/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>26727169
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bumpy fuckin ride

>>26727169
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Every jew is a nigger. A filthy fugging nigger from ethiopia.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODL

aftermarket pump lets go

>GME dipping right now
don't panic retards, it will go back up to 370 in like an hour. turn your lizard brain off

Hitler should have won

Trading212 down. How do they keep getting away with this?

I bought at 345 will I be ok

>>26727169
Hedge funds die
Stonk goes up
I'M STILL HOLDIN' OOOOOOOON!!!!!!

HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY CRASH IT WHEN THE MARKETS ARE CLOSED THIS IS BULLSHIT

TSLA tanked almost 10%. A selloff to cover GME maybe?

>>26727169
HODLCAUST!

HEIL HODLER!!

Fuck Jews
Fuck jannies
Fuck grannies

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz1ca1-_-MY

Can I become a millionaire with 2 shares?

this friday, if someone wants to sell, would he want to sell before closing time or after?

>when the goyim thinks he can outsmart the g*ds chosen so they just quickly change the rules in their favor

>>26727169
We barcode graph now

Are going to do BlockBuster next?

>>26727505
no

>$330 is FUD
Some said this day would never come. What do they say now?

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>>26727401
Genuinely couldn’t imagine someone being scared at this point, it’s free money.

>>26727415
it's after hours retard

With some luck it won't double in price and I will be able to buy it for sane money.

AAAAAAH ITS FUCKING CRASHING I HAVE SO MUCH MONEY INVESTED

>>26727451
Yup, I sold my TSLA stock to buy GME

DON'T SELL YOU IDIOTS HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL THEY AR DOING A TEST TO SEE IF YOU ARE DIAMOND HANDE OR JUST STRONGTOILET PAPER HANDED

If you missed out on the pump is there any sense buying put options and waiting for the dump?

So... when do we sell? Like seriously, none of this TO THE MOON XDDD shit. At some point we cash out. When is it?

>>26727425
It’s gonna close at ~1200 on Friday, so yes

When is the after market closing?

NOOOO STOP DROPPING I PUT MY LIFE SAVINGS INTO THIS

Which news source do I read to not miss out on things like this in the future? It can't be /biz/, I get sucked in and lose too much time.

1) CALL YOUR LOCAL GAMESTOP AND ASK TO PREORDER GAMESTOP STOCK.
2) POST VOCAROO
3) ????
4) PROFIT

DIAMOND HANDS PEOPLE DIAMOND HANDS, THE STOCKS ARE GOING TO GO UP AND DOWN LIKE A FUCKING RABBIT ON COCAINE, DO NOT HAVE PAPER HANDS BECAUSE OF VOLATILITY HODL TO THE MOON, IT WILL PUMP.

forgive my ignorance but isnt it up 8/9x in a week?
doesnt that happen quite often in crypto?
why is there SO much buzz around this specifically?

>>26727554
I don't believe you

>>26727605
Hmm interesting.

>>26727565

400 is a meme, we will never get there. We should listen to the educated jews on TV and sell now.

>>26727649
The pump isn’t over. You’re still early

ETORO TAKES 3 DAYS TO VERIFY AND DIGERO TAKES 10 DAYS WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO I'M A EUROFAG AND CAN'T INTO ROBINHOOD. I DON'T WANT TO MISS OUT BROS!!! DON'T LEAVE US EUROS BEHIND!

Frankly I would love for it to half in price right now so I can buy more
Fuck all yall lateniggas

>>26727451
lmao. elon sold his own position to buy into GME for this week. after GME's contracts come due and we get our payout TSLA will moon.

reminder there is NO LIMIT ON HOW HIGH THIS CAN GO. EVEN IF IT GOES TO $1,000,000 A SHARE THEY HAVE TO PAY OUT. IF YOU HAD 10 SHARES YOU WOULD GET 10 MILLION DOLLARS. THEY ARE OBLIGATED BY CONTRACT TO BUY IT.

>>26727656
>So... when do we sell?
Before everyone else.

>332
/biz/bros we got too cocky

>>26727656
Friday

I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING SOLD BROS

>I didnt sell

>>26727627
Not even joking but same, I sold like 5 grand in Tesla, my biggest holding as a babby investor, to buy GME yesterday. Now I’m up so fucking much it’s beautiful bros

>>26727656
Literally, unironically, no memes, 2k a share

Kek. Marketwatch telling me what tendies are.

NEVER FUCKING SELLING YOU WILL NEVER GET MY GAMESTOPS YOU STUPID HEDGIES

>>26727717
Crypto volatility in a supposedly safer market is big dick news for every normalfag who believed in the idea that stock markets were inherently stable or safe

>>26727717
because it's unusual for stocks

I swear to fucking god. If it crashes right after I gave in, liquidated everything and bought all I could, Im going to go postal.

>>26727656
If it opens 1k on friday, hold to monday.
If it opens lower on friday, sell at 1k.

