/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26689898
It is a game !
Stop !

>>26689898
Finally, something entertaining.

we like the stock

>>26689898
What's the difference between one company with 1 billion manipulating the market and 10 000 people with 1 billion doing it? Isn't it the same? Stonks care only about money

>>26689898
They're literally public stocks. It's legal.

>fucked
>CP
nope, i wont

im in incognito mode, good luck!

I JUST LIKE THE STOCK PRETTY LOGO

>>26689898
>First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win
>Some Pajeet

Bullish as fuck for crypto

>>26689898
what's up with the coordinated fud against investing ? kek
It's all over the news already, why would it be illegal to buy a stock ?

in all honesty, there's nothing illegal about this right? Literally I just saw a bunch of memes and tweets saying to buy GME, so I did on robinhood...what is wrong with that

>>26689898
Nice (((free))) market heh.

>>26690099
jews

>>26690099
They don’t manipulate it, things they invest in have fundamental value and will be able to continue growing trough that money. Things they pull out from are ill managed or are not able to operate profitably. Market isn’t a casino, maybe if you learned something you would understand it

>>26689898
I like video games. Great entertainment value.
Q said the world is ending, so rentals are the future.

>>26690099
Exactly. Wasn't SELLING MORE SHARES THAT EVEN EXIST, that they DIDN'T EVEN OWN, purely to make the price dump, "market manipulation"?

>>26690099
The one company has a horde of lobbyists.

>>26690401
You know how much it would cost in legal fees alone to pursue every anon that has bought GME after this point?

>>26689898
I just wanted equity in my favorite video game retailer

> Hedge funds get caught manipulating stocks
> You're going to jail for manipulating stocks!

>>26689898
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT BUY STOCKS IF IT IS PROFITABLE THATS ILLEGALLLLLLL

>>26689898
This makes me bullish. If they are threatening you, you are doing something right.

Arrest me then. It would be a good excuse to drop out of college

>>26690613
Maybe if MMs didn't short a company above 100% we wouldn't be in this mess

Capitalism functions on COMPETITION. If you fuck up, you pay up.

Wallstreet fucked up. So now they gotta pay up

>>26690836
This. Eat shit, kikes

>>26690613
AJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJA, the more i know about the stock market the more convinced i am that it's just a glorified casino for filthy riches and a broken promise for the medium class.

>>26689898
Umm excuse me? I enjoy the vidya game so I buy the vidya game stonks

Maybe don’t gamble more money then you actually have?

>>26690613
Quiet Melvin

>>26690099
Check out my ID. That's the difference.

>>26690613
Nice buzzwords and mystification, kikelet.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KIKES ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

>>26689898
i like the stock very much

>>26689898
>people can't talk on the internet about the sticks they are going to buy

get the fuck outta here, salty bitch!

"insider trading" is when someone has inside information, not when external interests pool their resources, faggot. what do you think a BANK is?

>>26689898
Why would I be put in prison for buying stock in a company that I believe to have good fundamentals and wise investments for the future such as 5g?

>>26689898
DO A FLIP, FAGGOT

>>26690613
>market isnt casino
who ever said it was?
we're buying stocks not playing cards

WE LOVE THE STOCK

>>26689898
Sayf is mad he's gonna have to sell his yacht.

>>26689898
can someone post this pasta

>>26690183
Hahahahahahaha!

>shakes anon's hand

>>26690613
Maybe if THEY learned something they wouldn't have just lost 90 billion dollars to a bunch of internet trolls.

NOOOO HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF EFFICIENT MARKET THEORY? YOU CAN'T BUY STOCKS WITH POOR FUNDAMENTALS!!

>>26690613
If they believed in the value of the product they wouldnt be shorting it would they?

>>26691775
COZ IT IS GOOD TO US

>>26690401
>there's nothing illegal about this right?
right.

t. lawfag

>>26689898
COME TRY IT.

All I wanted was to invest in my favorite things, gaming and going to the movies, what's wrong with that?

