/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hedge funds aren't the same as the big investment banks

>>26702490
Hahaha no.

We're crashing the market with no survivors.

>>26702490

>>26702490
No the gamers are rising up as was foretold in the prophecy

>>26702490
It's not mooning, we're going straight into the abyss with this fucker. Some will jump ship when the time comes and make off with a pretty penny, but the collapse of the financial system will make that money worthless.

It's happening and nothing can stop it.

Welp they shouldn't have invested more than they could lose haha

>>26702701
You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you.

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch

>>26702490

We'll bring down the jewish oppressors

>>26702490
CRASH THIS BITCH TO THE FUCKING GROUND!!!!
They wanted a reset, well here it comes baby!

>>26702490
We don't have to enter a depression if they let the hedge funds fail.

>>26702490
I bet $14.88 on gamestop.

You're going to the gas chamber, Edgar.

>>26702490

>>26702983
sneed

>>26702680
pretending to be retarded? Every bank has a 'proprietary trading desk' which is a hedge fund backstopped by the bank. Some like goldman have multiple and large percentage of their portfolio in it

>>26702490
>merchant gambles
>merchant loses bigly
>merchant tries to reverse his bet saying it's unfair
wew

>>26702922
n-no goy, that advice only applies to you, not us chosen people...

>bailed out
wow 0% risk 100% reward, very fair :^)

What's bad about depression? Doesn't it make shorting much easier, because you know everything is going down? Sounds like ez gains.

>>26702983
good, the whole system should burn.
>communism for the rich
>individualism for the poor

>>26702983
You see how shit this pandemic is? We were fucked either way, only difference is we're taking big bank down with us

>>26702983
I know that this is copypasta, but regardless, that's the entire point.

NO
SURVIVORS

>>26702490
Hedgies eternally BTFO!

>>26702983
>Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years
I cant wait to see autists learning law and starting representing themselves

>>26702798
Reported to twitter for anti-Semitism

>>26702490
we're just cutting the fat

>>26702983
You just posted the /biz/ equivalent of the navy seal copypasta

>>26702490
All they have to ask themselves was it worth it not letting us play video games without getting pozzed?

>>26702490
All investments are a risk :^)

>>26702490
The game stops here. Liquidate Wall Street!

>>26702983

Please explain me: why friday? Is there some set time when the hedge fund has to cover the position? And how is this known? I am super confused.

>>26703259
How large? What matters is how exposed the overall economy is to these full retard shorts

>>26702701
Just as planned

>>26702983
>we want less regulations
looks what happened

>>26702983
FUCKING BASED IF YOU ASK ME

>>26702490
t. Morel Shekelsburg

>>26702490
You ask for a great reset, you get a great reset
Only logical

>>26703849
Leave /biz/, before we take all of your money. This is your only warning.

The SEC and the media are both enemies of the people.

>>26704101
stfu and answer his question, i want to know it too

>>26703939
To gamestop specifically? Probably very little. To overextended / fraudulent shorts in general? Very.

>>26702983
This is pasta

>>26702983
Diamond hands

>>26704101
I am heels deep in crypto and I have been here for two years. Just explain me this gamestop short payback date, please?

>>26702983
>You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you?

>People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result.
By "people" you mean the lizards who made bank when the market crashed and millions of actual people lost their homes and futures in 08 and 2020, right?

>>26702983
I've been training for years. Come at me, you filthy kikes! Your day has come! You know what you've done.

>>26702490
FUCK THAT SHIT THATS HOW THEY ARE TRYING TO TRICK US

FUCK NO, ITS TIME TO GAIN BACK SOME CONTROL OVER THOSE GREEDY MOTHERFUCKERS

>>26703849
>Is there some set time when the hedge fund has to cover the position?
Yes, that's Friday.
>And how is this known?
Oh look at you, asking on confidential insider info on a Taliban flute manufacturing forum.

>>26702983
PEE PEE POO POO IS MY ANSWER TO THIS

>>26704258
>>26704360
DYOR

>>26702490
Stop?
uhh it's not the retail investors, it's the hedgefunds and big banks. Prices are only going up b/c they tried to short it 138%.

>>26702490
What's the problem bud? You want to bring down the zog system with the funny meme stock or not?

