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Markets open in 10 minutes - GEAR UP FOR WAR. Countdown to open:

https://www.tradinghours.com/markets/nasdaq/hours

Citrus lied. Short interest is up to 250% today (from 140% yesterday), that means our profit margins on the squeeze just doubled. How to defend from short attacks:

- Expect trading halts (we had 5 yesterday)
- Expect fud from checkmarks on twitter and CNBC
- Buy every fucking dip
- Place market orders instead of leverage trading
- Remove your stop loss so they can't take your stock
- Don't be a paper handed bitch, HODL = WIN

We're going to $1000 minimum today.

* HOW TO BUY GME STOCK *

For Americans: Robinhood
For Europeans: Etoro, Revault
For crypto /biz/: Currency.com has tokenized stocks (GME, AMC, etc). Ftx.com

>> No.26668550

>>26668443
It's fuckin revolut not revault motherfucker. I use this shit have some respect.

>> No.26668571

318
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>> No.26668573

IS THERE GOING TO BE A DIP?

>> No.26668576
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26668576

EVERY JEW IS A NIGGER FROM ETHIOPIA.

>> No.26668586

We're at 300 again boys!

>> No.26668587

>pump eet

>> No.26668603

WHERE'S THE FUCKING DIP REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.26668607
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26668607

Good luck everyone

>> No.26668609

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS AND KIKES SUCK MY DICK

>> No.26668615

YOU FUCKERS SAID GME WOULD DIP first thing in the morning

>> No.26668616

MY ORDER IS AT 209 DO I PUT IT HIGHER?????????

>> No.26668625

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.26668631

320 BOYS WE ARE DUE FOR TAKE OFF.
I HOPE YOU GOT YOUR TICKETS CAUSE WE SPACEBOUND NOW

>> No.26668635

>>26668443
9 mins

326 and rising fast bros Im not gonna wait for the dip this shits gonna rocket so fast

>> No.26668636

IGNORE AMC POSTERS THEY ARE KIKES IN DISGUISE TRYING TO GET YOU TO SELL

>> No.26668644

this is fucking insane im so happy

>> No.26668646

Guys I don't think my 209 buy in is gonna work if the premarket is at fucking 341

>> No.26668649
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26668649

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

>boomer hedgies reeeing
>tendie neeties feeling
>Citron Melvin seething
>stonks go up, rope sales up, biz and WSB winning.
>WE DIDNT START THE FIREEEEE

>> No.26668653

Inb4 opening pump because of Off Market buy orders by all Elon groupies

>> No.26668654

OY VEY STOP IT

>> No.26668665

Oh what the fuck is happening. Are we gonna open at 400?

>> No.26668672
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26668672

>>26668443
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO 9 MINUTES
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

>> No.26668674

400 pre market is a real possibility

this shit has DOUBLED IN PRICE overnight

>> No.26668684
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26668684

boota for good luck gme bros

>> No.26668695

How big will the 420.69 sell wall be? I’m honestly concerned.

>> No.26668692

>>26668616
350 now.
https://www.google.com/search?q=gme+stocks&oq=gme&aqs=chrome.0.69i59l3j69i60l5.1664j1j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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26668701

/asp/ reporting in
WE TAKIN OFF

>> No.26668702

>>26668443
>Revoult
If i place order now, I'e for $1000 I buy $1000 worth when market opens or of value it have now?

>> No.26668706

Anon from the brevious bread: what is your basis for the $350 put?

>> No.26668709

3 FUCKING 50

>> No.26668710

I have a cousin who does trading. Do I wire him 500 bucks to make a bet?

>> No.26668728

350 holy fuck

>> No.26668731

>>26668646
It'll buy at the best available price, which will be whatever it is right when the market opens

>> No.26668732

There's going to be a huge dip when market opens because of all the limit sells triggering. Hold strong boys

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26668737

>>26668443
KEEP BUYING HOMIES

>> No.26668741

will there be a dip or do I buy as soon as the market opens? Never done this shit please advise I want to help fuck the jews

>> No.26668744

>>26668609
based

Also sneed

>> No.26668751

AHAHA CNBC KEKS

>> No.26668754

#BUYMOARGANG
#HODLGANG

>> No.26668756

361

>> No.26668765

Ahahshhsahhahaahahahhah 300 again boys, next stopp 600!!!!

>> No.26668769

>>26668443
Am I supposed to sell at the open when its most expensive and the buy back everything when it drops later in the day?

>> No.26668776

Should I buy at the oppening or wait a few minutes?

>> No.26668778

Fuck it. I'm going in

>> No.26668777

>>26668692
FUUUGGGG at this rate I'll barely be able to afford 2

>> No.26668783

>>26668644
Stop writing like women fucking redditors
We don't do that here

>> No.26668784

>>26668695
Only 4160 shares rn

>> No.26668793
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26668793

AMC chads report in. Up 300 percent.

>> No.26668798
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26668798

>close tab to get some uni work done 40 minutes ago at 220
>expect it to crash further until open
>check premarket just now
>300
>refresh
>350
The hedge funds are going down aren't they?

