/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26721967
if you have extra meme money, GET ON THE BLIAQ TRAIN! tickets are very, very low price >>26717917

>>26721967
OP is a big faggot.
Anime is based and cutepilled.

>>26722276
Not OP but lick my balls

>>26721967
you guys are fucking retarded

>>26722538
Cry more tranny.

>>26722972
Anime is trannie. Everybody knows that.
Take your trannie shit and fuck off.

>>26722972
Wack projection faggot.

>>26723077
>Anime is trannie. Everybody knows that.
>Take your trannie shit and fuck off.
Imagine being this pathetic.

>>26723191
>Imagine being this pathetic.
Tough words for someone who watches shitty cartoons for little girls.

>>26723289
Keep seething faggot. It's too entertaining.

>tfw bought AMC at 4 dollars
This is omega comfy

>>26723483
Is that why you made this post?
It says nothing but
>I am here and I am angry
>pls notice me

Will we pump AH?

Just sold 13 shares of AAPL and bought 75 shares of AMC. How'd I do?

>>26721967
I love anime tits.

>>26723639
>the tranny is projecting
Kek. Can't believe 2d girls make you seethe this much.

Guess what guys.
I'm not selling AMC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUplWbW_X_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk0oyzRbxV4

NEW INVESTING ERA

How - as a bong - do I walk away with stocks the same day?

>>26724023
I am very much indifferent about your girl cartoons. You, on the other hand, are the cancer that is eroding society. Faggy little soiboys who are simping for a fucking drawing. Cast out by the rest of society and that rightfully so.

>>26721967
anon?

markets down 3% today. this is totally unpresidented. impeach Kamela now!

>>26724754
>I am very much indifferent about your girl cartoons.
Your actions and subsequent comments would indicate that you are lying. One day you too will find happiness in Anime girls. Until then, stay dilated tranny.

Only just installed Robinhood today. Am I too late to get in on the AMC or Nokia train? Pic unrelated.

>>26724754

>>26721967
Can a dutchfag post some we gaan memes I need them in my collection

>>26725246
Have you read my comment, stupid?
You should read it again.
>>26725318
>4chan
>anime
Let me just remind you that anime posters are the minority on 4chan.

Is AMC just a meme? Should I buy???

>>26724754
>trying this hard to start pointless drama like a literal woman

>>26725523
There's a dozen boards dedicated to weebshit

>>26725549
AMC is not just a meme, it's a distraction. If you're in GME, you should only be putting money into GME right now.
There was over 1 billion trade volume today for AMC. It's a coordinated push to distract from GME and try to minimize losses for hedge funds.

>>26722276
OP is based. Fuck anime.

>>26725549
>let me just think of a stupid question so I can post a anime picture in the no anime thread
You anime brains are so obvious.
>>26725902
So what? That's no a metric. Aggregated post volume is.

I FOMO'd on WRK calls
If they do good enough on their earnings report I will be a millionaire soon. Otherwise I will be broke. HIGH RISK BABY

>>26721967
OP is retarded, nothing new

>>26725523
>Let me just remind you that anime posters are the minority on 4chan.
Great way to out yourself as both a tourist and a newfag. Get the fuck out of 4chan if you have a problem with anime, scum.

YOU COCK SUCKING FAGGOTS BETTER SELL GME. I LOST MY FUCKINGGGGGG ASS BUYING PUTS TODAY AHRHRJDJSJSJJJ IT HAS TO FALLLLLLLL FUCK YOU ALLLL

>>26726057
shhh and fuck off, Go back to r/anime or r/trannies. I don't care.

>tfw lost 4% today
I won't buy NOK and GME. No fucking way.

AMC literally $20

>>26726145
>ignores the argument because he knows that I'm right
lel thanks for admitting it.

>>26725986
>>26721967


This

Fuck anime children and their underdeveloped brains. Although, it is nice because if someone uses anime in their comment you automatically know they are a social outcast and reject.

if you have extra meme money, GET ON THE BLIAQ TRAIN! tickets are very, very low price https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/2671791726721967

10 days to cover. Expanding in a pandemic

6000 CTRM at 0.46$
4500 SNDL at 0.58$

Did I do good?

>>26726473
>old news penny stocks
uhhh... yeah buddy, sure thing

>>26726473
GET ON THE BLIAQ TRAIN! tickets are very, very low price >>26717917

>>26725252
NOK had a lil dip today. Hope you bought.

