/biz/ - Business & Finance

If you aren't in the meme stocks you really need to get the fuck out of the market right now.
You ideally should have been out yesterday.
GET READY TO BUY THE DUMP

>>26719888
Yeah. I sold everything after two HUGE red days in a row. What the fuck? Stupid ass stocks. Moved to AMC.

>>26720027
Ignore Kek at your own risk

>>26719888
What do you think of this?

1st for nok a bro

>>26719888
This and Checked

>robinhood has kicked my application twice asking for more pictures
JUST LET ME FUCKING BUY HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING IS GOING TO THE MOOONNNNN

Sold it all and hopped into SQQQ and UVXY. This is unironically the top. It’s been a pleasure bros. I’m up $80k this month and I know when to call it quits. This mania is unsustainable and when everyone is talking about stonks, the big one is right around the corner.

Whats the plan for tmrw? We doing AMC, NOK, BB, or are we still holding GME?

GRST?

The theme for Friday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMTZa82UVqE

How can I get $GME today? With or without crypto. Fuck WeJew's 2d wait, I want my gamies with my stimmies now.

I just dropped 5k on NOK.
you niggers better be right.

WHAT IS THE SHORT INTEREST ON NOK?


IF ITS GOOD I WILL BUY IN

>>26720656
Ballsy anon, I'm just going to buy the right stocks after the crash.

LET THEM EAT KEK
>LET THEM EAT KEK
LET THEM EAT KEK
>LET THEM EAT KEK
LET THEM EAT KEK
>LET THEM EAT KEK
LET THEM EAT KEK
>LET THEM EAT KEK
LET THEM EAT KEK
>LET THEM EAT KEK
LET THEM EAT KEK
>LET THEM EAT KEK
LET THEM EAT KEK
>LET THEM EAT KEK

NOK CHADS RISE UP! PUMP UNTIL ALL YOUR ENEMIES ARE DEAD

>>26719716
>u mad white boy?

>>26720931
IMO this fits better.
Its been a ride bros, I'll see you all at the bottom haha. Already told my relatives to get out yesterday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ko9TpduOhE

For the anons last week asking me when a good time to nibble on some SOXL would be. That time is today. A pullback under 500 like we have now is an excellent technical opportunity to pick up a few shares.

>>26719716
L-Lum-chan! Grant me big crypto gains as I ruine gamestop!

>>26719716
Kill yourself lum poster.

WHY ARE THE MARKETS CRASHING

DDS
>DDS
DDS
>DDS
DDS
>DDS
DDS
>DDS

INSHALLAH

If you're looking for a great dip to buy consider SVXY. It drops 15-20% on the regular and bounces right after. I just bought a LEAPS call myself.

>>26721158
delete this

>>26719716
Kill yourself, trannie.

>>26719716
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So are normies just learning about investment?
Could 10 million new investors really cause so much damage?

strong GME hands into close, think about whats going to happen over the next couple days

THIS IS BIDEN'S AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26721897

>>26721999
They probably didn't expect this much lower or middle class income people to suddenly jump into the market and fuck up their long established game.

>>26721158
Get the hell away from my wife

When the fuck is the pre eod moon?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>26721064
I only took small positions on those. I’m sitting on a pile of cash to buy the bottom

WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
>WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
>WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
>WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
>WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
>WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
>WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
>WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
>WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
>WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
>WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
>WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!
>WHERE MY NAKD BOYS AT?!

>>26722862
+252%

>>26719716
Any truth to $SRMX being a desirable stock? It's below pennies desu.

This shit better do another AH moon mission

>>26722348
It's going up

and then it's gonna go
.
'
.
'
.
'
.
'
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DOWN DOWN DOWN

Let's all make ALYI the next meme stock

bonds are crashing with stocks what the fuck

the only things going up are memes and crypto

>>26722862
right here brother

>>26720192
>muh kek
>it's totally not me using a script on a slow board
the last time I made a buy decision based on quads I lost 60% of my account

GME unironically $1k friday

Hedge funds over-leverage. Not even margin levels but 10-100x leverage.

Their short positions all blow up and now they are super fucked.

its honestly fucking amazing to think that in 10-20 years when boomers are dead, autists will rule the stock market

BBBY 55

Do you think Tootsie roll could be the next short squeeze meme stock?

it has that
>Doge
feel

i'd just like to say i made a fucking killing today thanks to the autismos baking bread every 10 minutes.

luv me frens. simple as

>AMC -17% AH
FUCKING STOP

THE POWER COMPANY SHUT OFF MY POWER BECAUSE I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON NOK CALLS

CIRCUIT BREAKER ON FRIDAY CONFIRMED?!?!?!?!

