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1.Melvin, the cocksucker, took out a loan to short gme
2.It went up, and now he has to pay up.
3.He liquidates his assets, but it isn't enough
4.declares bankrupcy (we are here)
5.the bank he got the loan from is on the hook for his bad decisions
6.if they can't pay it back, because autists keep driving the price up, the go bankrupt
7.then the bigger banks are on the hook
8.and so and so forth all the way up to the fed.
9.The federal government of the united states may litterally have to print money to buy gamestop stock from a bunch of NEETS.

>this is how you low IQ faggots actually think

What happens when a company owes billions to shareholders, who gets money from other MF's who owe billions, who get money from other MF's who owe billions, etc etc... ? Where does the money come from? What happens when nobody can pay?

But wait, it gets worse...

What is the only thing keeping the American economy alive right now? There are 2 things. Stimulus, and the stock market.

What happens when the stock market goes to shit and millions of people lose their 401k, their pensions, their savings, everything? Who trusts the USD now? What makes that stimulus worth something anymore?

CBDC's will be here within the year.

>> No.26725125

>>26724777
>I...It's not the k*kes fault for scamming and shorting over 100% of shares, it's your fault, stupid goys for letting them do it without repercussion.

Battered wive syndrome, the post the book, the movie, the podcast, the original soundtrack, part 2: The Battered Wivening...

...the stage play

>> No.26725232

>>26724777
>What happens when a company owes billions to shareholders, who gets money from other MF's who owe billions, who get money from other MF's who owe billions, etc etc... ? Where does the money come from? What happens when nobody can pay?
You say that as though we haven't been in a debt-based economy for the past 20 years.

>> No.26725257

>>26724777
>What is the only thing keeping the American economy alive right now? There are 2 things. Stimulus, and the stock market.
nice b8 FAGGOT! Fuck off Hedge Fund FUCK

>> No.26725344

>>26724777
just deal with it kike. we don't care

>> No.26725377

>you buy ProShares Ultra VIX Short-Term Futures ETF
>make 50x
no we are here

>> No.26725417

>>26724777
Why should I care? Wall Street crashes the stock market once a decade, what's another one?

>> No.26725437

>>26724777
you deserve this

>> No.26725490

>>26724777
You're retarded.

1. US dollars are printed out of thin air and have no inherent value
2. More US dollars will be printed out of thin air by the fed
3. Banks will use this toilet paper ponzi money to cover themselves
4. Life moves on
5. Buy bitcoin, retard

>> No.26725568

Good.

>> No.26725600

>>26725125
You idiot, IT'S A FALSE FLAG. The kikes are on reddit doing this you dumb fuck. They're pulling the wool over your eyes and you're laughing because it's suddenly night time.

>"Robinhood" traders (steal from rich give to poor) crush the economy with a domino effect starting with "Gamestop" which leads to the "Great Reset" aka digital economy

Sounds like a fucking movie doesn't it? That's because it is, it's a sham to bring CBDC's dumbass. Let me be very clear

THE ONLY PEOPLE ACTUALLY HURT BY THIS WILL BE YOU

The kikes will get a bailout. You will be using a traced CBDC, your family will lose their 401k or their pension or whatever. Your community is about to taste 2008 on steroids.

And you're on the internet laughing and cheering instead of preparing for hell

>> No.26725739

Dont care i just want a happening

>> No.26725774

>>26725600
Take your meds.

>> No.26725828

>>26725600
go back to /pol/

>> No.26726151

>>26725600
If this is all it takes to put the world under autocratic rule we're all fucked anyway. Might as well get rich off of it.

>> No.26726207

>>26725774
>>26725828
>mommy the guy on the internet is making sense please help!!!!
Grow up.

The funny part is you guys are probably going to make so much money because crypto will be a save haven, since they need crypto to look good to add trust for CBDC's.

>> No.26726216

>>26725739
me too bro, me too

>> No.26726351

>>26725600
>And you're on the internet laughing and cheering instead of preparing for hell
What's a life without laughter, Anon?

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>>26724777
It's funny when you find the bugs in the fake economy and it is somehow your fault.

>> No.26726516

>>26726151
I agree with this sentiment actually. Let me be clear, this shit is happening one way or another, and you cannot stop it because the masses (like you'll see in this thread) are so hungry for their propaganda they crave it.


There's nothing wrong with getting rich off kike games, I encourage it actually. But you should think about your community and family and make sure the normies you care about have an easier time with all this

>forgive them father, for they know not what they do

>> No.26726619

>>26724777
>10. The Federal Government tells you to fuck off and you're bagholding while the stock drops to nothing as Gamestop continues being a failing business.
>If they don't revert everything because this whole scheme is actually illegal circa Securities Exchange Act of 1934, Section 9

>> No.26726643

>>26724777
>>26725600
>>26726207
>uses the same acronym in every post
>doesn't define it so he can call the first person who asks an idiot
classic jewish tricks, very hebrew of you shlomo

>> No.26726798

>>26726619
gamestop was never a failing business, that's the entire fundamental case for the stock

>> No.26726880

>>26724777
>CBDC's will be here within the year.