>> No.26668801

>>26668702
No. it will buy at best price available once market opens.

>> No.26668806

FUCK ETORO
BUY AT MARKET OPEN

>> No.26668810
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26668810

BUY BUY BUY BUY NIGGERS

PREMARKET MOONING

-5 MINS TILL OPENING

>> No.26668815

I was here

>> No.26668819

BRO WTF IS HAPPENING

>> No.26668823
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26668823

>>26668701
lol at Melvin KWAB

>> No.26668832

>>26668702
when market opens

>> No.26668835

>>26668695
There has to be an anon with access to a Bloomjew terminal who can show us.

>> No.26668839
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26668839

>>26668443
bros what's happening?

>> No.26668843

This shit rises quicker in value % wise than BTC LOOOOOOL

>> No.26668848
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26668848

I guess I'll just buy the di-

>> No.26668853

>>26668701
/tg/ /pol/ and /vg/ here.

>> No.26668863
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>>26668443
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>350

>> No.26668864

wtf there massive drops then it bounces back in seconds. That shit is terrifying?

>> No.26668866

and i thought i miss the ride when i bought at 160

>> No.26668865

382
FUG

>> No.26668873

HOYL FUCKING SHITS KADS 380 LMAOOO

>> No.26668872

375 holy fuck

>> No.26668876

when market opens this shit is going to EXPLODE

we might reach 1000 before the afternoon

>> No.26668878

I bought back in a minute ago at $247 diamond handing. Sell order placed for $5,000

>> No.26668881

>>26668443
There will be massive shilling once the markets open.

>> No.26668885

>>26668731
I'm in swedistan though, I have to use shit like Avanza, does that even have that option?

>> No.26668888
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26668888

>In for 5
>Kicking myself for not going all in
HOW COULD I HAVE KNOWN?

>> No.26668900

>>26668443
Is it too late to partake on this?
If it is I'll just sit and watch

>> No.26668912

is it too late to buy in? when's the dip? wtf?

>> No.26668921
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26668921

>>26668443

>> No.26668924

What's the story? Is Melvin 100% out of its position or was that FUD psy-op to shake out weak hands?

>> No.26668928

This is a bit premature but.... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.26668929

>put in 260~ dolleridoos
>price has gone from 230~ to 350~
please sir... can i have just one stonk?

>> No.26668931

WILL IT GO TO $400??

>> No.26668946

>>26668695
>420.69 sell wall
this is the most entertaining thing to happen on biz for years

>> No.26668945

>>26668443
Holy fuck it just jumped 100 in the past few minutes

>> No.26668950

>>26668649
you have one too many lines here

>> No.26668958

DON'T SELL, DON'T SELL DON'T SELL HOOOOOOOOOOOOLD! the price may look juicy to sell but FUCKING HOLD TILL WE MAKE IT TO 1K also DON'T LISTEN TO THE FAKE CNBC BULLSHIT TO MAKE YOU SELL HOOOLD THAT BITCH

>> No.26668960

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>> No.26668966

Between GME and AMC, I’ve managed to make enough to pay off my car and tuition. I’m never doubting you people.

>> No.26668987

I was going to buy at 240 after I finished taking a shit then I see it at 350 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.26668997

THEY WILL HALT AGAIN 15 MINS AFTER OPEN. LOAD UP AGAIN IF THEY DO.

>> No.26669002

KEEP ON SHORTIN' GABE
>KEEP ON SHORTIN' GABE
KEEP ON SHORTIN' GABE
>KEEP ON SHORTIN' GABE

>> No.26669015

>>26668900
you have 6 minutes

>> No.26669018

>>26668924
of course it's the latter, anon
the short float was still 130%+
that's why the news spot used "allegedly"

>> No.26669020

>GME at $250
>Turn my head to my other monitor and watch Youtube
>15 minutes later
>Look at GME
>$380

Holy fuck, lads.

>> No.26669021

Well, I'm assuming my $190 order isn't going to go through on open...

>> No.26669023

>>26668912
The dip was yesterday or when it was 200 in premarket. Given how hard it is pumping now, I expect an explosion. No dips, this is spacebound now.

>> No.26669024

HELP ME I'M COMPLETELY FUCKED I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS GETTING INTO I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT YACHTS WHAT MODEL SHOULD I BUY WITH MY GME BILLIONS?

>> No.26669027
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26669027

6 MINUTES TILL OPEN
https://youtu.be/o1tj2zJ2Wvg

>> No.26669039

fucking hold lads

>> No.26669040

so if I put in a buy order of 4 shares it won't exceed my buying power right
so if it goes like 500$ a stock suddenly on market open it will only buy as much as I can afford?

>> No.26669044

WHY DID IT JUMP SO CLOSE TO MARKET OPENING

>> No.26669045
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>> No.26669049

BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.26669060

$500 by lunchtime!

>> No.26669063

HOLD HOLD HOLD, WE ARE GOING TO THE FUCKING MOON

>> No.26669066

Ok, sorry for being a retarded newfag here, but what are the implications of those hedgefunds going the way of the dodo?
Apart of some suspiciously nosed individuals seething hard and some suspiciously npc individuals hanging?