>>26726184
>I won't buy NOK and GME. No fucking way.
I had the same mindset until gme hit 99 yesterday. I bought 5 apr16 calls. Think about that for a second.

>>26726707
>OTC stock
thats at least 80% of your pump power gone
hard pass

That savage AH tech dump jfc

>>26725918
Aren't hedgies shorting AMC as well? Wouldn't this just lead to additional losses?
>>26725988
creating a no anime thread on an anime website will just attract anime brains

>>26726350
There is no argument. You're just flat out wrong. As expected of a tourist tranny!

EU fag here

Revolut is complete trash for tradisg, any advice? My bank is jewsih and tryying to jew me by taking 30€ minimum for USA stocks.

>be me
>browse /biz/ since 2017
>take a short break
>invest in good goy stocks
>GME mayhem happens
jeez what a shitshow. I hope SEC will investigate those R*ddit faggots, they can't have it that easy and I'm sick and tired if all this tourists on /biz/. Board went from 90% crypto to 90% stocks.

My uncle offered to let me manage 100 grand for him no pressure and he’d give me some money. Should I do it

Down 5% today even with meme stocks, holy fuck

>>26723835
Get fucked in after hours.

>>26726878
it's for the merme anon, not pure profit

>>26727083
Read my other post, coombrain.
>tranny
Don't try to shit me. I know that you don't believe that yourself. There not a single tranny in existence that isn't also an animefag. Guess why that is.
>tranny => anime
Clear as day.
>>26727011
>creating a no anime thread on an anime website will just attract anime brains
Oh no you got me.

>futures

SPCE

https://www.highshortinterest.com

Why is this not being mentioned?

>>26727728
Biden in action. Congratulation. Vote shit, get shit.

SPCE is the best long term old for 2021
I said it at $23 3 weeks ago and I'm still saying this now at $46 (local high at $58 earlier today)
>test flight still not announced but we know it's very close (they had 2 dry runs of the mothership and hinted at "few short weeks away" in interviews)
>earnings 2 weeks away and they like to share info on progres on their earnings
>2nd spacecraft nearing completion
Branson will fly to space this year and they will complete all test flights and get FFA approvals so combined with NASA contracts (boosted by the success of their daughter0company Virgin Orbit) they will start brining in revenue very soon and their profit margins are enormous
$100 will probably happen in Q1 alone

>>26727728
>spy,dow,tec all dumping
>gold down
shiiieeeeet

the animefag got banned. Sad sad times.

>>26728013
>>26727823
and yeah it's heavily shorted even thought it already broke ATH and basically has 0 technical resistances ahead

I literally don't know shit, what do I buy while the market is reeling? EFTs, stocks of big companies...?

There he is. The man, the myth, the legend.

>>26727623
just a question, what's your argument for "anime posters being a minority"? Board activity? They're not reflecting the actual number of posts with anime images and/or talking about anime.

>>26728139
lol I thought jannies are on vacation.

>>26721967
FUCK KIKES

Can someone explain after hours?
Why is it so volatile?
And what restrictions are there? It seems like you can still just buy and sell during them?

>>26728442
>Board activity?
Pretty much.
Depending on the board it's not even tolerated, especially on some big ones like /tv/. The only ones where it's common are the autism and suicide boards like /g/ or /r9k/.

>>26728614
>Why is it so volatile?
each trader is a greater proportion of the total trading population.

QRD on halal banking?

I WAS FUCKING LATE TO THE PARTY AGAIN
BE STRAIGHT WITH ME SHOULD I JUST GET ROPE ALREADY?

>>26728350
LMAO. It used to be a $30 stock. Imagine not buying it at $7.

I posted this this morning and it seems to be coming true. Gamestop is going to crash the market
Hear me out for a second.

When these hedge funds or even some bagholding investors get margin called for their entire portfolios and all the debt they are going to have, they will have to liquidate all their other stocks to pay back the debt they had surmounted from gamestop.

This is going to cause all the other stocks in various industries that they had invested in to be force sold thus driving down the value of the market as a whole. And we are starting to see this today. Not so much because of the debt, but because they want to move into gme,amc etc.

Redditors are so fucking dumb that they just caused another recession. This is what commies are good at.

I've sold my positions and I'm now 100% cash looking for the cheapies. Get out while you can.

You are going to buy the TSLA dip, right bros?

>>26721967
Based
Anime is a mental disorder
When I become the richest person through stocks I will make every county outlaw anime

Post folios

>>26729153
Of course. Cathie Wood has a $7000 price target by 2024, with a bullish case of $15,000 per share.