>>26702983
WE LIKE THE STOCK

Fuck them, they knew the risks

>>26702490
>make money from GME
>buy gold with money
>economy collapses
>become the richest man

>>26702490

>>26702983
they have done the same and fucking worse to normal people over 20 years in a row. It's our time to win even some of it

>>26704101
Pajeets don’t have the power to take my money

>>26704444
Quad quads confirm.

>>26702983
le nigguhr cries in fear

sneed

NEVER SELLLLLLLLLLL
FUCK THEM

>>26702983
>these words colloquially on these forums don't mean what they do in the real world, much like "bull" and "bear" mean different things on wallstreet, a farm, and a gay bar.

>>26702701
Based.

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>>26704625
Fuck you, my dick is bigger, my girl is hotter, my face looks nicer, I have a dank career, come from a fantastic family, run fat deals, work hard, have worked hard for my shit, and I do exactly what I say. You didn’t do shit here.

>>26704631
>>26704444
These. It’s a game of chicken now. Diamond hands boys!

Which hedge fund has the highest building to jump off of? Asking for a friend.

>Make multi-billion dollar gamble
>Lose multi-billion dollar gamble so hard it is going to cost you the pants you're wearing
>NOOOOOOOOOOO BANKS HELP ME THIS CAN'T HAPPEN I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE MONEY NO NO NO MAKE THE NORMAL PEOPLE STOP BUYING HELP ME HEBREWMAN

>>26702490
They expect one of us in the wreckage

>>26702983

i finally was able to buy 3.5 shares. eat my nuts jews

>>26704752
1 post from this ID (You)

>>26704867

All I see is lots of opportunity in the coming weeks/months

>>26702983

Sounds like a free market to me.

>>26704752
>run fat deals
Not anymore, you don't!
HAHAHAHAHA

>>26703849
Options are contracts that can be bought and sold. 1 option contract can be turned in for 100 shares.if your contract is for 100 shares at $200 then you can turn in your contract and buy the 100 shares for $200. Right now the price of the stock is above the price of every option contract strike limit ($200). That means that everyone, if they wanted, could turn in the contract and buy the shares. Now here the problem: the people who wrote up the contracts don’t have shares to sell. They will have to buy 100 shares at the current price ($330) and then turn around and sell them to the contract holders at the strike price ($200). Now imagine them having to do that for every single contract that has been sold and you can see how they’d have to sell fucktons of shares for losses. HERES THE BEST PART: There aren’t enough shares for sale to give to every contract holder. When they have to buy shares to give to the contract holder the share price is going to go way way up, and they’re CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to buy the shares. They’re fucked

>>26702872
This is what they get for fucking over Trump. They denied Kek, now they must pay.

>>26704752
ok nigger

yes it’s very likely actually hedge funds can’t be allowed to lose billions when the democratic market decides to pump and dump their 4000x leveraged short on .0025% of their portfolio
there very well could have been manipulation
from other hedge funds looksing to increasing their market share

>>26702490

>>26702490
Have we started the fire?

>>26703221
based

>>26702490
bailed out?
you fucking failed as a business, walk away u shitstain

>>26705010
Theres got to be a loophole somewhere. I can’t see them going down without a fight. There’s no contractual date that the options have to be repurchased?

>>26705231
Won't happen by the time the nuke goes off.

>>26703331
bitch better have my money.

Buy NOK. GME is finished.

>>26702983

It's the Gamestopapo, Open up, Kike!

>>26704752
>run fat deals
Oh you are running from this one fat deal huh Melvin

>>26705231
r/ing pink wojack edit

>>26702490
power to the players

>>26705566
Based as hell

>>26702490
>>26702983
>"Gamers" are once again on the front lines creating massive world altering ripples against the system.
Such power

>>26702701
They expect on of us in the wreckage brother.

>>26705447
The "loophole" is that these rich faggot jews get bailed out no matter the loss they incur. The only thing that gets damaged is their reputation but they got millions to pay the politicians back and they don't give a fuck how the average joe thinks about them.

gamers rise up lmao

I'm in. Just sold my Bitcoin and bought a bunch of calls on gme and amc. yolo.

>>26705231
mutt and a wojak. america.

>>26702490

>>26706032
based

>>26702490
They won't bail out hedge funds when people still can't get their stimulus checks. People would come back to the Capitol and this time they wouldn't leave.

