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26694224 No.26694224 [Reply] [Original]

Are you aware that you're engaging in blatant price manipulation and best case scenario you lose everything worst case scenario you wind up in prison. This isn't "the future of trading" you're committing a federal crime.

>> No.26694583

So Jews selling a large portion, crashing the market and buying it back lower is what exactly?

>> No.26694737

>>26694583
Show me where that is happening. Go on. I'll wait.

>> No.26694743

>>26694224
We're riding a geiser, if you know something about finance you will understand my metaphore

>> No.26694894

>>26694224
shills are beside themselves

>> No.26694951

>>26694224
S E E T H E poorfaggot

>> No.26695049

>>26694224
So you're saying when a stock performs well, you're not allowed to buy it at the risk of prison?

>> No.26695118

>>26694224
I like the fundamentals of this stock.

>> No.26695335

Buying a stock because the internet told you it's gonna rise will not land you in prison

>> No.26695497

>>26695049
There's absolutely no reason for these stocks to be doing well beyond blatant price manipulation. You're committing a federal crime, you're losing everything and likely going to prison. This isn't a joke man. You're fucking stupid.

>> No.26695923

>>26694224
Im just a fan of gamestop, I liked that store when I was a teen. Just tryna bring it to its former glory

>> No.26696133

>>26695923
"while making myself rich"

>> No.26696227

>>26694224
OP what is your outlook on Sneed's Feed and Seed

>> No.26696232

>Durrr my federal crime
What is it with Amerifats and thinking everyone is american?

I dont give a fuck if youre pedo president and his cabal of jews are angry, get fucked

>> No.26696346
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26696346

>>26694224
>engaging in blatant price manipulation

No I just really believe Gamestop is going to make a comeback, especially with their new banking side of the business.

>> No.26696478

>>26696346
ok I kek'd at this. But Bubba is still going to be waiting for you.

>> No.26696897

They can call it a crime however much they like, I don't live in a jurisdiction that has extradition treaties with the US. What's the worse they can do, detain me in Canada and start a lengthy extradition trial?

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>>26694224
>>26695497
>Implying we aren't already in a jew-owned prison and slowly losing our future as decades go by
Fuck you kike

>> No.26697019

>>26694224
Nobody is going to jail and nobody is losing their jobs except hedge fund employees.

>> No.26697101

>>26694224
Show me the law faggot.

>> No.26697205

>>26696897
American financial institutions work with all countries financial institutions and they will work together to take all of your money. You may or may not be subject to your countries laws. I don't care. As long as you know you're fucked.

>> No.26697229

>>26694224
Insider trading is illegal. Outsider trading is normal.

>> No.26697259

>>26694224
What are you talking about? I've been a gamer for years. I went into gamestop the other day to buy a new controller and was really impressed with the gumption the employee tried to sell me subscriptions. Gamestop is going to be the largest gaming company on the planet soon

>> No.26697300

>>26695497
You’re the idiot. There is zero problem with buying a stock that appreciates rapidly. Your mindset will keep you poor

>> No.26697349

>>26694224
The feds can go suck a fat cock

>> No.26697362

>>26696478
and the oven's waiting for you, jew.

>> No.26697395

>>26697101
https://www.sec.gov/files/Market%20Manipulations%20and%20Case%20Studies.pdf

>> No.26697425

>>26694737
9/11

>> No.26697445

>>26694224
All of my trades are satire, anon

>> No.26697494

>>26694583
They win because they’re Jews, retard

>> No.26697534

>>26694737
march 2020

>> No.26697778

>>26695497
Nigger Tesla sells cars and they're price at nearly a thousand dollars a share. ATVI has a PPE of nearly 30 dollars. OOOOOOOOOH BUT THIS PARTICULAR STOCK IS AN ISSUE BECAUSE SHCLOMO IS NOW LOSING MONEY.
Go mcfuck yourself jew. I hope the economy crashes and I hope people start starving to death and I hope that they get really really angry with jewish people and murder them all. The holocaust didn't happen but it will you greasy fucking kike.

>> No.26697810

>>26696133
oh no! not making myself rich! for a moment there, I forgot that I'm not allowed to be rich; that's only for the Chosen Ones. thanks for the reminder!

>> No.26697817

>>26694224
>Orson Welles
Are you aware I can tell how old you are and I can smell your fear

No one gives a fuck
You guys still don't get it
YOU care about the money

An entire suicidal generation with nothing to lose and you think fear is going to control people.
If everyone loses their money over this, you will have created the catalyst to begin the mission of bleeding wall street.

No ones putting anyone in jail and it's absolute abuse that you would threaten it.
People are buying stocks and doing absolutely nothing different than what billionaires do on wall street each and every single day

The people are sick of your shit and are unifying
Get with it or die with a sinking ship

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26697879

>>26694224
So fucking what Nigga. Time get rich or get fucked trying BUY BUY BUY NIGGA!