>>26690183
Based Edward Snowden

>>26689898
>shorting 200% of an equity with billions of other peoples money is LEGAL
>buying and holding a share with your own money is ILLEGAL
this is your brain on jewish media

>>26691234
>Wallstreet fucked up. So now they gotta pay up
I saw today on MSNBC that a major short stakeholder exited GME last night and lost TWO. BILLION. DOLLARS. lole.

>>26690613
We like the stock. We see fundamental value in it. Whats wrong, Melvin?

>>26689898
I LIKE MOVIES

>>26690836
I was just told now was a good time to invest. What's the big deal?

>>26689898
I guess he was in for the short, Now hes in for the Long.

>>26689898
Top kek, people liking a stock doesn't make it manipulation and everyone was already fucked per the "great reset." If anything this literally un-fucks everyone by throwing a wrench in the "great reset" plan and saves literally billions of people from gulags.

Did all trading stop ?

>>26689898
t. Melvin

>>26689898
Lol he posts from his native IP address

>>26689898

oy vey hahahahaha

>>26690836
Im just following the herd like a good sheep. Isn't that what they want?

>>26689898
I just wanted to flush Gamestop with money ... wtf going on here CLASS ACTION AGAINST ALL THE DESKS THAT STOPPED TRAFING.

>>26689898
No?
I was already planning to buy in before I heard about any of this

>>26690686
dude GameStop is a shit and dying company. It was reasonable to put a short on it. You fucking idiots are being used

>>26690030
jej

>>26689898

>>26689898
Bullish for Lawyers Inc
Gonna take a long time to try and convict 10 million autists

IM NOT FUCKING SELLING

>>26690183
Me too! Safety first!

>>26690183
Based

>>26689898
Ok cool but how do you prove that we manipulated anything? I just like Gamestop and put stock in it :^)

>>26690613
and why should they be able to decide that? Why can't they just sell regularly instead of shorting like shit if they are so humble and generous?

>>26690613
funniest shit I read all day

>>26689898
>Get to be rich AND NEET
LIVIN THE DREAM

>>26689898
OY VEY ITS THE HODLACAUST

Good luck to them, I live in the middle of Amazonia.

>>26689898
I like these stocks. I'll buy more.

>>26690613
Spotted the rabbi

>>26689898
It is not illegal for the poor to buy stock. Don't listen to this retard fud. They literally coordinated the shorts, if anyone is going to prison, they are.

>>26689898
>people lose money buying stocks in a huge group
legal
>people gain money buying stocks in a huge group
illegal

Wouldn't be my first time in jail.
I can buy a shitload of commissary with the money I make.

>>26689898

Good luck.

>>26693682
wrong. they will pay a fine that is x100 your shit gains you will go to jail over

>>26690613
Despite borrowing 138% of the stock...

>>26689898
>Goys dont you know market manipulation is bad

Tell that to the Jews

>>26689898

>be random Goybinhood user
>see any of those surging like crazy
>Buy
>go to jail because

>>26689898
>WE LIKE THE STOCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rokf7CdyCrQ

No worries, I'll just hoop a smart phone and keep trading right from the joint.

have fun cashing out. Just know you owe me for those puts i bought

>Average guy buys a stock to make money during a depression
Goes to jail
>Wall street banker puts everyone in a depression, creates homelessness, economic collapse
Bail out

>$6969.69
Is it possible, anons?

>>26689898
>having weaker hands than fucking plebbit.
everybody whos jumping ship or buys amc deserves to be a slave in (((their))) game

the shills are so obvious yet many anons simply dont get it. this is not about making a quick buck here, its about sending them a message. its about sending them down the toilet.
this time for once we got them by the balls - we got them by the balls big time so dont lose focus. just buy gme, hold it until monday and enjoy seething suits all over the place.

never forget what they have done to you, to your parents or grandparents with their money. dont be dumb and side with them now.
goodspeed anon, we are all in this together.

>>26694475
you typed all that gay reddit shit out but still wont cash out any gains

It's just intimidation.

