/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be GameStop CEO
>finally come to terms with your dying company's obsolescence
>simply keep existing, waiting for the abyss to swallow you into bankruptcy, then your soul into downers and alcohol
>wake up one morning
>stock up a literal gorillion percent
>your company has become grounds for a historical battle between thousands of zoomers and their extra chromosomes and hand rubbing yids, one that will possibly be written in textbooks for future generations to learn about
>no one even remembers who you are or what your company is, but somehow you're now worth 10 billion
post yfw

First for Algonquin gainz

>>26640980
Cool story bro i didnt asked about your extravagant travels i hope you die

>>26641017

Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/xgcap-5IBsY

CRBP conference tomorrow, subhumans

(((They))) want to make us live in a clown world well then lets go to fucking clown world baby

>Buy GME
>Buy BBBY
>Buy AMC

>>26640985

I wish I had more to invest

this was my only chance

AMC OR NO?!

AMC? BBBY?
I missed the GME ship

>>26641017

>>26641069
maybe

>>26640985
I love China desu but stick to the sidewalk *rocket emoji* *rocket emoji*

>by next week when 'i have more money to trade everything would already mooned
Fuck, I hate having money tied up in gold/silver miners. They have been dropping hard lately. Fuck precious metal meme.

>There are some posters here that hates FREE kosher shekels

Asked in the lass thread. So how long will it take to jack up the price of AMC? GME flew under the radar for a long time. Now people are aware of wsb shenanigans, what's the time frame for AMC to reach $100 a share?

>>26640985
Reminder that AMC is next week. This week is GME. anyone who says otherwise is one of """them"""

You guys NEED to stop it with the anti-semitism.

Thanks.

You can tell who the Melvin/Citadel shills are. Constant doomposting about how the squeeze won't happen. Whining about "investigations". GME will moon and then crater, we all know this. Don't miss out because the JIDF decided to kick into overdrive on /biz/

What do you think will happen for GME?
1.) 10-day Halt on or before Friday/before covering starts in earnest
2.) Offering before the covering really starts up
3.) Stock Split before covering
4.) The squeeze actually happens and it goes to the next fucking galaxy

>>26641048
what does this even mean

People WILL be punished for manipulating trading in GME shares.

worst part is i didnt even miss the gme short squeeze my mental illness got in the way and prevented me from doing the right thing

thats what makes it even more self hating

people who were never in it cant have remorse for they were ignorant

>>26641048
Drown in a shit covered sewage drain faggot

>>26641073
Don't put all your eggs in one basket. AMC, BBBY, BB and NOK are safe bets

IS MELVIN SUICIDE???????????

Why were people saying to buy pltr. I don't want to hold and it's shit rn, any chance green TM or Friday.

>>26641119
1. It'll reopen sub 100.

>>26640985
Anyone got some good chink stocks i can invest in? America is about to collapse

Is it worth going big on GME at this point?

>>26641157
>Why were people saying to buy pltr
That was before we found out that Demo Day did not live up to expectations.

>buying fish and green rocks during an once in a century golden meme run

>>26641182
If it opens sub 100 im buying calls, fuck you

holy shit
the market is going to crash because of GME
the GAME will STOP
wake up, people

>>26641017
>I just wanted the sweet embrace of death

>be gamestop
>take almost no hit throughout corona because your digital sales jumped 300%
>get new people on your BoD
>shift towards online sales only and away from brick and mortar
>stock rises because its cheap and got shilled hard by the lower class
>wall street niggers short the shit out of it because they don't even think about how the lower class might view their position
>get BTFO

its not a surprise this happened, I am surprised at the amount of people who live in squalor or are in their 30's willing to throw their life savings into this when its just 100% gambling at this point as the outcome could easily shift either direction.
I'm just amazed at how many people on this board are this financially retardeed.

gme was my baby

u can look back at my posts

u god damn kikes

if GME gets halted I'm going to commit suicide

>>26641131
https://www.corbuspharma.com/press-releases/detail/350/corbus-pharmaceuticals-announces-presentations-at-the-new

A nice little DUDE weed conference. It won't be an actual catalyst itself but institutions are going to start flexing their muscles on it soon after. My prediction is that CRBP will go up 15% or so each day for a couple weeks

>>26641190
Look at this chart.
>>26641132

>>26640985
I need to invest in something to pay for my medical treatment, what eggs should I put into baskets and how many go in?