This isn't going to blow up in my face right? What's stopping this bubble from popping right now?

How is the market at large going to be effected by these hedge funds going bankrupt? Should I sell my index funds?

>>26719716
>>26721587
>>26721587
>>26721587
>>26721587
this was made first

DIE FACEBOOK DIE YES

tomorrow buying all AMC

why is stocktits not trending GME?

>bought AMC EOD
idk what i was thinking, should have just bought the fucking dip.

>>26726846
fuck off idiot

>>26721897
what program is this

>>26721897
>inb4 SVXY goes to $20 before it starts its recovery.

AMC BROS WTF IS HAPPENING

>>26726832
>he isn't already in TR
bro don't miss it

>>26726846
I mean, what did you expect? That meme stock can grow 300% in a day with no pullback?

>>26726846
die

>>26719888
Can someone explain to me why you would buy a call way below what the stock is currently trading?
There's obviously a reason for it but I don't understand it at all.

HOLY SHIT TESLA UNIRONICALLY FUCKING HAPPENING AND APPLE

WE ARE DYING THE THE MEME IS THE BEAST AND WE ARE DYING

when is the real market going to stop falling? like all the etfs and shit are -1-2% AH

RUGPULL AHHHHHHH

>>26720986
Kys retard

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1354536220110577664

IS SHE IN AMC/GME?

NAK is up!

>>26726858
Are you retarded? Look at the timestamp

I told you faggots to sell AMC, I told you it the whole day.

Thanks for buying my bags tho

woah that AH on AMC

>>26726924
NUMBER GO DOWN AAA

I know it’s not much compared to most of you, but this still feels good.

HOLY BLEEEEEED. RED CANDLES ON EVERY STOCK RIGHT NOW
(((THEY))) TAKING PROFITS FROM EVERY STOCK

WHICH THREAD IS THE FUCKING REAL ONE WTF
And in other notes NOK bros whats up

IF THEY AIN'T CALLING WITH A PRICE, WE DON'T ANSWER THAT
TRYING TO FUCK AROUND BITCH, WE GONE HANDLE THAT
IF THEY AIN'T CALLING WITH A PRICE, WE DON'T ANSWER THAT
TRYING TO FUCK AROUND BITCH, WE GONE HANDLE THAT

>>26721010
Literally less than a percent

AMC holders don't panic lmao. Just day traders getting their end of day money in. It'll be back.

>>26726893
its banned. it will be banned on nasdaq too

THE HEDGIES ARE DUMPING TESLA FIRST BECAUSE THEY'RE MAD AT ELON
THE HEDGIES ARE DUMPING TESLA FIRST BECAUSE THEY'RE MAD AT ELON
THE HEDGIES ARE DUMPING TESLA FIRST BECAUSE THEY'RE MAD AT ELON

>>26726909
The always popular tradingview.com

WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA

FB CRASHING AH
AAPL CRASHING AH

>>26727031
FUCK YOU SWEET SEXY AOC
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS RIGHT
AND YET I HATE YOU

Robinhood doesn't let you buy stocks after this time? I wanted to jump in on AMC. I guess it's dumping now anyways though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUplWbW_X_A
Well that was humiliating for CNBC

I THOUGHT AMC WAS SUPPOSED TO BE UP WTF BROS

how low is AMC gonna dip to boys

>>26727182

Can someone explain to me why you would buy a call way below what the stock is currently trading?
There's obviously a reason for it but I don't understand it at all.

AMC BTFO

>>26727238
You need platinum

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

amc have mercy

AAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOOO

>>26727041
I took 75% off the table, and I'm basically playing with house money. Still believe that people are craving for the movie theater experience, so I'm holding.

>>26719716
which one of the op links should I check for day trading related articles

>UVXY AH
UVXY AH
>UVXY AH
UVXY AH
>UVXY AH
UVXY AH
>UVXY AH
UVXY AH
>UVXY AH
UVXY AH

>>26727233
duality of man

NOK is sky diving
Dang, guess I shouldn’t have FOMo’d.

who /chad/ here???