>> No.26669070

>>26668946
>this is the most entertaining thing to happen on biz for years
$1488 sell wall is going to be epic.

>> No.26669086
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26669086

Guys... I signed up for IBKR and wired money yesterday...
It's still not there.
My portfolio is still 0.
This fucking sucks.
I can't just sign up elsewhere either because the 1000 bucks are wired are basically gone for now. What the fuck man, why does god hate me?

>> No.26669096

WILL IT DIP YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

>> No.26669097

AAAAAAH ITS FALLING

>> No.26669105

>>26668900
if you already have an account for a broker you might get a small slice of the pie in 5 minutes when the market opens.
if not, just watch and enjoy the show
Disclaimer: I am not a financial advisor

>> No.26669110

HOLY FUCK

when we hit $1000 i'm buying myself an apartment

>> No.26669112

IT AINT GOIN DOWN
BUY BUY BUY

>> No.26669114

wtf! I put in a market order and now its 6k over what I have I had 10k ready to go... what will happen??

>> No.26669116

WHEN I BUY HOW DO I PUT
>STOP LOSS
>TAKE PROFIT
TELL ME NIGGERS

>> No.26669117

Melvin said they covered their short position. Is this FUD to shake us out? Seems like it since the stock is still rising pre market.

>> No.26669120

THE DUMPING BEGINS THE DIP IS UPON US AT OPEN

>> No.26669121

HOLD AND I PROMISE WE ARE GOING TO THE MOON

>> No.26669123

>>26668912
I recommend buying now, but I'm no expert and you should decide for yourself.

>> No.26669127

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

>> No.26669148

>>26669066
insurance insurance until government backs it

>> No.26669160

Here comes that dip you ordered

>> No.26669162

FUCK $1000 WE HITTING $25000

>> No.26669174

AMC GOING DOWN OH NO NONO

>> No.26669179
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>>26669020

>> No.26669205
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FUCK I ONLY BOUGHT 32 SHARES FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SHOULD I BUY MORE ON OPEN ???

>> No.26669207

What the Fuck is going on here!? You can't keep doing this! How is it up to $350 the market hasn't even Fucking opened yet!

>> No.26669217

PULL YOUR CRYPTO AND BUY BUY BUY!

>> No.26669213

>>26669117
It’s fud

>> No.26669220

GAS THE HEDGIES, BATTLE TOADS NOW

>> No.26669223
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>> No.26669227

would u like some fries

>> No.26669229
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>>26668571
Ready to buy yet?

>> No.26669241

>>26668888
Checked. Don’t worry about it. You’re still making a good amount of money. I went in on 4 at $42, sold at $110, bought 14 at $78, and sold 10 of them after hours around $250. Secured my initial investment plus a chunk of change. Letting the last 4 ride. Be happy with what you make.

>> No.26669242

>up to 325
lmao

>> No.26669244

So this is what a moon mission looks like. RIP hedgies

>> No.26669247
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>> No.26669259

>300 might be the lowest price today
FUCK OFF LET ME BUY IN REEEEEEEEE

>> No.26669257

>>26669066
China rubbing their hands. They will bailout and take over a dozen companies maybe.

>> No.26669272

>https://twitter.com/CitronResearch/status/1352344043246608385
ahaahahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaahhaha

>> No.26669279

>>26668443
bump

>> No.26669285

ALRIGHT BOYS

GOING IN 15K FOR AMC AT 21.50 OR LOWER

>> No.26669284

>>26669148
What isnurance? If the funds are broke there is money to pay out the insured

>> No.26669286

>>26669205
YES BUYBUYBUY

>> No.26669289

>>26668885
if the pre-market price on tradingview is 330 for example, set a buy order to like 350 (or higher if you have the funds)

>> No.26669293

>>26668607
likewise brother

>> No.26669297

BUY GME THEN PLACE A LIMIT SELL ORDER FOR $5,000 SO YOUR SHARES CANNOT BE BORROWED FOR SHORTING.

>> No.26669302

>>26668607
Don't forget your stick

>> No.26669304

>Your documents have been verified positively. We are checking now if all of your data is fine and activate your account right away.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26669306

>>26669220
MY PREORDER HAS FINALLY ARRIVED

>> No.26669303

>>26669110
You'll be able to buy the fucking COMPLEX

>> No.26669311
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26669311

>325
325
>325
325
>325
325

THREAD THEME:

https://youtu.be/DR0fl5fgTDg?t=147

>> No.26669313
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26669313

>stockwits literally broken by GME
wew

>> No.26669318

DO NOT SELL YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.26669319
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26669319

I'm so glad I woke up at Midnight thanks lads

>> No.26669321

what's the probability of an immediate halt lol

>> No.26669322
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26669322

How is Melvin feeling right now?

>> No.26669330

Is there an automatic sell set after I buy a stock on robinhood? How do I change it, can I change it beforehand?

>> No.26669337
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26669337

4 MINUTES
https://youtu.be/O4irXQhgMqg

>> No.26669335

>>26669272
THE MAN WHO WAS TRICKED TO DEATH

>> No.26669354

>>26668888
Just the entire board SCREAMING GME for the last 3 days?