>>26705932
>>26702983
>>26702490

>>"Gamers" are once again on the front lines creating massive world altering ripples against the system.
>Such power

GamerGate 2: Can't hide in a Walled off Street Edition. We are coming for your Loot.

>crash the economy with no survivors
>BTC and ETH moon 100x as a result
>all the peasants are millionaires now no matter what you invested in

>>26706214
how do we convince black people that wall street is stealing from them?

>>26706170
MONITORING
THE
SITUATION

>>26706305
>>crash the economy with no survivors
>>BTC and ETH moon 100x as a result
>>all the peasants are millionaires now no matter what you invested in

:)

>>26702490
And miss out on all the cheapies to buy with my GME gains? No, Sir.

>>26705949
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA

>>26702983
you lost schlomo

>>26705447
If I own the option, I don’t have to sell it. They can’t repurchase it if I won’t sell it. Now if I don’t have the money in my account to buy 100 shares the only way I’ll make money is to sell it, then they could try to buy it back but they’d be competing with everyone else. One thing I can say is they delta hedge. Meaning they by (100 shares x delta of option). So they should be holding most of what they need, but not all of it. IF they’re smart nobody will offer options contracts at higher prices. The higher strike prices keep pushing the stock price higher through gamma squeezes

>>26703104
wow how did we not think of that

>>26702798
MELVIN
MELVIN
BROTHER OF THE JOKER
MELVIN
MELVIN
BROTHER OF THE JOKER

>>26704752
CANT STOP
WONT STOP
GAME STOP

GET FUCKED MELVIN POSTERS. ENJOY THE FLIGHT FROM THE 100th FLOOR

>>26702490
Fuck them. Keep buying.

>>26703330
We crash everything .
They continue to short.
we continue to squeeze ..rinse repeat until all of wall street is owned entirely by neets.

>>26706170
K KEEP ME POSTED

>>26706170
>WHITE HOUSE monitoring situation INVOLVING GAMESTOP
>WHITE HOUSE
>GAMESTOP
I never thought in my life I would see these words put together in the same sentence.
What's next, the president saying gamergate 2.0
LMAO, I'm fucking dying.

ha
hahaha
hahahahahaha
ahahah
ha

>>26706339
Let them get bailed out first then turn the golem on its master

>>26705117
Kek is a chaos god, anon
Biden caused more chaos than Trump

>>26702983 lol we’re crashing this train and there’s nothing you can do about it

>>26702983
We just wanted to play videogames, dude. Why did you have to make us do it?

>>26706903
IT WAS NEVER ABOUT GREED FOR US.

I wish someone bailed me out when I do something stupid

>>26706501
I just buy shitcoins this it too advanced for me but I get the general idea

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>>26707198
Honk honk you decrepit old bimbo

>>26706990
>>WHITE HOUSE monitoring situation INVOLVING GAMESTOP
>>WHITE HOUSE
>>GAMESTOP
>I never thought in my life I would see these words put together in the same sentence.
>What's next, the president saying gamergate 2.0
>LMAO, I'm fucking dying.

It is time to pull the curtain up. The Clown show is in full momentum boys.

>>26702490
ROTFLMFAO

>Its gamer's faults that kikes shorted more stocks THAN EXIST

The fun part of this is that it's a genie's out of the bottle moment. Short selling is a fucked and extremely exploitable system. It's now blatantly obvious people can use short sellers as glorified ATM machines, and there's really no way to stop it without rules changes that can never get sold to the general public. It will be easier to let it blow now and ban short selling going forward. Even if the government doesn't do it, the big banks will because they're not covering this shit going forward. Buy while you can, because this shit won't last.

>>26702490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ToOGrUQ7ME&feature=emb_title


if they bail them out WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO FUCKING WAY!!!

>>26702490
FUCK THAT!
BURN IT ALL!
RAZE IT TO THE GROUND!
COLLAPSE IS NEEDED!
ACCELERATION!
WE WELCOME THE END TIMES!

>>26706903
Jew begets neet
Neet becomes jew
Neets inherit the earth

>it's a bunch of internet morons faults
Oh okay. Nobody is gonna ask the hedgies why GME was shorted 140%? This is what happens when you can just make money up.

>>26702490
NUMBER
GO
UP

>>26707198
>>26707046
>Biden, we have a problem with Gamestop
-game huwat?
>it's those gamers, sir, they're back.
-who is this?