How high will UVXY go realistically? Is 50-60 possible?

>>26729134
GET ON THE BLIAQ TRAIN! tickets are very, very low price >>26717917

>>26729339
2000

Can one of you you guys explain a retard like me if I can still make money from this situation?
If yes, how?
Please give me detailed step by step instructions.
What am I even able to gain when I, let's say, invest 100 bucks?

>>26729308
I sold at 870 for 100% gains, bought GME AMC and made 300%+, then I will buy TSLA back and make another 100% :)

>>26729134
Good then we get to buy cheapies with all our GME money this is win win

>>26721967
This lying faggot says the GME moon mission started Monday.
https://www.cnet.com/personal-finance/reddit-and-elon-musk-sent-gamestop-stock-soaring-why-amc-and-blackberry-are-next/

ww@ tranny

>>26723835
You did great. Hang in there and enjoy the ride.

LETS GET ONE THING CLEAR HERE: AMC AND GME ARE MEME STOCKS, THE LONG TERM PLAY IS NOK. NOK IS WHERE YOU PUT THE MONEY YOU WON IN MEME CASSINO

What do you guys think of my 2 years graph?

>>26724082
Me neither. Fuck these kikes the normies are jumping on board tomorrow after missing out on GME. I'm buying another two grand.

>>26729919
CELL TOWERS ON THE MOON
NOKIA IN 2021
IT'S A TRUE MEME THAT'S LITERALLY GOING TO THE MOON
THE PERFECT STOCK

>>26729919
Let's be clear here, you're a faggot

>>26721967
thanks bros im still a poorfag but ive made a nice chunk of change with gamestop. hope this shit keeps going ill actaully have enough money to make gains with

>>26729919
No. You should have bought AMC and GME you fucking idiot.

10 days to cover

WE FUCKING DID IT REDDIT. MADE BACK ALL OF MY CLF LOSSES AND LET IT FUCKING RIDE

FUCK CLF
FUCK X
FUCK TLRY
FUCK V
FUCK NET

LOVE BBBY
LOVE AMC

>don’t laugh at us!!!

I'm a actually retarded and thought I'd buy when I got home, not realizing that the stock market closes.... now I'm fucked

>>26724754
being accepted by todays society speaks more about your degeneracy than the reverse. faggot

Aftermarket kinda fucking me right now. Hoping it recovers in the AM.

>>26730134
What makes you think I didn't?

Penny stocks pumping 100s of percent on mundane news. Total clown market.

What are these people running from?
They're NOT! They're running TO the worlds tighest short squeeze in town!
Tonight, the hedge fund managers take on a bunch of autistic anime jacking dropouts in a battle to the death!
It's the short sellers, vs the dork fellers, on MXC: MOST EXTREME INVESTMENT CHALLENGE

>GME +250%
I'm pretty comfy, not gonna lie.

You are welcome, Israel

It's over, GME is barely going up after market compared to yesterday.

>>26730257
>THIS IS ILLEGAL
FUCK YOU BITCH! CRY MORE!

omg I finally get the bear joke in big lebowski

>>26721967
HCMC ANONS HAIL
MEN OF FAITH
THEY SAID HCMC WAS WORTHLESS AND HAD NOTHING GOING FOR IT
LOOK AT US NOW

>>26722645
Damn I've never seen this many /smg/ generals up all at once. This shit is getting a little out of hand.

>>26730257
>this completely legal thing is exactly like this completely illegal thing
I still have yet to hear an adequate explanation for how what's happening as being "market manipulation"

>>26730464
Is this a parody

Thanks, anons.
Just over 2 weeks and I've done this.
I can't wait for tomorrow.

GME fucking over the hedgefunds has started a selloff, banks must bail em out.

It's over. We are crashening, or so I hope
#cashgang

brehs....

>>26726184
you should actually look at shorting or buying puts on GME once the squeeze commences

>>26730042
Yesssss
Could open at $12 could be $35 next week

>>26730482
Elon tweeted it right after close yesterday, that's why it went crazy. It can dip all it wants, pre market should bump it up again, and then it will open high, dip, and then flounder for a couple of hours before climbing up and stabilizing.
Exactly what's happened every other day this week.

>>26730691
chill the fuck out. Aftermarket is always volatile. Hold the line and buy the dip tomorrow.

>>26721967
current thread theme gents:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

>>26729134

>robinhood account is finally verified
Ahh finally.

