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26646037 No.26646037 [Reply] [Original]

Post your best Melvin Capital rekt memes.

>> No.26646077
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26646077

KEEP ON SHORTING GABE

>> No.26646083

>>26646037
"KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!" IN THIS THREAD

>> No.26646086
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26646086

PERSONAL
RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL
RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL
RESPONSIBILITY

>> No.26646138

KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26646141
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> THE S E C WONT LET ME BE
> OR LET ME BE ME, SO LET ME SEE
> THEY TRY TO ‘SHUT IT DOWN’ ON GME
> BUT IT FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT B-I-Z
> SO, COME ON AND DIP, WE DONT GIVE A SHIT
> FUCK THAT! CUM ON THEIR LIPS AND SOME ON THE YIDS
> AND GET READY, CUZ THESE BAGS ABOUT TO GET HEAVY
> THEY HAVENT EVEN SETTLED ALL THEIR SHORTS YET - FUCK YOU CITRON, REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.26646160
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26646160

>>26646037

>> No.26646203

I'm enjoying jews getting fucked

>> No.26646259

>>26646037
keep on shortin', Gabe!

>> No.26646303
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>>26646160

>> No.26646448

Does anyone have the wikipedia edit of Melvin Capital with the CEO justing

>> No.26646487
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26646487

>>26646037

>> No.26646539

imagine losing all your money because the hedge fund sharted this badly
lmao

>> No.26646599

"KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!"

IN THIS THREAD

>> No.26646606

MELVIN MELVIN
BROTHER OF THE BROKER

>> No.26646940

>>26646037
the best part is, Melvin dying cant (wont) become a cautionary tale to be used to change the rules about public disclosure of shot bets.

That mean with enough autism, the same tactic can be repeated over and over

>> No.26646971

>>26646037
>KEEP ON SHORTING GABE

>> No.26646980

>>26646037
"KEEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!"

>> No.26646982

>>26646037

KEEP ON SHORTING GABE

>> No.26647017

Anyone trolling him on Twitter / LinkedIn?

>> No.26647510

>>26646037
KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26647541

>>26646037
KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26647713

KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26647729

>>26646037
Keep on shortin', Gabe!

>> No.26647760

>>26646037
>KEEP ON SHORTING, GABE!

>> No.26647794

>>26646487
LIQUIFY
I
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U
I
F
Y

>> No.26647810

KEEP ON SHORTIN' GABE

>> No.26647841

KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26647858
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26647858

>>26646086
>Citron
Who? Are they just more seething jews? Or do they actually have an interesting little side story alongside all this? I'm a newfag lurker, I can't follow everything.

>> No.26647921
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>> No.26647949

>>26646037
"KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!"

>> No.26647972
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26647972

>>26646037
KEEP ON SHORTING GABE

>> No.26647984

>>26647921
Muh only crypto gets manipulated

>> No.26648055
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26648055

KEEP ON SHORTIN, GABE

>> No.26648104

>>26646940
yeah we just need the conditions to align again

>> No.26648157

>>26646077
Shorts on GME are higher than ever right now.

>> No.26648238

>>26646037
KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE

>> No.26648323

>>26648238
>>26648055
>>26647972
>>26647949
>>26647841
>>26647810
>>26647760
>>26647729
>>26647713
>>26647541
>>26647510
>>26646982
>>26646980
>>26646971
>>26646599
>>26646259
>>26646138
>>26646083
>>26646077
Well somebody is "keeping on shorting", the short positions against GME are higher than ever before.

>> No.26648330

KEEP ON SHORTING GABE

>> No.26648364
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26648364

>>26648323
I found the kike

>> No.26648405

>>26646037
KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26648407

>>26648364
Just stating facts.

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>>26648407
Shut up, youre getting liquidated

>> No.26648528

KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26648541

>>26648504
I'm not getting liquidated since I'm not involved at all.

Just saying: shorts are higher than ever against GME.

>> No.26648583
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26648583

>>26646037
I love this shit so much

>> No.26648628

>>26648323
it's fuckin free money

>> No.26648659

KEEP ON SHORTIN GABE

>> No.26648752
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>> No.26648811

>>26648055
>bu.. bu.. but this has to be illegal!
Fucking hell redditors are deluded to think SEC would do anything lmfao.
They're on the same fucking team

>> No.26649221

>>26646141
kek good work anon

>> No.26649421

>>26648811
We are on 4chan not reddit.

>> No.26649513

>>26646141
Bumping this post for others

>> No.26649528
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>>26646037
KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26649592
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26649592

>>26646037
KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26649623
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You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to suck my dick, shit was cash. People will lose their homes, peoples mortgages and investments will be jacked of like anime. Honestly, has any of you ever gotten any pussy? There is a loser on every trade and they are fat, retarded no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures.
Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a captain of the footbal team and starter of the basketball team? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “straight A's” and “faggots who should kill themselves” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and this is even worse than jerking of to pictures on facebook.