>>26707427
AND WE BRING YOU LIVE SHOTS FROM INSIDE THE NON-WHITE HOUSE SITUATOIN ROOM

What am I lying about?

Fuck you, my dick is bigger, my girl is hotter, my face looks nicer, I have a dank career, come from a fantastic family, run fat deals, work had, have worked hard for my shit, and I do exactly what I say.

Pic related its me and my bitch.

>>26702701

>tfw biden is pres
>tfw gamers crash the economy
>tfw biden is blamed for the next great depression
>tfw jews kvetching
what a fucking timeline. the Trump curse is alive and well. this plan is amazing

>>26702983

>be me new investor
>learn about stuff
>see gme at 100
>damn from what i read i really should buy this and sell before the contract expires
>turns out my instinct was right
My instinct could have been wrong too, im gonna apply my judgement to a lot more situations and if my instinct is right all those times i'll start investing.

Sadly my instinct tells me this was a once in a lifetime situation, because of what i read after this monday the profit was almost guaranteed.

but surely other lucrative, altough not as much, situations will appear

its just life anon, at least youre healthy

>>26702701
Have we started the fire?

>>26705360
The fire rises!

>>26702983

>>26702490
>may NEED to be bailed out

Maybe work will set them free after they can’t just move money around anymore

>>26702490
wait, similar as in, there are other shorted stocks that could be applied the same treatment? lets fucking do it

>>26702490
>Bailed out
FUCK the government if this shit happens. The fucking Democrats have been sniveling for ten fucking years that the big bad Republicans kept "protecting" Wall Street, now they have uniparty control of fucking congress.

If one fucking dime goes to these kikes I will never fucking vote anything but down-ticket Repub again for the rest of my life.

RIP to the CLF tranny whom calls I bought for dirt when he said he was exiting!!!

What an absolute clown!!

CLF tranny sold all his calls down 500k at 14.80 and now it's above 16!!!

Everyone should buy CLF calls to spite this tranny faggot LOL!!

I am up 25k on these already!!! What a clown haha!!!!!

>>26702490
It is just a few billions, they have trillions and trillions of dollars.

>>26702983
What's the equivalent of "glow" but for Jews?

The one good thing about clown world is that we get amazing days like today.

>>26705447
>Theres got to be a loophole somewhere
Yes. Melvin's parent company (or has a large ownership, i don't quite know the relationship) is Citadel. Citadel does robinhood order flow, and Scwab if I'm not mistaken. They handle a solid 20% of stock trades.
Now look at what's happened all week:
>stoppages.
>Simultaneously all brokers down at open. Limits no executing.
>pic related on several, whether disclosed or not.
>potential 30 day "cool off period" on GME instituted by SEC.

>>26708754
kvetching

>>26702490
When you have millions, does it matter? just means you can buy more at the bottom and become like every other piece o shit rich person...... GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>26708895
How the shit is that not a conflict of interest?

>>26702490

>>26709116
They are above the law. Welcome to life newfag.

Gamestop is too small to crash the economy. One or two hedge funds is nothing, sadly

>>26704752
I hope you put all this pilpul in your suicide note Friday, perma virgin.

>>26708895
If they don't get the result they want, they just put their finger on the scales and call it good. Fuck these guys, and fuck stonks, and fuck every last billionaire for thinking they own the system!

>>26707532
China banned short selling for a while in 2015 when their shit flash crashed.
Spain, France and some other fucks banned short selling during the height of the bank crisis.
Now it's alost time for the US to act, but can they ban short selling for long? I don't think so

>>26702701
based and banepilled

>>26708895
What the fuck is this? It's your money, TD is just a broker.

>>26706339
It is.

>>26704444
THE QUADS HATH SPOKEN

>>26709568
Shorting is a human right. We should be able to short much more than just companies

>>26702701
Yes

>>26709568
They absolutely cannot. To much of the US economy is stabilized by shorts, while it's retarded and a waste of money, it's also part of the bubble gum nigger-rig job that's holding our matchstick economy together.

Now granted, the average Jew is not very sagacious, and the average Democrat holds political beliefs somewhere between Young-Earth Creationism and Flat-Earthism on the scale of coherence, but there is no way they can pitch anything like this to their electorate, but without getting rofflestomped in the midterms.