>>26727717
because it never happens for stocks and it's guaranteed to take out a hedge fund by end of week

>>26727772
>DeGiro takes 10 days
I set it up in half an hour this afternoon

>>26727661
I hope you're right friend

>WHEN I SAY OVEN YOU SAY READY
OVEN

>>26727649
What I ask myself is maybe you could try to catch the top on friday or monday and short it ? Surely gamestop must come down to earth after this and it will be a violent drop.

>>26727656
>he wants to sell his stock

>>26727717
hedgies getting fucked, and the huge number. pennie stocks regularly go 3000% but they're worth jack shit. this is reaching apple/tesla numbers

>>26727649
Are you seriously asking if you should short GME?

>tfw too late to jump on the GME train
I KEEP MISSING OUT ON THE FUN


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26727772
Revolut

>>26727887
Like, I could sell at 1k and be happy making a few grand either way. I'm not here for your activism.

dags att sova gott, nissar

>>26727717
It’s a short squeeze, which is based

>>26727819
feather hands pussy
>>26727825
>>26727872
based

>>26727772
I'm in the same boat freund. I don't know what to do.-

Will I become a millionaire with 912 stocks?

>>26727847
This
They have to buy out at any price because they're on the hook for that many shares that they borrowed (which was over 100%)

>>26727772
I got into revolut today

>>26727169

>>26727786
Are you seriously implying they can't break contract? Have you never heard of a professional foul in sports?

someone has the TLDR screencap with multiple 4chan posts wrapping up the situation?

WHY DOES IT KEEP DROPPING

>>26727169
>Me trying to buy stocks at open today

>>26727656
Every share you HODL is a share that the hedgies are legally required to buy but can’t. Hold to at minimum Friday, past that it’s anyone guess what happens

gonna be a deep dip tomorrow morning

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my robinhood account still hasnt been approved
feels bad man

>>26727169

Why is everything dropping now?


What is happening???

>>26728026
No. You will become a billionaire.

>>26727946
Not too late, grab a share at 500 tomorrow and sell at 55k next wednesday

>>26727919
READY!

>>26728026
You'll get close. If you do 1,200 a pop then yes.

>>26727656
1 milli

>>26728077
Calm your tits, niggerbreath.

>>26727656
the shorters will delay buying back so when the short % is less than 100%. Its 139% rn. we dont know when it is but the shorters can refuse to cover position, wait for class action lawsuit and then cover once there forced, hoping we have cashed out once theyre forced buy the stocks back. theres no exact price point

>>26727945
What goes up must come down, it is not a dumb ideal. They will to pump it much further on friday, it for sure is risky business but if you catch it near the top on friday/monday you could make equal gains after the fact still...

>>26727946
no that normies are priced out, we will launch

friend gave me 300 to make sure i have rent this month but i put it all on GME, this is too easy

When you guys all make it, please invest in my shitcoins. I want some of the action too

>>26727982
It isnt about activism, just pure profit. If they start out with 1k of all things on friday right kff the bat, theyll go higher on monday. If its a slugish start, then theres no point risking it. But do what you want. Its a win win anyways if it was bought early during low prices.

>>26727870
best timeline

>>26727540
Naked Brand. Some kiwi lass making sexy undies. No Rona over their and stocks are diet cheap. We are moving into the realm of stocks with stupid names. I made a few grand off of BBW (build a bear) today

>>26727919
READY

>they could have stopped this
>they could have prevented it
>they could have kept Battletoads in stock
>and now they pay the ultimate price

>>26727887
>If it opens 1k on friday, hold to monday.
>If it opens lower on friday, sell at 1k.
Everyone will dump their bags on Monday, won't my value decrease?
Sounds like we need to sell exactly at 3:55 on Friday.

they should ask that DeepThroatMan to livestream his account as a show of solidarity

>>26728074

>>26728150
Kikes doing kike shit.

>>26728138
>ASSBLASTED JEW GETTING PWNT

>>26728210
Lmao. You have become the jew, congrats. What could go wrong?

Do not panic, the weekend is when the magic happens

$10 at 307 a share, how long until I have passive income

anyone else trying to sign up for a robinhood account and getting an email saying they must send in a photo of their Soc Sec card for verification?

>>26727169
ISRAELI LIQUIDATION
EVERYTHING MUST GO
PLEASE OPEN YOUR HEARTS AND WALLETS AND PRAY FOR ISRAEL IN THESE TRYING TIMES

>>26728210
Kek, you shorted with your friends cash.

I bought 50 bucks worth. Is that enough for the squeeze or gamma or whatever the fuck?

Now this is voting with you wallet

>>26728099
Correction. I'm JEWISH, not white. We're not "trust fund babies", we're highly intelligent Jewish men who have worked hard to get where we are. It's insulting for you to look down on us like this when our people face discriminatory anti-Semitism like this every day of our lives.
And for the record, I don't condone your illegal market manipulation practices at all. You're putting millions of American livelihoods at risk for this little "game" of yours. I'll be talking to my lawyers and going after each one of you goyim when this is over.

