/biz/ - Business & Finance

Up up and away

>>26651324
STOP. GOING. UP

This will be a story for the grandkids. We fought the Jews and won

This is honestly sickening. Each and every single one of you buying this overvalued crap stock will be responsible when some poor hedge fund manager has to be scraped of wallstreet pavement.
I hope you can still sleep at night knowing how many lives you ruined when a cozy little corner store family run hedge fund goes tits up.

>>26651324
Why didn't I get up just a few hrs earlier bros... Will it still be worth it when I can buy?

insane

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAA

>>26651324
IT'S 2 HOURS UNTIL OPEN AAAAAH

This is going to be at 1000 before I wake up at open

Fuck kikes

1488 gas wallstreet

Fffffff

>>26651424
Yes, it's going to 1k+,

IM SCARED

Even as a broke zoomer this is insane, never made money this fast. I’m flipping shit over a few hundred bucks, imagine the guys with millions

>>26651424
STOP GOING UP

>>26651419
NOOO NOT THE HECKIN MANAGERINOOOOOS

>335usd as we speak

338

>>26651471
I thought it's like 4 hours and 20 mins from now... I'm in las Vegas

>all my money is in chainlink

You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

Literally how can I buy a 1k call on roninhood? They haven't updated since yesterday, I'd buy a fucking 2k 1/29 at this point

>4 and half hours til open

Just wanted to buy 1 or 2 GME, fuck me lads

>>26651419
Oh man I’ve been crossing my fingers hoping that we get at least 3 suicides

>>26651419
>cozy little corner store family run hedge fund
kek

Everytime I switch apps it just goes up. This is insane

>>26651324

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSamMiig7-g

IS THIS THE BLAST OFF THREAD?!

How does it go up while it can’t be bought

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZLKtjATZt0

kek i put my limit at like $240. Do you think there will be a dip or is it far past that point now. Why the fuck did I not buy a few shares last night at $200

>>26651612
The game has always been honked.

>>26651580
>You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars
Thats the only reason I'm buying this shit desu.

>>26651642
Bro. It is 300 dollars now.

>>26651612
The melvin jews realised if their jew friends get the price too high, we wont be able to buy in

YOU TOLD ME TO SELL AFTER PS5 RELEASE WEEKEND YOU SON OF A BITCH

>>26651324
My only concern right now is how many people set their limit sell to $420.69.

I'M SCARED TO GO TO SLEEP IT'S 2:00 AM

>>26651612
Apparently ameritrade will late you trade after hours is what ive heard

>>26651324
>>26651429
>>26651493
Please label the axes of your charts, you should've learned this in school

>>26651419
It's not Melvin being put six feet under that's a concern, It's the fact that when they have liabilities that can't be paid the creditors that depend on them existing will suffer too, and so and so forth because the entire Financial system is intertwined and interdependent.

>>26651580
Anon, my greatest desire would be to bankrupt even single bank and cause the USD to collapse. Maybe then we can fix this broken world.
I will buy more GME because of your post, thank you.

>>26651324
this isn't funny. bears are people too, they have families and homes, you're taking all this away from them and for what? to brag? you're going to hell

>>26651598
pajeet explains poverty

>>26651704
NO
SLEEP
TILL
THOUSAND

>>26651704
I fucking know and I have to work tmrw

How do I cope with this!!!!!

>>26651598
fuck off nice advertising faggot

what's your sell limit?

5k?

>>26651738
>someone make a trade
>someone else make a counter-trade
>one of these wins
you can't possibly construe this as a morally bad thing, no matter how hard you try

>>26651782
Hold anon hold

>>26651704
Hah going on Pacific time

And we are part of it

>>26651730

And thats the best part.

>>26651782
you hope that the USD crashes and everything is reset to 0 after this lil stunt

>>26651612
Frankfurt market is going fuckin bananas right now, same stock.

>>26651801
Anon, you HODL until you die

>>26651782
id just probably never go on the internet again mate

>>26651782
buy eth to make up for missing a 10x

>>26651801
This is insane, how many newly minted millionaires will be born out of this week? Hell if you put something in, you’ll be get some nice cash

>>26651817
He already SODL hence why anon needs to cope

>>26651324
Fuck, and I'm sitting here with my GRT bags

>>26651908
only bought 6 shares at 160 FML

>>26651730
>A Jew that lended money to another Jew is suffering

I know they will never actually stop being rich or evil but their temporary discomfort is delicious

>>26651324
I just made 2 grand should I sell?

