/biz/ - Business & Finance

US Market closing soon! get your last stonks now!

pray for me as i hold my aapl $144c sells through earnings bros

BBBY is so underrated!

NIO already stealing TSLA code.
https://twitter.com/johnnymmaz/status/1353595476008816649?s=20

Jahy > Lum

>>26725331
ANIME girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>26725331
HORSE BROS WHERE DID THE GAINS GO?

>>26725465
Apparently too late already, I tried $1k AMC, said I can't make transaction

Closing in the green, go NOK go in the after hours, your time is now!

>>26725605
Notre Père, qui es au Cieux,
Que ton nom soit sanctifié

Has anyone heard from Tinny? Did he died?

>>26725674
WTF

>He bought?

>>26725718
bless anime

UUUU still strong despite today's madness.

DING DING DING. How comfy did you get today? Only 2.73%+ for me.

close could have been a lot worse. I'll just not open my account for a week or answer my phone and we'll see what happens

>>26725375
>>26725637

I'm doing it, I'm really doing it

That last minute Airbnb buy recouped half my losses for today but still down about ~1-2%.

>>26725691
This has to be money-laundering operation, no?

18 is my wife.

>>26726006
-3%
Very uncomfy.

>>26726051
Fucking kek, the curse of the Melvin capital short, I'll just buy whatever they short from now on.

>>26726053
>anon's making moves
I like it anon. If the market goes sideways to shakeout the weak hands, then you'll do great.

>>26726241
she reminds me of someone

>>26726051
Is it time for retail to short GME now that Melvin is out of the way?

>>26726006
fucking gamestop

I beat daily inflation today!

DO YOUR WORST APPLE!!!!!!!!

posting my waifu

YOU COCK SUCKING FAGGOTS BETTER SELL GME. I LOST MY FUCKINGGGGGG ASS BUYING PUTS TODAY AHRHRJDJSJSJJJ IT HAS TO FALLLLLLLL FUCK YOU ALLLL!!!

>>26726628
I'm happy for you anon.
May you enter 5figures very soon.
>>26726712
just fuck off melvin

>>26726006
based
bath
and beyond

>>26726628
Based anon! What were your positions?

>>26726241
No Krillin is you cuck and you probably watch them bang, also he has a BBC

I love girls in tight jeans

>>26725331
Where is my Lum Urusei Yatsura tranny fren?

Where we at AMCHADS?

i lost a money today

>AAPL

OH NONONONONONONO

>>26726998
same. everything was red except for uvxy.

>>26725703
+1.

>>26726816
Ty friend. I am very happy to exit all my meme positions and readjust to regular slow growers. I couldn't sleep last night due to nerves and am barely functioning today. Tonight I will sleep well and satisfied.

>>26726957
*raises paw*

UVXY AH

OH MY LORD

Well lads, so ends day three of my trading adventure. And look! I just barely beat my target of 30% for the week (barring the unfortunate).

I’ve exited 6 of my positions today with a net gain of $113 dollars. I have 12 unexcercised options currently and a very small pile of memestock. If Mcaffee tanks over the next few sessions I may be on track for 50%+ on my first week of options trading!

>>26726873
I didn't watch shit after freeza saga, Krillin gets a Robot waifu?

I LOVE UVXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>26726998
>>26727132
how did you retards manage to lose money in this market

>>26726053
>>26727205
>>26727243
Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

HOLY FUCK UVXY AH
MY CALLS ARE ITM

>>26726712
You shouldn't be holding GME puts at all anon. It's not that it's over bought, it's that a Hedge fund needs to buy 100% of every available share of it and then after they buy every share they can—they have to find 40% more. If they go bankrupt, which is likely to happen to their shell company they just created to off load the debt, even then the bank that lent them the shares, to my current understanding will then be responsible themselves for having to buy the options. Which will only increase the shares price.
If you have a puts that expire in a few months, you might be alright. Hopefully the market maker doesn't force you to exercise your puts before the expiration. Although if it keeps going up like it has the last day, then it is almost a certainty that your options will be exercised before the expiration date.
I would off load those puts ASAP anon, before the market maker you bought them from decides to exercise them.

>>26727293
By investing in sensible businesses with decent fundamentals.

>>26727301
I'm ITM too.. It's glorious.

>>26727052
probably wont stick even if i want it to

>>26727211
>I just barely beat my target of 30% for the week
lmao. Amazing.

I'm happy for the UVXY Chads but does that mean you guys crashed the market?

>>26727293
>>26727299
The sad part is im actually still losing money cause i have more money in stupid spacs and stuff that follows market trends

>everything red in AH
fugg

>>26727551
Same. Started the day down 8% finished it down 2.5%.

>>26727190
I called in sick to observe this shitshow
I'm still in with 50 GME at ~$13. been trimming all week. Bought some meme options that are paying off and I'll probably sell most of this by friday.