CONFIRMED

>>26727031
god i love her so much

THEY'RE DUMPING TESLA AND APPLE
IT'S FUCKING OVER
WE ARE GOING BACK TO AUGUST LEVELS

Should I dump everything that isn't memes now?

Imagine selling your bags in a market full of angry incel redditors.

btw I got fucked today. In a good way.

FUCK YOU KOSS
>FUCK YOU KOSS
FUCK YOU KOSS
>FUCK YOU KOSS
FUCK YOU KOSS
>FUCK YOU KOSS
FUCK YOU KOSS
>FUCK YOU KOSS
FUCK YOU KOSS
>FUCK YOU KOSS
FUCK YOU KOSS
>FUCK YOU KOSS
FUCK YOU KOSS
>FUCK YOU KOSS

I fucking hate myself and want to die

THE POWER COMPANY SHUT OFF MY POWER BECAUSE I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON NOK CALLS

CIRCUIT BREAKER ON FRIDAY CONFIRMED?!?!?!?!

>AH NOK and GME dump

It’s afraid

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

JEWS
KIKES
NEVER RELAX

>>26727182
PELOSI HAS CALLS

THEY ARE FUCKING MOMMA NANCY. SHE WILL HAVE THEIR HEADS

>>26727031
She looks like a NOK girl to me.

>>26727239
cnbc host literally a "NOOOOO YOU CANT~!" caricature.

>>26727318
You get to exercise it and get the stock for a low price?

>>26727458
posted this in the last thread but:
>dump ah
>pump pm
>exit in open

>>26727036
>timestamp
Its called a delta you fucking underage piece of nigger shit zoomer

MY NOK WILL SURVIVE

STAY STRONG GUYS
BELIEVE IN THE MEMES

I'm never selling my NOK.

i will be shorting GME when it hits $1000

well that was a coordinated fucking dump

>>26727342
Can't you just place a limit order even with the most basic of account during AH?

>TSLA

>Everything shitting the bed in AH

>>26727573
How the fuck is it legal to tell people they can’t invest in an open stock?

>>26727182
>TSLA dropping 100 points in a matter of minutes

sweet jesus

>>26727573
Not a free market

Everything is dumping because hedges need to cover their GME shorts

>>26727035
WHAT IS NAK
WE'RE DOING NAKD

>>26727740
this is their game, you were never supposed to start taking control

>>26727689

Going to hold my GME stock until $1488

WHERE THE FUCK IS SALMONANON

down 15% afterhours
why did i open /biz/ today anons

More NOK cheapies tomorrow

Bought AMC at $18.50. Got to love after market.

Roll for depression.

>>26719888
Checked

>ignored AMC
>ignored NOK
>stayed on GME

They tried to dump GME AH and are failing spectacularly. This shit is going to $1000 on Friday.

BB bros? wtf

If I buy amc who am I fucking over?

>BB down almost 10% AH

Big yikes. Everything seems to be down AH.

>>26727698
Yes, it means you should hold. They’re going to sell anything they have and hold cash. This is the shakeout which, if we stay strong, will result in missions to alpha Centauri

>>26719716
Lum I don’t feel so good.
How could I sell when suit like this is going on?

https://twitter.com/miakhalifa/status/1354529511879004160

Say something nice to this anon

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLOING DOWN

>>26727689
>not $1488

oof ow ouchies
my gains

Dumb fucks HOLD. Panic sell now, and you'll regret it.

>GME dumping!?!!
This has always happened. Yesterday was the only exception because of Musk. It's gonna swing around. We are way above the prices needed to see a gamma squeeze and its aftereffect on Monday once MMs settle options. Just don't be a bitch and sell.

>>26727584

THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE BURST. THE RICH ARE EATING THEMSELVES!

ANGRY HEDGIES ARE DUMPING TESLA

>>26719716
wtf is nakd

>>26719716
i started investing with like 2.5k 2 months ago

can you imagine how much i shit myself when the first thing i saw was "+$2100" fucking been doubling my portfolio every day with gme

>>26727082
Better than me friend. Stonks go up.

>>26727806
NOGO FUCK YOURSELF
NAK IS LARGE SHORT WITH A LOW FLOAT MICROCAP
IT'S GOING TO SKYROCKET NOOB

>>26726980
So you don't have to tie up the capital needed to buy 100 shares. If it goes up you can exercise if it goes down your max loss is the difference in prices of the option from buying to selling.

