/biz/ - Business & Finance

You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you.

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch

>>26711423
>>26711468
FUCK KIKES

SECURITIES LAWS AND RELATED SEC RULES BROADLY PROHIBIT FRAUD IN THE PURCHASE AND SALE OF SECURITIES, AND THE SECURITIES EXCHANGE ACT OF 1934, SECTION 9, SPECIFICALLY MAKES IT UNLAWFUL TO MANIPULATE SECURITY PRICES.

We need to go to $400, it's so boring right now.

>>26711468

set all my sell limits for the climb, let's go boys.

THREAD THEME LETS GO BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0

RYAN COHEN'S CHWY VALUATION 30B
RYAN COHEN'S GME FAIR VALUATION 30B
FUNDAMENTALS CHECK OUT
WE LIKE THE STOCK
WE LIKE THE STOCK
FUCK YOU PAY ME

>>26711468
Nigger

>>26711573
Right now I think it'll close around $350 and spike after hours

Send all the hedge fund jews back to Africa.

>>26711468
You have a point but also fuck you jew piece of shit
I'm just here to see what happens to these retards

>>26711468
DIDNT READ; NEVER SELLING
SWINGERS GET THE ROPE
FUCK WALLSTREET
FUCK HEDGIES
FUCK THE SYSTEM
CANT STOP
WONT STOP
GAME STOP

I want in. US citizen. Which brokerages aren't fake and gay?

>>26711423
SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW CAN THEY BUY BACK 140% OF SHARES???? HOW DO YOU BUY BACK MORE SHARES THAT EXIST IN THE MARKET?????????

Guys, why stock no go up?

From which boards did all you frens itt come from? How long will you hold?

I have been trying to reach my broker for around 4 hours now. My trading account is literally straight up blocked from buying. All I could do is drop some basic bitch ETFs I've been holding to free up the liquidity.

>>26711760
You can't. That's why it's supposedly illegal.

>>26711783
it probably will overnight
VOLUME ONLY 200K

>stocks could go back to 50 during after hours
I'M NEVER LISTENING TO YOU FAGGOTS AGAIN

>>26711468
Maybe you should build a system that isn't so easily manipulated by a bunch of man children.

g-guys should i put a stop loss order? if this shit drops to ~200 then i'm pretty much homeless

>>26711760
By cheating

>>26711812
call your lawyer on him

>>26711568
wow are all the hedges getting the rope?

>>26711857
It won’t. It will rise again.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHATS IT GOING TO BE AT CLOSING BOIS
WHATS IT GOING TO BE AT OPENING BOIS

This crabbing is insane
Hold the line boys!

>>26711863
take your money back idiot

>>26711468
>people didn't lose their homes in 2008
>people didn't lose their homes in 2020
>people will lose their homes in 2021
>There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you.
the loser on this trade won't be me.
if it is though, what do you care?
>Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x?
A person who does not want to be struck by the enemy’s arrows will have no divine protection. For a man who does not wish to be hit by the arrows of a common soldier, but rather those by a warrior of fame, there will be the protection for which he has asked.

>>26711760
i know right. all u gotta do is buy 1 share and set a $1 trillion dollar sell order. they HAVE to buy it, bro. :^)

>they are trying to buy the dip but it's not working :)))

I'm a tourist to /biz/
pls give me your advice
Is it to late to buy?
Should I spend an honest buck?
pls be gentle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EUbJcGoYQ4

Too based

lol, if u don’t understand how to get cash with market volume on crypto just delete your address and fuck off from this thread

Cmon, I am too experted to believe in this shit, that’s why I will get my base on Uni and use cascade for best cashflow with passive income

>>26711857
>stocks could go back to 500 during after hours
probably

>>26711468
NOT SELLING UNTIL $1000

OPEN UP THE LIMIT
PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN
REACHED THE TOP, BUT STILL YOU GOTTA LEARN HOW TO KEEP IT
HIT THE WHEEL AND DOUBLE THE STAKES
THROTTLE WIDE OPEN LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL
YOU COULD CRASH THE GATES (CRASH THE GATES)
GOING FOR THE BACK OF BEYOND
NOTHING GONNA STOP YOU, THERE'S NOTHING THAT'S WRONG
SO CLOSE NOW YOU'RE NEARLY AT THE BRINK
SO PUSH IT, OOH YEAH

>>26711857
Haha just little elbow ribbing m8 ;)

>>26711803
Pol
Will hold forever because fuck kikes.

>>26711855
how much volume was there yesterday?