>>26726957
>>26727200
This is not comfy.

>>26726828
AMC and NOK. Bought AMC $10 LEAPs on Friday for 1.03, sold for 12 today. Bought some $7 NOK LEAP for .31, sold for $3. Bought $10 NOK LEAP for .13, sold for $2.56. I understand these might go up in the future but I don't care. I'm happy.

>>26727551
all you had to do what buy GME when it was shilled with coom memes at $18 or lower and buy BBBY once it was clear we were going to see market wide short capitulation

>>26727693
yeah AH is mogging rn

>>26727791
Why not?

>Apple 2% drop in one second
We're in for a ride coming up, aren't we anons?

>>26727896
it was a selloff into earnings, but theyre going to bigly beat

>Down heavily today
>Maybe TSLA will save my dying portfolio
>Nope
>After hours 809.31 −54.85 (6.35%)

I got fucked today and not in a good way. It's never in a good way.

>>26727896
already loaded up on bobo bags this morning. extra comfy.

UVXY: The official stock of /cmg/

now that GME and AMC has everyones attention, what are good cheapies to buy?

THEY are mad at us, but our will is strong! How glorious tomorrow morning will be!

>>26727409
Made decent swings just from it falling a bit yesterday. Tried again today and have gotten absolutely btfo. That's what I get for trying time shit without any day trades left. If it just opens at like 250 tomorrow I'll be fine

>>26728414
TQQQ on the Friday dip. And then on the monday dip. And then the neverending dip until march.

In all seriousness tho, I think retail speculators will rotate a shitton of money into GEVO.

>people buying the GME dip at $320
where am i? who am i? what have i become? what the fuck is going on?

>>26728296
>I got fucked today and not in a good way. It's never in a good way.

Red days are illegal. I imagine JPOW will come out on twitter today and assure the markets that he will market buy more AAPL and the GME shorts from the hedgies

>>26726006
+27%

>>26728896
>the fed bails out a hedge fund
Could you imagine the implications from this?

>>26726006
Is that before or after inflation?

To sell or not to sell Deep Yellow. That is the question.

Was 30 mins too late yesterday to put half of my net worth into AMC. Not comfy

How much are you all down that didn't go all in on memes? I am out 3400 today because gamestop ate the rest of the market.

>>26728414
MAXR, SRAC have dumped hard if you like space stonks

85 TOOOTSEE COINNS!!!

>>26726006
+70% on AMC

I'm down 12 points
and they're selling.

The graphs in the board room show
by the time that the market
opens in Tokyo
I'll be worthless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FlIkSTU2RU

>>26729260
What do you consider memes tho?
I have
>CDR (since january)
>GEVO
>IPOE
>VSTO
And some leddit PnD stocks I'm not willing to disclose out of shame.

The Jews are going to go war with the market now. Fuck

How comfy are you right now?

I’m in bed, all cozy, watching part 19 of that epic Chris Chan documentary saga on YouTube and browsing this thread, safe from the redditors. Pretty comfy, desu.

Anyone have any plays for next week?

>>26729260
About 1.6k which is around 3% of my portfolio. Only thing still green is PLTR and it's nowhere near enough to compensate for the massive losses everywhere else. Haven't felt this shit since September.

Soooooooooooooo AAPL was boring as fuck and was square on analyst expectations?

>>26729730
I wish I found /cmg/ sooner.

>>26729597
>it was bad when the billionaires were the only ones doing it!!
>... but we're still only bringing it up now when they're getting screwed
this country is a fucking mess

>>26729730
>ABNB
>AMD
>BL
>FSLY
>YEXT
Feeling /comfy/ desu

>>26729783
that's what it seems. nice rat fren.

>>26729730
feeling good, waiting for AAPL earnings. or did they already happen?>>26729783

>>26729597
>Retailers starts making money
>Democrats comes rushing in to blame rich people for everything
>Calls on regulations that will not only hurt the rich but retailers by most likely a wider margin
Whew

>>26729860
Not being obvious to find is the only thing that is stopping this all going to shit. 7 minutes a thread was the rate /smg/ was going at today. What’s the point of that?

>>26730045
Thank you for joining the rat gang.

>>26729597
so she wants to fuck over the retail traders making money and saving a large company but nothing about the shortsellers trying to make companies crash when they're vulnerable, am I getting this correctly? Or did I get it backwards?

jesus fucking cherisyt its iover

>>26729730
Still at work in my office. My Costco desk chair is incredibly comfy.

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kinda wish I didn’t cave and start playing memes again.
QQQ dump from today was a ripe entry point, but I want to have more cash freed up so I can go right for the throat if we get a -10% or so

ALSO WHERE’S THAT NIGGER THAT WAS BRAGGING ABOUT PASSING ME WITH A 118K PORTFOLIO? I WANT TO LAUGH AT HIS SMOL LIL BEPIS.