>free stock is still pending
AAAAAAAAAAA

digits and I dump all my NOK and AMC and go all in GME

>>26730817
>https://m
GOTTA SHITPOST ON THE GO!

>>26722645
Oh, no! 5 stock threads in a world of useless pajeets selling shitcoins! How will shitcoiners cope?

>>26730874
HOLD YOU FUCKWIT
12 BY EOW
TO PLUTO WE GO LADS

>>26730760
Oh yeah, fair enough.

GME back to $10 tomorrow. It was fun while it lasted boys! I hope y'all were able to get out while ya could

>>26730691
Bro, it literally means nothing. Wait until pre-market

>>26730591
They lost money. They literally think it's illegal for them to lose money.
They're the kid who says the other team cheated because there's no way they could beat them then cries to the ref and kicks the ball over the fence. For the first time they lost a bet and they are having a mental breakdown rather than accepting that it's a fucking risk they intentionally took.
Naked calls should be illegal but I'm glad they got raped before it happened.

>>26730650
You are incredibly based.

Hopefully one of you can help me here

I've got these assets I want to put into my Vanguard Roth IRA. Is there any way I can transfer them directly, or do I have to sell them, put the money in my IRA, and reinvest?

>>26730915
Bap

https://youtu.be/H_r4tBgNVKQ


/smg/ update

>>26729134
TOTAL SIGHTINGS OF THIS COPYPASTA: 10

>>26730999
>You are incredibly based.
Who am I to argue with trip 9s?

>>26730981
>>26730797
I need to sleep though

>GME didnt stay at 350 before market close like expected
Whats the next move /biz/? I have 250k to invest. only hivemind replies get my money

What can i buy under $4/share

i am noob. what's the move? sell at open tomorrow? sell at open on friday?

>vix
>AMC
>futures
You did sell everything, right anon?

>Blockbuster (BLIAQ)
kek this would be hilarious if it pumps
king of memes

>>26730752
It won't, it'll hover around 7-8 then drop back to 6
If you didn't buy at 4 you're gonna lose money from FOMOing
> Bought BB at 10
> Bought PLTR at 22
> Now people claim they're "shit stocks" because they bought during the pump and lost money
I hate FOMOing paperhands who wait for stocks to go up then get upset they don't keep going up. NO BALLS NO PROFITS

Well good day for me. My joke AMC shares are up over 300%.. I'm gonna sell promptly at 9:30 Thursday . Fuck man who knows when the ride will end. I don't wanna be left holding a stinking bag. Took advantage of the crazy shit to bag some more C and dump more into my total market fund.

>>26730945
>he sold
retard never EVER gonna make it

>>26731081
BB

>>26731081
BBBY RETARD

>>26731081
AMC

>>26731081
All in on NOK.

>>26731134
Everyone says sell on friday, I might just let it go tomorrow because I have weak hands

>>26731081
AMC

>>26730936
The skein of our life was wove a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing.

>>26731166
I sold BB at 27 and then rebought too soon. -10% now. Help

>>26725252
no you are early my fren. Jump on board because this is a fucken moon mission. Will get bumpy as we have some paper handed bitches but we will see the moon very soon.

>>26731077
Money never sleeps.

>>26730883
I AM IN TH LIBARAY WITH MY IPHONE7 SHITPOSTING WHILE MOVING AROUND AND YELPING THAT WE AR ALL GONNA MAKE IT WHILE SOMKINGPOT
THE LIOBRRIAN WILL KICK ME OUT SOON DONT KNOW FOR HOW LONG
LEETS GO BRAS

>>26731196
Bbby is actually shorted heavily and a good business...
melvin #2 short too(behind gme)

CRBP CHADS WTF IS THIS AFTERMARKET

>>26731081
Buy land, build a house, and sell it for 300% profit

>>26731045
brutal

>>26730945
>my protective put would be $150 ITM
Noice

>>26726057
based lumposter
Also holy fuck I checked AMC AH and the price keeps jumping between 19 and 16

>>26729561
$30 if you're lucky with amc

Is it all downhill from here GME bros?

>>26731405
AH fakeout. Fucking institutions are trying to call your bluff hard, its a game of chicken. Keep playing, they can't keep shorting with the level of volume that has been flowing in for more than a few more days.
>freaking out on movement as small as this when we were below 1.50 not long ago

>>26725523
/jp/ has the fastest threads on the website pretty consistently

First for FUCK CNBC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUplWbW_X_A

>>26731041
You have to talk to your broker to get a transfer slip. Sign it and send it back to them

>>26730797
aftermarket isn't being volatile, man
these institutional kikes are doing all that they can to shield their buddies from losses tonight and continuing todays halt of trading

Damn I am getting fucked after hours.