I am proud of this little profit.
I missed the big poomp, but I am glad with being in the positive

>BB
>NOK
>PLTR
OY VEY

So did all the elder lich jews gather round the golden table and decide that if they can’t bet this GME position they just sell off all assets and crash the us stock market on all fronts?

>>26727956
Take it on the chin like a man.

the party is over, isn't it

Nokia in freefall what the fuck?

>>26727976
that was your sell signal, anon

>hedges have a shit ton of shorts about to rear their heads Friday
>sell or fold
>selling off now
>we buy them up
>they just keep spiraling down
It's that easy.

>>26728022
>tfw bought calls so no choice but to hold during AH

>>26727740
>>26727573
Get IBKR and tell redd!t to move to IBKR now.

>NOK

>tqqq -12%
>soxl -15%
Why didn’t to just fomo gme

>>26728086
Yup. RIP everyone who is in stocks these next two weeks.

>>26727573
so buy NOK

>TSLA

>>26727976
>didn't bray for AMC
>down -18% AH
i kneel mia

>>26728068
w-whats in store?

HOW DO I INVEST IN THE SILMARILION
I JUST GOT TO THE PART WHERE TURIN FINDS HIS SISTER NAKED AND I WANT TO BUY ENOUGH SHARES TO STOP HIM FROM FUCKING HER

I knew this would turn into fucking war... god damnit guys. We really started the fucking fire.

>>26726698
I hope it crabs at these levels AH. I want to be able to afford 0dte calls tomorrow.

>>26728071
nok will be fine, it pumped but nothing insane unless you bought above $7

This is the end... my only friend the end

guys, what happens when it legitimately reaches the top? Will we see the biggest exodus of all time?

Melvin's bluffing, He hasn't closed shit!

>>26728022
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

stressful day
i'm taking a nap
someone else bake in my stead

Time to short the market lads. Big gains today, the meme magic has faded.

>>26728035

Concreted Orange (((Juice))) for Holocaust Rememberence Day

>>26719716
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I TOLD YOU BUY UVXY SO YOUHAVE CAPITAL WHEN THEY CRASH THE MARKET
IF YOU ALL BUY UVXY WE HOSTILE TAKEOVER THE MARKET

In a Hail Mary play, the GME shorts went long on all the meme stocks and cashed out AHs to pay their short positions

BIGGEST ONE-DAY POINT GAIN FOR VIX SINCE MARCH 16, 2020

>Down 2% from $VTI
>Give in, liquidate everything and go all in on GME
>Im now down 7% after hours
WHY THE FUCK MUST THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN

>>26727182
>Mfw they can only take it out on other money guys, but still end up hurting themselves and their friends in the process.

Normies are like flies that are simply too small to be directly targeted by these guys.

UHHHHH BROS???

>>26728104
Disrupter mommy will buy more in the morning. Relax.

>>26728249
keep holding fucking gme. pull out after all this shit is done and then just take it easy for a little bit then well be back

>>26728086
They really are a sour bunch

buy CTRM. they just finished some decent financing ($15 mil) and, as economies pick up from Covid, they will skyrocket. there is already huge buy demand with very little sell activity, and they have huge room for upside.

why nobody talking about koss

>>26728189
NOK will be next. (((They))) are taking profits off everything right now. A bubble is coming within 2 months and (((They))) caused it

>>26728313
Shut the fuck up kike.

>>26728312
You will NOT be missed, Lum fag.

>>26728266
below 5$ and sold just above
I had 1200 shares

JUST DOWNLOADED ROBINHOOD AND TOSSED 50 BUCKS INTO IT

WHAT DO

>>26728395
You do realize that EVENTUALLY people are going to pull out or this whole thing is pointless, right? The last people to pull out are going to get fucked hard.

>>26728272
The entire economy will collapse because it's all fucking fake digital money
It's the subprime crisis all over again except it's being intentionally triggered by angry gamers and a bizzare union of trumpists and commies who have all finally realized that they all hate the same people

>>26727546
Jesus Christ its the new gamestop except its doing its entire gains in one week from 10-300 and its entirely based on assholes from Reddit saying buy it.

Reddit now controls everything. 4chan lost the election and they rule over us all.

AMC BROS?
WHAT THE FUCK?

>>26728394
Only a fucking moron wouldn't take some amount of profit. He's still tens of millions unrealized.