>>26711863
No because they can see your stop loss and short attack to create a panic. Just hold

>>26711927

>>26711803
I'm from /pol/ and kept seeing threads about it, and I'll hold till 1k, make my money back and hold the rest

>>26711468
Legitimately funny to think about, but imagine trying to actually wrangle all people who traded GME during this time & prove that they were involved in some form of market manipulation for buying a stock that they heard was doing good. Good luck with that.

>>26711423
All of you retards who think that you can out-jew the jews in their own casino are going to learn some incredibly painful lessons. Take profits now and pay off your debts before you lose it all and destroy your future.

>>26711927
silly goyim this money belongs to israel

>>26711689
this
after hours are pro traders not this paper hand pussy boomer shit

Quick rundown on what happened today please?

>>26711803
/v/!

>>26711890
Its am american platform and I'm in the EU.

>>26711803
/i/ reporting in
holding until the end

>>26711982
>Is it to late to buy?
No. It's going to go way up in the next few days.
>Should I spend an honest buck?
Only ever invest what you can afford to lose anyway.

>>26711468
with jews you lose

/v/tard here, I'm gonna stick and begin to lurk

>Robinhood STILL fucking me over after 24 hours
I just wanted to jump on AMC goddamnit.

>>26711803
Mainly pass between /ck/, /fit/, /pol/, and /trv/. Sometimes /gif/ if I want to COOM

I already sold this morning, profited over $100k, so I'm pleased to have had the opportunity. I'll be annoyed if it goes to $1000, but that's ok, I made plenty.

>>26712028
the highest i've seen is 1.2m
regular seems to be around 500-800k
we're crabbing at <300

came from /pol and /co

>>26711863
don't you will then accidentally sell on a momentary dip and then you lose it all just keep your eyes on the charts if you wanna be safe

>>26711760
If your a mega rich hedge fund your allowed to bend the fabric of reality to make more money but is average Joes aren’t allowed to even buy a stock we like without being ultimately evil.
The system is totally rigged and that’s why we are going to fuck this hedge fund and anyone underwriting it into the dirt

>>26711423
$10 a pop

Got good long-term

>>26712065
What debt? I LIKE THE STOCK

WILL GME BE 400 TODAY OR WILL I ROPE?

>>26711803
/l/ here
too late and just watching the fun

>>26711423

Yesterday we started low and blasted near the end of the day plus Elon superfueled the after sale hours

Today we peaked early and are now sitting on those 100+% gains

>>26712027
>Pol

>>26711945
if this works then i can pay for college, i have no choice but to risk it all

>>26712030
ok

>>26711863
NO, they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

>>26711927
friedman

Wont the stock just end up going back to $10 if you just hold it forever? I don't understand how everyone's going to make money off of stocks if they can't sell

>>26711927
Yes... we need to encourage this guy to brag on tv about doing this. He's needs to be as self-righteous as possible.

>Reddit makes the news and is massively trending everywhere
>4chan nowhere to be seen

>>26712179
500 and some rope to prove it

DO NOT LET HEDGIES INTIMIDATE YOU. HODL

>>26711928
closing at 300 probably but the real story is what happens after hours

>use TD Amerishart
Is it over for me? Do I just try to cash out now and move it to robin hood?

Yes lads, Trading212 let me place a limit sell at $1000, at least I have that in place now, if they lock it up again with some other bullshit reason they'll still have to fulfill my order..right?

>>26711760
how can banks loan out more dollars than what's on their balance sheet?

>>26712276
good. it means those in the know respect rules 1 and 2

>>26712179
Anything above 300 close is great for tomorrow/monday no?

>>26712276
that's a good thing faggot

>>26711863
not financial advice at all but I really like putting a sell order at $5,000 a share, hell even $10,000, instead

but that's just what i like

>>26711803
/v/
I'm afraid of my dad but considering the circumstances I'm considering talking to him about it since he could easily buy like 5 shares
their response is so telling that I fervently believe they're about to take a massive fucking

Normies are switching to BB and NOK. Is the pump over?

All in 250k.

>>26711863
Watch it 24/7, like me. Sell when you get cold feet.

>>26712276
Because this whole thing was orchestrated by /r/wallstreetbets you fucking retard, you guys are just fucking hopping on the gravy train

>>26712276
Good. You really want more newfags?

>>26712107
Don't wait too long, it's gonna spike after closing today >>26712075

>>26711468
Israel delenda est

>>26711803
Don't have any stocks, just heading over from /v/ to watch it go down

>>26711423
At what price will you close lads?