>>26709116
Yes. So what? At worse, it's a class action lawsuit.
Have you ever been a part of one? My grand uncle got $420 from Toyota after his wife parked her uncontrollably accelerated Camry on top of a taco truck after ramping off a tree. Her death three days after the hospital was deemed largely unrelated and due to a heart condition +old age. the payout was nearly eight years after incident.
Equifax paid $125 after pretty much allowing anyone to steal anybody's identity. Or at least they claim they have, two people i know affected have yet to see a dime and were defaulted to the "free year of credit monitoring" starting three years after the leaks...

>>26702983
sorry I live in a free country unlike USA and won't get prosecuted

>>26702490
We’re just fucking cattle.

>>26710615
The equifax shit was the worst
>Yea china has all your info now, because we mishandled your credit card info
>No we don't believe we owe you $125, take this credit monitoring free trial

>>26702983
SEETHE KIKE

>>26702490
"oy vey, another jew lost $5? I need $10 as muh reperations"
i fucking hate kikes so much

>>26702490
I want these hedge funds to fail

>>26702701
fucking lol. you redditors are pretty savage. im not surprised, you have rap and basketball jammed down ur throat for long enough and eventually you want everything to burn

>>26704752
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>26702983
Unironically yes I want to watch the world burn desu

Where can we send stationary and pens to wall street scum for their suicide notes on Black Friday II?

>>26702490
You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

>>26702490
Maybe these faggot funds should’ve thought about their unethical business practices.

>>26706339
Tell them the truth

>>26702490
>Uhh biz bros? Maybe we should stop before we bring down the entire economy and enter a depression...
Why? It's going to happen anyways within a couple years. We might as well be the ones to make bank off of it instead of some vultures on Wall Street.

what part of 'crashing this plane with no survivors' don't you understand?

>>26705415
>a jew walking away from money
lol OK

>>26702490
if we have money then how would we be depressed?

Was all the "Happenings" that occurred in 2020 wasn't enough for you fuckers?

>>26702490
>>26702701
It's our time, everyone knows now how fucking stupid easy it can be to make money in the market now at certain times. Boomers and kikes seething.

>>26702490
>money redistributed
>economic collapse
choose one

>>26702983
This IS the transfer of wealth, get fucked kike

>>26702983
You fucking based boys really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing Jews to lose billions of dollars. Jews will lose their homes, mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words but at the end of the day WE DID IT REDDIT.

Trumps inauguration speech is making a whole lot more sense right about now.

>>26711899
>Was all the "Happenings" that occurred in 2020 wasn't enough for you fuckers?

We are coming for Round Two. GG

>>26702983
Good.

>>26704752
You have all those things but guess what we have?

Your fucking balls, and we squeezing them son!

>>26712193
>You’re causing Jews to lose billions of dollars.
Jews will lose their homes, mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result.
Frankly, I'd find it hilarious if the Western diaspora went from upper class life to working as janitors in Tel Aviv and getting shat on by Israelis with worse credentials for years on end like the Russians who moved there in the 90s were.

>>26711899
>force everyone to be inside and stop living life outside
>people find other ways to entertain themselves and make money
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!

Just remember when gamestop acquires steam that you made this happen. Your greed killed the summer sales and free mods.

>>26713425
>implying Gabe wouldnt hold valve in his cold dead hands

>>26704752
fucking AHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>leave immediately

>>26702701
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>>26702490
HOOOOoooOOOmMMMMmmMmmmmm
OO OOO oooO oOO oOmMMMMMMMm

THE GOYIM KNOW
I REPEAT THE GOYIM KNOW

SHUT
IT
DOWN

HOOoooOOoMMmmmmmmmmmm
HOOOhhhOHMmmmmmMMMmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOyTrSNrD3E

>>26702490
They shouldnt have shorted gamestop then. Not our fault.

>>26713425
I pirate all my games nigger

>>26702983
all fucking kikes will fucking hang. fuck you, fuck you 1000 times you dirty sub-human hook nosed beast.

>>26713572
How is Gabe these days? Feels like I see and read less and less about every year.

>>26702983
thanks for convincing me to buy shares now

>>26702983
stop listening to the bot. This isn't a person it's been spammed on every website that's talking about this right now.

Keep trying to push down momentum you KIKE faggots. You won't win this one

>>26711899
How can you be this much of a boot licker?

Is your dad a Jewish hedge fund manager?

>>26713874
>Kiwis are getting in on this
How much is Null gonna lose on investment lol

Pasta Post
>$304 is a steal for GME!!!