>>26641114
eat shit faggot kike nigger

newfag here wanting to get in the gme and amc shit for lulz. I don't mind losing $1000. Which broker is best for Ausfags?

energy bros...

requesting again: how does the physical buyout work when it's over 100% shorted? i'm going with the "obligation created at market value at the time of contract expiration" until an anon can propose anything more sensible.

There’s no point in wondering what your morning moves will be. Every broker will be down by open. If it lasts longer than a few minutes get ready for flash crashes

>>26640985
ok so when all this shit goes down

melvin capital has to buy billions of dollars worth of GME at current price and sell all those shares to someone at say $20?

reminder to not reply to kpop fag, he's just a mentally ill larper who wants attention

>Drown in a shit covered sewage drain faggot

>>26641223
It's already too late to stop it

>>26641274
>half a percent guys! We made it!

>>26641255
Does this mean yes or no?

>>26641114
Sorry Mr. Shekelstienblattfarb

>>26641275
>buy 40% of shares
>sell them at the strike price
>buy 100% of shares
>sell them at strike price
>you have bought 140% of shares

>>26641249
wtf did i buy a weed biotech memestock

I market buy on Robin hood tomorrow morning two shares of gme. How do I long this? I've invested shitcoins but never shares

I requested a $3,000 transfer from my bank to my Ameritrade account tomorrow to buy GME.

The rub is I don't have $3k in there.

I need to profit by Monday at the latest.

Excelsior!

>90s
Value investors start leaving, rise of the growth investor
>00s, especially 2009
Value investors dead, growth investors reign
>2020
Growth investors start dying, rise of meme investing
NEW PARADIGM

>check AMC's short interest rate
>3.21%
>Check GME
>50.91%
>Check BB
>O.41%

>>26641274
>Low energy sector

>>26641275
You market buy at any price. ANY PRICE.

>>26641084
Chinese people moon just like their stocks
>>26641184
BILI
GDS
TCEHY
JKS
PDD
BIDU
There's plenty to choose from.

I just watched Louis Rossmann's video and I'm fucking pissed. As much as it pains me to have to work with plebbit, I will give GME my energy.
I'm entering at tomorrow's open, even at 200+. If trading is halted, then I'll come back the next day. And the day after that. And the day after that. I've bought hundred of games at Gamestop since I was a baby shitposter. I won't let this nostalgic brick and mortar die without a fight.
Diamond hands, anons. We're all going to weather the storm.

Thoughts on BetaShares Asia Technology Tigers ETF (ASIA) or any other ETFs that track Asian/Chinese companies?

>>26641240
You paid your market tuition. Now shut up, stop gambling with calls and begin making money by investing in shares of a company you believe in and wait for a few months until it prints.

>>26641326
>wtf did i buy a weed biotech memestock
It is not a meme stock, i just relentlessly posted it on here for the last week or so. I want people to watch the power of Dark Pools.

how long until the crash of the market?

>>26641145
Are all of these over shot on the shorts like gme?

I am mainly a crypto guy whats the fastest easiest way I can throw 500$ at these and see what happens?

>>26641334
Glad to hear you'll be going to jail.

>>26641265
Put $333 in AMC, BB and BBY

>>26641292
how am i a larper this was my original position 5 months ago

i held it for the majority of the time but then fucked with weeklys and other shit along the way and then left gme 1 day before the squeeze

>>26641287
no they have to buy billions of dollars to GME to cover all the shares they borrowed from their broker

getting rich off of GME tomorrow, quitting my job and buying miku figures

>>26641343
Yikes

>long term play kek

>>26641132
>hurr hurr I'm a shill who's pushing disinfo to try to scare people out
fuck off

>>26641386
2 hrs 38 minutes

Why are these editions all chinese propaganda

>>26641361
>I've been Jewed by Gamestop countless times and I'll be damned if they stop me from getting Jewed again

FTFY

>>26641438
what happens on friday?

>>26641295
>>26641295

>>26641292

>>26641323
>>26641354
bullshit. so if melvin owned a single share, he could sell it to himself at $0.01 and do that 5 million times. that's nonsense. market price exists for a reason.

>>26641132
Naked shorting is a crime. Buying isn't. Fuck you kike, and fuck you useful idiots defending kikes.

>>26641275
Algos with shares get to set what price they have to be bought with. This is the "infinite downside" risk scenario for shorting come to fruition.

>>26641048
Post your positions Vu

>>26641422
That chart makes the one I posted look even worse in comparison, lmfao.

>>26641451
But anon, this time we get to out-Jew the Jew

>>26641405

Lol, they just make you repay it via another deposit or closing your positions to bring it current.

I just need a day or two.

Do you think this is possible?