I think I am actually going to open a SU and ENB position. Something so hated right now just screams undervalued.
>>26730190
The original sin here was naked shorting that went on for more than a year. The SEC did nothing because it helped the big boys. Jay Clayton is the enabler of the golden age of fraud in the markets.

>>26729730
watching Radal's video, trying to not think about getting bogged in premarket

>>26730334
>Still at work in my office
Same.
I basically get the entire floor to myself.

>>26730261
Nope you are getting it right. Why would Elizabeth Warren try to claim Native American ancestry, when its clear she's more Jewish than anything else.

>>26730319
Yes, yes it is. As one door closes, another door opens. Hopefully something good comes out of this, and promptly.

>>26730346
>he thinks it is going back up
oh anon, the ride is just starting

>>26730117
1.68 i believe

AAPL EARNINGS

EPS: $1.68 vs. $1.41 estimated
Revenue: $111.44 billion vs. $103.28 billion estimated, up 21% year-over-year
iPhone revenue: $65.60 billion vs. $59.80 billion estimated, up 17% year-over-year
Services revenue: $15.76 billion vs. $14.80 billion estimated, up 24% year-over-year
Other Products revenue: $12.97 billion vs. $11.96 billion estimated, up 29% year-over-year
Mac revenue: $8.68 billion vs. $8.69 billion estimated, up 21% year-over-year
iPad revenue: $8.44 billion vs. $7.46 billion estimated, up 41% year-over-year
Gross margin: 39.8% vs. 38.0% estimated

>>26729286
Based retard

>>26730217
Yeah, that makes sense. It was worse than an IRC 100 member channel. Zero two-way communication.

>>26730649
Don't forget about the $0.205 divvy

>>26730649
And now whatch this retard market dip after a blown-out earnings.

I think I have the market figured out.

>stocks climb to crazy numbers on the pre-earnings season
>earnings come in and investors find out the company doesn't $1 trillion in revenue (even if the company is doing great regardless)
>stocks dumps
>climbs back up over the next 2 months

I am all in AMD, INTC, NEE for this reason. My calls are locked and loaded. Might get my hands on dumped AAPL tomorrow.

>>26730593
I STILL HAVE AT LEAST 45K MORE BUYING POWER, YOU SILLY LITTLE MONKEY
SCOOPSIES ALWAYS WINS.
ALWAYS.

>>26730867
>AMD
I still see big upside here anon

aw crap my money is gone

>>26730593
not comfy

>>26729749
AHT

>>26730855
it did have an 11% runup the past 2 weeks to this earnings. could honestly have been priced in and a sell the news event. god i hope so, please dont bog my calls

>>26731000
based and checked

LMAO any CRBP men see that AH fakeout. Fucking institutions are trying to call your bluff hard, its a game of chicken. Keep playing, they can't keep shorting with the level of volume that has been flowing in for more than a few more days

>>26730867
Tech stocks will keep rising as long as deflationary forces are winning.
>b--b-b-but the ATHs of the market
TINA exists as long as everything else is on fire.

>>26730855
To be fair it is priced in at the current market cap.

>>26731032
So you agree with me? I don't know why it got dumped like that after great earnings but so it goes.

Predictions for when the GME bubble pops. What happens to the rest of the market?

I.. I honestly have no idea.

>>26729749
100% cash.

>>26731220
since we'll put what's left of our gains elsewhere it probably won't be so bad

>>26731220
Everything calms the fuck down because all the newfags lost interest.

>>26731122
>>26731179
True. That just means that buying a company looking for a juicy earnings peak is kinda retarded in this market.

>t. VSTO holder hoping he bought early enough

>>26731220
Friday in AH, Monday will be a bloodbath.

>>26730261
>>26730190
Yeah. I read it backwards. I read it that she basically told em to fuck off and retail won.

>>26729749
probably back to investing in normal things, idk, this meme shit surely can't last

>>26731220
People try to find the "next GME" and lose all their money. smg returns to being slow moving and only having 7 threads per day during market hours vs the fucking 40 or whatever we have right now.

>>26731425
Wouldn't everyone try to predict the AH pop and frontrun it?

>>26731250
>100% cash.
I disagree with ever going all cash.
I plan to always have a very minimum of a 25% position in SSO/QLD.
At least you’re not a degenerate SPXL weeklies nigger though.

>>26731425
i dont think so, friday the gamma squeeze will cause every single call option to expire ITM and force massive buys over the weekend. ill be selling most of my position that day but ill keep holding 25-50 shares for the monday spike. at that point it will be time to exit though

>>26731000
how the hell do I get like you?