>>26651908
better than any stimulus my fucking gov can provide

So do I put in a buy order this morning or not?

>>26651995
no

Fucking wild it's bouncing from 330 to 310 in seconds

>>26651324
This is fucking amazing.

What retarded regulation do you think they'll shit out to prevent """market manipulation"""

>>26651419
Newsflash asshole I’ve been masturbating this entire time

>>26651995
Do you not want 4 grand?

>>26651580
This pasta... so so...

Try again with

I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

>>26652025
honestly yea. it's only wed and it's at 300+. i would still buy in this should could go to 1000+. nice lil paycheck even for 1 share

>>26651995
Do not sell till friday, dummy. Every penny is going to dump the price and achieve nothing.

>>26651943
Ah don’t beat yourself up over it. Still gonna get some good money, we can’t dwell on the past

>>26652033
How could they unless they literally prioritize specific customers with some kind of privilege..?

Place order now or wait for dip today?

>>26651561
selling my link futures tomorrow im a wsb man now

>>26651727
Those graphs are plotting the hedge fund managers velocity over time as he leaps from his high rise. Note how with a typical freefall your have linear rise of acceleration which constitutes a quadratic rise in velocity

>>26651419
cry more crocodile tears, kike

>>26651995
>I just made 2 grand should I sell?
The point is to HOLD since the jews can't cover their shorts. The longer you HOLD the more they have to pay.

>>26651882
I literally sold that GME you see 2 weeks ago to buy ETH and ETH has moved fuck all

>>26651580
jokes on u ive watched enough suits to know how this works

>>26651801
Yep exactly 5k here as well
Remember anons, set a really high sell order so that they can't let your shares be borrowed while they're trying to cover their shorts. Spread this around, it's very important

Make them bleed

>>26652149
Label certain price movements as financial terrorism or insurrection or some gay shit and freeze trading.
Never underestimate them

>>26651730
>people expose a broken system
>blame the people exposing it
Suck my dick Melvin

>>26651581
They don't exist. Institutions need to write the calls, and none have been written higher than 320 yet.

>>26651580
beautiful pasta, friend

When do I start buying puts

>sell order at 250
>buying AMC in opening

Fucking COMFY

>>26652204
They have to take money from banks, yeah?

>>26651419
subtle

>>26651730
>liabilities that can't be paid the creditors that depend on them
1. Their parent or grandparent institution will pay their debts.

2. All they have to do is cover their fucking shorts. They could have covered them at $4! They could have covered them at any moment prior to now! But they wanted to drive GME into bankruptcy and now they're getting fucked.

>>26651646
thats the spirit
we are all in this together frens

>>26651419
This is what happened to my grandpa Mordechai. The dirty goyim drove him to suicide after they foiled his short selling. Shame on you!

I have never been into stocks, I have no idea how they work, I have no idea how to even buy one but I know im witnessing something special. How can I be part of this even if it’s just for 1 share so I can give the fat cats a big ol fuck you?

>>26652281
Why would you sell it at 250 when it is currently 290?!

>>26652262
based ty bull poster

>>26652384
Get Robinhood ASAP anon

>>26652280
I've been buying sub-$10 March/April puts during this entire runup. I'd suggest buying puts with strikes a little higher than that if you're serious, though.

Long GME plus puts - literally cannot go tits up. (This is not financial advice. It's just my opinion as an ignorant layperson on the internet.)

I could literally cry, I got 50 shares last week and I'm broke as fuck, I'm about to become rich

>>26651782
Haven't you been margin called by now?

>>26652402
It’s for when I sleep. I still make a profit off 250, i don’t care if it’s less then if I sold at 290. Safe number that isn’t likely. 290 is possible, but that would fuck my opening.

>>26651612
certain megarich fags can trade after hours

>>26652384
DL robinhood throw down whatever you want into the account and trade asap under 1000

How do I buy this with Barclays Smart Invester in the UK?