I should diamond hands this right? AMC and gamestop should still have a ways to go

wth is happening with AMC

>>26727253
ibkr

>turn on boomer news
>panel features two women AND a nigger

lol

DONT LET THE AH DUMPS WEAKEN YOURE RESOLVE. THEYRE TRYING TO SHAKE OUT THR PAPER HANDS.

What's the best stockings trading app in yurop?

Why the fuck do I see AMC going to 20 dollars for a split second but then right back down to 15?

>>26721967
is NOK really a legit long term hold or are people just meming? I don't want to chase pumps but i like this company

why is everything crashing?

>>26731602
CLEARRLY A SHAKEOUT
PREMARKET TOMORROW WILL EJACULATE

Is /smg/ a distributed hedge fund like wallstreetbets is?

>>26731646
Big buys and big sells.

>>26731646
People took profit. It's going back up, no worries. Watch PM and AH.

>>26731594
Yes, hodl. This is institutions trying to scare us and cover themselves.

>>26731637
that is literally what they're doing

Market crashing -20% in the next few weeks. You heard it here first, folks.

>>26731623
Why would I ever trust an investor that doesn't have a mansion? That nigger looks like he's working out of a shed

>>26731545
I'm a retard who aped in at 2.08. I bought the ticket so I'm here to stay

>>26730691
>11 million

>>26731045
hey I thought we agreed no recording!

>>26731623
>and all of them are retarded talking heads that spout paid propaganda

>>26731602
Shorts are probably having a hard time covering after blowing such a fat load on GME.

The hubris of the retards knows no bounds.

NAKD bros we moon now!!!
>NAKD bros we moon now!!!
NAKD bros we moon now!!!
>NAKD bros we moon now!!!
NAKD bros we moon now!!!
>NAKD bros we moon now!!!

>NOK is a legit investment

did you know they nearly finished their own 5g technology, while china is working at 6g atm?

>>26731680
After Hours are exclusive to investors and banks. They manipulate the markets overnight to try and set the context for the next days trading.

>>26731771
No shit sherlock
You better sell all your shit on Friday

>>26731594
can't do nothing about it at this hour so just go fap

>>26731602
>>26731805
some retard with jew privileges is fighting the good fight

>>26731698
No. Hedge funds have to adhere to some regulations, so we can't be a hedgefund.

>>26727728
They're bouncing back already

>>26731890
Buh-buh-based. What were your positions?

>>26731656
i would not long term hold at this price. however, they occasionally do something. i wouldnt hold unless you have a controlling share of the company

>>26731135
Boomers are freaking out
Earnings are beating
Cases decreasing
Vaccine going well
Just buy good companies and hold. Sell puts and covered calls

Simple as

>>26731780
No worries, just don't freak out. Diamond hand it, this is a biotech stock with recent news and 20% short float. Volatility is going to get high for a few days like it is now
>t. made $5,000 off my CRBP calls today when the price closed below yesterday's close because IV and institutions were diving in

>>26727325
Depends how long you've been trading

>>26731866
WTF IS THIS
NOK AND BB AND AMC
A NEW CHALLENGER

>>26731623
huh the black guy really likes kit kat

>>26731698
No, we are autists operating on the same wavelength.

>>26731879
You realize they're the lead developers for 6g with Google, and Huawai is literally banned from the US and EU 6G system, right?
I know it sucks to miss out on a nice cheap stock, but you're just being pathetic now. Seethe somewhere else

>>26731771
NOT SO FAST
*the sound of dozens of money printers revving up in the far off distance*

>>26731950
100% GME sold my 1/29 115Cs today to buy more shares

>>26723835
AAPL is almost green and AMC is blood red. ya goofed

>>26731602
If you're checking it on yahoo, then it's bugged
google gives the most accurate AH reading as far as i've seen

Post market scares me bros

We’re in for another month long, September style dump aren’t we?

YOU'RE ALL DOING FUCKING AMAZING
KEEP BUYING UVXY CALLS TOMMOROW
WE ARE GAMMA VORTEXING THE VIX NOW
THIS WILL FORCE THEM TO LIQUIDATE INDEXES MAKING THE HEDGE FUNDS THAT ARE OVERLEVERAGED GET FUCKED

>>26732003

I wish I had bought 1000 shares when it was only 33 cents.

