/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26677294
fuck jewish people

>>26677294
I think the fundamentals on all of them are pretty solid.

>>26677294
I don't care. I have nothing to lose aside from the small sum of money I have. If they come for me over this they wont take me alive.

>>26677294
So $BBBY get off scot free?

thank you based SEC

what does nokia have to do with this

>>26677294
how are your shorts doing?

>>26677294
good luck putting 2 million retail traders in prison
if you're big money get fucked your time has come

>>26677294
THE JEW CRIES IN PAIN AS HE STRIKES YOU. fuck off kike.

We game
We like movies

That’s illegal now you bitch? I was gonna buy these anyway

>>26677294
what law have I broken?

I like Battle roads and movies, think they'll make a big comeback after the virus is over

>>26677294
capitalism is a joke if a bunch of redditors and elon musk can break the stock market

>>26677294
Problem Rabbi?

For buying a stock? Have you seen how much it's grown? Who wouldn't invest in that?

>>26677814
based and anti jew pilled

>>26677294
Great story bro.

>>26677294
shut the fuck up shekelburg
I'm buying AMC because I know the long term value proposition of the cinema industry

>>26677294
Comfy gains kek

>>26677294
you do realize these threads dont last forever right?
How they gonna track our ip through the archives lmaooooo

>>26677294
>Coordinated market manipulation is a not a game
Who is doing the coordination?

AMC WILL BE AT $30 EOD
AMC WILL BE AT $30 EOD

>>26678084
>good luck putting 2 million retail traders in prison
They don't need to. They just give your name to the IRS.

>>26677294
I dont have IP, i dont even have a computer. Nice try Rabbi.

>>26677294
4chan doesn’t keep logs for more than 2 weeks faggot.

>>26677294
>Coordinated market manipulation is a not a game
Then why did the hedge funds do it? Why is it fine when corrupt boomers do it? People like you are going to be hunted down, dragged from their houses and lynched in the streets of Minecraft.

anyone notice the exact same fud threads from yesterday reposted word for word?

>>26677294
>Coordinated market manipulation

There's literally no coordinated market manipulation. Anons are simply and individually deciding to buy GME.

in your dreams fag

>>26678491
my sweet summer child lol

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You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

>>26677294
>coordinated market manipulation
>hedgefund shills all angry on all tv channels everywhere

it's their own gay, lamer

>>26677294
>>26677294
lmao you cannot seriously think that it's illegal to buy stock on hype

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>>26679009
LITERALLY DON'T CARE
FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JEWS FUCK THE FED AND FUCK THE ECONOMY

Added :)

>>26679009
FUCK YOU NIGGER. YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME.

>>26677294
>Buying a stock you believe will go up is illegal
Don't care what's happening, stock goes up I buy in early.

we are not insiders here retard, and its legal to discuss stocks

>>26678377

Unironically this. I started buying it days ago when they raised a billion dollars to stay open

>>26679024
game
gay
lamer

>>26677294
You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch

I'm still not selling you kikes.

>jews are gonna arrest thousands of people all around the world

lol ok moshe

>>26677294
It's free speech you fucking smoothbrain it is not illegal to buy a stock. What is illegal is shaking down the government for trillions of dollars because of your own retardation by having your shills at the treasury department threaten congress with martial law. FUck off.

>>26679009
Fuck kikes, fuck niggers, fuck fiat, fuck this rigged system

>>26679009
i love this copypasta

>>26679009
maybe they shouldn't short at over 100%

>>26679009
>Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge.
yeah it's this thing called freedom of speech
fucking plebbit
go the fuck back

>>26679009
If I can’t afford a house, why should I care if some dumbfuck boomer loses theirs?

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>>26677294
My dearest friend, 'tis with immense pleasure that I inform you that your letter has found safe travel to my destination and landed in my hands. However, this pleasure was fated to remain short lived and bittersweet, for I must also admit to you, regardless of what distress it may cause to you, knowing you went to great trouble to pen it and deliver it to me, that I in fact declined to open it and refused to read the message contained within. Surmising your intentions, there exists no doubt in my heart regarding your sincere worries for my financial well being, but alas your attempts to convince me to modify my investment strategies shall regretfully remain futile, as my stubbornness in this matter has indeed been sealed irrevocably and no other voice shall rock its imperturbable foundations. Allow me then to reiterate my will once more, and do your best to forever remember it for no change will follow: I shan't part ways with my beloved asset for it is my utmost belief that I have invested wisely and foresee infinite potential in its future, and therefore no other possession in this world shall change my decision, not even a mountain of gold! For my possessed asset is indeed fated to be worth more than any other riches in the world. We shan't speak of this no more. Sincerely yours, your beloved friend.