>> No.26649642

>>26646037
KEEP ON SHORTING GABE !

>> No.26649694
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>>26646037
KEEP ON SHORTIN’ GABE

>> No.26649741

>>26646037
>KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26649899

>>26648541
kikes are kiking
just hold until monday and they will all go down the toilet topkek

>> No.26650053

>>26646037
A 'melvin' is when you pull a kid's underwear up his back and tear up his butthole in the process.

>> No.26650135
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>>26646037
Keep on shorting Gabe!!!

>> No.26650281
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>>26647858
They opened a short position literally one day before the squeeze and posted a shitty "debunking video" that would fail as a first year college project

also "Citron" is literally just one dude, Andrew Left

>> No.26650284

keep shortin, gabe

>> No.26650457

>>26650281
kek

>> No.26650512

KEEP SHORTIN' GABE

>> No.26650576

KEEP ON SHORTING GABE

>> No.26650592
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>>26649623
bro topkek have a (you)

>> No.26650663
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>>26650281
Thanks, Anon. I did manage to lurk moar and even found the video in question. I'm building up quite a fruitful happening folder over this thing.
mmmh, very comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEi2axM4hwI&ab_channel=CitronResearch

>> No.26650666

>>26646940
We need
>A very undervalued company
>A pandemic so everyone gets free $$$
>A hedge that overshorted
>And the perfect leader
This might repeat but it will be very very rare.

>> No.26650798

>>26646037
KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26650816

>>26646037
KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

This fucking train is going to pay for my game's development. TO THE FUCKING MOON, GUYS! MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE!

>> No.26650825

KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26650832

>>26650666
>>A very undervalued company
pick your poison

>>A pandemic so everyone gets free $$$
er.... maybe

>>A hedge that overshorted
Pick Your poison

>>And the perfect leader
try to sugar coat Elon Musk


>This might repeat but it will be very very rare.
with enough Autism, coordination and money, it in paper possible to counter any short seller and repeat the Melvin scenario, till people stop short selling all together in fears of being the next victim

>> No.26650842

>>26650832
This happened due to an overshort.

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>>26650281
>>26650663
I also saw him mentioned in this video as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH_F7mQIM0M&ab_channel=TLDRNewsUS

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KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26651029

>>26646037
KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26651068

>>26650842
>This happened due to an overshort.
which is how most big hedge funds pray on dying company and make quick shit tons of money.

short selling from a hedge fund towards a company going tru a bad time is not as much a bet but a self fulfilling prophesy

Short Sell a company Stock > Go Public about it > cause faith on the company to sink > Company investors sell and the stock crash > HF Buys the Short Sell, makes a shit ton of money and for no real reason the target company is now in an even worst position than before.

>> No.26651102

>>26651068
Yes. But not at 130%.
The next highest is 67% and you can bet everyone is scrambling to cover their asses now.

>> No.26651111

KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26651187

>>26646037
KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26651303
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If pic related goes live, Melvin instantly fold, right?

Also why is friday the final happening? I thought they just bought shorts, why do contracts expiring on friday have anything to do with that?

>> No.26651314

>>26646037
"KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!'

>> No.26651366

>>26646037
KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26651382

>>26651303
Melvin already folded.
Now we are making the other shorts fold as well.

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$313 dollars and rising as I type this post. KEEP SHORTIN', GABE

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>>26646037
Keep seething Gabe!

>> No.26651542

>>26651102
thats why I said, with enough coordination, you can keep countering short bets till HF are afraid of keep doing it

>> No.26651781
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>>26646037
KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26651836

KEEP ON SHORTIN' GABE
>KEEP ON SHORTIN' GABE
KEEP ON SHORTIN' GABE
>KEEP ON SHORTIN' GABE
KEEP ON SHORTIN' GABE
>KEEP ON SHORTIN' GABE

>> No.26651883

>>26646037
keep on shortin, gabe!

>> No.26651940

>>26646141
10/10

>> No.26652004

>>26646037
You realize that they'll just change the rules and get away with it right? you CAN'T win

>> No.26652103

KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

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Imagine being an investment firm telling people to give you their money 'cause they know shit about risk management, and then open a single order that could make your whole company go bankrupt. IMAGINE.

>> No.26652167

KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26652200

>>26649623
There's an honor code to investing and all these trolls think they get to waltz in and rip it all up. Please leave investing to the professionals, this artificial squeeze is disgusting and immoral.

>> No.26652263

>>26649421
A redditor wrote that complaint up and made a thread about it.

>> No.26652305

>>26646037
>>26646037
Keep on shorting' Gabe!

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>>26646037
KEEP ON SHORTING GABE

>> No.26652504

KEEP ON SHORTIN' GABE

>> No.26652553

>>26652200
You should only invest what you can afford to lose :^)

>> No.26653682
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>>26646037

KEEP ON SHORTIN', GABE!

>> No.26653907
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>>26646160

>> No.26654117

KEEP ON SHORTIN' GABE!