Disclaimer:
>this is performance art
>I identity as a Bundle of Sticks
>this is my opinion, it is not financial advice

Pro Tip:
>if you own GME shares, set a sell limit order at a high price (like $5,000+)
>this prevents your broker from being able to loan your shares out to shorters and they are forced to keep those shares in reserve
>also brokers sell limit order data to hedge funds and HFT, they will shit themselves knowing the sell wall is at 5,000+

Beware of the Melvin Shills:
>We only buy GME
>We buy every dip. At this rate, the price doubles every day
>We only hold GME, we never sell
>if we do decide to sell, we need at least a million buckaroos

Reminder:
>Performance Art from a Bundle of Sticks
>We buy this stock because we love video games and GME is a great company
>We love this stock!!!

>>26702983
Ninja

GME chads will replace the ruling class

>>26705566
It isnt going to get higher than $10k I don't think.

can someone give me a run down on this shit? what is happening with gamestop??? i dont fuck with stocks

>>26702490
I can't believe you /biz/. All that time talking shit about WSB and I could've made millions, reee
But that's how it be, I'm always busy jerking it when the opportunities pop up.

3 weeks waiting for my bank to approve my brokerage application and they denied me just now with no reason given.

This is how the banks will stop any more new people from getting rich: deny them access. I noticed one of the online brokerages changed their policy recently to be insurmountable to new comers: they required a minimum $55,000 in assets to be allowed to start an investment.

A few tens of billions isn't going to do shit to the market. There are hundreds of trillions of dollars in investment funds. Rape and pillage what you can. Fuck em.

>>26702490
>bailed out
why do jews get to play the game on easy mode while retail gets fucking murdered?

>>26714414
because they played with people's retirement money, not their own.

>>26702490
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>>26702983
nigger

>>26714414
because jews have been playing this game for thousands of years. it's in their DNA

>>26714247
A meme stock (like doge) has been inflated by meme buying and Wall St traders thought 'OH fuck look at this over-valued stock' and decided to bet on it losing value. Meme buyers found out and bought more meme shares and now Wall St traders are shitting them pantaloons after losing billions and yet still keep betting on the stock dropping.

Tl:dr

Little guys Vs Walls St, Little guys winning.

>Amerifats will unironically try le ebin kike collapse knowing very well that the contributors (them) will have to mop the floor at the end

Kikes always win, don't you get it?

>>26707065
I mean, thats technically true, hes caused more chaos in a week than trump did in a month.

>>26714829
I don't pay taxes fool lmfao

>>26702490
Reminds me of this.

>>26706501
Yes the ol' tetrahedron short molecular sieve squeeze. Ohh you mean they buy a huge market share and let momentum do the rest whilst the price goes high enough to cover loss. Quantum brainlet mechanics ergo vica ve concordantly

>>26714829
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option

>>26702490
Do not worry, investment banks are not the same as the bank which keeps your money. Look up the difference between Banc of America and Bank of America. Ever since the stock market crash the government finally realized letting companies use other people’s money without their permission to loan out to others is a bad fucking idea. Even if the big banks collapse, it actually won’t cause people to lose their homes or savings.

To the moon if Trips!

>>26715145
He can't afford healthcare? What the fuck does he spend his money on? Shouldn't he be loaded?

>>26702490
If the little cant get a stimulus check, they need to take one.

>>26715145
Fat faggots deserve to die.

>>26714414
because you weren't meant to make money goy

>>26714829
I'm a government employee, I really don't put any money into the system at all

>may need to be bailed out
>but this times different somehow
X
every.
single.
time.

you cannot squeeze the heeb

They will own nothing and be happy. Many such cases.

>>26702983
>People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result.
Good.

>>26714829
chaosh is a ladda

>>26703267
>Takes his hand off the piece
>Next player starts their turn
>”NO NO NO NO I meant to do..”

Buying meme stonks might actually cause people to loss jobs, life savings and homes.

What a time to be alive

Just download robinhood have 5k to lose, where do I start

can somebody explain to me wtf is all this about? i just came back from /pol/ and everyone is talking about stonks and money shit that i'm too dumb to understand

what will happend? why everyones is going to be poor? why is this gamestop thing an issue?

>>26716531
GME

>>26702490
((They)) wanted a "Great Reset" but are cheesed that it's not coming in the form they preordained. If the people are going down, the billionaires are falling with us.