>>26651782
you missed a x25 but if you buy you can still make a x3

>>26652455
H O L D

>>26652384
Post about it on social media raise awareness
You might be too late to transfer funds and buy in at this point. It's worth a shot though.
Robinhood or webull

>>26651324
What's the easiest way for a Eurofuck having only touched crypto previously to join in on this?

>>26651419
>Each and every single one of you buying this overvalued crap stock will be responsible when some poor hedge fund manager has to be scraped of wallstreet pavement.
Stop it Anon, you'll make me coom my pants!

>>26652456
No? I just sold my shares on the first 2x..... like a retard. I still have 98 shares though and this one call, even though the rest of my calls would have made me a millionaire if I never sold them two weeks ago. Should I try and sell it or exercise it?

>>26651817
can you read?

>>26652455
God bless, you deserve it. Remember to hold

>>26651580
What's illegal about buying some stocks that are performing well, anon?

>>26652494
Just set an alarm.
Wake up.
Sell.
Buy.
Go back to sleep.

>>26652348
so, how were they trying to buy more of what could be bought/existed in the first place? I'm trying to figure this whole thing out but i have a knot in my mind.
if there is 140% of something, doesn't that make each unit just 40%(or smth) less valuable? I just can't get this thing to work in my head, please explain with apples

I'm a retard how does the price change if exchanges are closed?

>>26652601
After market

>>26652601
it's only closed for (You), not for (((them)))

>>26651324
holy fuck now i know why they called their app "Robin Hood".

>>26652531
etoro/xtb

>>26652593
It's 140% of available float. Not existing stock.

>>26651324
$350 now and bells 4hours away. Hooooooooly shit

i sold at 230 last night help me...

>>26652384
1) Buy 1 share
2) Make a sell order for that 1 share for a nice fat price, say $10 000
3) Enjoy the show

>>26651419
>ruined
You know that shorting over 100% is not normal right? that's what they get for being too greedy.

The hedge fund manager and their creditors that you pity are the one of the reason that over 700 Gamestop store get closed
Imagine how many people that lost their job

I just bought $100 in shares, this is my first time, we're all going to make it.

stop discussing this shit. chill out for a few fuck.

>>26652601
>>26652627
>>26652611
so what's preventing ((them)) to short squeeze during after market?

>>26652665
why in gods name would you sell now

>>26652531
I got set up this sunday on trading212, verified with funds ready by market open monday.

>>26652680
Ok kike

>>26652665
I did too i thought i sold the top... shoula bought back in at 205 i still have 1 share though

>>26652665
hahahah

serious question here, though
isn't this a dangerous game of musical chairs? aren't some of us gonna get caught when the music stops?
the point is to squeeze the shorts until they have to pay exorbitant amounts. But at some point the shorts will all have been covered. What then?
obviously this isn't the new Tesla, it's going to come down at some point

>>26652679
Theres no way they sell for 10k. Yea the liveleak melvin videos will be priceless, but some of us need to recoup funds so we can eat

>>26652702
Nothing. But after volume is peanuts compared to open.

>>26652560
Bump

>>26652750
the jews will buy our stocks at inflated prices and there is notihng they can do about it

>>26652750
>But at some point the shorts will all have been covered. What then?
You baghold.
So don't be a greedy fuck.
Buy in.
Set a PT and get the fuck out.
Don't go YOLO $5k HERE WE GO and then end up a bagholder.
You only lose if you get greedy.

>>26652750
>isn't this a dangerous game of musical chairs?
it's literally what it is except the music is for sure gonna play a good while longer

>>26651324
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODL

>>26651801
$10,000 sell order
Fuck Jews

>>26652740
I SOLD AT 43$!!!!!!! So many 4/16 calls I could have been rich as shit

>"NO NO $1488 is too low"
>"We'll have to go straight to $14880"

>/biz/ claims this is some epic moment where the common man fights back and wins against the jews
>notice all the hype and ask questions trying to understand what is happening
>get made fun off, called a tourist, told to fuck off
This is just little jews fucking over big jews as far as I can tell.

Veterans, how does the aftermarket affect the price when the regular market open up? Will 300 dollaros make the closing 146 dollaros turn into 300?

Can't Melvin just declare bankruptcy and be absolved of all their debt and responsibility to pay for shorted shares?