>>26712276
And thats a good thing

>>26712276
good

>>26711568
THIS IS CORRECT WHICH MEANS THE PEOPLE WE ARE TAKING MONEY FROM ARE CRIMINALS

>>26712353
I don't know I don't trade stocks I'm just here from /pol/

>>26712266
They legally have to buy it back on friday. No matter what the stock price looks like

>>26712276
Excellent

>>26712366
no

>>26712276
we deserve it for not doing anything cool since 2016

>>26712309
How do you do this on Trading 212? I can't see the button on my laptop screen.

/g/ fag here, economy brainlet. Is this whole shit actually gonna fuck the Jew or it's just autistic shitposting? Is there a single jew with a headache right now trying t figure out how to win here? Don't they have more wealth than we can even imagine? How losing a couple of billions will do anything to them?

should we riot at melvin's hq?

>>26712353
>Anything above 300 close is great for tomorrow/monday no?
$350 would be better. That's where the shorts doubled down.

>>26711927
>Friedman

>>26712276
Let the redditors take the SEC cock while we make off with the cash

What's hilarious is that internet memetraders can't even take all the credit/blame for this flaming disaster
Something like this was bound to happen with hedge funds taking so many risks shorting vulnerable companies suffering from changing technologies
It is 100% their fault that they left themselves so vulnerable to buyers. Investors are going to take any opportunity they find.

Who would have thunk a failing game shop would be the catalyst of the second great depression

>>26711803
Moti/v/ated /v/irgin here. Been lurking for about a week now.

>>26712453
its really funnny how reddit is superior to biz

they hold the lines on GME like fucking chads because (even if its onions plebbit) they know who the fucking enemy is.
biz on the other hand, while knowing perfectly about the nose, drowning in disinformation and distracting shills, shits itself over some STOCK MARKET VOLATILITY.

4chan and especially biz became a fucking joke. who would have thought that plebbit is that much fucking brighter than the goys on 4chan. well how times have changed.

>>26711803
/vp/

>>26712276
As it should be, you dumb newfag.

Why are we crabbing

How will the market open tomorrow?
Should i sell now or wait untill the market closes and then see what happens?
Plz guys, i bought at almost 330, getting a little nervous here.

>>26712266
The hedge fund who made a promise to gamestop to buy 138% of their stocks on Friday is required to buy 138% of all stocks minus whatever they can grab while it's low.

My bank wasn't available on Robinhood so I have to wait two days to verify my account. How can I invest sooner than that? Like, RIGHT NOW. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

>>26712276
Good. If they knew the shit we were saying here, they'd start calling buying GME anti-semitic and scare normies away from buying.

Not much more Steam left today. We are already +110% up.

Buy now if you want a good deal before tomorrows premarket goes +20% compared to today again.

>>26712491
>/g/ fag here, economy brainlet. Is this whole shit actually gonna fuck the Jew or it's just autistic shitposting?
Both. You know it's going well when the kvetching and oy veys have been turned up to 12.

>>26712179
ALL
IN

>>26712456

>>26712078
A C C E L E R A T I O N

>>26712491
> Is there a single jew with a headache
YHNI

>>26711468
like you kikes ever cared about that in the first place

>>26712366
BB, AMC and NOK are pure shill. There's no short squeeze on those stonks.

>>26711803
Ayame is a whore.

>>26712065
I paid off my car note today thanks to the Jews shorting GME. Good times

>>26711948
Most retail traders only have a few hundred to a few thousand principal investment, it's the hedge jews that overplayed their hand. No matter what happens we win, that's the power of crowd sourcing

>>26711468
oh no the poor banks! they would never do those things to us, right guys?

>>26712607
343 here, holding out until monday simple as

>>26712598
Because most apps won't let people buy the stock anon. As long as it stays above 175 we golden, which lets be honest the chances of that happening are very likely.

>>26712469
So theres a window where we must check in and sell or is this really that easy? Cause I'm bout to go balls deep

>>26712658
woah

what is best to buy stock if you are in europe?

>>26711423
Biden and the treasury looking into anonymous posts about GME and others lmao. What can they possibly do? Force stop and just steal our fucking money?

>>26711803
/pol/

>>26711783
because haults

>>26711803
/int/ and my hands are made of pure Holdium

>>26712565
>biz on the other hand, while knowing perfectly about the nose, drowning in disinformation and distracting shills
This is the difference, shills can do damage control here, it's much much harder on reddit under you straight up delete their posts.

>>26711423
The squeeze is going to be biblical.

Gabriel Plotkin is a liberal dem.

so how long do we HODL ?

>>26712366
normie switch is when the real pump begins

>>26711803
/pol/ I should of fucking bought at 80
GODDAMNIT

>>26711423
>cold calling
Why the fuck would anyone do that? If you need the money and can't find a job why wouldn't you just become a trash collector or suck off strangers behind Wendy's? At least that's more honorable and you're left with more dignity.