>> No.26669364

>>26669321
100%.

>> No.26669368

>>26668443
I ONLY HAVE 2 SHARES I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>> No.26669373

>>26669321
100 FUCKING PERCENT

>> No.26669375

geared up for battle, see yous on Friday boys lfg

>> No.26669379

>>26669114
trade won't process due to insufficient funds

>> No.26669390

They are going to halt it right away, this rally is the most insane shit I've witnessed.

>> No.26669392

calm before the storm bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYI09PMNazw

>> No.26669394

>>26668636
Fuck you I bought both. GME for over the moon black swan fun and AMC for a possible repeat but more shares since I got in early.

>> No.26669420

>>26669289
Then I'd have to cancel my current order right?I only really have like 7500SEK to really go all in with sadly

>> No.26669423

>>26669322
Probably pretty JUST.

>> No.26669434

HODL THE LINE MARINES

>> No.26669435

>>26669379
fuck me! thanks for the reply.

>> No.26669436

>>26669321
smash that order button as soon as the market opens and you might evade it

>> No.26669437

GAS ALL GAY BEARS

HOLD

>> No.26669439

Bought into the meme. I hesitated for 10 minutes and I already could've doubled my money there.
Let's see where this ride ends.

>> No.26669440

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqGE-P5r1CQ

>> No.26669442

>>26669322
tight around the neck from the $ROPE, probably

>> No.26669446

Message got out that the short interest is now 240%. That is why it is pumping so hard.

>> No.26669449
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>>26669322

>> No.26669458

>>26669117
GameStop definitely offering shares now or maybe post market

>> No.26669459

>>26669321
I can smell the SEC's greasy cock from across the nation

>> No.26669467

What price to buy in on? wtfffff

>> No.26669470

GME GME GME

>> No.26669473

Whatever happens, it's been an honour, gentleman

>> No.26669478
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26669478

>>26669322
>How is Melvin feeling right now?

>> No.26669493

Wtf bros, limit orders at 1488 isn't going to cut it, maybe put it to 5k instead??

>> No.26669502

>>26669321
100% and another right after trading resumes

>> No.26669507

>>26669420
yes

>> No.26669509

>>26669304
if that's trading 212, it took only 15 minutes for me

>> No.26669510

Will it go back below 300? I wanted to buy just 1

>> No.26669514
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2 MINUTES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q

>> No.26669512

>>26669321
The better question is what is the likelihood they delist it.

>> No.26669519

60 SECONDS

>> No.26669529

fuck kikes lmao 5k into this shit

>> No.26669544

2 minutes to liftoff and I still can't get aboard. Tell me lads, just tell me the truth: is the Earth flat or round?

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I'M COOOOMING MAKE A STICK GOD DAMNIT

>> No.26669562

>>26669123
can't buy in, how long does it take for these apps to check your identity?

>> No.26669591

>>26669544
Hollow

>> No.26669593
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26669593

I just want to call my mom and tell her we don't have to worry about money so much anymore

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>>26668649
It's not about the money...

>> No.26669602

>>26669446
Is this a certainty? I have no idea what I'm doing btw.

>> No.26669606

HERE WE GO!

>> No.26669612

Gonna edge all day today and bust my nut when GME breaks 500

>> No.26669622

GOD BE WITH YOU

>> No.26669627

Etoro closed their market? Comments from pissed off people https://www.etoro.com/markets/gme

>> No.26669630

>>26669478
He got BLACKED by /biz/raelis and WSB

>> No.26669632

I'm using trading212 is that still good

>> No.26669635

UNDER 60 SECONDS HERE WE GO BOYS

>> No.26669642

>>26669509
IT'S XTB

>> No.26669643
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26669643

30 SECOOOOONDS

>> No.26669648

HALF A MINUTE

>> No.26669649

>>26668684
goddamn, made 4 Massive White Dick

>> No.26669650

GEEEEEEET REEEEEADDDDYYYYY

>> No.26669671

GODSPEED TO ALL ANONS ABOARD THE TENDIES TRAIN
SEE YOU IN VAHALLA

>> No.26669674

Will it hit 2k?

>> No.26669681

>>26669333
I'M HOLDING
POST A NAME

>> No.26669686

If it get sto $4500 a share I am a literal millionaire. LETS GO

>> No.26669695

>>26669643
lmao

>> No.26669697

CHANGE YOUR LIMIT ORDERS FROM 1000 SO YOU'RE NOT LEFT BEHIND

>> No.26669698

we gaan

>> No.26669702

I BOUGHT AT $350
:)))))))))))

>> No.26669703

>>26669086
Your time will come

>> No.26669714

>>26669272
https://youtu.be/yS4yPsmaDDQ
>I c-covered already

>> No.26669718

>>26668912
if you don't have a plan don't buy in yet. it's gonna be crazy and think about what you wanna see happen. if it doesn't happen don't just jump in and lose your senses

>> No.26669721

>>26669446
but these new shorts sold at like 100-150 so they are at least better off than the folks at like 30-40

>> No.26669725

>tfw degiro tells me to try verification later for a full day
well I missed the train I guess

>> No.26669731

HERE WE GO

>> No.26669735
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26669735

>>26669311

>> No.26669738
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26669738

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.26669744

>>26669562
trading 212 15 minutes
etoro instant but they want a lot more info plus sign some shit wich can bug

>> No.26669752

HOLD HOLD HOLD

>> No.26669760

DO I SELL AT OPENING? CAN I EVEN DO THAT BEFORE THE DIP?