Should I buy AMC now? When is that being shorted?

>>26728456
Yes.

>>26727946
Me too, feels bad bro

>>26728195
>we dont know when it is but the shorters can refuse to cover position,
Can they float the interest?

>>26728228
I bought a few at 314 and a few at 340. I'm just operating under the assumption that Elon Musk's Tweet will contribute to a self fulfilling prophecy since he's basically commander in chief of retarded Reddit shit like this.

>>26727772
>ETORO TAKES 3 DAYS
Etoro verified me in a few hours. Yesterday.

>>26728138
I don't even care about their religious or ethnic affiliation, I like to see evil nerds of all kinds get fucked

how is anyone panicking now? we got through the day in great fucking shape. I'm gonna go get a bigass meatball sub and savor that shit since I haven't ate a single bite watching GME
>>26727946
there's probably going to be a big short sell when the market opens in the morning. If you can stomach watching the prices pre-market and the opening you can still make money. trust me dude ive been investing for 7 hours

why didnt I buy 3000 shares when they were 5 dollars? the company seemed to have a good year ahead of them after covid

am I retarded

>>26727772
Revolut mate

Someone dumped hard

>>26728158
>>26728250
OVEN

>>26728150
All the normies (me) cant trade after-hours. Melvin dumping the price with little opposition hoping that everyone sells on open.
BUY BUY BUY

>>26728490
AMC is a meme. Don't fall for it.

>>26727169
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26728195
>but the shorters can refuse to cover position, wait for class action lawsuit and then cover once there forced,
What the fuck are you talking about lmao. If shorters don't cover because they declear bankruptcy or something that's fine, the bank who lent them interest will be forced to, and if bank can't us government will step in and fuck over tax payers, but option and short contracts are always honored on time and at price.

Ay, why is the aftermarket shit? All my memestocks down by rather large margin

>>26727772
sauce on the girl?

>>26728529
>how is anyone panicking now?
People just bought in at 330-340 and are paranoid

>>26728538
We are all retarded, why didnt i get in when it was $50?

>>26728538
>gamestop seemed to have a good year ahead of them
anon...

Where is the poomp?

>>26728456
every Hodl matters, you're doing good fren

>>26727772
filtered

>>26728628
READY

>>26728538
yes

Can I sleep now? I just don't wanna lose money without knowing it

I'm a fucking noob and bought at $339 right before market close because I didn't realize after hours trading was a thing. Just fuck my shit up familia

>>26728529
because it was supposed to grow in AH and it did for two minutes before going back to where we were just crabbing and we are starting to get bored

>>26728490
Buy only after you get your GME bucks on Monday

Never traded stocks. Bought one GME today at 330 just so I can say I was part of it one day. Even if I lose half or more, I am okay with it. This is for the story, not the profit.

>Jews waited until after hours to start tanking everything while Robinhood normies can only watch

They played us like a damn fiddle!

>>26728641
I can trade after-hours

>>26728711
Darkpool shit, so unless some other meme billionare decides to keep buying we're in for a big dip before thurs.

>>26727973
>>26728056
>>26728589
Thanks bros

>>26727907
>>26728519
Been waiting 6 hours now AHHHHHHHH

>>26728538
>TFW didn't buy TVIX options February 2020 during the volatility pump.

>>26728839
Relax, it's going up

WHEN DOES AFTER HOURS END?
I AM NOW ADDICTED TO GAMESTOCK

Imma join the top Ahahahahahahaha
drop you money and cry in the corner
I will be better that you and hold my Base with top cascade protocol
overall volume will rise this month so I will become rich

How are you setting a limit order to $1000? I can't do that much. Pic related

>>26728839
it's not a thing for you goy

>>26728731
regge

I really can't wait for this to fucking dump before the majority of you can profit take or cash out. Really fucking annoying that you're taking spotlight off of crypto for one and that many of you are gonna fuck around and find out for two.

>>26728851
>This is for the story
We already won the story fren, now it's just by how much.

>>26728851
Maybe if I make some okay bank I'll buy one of those shitty r/wsb hoodies for shits.

IT'S
STILL
DROPPING

what le fuck is an aftermarket, what's happening with my memes

>>26728942
different brokers have different rules

>>26728720
Kek I remember pussying out at $80, thinking to myself "there's no way a Gamestop stock that was $4 a couple months ago is worth more than an entire videogame this shit is tanking fast"

>>26728839
I thought I was smart for not buying at close yesterday. Then it exploded in After Hours. Hold strong friend.

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>>26728711
ITS OVER ITS ACTUALLY OVER. IT KEEPS DROPPING AAAAAAAAH

>>26728942
I sent mine to $10,000 on TOS. Kek.

>>26728942
Shitty. They’re locking it down.

Do we sell Friday morning, or Monday morning? When will the squeeze happen?