I got a robinhood account with my bank info but I literally have no money in my bank account, yet I still want to buy one share. Should I just risk this?

>>26652648
this gives me a headache. so they need to buy at least 100% back. whats with the remaining 40?
and when looking at the biggest shareholders its big companies with like 13% of it, how much do you think do "our guys" have of it?

>>26652750
im really confused about all this and i wish i could just say "fuck it, i'm in"
unfortunately i need some groceries today

>>26652886
Yes

>>26652841
God fucking bless.

>>26651324
Are there any eufags? What can we use instead of robinhood? I made an eToro account 14 hours ago and still have "pedning verification"

>>26652894
didn't they just receive another 2bil

>>26652897
i'm considering doing the same

If you’re smart you’ll sell right at market open and buy back on the dip. There’s going to be a lot of paper hands selling at this price.

how much shorts did we liquidate frens?

>>26652841

>>26652867
I mean, yes. That's basically why you're getting a billion talking heads on Twitter and wherever else trying to scare people out of this. They don't give a damn about a hedge fund going bellyup either. They just want a bigger, safer piece of the pie.

>>26652897
>betting money you don't have

bro stop. i get that this is exciting but you should absolutely not be putting yourself into debt over this. i don think you would even be able to do anything, pretty sure robinhood won't allow you to do it

>>26652750
Each stock will be worth 1 billion dollars by then so it will be okay.

>>26653037
this, buy at 250

>>26652894
Nope, then the backers and insurers are on the hook, then the bank etc. That's why the kikes are kvetching everywhere, they shorted 140% and got caught big time, it hasn't even started yet.

>>26652281
you're retarded, its already at 320, don't even think of selling today. Its going to 1000 easy.

>>26653000
Oz fag here works for UK but maybe EU can use too
https://hellostake.com/au/

>>26652897
Do you want to be part of the greatest wall street assfuck of all time? Or do you want to save a few hundred of debt and continue masturbating to scat porn? Your choice.

>>26653000
I tried to make an account yesterday. Had to wait 3 days for it to go into effect. Can't join in the fun
Now I'm waiting for the green or pink wojacks to show up

>>26653090
But (((they))) are never held accountable for anything at the end of the day.
Even if they fuck up royally they just say "this fuck up was so bad it can't actually be allowed to happen so you have to give us your money."
Why would they just sit and take it up the ass like this?
Surely they'll weasel out someway

>>26653045
Robinhood allows me to do this, they'll instantly give me the money. I know there's a huge risk towards this but I feel that it's worth it.

TFW youre a poor fag and cant even buy one share now. I'm 30 years old making 12$ an hour and only have 3k to myself and only gonna risk 50$ on AMC stocks. :(

this was good advice >>26652809
DON'T BE GREEDY
and if you don't have a clue what you are doing this probably isn't a good time to start
if you are determined, pay attention here, learn and then take responsibility for what ever happens
don't play with money you can't afford to lose.

>>26651411

Reddit won. You guys are just here seething against pajeets. Reddit loves pajeets.

>>26653195
I want to outjew the jews so I can be rich enough to be in my own scat porno

>>26652897
Does it let you spend 1k even if you have nothing in your bank account? That doesn't make any sense.

>>26652922
anyone? please?

>>26651419
So they're performing a service to humanity by buying?

>>26653258
put $2k into GME and AMC. Don't know anything about stocks. Not gonna sell until I'm up 1000%

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP GAMESTOP

Truly poetic.

>>26653248
Cant you scrape up several hundred and at least deposit into your bank so you don't get fucked? Just borrow from mom tell her you'll pay her back.

>>26653326
keyed

>>26651324
I'm a retarded newfag with stocks but I put in an order for about 5 shares on Robinhood when it was like 203 will I have to pay the difference because of this price change?

>>26653286
I think you have enough time to let 100 dudes nut in your ass for $10 each before market opens.

>>26651583
same bro
feels fuckin bad.

>>26653000
Trading 212

So ironically will gamestop use this extra income and make there biz profitable for the long run?

>>26651704
stay up pussy.

>>26653444
nah you just won't get those shares unless the stock dips that low again which it won't

>>26653444
you just won't get any shares. you'll have to update your buy

>>26653494
Not available for my country.