>> No.26669763

>>26668888
checked, ygmi

>> No.26669767

Ahhhhh

>> No.26669772

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ?!?!?!?!?!

>> No.26669773

it's open

>> No.26669784
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26669784

>> No.26669788

ETORO WONT LET ME TRADE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.26669794

LETS GO

>> No.26669800

Robinhood bugging out big time

>> No.26669816
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26669816

DOES ANY ANON HAVE A LINK TO A WEBCAM THAT POINTS TOWARD MELVIN'S WINDOWS?

>> No.26669823

DO I BUY NOW OR WAIT FOR DIP

>> No.26669825

IMMEDIATE HALT LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL

>> No.26669826

I CANT EVEN LOAD THE PAGE

>> No.26669828

What happens at 8:30? I'm a newfag with half a share GME

>> No.26669829

theres 350 in amt. wow you autists did it
> immediate sell off ot 300

>> No.26669836

Please hold my hand

>> No.26669832

THE DIP

>> No.26669841

OH NO NO NO

>> No.26669845

ORDER BUTTON BROKEN ON ETORO

>> No.26669844

DIP HAPPENING

>> No.26669850

>marketwatch crashes
lmao

>> No.26669864
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26669864

>There are retards on /biz/ who sold at $100

>> No.26669869
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26669869

Oh shit hahahha

>> No.26669870

DIP DIP DIP DIP DIP DIP

>> No.26669875

>>26669760
No retard, keep holding

>> No.26669879

BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY!
HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD

>> No.26669883

DEGIRO IS FUCKING BROKEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26669887
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>> No.26669889

HERE COMES THE DIP

>> No.26669893

i don't feel so good bros....

>> No.26669895

ITS BELOW 300 AAAAAAA

I think I'd better hold

>> No.26669896
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26669896

>>26669322

>> No.26669899

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.26669901

lol

>> No.26669900

You fucking coons crashed Robinhood

>> No.26669910

WHY THE FUCK T212 DOESN'T UPDATE AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26669912

>MARKET WATCH DOWN
>ETORO DOWN
>AMERICAN NUCLEAR MISSLE LAUNCH NETWORK DOWN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.26669917
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26669917

WHY ISN'T THE ORDER GOING THROUGH AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26669916

LMAO THIS PRICE ACTION

>> No.26669923

>robinhood is broken
WHATS HAPPENING

>> No.26669929

PLEASE DIP TO 260 I JUST ONE WANT FUCKING STONK

>> No.26669930

>>26669788
>>26669800
Trading212 isn't signing in.
What have they done?

>> No.26669934

>>26669354
You guys are normally pretty retarded, let's be fair.

>> No.26669936

My order is placed, when do I know if it flew

>> No.26669938
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26669938

HOLD HOLD HOLD

>> No.26669940

>it immediately halted down $40
Sure is jewish in here...

>> No.26669942

>SoFi wont load data

>> No.26669945
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26669945

>>26669869
AFL.

>> No.26669948

>suv 300

AHHHHHH

>> No.26669954

MARKET BUY PLACED

GIVE ME MY STONKS

>> No.26669958

Did eToro just crash lmfao? I can’t buy jack shit, can’t even load the option to trade BTC

>> No.26669963

>>26669627
I'm getting errors from Robinhood now saying my account info can't be retrieved.

>> No.26669964

WHY WON'T MY ORDERS GO THROUGH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.26669967

>AMC
FUCK

>> No.26669971

>>26669702
check again

>> No.26669985
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26669985

RIDE THE TIGER BOYS

>> No.26669990

whats a good website for charts?

tired of this delayed DEGIRO shit

>> No.26669993

Annnnnd sold.

>> No.26669994

EVEN KOSS HALTED

>> No.26670000

>>26669562
trading 212 is almost instantly

>> No.26670003

>306
HOOLLY SHIT

>> No.26670004
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26670004

AHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT LIKE THIS

>> No.26670006

>lose my shit when i couldn't buy the second the market opened due to the site bugging out
>the minute I lost saved me and I bought during the dip
heh...surely it won't drop any further

>> No.26670011

THIS IS HOW KIKES WIN.
>Brokers "crash"

>> No.26670016

HOLD FAST BROTHERS
HOLD
THE
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

>> No.26670029

OH NONONONO

>> No.26670032

212 COPING HARD

>> No.26670038

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIILLLLD

DON'T BE A RETARD WHO SELLS BEFORE 1K

>> No.26670043

Fucking etoro wont let us place an order

>> No.26670047

Literally went from 280 to 310 in 2 seconds.

>> No.26670049

WHERE'S THE FUCKING DIP AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.26670052

Robinhood crashed kek

>> No.26670074

We did it boys.