>>26728195
Dude, every single day this goes on they are hemorrhaging MILLIONS of dollars just to hold their positions.
While we lose absolutely nothing to hodl.
They are sitting at over 80% interest right now.
Just hold and we win.

Realistic price expectations

I hear both Friday and Monday being the endgame

I believe it will be Friday and we will see 1100-1200 ATH.

>>26728901
Super unfair innit

>>26728942
I'm trying as well, I think Fidelity has us cucked, I've never wanted to set a limit order this high before

>>26727169
This shit is just like the spam penny stock e-mails you used to get in the 90s except you don't have to send them out, sheeple actively search for it themselves. And they actually want to jump on the stuff too. Even after it's not pennies anymore.

How do people's brains work?
Yes, it might continue, but it could all come crashing down at any moment.
I sold at $382, good luck autismos.

>>26728942
Broker wants to be able to sell/loan your shares to bail out the shorts.

>>26728942
different places allow different things apparently. maybe different accounts too. Schwab said my limit was somewhere between 6000 and 7000. i didn't hunt for the exact number.

>>26727786
i read this over and over again but what if they just go bankrupt?

>>26728063
They can't due to the political situation. They can't afford a populist movement against the rich jews in american government.

>>26729101
Friday is the save exit. monday is the gamble.

>>26728210
You are a shortseller IRL kek.

>institutions trying to create a stop loss cascade after hours
They really are desperate.

it's at $330 and closed at $347. shut the fuck up you retards

>>26728998
I am aware, my money is probably down the drain. But I will be able to say - I was there. And it was hilarious.

>>26728833
You can sleep until Monday pal

>>26728839
You did nothing wrong. The price is going to double overnight

>>26729068
Reeeeee

So many paper handed pussies here. Wow reddit really is better. Up 130% today, drops 4% and everyone panics.

>>26729097
Billions friend, not millions.

Im gonna go fucking postal if I wake up tomorrow and everything went red.

>>26729041
>Leddit normies surprised that stocks are pumping and dropping during after hours
Look you fucking idiots, calm down, there are much less people trading after hours so it is far more volatile, it will pump and dump constantly, fucking HODL they have to pay out on friday no matter what and we WILL make it to the moon.

>>26727772
try stake my man, got it up in a day, money got over next day

>>26727772
I literally made a trading 212 and it got verified within 5 minutes
I bought my boogaloo ticket right before open

>>26729182
you're glowing boomer

>>26729256
Haha joke's on them I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing so didn't set up stops! Instead I'm just autistically watching it and will manually bail out when the time comes.

>>26729210
They already are. They lost over 9billion on this.

>tfw it stops dropping

>>26728907
I'm watching TVIXF too for the impending market crash this year...

>>26729279
That's comforting to know

>>26728195
you're a fucking moron. the brokers that lent the shares in the first place will margin call and take all their money to get back to risk neutral. thereafter, it is up to the broker and/or the loaner of the capital melvin used to cover the shares. fuck yourself kike shill.

HE'S STILL IN, I'M STILL IN.

>WAAAAA OMFG IT'S DROPPING IT'S OVER FUCK THIS MEME THE HEDGIES WIN

IF YOU COULD NOT BUY IN EARLIER TODAY, TRY NOW
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>>26729380
So how are they going to buy our shares back? Genuine question.

>>26728162
that's a conservative estimate, it will likely brush 200k by tomorrow morning

>>26729210
The contracts have to be fulfilled, so the backing companies wind up on the hook.
If you start to think about what that really means you can get an idea of what (((they))) are so afraid of.

>>26728150
Buying is limited, they've shut down a lot of platforms. Hedgies are probably doing a short attack to make the price go down to induce panic selling, if it doesn't work because we all hold, then it means they've shorted even more for no gain.
Saying this is the final nail in their coffin is generous, threre's loose nails on top of their coffin which have no space to be hammered in at this point.

>>26729473
Dude is gunna be a billionaire after this.

What should I buy next when I cash out my GME shares for 3000 on Friday?

What are Gamestop executives thinking right now?

>>26729363
No shit I'm a boomer, Just told you I did this stuff 30ish years ago.

>only bought 6 shares at $89 because I wasn’t sure if this was a meme or not and didn’t want to waste my money
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I COULD HAVE MADE SO MUCH MORE

>>26727169
NIGGERS I CAN'T SIGN UP ON ROBINHOOD HOW THE FUCK DO I GET ON THE TRAIN????NIGGERS I CAN'T SIGN UP ON ROBINHOOD HOW THE FUCK DO I GET ON THE TRAIN????NIGGERS I CAN'T SIGN UP ON ROBINHOOD HOW THE FUCK DO I GET ON THE TRAIN????

>>26729473
Someone here had estimated he was near $50MM in an earlier thread.

>>26729275
your money is safe in the hands of the lord
the lord will reveal us as his true children by publicly laying Israel low
you must type sneed and believe

>>26729572
who is this cute boy?

>>26729497
If they can't the banks have to, if they can't everyone else loses and GME is the most valuable stock in existence.

