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26739288 No.26739288 [Reply] [Original]

NO NO NO NO NO! ITS NOT GOING UP AND I JUST BOUGHT! YOU FUCKS TRICKED ME

>> No.26739995

yeah i'm down $1.50. I'm selling

>> No.26740061

>>26739288
>>26739995
Don't be a pussy fucking hold

>> No.26740212

>>26739288
Toilet paper hands

>> No.26740364
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>>26739288
>>26739995
kikes

>> No.26740419

>>26739288
Itll be 500 tomorrow, and 1k plus on friday

>tfw when waiting to be approved for trading account

>> No.26740481
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>>26740419
>no trading account
>d-dude just trust me

>> No.26740542

>>26740481
Just wait and see

>> No.26740619

>>26739288
1) some faggot named deepfuckingvalue buys otm options a long time ago
2) a few other early traders who realized the short ratio was extremely high join in
3) more and more people start buying resulting in this crazy squeeze
4) actual normies go crazy and sign up on brokerages to put their life savings in. The best part is they are buying options even though they have no idea how these work. They are paying insane premiums and need extreme moves in price to make any profit
5) meanwhile the early traders, at least the ones with a brain, start closing their positions while also telling everyone to hold because "the squeeze will happen on friday" (we are here)
6) the stock will tank before friday and the normies will lose everything when their options expire worthless.

Screencap this


>>26740419
>1k plus on friday
>tfw when waiting to be approved for trading account
kek, the perfect example
be happy you are not approved anon

>> No.26740659

>>26740419
>tfw when you post your yfw you poop

>> No.26740700

>>26739288
You do not buy it to make a profit. You buy it to make a statement.

t. 3 shares

>> No.26740726

>>26739288
Sage

Hide and ignore Mr. shithands

>> No.26740752

>>26739288
just bought some, the guy that made 25 mil still hasn't sold

>> No.26740789

>>26740619
Okay, screencapped, see you Friday double nigger.

>> No.26740823

>>26740619
isnt all that under the assumption that everyone is buying options?

>> No.26740863

>>26740619
How much did you get paid to make this post?

>> No.26740885

>>26739288
We only need to keep it above $115 by Friday

>> No.26740899

>>26740700
What statement?
"I am retarded and love losing all my money to prove a point to some random fund I have never heard of before today"

>> No.26741044

>>26740619
Shillfag is shill

>> No.26741070

>>26739288
Click "5d" on your chart. It's going to dip, but if it stays above even the mid $100's by friday, it'll be back up to the $350-400. If It stays in the 200's till friday, the moon mission is departing then.

>> No.26741116

>>26740823
Yes, mostly. But even if you buy stock you can obviously get fucked hard, but you wont lose 100%
>>26740789
Great, see you then
>>26740863
Nothing. I did open a (very small) short today however. Will add if it goes against me

>> No.26741134

that's what you get for listening kike shills, people are selling despite kikes shorting more and more.

>> No.26741147

>>26740619
copy pasting this retarded FUD isn't going to save you, Melvin.

>> No.26741163

>>26740885
anon, Melvin Capital (and Citron Research) already covered their shorts today. $115 is meaningless. The gig is up.

https://m.benzinga.com/article/19343201

>> No.26741176

What kind of moron would get in at 300? Especially when the market is saturates with memestonks to make quick buck with.

>> No.26741214

>>26741044
What is it I am shilling you stupid reddit nigger?

>> No.26741268

>>26739288
no shit sherlock.... you all know it was a one time deal right? ....you knew that origonal holders would sell out and dump it? you knew the market would close itself to fix it and in fixing it would dump the price back down? you shouldnt have brought the top, and if you was still in you should have used the small window to sell out

>> No.26741310

>>26741147
>copy pasting
I just wrote it anon

>> No.26741323
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>>26739288
imagine buying 2 days late lmao how jewish were you to wait for a dip?

>> No.26741360

>>26741163
...that's why we hold it way above until after friday

>> No.26741436

>>26741163
>already covered their shorts today
This is a literal MSM lie

>> No.26741442

>>26741268
Anyone really gonna listen to a tripfag called Captain Cuck?

>> No.26741446

>>26741163
That 2.7b from Citron and Point72 has already went up in smoke as of today lol

>> No.26741514

>they had to actually crash the stock market this morning to keep it from going too high too fast

>> No.26741594

>>26741116
>nothing

Typical jews.

>> No.26741623

>>26740419
You are fucking imbecille kys

>> No.26741713
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>>26741163
>the increasingly nervous hedge fund manager posted a video on youtube saying "everything is fine" and an article reported on it so it's fact
The clear fact is that he didn't "cover" it during market hours given when the video was posted, so he did it in either post or pre market hours, where the was not even enough volume to close his full position! Lol

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yS4yPsmaDDQ&feature=youtu.be

>> No.26741715

>>26740752
he bought for dirt cheap and would still make a huge profit if it doesn't hit 500, he has nothing to loose anon do you?