There is no more stock market

>> No.26670078

>>26668443
UMMAN MANDA FUCKING SHIT UP

>> No.26670083

WELL!? IT'S BEEN 2 MINUTES WHY HASN'T MY AFTER HOURS ORDER BEEN PLACED
BUY THAT SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?

>> No.26670096

>>26669971
:))))))
this is going back up, right? right?

>> No.26670103
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26670103

212 bros, it's over

>> No.26670108
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26670108

the dip is now boys. This might be all you'll get

>> No.26670111

who the fuck is SELLING? idiots!

>> No.26670117

MY TRADING 212 ISNT FUCKING WORKING WTF

>> No.26670120

FUCKING ETORO DOWN

>> No.26670116

212 verified me literally 10 seconds after market opened, got my 500 in, LET'S FUCKING GO TO THE MOON BOYS

>> No.26670128

>>26668443
>OPENED AT 306
FUCKING KEK HEDGIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.26670134

why didn't my order go through? i tried to buy at 330 and then 305 when it was below 300

t. avanza swedecuck

>> No.26670139

Can my market buy order please execute sometime before $400 thanks

>> No.26670138

CANT PLACE A FUCKING ORDER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.26670142

OY VEY SHIT IT DOWN

>> No.26670144

>22 DOLLARS IN 3 FUCKING SECONDS

>> No.26670148

Bought for the memes

>> No.26670146

212 is currently way behind

>> No.26670170

THEYRE TRYING THE SHORT ATTACK
I WILL NOT SELL
FUCK YOU MELVIN
YOU'LL CLOSE THOSE SHORTS WHEN I SAY YOU CAN CLOSE THEM

>> No.26670178

Will it dip?!

>> No.26670180

revolut down

>> No.26670181

Unironically buy the dip. This is probably Melvin’s last ditch effort to crash the stock

>> No.26670182

>>26670111
natural panic
remember some people really just want better lives
hold
that
fucking
line

>> No.26670196

If the stock didn't tank at open, it means it is gonna be extremely bullish now. I expect 300 to be the new floor.

>> No.26670197

CNBC has perhaps the only functional chart

>> No.26670201
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26670201

>>26668443
$350 opening!!!!!

>> No.26670203

Dipped my toe in. If I lose, oh well. But by God this is the time and this is the place and I wouldn't want to be anywhere else

>> No.26670205

Did """""""they"""""" get us?!

>> No.26670206
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26670206

CRASHING THIS MARKET
WITH NO SURVIVORS

>> No.26670213

WHY HAVEN'T MY ORDERS GONE THROUGH ROBINHOOD. I PLACED THEM YESTERDAY


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.26670217

>>26669936
Seconding this, I placed mine hours ago. I'm waiting

>> No.26670220

Fidelity is fucking people over FYI. Tried to place a limit buy at 300, price was well below $300, never executed.

>> No.26670221
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26670221

280 AND RISING

HOOOOOOOOOOOLD FAAAAAAAAAAAAST

>> No.26670225

LET ME BUY REEEEEE

>> No.26670227

PLLLLAAAACCCCEEEEDDDDD
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY STONK

>> No.26670229

ETORO'S TRADE BUTTON DOES LITERALLY NOTHING IT DOESNT EVEN OPEN A WINDOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26670237

>>26670052
>>26670043
wtf full shut it down??

>> No.26670243

WHY the fuck won't my orders fill

>> No.26670248

>212 servers

>> No.26670249

New

>>26670141
>>26670141

>> No.26670256

OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.26670258

>>26669816
BUMP

>> No.26670260

HOODL HOOOOOOOOOLD 1000 HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.26670261

>registered on etoro just to buy this
>can't
thanks kikes

>> No.26670264

If I wanted to buy the dip, how low should I strike? Around 250?

>> No.26670266

>>26670134
There is a queue and you are at the back of it.

>> No.26670273

is it worth buying now??? i have 30 dollars!

>> No.26670279

ETORO WONT LET ME BUY

>> No.26670281
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26670281

Robinhood broken, won’t lemme buy my shit. Call prices aren’t even showing up LMAOOOOOOO

>> No.26670282

Jesus Christ the stock is jumping 20 dollars up and down. This less volatile and more fucking antimatter.

>> No.26670284

Buy order "cancelled" on currency.com?

>> No.26670293

>>26670170
THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS

>> No.26670301
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26670301

YOUR MONEY IS MY FUCKING MONEY MELVIN

>> No.26670316

should I buy the dip? yes or no???!!!

>> No.26670318
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26670318

>>26670170
I'm never fucking selling my doombags

>> No.26670330

jfc bros...my online banking is currently down. the same one that i use to buy stocks through my tax-free account. so now i can't buy more and in case this shit crashes i'm fucked

>> No.26670335

>>26670144
kek
Now we can afford the sides.

>> No.26670343

>>26670134
Ingen aning, där händer ingenting för mig heller.

>> No.26670347
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26670347

HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL

>> No.26670348

HOLD THE FUCKING LINE. MARKET ALWAYS DUMPS WHEN IT OPENS.