>>26677294
>buying stock and holding it is illegal
>degenerate naked shorting by hedge funds isn’t

>>26677294
Fuck kikes, fuck you schlomo, suck my kosher dick

christ is king

>>26679009
Spare me rabbi silvershekelstein

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/stop-laughing-about-gamestops-stock-mania-no-really-11611760785?mod=mw_quote_news

Seriously guys, this hurts REAL PEOPLE. You won’t be laughing when the news articles release about these kids losing their life savings on this hysteria.

>>26679009
>it's afraid

Those kikes at Robbinhood rejected my order for GME and AMC soon as the market opened. Can't place another right now either.

>>26677294
>a bunch of autists talking about stonks
>market manipulation

>>26677294
shut the fuck up melvin

You have all angered the jews. I pray for your safety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feESUjU3xYg

>>26679009
Get shot.
Get raped.
Get your throat cut.
Get your intestines wrapped around your child’s neck.
Get your wife cut open.
Get your mother speared with a hot iron.
And kill yourself.

>>26679009
I’m literally a black Jew I think I’ll be ok snow nigger

>go to prison for reading a website that says "such and such is a good buy"
Literally impossible. Fuck off Melvin.

>yfw you realize the president of the united states literally fucks underage virgins and then once used up consumes their flesh and blood but is relatively free

>but but mommy basement dweller made 10k on de market better LOCK HIM UP

>>26679412
They control the game. This is a play to get people out of crypto.

>>26677294
SEETHE COPE DILATE
you can't even trace your ancestry to Jacob

>>26679009
>THEY'RE PLAYING THE GAME BETTER THAN WE ARE

I'm not even placing calls I'm buying shares. KYS

>>26677294
Oh no I legally purchased GME and bought a month ago in order to troll some rich boy bankers. I'm so scared.

>>26677294
>>26679009
I see the strategy and I like it. you have posting expertise, and insight into the nature of responses on this web site. I am admiring, and will take this experience with me to implement in my future posting.

>>26677294
>Enjoy the view from the inside of your jail cell
kek, it'll be better than where you sleep, faggot

>>26679009
boomer cope

LETS GO CLF

>>26677294
HEY NIGGER-FED I'VE BEEN IN THE BOX 3 TIMES LOL
IT'S NOT THAT BAD
SUCK IT

i'll introduce you anons to the right people, we'll lift weights and make potato vodka for 6 months while our satoshi's moon.

fuck nogs
fuck feds
and FUCK (((THEM)))

>>26677294
Market manipulation?
I just heard these were good buys from tards online, i dont get what gets your kippah in a bunch

>>26677294
I'm sure that will be a real fun trial lmao

>>26677294

All major Canadian stock-trading platforms are down right now, as are at least some of the minor ones.

So right now, if you're in Canada, you're essentially locked into all your positions.

What a coincidence not even one of them stayed functional. But oh yeah we're the ones manipulating the market.

>>26679009
>You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under

>You are
No. They are losing billions because they made a bad bet and lost. If you can't take a loss then you clearly aren't gambling stonks ethically in the first place.

>People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result.

People lose their homes, mortgages and investments when you short their companies. Don't like the taste of your own medicine?

>There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

There is a loser on every trade and today that loser is you which is why you're here venting your frustrations. Unironically buy GME if you want to save yourself.

>Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

No laws were broken.

>>26679009
imagine living in burgeristan haha I invite every jewish US judge to come to my home country where the stone fence around every single house in my village is twice as old as your whole nation. Cheap fudders are really the worst

>>26677294
>noooooooooooooooooo you can't talk about buying stocks you filthy gentiles
Israel is a genocidal state.

>>26677294
how many ovens there was on auchwitz-birkenau?
you don't need to answer. because no matter how many there was, IT WASNT ENOUGH FOR THE FILTHY NOSE TRIBE

>>26679804
and they want to play silly games with people that hold this much power. At least with crypto they would have to shut down the entire internet.

>>26677294
FUCK OFF SHILLS. NEVER SELLING.
500$ EOD, 1000$ EOW.

>>26677294
All the people working with these hedge funds will be in prison.

>>26679009
good, fuck you and all your extended family
a curse upon you and your kind, such as has never before befallen the heirs and false claimants to the sons of Jacob
a curse upon you and your kind forever
the Lord frowns upon your folly and has abandoned you to languish upon this earth
the Lord has given up on trying to save you "poeple"; if your ancestors were at one point "chosen", you are no longer.

>>26677294
>coordinated market manipulation
>CNBC literally has a show telling you which stonks to buy and sell
Fuck off Melvin

>>26677294
shut the fuck up kike

>>26680104
Just like in 2008! Who's streets! Their streets bitch

>>26679371
>feeling bad for someone who risks money that he can't afford to lose

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>>26677294
I just like gamestop.