>>26731526
Oh there’s no doubt that they’ll lose their money. That’s a certainty. I just worry about the impact on the rest of the market. Every trader/broker seemed absolutely broken this morning, like worldwide, we must have peak saturation of people trying to get into the market.

>>26731250
I want to do this but I have 2+ year leaps that I hope can endure the coming bloodbath.

Sell signal?

>>26731163
mR. SHILL? I hope you have iron kneecaps

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

AAPL and FB posted goob earnings

>>26731614
Nah man, big indexes can possibly go down 5-10%
With cash, the most I lose is 6% to inflation.

>>26731642
ITM options have to be excercised an hour into AH. AFAIK at least.

>>26731855
God bless you anon. You've been consistent for years reminding our fellow frens.

>>26731855
I always like your posts friend. Would you be willing to post your dividend portfolio again?

UVXY swinging between 5% and 15% for AH. Tomorrow is going to be so green she'll have to wear shades.

>>26731526
>People try to find the "next GME" and lose all their money
I’m feeling AMC, BBBY, TR next.
AMC is already catching on, but it will pinch further as gains are captured on GME.
It’ll probably peak when the GME bubble completely collapses.

>>26731220
I just took up a 6 month put.
The ADHD niggermonkeys from r*ddit can’t possibly stay fixated that long, but they do prove to be occasionally obsessive, which is why I went so far out.
I really am staying fixated on my $1488 limit order until I see all hope is lost though.
Position here:
>>26731000

test.

>>26731855
Hey Divvie fren. How did you find us?

>>26731855
Also checked.

>>26726006
8.83%+ pretty comfy

>>26731614
>>26731891
... in two days. I'll see what the market is doing in wednesday.

i need to make 20k asap to pay denbts
i have like 100 dollars to my name

what can i put money in now to get 20k after taxes? how do taxes work with stonks anyway? help a new fag out

>>26732077
>The ADHD niggermonkeys from r*ddit can’t possibly stay fixated that long, but they do prove to be occasionally obsessive, which is why I went so far out.
I'd be afraid that a lot of them forget they have a RH account or how to access it, and just never sell. Hence the stock never taking a dump.

Obviously reddit is no more than 5% of the ownership so it doesn't really matter what they do though.

everything is going along as expected. don't be scared of the dump in the morning

>>26731836
No, I have iron hands though. And so should you, Mr. Lettuce Hands.
Remember that this was 1.50 a couple weeks ago, this volatility is expected for a 20% short float which has gone up 40% recently. Welcome to deep value biotech plays which are starting to gain traction as volume pours and pours in. Diamond hand through the short attacks and carnage, come out a rich man a few weeks later.

>>26731674
You just have to be an insufferable cunt that stays fixated on the long game, and ostensibly refuse to cave to the ADHD niggers that will succumb to survivorship bias.
>t. my absolutely insufferable SPXL bag holding throughout March and April of last year

>>26732296
>Obviously reddit is no more than 5% of the ownership so it doesn't really matter what they do though.
I was gonna reply this right after I read your first sentence.

>>26732360
I just want my non meme positions to stop bleeding.

>>26732360

>>26732457
How dirt cheap is a GME put anyways?

Might want to follow you on that.

>>26732296
>and just never sell
But this more than just a PnD. This is a short squeeze.
The PnD is being magnified by the hedgies getting margin called and forced to buy.
Within 1 month’s time, new buyers will fail to show and float/volume will fall to normal market activity.

>>26732512
This. Fucking hell it hurts.

>>26732512
Buy a comfy crabbing stock like UUUU

Is there a reason not to short GME? It's so overvalued, surely it collapses on friday at the latest?

>>26732627
>Within 1 month’s time, new buyers will fail to show and float/volume will fall to normal market activity.
How does a stock ever go down if there's not a downward selling pressure?

I thought that was the whole point - stock goes up if people want to buy in, stock goes down if more people are selling.

>>26732596
Are GME puts cheap tho? I thought the IV was insane.

>>26732512
This is why I finally caved in and hedged my non-memes with memes.

>>26731789
I'm hedged with UVXY calls and cashed out of a lot of my meme plays. Whatever happens, I'm ready.

>>26732849
Why are you under the impression that there won't be selling pressure? Especially once it starts to dip.

>>26732828
This is what's going to make it go higher. This is like TSLA on pcp and steroids.

>>26728714
GEVO is great.

>>26732828
That's when they have to buy so it will skyrocket on Friday. Of course, getting locked out on Monday is a huge risk.

idk GME seemed kinda flat today after the big jump on open. maybe its run out of steam

>>26732895
Shorting GME is a rich man's game.

>>26733038
Well what I mentioned here: >>26732296, just scared that the tourists who bought in forget to sell and forget about thir stock

>>26732512
>>26732657
This is why I size into a position and seize the opportunity on a worthy dip, only to sell at the first ATH
And also why I AM HERE TO LAUGH AT THE ADHD NIGGER THAT HAD A 118K PORTFOLIO OF TQQQ THAT WAS SO SMUG ABOUT PASSING ME.