And we'll be the first holders. Also nice digits.

>> No.26726890

we gotta save the heckerino boomer stocks!

>> No.26726918

>>26724777
>blaming the people profiting from the flaw rather than blaming those who created the flaw in the first place

The market wouldn't be so fucking volatile right now if the firms didn't short naked.

Naked shorts are also fucking illegal btw. SEC banned it in 2008 after the recession.

>> No.26726977

>>26724777
>USD has been a bubble for over a decade because everyone decides too pretend everything is fine instead of dealing with the fact we should have had a second great depression years ago
>"STOP IT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET ME RETIRE AND DIE BEFORE EVERYONE WAKES UP"

>> No.26727034

>>26724777
Hope you boys bought a ton of stocks because their shorting shit isn't going to happen and everything's going to boom after artificial shorting dies out.

>> No.26727081

>>26724777
>What happens when the stock market goes to shit and millions of people lose their 401k, their pensions, their savings, everything? Who trusts the USD now? What makes that stimulus worth something anymore?

Biden and the fake regime say hello to the rope.

>> No.26727221

If the government realizes that NEETs can do this to any company they want at any time once they get wind of stocks getting shorted, wouldn't they just stop bailing out companies?

>> No.26727222

>>26726798
It's been declining for like a decade and doesn't even expect to break-even on sales for years.

>> No.26727273

>>26725828
Pol nazi here, won't happen.

>> No.26727281

>>26724777
this is why anyone who sold even a penny worth of their crypto to partake in this happening is an absolute fool. by the time people realize what this will do to the dollar it will be too late and rakeesh will have scooped up all your satoshis on the cheap.

the real crypto bull run hasn't even happened yet.

>> No.26727405

>>26727221
>If the government realizes that NEETs can do this to any company they want at any time once they get wind of stocks getting shorted, wouldn't they just stop bailing out companies?

If Wall street goes under who's going to invest in new and existing enterprises?

>> No.26727469

>>26727222
Maybe if they hadn't shorted GME 140%, this wouldn't happen. Retard

>> No.26727489

>>26724777
so that means BITCOIN 1mln$ EOY LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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>>26725600
It's fun watching you seethe in anger. You're shaking as you're typing your replies, and I'm here laughing. Eat my dick, "banker."

>> No.26727624

>>26724777
God forbid the U.S. financial house of cards should ever collapse!

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>>26727281
Finally, someone gets it. We're gonna make it anon, just prepare for the bumps along the way, and make sure to give some of your gains to your mom.

>> No.26727814

>>26725828
Nah, we're here forever.

>> No.26727828

>>26727405
How did it work before the US had a stock market? We didn't have one until 1817.

>> No.26727981

>>26727828
More importantly to add onto something I just thought of, why would this destroy all of wall street? Not everything in the stock market is hedge funds.

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26728008

haha bubble go pop

>> No.26728011

>>26725232
Brettenwoods was a lot longer than 20 years ago that's just how old you are

>> No.26728057

>>26727469
That doesn't address anything and could be easily reversed by SEC.

>> No.26728124

>>26727828
Rich people got richer and poor people knew their place. America is on the verge of civil war as it is without the economy disintegrating.

>> No.26728133

Why won't the broker that borrowed the shares just let them have more time until they pay back? Who is making them to pay them back on Friday? Even if they go bankrupt why would banks step in? Destroy the economy to pay some neets or write it off?

>> No.26728168

>>26724777
>One bad play using loan money collapsed the economy
>One single loan

You really think someone would do that? Just not perfectly pay back a loan?


Noooo it can't be, I don't think a single person in world history has EVER defaulted on a loan before.
Fucking retard xD stay mad that you didn't hop on this money train

>> No.26728232

>>26724777
faggot, i know you shorted the dip and now you're fud'ding and tellibg stupid shit about cbdcs which will be implemented nevertheless. we like games and want a place to buy them physically. we like the stock.

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>>26724777
If the market can be shrek'd in a week to the point of crashing by a grassroots campaign it's time to admit the premise it operates on is wrong.
"I just refuse to sell for any price so now owe a quadrillion dildollars, so does your bank and the country has to brrrrrrr out the entire sum to bail."

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>>26725600
>you're crashing the market, destroying hedge funds, accelerating the collapse, and you're on the internet laughing
yes

>> No.26728318

>>26728168
Especially considering this is one company, compared to 2008 which were like a dozen giant ones all at once.