>>26729497
whoever lent them the shares will have to pay. or theyll get a bailout before then. someone is footing the bill for the short.

>>26729473

>>26729473
>>26729531
>DFV buys the Yankees

>>26729612
sneed

daily recap - we are up 134% today, down a few percent in AH, not a big deal. Shorts are bleeding money like crazy, so hodl

Why are so many retards asking about shit like
>What if they just don't pay it?
>What if they refuse to follow the contracts?
>What if they go bankrupt?
>What if the government stops it?
There are only two options. Either they have to follow their contracts, or the entire market fails because something so massive happens that the rules are shown to the world to be completely arbitrary, destroying international trust in the stock market as a safe investment. And if the latter happens, then there would be a hell of a lot more to worry about than losing some chump change.

>>26729497
The brokerage or underlying institution has to cover the cost of the contract. Someone's paying even if the entire board of Melvin need to get new jobs as shoe shine boys next werk

>>26729473
Holy FUCk Mya ASshoLe!

>>26729473

I feel violently sick

>>26727169
It only pumped after hours yesterday because Musk tweeted a word. I don't see a tweet today. Still hodling though.

>>26729473
That guy is a hero. I don't care how reddit he is. He is going to be a multi millionaire after this and at the expense of some hedge fund

CNN: How Trumpism explains the GameStop stock surge

jej this is gonna be the red pill of the century

webull worked perfectly all day for me

LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT AAAAAAAAA

I'm gonna have to stop reading about this shit, I only have $800 to my name and the more memes I see the more I am tempted to gamble it all

>>26729571
You're lightyears ahead of other people, myself included. Focus on selling at the right time, because you can still fuck up

NOK just starting we will fly high

>>26729182
kiss my feet pensionigger

>>26729612
But... I am Israeli. I wanted to stick it to the rich anti israeli liberal diaspora jews

>even after market proxy jews can't resist buying

DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA

>>26729541
I Hope they love us! I also hope sum good game will be made so I'll actually bother buying at gamestop.

>4chan went from trolling gamestop stores to helping save it from bankruptcy
OK this has got to be a fucking simulation.
https://youtu.be/yYmVdzgfhCY?t=34

>>26729497
Well the actual hedge funds will probably go bankrupt, but the banks backing them will then wind up with the contracts.

>>26729844
Reminder that NOK posters are trying to divert money away from GME.

>>26729816
Smart thing to do, you tail-showing, containment breaking nigger

https://youtu.be/Hm7vnOC4hoY

https://github.com/fanfare/lastresort

>>26727169
DDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26729816
i feel you so well, i spent 100 of my 800 savings this morning and im so tempted to put more in

>>26727870
THIS CANNOT BE REAL

>>26729757
good point honestly

So it didn't even pump from the market open yet ?

Imagine putting 50k in on a 5 dollar stock, waiting patiently whilst it fluctuates between 500k to 11m in a single fucking day, getting past all that, seeing it fucking crab at about 320 for all of today

AND
STILL
FUCKING
HOLDING
ON
WITH
DIAMOND
FUCKING
HANDS

The madman

Where do I view the after hour charts?
t. diamond hands but want to be informed

>>26729473
I'm thinking he based

>>26729541
>What are Gamestop executives thinking right now?
They are probably pissed they can't liquidate or offer stock.

>>26729295
Yeah what the fuck are they crying about? I expected some drastic shit, I jerk off for 5 mins and come back everyone is crying. Pussies. Hold until the end.

Gamestop went up yesterday because Musk tweeted abou it

I just sold my GME for a 300% profit, it'll probably go up a bit more but I cba, took my profit and ran with it.

>>26729571
I bought 3 at ~250, you are doing much better than those later to the show.

>>26729816
buy a fractional share :)

I'm in for 20 shares, sell order set at 1k. Going to do my best not to peek at the market tomorrow and hopefully it plays out Friday.

>>26729527
The longer they short, the longer we HODL.

>>26729959
what's containment?

THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>26727169
How much can we sell our stock for? If I set my limit order for $5000 will they be forced to pay?
I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!

>>26729473
gib sauce

It doesn't matter How Much Reddit is Reddit, this is worthwhile-

>>26729837
>Wanted to buy yesterday when it was ping ponging 100-150
>No market account ready
>Forced to buy in today at 300

>>26729900
The opposite of love is not hate, anon. 4channel has always been tsundere for Gamestop.

>>26730037
why cant they offer stock?

>>26729892

Have we started the fire?

>>26729793
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MAN, THIS ONLY MINOR TURBULENCE
DIAMOND
FUCKING
HANDS

>>26729732
So they absolutely must pay the 10k I am asking for my shares when the time comes?

>>26730147
Too close to the earnings report. You have to announce things like that in advance.

>>26729866
sneed will cut through Judah like butter
it is TOTALLY OVER for the usurpers

with more people invested now and possibly going over 400.. tomorrow will be an awesome day and also AMC over 20 maybe

Me when I opened leddit this morning.