>> No.26697938

>i buy stock because i see green on free trading app and hear about it through Mad Money
>OH NO YOU'RE MARKET MANIPULATING!
>YOU'RE AN ECONOMIC TERRORIST
>tfw just wanted tendies

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26698095

fuck all kikes

>> No.26698288

>>26697778
No. The issue is leddit is engaging in blatant price manipulation in the open. Their price manipulation is documented. These stocks may have been manipulated but you have zero proof of it. leddit is flaunting their illegal activity.
>>26697810
You wouldn't care about GME unless there was an opportunity to profit off of them. In other words your story is bogus my dude.
>>26697817
Your movement will fall apart for the same reason it came together. You want everything and you're afraid of losing everything. You're a coward and a loser and you always will be.

>> No.26698352

>>26697395
Nothing illegal here then, just people talking about stocks in the open or can you prove it's a coordinated effort?

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>>26698288
the issue is you're a kike

>> No.26698520

>>26694224
How is buying a stock a federal crime you cumguzzler?

>> No.26698667

i like the stock

>> No.26698707

>>26694224
The hedge funds have been doing this the hype train is just a taste of their own medicine

>> No.26698822

>>26698505
I'm the literal opposite of it. I'm a christian man with german/british/scandinavian genes. You're a criminal and a retard.

>> No.26698921

>>26698822
that's what a kike would say

>> No.26698934

>>26694224
I dont know what you are talking about. All of my trades are done purely from gut instinct. Hypothetically they were driven by spite, but as far as you and I know my gut guided my hand

>> No.26698977

cry me a river, goldberg :^)

>> No.26699032

>>26698707
Shorting stocks isn't price manipulation. It's taking a good stance against a failing stock. You're taking a stock that has no chance of succeeding without price manipulating and manipulating its price. That's a crime.

>> No.26699039

>>26694224
https://www.sec.gov/reportspubs/investor-publications/investorpubscyberfraudhtm.html

For it to be illegal (pump and dump) it requires someone to be spreading false information to hype a stock.
No one here is spreading false information. someone tells someone else which stock they're investing in. Someone else thought this was a good idea and invested too. This happened with TONS of people. Now that the price has gone way up, people are afraid to miss out on their money so they are selling it.


Where is the illegal part?

>> No.26699218

>>26694224
Lol. When big corps do it its fine but when the average neet does it then we have a problem.

Go fuck yourself.

>> No.26699286

>>26697778
Based
>>26698288
>blatant price manipulation in the open. Their price manipulation is documented
Trading stocks and talking about them are illegal? Better go lock up CNBC lmao

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26699294

>>26695497
>Buying a stock is a federal crime.

>> No.26699312

>>26698352
Bruh. have you been on leddit? They literally organized a buy on it for the sole purpose of inflating its price. It's textbook price manipulation.

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>>26694737
You're going to be hanged by your own intestines from a lamp post in front of your weeping family.
You know that, right?
It's over, jew.
We're done here.

>> No.26699455

>>26699312
Imagine that court case.

>What evidence do you have?
"There's a buy order right here."

>> No.26699460

>>26699286
>b-b-b-but we were just talking about stock!
>it's just a coincidence a dying corporation with absolutely nothing of value on their horizon turned into the most valuable stock in the world overnight
>nothing to see here!
god you're retarded. you're going to lose everything.

>> No.26699571

>>26699032
Nothing about this is illegal. Recognizing that people hate Jews and that they'll buy according to anything that hurts them isn't "manipulation," it's analysis.

>> No.26699596

>>26699455
Hundreds of posts literally coordinating a buy and hold for the sole purpose of driving the price up.

>> No.26699651

>>26699460
Lol cope someone is mad he missed out. How am I gonna lose anything? Its not price manipulation they are discussing the stock. If retards cnbc can say shit and shill so can we

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>>26698288
Every word out of your filthy kike face is projection, you mindless fucking mimic.
You are a parasite, and you will be treated as such.

Do you feel in charge, jew?

We are coming...

>> No.26699726

>>26699571
I'm not even giving you the heavy handed legal jargon you idiots are going to face. This is the ultra lightweight version of it. Enjoy your time in prison faggot.

>> No.26699738

>>26699460
No laws currently exist for this to be illegal. The closest thing is pump and dump, which requires someone spreading wrong information to hype a stock up. That isn't what took place here. There was no bad info spreading, everyone knew what the deal was with gme. There was no buy made on information that wasnt publically available. There was no law broken.

>> No.26699876

>>26699460
All of those statements are factual, except that it isn't manipulation, it's just regular market behavior. Not only are you not going to be punishing anyone for this, now that the public has realized that this is possible, it is going to happen again. And again. And again. Forever.

They can't stop it forever. They can't even stop it for a week.