>>26722201
Ataru is probably the worst male lead in the entire harem genre.

>>26727740
They're a private company goy

>>26728465

NAKD
AMC
KOSS
GME

Simple as

>>26728465
Nokia.

>>26728465
>$50
ngmi

>>26727318
Lower calls have more intrinsic value and depending on how deep ITM you go, you're basically buying 100 shares with leverage.

I dunno shit about this what app do I download?
Robinhood isn't available in Canada

>>26728266
I bought at $8. FUCK

>>26728335
Damn, you right. Short the shorts. I'll throw what I can at it tomorrow.

>>26728394
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>26728394
WHAT
A
MADMEME

KOSS was the correct play today boys.
Lesson for the books.

>>26728086
More like they got fucked and this is what happens when they have to pay up, senpai.

>>26728272
That was the top.

>>26719716
What's the deal with Lum?

so excited to buy more tomorrow; just got access to a lot more capital

>>26728547
>he didn't buy at 3
ngmi sorry m8

Why is everything selling off???
FUCK

>>26728375

>>26728165
>soxl
Holy fuck anon thanks for sharing this one idk how I haven't heard of it. As a retard who wants as much leverage and risk as possible I thank you, I'll be loading up on this tomorrow

>>26728547
Why did I fall for this retarded meme?

>>26728375
Because you don't understand the markets

BREHS....
I WANT TO FUCK HER

>>26728547
everything is dumping, we will have a red day tomorrow
if you believe in the companies you hold it doesn't matter long term (ofc if you bought AMC or GME that have 0 fundamentals you have a reason to be worried)

SHORTS DUMPING BIG TECH STOCKS TO COVER FOR MEME STOCKS LOSES

>>26728686
it has recovered a lot last few mins

>(+67.08%) 1223.69
>mfw

Why is NOK getting fucked

>>26726899
I think many were expecting it to dip more before close.

IM SCARED FOR MY NOK AND SPCE WEEKLIES AHHHHHHHHH

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF REDDIT

FUCK BIDEN FUCK YELLEN FUCK KIKES

>>26728549
If he would pull out, it will be literally over as all of wsb retards will pull out
He'll do it first

>>26728635
FUCK JANNIES SENPAI

>>26728104
im financially ruined

>>26728312
Dont go, we need you

WTF DID AMC JUST DROP TO $8

>>26728600
Bought at 7.30. We'll be fine anon, trust the memes.

CHEAPIES
>Doubled my neetworth with AMC
>Sold

>>26728465
VIX calls

Hahahaha

Do yourselves a favor and wake up at 5am EST and cum yourselves when you look at your stocks.

>>26728561
the are both a publicly traded company

>>26727738
>AH fellers getting cheapies
Unfair tbqhwyf

Keep buying and holding and you will make enormous gains on Friday. Don't fall for AH Jewish kikery. It only exists to spook you.

>>26728913
fuck you

>>26728735
If you want more risk and more leverage just get options on BAKA. I mean (S)(M)(H), fucking word filter always fucks with that one.

>>26728991
STOP
LAUGHING

>>26728913
No, 15.57 was the lowest.

Dip is mostly done. Buy and hold, you will be rewarded. Sell and scatter, and you will drown.

>reddit

>>26728189
>>26728422
BUY NOW
SELL FRIDAY
NEXT TWO DAYS EXECTQTIONS WILL POP LIKE A NASTY PIMPLE TO 10-12
LETS FUCKING GO BROS AHAAAAGAHHAHGGGAHGHAGHAGHGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHGHAGHAGHAGAGHAGHHGAHGAHGAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHGHAHGAGHA

>>26728769
her shorts will get the squeeze alright

>>26728686
Earnings.

Do it for her

>>26727031
I cant believe that im starting to like her. I love when the golems go against their masters.

>reddit causing a liquidity crisis with the world's biggest short squeeze
>almost bought GME back in April but decided not to because the fundamentals were just too shit.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26728991
hahahaha green line go up!

>>26729135
They really love to overuse the whole cuck thing, it's genuinely cringe.

>>26728991
OMG WE BET AGAINST THE MARKET AND PEOPLE REALIZED WE WERE OVER LEVERAGED AND FIGURED OUT HOW TO FUCK US THE SAME WAY WE'VE BEEN FUCKING THEM FOR YEARS OMG OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE VOLDEMORT HACKING THE GIRDLE OF MELIAN IT'S ANOTHER SHOAH OMG OMG SOMEBODY SUE THEM

>>26728547
ROCKET NEEDS TO REFUEL TO KICK IT INTO HYPERDRIVE
FUCK CRYPTO

>>26719888
Praise Kek

>TSLA dipped to 800 AH
well, I’m in boys.