>> No.26670349

GAMESTOP'S STOCK JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.26670357

>everything broken at once
A cohencidence, to be sure

>> No.26670362

They literally shut it the fuck down. KIKES ALWAYS WIN. and they wonder why they're hated

>> No.26670392

DONT SELL ALREADY BACK TO 310 HOLD FAGGOTS YOU WANNA BE RICH BY FRIDAY WHEN IT HITS $2000?

>> No.26670401

Etoro is dead and they won't even let me sign the form to trade US stocks. It's over me bros, enjoy the profits. I'm going back to my shitcoins.

>> No.26670417

>>26670000
Its broken as well

>> No.26670418

>>26669869
WEED LMAOOOO

>> No.26670430

>>26670347
(((They))) are scared

>> No.26670438

FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT STAKE APP JUST DJDNT EVEN PROCESS MY BUY THEN BUGGED OUT AHD CRASHED

>> No.26670442

My JPM acct is buying!!!!

>> No.26670443

robinhood is down for me when i go to the website. anyone else having this problem?

>> No.26670444

>>26670316
Yes it's a revolution here

>> No.26670526

MY BUY ORDER IS NOT GOING TROUGH COME ON JUST BUY THAT SHIIT

>> No.26670538

>>26670213
Sorry i already bought all the stocks my bad

>> No.26670542
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26670542

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

The worst thing you did in all of this was to challenge us. You're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight

>> No.26670565

>>26670443
yeah, kikery is afoot

>> No.26670576

thank you 212 your service is impeccable

>> No.26670586

>>26668443
Robinhood won't fucking let me sign in

>> No.26670597

F. robinhood is broke

>> No.26670620
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26670620

>>26670111
I AM REMINDED OF THE BATTLE OF UHUD
WHEN THE ARCHERS DIDN'T HOLD THE LINE
AND ENTICED BY LOOT, RAN TOWARDS THEIR ENEMIES CAMPS
BUT THEN COMPROMISED THE INFANTRY, ALMOST LEADING TO THEIR RUIN
DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY THE LOOT, BROTHERS

>> No.26670639

REVOLUT FUCKING WORK RIGHT NOW

>> No.26670663

>>26670443
looks like they are either overloaded or this is deliberate attempt to stop Wall Street getting decimated.

>> No.26670672

>>26670526
same

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3 5 0
5
0

>> No.26670688

wtf my shit isn't executing!

>> No.26670689

WHY IS IT FROZEN AT 310?

>> No.26670700

https://ftx.com/trade/GME/USD


you can buy on FTX people

>> No.26670707

Can I sue if 212 is down while I want to sell?

>> No.26670714

I KEEP GETTING 502, 520 AND 424 ERRORS WHEN I PRESS ORDER ON ETORO GOD DAMNIT

>> No.26670725

Managed to buy 6 shares at $300
WE GOING TO THE MOON
FUCK KIKES

>> No.26670774

ROBINHOOD IS TOTALLY FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26670776

>>26670347
BUY THESE DIPS. THEY'RE ARTIFICIAL. GOOD OPPORTUNITIES FOR NEW ENTRY

>> No.26670805

>>26670689
we are about to witness mass kikery

>> No.26670807

is economy broked?

>> No.26670829

>>26670639
This!!!!

>> No.26670836

>>26670203
wgmi

>> No.26670876

I have a market order on ameritrade that isn't going through, shouldn't it be automatic?

>> No.26670878
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26670878

What price are you guys buying gamestop at?

>> No.26670889

Holocaust 2.0

>> No.26670913

>>26670776
BUY DIPS

>> No.26670914

trading 212 down for anyone else?

>> No.26670924

https://ftx.com/trade/GME/USD

buy here at FTX

>> No.26670927

Uhh, my brokerage got cut off from GME stock updates.........

>> No.26670946
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26670946

fkkk

>> No.26670976

>>26670443
Yup, throttling private traders to save the shills

>> No.26670980

Cunt this is not a fucking coincidence that literally every app isn't taking buy orders. When do wd start redocorating these kikes houses with fertiliser

>> No.26671002

>>26670913
DIPS ARE AT 300 KEK

>> No.26671005

Order fuckery going on at Fidelity fyi lads

>> No.26671009

>>26670914
YES,. RIGHT AFTER I LISTED PURCHASE OF GME FOR 400 EA

FUCK ME LAD FUUUUUUUCK

>> No.26671028

SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.26671052

>>26670927
My shit wont execute, this seems kiked!!!!

>> No.26671057
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26671057

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26671067

>the common man about to topple the Jew and stab it with their righteous long knives
>suddenly all servers of all trading apps fall over sideways
this makes me hmmm the big hmmm

>> No.26671072

Order pending lads what do

>> No.26671075

>>26670316
YES YES YES YES

>> No.26671079

This is the start of something beautiful. Dont give an inch.

>> No.26671102

>SoFi order pending

>> No.26671109
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26671109

>>26668607
>Good luck everyone
We're all gonna make it boys. Hold the line.

