/biz/ - Business & Finance

begone glownigger my dream is to have all you fuckers burned at the stake

25
family business
500 a week
get rich from shitcoins and pay women to sit on me

>>26643972
21
Pizza place (pay's some of the bills)
$9/hr
Trying to go to college or literally anything that pay's more, need money to escape pit.

>>26643972
>22
>20/hr
>comfy wfh bullshit

basically save money for a future law degree or even med/grad school

>>26643972
>applications engineer
>51/hour
still can't afford a house here in California

>>26643972
waging. hope DIA is the way out for me.

>>26644078
Pretty sure all McDonalds and tardwatchers (direct support professional, just take care of retards) pay $11-$13 an hour and higher people with no experience at all and usually don’t drug test. I’ve done both of these jobs unfortunately.

>>26645256
I typed higher instead of hire cause I’m a drunk dumbass.

>>26643972
>24
>person of software
>~80/hr + equity + bonuses
>millionaire soon, expatriate
can't wait for the coof to be over and gfto of fagifornia bros.

>>26643972
>move to japan
What are you going to do there? ALT?

>>26645360
I have a year left of engineering school. I'm just taking a break because fuck online classes. Hoping I can find an English speaking division of some company over there because my japanese isn't too good as of right now

>>26644066
Based. Where are you finding some nice qt's to sit on you? I've hired two near me but they were pretty low quality.

>24
>financial auditor
>65k
>some soul crushing 9-6 finance job

>>26645494
Good shit. I used to live there and loved it. Going to move back if GME goes well.

>>26645573
Hahahahhha

FUCK AUDIT WAGIES. GO SUCK THE PARTNERS DICK 100 HRS A WEEK FOR A PITTTANNCE

HAHAH

>>26643972
> 39
> engineer at AMZN
> 318,000/year
> YOLOing the 100k/year I save into options until I have a couple million then I'll smoke weed and play vidja until I die

>>26643972
16
Trying to find a job
0$/hr
Investing and making enough to live comfy without wagecucking

31
Software bro at a major FANG company
320k
probably get promoted

>>26645777
Underageb&

27
Help desk monkey
48k
I just want to do something that doesn't involve resetting passwords all day.

Moving to Japan is the worst investment one can make

>>26643972
>23
>city worker
>$18ish per hour
>salaried job that i don't hate

23
database admin
22k
get a job with at least 100k/year and/or rich on some shitcoin

I will admit that I am spending more and more time on r/wsb after the reddit cucks made me 5x on GME and the fucker is still going up, I don't believe it'll be 1k like they say but there's no reason for it not to go to 500

>>26644006
Refreshing

>>26645829
Yes.

>>26645702
jokes on you im in government working 40 hours
still shit though

Industrial maintenance
31y.o.
37.25 an hour

>>26643972
31
Aviation Electrician
$37/hr
Die alone.

>>26643972
29
Senior Security Engineer
150k
Idk.. but information security makes me want to kill myself. i was big into hacking when i was younger so i figured why not do it when im older...what a mistake that was...enterprise security operations is shit shoveling all day. i wish i became a developer

>>26645256
my dealer when i was at uni used to do this, he was practically retarded himself so it must have been ez. seems brutal tho

38
IT Consultant
215k
Owning an apartment building or two

29
Cia, Unruly Centralized Kids division
Do it for free
Possibly move on to the Kindred Institute of Korean Eagerness campaign when im done here.

27
Part time IT level 1 helpdesk & Laborer (unironically also forklift certified
$27 & $31
Nothing play as many video games as i can before i die

>25
>senior software engineer
>$150k/yr
>retire before 40

>>26643972

37
Electrician
Varies
Not get electrocuted and live humbly

>>26643972
>26
>graphic designer
>11€ after tax
>Make it with crypto (holding 100+ ETH and 3+ BTC) before the age of 30 or start living the hobo life, idk

>>26643972
>>age
>>job
>>how much you make
>>future prospects
>22
>general factory work
>$14/hr
>move to japan

KEK
You need some BUILD sir

>>26643972
23
marketing
£13 an hour
own a house lol

>>26643972
65
retired 10 years ago, independently wealthy

Unfortunately I have cancer so prospects are not good.

>28
>Geologist
>About $30/h
>Buy a yacht and sail around the world

wagie's date (since manufactured):
>29
wagie title:
>Sys Admin
wagie income:
>60k (Soon to be 90k) literally in just a few weeks
future prospects:
>win a WSOP bracelet of any kind, two preferably
>own a De Lisle
>get married, make kids
>debt free by 2022 (8k in debt)
>Master Linux
>buy a canon for fun
>move back to the U.S.

22
general factory work
$14/hr
move to japan

>>26643972
>age
20
>job
Canadian Armed Forces (reservist)
>how much you make
Depends on how much I work 10-30K a year usually
>future prospects
I-I honestly don't know? Maybe just to be comfy I just want money maybe il go all in on BB or AMC

>>26647979
>literally in just a few weeks
Doubt(X)

>21
>retail
>$22/hr
learn to kode in my off time or pivot into sales. I use Gentoo so I'm already halfway there right?

>>26643972
>19
>unemployed
>$0 lol
>gonna kms myself probably, idk lol

>>26645505
Details? story? I want to know where to find any woman to hire...

>>26643972
I made that wojak

i should have gone into software/comp sci at uni instead of FUCKING ACCOUNTING

>>26643972
>35
>Labourer
>£12 an hour
>Realistically retire at 55 with a million gbp net worth at current rate. Ideally win the lottery gambling crypto but that's just /biz delusions

>>26643972
25
soft dev
650 a month
will get a raise around september, I hope to do it faster
also move out this fucking shithole if I can, and find a data science job

>>26648086
no like, I am getting a promotion in a couple weeks at the latest, boss told me and I am only getting paid a starting salary now from a year ago when I got hired. I actually should be at 100k considering all things and I am going to ask for it. Can't talk about what I do. But it's normal here. I have nothing to brag or lie about, I have like no money.

>>26643972
>26
>attorney
>still a newbie, so low income. 15k per year
>earn more, buy a house, get a good woman to live with.

>>26649049
It took me a while to realise this was serious and not deliberately sounding like desperate cope. No offense

>>26645939
>$18
>City
Jesus Christ America is a shithole

>>26643972
24
software
~50/hr
idk lol

>>>26647535
Senior at 25? America really is easymode.

>>26643972
23
IT Support
£1700 a month
Move to eastern Europe

>>26643972
>22
>hospitality
>28 aud per hour
>become international heavyweight champion, if not join the force

>>26649588
If you're a bong "city worker" means something different to you than it does to a burger. I'm assuming you mean "city" as in "working in the city", i.e canary wharf in finance. He means city worker like we used the term council worker. Like fixing pavements or cleaning up litter or something.