>>26730106
Rules one and two.

>etoro would not let me place an order
>Fought the app manually for an hour to buy one share
>Buy it at 349
>Watch the price drop and crab
>Shit closes at 340
>Mfw

DO NOT SELL GME THIS WEEK!
FRIDAY IS A GAMMA-SQUEEZE, WHICH IS A CHANGE IN STOCK PRICED FROM ALL OF US BUYING SHARES AND PUMPING ITS VALUE

THE HISTORIC SHORT SQUEEZE WILL TAKE PLACE THRU THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS, BUT *ONLY* IF YOU HOLD YOUR SHARES THRU THAT TIME

SHORTLETTES ARE TRYING TO SCARE PAPERHAND ANONS WITH STOCKS INTO SO MUCH EXCITEMENT OVER FRIDAY IT SHAKES THE STOCKS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR WEAK PUSSY ASS HANDS BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HANDLED BIG-BOY MONEY BEFORE

DO. NOT. SELL.
NOT THIS WEEK, NOT NEXT WEEK.
IF EVERYBODY HOLDS, YOU WILL SEE INSANE GAINS OVER THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS
DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH HEDGE CAPITAL IS REVEALED TO BE TANGLED IN THIS NET OF SHORT LOANS, WE COULD VERY WELL SEE STOCK VALUE EXCEED $5000/SHARE

BUT NOT IF YOU GET SO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT HANDLING MONEY YOU DROP YOUR STOCKS BEFORE THE SQUEEZE EVEN HAPPENS

FUCKING EDUCATE YOURSELVES, READ ON ON GAMMA SHORT, READ ON SHORT SQUEEZE
DON'T SELL THIS WEEK, DON'T SELL NEXT WEEK
THE SHORT SQUEEZE ONLY HAPPENS IF YOU HOLD WITH DIAMOND HANDS!

It's so weird being on the side of Gamestop for once.

>>26727216
Is that real?

>>26730160
The fire is already rising

>>26730187
They'll buy from the lowest possible price they can first, then go up the chain from there.
Fucking doubtful that it'll reach 10k,but who knows

What is the proper way to set up or stop-loss on RH?

newfag here. is it sensible to buy tomorrow? can i still buy today?

>>26729572
Try another investment app, it's not too late, Thursday is around the corner.

>>26729473
DIAMOND
HANDS

Honestly this man is my hero.


>>26730118
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l6ekdz/gme_yolo_update_jan_27_2021_guess_i_need_102/

Bros, worth buying in right now at entry while market's closed? I don't know what the fuck I'm doing but I have no fear.

lmao

>>26730125
except most redditors think they are revolting against rich white boomers, and when you point out that they are jewish, they go into ultra downvote autistic screech mode

>>26729816
I liquidated all my investments and went dick deep at 294
you are getting priced out of the promised land

>>26729316
Well, Monday.
But yes.

The pink Wojaks will be glorious.

I'm just kind of amazed that this never happened before. Surely people have taken advantage of short sellers / bear market traders before. Is the +100% short selling unprecedented?

Also, regarding the bankruptcy, will this be an immediate outcome come friday/monday, or will this take time if there's a like chain reaction of insufficient funds?

>>26730187
>being ok with 10k
they can be happy if everyone sells so low

>>26730340
You fail to realize that there are A TON of normies who just want to make a quick buck, they'll sell this week.

>>26730407
THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS AND THEIR NATIONAL FUND HAD THE RIGHT IDEA

>>26728538
i tried to buy in at $100 but I was on acid and couldn't find my NIN which I needed to invest

>>26730408
they are unknowingly going against the Jew - why should we bother correcting them?

>>26730037
>probably pissed they can't liquidate
Most likely. The CEO's stock holdings went from being worth $7M, to $750M. However, as he's an officer of a publicly-traded company, he can only make trades at specific intervals. Sucks to be that guy.

>>26730271
leddit?

>>26730383
buy at the opening tomorrow

>>26730407

>>26728677
I only bought 1 stock of it. 17 dollars isn't much to lose, but if it turns into 100 then I profit.

>>26730116
Ther real question is why are you betting more than you can afford to lose on this?

>>26727169
https://youtu.be/rejpDqQUcV0
get your stimmies my USA bros
All others join in for the ride, we hate big money as much as anyone else

>>26730408
Literally who cares, it's about the hedgie, anything else is irrelevent. Stop spamming this shit too, it'll scare off new buyers

>>26730407
Wait what? Really?

>>26730383
Absolutely, we're gonna make fucking history

Help a brother out, im europoor and I wanna join the ride

>>26730467
VW and KBIO infinity squeezes, look em up retard

>>26730408
This. Reddit is hyper cringe. They are literal retarded faggot non-binary tranny kike lovers.

>>26730340
>>26730512
memes aside, what would a good sell limit be if one were to try to hold on for another month or so?