>>26711803
/d/ here, gonna hold till at least the end of the year

Can someone please explain to me the hate against shortsellers? How do they "manipulate" the market? Do they tell the media to produce hit pieces or something

>>26711760
In our debt based economy it doesn't even matter if the money you're paying with actually exists so why would it matter if the commodities actually exist either?

>>26712276
Good. The last thing I wanna see on tv is some boomer screeching about
>the hacker 4chan

I have never smelled a hot woman's ass

>>26712799
chicken or beef

>>26712799
I mean what site

>>26711423
When will people sell? Do they sell? Mind you most involved are not used to volatility and might panic.

>>26711423
GME is a sure bet mathetmatically with known short positions and expirations and has massive normie and media attention right now

stop spreading chink bot and AMC shill pump n dumps to distract

>>26712799
I'm using Trading 212

>>26712797
Its a game of chicken. Eventually the gubment is going to step in and stop the economy from crashing, and you should pull out before that point for obvious reasons

>>26711423
Bump

be honest with me, is this shit going to pass $1000

should I get in now?

>>26712565
Anon, most of the paper handed people are literally just shitposting.

>>26711468
YOU STOLE MY PASTA

>>26711863
Never put in more than you can afford to lose retard

>>26711803
/mlp/
(thread is moving so fast jannies won't notice I posted a pony)

>>26712851
Probably the Chewy guy pulling his cash out

>>26712927
I have. and it wasn't very nice

WTF GME IS CRASHING

>>26711468
Oh no the cocksuckers at Lance and Birkman Co. won't be able to buy a 5th yacht this quarter. Eat shit.

>>26711573
Doesn’t matter as long as it’s above 115

So is it just going to keep crabbing because of artificial Jew manipulation? When does it take off again? Is this it?

>>26712872
If it aint 1k then you don't release that diamons grip

When I try to place a limit it says “the entered price value is too far from
The market value”. Why should that matter? If I want to hold until a stock becomes 1m per share I should be allowed regardless if it’s obviously never going to happen. F R E E M A R K E T

>>26712940
We sell on monday when the shorts expire and Melvin and friends get forced to buy no matter the price.

This is when the stock will enter +1000 territory.

>>26712483
click on the stock, should see buy and sell, then at the top of the little sell window you should see limit

>>26712989
let it all burn, i dont want a profit

>>26711573
Wait for the power hour, and then after hours.

Don't forget, after hours are also safer for whales and rich autists like Elon to make tweets about it without the SEC getting pissy.

RIP to the CLF tranny whom calls I bought for dirt when he said he was exiting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What an absolute clown!!

CLF tranny sold all his calls down 500k at 14.80 and now it's above 16!!!

Everyone should buy CLF calls to spite this tranny faggot LOL!!

I am up 20k on these already!!! What a clown haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>26713002
The last time this happened VW went to $1000. $1500 might be a reasonable upper estimate given inflation.

I have shares with limit sells in the $1000s, $10,000s, and even a share set at $1,000,000. You won't get what you don't ask for.

>>26711803
Been a /biz/let and /pol/lack for a while now. Mostly /pol/ though

>>26712940
No lower than 1k.

DOING UP THE SHORTS IS MY BREAD AN BUTTAH
ME THREADS PAGE THREE AND MY TENDIES SUPPAH
PUMP $GME IS THE SHOUT I UTTAH
AS I WAVE MY WAD TO THE HEDGIES IN THE GUTTAH

FREE FALL

>>26711803
Mainly /vg/ but also /v/ where I heard about this from.

>>26713040
:^)

it's over

>>26712940
if shit gets wild tomorrow might cash out enough to cover initial cost or 75% of it.... might
gonna be wild come monday

>>26711803
You know where I'm from, I love the posts that use this webm. I'm just here to buy a share and join the ride.

>>26712768
unbased

reminder that P/C ratio is still 3.958

AAAAAAAA SHOULD HAVE SOLD AT 380!!!!!!!!!!!

You guys need to stop! This is a virtual holocaust!!

>>26713098
after closing is the time

>>26711803
Unite to destroy Wallstreet!

>>26713107
>>26712483
oh and set it to GTC instead of end of day

But this still means I’ll be able to get surgeries from my doctor using Medicaid right? And EBT? And NEETbux?