>>26641504
You are actually so pathetic that you are getting Jewed by Reddit.

>>26641487
which is what i'm saying. infinite risk to shorting was theoretical, until now. it's being put to the test with this. what does that actually look like once fulfilled?

>>26641491
>Vu
lmao
Here is one of my accounts with 555 CRBP calls

>>26641482
No, you can't sell it to yourself because if you're short you have to sell it to the guy you borrowed from.
Also, selling to yourself is actually illegal.

where are the AMC hypemen at

I'm getting psyched out

>>26641482
Uh, I don't think you understand shorting. They owe that share to brokers. The brokers need the share back. You seem to be mistaking volume, I think? for float.
They must take a share from somewhere and transfer it from their account back to the lender who originally lent them the share. That 'somewhere' is our greedy hands.

>>26641530
i think that faggots a normy who wasnt even involved months ago and thinks hes an arts whiz student

who can go fuck himself

i held gme for 5 months when nobody wanted to and i sold 1 day before the squeeze

>>26641359
Your thoughts on UXIN, china man?

>>26641545
And my other account with 540 CRBP calls

>>26641531
How can I get Jewed if I'm making a profit?

>>26641561
Check stock twits
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/AMC
Its unironically going to $20 because of these retards.

>>26641595
>You don't make a profit until you sell
Wait what's that Reddit?
>ABSOLUTE NO ONE ALLOWED TO SELL UNTIL FRIDAY

Okay so if the normies are waiting until wsb says to sell, shouldn't I preempt this by selling on Friday to secure my gains?

>>26641561
i dont even want the money dude if i win at amc

do u wanna come over ill give u some money or something u can like try to improve my life manually

idk how to do it

money doesnt mean you know how to operate your body youre in right and interact properly

>>26641500
Does this make it easier to understand for you, shill?

what are some good stocks to hold during the inevitable market crash?

>>26641017

amc limit buy whats it at lads

>>26641310
>>26641352
stonks

>>26641530
so...uvxy calls ?

>>26641571
>and i sold 1 day before the squeeze

i still laugh at that lol like how do you suck that much. gme was even an incredibly safe hold before that like what the fuck LOL

>>26641635
Yes, sell by Thursday if you can too for extra security.

>>26641620
I'm not going to hold for eternity, you brainlet. Eventually I'm going to want my profits

>>26641635
You should preempt it by selling as soon as possible. Gamestop isn't worth $11bn.

>>26641561
Here.

Look, just buy up what you can and hold out. Any positive news from the government allowing theaters back to WSB and CNBC talking about this will cause the stock to balloon. Not as much as GME, but easily north of 20 or even 30 a share.

>>26641530
It's possible. GME did go 220 from 4.

>>26641532
>what does that actually look like once fulfilled?
Dozens of hedgies go bankrupt. Fucking rest in peace you manipulative scumbags.

so what happens friday? melvin capital has to buy a million gme shares at $400 and then sell them for $20 each?

>>26641640
>If I cut this low frequency chart between vertices it'll look like a pattern that doesn't exist

lmao at your entire life

>>26641530
fuck no. the fed will print as much money as it takes to keep the market from crashing. only an idiot would bet otherwise

>>26641635
Sell as soon as your profit is desirable or be greedy and get stuck holding the bag.

>>26641084
What the fuck is with their reaction speed? Do chinks live in slowmo or are they just bugs?

>>26641069
everyone who missed out on gme is basically fomoing to amc so youre guaranteed a good pump at least maybe even a short squeeze

>>26641671
gme was great it printed for 5 months

let me give you an example though what happens when it tanks on q3 earnings and theres weeks of time in there where nobody knows if melvin is just going to keep shorting it to oblivion and you start to run low on funds and start to become desperate

it wasnt an easy race and i didnt finish it

>>26641718
Yeah

>>26641678
Fucking christ, short squeezes have nothing to do with actual valuation. I don't know if you legitimately believe this or you're a fucking shill. Yes, we're aware GME isn't worth tens of billions, no fucking shit. But the market cap during a short squeeze is more a reflection of how much the shorts are losing, rather than how much the stock is actually worth.

>>26641635
You should sell on Thursday, possibly even tomorrow.

DO NOT BE CAUGHT HOLDING GME. IT'S BLOCKBUSTER FOR FUCK SAKES.

>>26641570
>>26641553
thanks for answer. i'm trying to apply my understanding of business law to this shit and get by on it. i don't see any downside to this.