>>26691234
>Capitalism functions on COMPETITION.
It doesn't
Ideally and at conception, it did
We are in the era of enslavement
And if they bail out this stock, you'll get further proof that it's all a scam

>>26694393
lmao yeah, remember when the US federal government made a shitload of money on loans to financial institutions while avoiding a great depression that we would just be exiting now? that was the worst.

>>26694184
I snort laughed

>>26694210
I for one like the stock

>>26690099
if you get ahead financial you will be put in jail
if you say the wrong thing on social media you will be silenced
if you vote the wrong way they will find more votes

do you get it yet?

>>26693989
I turned on the news this morning and saw a couple stocks are going up for reasons I don't get, but I buy some. Sounds like a felony. Eat one fucker

>>26689898
NOT SO FAST.
Just give me two days. Possibly three if shipping fucks up. I can explain everything. No need to get cousin Moshe at the SEC involved.

I just like my Lil gamestop stock

It doin some.

>>26694944
Checked and based, diamond hands you motherfuckers

>>26689898
You're playing with people's pensions, peoples 401k's, peoples lives, and all you can do if laugh because "HUUURRR DURRR HEDGE FUND BADD!". Feel ashamed of yourself

Contracts won't be fulfilled if their insolvent and you'll be left holding a bag. You want the stock to appreciate, but you still want to have people want to buy it, supply and demand.

>>26693337
What an awfully made webm / gif

They’re literally trying to blame the bubble pop on people buying GameStop I’ve never seen something so ridiculous

>>26689898
Today is holocaust remembrance day. Round two mother fuckers!

>>26689898
Except it's not illegal. Big banks do this all the time. You think it was coincidence that there was that large of a short on a stock? A group if people talked a to each other pooled their money and shorted gme. Another group of people did the same thing the other way but are more loosely connected. Sec won't do shit.

>>26695162
The system is broken
It needs to be shattered

World Economic Forum is talking about a Great Reset
We agree
Just not by their terms

>>26695162
>putting your 401k in GME
they deserve it
and it will be covered by the FED in any case, just like in March

Fuck you

>>26689898
Kramer gets on TV every night and does it.

>>26689898
BUY MOOOOOOOOOOORE!
FUCK YOU KIKES

>>26689898
>they think they can put 20 million people in prison, for the crime of buying a stock based on investment advice from an interbutt user
How is it any different than some talking head on CNN saying what the hot stock picks of the week are? Oh right, becaue the jews are losing this time.

They have no legal justification, not that that has ever stopped them. Game is rigged, they're not even hiding it anymore. This is going to go much bigger than one bad gamble if they don't stop now.
>nooo only we can make profit on market gambling you aren't allowed nooo don't let them trade shut it down nooo aaaaaa nooooooo!!!!!!
oy vey

>>26689898
Imagine trying to prove each and every individual autist both posted in favor of GME and in a way that hinted at market manipulation, and also simultaneously can be tied to specific stock purchases. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. That'll be an expensive endeavor.

>>26695162
No, they played with my future 2 times 2008 and 2020 with "certain death plague". Now it's my turn to play

>>26689898
we will buy the prisons

>>26695214
The back ups on this shit go all the way to the shareholders. They could lose everything. The sec will get you paid.

>>26690774
The courts don't even want to spend the time prosecuting all the people that broke into the Capitol.

There's 4.5 million people following WSB

>>26695162
I really hope everything will burn
fuck you normie retard
GAME STOP

>>26689898
these fuckers really don't understand how much i love gamestop!

I FUCKING LOVE MOVIES AND POPCORN!

>>26695234
I feel like i recognize the filename of adjective adjective noun, but I can't quite place it.

This happened with Tesla and VW.
Nobody went to jail.
There's now billionaires playing both sides.
The SEC can do literally nothing.

>>26689898
too bad im already imprisoned LOL. fuck off faggot

>>26695162
The whole idea behind averaging down in an index fund is that short term ups and downs don't reflect the real value of a company. I don't get why people are butthurt when this is how the market has always worked.