>>26711519
>>26711587
>>26711712
>>26711738
>>26711861
>>26711948
>>26711948
>>26712014
>>26712056
>>26712099
>>26712449
Nigger this is a fucking pasta motherfuckers why do you reply to this shit go back to wherever you came from fucking mongoloids

>>26713002
As long as people at least hold tomorrow, friday is going to be where fortunes are made.

>>26713100
but redditors are also saying 1k is low because shorts are forced to buy at whatever we want to sell at ?

yes i'm a retard

Wanna lend my energy and buy 100 shares GME but HOW DO I GET STARTED WITH A BROKER

Robinhood WON'T LINK MY BANK

I JUST WANT TO STICK IT TO THOSE WALL STREET FUCKS

BUY DONT LET IT DROP BELOW 300

CRABBING

>>26711803
/a/

>>26712939
depends on your country
just use your bank or google what broker is good

>down nearly $100 from this morning

>>26713040
trixie a shit

>>26713083
it better be, so I can buy moar

>>26713255
Hello Rabi

>>26713300
EEEEEEEEE

>below 300
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26711803
/int/, to the fucking end

>>26713200
kek

Hello Biden if you are reading this post I really like this stock and believe it’s value to be somewhere between 10-15k per share if you would like to get in touch with Janet yellen to fire up the press that would be golden thank you

WTF IS HAPPENING??

291 AND I BOUGHT AT 318 FUCK YOU BIZ

>>26711423
DDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH

>>26711803

DO NOT SELL
DONT LET THEM SCARE YOU

BUY THE DIP

SUB 300
>SUB 300
SUB 300
>SUB 300
SUB 300
>SUB 300
SUB 300
>SUB 300

>>26711803
/pol/, and I've got my shares set to sell at 10k to prevent them from being "borrowed"...and maybe get more than a year of income in the process.

>>26713368
down 150
faggot, just hold

>>26713368
if you're bothered about a $100 loss get the fuck out of here you idiot

HODL
YOU KNOW THE GAMES THEY PLAY
HODL
THAT
LINE

>below $300
bros

IT'S DIPPING BELOW $300

>>26711423
Working to 1000!

>>26712353
>Anything above 300 close
WE GOT TOO COCKY REDDIT BROS

>292.5
How quickly will it recover above the $300 level?

Keep into perspective that we are still almost double up from yesterday

buy buy buy buy buy buy buy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g

last time to get out above 300

HODL YOU WEAKHANDED FAGGOTS

All the people who got in at 200 are gonna sell now? it's gonna crater right?

>299
It's over, biden won

HOLD IT
BUY THE DIP
FRIDAY IS THE DAY

>>26711803
/lit/ and I just want to see a big habbening for once.
Also, for those who speak spanish this guy explains this fuckery pretty well.
https://twitter.com/CokeJorge_/status/1354498295377354752?s=19

bought 1 stock at 323 and set a limit for 1k
am i retarded? will it happen?

WE'RE UP

>he didn’t sell yet
Oh nonono better dump it while you can anon

>>26713485
A MATTER OF SECONDS

>not buying at the free discount under $300

>>26711803
/tg/

>>26711803
/k/, the only thing more exorbitant in price than these stocks are ammo prices

Got this in my email
Effective after market close on January 27th, the margin requirement on long positions of GME (Gamestop) will increase from 30% to 100%. Margin requirement for short positions will increase from 130% to 200%.

The fuck? Should I sell?

>>26711760
They would have to buy 100% worth of shares, hope the actual owners of those shares sell, then buy those shares again.

Every one of these dips gets wrecked by bulls, NO SELLING

>>26713485
30 seconds

You guys said 400 by EOD...

>goes below 300 for a second
>already back to 310

>>26711803
My son told me to come here. What the hell is this place? Where do I register and log in?

THAT FUCKING RESPONSE

>>26713441
>>26713456
If we stay above 175 it will get a huge bump at open like it did today because of their fucked up calls.
Don't panic fren.

DO YOU NIGGERS KNOW ANY SOURCE FOR HOW MANY SHARES ARE SHORTED ATM?

>>26713478
>310
ez

>>26713485
about 2 seconds lmao

jesus, how many had buy orders for 300

BUY HOOOOOOLD

>>26713485
There you have it

Someone on /pol/ suggested looking into other shorted stocks and buying them. I stuck $500 of funny money into BBBY this morning, did I fuck up or am I going to be a millionaire in a month?