>> No.26728495

This is called the end of capitalism

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>>26724777
GOOD!
I'M READY!
THE TREE NEEDS WATERING!!

>> No.26728715

>>26727635
the damage done is totally on the side of the shortsellers. worst case they'll get bailed out with freshly printed dollars. worst case for retail investors is losing a few bucks but getting the medal of honor for fighting goliath.

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>>26728168
Pay back the loan....with what money? Buy the shares.....how?
>but they can just file bankruptcy lol
It's a false flag, the point is to crash the economy.
>just default lol
And then the bank has to pay, and when that bank "can't" the bigger bank cant and the next and....

Reminds me of this clip from "The Big Sneed"
https://youtu.be/3hG4X5iTK8M

>> No.26729111

>>26728133
the broker lent shares he didn't own. it's the retail onvestors' shares that were borrowed mostly. that's why you open a limit order at $5000 when you buy gme to make sure the broker can't lend your stocks to some asshole.

>> No.26729205

>>26725600
agreed. I personally am slowly DCA'ing into bonds because I believe there will be a delayed coronavirus crash (a real one from the effects of stolen stimulus money, not the 25% meme dip based on FUD at the beginning that I also profited from). then slowly DCA'ing out when stocks crash. worst case, I lose out on artificial stock gains until the next dip.

just a slow, calculated, risk-averse gamble that I can make my dips more shallow and peaks more high. digital fedcoin doesn't matter much because these kinds of assets are inherently ephemeral and known to the state.

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>>26724777
bullish

>> No.26730264

I agree, they don't just let the plebs win like this. Melvin took the fall, it was probably all planned. This is a small win for the plebs to give them some hope. I just hope I will still make it with crypto though

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>>26724777
GOYIM NO, YOU CAN'T MANIPULATE THE MARKET LIKE THIS, THAT'S ONLY FOR THE HEDGE FUNDS MANGED BY G-D'S CHOSEM

>> No.26730933

>>26725600
Gotta fight fire with fire

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>>26725600
possibility 1
bunch of autists found a loophole in market and encouraged people to buy and hold GME until hedge fund is destroyed for being cunts.

possibility 2
hedge fund play is an elaborate 'trick' to destroy the economy and requires that millions of people to setup brokerage accounts and buy shares and open calls in GME.

it was so simple. all they had to do was larp on about covid for 1 year so they could setup the position to short GME 140% and thus end the world as we know it.

nice catch anon

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26731802

I'm not scared of anything you're afraid of, kike.

>> No.26732613

>>26731474
Bretton woods.

>> No.26732930

>>26724777
>their pensions, their savings, everything
Their fault for investing their future in uncertain money markets.

>> No.26733167

>>26732930
>nooooo you should have done something more stable like hold it in cash and let inflation destroy your money noooo

>> No.26733192

>>26724777
melvin did not declare bankruptcy you greasy nigger.

>> No.26733366

>>26733167
what are bonds?

>> No.26733391

>>26724777
If this happens you know they’ll punish you. Probably make it illegal for plebes to buy stock.

>> No.26733472

>>26733167
>noooooo you should give your money to rich faggots who abuse overseas bank interest rates to make money off your money while you get a penny a month in interest!

>> No.26733508

>>26733391
This is the punishment.

>>26733192
2 days retard.

>> No.26734136

>>26725600
Go outside Melvin. You’re losing it.

>> No.26734410

>>26725600
meds NOW

>> No.26734529

>>26729205
>DCA into bonds
Interest rates are going to rise

>> No.26734704

>>26724777
Melvin kikes tongue my anus
Sage

>> No.26735042

>>26724777
>What happens when the stock market goes to shit and millions of people lose their 401k, their pensions, their savings, everything?
The fire rises.

>> No.26735224

Based, I want CBDCs. That's when we win.

>> No.26735752

>>26734529
No they arent

>> No.26735993

USD is a scam

>> No.26736056

>>26724777
As a non american, i don't care.
Ridin to the moon, last stop? Game stop.

>> No.26736203

Let the faggots burn in hell

>> No.26736302

>>26736056
>he thinks the reserve currency getting absolutely raped won't ruin his third world country even more

>>26735224
You're retarded.

>> No.26736368

>>26724777
It’s an economic forest fire imo

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>>26725600
maybe but the status quo as it exists isn't exactly something worth keeping afloat

>> No.26736907

>>26736559
And we are cheering giving the people responsible for making things so shitty because...?

>> No.26737416

What's the possibility that they will target 4channers who bought the stock and assasinate them?

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No matter who wins I win just by watching either (((them))) lose or you faggots cry for months.