>>26732596
>How dirt cheap is a GME put anyways?
I bought one here:
>>26731000
Don’t buy anything sooner than April because you might get fucked by theta.
They aren’t exactly dirt cheap if you are going for reasonable, non-degenerate expiry dates.

>>26726006
120%, paying back loan tomorrow (took it for gambling on wall street casino this month)

>>26733130
It's one of the green energy companies that look Fundamentally OK.

A counterexample is Plug, it's fucking retarded, they are selling literal scifi.

>>26733032
Same, I'm sold out of basically everything except MMEDF, and my gambling account has those UVXY calls I bought this morning. I've fucked up before for these market crashes, I'm not letting it happen again. This time, I come out of it rich.

>>26732077
Probably should have FOMO'd TR on monday. Didn't think it'd get such a retard pump so quick.

>>26732020
they get exercised then but im pretty sure the purchases get processed over the weekend. wasnt that what led to the monday gap up?

>>26733136
The way it went at open I don’t think anyone’s broker will be working allowing them to sell at the right time. There’s going to be a lot of bagholders left who don’t understand limit orders.

>>26732264
Travel back in time and buy 1/29 AMC 9c

Is short interest in gme below 100% now. Seen a bunch of numbers

>>26733229
>They aren’t exactly dirt cheap if you are going for reasonable, non-degenerate expiry dates.
Yikes that's more than what's on my account right now. Might not be for me.

>>26733229
He’s probably still in /smg/. Can’t wait for things to get back to normal.

>>26726006
Gonna treat the gf to a nice meal and do a shitload of cocaine this weekend.

>>26731449
>>26730261
>>26730507
no wait she's calling out the hedgies, that's good

>>26733197
I'm pretty sure it's gonna float around $40 for quite some time. And not for fundamental reasons, but because of the meme factor and hopium (ad obsession as you said). We'll see.

I'm not afraid of those 4 digit account but literally everyone else looking for profit.

>>26733360
I'm pretty sure the gap up was caused by hedgeies deciding it's a good buy over the weekend.

>>26733268
I usually play it safe and always go 1 month out with my UVXY calls, but seeing that one dude that made 20k from 2k today partially with UVXY calls kinda made me jealous.

>>26730867
Yup.

>>26731822
yeah when this level of normie gets in on it you have less than a week to enjoy the rest of the pump and get out.

>>26732364
Bless you CRBP shill, I only jest, keep doing gods work frendo

>>26733229
hey scoops. i dont know why you were under the impression that my winnings were from TQQQ. i hold some TQQQ but only like 64 shares. unfortunately, as youll see from this picture, we are not in the same league anymore
i will give you 1 (one) guess what i bought and held

>>26733682
She's literally just spouting topical buzzwords to garner support for passing any fucking law they want. They'll pass regulations that end up enriching wall street in the long run anyway, and they'll tack on some stupid tax laws to fuck the little guy and the normies will clap because they're all mental invalids strung along by memes.

>>26733656
As long as you leave us alone Baggie. Say hi to the gook for us

>>26733847
Lmfao bruh check out the CRBP AH price now. See, told you this shit is a game of chicken. Institutions think they can shake you off before the price rockets. Don't get shook. Flip (((them))) the bird and smoke a blunt

>>26733904
Oh the gangs all here! Just like old times!

RIP Tinny.

>>26733682
I think she’s just confused, doesn’t understand the controversy, but wanted to score some quick political points of the ADHD niggers watching CNN and gawking about the whole spectacle

>>26733229
OMG, TQQQ is down to levels last seen on ... [checks notes] .... last Tuesday.

>>26733187
yeah but on Friday we might see some shit. I probably won't hold through the weekend though, I already have mixed feelings about holding right now but unless it dumps -70% I'll be fine.

Fucking actually crying from laughter at these ADHD riddled retards on stocktwits for CRBP who are getting shaken up by institutional short attacks like ever 1 hour and then when the price recovers within minutes they are like NOOOO WHY DID I SELLL NOOOOOO.

Jesus christ, there is not purpose in being an active investors who checks their portfolio if you are going to be a bedwetting little bitch

>>26734012
Jokes on them, I don't know how to sell at a loss, I'll take that shit into the ground first

>>26729260
Sold TQQQ right before it hit my buy in price, Bagheld CLF, PLTR holding comfy but I wish I had 3x the position I do, have decent low cost on gme and then bought some 300 dips so I have like 66% of my cash in GME

>>26733904
I have no idea, but I can rest assured that you’re a squawking, rung-licking, flat-footed ADHD nigger just like all the others
>pee pee
>poo poo

>>26732680
>UUUU
Is this as comfy as it sounds? I want some truly /comfy/ stock picks. I want stocks that are going to bring me god tier comfort for years. I think the nuclear bros might be able to get me. What else?