>>26712622
>The hedge fund who made a promise to gamestop to buy 138% of their stocks on Friday
are these kind of deals public, cant we get a list of more of these to also short after gamestop(reminder, dont sell gamestop for less than 1500)

>>26713508
imagine trying to explain this situation to biden lmfao

HOOOOOOLD DON'T LET THEM SCARE YOU, THEY'RE FORCING A CRAB DIP, IT WILL SOAR

>>26711568
holy fuck based. does this mean we take back the money and they go to jail? absolutely based. im all for (((Them))) to be jailed

>>26711803
/vg/ here. I made my robinhood account a week ago but only got recently confirmed so I missed out on GME. I bought 2 AMC stocks for $13 with the money I got from my birthday instead of Dyson Sphere Program.

Now is the time if you're coming in late.

>>26711803
/int/ reporting in
1k or bust

You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you.

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch

do i need to put a sell limit on? read something about them lending stocks or some shit? spoonfeed pls

It's going up. 400 USD tomorrow. Jesus Christ be praised!

>>26713560
eat shit, goldberg

IT'S THE DIP BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY

>>26711803
/pol/ and this ain’t about the money

>>26713581
okay now go the fuck to $1000. it was nearly $400 this morning. shitty scam

300 is the floor, feeling bullish

>>26713255
Because it's fun.

>>26713592
You have to put your credit card number in the name field

Put my whole roll in at 365 lads
I'm fucked

STOP PANICKING OVER NOTHING YOU PUSSIES AND HODL

>>26712650
this is a rare aerith, never seen it before

>>26713548
Yep. It must be shorts trying to cause a stop loss cascade.

>dripping below 300 momentarily
Don't be bitch made paper hands anons. It was as low as 249 this morning right after opening. Be a diamond hand gorilla. Diamonds are unbreakable like our will to hodl.

So what exactly happened today?
Did they try to short again?
Did normies start buying in?

The moment one retard sells thousands of people jump on it and push the price up again,

People love their cheapies.

>>26711423

FRIDAY IS NOT "THE" SQUEEZE
FRIDAY IS A GAMMA SQUEEZE, A NORMAL MARKET EVENT FOR SHORTS

THE HISTORIC SHORT-SQUEEZE THAT HAS EVERYBODY FROTHING AT THE MOUTH FOR TENDIES COMES IN THE FOLLOWING 1-2 MONTHS
BUT ONLY IF YOU DON'T SELL YOUR STOCK EARLY LIKE MORONS

STOP GETTING SO EXCITED OVER HOLDING MONEY THAT THE WALLSTREET ASTROTURFING SHAKES IT RIGHT OUT FROM YOUR WEAK PUSSY ASS PAPER-HANDS!
DIAMOND HANDS

HOLD THE STOCKS THRU FRIDAY, THE HISTORIC SHORT-SQUEEZE COMES AFTER FRIDAY, THIS SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN JUST OVERNIGHT
FRIDAY IS JUST THE GAMMA, HOLD THRU FOR THE SHORT SQUEEZE

Pasta Post
>$300 is perfect buying opportunity!

Disclaimer:
>this is performance art
>I identity as a Bundle of Sticks
>this is my opinion, it is not financial advice

Pro Tip:
>if you own GME shares, set a sell limit order at a high price (like $5,000+)
>this prevents your broker from being able to loan your shares out to shorters and they are forced to keep those shares in reserve
>also brokers sell limit order data to hedge funds and HFT, they will shit themselves knowing the sell wall is at 5,000+

Beware of the Melvin Shills:
>We only buy GME
>We buy every dip. At this rate, the price doubles every day
>We only hold GME, we never sell
>if we do decide to sell, we need at least a million buckaroos

Reminder:
>Performance Art from a Bundle of Sticks
>We buy this stock because we love video games and GME is a great company
>We love this stock!!!

>>26713592
this is a nigger loving forum welcome

HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDD


HHHHHHHHOOLLDDD
THE
LINE

HERE WE FIGHT, HERE WE TAKE WHAT IS OURS

https://twitter.com/miakhalifa/status/1354506454166736898?s=20

yes, my queen

>>26713255
i like how you gave me 2 yous while everyone else only got 1

>>26713560
Sell only what you must to keep out of margin maintenance. Personally, I'm avoiding margin entirely here because of the jewry they will pull.

They'd rather find some gay way to force liquidate you for easy shares than pay you the unknown infinite price.

>>26711568
>buying a stock is price manipulation
>shorting more stock than is available is not price manipulation

>>26713579
Retard power hour hasn't even begun

>>26711803
/v/ reporting in
Where we are going we don't need brakes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM

buy the dip
>buy the dip
buy the dip
>buy the dip
buy the dip
>buy the dip

>>26713356
UK if that helps.

>>26713555
how many Warlord Titans will you be buying?
>may-ybe 1/2

>>26711803
Im a regular /biz/ browser. And i will never ((((sell)))

FUG I bought mine at 320, should have waited

>>26713685
An essex poster outside of the alg containment thread. Rare.