Best stocks to buy after a market crash, anons?
Help a bro out frens.

>>26731937
Yes but what should I fap to?

>>26731879
Oh wow China is amazing please tell me Chinese 6G stock I beg you, I pay big American dollars. I love China.

>>26731942
Absolute based AH trader saving AMC.

>>26731771
What about gold and silver?

>>26732078
yes absolutely. i know a blowoff top when i see one and today looked just like the start of one

BILI shill show yourself.

When should I sell IRBT? It’s absolutely pumping.

>>26730393
underrated

>>26732128
NOK

>>26732128
Unironically use your imagination. Don't watch fake actors pretend to enjoy unnatural sex. Don't look at drawings. Close your eyes and imagine a good fuck with a nice lady.

>>26721967
If we only we could.

>>26732089
>index
>subject to price manipulation
u wot m8

>>26732123
Anything down over 5 percent

For safe gains msft

I'm pumping the shit out of NAKD because the symbol makes be giggle. It's as simple as that boys.

NAKD or NOK?

>>26729339
If it actually goes to 50 or 60, I make 12k so I'd be fine with that.

Is VIX the high IQ play right now?

>>26732171
Probably crashes 10% and then quickly recovers as the USD dumps.

>>26731942
God bless.

>>26732128
sissy hypno on /gif/

>>26732250
What about leveraged gold etfs?
Or leveraged etfs in general?
TQQQ?

>>26731879
too bad Americans are insecure and think Nokia can compete with Huawei

>no pump before close
Goncern

Alright what are some other companies I should be looking at? Cheap shit only, less than 5 dollars a stock

NAKD BOIS WE WINNIN

>>26732089
>margin called hedges forced to liquidate
This arouses me, but it's likely limited to only a few funds.

Fuck this I have cashed out of the market while I'm still way ahead and will be watching this shitshow from the sidelines. I don't want see my gains evaporate.

What the fuck was happening with the 20% swings every few seconds between mid 16s and 19.90. am I retarded to think that you could just keep buying at 16.50 and selling at 19.90 while it was happening if you could day trade?

>>26732237
kek

i hope you dumb niggers buying the "dip" on AAPL enjoy your bags for the next year

>>26730464
(((Horowitz)))

>>26731890
over $2k buying power still available? shameful

>>26732041
huawei is literally irrelevant and nokia is a fucking shit company. I bet you have done 0 research besides some rumors you build up in your mind because of huawei ban.
nokia wont profit because of that lol

>>26732168
It doesn't look real, high is 17.17 there.

>>26731964
I needed this. Quit my job yesterday and down 200k today. Was freaking out.

What are you guys gonna do to relax tonight. I had to go for a walk and then I worked out. I'm going to make fried rice and read for a bit. I'm expecting another intense day tm

>>26732266
NOK BITCH

At least NOK is above that nasty 6.66 number it got halted at. I dont like that number. It looked much nicer at 7.77.

>>26732319
> Literally banned from US and EU
Fucks sake man, you could at least shill Ericcson.

>>26726707
> OTC
Literal shitcoin tier cope.

>>26732239
WE ARE DOING THE SAME EXACT PLAY AS ALWAYS EXCEPT THIS TIME ON THE VIX
THIS WILL MAKE MAD GAINS FOR US AND WILL FUCK HEDGIES OVER TO THE TUNE OF HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS

>>26732293
Vix is uncertainty
But it's worm brained boomers buying it scared from x crash before

Fundamentals are bullish

>>26732293
no you moron, that's what I bought.

question. if im holding a way itm call that is several months old is it easy to sell? like the option would be worth so much who would buy?

>>26732319
>implying huawei is the only fucking 5g and 6g player

Opinions on stash, is it good?

>>26731548
It's only on place 9. This and /a/ are on only ones in the top 10. /a/ on 6

DO WE PULL OUT OF FRIDAY OR MONDAY I DID NOT GET THE MEMO

Dip has almost recovered. By six it will be up, up, up. Buy now or miss the big money.

What a fucking day, Jesus Christ.

>>26732368
I bought nokia weeks ago and have enjoyed 50% gains, seethe harder

>>26732233
based

Thinking about switching to degiro. Say I make a profit of €300 and I want to cash out, how long does the process take and can I be screwed over? Eastern yuropoor here.

>>26731081
All in UVXY and sell it all the same day.