>> No.26741814
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>>26741163
>New Traders Swear By Bazinga Options

>
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>We sift through this volatile market for consistent trades so you don't have to. Get Benzinga Options: Starter Edition to follow Bazinga's high-conviction options trades.

>Where to put $1,000 right now

>STOP BUYING STOCKS RIGHT NOW ... And start taking a serious look at options, the investment vehicle that is driving stocks like Tesla and Apple to historically unprecedented highs.

>Lead by the anti-Wall Street options genius, Nic Chahine, Bazinga Options is seeing explosive (and often immediate) returns on his options trades

Stop, stop! I may get a case of mongoloid from this contagious shit!

>> No.26741885

>>26739288
After hours is Jew time. This is to be expected.

>> No.26742009

>>26739288
>Find another fast-moving stock
>Could have made 1300 dollars
>Just made 30
Welcome to the wheel of fortune dipshits, we're all in this together

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>>26741116
>I did open a (very small) short today however.
you people never fucking learn, do you?

>> No.26742088

(((after hours trading)))

>> No.26742098

GME IS NOT OVER FRIDAY, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS SHORTLETTE

DO NOT SELL GME THIS WEEK!
FRIDAY IS A GAMMA-SQUEEZE, WHICH IS A CHANGE IN STOCK PRICED FROM ALL OF US BUYING SHARES AND PUMPING ITS VALUE

THE HISTORIC SHORT SQUEEZE WILL TAKE PLACE THRU THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS, BUT *ONLY* IF YOU HOLD YOUR SHARES THRU THAT TIME

SHORTLETTES ARE TRYING TO SCARE PAPERHAND ANONS WITH STOCKS INTO SO MUCH EXCITEMENT OVER FRIDAY IT SHAKES THE STOCKS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR WEAK PUSSY ASS HANDS BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HANDLED BIG-BOY MONEY BEFORE

DO. NOT. SELL.
NOT THIS WEEK, NOT NEXT WEEK.
IF EVERYBODY HOLDS, YOU WILL SEE INSANE GAINS OVER THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS
DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH HEDGE CAPITAL IS REVEALED TO BE TANGLED IN THIS NET OF SHORT LOANS, WE COULD VERY WELL SEE STOCK VALUE EXCEED $5000/SHARE

BUT NOT IF YOU GET SO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT HANDLING MONEY YOU DROP YOUR STOCKS BEFORE THE SQUEEZE EVEN HAPPENS

FUCKING EDUCATE YOURSELVES, READ ON ON GAMMA SHORT, READ ON SHORT SQUEEZE
DON'T SELL THIS WEEK, DON'T SELL NEXT WEEK
THE SHORT SQUEEZE ONLY HAPPENS IF YOU HOLD WITH DIAMOND HANDS!

>> No.26742255

>>26740619
t. shlomo

>> No.26742313

>>26739288
What you're seeing are the quitters, you're not a quitter. Are you anon?

>> No.26742320

are you faggots so weak that you fold like wet tissues at the first sign of trouble?

whats even more hillarious than these demoralisation threads is the fact that reddit is still holding the line while you cuck out at the only chance the little man will probably ever get to get back at the elites

>> No.26742445

>>26740619
That’d be funny to see

>> No.26742514
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>>26739288
>buying some redditor's bags
SHYGGDDT

>> No.26742525

>>26739288
just hold it you fucking pussies
they literally owe more than 100% of the available stock, this is near certain if enough people just hold

>> No.26742572

>>26742039
Learn what? You faggots would have to pump the stock to $10k before my short is even feeling it

>> No.26742677

>>26742445
I have my popcorn ready and will be enjoying the show. Maybe I even have to make an exception and visit wsb to see the shitshow

>> No.26742852

>>26739995
KYS nigger

>> No.26742971
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>>26739288
Sell now while you can.

I cant tell you who I am, but my brother is a janitor who works at one of the offices who provided financial assistance to one of the funds who helped bail out Melvin and co.

He overheard the higherups talking about some of these reddit users actually being suspected corporate entities who are trying to arrange a takeover by pushing them into bankruptcy.

He said that they said these guys actions lined up with previous failed negotiation attempts and it's like they had deep insider info on the inner workings of these hedges, likely former employees.

He said not only did some of these reddit guys make almost prophetic moves in the market at critical times, they also divulged information on future moves that were still internal at the time.

He said that they are only in this to bankrupt some rival agencies and that at the right time they are going to sell and leave everyone else holding the bags.

You guys need to sell NOW, don't be the sucker that these incognito reddit fat cats want you to be.

This shit goes deep, way deep, we are swimming with the sharks and we dont know it. We are playing games within games, moving pieces that don't belong to us.

Be careful, be safe. Sell.

>> No.26742983

>>26742572
If you shorted at the absolute top, you are still going to lose 50% by Friday. I'll tip my hat when I dump my bags on you when you inevitably cover to avoid owing 25% after losing it all.

>> No.26743086

>>26742971
fuck off kike
HOLD THE LINE

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>>26740899
We going full circle baby. There's no justice and no hope for political solutions.