REMINDER:
>dump in ah
>pump in pm
>exit in open

>>26728840
Wouldn't blame him for taking his gains. But I don't see anyone with big money in GME liquidating until the next gamma squeeze.

>>26729283
where the fuck has crypto been in all of this?
literally been crabbing for a week now what the fuck

Please tell me you didn't fall for the jewish tricks, uranium bros?

ANONS
Behold i shilled HCMC and behold HCMC has risen.
Though suffering persecution and mocking by those of little faith and weak hands i have come through with the the blood of the lambo
Truly these are the days of the meme stocks

>>26727031
God I want to fuck her tits so bad.

>>26727878
This. I genuinely believe in aqb.

why the fuck did SPCE double in value? I bought it as a meme months ago

>set aside a chunk of NOK to limit sell on the open
>MOOs gonna buy fuel for my stack at $69.69

>>26729271
reddit is on 2013 4chan memes. weirdest shit

>>26728991
fucking white

So what the fuck happened to KOSS?

>>26729193
That's a boy

WHY THE HELL DID IT DROP TO $8 FOR 1 SECOND LIKE 8 TIMES IN THE PAST 5 MINUTES? IS THIS A TRAP? amc

>>26728991
>STOP LAUGHING
>STOP FUCKING LAUGHING

>>26728552
Can't really blame the guy. He actually realized that he could fuck Lum and screw around with other girls until Lum put him in an electricity proof chastity suit on their first night together. Its no shocker why he doesn't want to fuck her.

>check AMC AH
>14.50
>5 seconds later it's 17.2
Oh god

>>26727980
The real thing about this screebshotbis that AH value.

>>26729390
I only put in £8 as a joke.
What a nice surprise to see movement already.

Rate my porfolio

if(they won't) apple post a loss tech will sell off heavy

>>26729378
ALL ATTENTION IN SHARES NOW
THIS IS NOW THE GOLDEN BULLRUN
KILL THE DAMN JEWS WITH OUR MONEY
LETS
GO
AAGAGGAAGHGHAAGAGHGHAGHAGHAGAGHGHGHAGHAGHAGHAGHGHAAGHGHAGHAGHAGHGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAHGAGHAGHGHAGHAGHAGAGHAGGHAGHAGHAGHAAGAG
AM SO FUCKING HIGH

>>26729383
I sold yesterday at 4.15 but forgot to set a limit buy and Schwab wouldn't let me buy back this morning

Person who never invested before here. How bad is this gonna bite people in the ass?

KOSS INFINITY SQUEEZE

>>26729467
Works on my machine.
Your broker's probably glitching out.

>>26729467
Just your broker being retarded.

I will pump every lum posters stock with everything I have.

>>26719716
nearly sold SPCE at the peak to buy back cheaper but I didn't want to risk tweeter post with flight announcement pumping it even further
eh whatever, it's a lon term hold, I'm not even considering selling before $100

WHY IS AMC DUMPING SO FUCKING HARD AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

$SPCE to the moon, loaded up right at the bell on 1/29 $48 calls wish me luck

/BIZ/ bros we MOON now!!

>>26727031
>POWELL: NO COMMENT ON GME
Bullish?

>>26729634
those who don't take their money out and truly believe a handful of companies will continue to shoot up are gonna get rekt hard, those who exit at a safe place will profit greatly

as a new investor how much max can I throw into this on short notice?

Also NOK or AMC?

You're laughing. The VIX is up 15 points and you're laughing.

I hope robinhood is prepared for the traffic on Friday

>>26729634
For all the retards who think they'll catch the squeeze in time on Friday? It's going to be fucking hilarious. It's going to be like the fall of bitcoin all over again.
It's better to come out of here with 2x profit rather than 90% loss.

>>26729581
>sees GME

Good job

>>26729650
>>26729655
>TFW I bought a 900 call for 20 due to glitch
>mfw rh didn't take notice

>>26729762
what's happening friday?

>>26729610
>He thinks we have enough money for that

>>26729748
i have 1/29 UVXY calls i bought with massive AMC profits. problem?