>>26732338
No entry into valhalla for you, sadly.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55817918

We made the news boys and girls

>>26732128
the 3d/2d waifu you'll have once you cash out anon

>>26732355
Apple beat earnings easily. Panicky dumpers will not be able to cause a reversal. Buy interest too high.

How do I stop obsessing over any stock I own?

>>26732337
THEY ARE THE MOST LEVERAGED IN HISTORY RIGHT NOW BY A WIDE MARGIN
THEY DON'T HAVE AN INSIDE SIGNAL TO SELL LIKE WITH CORONA THIS TIME
THEY WILL GET FUCKED

>>26732504
If you wait after Friday you are either retarded or ballsy as fuck. Normies are cashing out on Friday so expect a big big drop.

>>26732482
It's telling they're all shilling a chinese company and not Ericcson, the actual 6g leader

>>26732504
Buy the dip
F
Vaccine is going well
Cases decreasing
No tightening

>>26732531
forgot pic

>>26732539
I am happy for you anon.
But NOK is a bad long term investment dont fool yourself

>>26732619
just stop caring

>>26730393
based

>>26732434
It will fuck everyone over who is selling/short vol, which, because I don't think they ever learned, would be everyone.

>>26732334
NAKD to $1000

>>26731081
GME. Hold until monday midday if you're paperhanded, otherwise early tuesday.
AFTER THAT (not before, not during): AMC is a good choice. Alternative is BBBY.

>>26732470
>question. if im holding a way itm call that is several months old is it easy to sell? like the option would be worth so much who would buy?
Someone who sold the same contract will buy it back from you no question.

>>26732671
Fuckin A. When do you plan on selling? I dont have nearly as much as that and I'm still shitting

>>26732584
I want to fuck her SO HARD if you know what I mean

WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS SHILL NAKD TO ME

A year ago I lost 2000 dollars in penny stocks
Since then my parents have told me every day that investing in them was a bad idea, and that I should learn how to invest in real stocks.

Well mom and dad, today I put all my money in a real stock, amc, at 21$ per share.
We will see how my real stock training worked out

>>26732293
It was yesterday, not sure how you'll do if you FOMO in tomorrow.

>>26732671
Wrong pic. Back where I started. +6k to -$1200. All within first 10 minutes of afterhours. (((They))) are trying to scare us but (((they))) will not win.

>>26732504
Possible slaughter on Friday for GME, positioning all winnings into AMC.

>>26732593
>beat earnings
>6 gorillion times forward earnings
ok

>>26732565
Valhalla wouldn't want a chickenshit like me anyways

>>26732673
Why? People have been saying they're a dead company for decades yet here they are. Corona delayed 5g rollout and their work with 6g has made them appealing since their 5g systems can be upgraded more cheaply than Ericcson. They have a contract with NASA to handle interplanetary telecom for the Artemis program and won their EU lawsuit for their car UI systems which are cheaper and better reviewed than Apple. Stay mad.

>>26732470
There is usually always interest for ITM calls. Just depends on the stock.

>>26732502
yeah today, /jp/ outpaces /pol/ whenever there's a big vtuber event

>>26731610
>ibkr

Looked it up but they don't seem to have paypal or cc deposit, so ill get fucked even more by bnak fees by wire trasfer (SEPA)

should I buy after hours with robinhood or will iget fucked somehow?

>>26732054
Why did I let FOMO get the better of me. Maybe I can salvage it tomorrow morning?

i assume smg gonna hold gamestop until it trades $20 again

>>26730393

can someone explain to me like a retard what Shorting means?

>>26732293
Boomers are getting pissed watching zoomers make such gains picking meme stocks. Wait till boomers want to talk to their investor they pay $$$ to a year for 5-8% gains.

I threw some bullshit $400 into NAKD at eod and AH it's up like 50%

Fuck my life dude

>>26732926
you missed your shot by 26 minutes sorry goyim try again tomorrow

>>26732926
Don't do it because it's dumb.
Wait for the morning dip and buy then.

>>26732470
itm calls always sell, if no people then bots will pick it up

>>26732859
>Why? People have been saying they're a dead company for decades yet here they are.

>yet here they are.

in a massive downtrend lol

I'm not sure i'll get any sleep this night either...

>>26732919
Peaks are meaningless.
Pol outpaces everything when there's an election.
See?
I go with average posts per day.
Everything else is bullshit.

