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on board till I die

>>26711075
I will ride with BAO.
I will die with BAO.
But I shall never sell BAO.

>>26710920
Nothing comfier

>buying bao
>farming bao
>holding bao
>never selling bao
couldn't be comfier, bros.

NBS.

>>26710920
Novus Baordo Seclorum? So based there's no question we'll make it, kek

>>26710920
damn $90 to harvest right now. Should have done it yesterday, was like 40

>>26712225
Although Bao'llah the baoman recommends to harvest before tomorrow's pool rotation, i think you'll be fine just leaving ur open harvest as is.

>>26711593
>>26711997
Novus Baordo Seclorum brothers.
In Bao'llah we trust.

>>26711999
>>26711999
>>26711999

Trips confirm our destiny.

I'm a retard who's entirely new to all this. How do I buy in?

>>26713460
send eth to metamask and use uniswap to exchange your eth for bao

you should be able to figure it out on your own before getting involved with something like this but don't hesitate to ask specific questions in our comfy threads

>>26713460
1. Get a metamask wallet and send some ETH to it
2. Go to Uniswap
3. Trade ETH for BAO

Optional steps:
3. Provide liquidity to ETH/BAO pool if you want to farm BAO.
4. Farm BAO on ETH/BAO pair with ur attained LP tokens from step 3.

>>26712580
I decided to harvest anyway. transaction managed to go through with 66 gwei, $49. I harvested 540K which is worth about $300 right now. Damn I'm comfy right now.

DOG

>>26713460
If your new and don't know how to buy shitcoins, don't do it. People get scammed a lot here, do your research first, look up pump and dump and read about the project. Because BAO is love.

Not gonna lie bros I just love the atmosphere in these comfy bao threads. I'm going to miss you when our community gets LINK'd to the top 10. We'll know each other when we see each other, I guess.

>>26715170
Absolute cute dumpling!

>>26715170
Yes you will recognize the bao smile

>>26714309
Is that 500k just the 5% or the entire reward including the vested 95%?
Also qhats your numbers on bao staked and for how long? I wasn't going to stake my 10mm bao but am now considering

Once synthetic assets become a thing I think we should be able to pool our assets together to create a sort of crypto hedge fund using bao that will allow us to completely take over the alt market.

Hell we could create our own stock market. Fuck a fund.

>>26715170
Same here baorther. When the time comes, we should all meet in the carribean with our yachts & throw a huge party with the most delicious bao treats out there.

120M bao here when this takes off we can create our own crypto hedge fund . We can hire a fund manager who will be payed based on performance just like hedge fund work. We gonna make it anons

>>26715503
the 500K bao is the 5%, sitting pretty in my metamask wallet. I started farming on january 13th with 3200 LP tokens (around 14 million bao and 1 eth). I harvested 10.8 million bao just now.

The rewards were much higher before, I was getting like 1 million bao the 1st few days. I think it's still good now, im gettin around 200k bao a day I believe? could be higher. I will say from these past 20 minutes I've farmed 6600 about bao. so about 19,800 bao per hour and 237,600 in 24 hours. just some quick math.

why would i want to buy this shitcoin. afaik its a one man operation

>>26716941
my bad that 237,600 number should be from 12 hours theoretically, actually 475,200 farmed in 24 hours.

>>26717156
Have you heard about bitcoin yet?

>>26717156
>>26717375
or git? or linux?

>>26717156
>bitcoin

>>26717375
>>26717581

it had a set of devs almost from day one. what is BAO doing for warranting me putting money in it?

>>26713460
dont dude. bao is bad. 1 man operation, got rekkkkt on monday

I wish I could understand this but I fucking love it anyway

Eoy prediction?

>>26717156
Two guys, BaoMan and Rocky Baoboa. They just did a vote on using BAO from the discretionary fund to hire more devs. Check out the website FAQ and the vote system. BaoMan is one of the most professional and honest devs I've ever encountered in the low market-cap crypto sphere and if you take some time to read through everything you'll see how much work and deliberation has been put into this project. Don't take this as an endorsement, just read some stuff and make up your own mind.