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>>26694224
>The kike projects as he artificially manipulates the system

>> No.26699889

>>26699596
I'm not coordinating shit. I'm just buying. Lock me up!

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>>26694224
Good luck jailing hundreds of thousands with no blowback. If you want to crash this clown world with no survivors over a handful of kikes going bankrupt that's on you buddy. In fact I wholeheartedly support it.

>> No.26699983

>>26699460
motherfucker GME is shorted 140%

A short squeeze is a mathematical problem facing short sellers, this isn't a yolo NOK type deal.

>> No.26699987

>>26699596
>Not illegal as long as no one is spreading misinformation about the value of the company, or has access to non publicly available information about the company.

>> No.26699990

>>26699651
>casual discussion led to a dying stock to become the most valuable stock overnight
>this corporation has done literally nothing of value to improve their position, yet mysteriously now holds the most valuable stock overnight
>totally not manipulation, it's just how stocks work!
It's clear you have absolutely zero clue about business or stocks or are pretending to be retarded

>> No.26700140

>>26699726
You're not going to give me any legal jargon because you don't know anything about finance law. There will be no reprisal for this. Even attempting it will result in one of the most humiliating legal circuses in history.

Literally what are they going to do, take 40,000 people to court? Okay lol. And when the case gets thrown out, who's paying those legal fees? It's almost the definition of malicious prosecution.

>> No.26700148

>>26699876
There will most likely be new regulations introduced to make this illegal.

>> No.26700179

>>26699460
the call was
>oh look, these retards got their cocky short out in the open, if you buy it they have to buy your bags at any price
no one would have bought it if it wasn't backed by this opportunity.

>> No.26700192

I LIKE THE STOCK

>> No.26700217

>>26699983
Yes and manipulating an army of people to take advantage of them is literally textbook price manipulation. You are a fucking retard and I can't wait for the impending pink wojak apocalypse. I did everything I could to help you but you wouldn't listen.

>> No.26700282

>>26699990
Lmao someone is so mad he is losing money. Like I said cnbc do this shit all the time. Yawn

>> No.26700296

>>26699990
Show me the law that was broken. I want penal codes to it.

Pro-tip: You can't because there are none.

>> No.26700299

>>26700148
Yeah, maybe they'll make it impossible to short at over 100%, but they're sure as fuck not going to make it illegal to buy stock just because Jews don't like it.

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>>26694224

>> No.26700382

It's public. It's not some boys club or conspiracy if it's the talk of the fucking town.

>> No.26700393

>>26700296
Securities Exchange Act of 1934, Section 9

>> No.26700396

>>26694224
Fuck you retard, I’m buying more now because I believe in the fundamentals.

>> No.26700397

>>26698822
if you were christian you would understand that you are beyond salvation and seek shelter in your local monastery
you still believe that people can eat up every fucking bullshit you produce and you can afford any blatant trick with your money
but in fact more and more people getting redpilled each day. Your MSM propaganda machine is outdated and does yourself more harm than good.

>> No.26700476

>>26695497
Prison like not being able to leave your home because of the meme-flu?

>> No.26700501

>>26700217
>an entire investment firm with inside knowledge shorting to push price down is legal
>individuals banding together to do the same thing but WITHOUT insider knowledge is illegal
they should either BOTH be illegal or BOTH be legal.

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>>26699990
Stop posting, nigger.
You're impotent kvetching has no bearing on reality.
You're just scared that this is the New Normal.
Fuck you. Get used to it, you walking extinction.

I have no reason to listen to a word you say, bitch.
You're already a ghost, and the World is moving on without you and your parasitism.

...run, jew.

>> No.26700512

>>26700217
No one was manipulated. No one was in here telling blatant lies about the value of GME.

>> No.26700515

>>26694224
I don't live in the US lol

>> No.26700595

>>26694224
i like gamestop, new consoles are coming out so figured it was safe

>> No.26700601
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26700601

>y-you're going to prison any time now! I GUARANTEE IT!
>STOP!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO PRISON I SWEAR!!!! FEDERAL CRIME!!!!

>> No.26700623

>>26694224
reeeeeeeeeee trading stocks is a federal crime reeeeeeeee

>> No.26700641

>>26698288
We like the stock.

>> No.26700702

>>26700501
You can't prove they're doing anything illegal. You're flaunting your illegal activity out in the open. The only way you know about this shit is through price manipulation.

>> No.26700716

>>26700512
>No one was in here telling blatant lies about the value of GME
not entirely true cause you got the legions of shills the kikes have to try to get people to stop buying GME

>> No.26700725

>>26697778
Yep, in terms of production, output or sales, nowhere even close to EV giants like BYD as well.
Tesla is clearly like the most obvious fucking manipulated ponzi scheme trading now.