I like the stock

Don't you bastards realise you are destroying people's lives with this coordinated Gamestop pump?
I work in a major New York hedge fund.
I just got off the phone from my ex-wifes boyfriend and he said she is literally shaking!
With the money I'm losing I might only be able to pay her 200,000 dollars in alimony instead of the usual 350 000 dollars I give her.
How is my wife and her boyfriend (my former pool boy) going to survive?
Gucci hand bags don't grow on trees you know.
My daughter wanted to attend a prestigious street mime course in Paris, but now that looks like it's out of the question.
And my son, my son for the love of God.
We had our heart set on him going to Harvard this year, but now it looks like it will be Yale.
YALE for God's sake!
You'll all pay for this!
Stop buying Gamestock and destroying innocent billionaires!
Oh the humanity

>>26677294
Do you honestly think they could do that? Only reddit alone there are 100s of thousands in the GME threads. Not counting the retail normies that saw. This is the new's fault it would have just been a small thing until CNBC and every other news site wouldn't stfu about it. Now its a full on slaughter.

>all these fucking replies AGAIN on troll bait
OP will be eating good tonight

>>26677294
they wont be... but they will be forced to see their stock lose value and lose all their money as the market gets shut down and they dump the price to fix it.... whoever has money still in it now, im sorry to say you have just lost it all

>>26677294
how is the US going to arrest an entire call center in Bangladesh?

>>26677294
What are you talking about? I bought them because I saw them going up. That's what you're supposed to do, right?

>>26677294
all the more reason to crash the market with no survivors

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>>26677294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9KMSYblcnU

Fuck it. Let's keep going. Let's teach these fuckers a lesson. Make them so bankrupt they'll have no choice but to eat their dogs.

>>26677294
Hey faggot I just woke up, this was reddit's
doing Elon Musk tweeted about it
what the fuck do I have to do with this
stock was going up and I bought
You are the one posting about
plus I am behind 900 proxies
75 vpns and my dad works
at nintendo nigger

>>26677294
яж ми кyp

>>26677294
>not only do I get to see the markets crashing as I get to see redditors going to jail
thank you God for letting me witness this

>>26679009
>institutions lose billions
>somehow will have money to persecute me

lmao fuck kikes and fuck the market

>>26677494
Based as VUCK

>>26680421
>prestigious street mime course in Paris, but now that looks like it's out of the question.
>And my son, my son for the love of God.
>We had our heart set on him going to Harvard this year, but now it looks like it will be Yale.
>YALE for God's sake!
>You'll all pay for this!
>Stop buying Gamestock and destroying innocent billionaires!
>Oh the humanity

you earned a kek

>>26679009
you will never be a woman

>>26677294
I like the tech. and GME rhymes with GRT, so dues volt

>be casual
>don't even know what short sells are
>look it up

Sounds like it should be illegal to be quite honest. Shorts screw people over, but rich fucks get butthurt when some nerds suggest some stocks on 4chan.

>>26677294
and you’ll be in the ovens

>>26682099
Making shorts illegal would be antisemitic.

>>26682099
Shorts are fine, desu. Anytime a hedge fund shorts a significant amount of a stock they can be punished for it.
We just need to keep punishing them until they are afraid to pull this shit in the future.

>>26679995
inb4 extradited to the USA and given the capital punishment

>>26677294
buying a super bullish stock is illegal but naked shorting is fine. welcome to kikeland!

>>26679009
>Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge.
neither of these things are A illegal or B explicitly stated to be against the rules. while freedom of speech does not apply to a privately owned website it is worth mentioning to specifically American citizens
>The United States does not have hate speech laws, since the U.S. Supreme Court has repeatedly ruled that laws criminalizing hate speech violate the guarantee to freedom of speech contained in the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
while you may not like it this is what peak freedom looks like.

>>26677294
Thanks, got 340 BB @ 13.40 chilling

>>26679157
I mean, if they were competitive institutions , then they wouldn't be vulnerable to a chat board, right? So this must be good for the markets as a whole, right? Weeding out the shitty, weak, diseased buffalo from the herd.

>>26677294
seethe more

what if i bought puts

You nigga, I bought AMC because there are multiple vaccines, and people are itching to return to the movie theater experience. I bought AMC when it was around $2, way before any of this was happening.

>>26677294
Op is a faggot

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>>26682770
Short provide liquidity to sell positions. The only problem is allowing them to fucking do it at retarded levels. There is 0 fucking reason they should be able to short a stock 140%

Fuck off retard

>>26677294
there's one problem kike
we aren't organised

>>26683515
I still wouldn't touch that shit stain.

>>26683515
Congrats on owning the New York Mets.