>>26689898
So the plebs are not allowed to fight their overlords?
Is everything a jewish scam? Are we not allowed to do anything anymore, or else we bump into another scam, and they blame us of finding them out? What kind of loopy world are we becoming.
We did nothing wrong, you are fucking shit up,e are just playing your game, but the difference is that we are a bunch of autists 'middleclass' idiots.

>>26689898
How am I going to Prison? I just love Nokia phones.

>>26689898
>You think you are anonymous ?
Tripfags win again!

>>26695448
Are you sure about that?
>this pops up when logging in. Even if you're never even looked at GME or AMC.

>>26692354
now the real question is how that swindling little weasel had $2B to begin with. he didn't earn that at $20/hr.

>>26689898
i like movies nigger jew

>>26690613
>turns around and puts out press to manipulate the price of a stock in their favor

>>26690613
Calm down jew lover.

>>26694638
at least im not a papermoney bootlicker faggot. they will inflate it eitherway you brainlet so why not take them down also?

>>26689898
IT'S AFRAID

>>26694992
This.

>>26689898
i honestly don't give a fuck anymore. they gonna arrest me for individually buying a stock making a few thousand bucks? go ahead and try

>>26695615
Being doing hard time 3months straight was out for couple months and then back to the slammer, awaiting trial. No judge nothin even have to pay for my own cell

>>26689898
We like the stock

>>26689898
isnt this what they wanted, less regulation?

Forgot $expr

> FUCK KIKES
> AND FUCK JANNIES

Regards to my handler :)

-Straight Shooter
"Smoke while you got 'em"
<joined 2010, OLDFAG STATUS>

>>26690092
We just like Vidya games

>>26689898
Imagine actually believing that fud and not that they stand to make a killing short selling

>>26695772
>we won't let you buy this stongk because you might make money on it at our expense
There will be a class action lawsuit on their actions after this is over, so they can get fucked TWICE.

>>26696080
I want to go see a movie with several of my friends once the pandemic is over. So I invest in AMC.
>inb4 glowies remind me I don't have friends.
>an abundance of caution amid unprecedented market conditions and other factors.

>>26690344
Its like when newfags come to 4chan in millions and oldfags complain

>>26695162
>peoples 401k's
If your 401k isn't mostly a S&P 500 fund, then you're retarded. Don't gamble on individual stocks with your retirement account.

>>26694992
The tldr for life in America right here.

99% of us just saw it was going up really fast and decided to buy, nobody is manipulating or organizing anything.

>>26690613

> Things they pull out from are ill managed or are not able to operate profitably. Market isn’t a casino

What is a short?

what is shorting over 100%?

it is literally a gamble

>>26690099
cool it with the anti semitic remarks

>>26690030

>hedgies make millions from bagholding retail investors
Totally fine
>hedgies overextend and end up bagholding for retail investors for once
NOOOOOOO THIS IS MANIPULATION YOU CAN'T DO THIS WE'LL LOSE MONEY NOOOOOOO

>>26696192
this

>>26696359
>lawsuit.
>jewdiciary system.
Sure. You'll get, uh, either the worthless stock, or a $9 payout.
Remember when people got $75 after equifax leaked all their information?

>>26690613
>Market isn’t a casino
It is now!

>>26691282
they trade their positions just like we trade shitcoins, same leverage and degeneracy, but they do it with billions and buy the judges and politicians
Casino for all involved

>>26695162
>you're playing with peoples pension that only we are allowed to play with...

What is tge next thing they will try to shorten?

>>26689898
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>26690613

>shorts more shares than there exist shares
>they invest in things with fundamental value

>>26690613
138%
>138%
138%
>138%
138%
>138%

I'm gonna be in prison for buying a stock, voting for a major party candidate and consistently hating the worst people to ever walk the earth

>>26689898
come up and get me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMVSQVn97es

>>26690613
Hi Melvin

>>26689898
I have two phones, one i use for vidya and the other for movies. My interests align with my stock purchases, nothing to see here officer. Jews however, don't like 'em.