>>26729805
Oh I don't have shares in GME. Check the numbers "no. stocks"

>>26729713
>Fed whales are accumulating

>>26729745
amc, but maybe nok long if you want

>>26729848
shorts need to be covered, GME probably breaking $1k

>>26729782
based anon with a brain

>>26721088
all in on NOK

>>26729745
Both! and get as much money onto it as possible - get a loan if possible. You need to go ALL IN to reap the most reward.

>>26729782
I bought NOK and BB weeks ago cheaply and intend to hold them for several years but it's been fun watching this shit
I made 200 bucks buying a single GME share and selling it the next day, bought myself a home gym

>>26729762
all on options bb

My life savings are now invested into BlackBerry.,

>>26729745
That depends entirely on how much money you have. I dumped in $500 just for fun

>>26729745
NOK is a legit investment in case this pnd doesn't work out
AMC is obsolete business model on the verge of bankruptcy
you tell me

>>26729748
I bought UVXY calls yesterday to hedge, I'm happy with VIX being up

>>26729762
>sowwy we're down uwu

>>26729634
Not at all. Literally impossible except for retards who buy >$1500 or so to lose. Even after the squeeze it should hover around $500 for days before heading down to $300 and hovering there... all the way down. Just sell EOD monday or early Tuesday.

>>26729762
You know damn well that it's not.

WKHS where was our moon....

>>26729762
Haha you know it will be down.
So will all the other brokers.

>>26729983
>NOK is a legit investment

Friday's exceptions for price?
1 oz of gold = 1 gamestop

>>26729925

as in with a completely new account, don't money transfers take time?

>>26729745
AMC for a quick 2day 5x, NOK for long-term 5g moonride

>AAPL beat

>Normal market correction after months of bullish runup and SPY hitting multiple ATHs
>Media blames retail exuberance in GME/AMC
Like clockwork.

>inb4 the jews pull off some miracles and double down, fucking everyone over on friday

>>26730164

Aaaaaand dump

>>26730122
Short it. I need more.

>>26730015
Ya see I have no idea what any of that means. But I do plan to invest in something soon. Set up an Etrade account sometime this week.

>>26730046
>Sell PLTR calls at open
>Buy BBBY calls at the top
>Sell those at 46 and buy WKHS calls at the top while I'm out of day trades
I don't know why I did it, I'm just numb right now I went full tilt today

I would have lost thousands of dollars today if I wasn't also invested in GME and AMC, now I'm up 12% today

>>26730249
I dont touch retarded stocks in either way, sry

>>26730122
>él no sabe

>>26730336
same

>>26730336
lmao imagine chasing on a day like today. next time be in position before it happens bucko

Most of you guys here were late to the run, and you're clearly late to the exit. If you haven't been hedging and taking profits you are absolutely fucked.

>>26729695
I have a $49 dollar call and a $55 dollar call because I'm retarded. BIG GAINS IN MY FUTURE!

>>26730518
>If you haven't been hedging and taking profits you are absolutely fucked.
they have a little time tomorrow to do so, as long as they actually do (and didn't buy literal tops)

>>26730450
I would have been great if I had just held onto PLTR this morning

>>26730518
this. i got in today and even i admit yesterday was probably the last good time to get in on these terrible companies

>>26730122
>company that is an industry leader in 5G tech isn't a legit investment
spotted the retard

>>26730518
GME jumped from <100 to over 300. We are absolutely getting a gamma squeeze on Friday. Too many options in that range that need to be settled. But after that is anyone's guess.

>>26730826
yeah, amc saved themselves, but have a long way to go to prove and produce value, nok where it is now isn't that ridiculous given the current performance

>>26730594
$55 might print but its pushing it

>>26729748
i bought OTM VXX calls, we're gamma squeezing the vix futures while the hedgies liquidate everything faggot.

Eto AMC-kun?

>>26730303
WTF? MOOOOOOT!

>>26731063
If the whole market pukes, those options won't have to be settled.

>>26731321
fuck this is wrong reply
>>26730979
>>26730979
>>26730979

>>26730122
>good revenue growing every quarter
>5g technology competing with china
>very cheap shares after milti-year correction with strong technicals
>earnings soon
>tech stocks in general are strong this year
nigga i was in on NOK before this stupid fomo pump started and I'm sure it will go high long term, it's a legit hold that you could've bought at the absolute bottom up to this week

>>26731277
what