>>26677294
lick my nuts kike.
it's okay for billionaire nosebergs but not for the average joe huh?

>>26677294
the seethe is real

>>26684915
This was fun until /pol/cels showed up. I'm out.

>>26677494
Fpbp

>>26677294
check out this guy

>>26677294
The time has come for you to get in the oven.

but what if i only bought a little bit of nok, bb, and amc?
i don't want to go to jail

>>26677294
You are fighting with forces you can't even grasp, goyim. We DARE you to buy. You will lose more than just your money.

Wait wut, why?
I saw it going up and TV reporting on it, so I fomo'd on GME and AMC, I'm innocent.

You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

So Elon Musk is going to prison? Kek okay Schwartz

>>26677494
BASED! BASED! BASED! BASED! BASED! BASED! BASED! BASED! BASED! BASED! BASED! BASED!

>>26677294
Lol

>>26685726
pussy

>>26677814
Me too anon, me too. I wish a motherfucker would try to be honest.

For buying a stock they've been talking about CNBC all week?

>>26685726
>believing multi billion dollar hedge funds are simply jewish by happenstance

>they designed a system where you aren't supposed to collude despite the big banks doing so everyday
How did something as retarded as the stock market come about

>>26677294
What's illegal about speculation?

>>26686955
Kabbalah

>>26677294
I read an article on yahoo and decide it was too good to pass up

>>26677294
Glow harder faggot

>>26679009
You fucking sneedposters really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing Chuck to lose billions of suck and fuck and might even cause the store to go under. Chuck will lose their store, Chuck's suck and fuck will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every sneedpost and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you.

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off Chuck for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for seed and feed? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “seed” and “feed” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

OK I'm not American lol

>>26677294
You and every other fucking idiot spreading this lie can fuck right off!

>>26686216
Everyone here is me
I'm telling myself to buy but sometimes i think it's risky. I still bought a couple however

>>26679009
mass replying cunt

>>26677294
I don't even trade stocks but I like salt so thanks

>>26679009

I'm pretty sure we've been losing since 1987.

We get one win and they cry foul?

jews do some illegal stock manipulation, get caught, than threaten jail for everyone else, Fuck you op

>>26679009
(((THey))) made people lose their homes knowingly in 2008 and got bailed out despite that huge crime. I think I know who the bad guys are

>>26677294
So everyone in every chat room on the interwebs, talking about every ticker out there is in trouble?

>>26677294
If buying stocks because you read on reddit that someone thought it was a good buy, then everybody working at CNBC should be arrested pronto. The Jews manipulate the market every day.

>>26688289
this

>>26677814
>they wont take me alive.
kek
>>26679009
>You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars
Haven't they manipulated markets to their advantage, and the detriment of individual investors?

>>26677294
>noooooooo you can't just buy a stock, it's wrongggggg
gtfo. Nothing illegal happened.

>>26688289
Yeap. There are "rules" and "law" and then there is reality.

>>26677294
But anon, it's not coordinated. We're not even an organisation, we're more of an idea. Like Antifa.

>>26679009
are you saying it's happening?

>>26679009
stale pasta

>>26677294
I hope they arrest all 9 gorillion of us at the exact same time.

>>26679412
i cant even open an account on robinhood, get some "request has been terminated" error.

>>26677294
Lmfao that's not how coordinated market manipulation works, you retard. Do some actual research.

>>26677294
am i on a watchlist now? is buying stocks criminal activity in this situation? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>26679009
>MARK OUR WORDS
Awww. The jews are getting sad they're gonna take a hit, so now they're trying to strongarm.
Get fucked, penny-pincher.

>>26677294
wouldnt that make all the normie news sites talking about it somewhat responsible? what if i was just a typical retard looking for tops to buy?

>>26677294
>Coordinated
Lol.

>>26679548
this

>>26679009
>same copypasta
SUFFER KIKE

>>26677294
Are you willing to jail tens of thousands just to avenge a couple bankrupt jews? Are you prepared for the anger this will instill in their families? Think carefully.

>>26677294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA
Gamers Rise Up

>>26677294
Gamestop is the future of gaming!

>>26679009
I thought the rich were the bad guys? Are you defending wallstreet and bankers?
WTF is wrong with rebels/activists these days?
Is everybody a jew defender these days?

>>26679009
cope harder Melvin

>>26679009
sneed

>>26677294
gas yourself kike

Fuck kikes and fuck israel go kill yourself

>>26677294
I like the stock.

>>26677494
/thread

>>26693775
> is buying stocks a criminal activity?

>>26677294
Liking an undervalued stock is illegal to kikes like you now? Hope you Jim off a bridge hedgy

>>26679009
Bitch, I hope you all go under.