>>26715123
>>26715613
Good for you.

>>26708143
He trully was playing 5D chess

>>26702701

>>26714247
wallstreet shorted the stock almost 140% which means that they are FORCED to buy 140% of the stock. And the longer they wait the more interest they have to pay (until they are forced to buy at whatever the price is) while people can just buy the stock and KEEP IT AND SELL IT FOR LIKE $1000 or more.

Wallstreet is freaking out because legally they HAVE to buy the stock, they can't really buy anything else or just give money. And wallstreetbets found out and bought tons of stock and is refusing to sell except for thousands of dollars. At some point wallstreet has to pay it. They can't just keep paying infinite amount of interest, and their broker can force them to buy at a loss.

>>26716531
GME we riding til close Friday, fuck them. Also set sell limits to like 5k.

Also I really enjoy Gamestop it reminds me of my youth and am glad its doing well.

>>26716545
>i just came from /pol/
go back there. You need at least 90 IQ to post here

>>26716545
go back there and stay.

>>26702490
CRASH IT WITH NO SURVIVORS!
END THE FED!

>>26702701

>>26702701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEOnxvqJLik

>>26702983
HEDGIE ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK HEDGIE?

>>26702490
oy vey goy. Thank you for this. Yes please shut it all down. Think of the children. I was talking to shabbos goy and my ach Hershel. He thinks its a bad idea too.

>>26716969
There's one part I don't get. What happens when an overshorted stock is covered? You can't just create and dilute shares... where does the market get the extra 40% of shares?

>>26702490
Why the fuck does Degiro value the Gamestop stock at 5 dollars a pop? It's literally not changing. What the fuck? Is this site just fucked or what?
t. noob

>>26715145
didn't he drop six figures on model x around the same time?
get hassle'd

>>26717406
>where does the market get the extra 40% of shares?
out of thin air

>>26702490
>biz bros
You're reddit operation has nothing to do with /biz/ fuck off.

>>26717406
When you cover stock then you have to give back stocks you shorted. The people who get back their stock can then sell it. And then you can buy and use that stock to cover the rest.

Its riot time if they bail out a fucking hedgefund during this pandemic, surely

>>26717406
shares can keep getting borrowed and sold. there is no limit which is why shorting is so dangerous in the long run.

>>26714535
then that's on them

>>26714247
The kicker isn't that wallstreet bet on a stock going down. They always do that

They bet more shares than actually exist on the stock going down. Meaning whatever the price is on Friday at close they will have to pay to cover their short.

I guarantee by the end of next week you'll see suicides over this greed from the shorters.

>just started a robinhood account
>have to wait 3-4 days to link my bank account
So theres no other way to put money into it /now/ is there?

>>26702490
ACCELLERATE

>>26702490
FUCK HEDGIEs, just put a heloc in. let it burn

Stop gambling with money you don't have on imaginary numbers on the internet and you won't get burned to the ground just because some subreddit thought it would be funny

My dad is retired & is worried about his 401K with all this shit going on. is he going to lose everything he's worked for his whole life? is he gonna have to go back to work?

>>26702701
mega based and redpilled. fuck these faggots.

>>26702490
shut the fuck up. No one cares about few hedge funds.

>>26718312
maybe, but not because of memers on reddit. the stock market's been in a bubble since coronavirus started. pops should pull his 401k into liquid cash now, straight up

>>26704752
i envy the anons who dont know what this is from

>>26717406
It's like an airplane selling 110% of seats, gambling that 10% of passengers will be late or not show up at all. It's only a problem if more than 100% of people show up.

In this case 110% of people banded together to show up and demand refunds.

>>26718450
Melvin, don't you have some kneepads to order from amazon before your credit card gets cancelled?

>>26707793
>>Biden, we have a problem with Gamestop
Cornpop?

>>26718460
>pops should pull his 401k into liquid cash now, straight up
Panic sells will surely crash the market

>>26702490
everything is going to plan

>>26718722
Good

>>26710186
>Young-Earth Creationism and Flat-Earthism
both pretty heavily conservative beliefs you fucking ape lmao

>>26702490
Nah, let it birn and layer we make more gains when the kikes rebuild. Fuck them hard

>>26702885
Its up 170% from previous close. 300 is the new floor. Too many people ahve bought in at this point, we're all waiting for friday.
Fuck off faggot!!!!!