Are we not just playing a simple game of Prisoners's Dilemma here? If we stand together, we will win beyond big. But anyone of us can walk away right now with a little something and make the rest of us stand there with our dick in our hands. Sure they aren't buying islands, but they are getting a house, we are getting nothing. We are all strangers, why would you not sell me out for a house? Both of us get islands? Sure, in our dreams no?

>>26713706
nigger i'm powered by spite, autism, and dr pepper. i'm not even going to sell at the peak because I want to see these kikes squirm and squeal like the stuck pigs they are

>>26713040
Based as fuck

300 IS THE DIP. BUY IT, IT WILL BE 400 TOMORROW

I don't even know anymore

>>26713629
Fucked up bro, squeezing a short requires coordinated meme energy, focused on GME rn

BUY THE DIP YOU RETARDS

IT WILL NEVER GET BELOW 310 AGAIN

>Too busy trading shitcoins to get in on this
>All the apps I can use with my money to trade stocks take 3 days of confirmation

FUUUCK

Is the limit price the USD market value or in my britbong currency?
helpls am just tourism

>>26713789
>A World With No Brokers

>>26713768
Fucking christ

>>26713722
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

>>26713768
>also shilled nokia
BUY BUY

>>26713722
>OLLOWING 1-2 MONTHS
>BUT ONLY IF YOU DON'T SELL YOUR STOCK EARLY LIKE MORONS
If you expect people to hold for months you are a fucking retard

>>26713775
this. i'm not touching calls, options, leverage or any of that jew shit that i know they'll have some secret rule and contingency for. JUST BUY THE STOCK

JUST FUCKING HOLD
And buy the dip if possible

>>26713581
Second time this happened. Panic selling faggots BTFO'd. They probably blew their loads early and lost money, they are going to feel really bad when it jumps up to 500 and they realize they screwed themselves out of easy money.

My biggest worry is if it dips to $250 because I have my stop loss set there, and then it goes right back up afterwards. These dips are stressing me out for that reason.

sell me put orders you retards

>>26713768
I hate this

>>26711803

I am anticipating the share to be extremely volatile over the next 2 days, as more people are buying in, and the hedges are trying to trigger panic-sells. I'm optimistic for $100/share buy-in but realistically now might be $250/share buy-in.

Friday is the GAMMA squeeze, NOT the short squeeze that is the historic event
The gamma squeeze is another regular type of market event involving shorts, but it IS NOT the short squeeze that has everybody frothing at the mouth for tendies

The short squeeze comes after Friday.
Interest on shorts will continue to accumulate against hedge fund capital, and *will continue to increase for so long as people hold their stock*
This is a ransom situation. We hold their ever increasing debt, but they can only buy it back when we're willing to sell it.
The longer we wait, the longer interest goes up, the larger the slice of everybody's payout
It's an imbalanced game and we have the permanent advantage, but the imbalance happened because they shorted more gme stocks than existed. It's a shady practice usually finger-wagged at, questionably legal, but they used it and landed themselves here. They tried to artificially drive Gamestop out of business, but got caught on a bad wager, and now we hold their debt

Wallstreet's pockets are deep, people
Most expensive stock is Berkshire Hathaway, at $320,250 per share
Wallstreet's pockets are DEEP

All the talk about sell at $1k/share for gme on Friday is astroturf to spook paperhands into giving up stocks, confusing the gamma squeeze for the short squeeze
As it becomes more apparent how many huge hedges are becoming bycatch in this net of shorts, the projection of where gme will land changes with it. 2k-5k is becoming more attainable.

But any of it only works if we hold
It's prisoner's dilemma. We're playing the game of prisoner's dilemma
The question is which anons with stock buckle first.

>>26713847
Go away. You literally don’t even understand what is happening.

Give me streams to watch boomers seehte

300 is the new 75
hang on guys

>>26713847
Normally this is true for a pump and dump, but since they have shorted the shares by more stock than exists. We lose nothing to hodl, but for every day that goes by the hedgies are hemorrhaging millions.
Quite literally hodl and we become rich.
The bag holders are the shortsellers.

New

>>26714015
>>26714015
>>26714015

>>26713040
Rekt

>>26713831
328 here

HOLD THE LINE YOU PUSSIES

>>26713581
295 now

>>26713934
I’m sure she is.

Don't sell.

Don't be the anon who ends up crying because he went out with 400% profit if it could have been 1500% profit.
You will just bitch and annoy us for weeks.