>>26734225
You don't need to do the needful for us every 5 minutes
>>26733682
Doesn't matter what posturing they make since JPOW has been bailing out the hedgies and banks since April

>>26734232
That will serve you well for deep value picks under $2. If you keep holding Michael "i have aspergers and therefore can't register the emotions to panic sell" Burry style, you will be set for life

Bought into naked right before closing. Up $3k from it already. Gonna fuck a hooker this weekend

>>26732680
UUUU know the rules and so do I

>>26734403
haha, love u scoops. hope the stripper gf is alright. im mirin your QLD and SSO stacks

>>26730649
>>26730855
It's fine, we're just one season ahead. These results justify that last month's rally and in a few days we can start pumping in speculation of next quarter.
Seriously guys, 20% YOY growth in products and services. The market will do well this year.

>>26728392
Was gonna call bullshit, but a R.Mika poster can't be wrong

>>26734430
Commodity etfs have been pretty comfy. REMX and XME have been great holds. Mind you i bought in november

>>26734159
The joke’s on you—I’m illiterate.

https://google.brand.edgar-online.com/default.aspx?companyid=923762

Check out the latest SEC filing just today by CRBP with their presentation and results included, positive results with their current trials. Good news should be coming for them and when it does it will explode imo. All major institutions are in CRBP with BIG positions, and they've been adding at these price levels.

>down 2% today
>up 2% AH
>for the past week

the world is a harsh and cruel place

>>26734437
Kek. I dream, that man is legend

Anyone else in the look past the noise to a strong q2 feel? Vaccines, covid decrease, and stimulus

>>26734718
When moon? Are my Feb. 19th $3c too soon?

>>26734718
Shutup Shillary, im bagholding that shit now

Comfy INTC.

>>26734685
Go take a bath and wash off that grime.

>>26726823
>>26725620
Brothers. What colour will your Ferrari be?

>>26734437
>Michael "i have aspergers and therefore can't register the emotions to panic sell" Burry style
One of the things I do to improve my trading is go out driving at rather dangerous speeds and almost flip the car a few times.
After experiencing actual near death, a small dip of 80% doesn't really upset me.

>>26734747
No dude seriously Michael Burry is a traditional value investors who follows the margin of safety. Combined with aspergers and an inability to process emotions, it is obvious how he got so rich . You choose value stocks, go full aspie and ignore all the FUD, carnage, short attacks, and just strong hold till you come out on top.

>tfw Burry grew up maybe 5 minutes from my house
He still lives close to me, not too far away

>>26734609
>hope the stripper gf is alright
The 1-2 day spree of absolutely crying her fuck eyes out all day long ended with another one-sided argument last night.
And then, a classic return to normalcy this morning.
I decided to try my strategy of “just walk the fuck out” last night when she got mad and seemed pretty successful.
She’s off getting her nails done rn.
Did I mention before that this chick was a cheerleader in HS?

>>26615185
>>26615185
>>26615185
>>26615185
holy shit bigbrain moment

What's the case for UUUU anyway?

>>26734870
I see debt implosions on the horizon.

Lets say i have 10k to gamble. Better to go all in on GME, spread between AMC, NOK, and BB, or put a lions share into GME and dabble in the others

Pump and dump is illegal however WSB will start converging on their interests, we will no longer see diversified portfolios, it will only take that deepfuckingvalue guy to say he will invest in a particular stock for people to follow him.
The Elon Musk tweet helped but still, open your eyes and buy whatever that autist or other major Dude in WSB does.

>>26735306
If you were a smart man you would save up for any upcoming NOK dip.

>>26735286
I'm out of any reopen nonsense and into big tech. Only good balance sheets.

>>26735222
Can I buy puts on your relationship status?

>>26734920
>Go take a bath and wash off that grime
Don’t make fun of my ailment.
I have revitiligo.
The Jews did this to me.

And so my GME limit sell shall sit at $1488 for all eternity if it must.
Happy International Holocaust Remembrance Day, jewnigger.

>>26735306
GME of course. However sell before friday

>>26735306
Put it all in GME right it the top for us plz, it is the way

>>26735167
I am taking you seriously, that's my style

>>26735306
Nok and diamond hands

>>26735306
Put it all in GME. Don’t sell until Monday.

>>26735306
>>26735462
>>26735491
this is not really comfy. There are dedicated threads for this.

>>26735667
Cope

>>26731855
What if I only want Canadian owned divvies?