>> No.26700768

>>26700217
the situation that your hedgefund got yourself into is no lie though, and also a public knowledge, so fuck off and yell on whoever thought it's a good strategy

>> No.26700813

>>26694224
I bought GME at $12 because of their Microsoft partnership. I bought AMC at $2 because we have vaccines now, and people are starving to enjoy life again. My massive gains are completely coincidental, and I would tell anyone accusing me or "manipulation" to go choke on a fat one.

>> No.26700825

>>26700393
>Securities Exchange Act of 1934, Section 9
oh shit, you might be onto something subsection a2:
> (2) To effect, alone or with one or more other persons, a series of transactions in any security registered on a national securities exchange creating actual or apparent active trading in such security or raising or depressing the price of such security, for the purpose of inducing the purchase or sale of such security by others.

>> No.26700836

OOOOOOYYYY VEEEEEEEEY SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.26701026

>>26699990
That whole post is pure kike projection

>> No.26701057
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26701057

>>26694224
There is no bigger buy signal than posts like this. There is no crime in buying a stock because you like it, and none of the poorfags here are committing any crimes. Naked short shelling, on the other hand...

>> No.26701066

>>26700702
i literally can not even post on /WSB. i have no skin in this other than i was lurking and threw a couple bands on it and now it's up. you're right though. if others started threads with the sole intent to bust the shorts then it technically would be MM.

>> No.26701127

>>26698288

You do realize because it's in the open that it is not illegal right? If what you say is true then every single stock pundit telling ppl to buy or sell would be guilty as well.

>> No.26701209

>>26700813
Stop trying to justify yourself lmao
There is nothing here that requires justification

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>>26695497
>buying stock is market manipulation

>> No.26701297

>>26694224
>I will buy any stock on the market soon!
>Ok.
>WHAT NO YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE MY OFFER WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS IS MANIPULATION! SOMEONE BAIL ME OUT!

>> No.26701382

>>26699596
>media personality says "buy buy buy"
>people buy
>not price manipulation

>reddit autist say "buy buy buy"
>people by
>price manipulation

good job retard

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>>26694224
I'm just a dummy and I bought the stock because everyone else was buying :^)

>> No.26701429

>>26699726
I know you’re baiting but for lurking news pundits, please oh please push this onto the front page. “Common man plays stocks, goes to jail.” Oh man the backlash would be unbelievable. Please please please do it

>> No.26701502

>>26694224
Fake and gay. Schlomo, you can fuck off

>> No.26701683

>>26694224
>buying a stock is a crime
KEK

>> No.26701690

>>26701382
extreme oversimplification. show me where a media personality made a dying stock with no future whatsoever the most successful stock overnight. there's no comparison. this is blatant price manipulation.

>> No.26701762

>>26698288
The dubs are highly ironic given the length of your nose and the furious rubbing of your hands...

>> No.26701792

>(ID: j9cCM4lY)
>19 posts
AHAHHAHAHA JUST STOP YOU KIKE

>> No.26701807

>>26701066
as far as i lurked on wsb, the most upvoted post were the "analysis" (that directly tells you why GME is preferred to buy - because hedgefunds would pay whatever the price is and the end of the month) and "look at my stocks" threads.
Which are misinformation or MM?

>> No.26701813

>>26701502
I'm watching you btw

>> No.26701855

>>26694224
You mean reddit. I only come here to post satire, in no way should you take my posts serious or have any truth

>> No.26701988

>>26698288
It's not about the money. That's why you just got outflanked. You only care about the money, problem is... IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY.

>> No.26701989

>>26701813
fuck you bitch. gabriel, is that you?

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26702048

>>26700825
Cool.

Now prove it.

>> No.26702050

>>26701855
Yes I'm talking about leddit. But guess what? biz turn into leddit overnight. Guarantee you most of the turd burglers posting here are ledditors

>> No.26702123

>>26694224
wtf? i like the stock

>> No.26702127

>>26699336
ooh, edgy

>> No.26702163

>>26701690
The 2008 squeeze on VW was triggered by hedge funds but retail could still get in on it and media shills cheered their billionaire overlords on to victory.

Same exact thing this time only some retard on WSB posted his DD and the squeeze was triggered by retail. If you short 138% of a company you’re retarded and are asking to be taken to the cleaners. Google is a thing now, boomers. Daytraders can see it happening and they can tell people due to the first amendment

>> No.26702181

>>26694224
>they're going to arrest 2+ million people
Lol ok.

>> No.26702246

>>26694583
a delusional misapprehension of all of the basic facts of reality by a white supremacist terrorist is what that is

>> No.26702257

>>26699336
I'm supported by nearly every white supremacist group in the country. If you come within five feet of me you'll wish you were dead.

>> No.26702415

>>26694224
mate you're dumb, gamestop has been touted as becoming the top retail to internet only business in this pandemic and you think I'm not going to invest in a company that sells my favourite games? Keep crying kike, the regular people can invest money where they want.