>>26733077
Anon, what should I buy

>>26721967
GODDAMIT
THEY ARE KICKING ME OUT OF THE LIBRARY FOR FAPPING TO SHOEONHEADS NUDES IN THE DIABLED BATHROOM
I REPEAT THEY ARE KICKING ME OUT
HAVE NO CLUE WHEN ILL BE BACK TO SHILL NOK
I WILL FIND SIGNAL SOMEPLACE
FIGHT THE FIGHT LADS

horse has been stop loss raided immediately after close 2 days in a row i think it might actually be contract week

>>26733077
They've beat earnings for 5 quarters now.
You REALLY want to die on this hill, don't you? Do you not get paid if people don't say good things about Huwai?

>>26731698
is my fleshlight collection an ETF? i take pretty good care of them..

>>26732959
Well for one, it's retarded to buy something that's up 300% in a day and almost 600% in a week.

>>26733180
bread
>>26733180
bread
>>26733180
bread

>>26733110
I will sleep well knowing no matter what I'm holding.

>>26733148
I wish I was in this guys library rn

overly anxious financial retard here, I can only lose what I put into the stocks right, the jews can't screw me out of my whole bank account right?

>>26732470
Yes. On high spread options you can sell on expiry date if itm.

>>26733010
it's zero sum game, there is no zoomer profit unless they take profit. somebody takes the loss

>>26733141
the difference is when it's a single thread on /jp/ having more posts per minute than an entire board

>>26733183
Depends. Do you typically go long.. or short?
>i'll see myself out

>>26733143
Buy a black family a ps5 and a big screen TV

>>26733035
thanks anon

>>26733185
Margin? I think you have the wrong number.

>>26732968
>Hold
Buy the dip anon

>>26733310
Cant be sure about that, annoy them enough and they will find a way

>>26733310
No. Your maximum loss potential is anything you put in, nothing more.

>>26733310
Nah dude you most likely can go to jail.

>>26733375
No, you're just picking out things you like.

>>26733310
So this is a classic sell signal right?

>>26733357
There are PLENTY of value picks to be had if boomers just did minimal DD.

>>26733002
you bet on the stock going down so they shorted GME at $5 if it went down to 1 they would of made tons but since it went up to 300 kek they got fucking RUINED

when you short the market heavily like that they used magin money they didnt even have to short it because it would drive the price down so they were guaranteed money basically just using MASSIVE fucking loans to short the stock so it goes down and they make money

but then a bunch of autists bought billions dollars worth of the stock and fucked them

>>26732779
>>26732898
>>26733037
>>26733343
thanks

>>26733310
If you buy a stock, the absolute worse case scenario is the company goes bankrupt and that stock becomes worthless. So as long as you only use cash, and only buy stocks, then you can only lose the money you intentionally put in.

>>26733554
Yes.

>>26733310
The ony thing the jews cant screw you out is stuff you have hidden like pms or a secret code that only u know

>>26733260
Yup. The only thing more reckless is buying a biopharma pnd once it has already mooned +1000%.

>>26733178
NOK has no future. nobody expects their earnings to grow anymore.
And who cares about Huawei?
Xiaomi already surpassed them with massive growth in the same sector as NOK.
NOK can't compete in any regard in the future.

Not with Ericsson, Verizon, Huawei, Xiaomi they will just fail and vanish and keep going down like they did the last 10 years.

I wouldnt bet on Apple to break its uptrend and I wouldnt bet on NOK to break its downtrend

>>26733532
no, I understand what your saying saying. posts per day is a better metric for measuring size sure. but posts per minute is a better for measuring speed and current interest/hype. it's a better indicator of a happening.

>>26731602
Jews trying to chase me out of my position, but it isn't happening.
I BOUGHT MOAR YOU FUCKING KIKES! HAPPY HOLOHOAX DAY YOU BABY-BITING JEW PARASITES

>>26733002
You borrow a stock at a price. You say it's going to go down in the future. At the end of the contract, you pay the current price to buy the stock.
If you borrow it when it's at $5 and it goes down to $3, you get to pay $3. That's good, you're paying less for something people payed more for.
If you borrow it when it's at $5 and it goes up to $100, you get to pay $100. That's bad, you now have to pay a lot of money.

So that's when the autists can make money. When the demand skyrockets and the shorters have to buy back stocks, the price skyrockets and if you time it well you get to vacation wherever the fuck you want for the rest of your life.

>>26731866
And NAKD owns Pleasure State, among other sexy ass lingerie brands.
>Gains (and penises) go to the moon boys