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Official laugh at Melvin Capital thread

press d to dab on their grave

>> No.26667458

d

>> No.26667508

:DDDDDD

>> No.26667560

>>26666666

>> No.26667655

Melvin gods what a stupid name

>> No.26667673

hahah fuck you melvin. I hope those faggots see this thread
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>> No.26667685

VULTURE CULTURE
SCHNOZZ BEAKS

>> No.26667689

d

>> No.26667709

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>>26667319
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>>26667319
DDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>26667319
D

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>>26667319
D

>> No.26667839

fuck zionists

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>>26667319
more like JUST capital

>> No.26667880

D, fucking nigger kikes

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d

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Pigs get slaughtered

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>> No.26668039

Melvin Capital just bought calls to Gamestop now we need to short it.

>> No.26668071

>>26667319
hedgie are you okay, are you okay hedgie

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D

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>>26667319
Liquidate all their assets, have them drawn and quartered.

>> No.26668154

>>26667319
>Hall of Costs

>> No.26668169

>>26667319
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>> No.26668251

>>26668086
KEK. that image hurts.

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D I E K I K E S
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>> No.26668659

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>> No.26668707

>>26667319
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/27/hedge-fund-targeted-by-reddit-board-melvin-capital-closed-out-of-gamestop-short-position-tuesday.html

Doesn't this mean they are out of the race and it's over? I'm new here

>> No.26668755

>>26667319
Smelly dumb Yid scum

>> No.26668838

>>26668086
i hate zoomers so fucking much

>> No.26668915

>>26668707
Yes that’s what it means, if it keeps pumping they will probably make their money back because most funds are closing out their positions, blackrock is slated to make like 2 bil in profit

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1K EOD

>> No.26669137

>>26668915
So they have taken the L and stopped before truly getting shafted by friday?
WSB is saying market manipulation. what the fuck is going on?

>> No.26669312

>>26668707
>source: Melvin Capital's hedge fund manager

They could literally lie and we'd never know.

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Why laugh?
They’re LONG on AMC
You’re making them back their money and then some more
/biz/ and reddit fell for their trick
all they had to do was pay Elon

>> No.26669398

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>> No.26669532

>>26669137
I think the general consensus is that they're bluffing.

>> No.26669538

>>26669312
Wouldn't that be illegal as it's market manipulation?

>> No.26669661

>>26669137
Melvin and citron closed their positions and reported it although citron has a few left they will be covered, if they lied they signed a ticket to fuck my ass prison because they did it on a national news network so there can’t be any shady backroom deals

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TICK TOCK HEDGEKIKES
DDDDD

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>>26667319
DDDD
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>>26667319

haHAA

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>>26667319
Lol

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Feels fake. MELVIN capital? Is this written as a script in the 80s? MELVIN CAPITAL?

GOOD BYE MELVIN!!! GOOD BYE!!!

BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE

>> No.26672508

>>26667319
JUST

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Imagine bankrupting a hedge fund

>> No.26673018

ITS STARTING TO CRASH GOY

>> No.26673225

>>26672642
Don't have to imagine anymore , fren.