>> No.26702581

lawyer here, specializes in securities and market regulation. it's entirely legal and OP is fake and gay

>> No.26702640

>>26702163
"It was so obvious I just had to tell all my fellow ledditors so they could make the informed decision themselves"

Funny how that works. How they had to be told to take advantage of it and otherwise would not have because they had no clue. That reminds me of something being discussed in this thread. When a group of people get together with the sole purpose of manipulating the price of a stock.

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>>26702257
You're a pathetic LARPer, and you know it, faggot. If you insist on dangling your ass over the edge, it just might get bit the fuck off, yid.
We have you figured out now, jew.
Rack 'em up. Rack 'em up! RACK 'EM UP!!!
You're fucked.

We are coming...

>> No.26702758

>>26701690
>dying stock with no future whatsoever
that's an opinion, one you are evidently wrong about :^)

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>>26694224
Their fundamentals are great. I really like this stock!

>> No.26702796

>>26702673
>We are coming...
Keep posting idle threats bitch boy you're digging your own grave. Take a look outside right now and tell me what you see. Nah you're probably too blind to see that far fucking fat ass four eyes.

>> No.26702829

>>26694224
Bullshit. No one can be held responsabile, market manipulation is never caught when done by big players like WS, why it should be done with random peoples online which maybe just buyed their stocks for the moneys?
Just shut the fuck up. Kike.

>> No.26702997

>>26694224
>not murican
>don't care

>> No.26703022

>>26694224
Fuck you buy BB after GME shananananagans

>> No.26703080

>>26702163

Imagine betting against something so hard you bet more than what actually exists and somehow feel like a victim when it crashes down around you.

>> No.26703094

>>26702246
Seethe, faggot.

>> No.26703219

>>26701690
>dying stock with no future
Didn't the ex-CEO of Chewey just buy 10% of GME shares a few months ago? Isn't he on their board now? Seems like enough to give a dying company new life to me.

>> No.26703235

imagine thinking buying shares is illegal

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>>26702796
>idle
Oh, little jew. Your OPEN threats, and active agenda of my genocide has not gone unnoticed, yid.
The balance is due, neanderkike nigger.
I do not envy you.
It's over, and you know it.

...run.

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>>26698288
>You wouldn't care about GME unless there was an opportunity to profit off of them
Is this nigga serious?
Isn't that the whole point of buying stocks? Seeing an opportunity for profit and taking it?
I thought buy high sell low was a meme? Are we running a charity here?
What is this Kars4Kidz?

>> No.26703378

>>26694224
Fucking bobos are now kike shills. What a fucking timeline.

NEVER


FUCKING


SELLING


KIKE


Pay me my money or you fucking swing from the Washington monument like all your little kike friends on the day of the rope.

>> No.26703447

>>26694224
Seeth harder, jew.

>> No.26703455

>>26703317
Yes that is the whole point retard now realize the person responding to gave a cute story about saving GME. You don't give a flying fuck about GME beyond lining your own pockets. Your story is bullshit.

>> No.26703473

>>26694224
Are you aware that telling someone something is a federal crime that isn't actually a federal crime is a federal crime?

>> No.26703689

>>26703473
Unless your name isn't Anonymous it's not a crime to tell myself something. Fucking retard.

>> No.26703818

>>26694737
Every time a bad historical event happens these bastards wreck us, even the terrible events they are responsible for. Get fucking wrecked Boomers and hedge fund fuckers. The people deserve wealth too.

>> No.26703940

>>26694224
How is this any different to how the hedgies work?

>> No.26703988

Imagine being a jew and crying about injustices in the stock market as if they haven't been a parasite for over a century

FUCK KIKES

>> No.26704014

>>26694737
This is Andrew Lefts primary strategy. Go look at what he does. He writes hit prices calling companies fraud, crashes the share price, loads up cheap shares, then 6 months later writes a positive report on the company and sets a high price target. He did this with Jumia and many others

>> No.26704069
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>>26703455
Prove it, jew.
Fuck you.

>> No.26704094
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26704094

>>26694224
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>> No.26704160

>>26694224
show nose

>> No.26704162

>>26694224
fud

>> No.26704290

>>26703940
Hedge funds are taking a stance based on the stock's market position. You're orchestrating an army against their position. The two aren't comparable.

>> No.26704450

>>26695497
So I open the app, buy a stock because I see a good chart, I'm going to prison? Shouldn't they just stop the stock if it's so problematic?

>> No.26704603

>>26694224
show nose kike

>> No.26704644

>>26704450
Have you heard of the saying, "if it looks too good to be true, it probably is"?

>> No.26704684

>>26694583
BASED

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>>26704290
Your impotent desperate kvetching keeps me warm, neanderkike nigger.
Please continue.

I hope you lose EVERYTHING, and then live a long LONG time.
You deserve it.

>> No.26704725

>>26702257
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.26704901

>>26704725
You should be laughing at the guy I responded to. You won't because you're a literal shit eating faggot.