>>26690183
hackerman right here

>>26689898
is this some shitty psyOP to scare me into selling, or some sort of advanced falseflag psyOP to make me outraged and buy out of contrarianism?

honestly no idea anymore with this clown world

I haven't bought any stocks and I have no idea how this stuff works but today was a fun day.

>>26690613

>>26690613
The more I hear this the more I start hating jews

Just put orders in for GME, Nokia, and AMC.

Send the fbi faggot. I like stock

>>26689898
But i just got into this stock. Gamestock and blockbuster was always my FAVORITE STORES TO COME VISIT. im just happy its going good for em.And ill help by buying their stocks !.

Why am I in the mood for mid-2000s normie music today? Big Short vibes today, boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrLz4dweP5M&list=PL1CE20A45722BABD5&index=3

>>26689898
first amendment
BITCH

>>26697468
doesn't matter, every minute GME is held 6 gorillion jews are gassed

>>26689898
Just picture all the anons as a decentralized hedge fund. It’s no different.

Fuck yourself kike

Suck on my big fat steel dong

>>26689898
It's only a game when the hedge fund exploitiers are winning in their market manipulation game in collusion with "market makers".

>>26690836
Indeed, Kikes can get the gas

>>26697915
big balls bro

>>26689898
Top kek

>>26690613 >>26689898
>THIS ISN’T A FUCKING GAME

GAMERS RISE UP !
POWER to the PLAYERS!

>>26697733 >>26697570
BEAT the JEWS at their OWN GAME!

>>26697892
HEDGIE HOLOCAUST!

>>26697651 >>26697637

>>26690613
GAMERS RISE UP

>>26690613
everything has the value that people place on it. we just happen to value a video game store at $350 a share. that gives it a fundamental value

>>26693053
it's reasonable to short squeeze an over shorted stock

>>26690613
>Market isn't a casino
All the flashing lights say otherwise.

>>26689898
OH NO CLOWN WORLD JAIL HONK HONK

>>26694638
>didn't read

>>26694798
an involuntarily-funded government printing more of the currency of the people that they preside over to selectively bail out the entities that they decide to notice are in trouble is keynesianism, not capitalism
keynesianism is socialism in which welfare goes to especially socially manipulative people
this system is—like all other involuntarist systems, of which communism is the most fitting example ever to be a reality—garbage, fundamentally

>>26695772
This is how you know for a fucking fact that you should buy AMC and GME
/biz/zards working their magic again

>>26698269
WE GAMESTOP THE MARKET NOW

>>26690092
Movie theatres are gonna do really well after COVID

I legit like NOK

>>26689898
Don't forget, If anything happens blame Antifa!

>>26690099
>multi billion dollar hedge fund
>Dump hundreds of millions worth of a stock
>Random retail investors start to realize that you are extremely over leveraged
>Start buying up your shorts
>get liquidated
>WTF THIS IS MARKET MANIPULATION IT'S NOT WHEN I DO IT AND MAKE AN EXTREMELY RISKY BET

NOK looks good if you want to see large growth

>>26699613
>>26699110
5G on the moooooooon!

>>26691282
They want it to be a casino where they can pick the cards from the deck AFTER they bet against small guys money.

turdbenders cant stop the bull baby!

Stonks

>>26690613

I've just opened up my very first investing account

>>26695162
You mean the kikes who shorted more than 100% on GME using other people's money

99.6% of biz posters didn't do anything but 70% will take credit

NOK is flat

someone fix it

all the guys on telegram with ADD are already talking about other stocks

>>26689898
>A FUCKING GAME
Uhhh, yes it is.

>>26689898
>Don't manipulate the market, that's our job
fuck you

>>26695162
Tell me this then anon, what happened in 2008?
What happened to the people affected by the shorts?
Do you actually care about people's livelihoods, or are you just shilling for Melvin on a Mongolian basket weaving forum?
I hope you look back on posts like these after the man on the street has sent GME to the moon, and stuck it to the institutions unable to keepup.