>>26718722
yup. and if that dude's dad has decent money, he really doesn't want to be on the shit end of that stick. this bull market cannot continue in perpetuity

>>26702680
Pasta Post
>We really love this stock!!!

Disclaimer:
>this is performance art
>I identity as a Bundle of Sticks
>this is my opinion, it is not financial advice

Pro Tip:
>if you own GME shares, set a sell limit order at a high price (like $5,000+)
>this prevents your broker from being able to loan your shares out to shorters and they are forced to keep those shares in reserve
>also brokers sell limit order data to hedge funds and HFT, they will shit themselves knowing the sell wall is at 5,000+

Beware of the Melvin Shills:
>We only buy GME
>We buy every dip. At this rate, the price doubles every day
>We only hold GME, we never sell
>if we do decide to sell, we need at least a million buckaroos

Reminder:
>Performance Art from a Bundle of Sticks
>We buy this stock because we love video games and GME is a great company
>We love this stock!!!

>>26702490
Yeah because I'm sure me and my 1 share are going to do that.

>my broke wagie ass watching this all unfold
>knowing I'm missing another goddamn wave because I haven't bothered getting off my ass to figure out how to trade
Fuck you niggers better break these kikes in two for me.

>>26702983
this is good for bitcoin

>>26706339
With honesty.

>>26702983
No.

>>26705566
Based limit seller, clean those kikes out

Don't these niggas have nigh infinite money since they can just get bailed out ad nauseum by the gov't, who in turn can just print money ad nauseum via the Fed? Who gives a fuck if they lose out?

POWER HOUR TO 400

>>26713965
null has already announced he is burning money on this to ensure they suffer, he does not care about losing money on this

The elites shutting down the economy fucked over the common man and small business man and they committed fraud to get rid of Trump who looked out for us. They did this to us. I don't trade, but I see this for what it is. Payback is a bitch.

>>26718595
I thought it was funny.

>>26708143
you know damn well the media will spin 100% of any consequences on "trump supporters"

>>26702490
Nice

>>26719473
>tfw todays close is lower than the open
JUST

>>26719264
>Gov: sorry goyim, we can't afford to give you 2k covid bucks even though we destroyed your way of life
>but we can afford to bail out the 2big2fail hedgies again though lmao
The riots last year will be comparable to a toddler throwing his toys around.

YOR ALL NAHTZES

>>26708143
It was time people took things into their own hands. This is just the beginning. Trump was the last time the internet ever believed elections could save them

>>26719718
Because they literally closed the market to gme

>>26702490
Absolutely based. Demonrats used the china virus and blm protests to blame Trump. Now we can blame Biden for what's coming with this. Excellent strategy for the next elections

>>26718278
We're not gambling; we have no desire for profits... we are happily burning (some of) our money to hurt the kikes. This is war. Every GME share we buy/long/option is ammunition. No mercy. No prisoners. We are burning the entire globalist jew scam down to the fucking ground.

If you thought the LEFT did damage all summer with their hijinx, you ain't seen nothin' yet, cuz the ammount of the damage the RIGHT is doing this winter by goonswarming the stock market like this will make the $8 billion dollars lost to insurance payouts for buildings burned down by chimps and race-traitors look like the price of a fucking postage stamp.

Get fucked leftist zog scum; this is a National Socialist board now, and we are TAKING OUR MARKET BACK FROM THE GODDAMNED JEWS.

>>26702490
THIS IS THE REAL OCCUPY WALL STREET

>>26708421
Can't wait for the Biden administration and a blue Congress to redpill more people when they bail these kikes out.

>>26702983
if the financial system gets taken down there wont be anymore kangaroo courts to try anyone in.

>>26719750
>implying
No one would do anything. Just look at Occupy Wall Street protesters. They got psyoped hardcore.

>>26719973
You don’t need elections anymore anon.

The dip ended boys, it's closing hour and tomorrow will open at 400+.
It's been an honor.

>>26720038
That's a good thing, because we don't need the inconvenience of a kangaroo court to literally lynch jews in the street.

>>26702983
>Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years.
they expect some of us in the wreckage brother

>>26719975
Explain to me how national socialism isn't just capitalism with swastiskas? In 20 or so years time your not-socialist economy will be usurped and subverted and you will be right back at square one again.