>> No.26704962

My 16.50 bros quit cashing out at break even for fucks sake

>> No.26705019

>>26696346
This, I really don't want to see my bank go under.

>> No.26705389

>>26694224
Public interest in price discovery isn't stock manipulation.

>> No.26705552

>>26705389
Funny how you keep trying to equate what you've done with non criminal behavior. Also funny how non criminal behavior never leads to mass scale market manipulation as being seen right now.

>> No.26705564

>>26700825
>for the purpose of inducing the purchase or sale of such security by others.
"for the purpose of"
proving purpose is very weak to "nah, i didn't mean that to happen" in any court. You could maybe get 10 or so redditors arrested but the rest just went with the snowball, not guilty at all.
NEXT.

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>>26704901
No faggot.
Everyone here is laughing at you.
And well deserved too.
I love watching you squirm, nigger.
Welcome to the New Normal.

>> No.26705813

>>26705552
>it’s funny how
Shut up faggot lmao

>> No.26705837

>>26705692
Squirm? Ahahahaa. The whitehouse is coming down on this as we speak. You're fucked. You can't actually believe blatant price manipulation is ok. There's no world of worlds where these stocks succeed without it. Hang yourself from a palm tree retard.

>> No.26705857

>>26705552
what's your problem?

>> No.26705992

>>26705857
I hate ledditors for shitting up my biz. You ruined my night now I ruin your life.

>> No.26706174

>>26705992
>now I ruin your life.
ah, those fabled true colors of the jew

>> No.26706430
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26706430

>>26705837
We're burning your Circus Tent down, neanderkike nigger.
...with you fucking clowns inside.
Remember. YOU did this to yourselves.
This is just the beginning.

ENJOY!

>> No.26706477

>>26706174
And what you are doing by ruining the board and everyone who enjoys it is perfectly copacetic amirite

>> No.26706623

>>26705992
Seethe more kiketard.

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26706692

>>26706477
Go play in traffic, you whiny nigger.
You're fucking tiresome.

>> No.26706774

>>26705552
>mass scale market manipulation
Interacting with a security during price discovery is always mass-scale market manipulation. That's a process of valuation.

There is always a catalyst that drives these changes, and it's 100% natural.

>> No.26706884

>>26706692
oh gee my people le offensive image I'm a blond haired white man with two blond haired parents you fucking imbecile. tried to warn you but you seem content to fuck yourself over. have fun in prison bitchass

>> No.26707107

>>26705837
>The whitehouse is coming down on this as we speak.
They going to need that national guard if they do.

>> No.26707223

>>26695497
SEETHE MOSHE

>> No.26707308

>>26694224
Good thing I'm not American then, so I can laugh at your federal laws lmao.

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26707490

>>26706884
>I'm a blond haired white man with two blond haired parents you fucking imbecile!
Seethe yidlet.

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>>26706884
You seem overtly concerned with MY money and MY freedom?
All while calling me names.
You'll excuse me if I don't believe a fucking word you say, you filthy resentful frightened kike.

I can smell you from a mile away, nigger.
This does not end well for you, yid.

>> No.26707729

>>26706884
You keep saying you tried to warn us, but when we refuse you, you immediately turn around and act all glib about anons going to jail. What a pal you are.

>> No.26707736

>>26703689
Unless my name isn't anonymous it's not a crime for you to tell yourself something?

What?

>> No.26707734

>normies start talking about stocks and robinhood, and stocks they think are good
>SEC throws them in jail the next day
Is this how they’re interpreting this?

>> No.26707802

>>26705837
The whole house burns.

>> No.26707814
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26707814

They will learn what pnd means.

>> No.26707872

>>26694224
Yes, and i don't give a flying fuck.

>> No.26707894

>>26707107
They can declare martial law if they need to. You really stand no chance whatsoever against them.

>> No.26707964

>>26707814
Yes, /pol/ never dies.

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26708280

>the o.k. hand symbol is white supremacy
>being monogamous is white supremacy
>carrying a gun is white supremacy
>BUYING A STOCK IS WHITE SUPREMACY

it's starting to get exhausting.

>> No.26708324

>>26694224
Agree with you. I also don't think any of these retards care about the stock or hedge funds. They are just gamblers who want to make money no matter what the cost. Not a single hedge fund has engaged in manipulation at this scale

>> No.26708581

>>26708324
They're equating their buying power=money with manipulation. In a sense they're right but by law they're wrong. This is like trying to heist Vegas after you lose at gambling. The house always wins.

>> No.26708742

>>26694583
This. The merchants are just pissed the goyim peasants played by their rules for once.

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26708746

>>26697778
based

>> No.26708848

>>26695497
squeezing the short isnt illegal

>> No.26708888
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26708888

This is gamergate part 2

>> No.26709096

>>26697101
Those only apply to us peasants and serfs.