>brokerage account got the cash at last
FUCK YEAH
...
Could you dip into 250$, please? I don't have enough to buy a single share.

>>26713995
Get rid of your stop loss you tard

>>26713806
i'm in UK too and i use etoro. it's usually pretty good but as you probably saw, pretty much all brokers, apps, exchanges etc were getting shut down/made unresponsive today.

>>26713146
BIG BRAIN OVER HERE.
FOOL IS NOT THE ONE SELLING OVERPRICED STUFF
FOOL IS THE ONE PAYING FOR OVERPRICED STUFF.
AND WE JUST FOUND SOME FOOL FORCED TO BUY ALL THE STUFF HE BORROWED AT ANY PRICE AVAILABLE.
le: captcha was boats

What should we expect on Friday? I've never experienced a short squeeze before.

>>26713722
nigga a hear you but i started with 100.000 i will sell when i have like 5x

>>26713806
anons say trading 212 but they had problems today and it takes days to register or deposit. surely you can buy through your bank without delays

>sub 300
b-bros what

what happens when all the money is in the stocks

>>26713836
Not really.

reminder that we are still on track.

>>26714118
$300 is a good price. Buy it now. I dont think that its possible for it to go lower than $270, or even $300. Support is too strong

GUYS, WHAT SERVICE SHOULD I USE TO BUY GME IN THE UK???

NEVER SELL

Is there any away at all for them to get out of this? The more they short the worse the situation correct?

You can't set a limit if you buy less than one share on 212 right? What does this mean for us tards that don't know shit but find it funny helping the cause of making Hesh et al seethe?

>>26713747
>>We buy every dip.
How do you do that when all your money is already invested in the stock?

>>26713995
>using stop losses when these apps are funneling stoploss info to melvin

>>26713847
It's not a simple game of prisoner's dilemma, it's a very complex, massively sized one, where dozens, hundreds of individuals can take theirs and leave without having any actual impact on the end result. It's not even a dilemma anymore, we've already won.

>>26714010
If it hits 1500 im selling

>>26711988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX6-jPy98YA

>>26712905
Short sellers have been kicked out of 109 countries and want to replace you and your culture with cattle chattel

>>26714380
sell more shitcoin

>>26713831
>>26714081
Hopefully normies will offload the bag from you frens

Gamers are redistributing property. Giga based!

ITS FREEFALLING ITS OVER

So I'm curious, if compound lending is what has led to the over-shorted 100%+ of float, what's to stop them from borrowing non-existent shares to cover their positions Friday?

Basically, why can't they borrow like that infinitely and indefinitely to avoid being called/liquidated?

Now I'm at a less than 300k gain for the day this is bullsh aaand its back aaand its gone aaand its back...

>>26714344
etoro, revolut...

>>26714010
ok but Im afraid that the SEC is going to fuck this up or that theyll just file bankruptcy

>>26714010
Yes you already posted this. Normalfags will absolutely not hold for 2 months.

Someone pmease explain this after hours thing to me. How does the price change if the market is closed and noone can buy or sell?

>>26711803
/pol/ sort of, holding forever

>>26714468
300 is the floor

Oh no now we are just up 100%

>>26714515
They'd need somebody to lend them the shares in the first place. I doubt that'll happen.

>>26714515
The jig is up. Who is going to lend that to them now knowing they won’t get paid?

>>26711803
/tg/ and I'm holding until I see Gabriel Plotkin's obituary

>>26714605
only the jews are allowed to

>>26712896
Just like your nut, amirite?

WE GAAN

>>26711803
/r9k/ the prospect of free money is enticing

>>26713722
The entire point of this is going in fast and hard and getting out. We aren't investors, we're gamblers.

>I remember praying that GME would get above 115 by Friday

>>26714591
>that theyll just file bankruptcy
The contract still has to be fulfilled
The broker or underwriter is responsible in that instance

>>26714766
Ayy you're back

>>26714121
Ok

WHAT DO I DO IF IM NOT AMERICAN?? HOW DO I GET IN ON THIS?

We saw it deep even harder on Monday, and now look at where we are.
The sale dump hasn't happened. The squeeze hasn't happened.
*This is not financial advice and I am not a financial advisor.

>>26714434
HE EXPLAINS THIS VERY WELL. EVERYONE WATCH. THIS IS WHY YOU DO. NOT. SELL.

>>26711803
/out/
I'm just looking for the money to fuck off innawoods forever

>>26714591
Bankruptcy doesn't stop them from paying. It just makes it so that they can go "we have no money" and not pay their lenders. The people who own the stocks still get paid.

>>26714951
>not american
ngmi