>>26730407

>>26727169
Is it okay to buy in afterhours?

Can this really happen until Friday?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55817918

>"Among the many aspects of this story that are strange, what is so unusual is the peculiar vigilante morality of the traders pumping the stock. They seem hell-bent on taking on Wall Street, they seem to hate hedge funds and threads are peppered with insults about 'boomer' money.

"It's a generational fight, redistributive and all about robbing the rich to give to the millennial 'poor'."

>>26730615
R E V O L U T

>>26730340

See this is a problem. There is not a clear narrative on how long people should hold.

No one knows if they are going to buy back stocks all at once or periodically over a month.

The price is going to skyrocket and crash briefly Friday and then pick up the following week.

Melvin is going to buy cheaply throughout the next 4 weeks imo

>>26730408
its like that blacked mirror episode where they disguise the poor and sick as aliens so the military kills them but jews are the aliens

>>26730407
kek

>>26730407
BROS WE ARE BOMBING BROWN PEOPLE IN NORWAY TO LIBERATE THEM OF THEIR OIL

>>26730398
THE FIRE RISES
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA

>>26730408
antisemitic stuff might get the subreddit banned, don't worry about the political implications for now

>>26730487
May be poorfag thinking, but getting 10k for each of my shares will be a lot for me.

>>26730408
Based Nathanael poster.
Sure, but what they don't know won't hurt them.

New

>>26730675
>>26730675
>>26730675

>>26730408
Yeah reddit is a PC pos, we know, don't care. Busy destroying kikes.

>>26730187
Correct. The situation the hedge funds are in is basically
> they must buy shares by Friday to give them back to their actual owners
> prices are about double what would mean complete bankruptcy even after liquidating
> if the stock doesn’t fall below 175 by Friday, the bank that lends them money is on the hook
> if that bank fails, the bank THEY get money from is on the hook
> this could trigger Great Depression 2: Gamer Boogaloo
Hodl for happenings

>>26730407
and soon 31,68 % of my GME gainz

Should I get in now?

>>26729612
sneed

>>26730660
>small and unsophisticated investors
you can cut the pretentiousness with a knife

>>26730660
now they're making excuses
they know damn well putting limits isn't for us
it's for them

>>26730599
Norway made a fuckton of money off of Oil, then instead of being retarded, invested it all into a national fund that exists to generate the entire nation a passive income. Makes sense that they would do that, they're a big fucking player in the game and they would have money in low scale stocks like that.

>>26730467
It has—Volkswagen and Blue Apron

>>26730660
You really think 30 days wouldn't just cause everyone to queue up orders to buy? 30 days prooves it's working, it'd bring a lot of attention to it too.

>>26729900
WE WILL RAISE THE BANNERS AT THE TIME OF OUR CHOOSING
AND LET LOOSE GOD'S JUSTICE UPON THIS CURSED WORLD

>>26730646
no if they hedgies find out you will get a visit from baggie bros

>>26730690
Well, they're not wrong.

>>26730467
This is the firs time where the money is 100% guranteed no matter what, unless they want to crash the stock market forever. It is also the first time where we know the exact dates for everything and we had two weeks of people yelling loudly about this. If you are smart you will be millionaire, if you are dumb and late, you will still be millionaire, if you got in near the ending like tomorrow, you will still be millionaire if you got the funds.

>>26730615
Send me your money, i will invest them for you

>>26730340
Prove it. Provide an example of literally one time that has happened.

>>26727169
HOW THE FUCK DO I BUY IN?
EVERY FUCKING EXCHANGE IS CLOSING OR BREAKING
NEW ONES ARE BUFFERING YOUR ABILITY TO BUY

>>26730726
It is not about the money, it is about the message, crashing that whole fucking system and waking up normies

>>26729473
I'd follow this man to hell and back, I'm all in, DIAMOND HANDS

>>26730467

The combination of +100% short sell AND the retards self-organising like a swarm of insects thanks to social media/leddit/4chin/trannycord. Means it's historic. Neither of those criteria ever applied before. Closest for VW in 08.

>>26730340
CNBC made a mistake with that guy between chamath interviews who talked about his short position that ends in april, autists will keep hodling like with tesla

>>26730125
ANY MY AXE

>>26730408
It's good regardless how this turns out, if the short squeeze is done successfully they and us make off with money at the expense of the tribe, if they change the rules to get out of this then the WSB people will have to deal with all of the propaganda calling them nazis and white supremacists. A few of them will probably wake up.

Hell after that Fenkel guy was screeching last night about rules for me but not for thee I'm sure a few of them have a niggling sensation already stirring in the back of their mind...

>>26728490
AMC is a regular ass stock, don't expect it to do anything insane like GME

>>26730407
baserat

>>26730889
I'm fucking in, boi

>>26730845
2 shares bought yesterday won't make me a millionaire, but it will make me some gains.

>>26730795
>Norway made a fuckton of money off of Oil,
I Know! They got the territory with Oil from Denmark. I AM from Denmark. Do you even know how shit it is to see that which you once owned earn billions and billions?