>> No.26743316

>>26742971
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>> No.26743355
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26743355

Non-friendly reminder that if you're some easily spooked poorfag trying to get in on this with the 1.5 GME stocks your "life savings" got you, you should kill yourself IMMEDIATELY.

This game is strictly for the diamond-handed chads to win.

>> No.26743364

itt. kike shills

>> No.26743386

>>26742971
thanks for the heads up, just sold 27k shares

>> No.26743455

>>26742514
DFV deserves his bags for holding those initial calls for a year.

>> No.26743498

>>26739288
HAHAHAHA YOU FELL FOR THE TOP. DUMBASS. BETTER SELL NOW BEFORE YOU LOSE IT ALL. IT'S A CASINO FOLKS AND THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS.

>> No.26743510

>>26740899
"i am a kike and love when money goes to shlomo schnoserberg"

>> No.26743585

>>26740212
wet toilet paper 95% of this board

>> No.26743659

>>26742971
https://ww.reddit.com/user/DeepFuckingValue
???

PROVE IT

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>>26740619
Got u bro. Saving lives out here with that post.

>> No.26743798

>>26743726
more like saving shlomo's pocket

>> No.26744004

>>26743726
based. He almost had me with the FUD

>> No.26744023

>>26740619
DeepFuckingValue hasn't sold yet. He's holding onto $87M and is still holding.

>> No.26744045

>>26740419
I'm a complete newfag to trading. I'm only here reading up on this because of how widespread the news has been. My assumption is that if I decided to buy because the news is getting around, isn't it very likely that other people like me have read about this and want to buy-in as well? I just want to buy before the full horde of newfags do and maximize those gains.

I have no idea how to go about it though. Some of the lingo is flying over my head, not to mention I'm not sure when to sell? On Friday? Any oldfag advice would be very useful. I'm only throwing a little into the pot and it's not even my money so if it doesn't work out it's not a big deal, 50/50 split on any gains though.

>> No.26744053

>>26742983
So, you are saying that you believe the stock will go to $22k? That is how high it will have to go for me to lose 50% I would not have to cover before 50k+ in a margin account. I'm going to profit 70%+ on my short, and you will be left holding bags

>> No.26744276

>>26743726
Based, I will post this on friday

>> No.26744515

>>26744023
He will sell before Friday unless he hates money. He will probably not get $87M for it though

>> No.26745887

>>26744276
Or maybe already tomorrow

>> No.26746021

>>26742098
What is this stupid troll shit?

You sell on Friday maybe monday because they are obligated to buy back as much as they can. They cannot survive for 1 or 2 months with how this shit has been pumping and time like that leaves them with an out so they cannot. Stop trying to get people burnt by the fire they're carrying. This whole thing works on a market manipulation therefore the people who have to buy it are good to seek help and fuck everyone who bought over with either no money or a lawsuit. You CANNOT give them time like that

>> No.26746094

>>26743726
>down $90 after close
He knew.

>> No.26747636

>>26742983
So, how is this going for you anon?

>>26746094
I did, too bad I only shorted small size

>> No.26748099

>>26742971
U bullshit motherfucker

I'm betting you're lying on an internet anime forum so your brother can keep his job.

I ain't selling yet, GME to the moon

>> No.26749022

Just added some to my short on the bounce

>> No.26750097

>>26741116
Stop shilling shitron. I have 247 point of buffer and own stock cash

Fuck you gme all the way

>> No.26750715

>>26744045
It's a massive gamble
Right now, you stand to lose a lot of money when the bubble pops, while the benefits are not THAT great (anymore).
Take your time and learn how trading works because the system is, by design, meant to be inaccessible to laymen

Also, (((they))) just shut down the reddit and discord servers of WSB, so momentum may be lost, but on the other hand, they HAVE to buy lots of stock sooner rather than later, whatever the price is
As a bystander with no stake on the whole thing, I'd not commit to it, but you do you, the once-in-a-lifetime boner from fucking hedge kikes in the ass is probably worth $300

>> No.26750979

Im down 7k already... I feel sick and its hard to breathe.

>> No.26751759

>>26739995
only down a $1.50? Just hold you fucking pussy. Shit is gonna rebound like a mother fucker tomorrow morning

>> No.26751966

Should I put an order in for GME right now and get it processed right when market opens, or wait until after the market opens to see if any faggots sell and lower the price?

>> No.26753244

>>26750979
Won't feel that way when you're up 200%

>> No.26753379

I am going to hold GME and AMC until Monday. I want to see what happens.

>> No.26753430

>>26751966
I wouldn't be suprised to wake up to an opening price of 350, so just wait til market opens and go from there. A decision now is one without information, and its not going to get you a better deal so waiting will give more info and might get you a better deal.

All up to you man.

>> No.26753537

>>26739288
Nice try, buying more

>> No.26753700

I am not asking for financial advice or anything illegal. What was the general idea behind this? X company bet that GME would die and retailer normal people bought stocks and somehow company x is gonna start losing some money because Y? end result means buy GME stocks and hold them until...umm sometime.