>> No.26709210

>>26708848
No but organizing an army to buy and hodl against their position is.

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Manipulation? Dude, I just like the stock. Unironically been invested in GME, NOK, and AMC since November. Come at me.

>> No.26709359

>>26702640
It's not manipulation if the knowledge of what will happen is PUBLIC
such as the short percentage
the only "manipulation" was the HEDGE FUND CEO GOING ON NATIONAL TELEVISION CLAIMING TO SELL WHEN IT IS PSYCHICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO DO SO
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>>26697778
Holy shit dude

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>>26705837
Your illegitimate White House holds no authority here anymore, you fucking traitor.
You will all be hanged for your many MANY crimes before this plays out.

Come get some, bitch.

>> No.26709638

>>26709540
you have to go back >>>/pol/

>> No.26709858

>>26697778
GME is a dying faltering company with no future whatsoever. Shit like Tesla is paving the way for the future regardless of what you think of them specifically electric cars are an emerging market with fuckhueg growth potential. Your comparison is quite possibly the dumbest shitbrain comparison I've ever read.

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>>26709638
Eat a bag of foreskins, nibbler.
You have no power here, jew.
We're going to fuck you sideways.
KEK!

>> No.26710081

>>26694224
jesus fuck my sides, you americunts really can shake up the planet the moment you stop sharting yourself after your daily taco bell or a school shootout! kudos my overseas friends, let the stock holocaust begin!

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26710150

>>26709858
>NUH-UH!
>no u
>POO POO PEE PEE!!! REEEEE!!!
picrel

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>>26710081

>Hodl-cost

>> No.26710358

>>26694224
No I'm not. I'm a literal retard that sees haha green line go up and I buy, I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. They're gonna throw me in jail for being mentally challenged?

>> No.26710634

>>26709965
I can tell English isn't your first language by your bizarre posting style so the odds of you doing anything from cuckistan are slim to none. Secondly I guarantee you I mog the shit out of you the only way you mog me is sideways you fucking lardass foureyes faggot.
>We're
Your imaginary army appeal to authority fallacy also tells me you dropped out of school and are quite possibly retarded too. If you believe hiding behind a proxy will save you then I hope you know all endpoints are controlled by authorities and we're watching you. I'd say you just got put on a list but your past indicates you're too much of a drooling autist to act on any of your idle threats. Your entire existence is predicated upon mentally diseased autistic worldviews.

>> No.26710879

>>26710358
OP is a literal kike shill. If anything they'd have to go after whoever organized this, of which you cannot name a leader. There was no structured organization. They can't put us in jail for liking and buying stocks.

>> No.26711122

>>26698288
You're going to get deported to Israel.

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>>26694224
:^)

>> No.26711302

>>26694224
we're doing nothing that isnt done every day on wall st. if they could legally stop us they would have by now.
suck my gold plated nuts.

>> No.26711343

These guys are playing the market exactly how it was originally intended. They want a company to do well, so they pump a bunch of money into it and make it more valuable, then make profit off of their investment later. The fact that a bunch of hedgies are losing billions because they shorted the stocks like greedy fucks isn't anyone else's problem.

>> No.26711377

>>26711156
>>26711122
It's a weird day when your behavior is infinitely more Jewish than mine yet you believe I'm the Jew.

>> No.26711635

>>26694224
You realize this is the basis for the stock market right? A bunch of traders hyping up a stock is not market manipulation, it's just the market. It's how it's worked for well over a 100 years and how it will continue working. If anything they'll punish the people in positions of power(particularly those at cnbc) for lying and attempting to drive the market down for Melvin.

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>>26710634
You're not even saying anything anymore.
You have nothing left.
Save your logical fallacies for your whore mother, yid.
You bore me.

Like always, you just push too far with your parasitism and arrogance.
It's time, jew.
We're going to bury you, niggers.

We are coming...

>>26711377
Oh no! Is the goy learning your vile tricks, and PLAYING THIS FUCKED OFF GAME BETTER THAN YOU?!!!

This is just the beginning, nigger.
You should run.

>> No.26712242

>>26694224
seethe because of my gainz you dickshlobbing jewskin faggoteering net negative leaf

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>>26698822
Usury is haram in christianity, so really, everyone short-squeezing is doing god's work by punishing such kikery.

>> No.26712699

>>26694224
>fd866e239ce4a72063a70d635(...).jpg

>> No.26713127

>>26694224
lol shut up faggot

>> No.26713291

>>26695497
Lol you missed out so you’re salty

>> No.26713358

>>26694224
Good luck arresting like 2 million people lmao retard

>> No.26713427

>>26694224
retard

>> No.26713584

>>26702257
>I'm supported by nearly every white supremacist group in the country
Fake groups created by the FBI to lure in gullible retards don't count.

>> No.26713719

>>26694224
We just really like the stock.

>> No.26714177

>>26694224
Isn't everything price manipulation, if even this counts as one?
So they can do it, but not some low middle class autists?