>>26652867
>This is just little jews fucking over big jews as far as I can tell.
Well, it is holocaust memorial day.

>>26652239
What's the theory here?

>>26651419
FUCKING FUCK YEAH

I HOPE THAT I WAKE UP TO MASS HEDGE FUND MANAGER SUICIDES OH FUCK

How do I buy on robinhood do I just put in a Market order for how much I can afford?

Fuck capitalism and fuck jews, this is their comeuppance

Should I sell all my ETH to buy GME?

>>26653286
I just risked it and got one share.

It gave me the money instantly, meanwhile it's going to take several days for them to deposit the money from my bank.

I'll have a late fee charge but I feel that I'm going to make so much money if I do this. I'm risking it, man.

>>26653346
It's too late, I'm ready for whatever goes down now. If i'm fucked then I'm fucked. I'm going to try to do it a balance transfer from a credit card, yet that'll take 5 to 7 days to process. I might just buy two shares and say fuck it all.

Let's hope for the best, men.

God is real. I can’t stop laughing.

Will SEC hault it for 10 days? It’s getting out of control

Buy now or wait until open? WTF

>Can't place an order
Fuck etoro

>>26653000
xtb verifies pretty fast even right now

>>26653648
I would

>>26653700
Wait for market to open and buy the dip ASAP. 250 is a good entry imho. Paper hands will get their liquidation today

>>26653700
Even if you buy now, whatever you get is determined at the price it opens at. Just wait nigga

>>26652841
T-this couldn't possible sell right

>>26651419
Don't sell shit you don't own.
Don't write checks you cant cash.
0% empathy for humans.

I WISH I owned GME just so I could contribute to some fucking retarded investor not sleeping right now.

>>26653574
Anon I can only get so hard.
They can build a graveyard where Melvin used to be.>>26653574

>>26653832
100k? no lol

do i seriously have to buy a subscription to NYSE data on tradingview to see up to date pre market action? i just have pro and the only non-delayed data i get is from cboe

>>26653674
>I just risked it and got one share.

but the market isn't even open. that share isn't yours yet

>>26652680
can anyone explain to a retard like me how something can be shorted over 100%?

>>26653884
lmao yahoo finance does it for free, i got cucked hard

Is Revolut okay for this short term gimmick? I only do crypto with it and I don't feel like reading 100 pages of papers before signing.

I'm retarded I tried to do something I was too small brained to do and I canceled my purchase when it was 300 and then purchased again at 338.
Hopefully it just goes up, I'm too stupid for this.

>>26653895
When do the markets open?

>>26651419
just bought bought 5k worth more fag

>>26653943

JEWS.

Bros is it still possible to buy options on this, i want more leverage and am willing to put my faith in you hoes

I sold my shares for 18k instead of 140k FML

>>26651580
>You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars

NOOOO MUH INSTITUTIORINOOOOOO

this is the whole point nigger

>>26653884
https://robinhood.com/stocks/GME

>>26654031
probably a bad idea its really volatile

>>26653943
its naked shorting, and its illegal.

>>26653494
>Still waiting for verification in 212
Guess I'll stick to etoro.

lol you still try to get profit with this scam that they show topic

>>26651730
nooooooooo not my hecking money lenders nooooooooooooo fuggg what do we do without muhhh money lenders

Why'd everyone go quiet?

>>26653943

Brokers and hedgefunds are "market makers" have the ability to just make up stocks and lend them out for (((complex financial instruments))) like short selling as long as they have a 1:3 ratio of stocks lended out to stocks on hand.

Most western banks are under a fractional reserve system 1:9 ratio of cash/assets on hand on hand to cash lended out in the form of loans.

>>26651419
ok jew

>>26653674
Godsped Anon

>>26653943
When you short, you borrow shares.
That you sell right away at a price you estimate high, planning to buy back shares at a lower price to give them back to the lender. Pocketing the difference.
So you don't keep any shares while holding your short position.
Thus 1 single share could be borrowed and sold right away multiple time, for opening short positions.
Having a short over 100%.

>>26651419
Maybe they shouldn't have invested more than they could afford to lose :^)

>>26653206
Same boat here. I have a shit ton of disposable cash. Dumb tourist here. Never understood the stonk market so I never messed around with it.
Now that I see this specific scenario is free money and fucks over (((them))) I wanted in but I have to wait three days. This is bullshit, I have the money in my account but can't instantly transfer it? Big gay.