I own 0.6 GME shares, 1.6 NOK shares, 0.7 BB shares, and 2.17 AMC shares how likely is it I will be a millionaire by next week with these

>>26730378
dont stop loss, RH sees that info and its not unreasonable to believe stop loss numbers are made available to insiders

>>26730537
Force of habit. Reddit.

>>26730408
Correction. I'm JEWISH, not white. We're not "trust fund babies", we're highly intelligent Jewish men who have worked hard to get where we are. It's insulting for you to look down on us like this when our people face discriminatory anti-Semitism like this every day of our lives.
And for the record, I don't condone your illegal market manipulation practices at all. You're putting millions of American livelihoods at risk for this little "game" of yours. I'll be talking to my lawyers and going after each one of you goyim when this is over.

>>26730660
How would that work? If its frozen, I couldn't sell it right? How would the situation be any different?

>>26731145

All the memes. Bless you, you stupid bastard. Probably a billionaire at this rate.

>>26730705

Ill check it out, but i thought that Revolut was fucked over by brexit

>>26730889

Sure, seems legit

>>26731145
100%

Guys, the shorts don't expire on Friday, or at all. The options expire on Friday. What we will see on Friday is a gamma squeeze. The short squeeze may happen on Friday, next week, or some other time, if the hedges decide to eat the interest indefinitely.

>know literally nothing about stocks
>hear all the GME buzz on Sunday/Monday
>hmm seems legit maybe I'll buy $1k worth at 80 (I think that's what it was at that time)
>try to set up RH account and it keeps giving me an error
>say fuck it, its probably gonna be a bust anyway

Fuck me man

>>26730637
>another month or so
See what happens aftermarket today, sell enough to make back your investment, then set the sell point to $1488.

>>26730383
Only spend money you are willing to lose. This could collapse from corruption, it's well known that capitalism is fucked beyond belief.

>>26731126
You are late and you lack funds. Millionaires are those getting in early or people that sold their houses for funds this week.

>>26729101
I have a limit sell set for $750 just in case but I will turn it off when the market opens back up for Goys. Especially if it starts actually approaching 750-1000.

>>26730660
>Massachusetts' State Regulator
Literally Who.
MA doesn't have a stock exchange.

I just want to invest. I don't know where to go.

>>26730690
>quoting poor
relatively yes. fucking smarmy kike “journalist”

>>26731241
r-r-really anon I'm only up $200 today

>>26731444
trips of truth

>>26730037
>>26729541
wolf and the other BOD who are going the boot sold in the 20's

>>26731358
what do you think can happen?

>>26731029
I'm thinking to sell all my GMEs on the peak on Friday and run with the profits, wait for the bottom of the huge dip that results when all the normalfags sell everything at the same time, then buy back in and hold out for the short squeeze

Is it really too late to get in? I am new but I was learning trading and took a few days off and then this shit happens.

>>26727401

>>26729816
Put in $20 friend, you have to believe.

>never traded before
>Tried setting up Robin hood account
>Servers were down
>Used a boomer service
>Bought one big boy share of gme
>News hit that ametitrade was not going to let you buy/sell gme
>I used ameritrade
>Quickly sell my share
>Money is in limbo, they still haven't taken out the $320 from my bank
>Won't let me transfer the money back into my bank
>Finally start Robinhood account
>Takes 3-4 days to verify my bank, can't transfer money until then

What the fuck man, I wanna pump

>>26729945
There's literal bots on Reddit and news sites spamming NOK shit. DON'T FALL FOR IT

What's to stop the SEC or some other fuckery from just halting trading on GME and then everyone panicking to leave retail stock owners the bagholders?
And if the answer is "it will cause people to lose trust in the market," that doesn't count because no one actually trusts the market at this point and the shorts actually paying would cause even less trust in the market for people with real money.

>>26729816
Don't worry, I'm going to akasupa your oshi for you homie.

>>26731561
it's free money

I think it's over lads.

>>26731792
Fuck me, I don't have a verified account yet goddamnit fuck

>>26731757
The threat of being called gay and retarded

>>26730407
>Norway
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

>>26731820
source?

>>26731766
He doesn't know about her break... Anon.....

>>26731757
the collective will of white investors

>>26731858
me neither... will need 1-2 days for verification but it will probably be too late the Ponzi scheme will crumble

>>26728915
>>26729061
>>26729279
Thanks dudes, I feel less stupid now

>>26730660
Do they still have to pay interest if it's frozen?

>>26731820
Speak of the devil. Fuck.

>>26731306
Ha, I sold at $30 and missed out %1000 because I kept doubting it would go any higher, now I bought in at $340 just to spite Melvin Capital

>>26732059
>He doesn't know about her return

>>26731820
What else could they do other than freeze the stock? Would that even make a difference?

>>26731820
far from it

>>26732055
>Norway
He doesn't know that it was primarily Danes who were vikings.