>got drunk Friday and apparently put market buys into fucking TELL and have only now noticed

>>26725331
Wish me luck anons
10 in BB, 50 in NOK, and 20 in AMC
Feeling comfy, I'm up 3.49% after hours.
If I make it Im gonna get a buppy

>>26735621
I am surprised you did, i shilled CRBP like a fucking diaper shitting retard on here to make it more fun. But nothing I said about CRBP was a lie. It definitely has been having dark pool activity for many weeks now.
Its kinda great, shilling this stock has taught me a lot about how paper handed investors make up the vast majority of retail traders and also I can't wait for my gains to flow in so i can post them

NEW THREAD:
>>26733180
>>26733180
>>26733180
>>26733180

>>26735791
>catalogue filled with threads to GME
>nah better shit up another one
I want reddit fags to leave

>>26735968
Fuck off you fucking faggot

>>26735968
based

>>26735968
Based targeted chemo.

>>26735968
everyone move over!

>>26736083
Just click it you redditard. Adults are having a conversation in this thread.

>>26735441
>Can I buy puts on your relationship status?
Nigga, I would too.
The borderline girl is texting me back. Probably going to bone that chick within the next week or so.
I’ve literally tried straight up telling this stripper chick “GET OUT” before.
It has already miraculously lasted 2 months, excluding the weekly/biweekly dates.
The /smg/ straw poll expectation was just a couple weeks.

>>26735968
Based baker.

>>26736016
Cope

Honestly play for tomorrow's UVXY calls ? Then puts in the afternoon

>>26736274
>The /smg/ straw poll expectation was just a couple weeks.
That's in line with the precision of target prices here.

Is UVXY going to tank tomorrow? Or will the dip persist for another day?

>>26736124
>>26736162
>>26736165
>>26736296

>>26735900
This is me. Does anyone else unironically enjoy getting angry and going on a rant about something? It’s so fucking cathartic.

>>26736441
Dunno. It's up AH, but that's no guarantee it won't dump at open.

>>26736555
>Does anyone else unironically enjoy getting angry and going on a rant about something?
Thats... thats why I'm here.

>>26736678
Sometimes I will seek out things to make me angry just so I can get annoyed. I don’t know why I do it.

>>26735733

reddit containment thread for the lolz.

Didnt mean for this. but idc.

who /buying the upcoming NOK and GME dumps and long till 2023/ here?
>>26735968
kek i love this shit

>>26736981
Thing is, it works a treat too. Whenever you see the post quality going down or the poster count go up, just throw it out there.

>>26737071
Same. The absolute state of newfaggotry tho.

>>26736981
2023 will be the middle of the recession, unironically. Holding stocks instead of cash (or bond,s, crypto, etc) until then is extremely optimistic.

>>26736431
I’m literally trying to get rid of this chick.

>>26737071
yeah, genius idea. these threads are a fucking godsend still 74 posters in this thread at 5:35. im pretty sure that's about right for /smg/ right?

uh selloff is continuing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26736981
I've been long term on NOK for months now so i'm just keeping iron hands and riding this thing until 2023 anyway

>>26737210
>2023 will be the middle of the recession
well you dont have to hold 2023 leaps until 2023. but i also think 2023 will be the beginning of the recession if they decide to raise interest rates around that time. this thing is going secular up until the fed mentions the words "interest rates" again

Real talk: The "HR just sent the entire company a very somber email." pasta is actually quite great.

>>26726823
Thas amazing, today i saw some faggots shorred on them, who the fuck have something against bb&b??

That said, when would be a good time to sell off my AMC? I had shares from a few weeks ago and wasn't sure when to bail out before it implodes, any suggestions?

>>26737516
Honestly I can’t see them raising interest rates without a good 3-5 years notice.

Also, think John Rocker will find us? I doubt he’d be able to make a weekly update on the shitshow over there but he might like it in here.

>>26737516
2023 is the middle. I unironically think it's starting this year, maybe EOY.
Or if it actually started, that would confirm that this is the most rarted timeline.

>>26737706
Everything will implode Friday AH. MAybe before that if enough people try to frontrun it.

>>26737706
i suspect theyre going to announce an offering at these prices to cover their debts. the instant that news hits ever AMC holder is going to get bogged. so just beat them all :^)
ive been trying to warn people, they are actually dying (not "dying" like gme) with an AIDs riddled balance sheet, have no positive catalysts, and are in a dying industry

>>26736981
Not NOK (I still don't understand the Nokia meme) but I'm definitely buying back in on the GME dump.

Keep in mind all the smart money that was long GME in single digits has sold, except Roaring Kitty because he's a madman

>>26737210
>holding cash
Cash loses value. Why wouldn't you put it in gold?

Just getting into stocks! Is this a good time to buy? I don't have much money to invest, but I wish to learn.

>>26735948
Yeah lol it was hilarious, I could tell you genuinely believed what you were selling though, that was enough for me to gamble a couple bucks on it. I've been here a long time, I've learned to sift through this cesspool. Keep us posted with findings you are keen on, we really do appreciate it.