How I feel right now frens

>>26654419

What are the odds /biz/ and reddit finds another loophole like this I can get in on when I have cash? or did I just miss a once in a life time event

>>26654511
This has never happened before so lol who knows

>>26652750
The hedge fund that shortsold will have to buy stock back. So yeah hold at least till friday.

>>26654538
fuck me I should just order a gun, why did I have to be a degenerate and spend all my money on weed the last few years

>>26653815
>>26653895
you can still fill orders now because of retards selling tho no?

>>26654249
there's like 100 threads rn on this

>>26654511
AMC might be next.

Is it ok to just buy partial stock on robin hood? i know i should shoot the moon for a whole stock but its going so crazy it might be over my personal limit by market open.
TLDR: SHould i buy partial or whole or does it matter?

>>26654578
Dude I've bought like 2 AKs this year, you're kinda late.
Just bought a WBP Fox sporter for 824 in OCT and getting it converted now it's worth like $1800.

>>26654511
>or did I just miss a once in a life time event

This is what's called a moontrip and we have 3 or 4 of them a year in crypto markets. This is like a 100x though of the course of a couple weeks which is unseen as most are 10x-20x. I suspect regulators are going to step in and this is the last time it will ever happen.

>>26654452
yea it's more to send a message than anything else I don't even need the money but oh well

>>26654700
Fuck me man. I just need to get into crypto

>>26654604
No. If you buy market price now, youre essentially buying however much the amount you put down will get you when the market opens. So if u buy aftermarket at 200and the market opens at 300, you'll have 2/3rds of a share

If you buy after hours does it go through for the price you bought at?

Where the fuck is this $1,000 number coming from?
I want to have hands of steel but i’m broke and want to buy a gun anons give me strength Father

>>26653567
If a sell limit order isn't placed they can allow your share to be borrowed by the shorters. If this happens and they can borrow enough shares to cover, party's over.

Just make sure you have a sell limit for at least 5k

>>26654700
>regulators are going to step in and this is the last time it will ever happen
There's no way out...
The only way out is through them.
They will drive us all to madness but still react with shock and surprise when we drag them from their beds.

>>26654847
If it's a market order, you buy it at whatever price it's at when it becomes available to you - that won't be until 9am on Robinhood.
If it's a limit order, it either fills at the price you set or doesn't fill if shares aren't available at that price - until it expires or you cancel it.

>>26654511
0

>>26653840
>0% empathy for humans.
>joo
>human

Every time it goes down more than I did a market order for I cancel it and order at the lower price, am I doing something smart or stupid?

Tell it to me straight, is it worth putting money into AMC?

>>26654857

It's a meme. The point is that there is 139% short interest on the stock that HAS to be covered thus they have to buy at any price they can just get their hands on the stock. When the margin call hits all of the stocks are bought from the market without exception.

>>26655012
I think the price on that going up is just something else and people are just jumping on thinking it's the next one.

>>26654511
This is going to keep happening, probably on a smaller scale since Melvin Capital completely fucked up with their 130% shorts, unless the authorities cracks down on it.

The thing is I can both not see authorities standing by letting this shit happen and neither know how they would shut it down.

>>26655012
Yes. It won't be gme gains but it's gonna go up

>>26655020
What is the limit thing I am supposed to set anon?

>>26654867
What if I want to make a quick buck on only a few shares?

>>26654963
does that thing have sight? what a horrifying meme eel

>>26655119
Why would you do this when this shit is guaranteed moon
This is poor people thinking

>>26653288
They buy some back, give it to the people they owe it to, then beg them to let them buy it off them to give it to the other people they owe it to.
Basically they have to buy some shit two or three times (because a lot of people will just HODL for the fun of it)

>>26653690
Shut it down!
Somebody think of the hebrews for once!

>>26655226
Because I'm an absolute novice. If they absolutely have to buy my shit at $1k I'll set it there but I feel like $5k is too risky unless there's underlying reasoning for it. I only got in at the beginning of the week and I don't want to be the guy holding the bag at the end of this.