>> No.26671143

SQ IS TOAST IT STUCK AT YESTERDAYS CLOSING PRICE

>> No.26671146

NEW DIP 280$

>> No.26671194

ORDER WONT FILL WTF

>> No.26671196

PLS RESPOND ANYONE ELSE CANT ORDER ON ETORO?

>> No.26671232

>>26670980
>accuse autists on reddit of market manipulation
>actively shut down exchanges at market open

Yep

Smells like skypes to me

>> No.26671234

>>26671072
Hang on for the ride. GME is a good stock. I like it!

>> No.26671257

CURRENTLY $284

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.26671258

>See /biz/ fucking with kikes
>Decides to join in
>Try to sign up to Etoro
>Site is dead
Hmm.

>> No.26671259

212 down, etoro down, robinhood down
Kikes are panicking

>> No.26671274

Inb4 SCREENSHOTTTT

>> No.26671285

>>26668607
good luck soldiers

>> No.26671303
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26671303

EXECUTE MY ORDER

>> No.26671336

>>26670980
Gamestop better take notice for legal action later.

>> No.26671348

>>26671072
>Order pending lads what do

Either a denial of service attack is happening or so many people are buying GME it's taking time to process orders.

>> No.26671371

WTF BROS ETORO IS TELLING ME GME IS $19.95

>> No.26671378

>>26671259
LET ME IN LET ME IIIIIIIIN

>> No.26671394

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK MY BROKERAGE IS DOWN

>> No.26671414

>>26671196

nobody can, neither robinhood

>> No.26671425

HOLD THE LINE

>> No.26671429
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26671429

NONE OF MY ORDERS HAVE FILLED SINCE YESTERDAY AHHHHHH

>> No.26671443
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26671443

KIKES ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

>> No.26671459

>>26671196
THEY SHUT DOWN THE SERVERS THE FUCKING KIKES
i think

>> No.26671473

>>26671348
>so many people are buying GME it's taking time to process orders
it's quite literally this

>> No.26671486

>>26670316
100%
If you're rattled for missing out on Bitcoin you've got a fucking chance right now to easily quadruple your money in less than a week.

>> No.26671495
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26671495

>>26671259
Welcome to the new world, fren.

>> No.26671510

trading212 down for anyone eles?

>> No.26671516

>>26670878
any

>> No.26671525
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26671525

WE DIDN'T SNEED THE FIRE

>> No.26671561
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26671561

LMAO ETORO DOWN

>> No.26671606

JPM isn't executing orders damnit!

>> No.26671615

>>26671258
Tried to sign up for Robinhood, they're not sending me my fucking verification email

>> No.26671622

TD Ameritrade TOS still processing order on 4 shares GME and 40 shares AMC .... FOR 20 MINUTES!!!N

>> No.26671642

If you have a GME share, you are currently a soldier in the greatest war of the 21st century.

>> No.26671661
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26671661

REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.26671662

what live stock tracker do you guys use?

>> No.26671685

Can't buy a damn thing through Schwab. Getting a mix of "Service temporarily unavailable" and" this symbol is not valid"

>> No.26671696

Can't login to TD Ameritrade outside of thinkorswim app

>> No.26671693

>>26671072
Mine had a confirmation screen on stake then it showed no pending orders before crashing holy shit they can't get away with this shit and play it off like "the servers couldn't handle it" when it specifically stated at open

>> No.26671714

>>26671662
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/NYSE-GME/

>> No.26671715

https://ftx.com/trade/GME/USD
https://ftx.com/trade/GME/USD
https://ftx.com/trade/GME/USD


buy here guys
we're attacking from another front

>> No.26671735

>>26671429
I bought some more this morning

>> No.26671741

>>26671642
I'M TRYING TO SIGN UP AND DO MY PART.

>> No.26671745

THEY SHUT DOWN THE RETAIL
I REPEAT RETAIL IS DOWN

>> No.26671758

Really this is our fault for looking at the rules, observing the strategy presented by the rules, acting based on that strategy, all the while presuming that they would play by the rules

>> No.26671768
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26671768

holy fuck

>> No.26671783
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26671783

>>26671473
>it's quite literally this

Here's to us, masters of the universe.

>> No.26671815

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRGIrrjuLYA

>> No.26671818

NEW THREAD?????

>> No.26671846

>Your Order has been Rejected
Let me in damn it.

>> No.26671845

DONT FUCKING BUY THESE SERVER ERRORS WILL HOLD WHEN YOUR WILL POWER WAINS. HOOOOOOOOOLD

>> No.26671861

>>26670663
>>26670976
>>26670565
fuck, the snooze you lose is real, damn itttttt

>> No.26671876

>>26671715
This is not an attack. We like this stock

>> No.26671913
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26671913

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RED DILDO

SCHLOMO PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26671911

JPM finally executed my shit! wooooo! lets goooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

>> No.26671926
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26671926

>>26671459
My fucking Canadian bank is down right now too, which I use to buy stocks through my tax-free account. Are they fucking targeting us as well?

>> No.26671928

HOLD THE LINE BOYS! GOD BE WITH YOU!

>> No.26671943

>>26671232
>skypes
???

>> No.26671944

>>26671622
Ok nvm, the GameStop just went through