>>26735667
Sorry sir, I was only joking, I'm just a joker. Really I was doing the needful and persuading the little fella to lose it.

>>26738000
It’s going to be fucking hilarious. People who didn’t know what time the market opens, or that it even has hours have thrown their savings into it, and they’re going to be googling what a share offer means real soon.

>>26737386
Yeah. A little busy I think but seems about right.

>>26738095
no i dont think this dip is over

>>26738000
>i suspect theyre going to announce an offering at these prices to cover their debts
This is a very scary, very real danger. I'm banking on them being a slow moving company that cannot do this fast enough.

GEVO on the other hand did an offering literally the day after they mooned. Quick bastards. It's a fucking wonder they stayed above $8, let alone $11. And now they have a shitton of cash to work with.

>>26736636
Tesla missed earnings. Apple did better then expect but their performance is still underwhelming when compared to their past sales records for iphones even though this was supposed to be their supercycle. Facebook did really well but apparently Apple is making changes to the iphone and ipad that will make it hard for them to target earnings. I feel like this pullback could go on for tomorrow as well before reversing, but idk.

>>26738179
That's okay. It'll happen again eventually. Are we talking a few weeks wait, or months?

>>26738179
agreed. they bankers are gonna have to sell other stocks to pay for their tribe member's fuckup.

What time is it? Profit time! How do I tell? I got a SUNDIAL!

facebook is honestly a steal, it did great this year and the apple ad thing is way overplayed. You'd have to be dumb not to see it's value when it's p/e is so low

>>26738086
Gold can (and often does) also lose value.

>>26738130
It's okay. It's hard to distinguish shitposting from actual redditard posting nowadays.

>>26738331
It's september all over again.

>>26738317
>Facebook did really well but apparently Apple is making changes to the iphone and ipad that will make it hard for them to target earnings
oops. Meant to say "harder for them to target people for advertising". Faceberg is expecting a weak q1 because of it.

hello fellow smg refugees, i picked up NAKD, after seeing it trending & reports of them restructuring their business towards e-commerce. still relatively undervalued (for now) it’s under $1B mcap

>>26737843
So maybe I make my play Thursday, fair
>>26738000
Yeah I have no idea how they've gotten this huge, I bought a few weeks back to get a small bit of cash from theaters opening and now the things grown out of control, figure I'll want to bounce before people get played, maybe put my gains into pltr or KTOS, thanks anon

>>26738331
dunno
>1987 took a day
>2000 took months
>2008 took years
>2020 took weeks

Any good psybicilin stocks?

>>26738530
cool ill liquidate my asssets and buy tomorrow.

>>26738331
Expect days. This is a slight pull back with weak legs. I honestly think it could go green tomorrow if news comes out about the SEC cracking down on retail investors.

>>26738532
I'm planning to sell 75% Thursday too.

>>26726006
Bad :(

Freshly baked trips:

>>26738777
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>>26738777

>>26738471
>tfw been running the sneedful gambit on this ever since i bought the "top" at $0.51 AH on its first runup

>>26738078
NOK is a long game that should pay off in around 2022 or 2023, going by how they've been getting contracts regarding 5g. I don't know how it became regarded as a meme stock imo, but i'm really new to the game too
>>26738173
On one had, I feel bad for retards sometimes, but on the other hand, i've only been doing this for about a week and it's not a complex thing save for Options because i'm retarded and ain't touching them out of fear for my money, but these people lack common sense and don't realize you should never go all in on your nest egg, that's how you end up homeless. I hope when they get bogged it teaches them an important lesson

>>26738792
That’s robinhood, right?
How do you change the settings to get the red line?

>>26739461
>bait this obvious

>>26739461
Just go all in on Cleanspark

>>26738504
>Gold can (and often does) also lose value.

Isn't that just short term fluctuation though? A gold coin will still buy you a good quality suit, as it did in 1930, but the value of a dollar is very different now than it was in 1930. I don't know why anyone would hold cash in the face of a possible recession.

>>26734430
>comfy pepe winter.jpg
you name your memes too fren?

>>26739935
We are talking about 3-5 years of time frame, and it's not guaranteed that gold even follows inflation. Especially since most people try to buy it up at the start of the recession and sell it off during it. Just look at gold prices between 2000 and 2005. Absolute crab. This was a time when bonds and treasuries yielded around 6% a year with 0 risk.

>>26726004
Based. Holding a cheeky $5 2/19 call here. Love UUUU

Thanks for your insight anon. I was going off advice some boomers gave me, that gold and silver were always a solid investment.

>>26726006
+80%

>UVXY $15 AH
>My calls are actually gonna be ITM

Kek
Are markets really that worried?

new bread?