>> No.26714387

>>26695335
This. OP is on dumbo juice

>> No.26714449

You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you.

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and its about time someone took you man children down a notch

>> No.26714486

GME is fundamentally a shitcoin

Make as much as you can anons, but don't be left holding the bag

>> No.26714484

>>26695497
Buying stock is a federal crime??????????
Do you get paid for this idiot crap or are you being this stupid for free?

>> No.26714705

>>26714449
based

>> No.26714727

>>26696346
I like the stock.

>> No.26714935

i was just trolling btw

>> No.26715433

>>26694224
Except its not illegal, gay nigga. It's how things has been since forever, but now with other players. Even if the SEC decides to intervene, there's nothing they can use as an argument.

>inb4 hurr durr the jews control the law
Oh really? Wow, you guys know so much that you are doing nothing and Reddit is taking a step forward outplaying the jews. Fuck off.

>> No.26715454

>>26714449
hahahahaha didnt read past first line
gay retard keep crying hahahahahaha

>> No.26715973

>>26694224
No we're REACTING to blatant price manipulation; if this were someone else's money, we would be negligent to NOT invest it in these stocks that we know will experience rapid temporary growth.

>> No.26716133

>>26694224
so what are you saying? Every single person in the US who bought and sold this stock will get mail from SEC or IRS?

>> No.26716432

>>26714449
Good, accelerate. Nothing that is happening right now is illegal. You can't argue about 'muh price manipulation' because a bunch of people looked at public information and bought a stock. If anything, the faggots shorting more stock than exists are the ones engaged in shenanigans. Please try this shit while dems are in office for the next 4 years and 'muh racism' isn't going to be able to serve as anywhere near as strong of a distraction if another occupy wall street starts up if boomers try to pull some new regulations out of their ass purely to punish the little man for daring to participate in the stock market.

>> No.26716567

>>26694224
>it's fine when Shabbo and Goyim firm does it.

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>>26695497
What's that? Buy AMC even though theaters are dead? I think I will.

>> No.26716804

>>26716432
Hedge funds are taking a good position based on the past and future performance of any given stock. Ledditors are organizing a mob to artificially increase the price of it. This is textbook market manipulation. Dollar signs leave you blind.

>> No.26716847

Shut up Melbot
suck my asshole

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>>26694224
>you're committing a federal crime.
Based

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>>26716804
>intentionally crashing stocks of companies purely for self-serving gambling isn't stock manipulation
>Shorting more stocks than even exist isn't stock manipulation
>but random people that belong to no organization or company of any sort noticing this behavior and simply buying stock is somehow manipulation
It's gonna be a hoot watching hedgehogs suck-starting shotguns and jumping out of windows over the weekend.

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>>26694224
Half the stocks are mathmatically impossible to exist. Imagine buying a gun to kill a man and just as you shoot the gun you realise it was imaginary. And there are thousands of other people who just got sold imaginary guns. So you or some other entity sues the gun seller for fraud and insider trading.

TLDR: Seethe kike.

>> No.26717372

>>26695497
Its an underpriced stock woth great fundamentals, sir.

>> No.26717619

>>26699596
WE LIKE THE STOCK.

Kike.

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>>26694224
JEW SHILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH
GET YOUR CRYPTO READY FOR WHEN THE HYPERINFLATION HTS
START A LIST OF STOCKS TO BUY CHEAP AFTER THE CRASH
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>26694737
sure have hedge funds be transparent first. lmao 100% of these fags short naked overseas which is illegal. and throw out hit pieces on companies to manipulate the price. Thats all illegal but its done on a daily basis. sit the fuck down and learn to take the L. btw the definition of market manipulation which shows nowhere that a bunch if people buying a stock and holding is it. so once again get fucked on your way out while you get your yamulka repossessed you fucking kike.

>> No.26718077

I don't know anything about price manipulation.

I saw Gamestop was worth lots of money and I decided I wanted to get in on that!!!!

Isn't that what we are supposed to do, buy stocks that are worth lots of money?

>> No.26718384

>>26718077
No you're supposed to lose money to kikes.

And if you don't they'll send shills here to try and scare you. Like faggot OP.

>> No.26719574

>>26711377
The White man has a long and storied tradition of kicking treacherous Jews out of his lands.

>> No.26720412

we'll see how well your brilliant arguments hold up once things have a chance to resolve themselves my little ledditors and poltards you have no clue the shitstorm that awaits you

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>>26694224
>buying stock in a company you like is illegal
dilate, immediately.
Also, I'm not American. You don't need to be American or subject to US laws to buy US markets, so good luck extraditing people from all over the world to stand trial for the crime of buying stock in a company the elites didn't want you to

>> No.26720612

>>26720412
come oon, tell me. will SEC start sending subpoenas or something to everyone who traded this stock? how does it work