>>26655108

You're listing your shares for a predetermined price (eg. $1000) and they'll wait there until someone is willing to buy them (and they will because they HAVE TO). When the price of the stock hits $1000 (your limit sell) it'll fill automatically no matter if you're watching the stock or not.

>>26651730
>>26651837

>>26651324
cant wait to watch those hedge fund scum liquidate into nothingness.

>>26655409
the red sun over paradise...

>>26651419
And the poor 7 (((clients)))

>>26655349
Then cancel your 5k limit and market sell at 1k when it's time

Reminder for newfrens

>>26651419
One less jew on this planet is a good thing, fucko.

so i can make a deposit in robinhood for say $100000 that i don’t have, but by friday i’ll be a millionaire so it doesn’t matter?

>>26655556
damn that was close

>>26655349
Go for 1488

fellas im outing myself out as a stocks newfag but if i buy 20 bucks worth of gamestop stocks as a joke how much profit could realistically be made assuming it still climbs up

Leaf here, whats the recommendation for a broker, trading 212 and ronbinhood wont work since im canadian. Is wealthsimple a good alternative?

Guys wich is the best broker to use for someone who wants to trade from Italy with euro?

>>26655606
lets see who got 5 digits instead
>>26655555

>>26651324
I've set my limit buy at 200. Is it already dumping if it hits that or is that expected before a climb?

>>26655701
We don't even know we just gotta buy and refuse to sell.

>>26655229
thanks for your answer
still cant get sense into it. ill stay out and bite my ass on monday. (was thinking about getting a loan and investing it, which would probably be the same thing they did, am i right?)

>>26651419
bait of steel

>>26651324
goncern?

Guys which is the best broker to use for someone like me who wants to trade from italy using euro?

Do I buy at open??

wow, who told you about these alts? This is shit dude, don’t believe these assholes
if you wanna get profit use your brains and follow yield farming
I participated in metalex and they made a new model, a guarantee of 300% apy

>>26655701
Honestly if you're looking to get into trading you shouldnt be putting anything under $200 in as you won't see worthy returns. To answer your question though, noone really knows where this is going. Media is reporting the Melvin hedge fund is now completely out of Gamestop stock which I believe is a complete lie to scare people away... this will be very interesting

>>26655997
show bobs and vagene

if i transfer money into my robinhood now i wouldnt be able to actually buy stock with it for some days no?

The major short sellers are bankrupt by this point

Which shorts are left to squeeze further? Who is buying at this point?

>>26653733
This, what is this bullshit?

How long will the open market dip be?

Melvin closed out of their gme position lmfao

>>26656863
no they are not, they cant exit without crashing the market.

>>26657005
That's probably the best move they could've made, Letting this go any further would be foolish on their part.

A short is just a loan. If bankrupt shorts simply default on their loan... they aren’t required to repurchase. It’s a better option than losing shitloads of money for their clients.

How do I set a limit sell on Questrade? By selling? They're charging 5$, wtf.

>>26657064
Then wtf is the point of this, why are we still holding?

>>26657005
except they can't, nice try jew ;^)

>>26657916
they aren't the only ones who shorted

>>26652867
The narrative is easy to sell. polcels scream Jews and Normies scream evil shorts.
In the end everyone is complicit and there is no moral highground. But villifying your opponent is the oldest trick in the book to get mass agreement.

got in at 220

thank the lord for this precious dip

>>26657798
Did I done goofed?

>>26655863
>which would probably be the same thing they did, am i right?)
You have a PS5
I ask to borrow it for a week and say I will pay you $20 as a rental fee
You agree, I take your PS5 and SELL THAT SHIT right away for $500
Why? Because in a week's time I think PS5's will be worth $300 and I can buy one back, return it to you plus the $20 and come out $180 richer.
Except UH OH, some /biz/ and reddit autists bought all the PS5s! Now they're $1000 each and if I don't get you a PS5 by friday you legally get to gape my ass with your cock!

That's vaguely the situation the hedge fund is in.

>>26651324
Yuropoor newbie here. Can anyone explain to me why eToro hasn’t updated the prices yet ?

>>26658820
updates when market opens in 2h

>>26658820
Market is closed for a few more hours, a lot of brokers will only show the price it closed at

>>26651324
YOU SAID IT WOULD DIP TO $200 TODAY /BIZ/