>>26717892
>>26717892
>almost from day one.
lmao. where the fuck do you think you are? we don't need retard money in bao dude, go read the docs yourself.

>BAO-ETH UNI-V2 LP token pool yields 32x more tokens than other pairs.

bulshit? another ETH pair with similar APY should be farming the same amount?

>>26710920
Any anons think about minting/trading stocks using BAO? Waiting for this shit to move onto DAI

>>26715657
>Hell we could create our own stock market. Fuck a fund.
Liking this idea. Unfortunately too many anons are just riding for gains.

>>26719960
yes it's not correct but don't go in my pool ok anon?

>>26719245
they have some shit LPs they are farming from. why?

>>26718888
1 BAO = 1 BAO

>>26720624
They'll just be left behind. Mark my words, there are more than enough of us (and enough BAO) to make this into a reality.

>>26720720
My best guess is that it's to attract more people holding weird alts to get invested in the project. I'm not entirely sure of the rationale, desu. But yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if some of those pools have like 5 people in them. Low-performing pools are removed on a regular basis, though.

Is it fine to buy bao on gate.io or do I need to do this uniswap shit

i just want to know if i can invest in crypto without needing bullshit paperwork.......

>>26721796
You can buy wherever but to stake (which is essential really) you need to provide liquidity on uniswap or

>>26721491
But how much is one bao. That's the question?

>>26710920
1) Where are we in the pump and dump cycle
2) What is the price target EOY
3) What is the suicide stack

>>26722237
10 mil is suicide, just ride it

>>26722237
this is not a pump and dump, this is the future of decentralized finance. start learning derivatives and you will understand why bao is a big fucking deal

i'm holding most of my stack until 10 cents usd

someone will post the moon shot graphic with bao tiers for you

>>26721694
>Mark my words, there are more than enough of us (and enough BAO) to make this into a reality.
Based. Buying the dip once it inevitably comes.

>>26722237

When is the moon mission? Holding a 1M I would like to sell

>>26722190
Enough to satisfy you, maybe not if you're really hungry

>>26722838
Patience. I once thought like you, sold bao at 10 because it was sideways and Im gonna make more money in another coin to buy more bao, then it pumped to fucking 90

>>26722838
ngmi

>>26723361
>>26723530
Already made a good amount, I am not fudding

>>26722724
based, thank you anon. any chiefs lurking?

BAOMAN MAKE US PROUD!!

>>26724064
I was a fucking chief before I tried to trade like a retard

>>26724064
Commander reporting in, assuming my farm doesn't drop too far in performance

There are space program leads though, as I have seen the votes measured in B's

>>26722724
100m for chief is bullshit. There are people I was speaking to in the discord who proved they have billions. One had 30 billion.

>>26724611
you can see in governance polls people are spending billions

>>26722724
this one is cuter!!

>>26724611
>here are people I was speaking to in the discord who proved they have billions. One had 30 billion.
wtf

>>26725477
peanuts

number stay same

>>26724980
Better.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE JUST AS WEALTHY AS WE ARE TODAY, TOMORROW!

>>26726423
you do realize good coins need crabing phases where the floor is consolidated, right?

>>26726136
Is it not going fast enough for you adhd zoomer?

>>26724380
hope you learned your lesson. buy and hold. maybe farm. fuck the trading meme. that's how you get played by whales.

>>26726675
>you do realize

>>26725477
If someone put 5k on BAO at around 0.00001, sold at the top of the first pump(20x) put everything in RBC, sold at the the top of first pump(30x) and put everything back into bao, he'd have around 60B bao, or 3M dollars

>>26727059
It's actually 34 million dollars. Your math sucks.

>>26727518
34 million now, 3 million at the time of the first big dump.

>>26727826
If you started farming with $10k from the first day you farmed tens of billion in the first week.
The 5% harvest was netting them literally hundreds of millions of Bao.
I reckon many of them will have sold that much earlier than now and will be quite sad about that.