>>26641677
>Eventually

Yes that's what Reddit says too. For now you have to hold and just trust the plan. Patriots in charge. WWG1WGA

>I was laughing a couple of months back at the GME $13 "bagholders"
Autism-sama.....

>>26641640
i love this

>>26641620
kek this
all these paper millionaires are in for a rude awakening
>don't you even think of selling those shares before we can leave you hodling the bag goy

>tfw you want to get into stomcks but you're a night owl NEET

i rarely wake up before 4 PM and i always sleep for 10+ hours; i fucking love sleeping bros you have no idea

can i still make it trading after-hours or should i just stick to crypto? does anyone else know this struggle?

>>26641104
how tf is it next week shorts have to cover by Thursday night? go back to plebbit

>>26640985
I just opened an account for the sole purpose of dumping 500 bucks on GME and holding forever. I just wanna own gamestop shares. fuck profit.
Sorry for being a retard, but when exactly can i start buying? Some places cite 6:30, and other 9:30. I couldnt buy after-hours, but will i be able to buy during pre-opening hours? These trading hours are fucking confusing...

so we're going to have a correction, in the long term this is a good thing r...right?

>>26641635
You could "secure" your gains
or you could wait until the actual squeeze and quintuple your position.

>>26641697

NOT THE POOR HECKIN HEDGEARINOS!

>>26641765
>Market cap isn't real just keep holding until after I sell please

>>26641445
>photos of Chinese cities
>propaganda
What did he mean by this?
>>26641572
I have zero faith in it long term. But there's little downside in buying now

Is there a downside to allowing a limit sell to go through during extended hours as well? Seems like it just makes my odds of a desirable selling point better.

>>26641746
nigga i told you SELL Q3 EARNINGS buy back in and hold.

we both sat through the q3 together talking about it. you cant think properly and act like a retard because you gamble everything on one play with calls

just work on growing your shit you dont have to do like 20% like a boomer but you can just do hold smarter shit

>>26641723
VW also wasn't shorted at >100%. In fact, looking it up, looks like it was, as an article says, a "normal 7% or thereabouts in October". But hey, sorry you missed on the rocket fuckboy, ask nicely and I might let you come out to my yacht.

>>26641223
i swear i'm going insane over this
it's clear as day

Tootsie Roll (TR) TOOT TOOT. Actually though, heavily shorted company (46% short interest), long term stability, divvies, low float, memes, it's the inconvenient truth fellow Anons.

>>26640985
if I'm understanding correctly, I need a brokerage account with Fidelity in order to trade, I can't just use my IRA account to trade with?

Should I put in an order for $4,200 tomorrow or should I hold and hope for a dip? Because I'm seeing a lot of people saying the morning is going to be a skyscraper clusterfuck.

>add more money to my Robinhood account
>my money gets erased
>no buying power
>instant transfers restricted
What the fuck is going on with this kike shit

>>26641780
Who cares, reddit says hold until the end of Friday so sell before then. Bunch of salty faggots in here.

>>26641783
Just buy comy holds when you are rarely awake during market hours: Apple, SOXL, LIT. I don't have to check them too often.

>>26641746
>tin foil hands

>>26641783
actaully i trade 20x better when i just sleep until noon.

morning swings are just all over the fucking place and i cant think straight. my dumbest trades are always done when i dont sleep until noon. i dont know about 4pm but

>>26641861
AMC is better mate

>>26641769
Downside is exclusively on the shorts' side. That's kinda the point. That's the whole "shorting has infinite downside" 'rule' in effect. The magnitude is amplified by this disgustingly high SI.
>>26641817
>t. i don't understand how a short squeeze works

>>26641841
i agree with you man the options is just dumb it backfires

i dont have time for building back up from scratch

im not there man ive come a long long way

and have never loved working job at mcdonalds minimum wage

i would tell you further but u know i dont expect u to be my psychologist

and my faith says april is the rapture of believers 2021 is like the prophecy

>>26641864
I do most of my big trades in my Roth IRA with fidelity.

>>26641869

Make an Ameritrade account quick

>>26641865
Just fucking buy and hodl you idiot. Don't sell until the squeeze. Dont ask when, you'll fucking know. You won't miss a 600% jump.

>>26641851
This is the equivalent of the Capitol Hill riot. It's happening.

Just sit back and watch your parents' pensions/retirement funds burn.

What is the realistic potential still of GME, as well as BB, AMC, and BBBY

>>26641842
VW is like 10% of the German economy. Gamestop has been a joke for years.

>>26641841
I mean some nigger got fucking quads saying hold through earnings

>>26641017
>be GameStop employee
>Decide fuck it, guess i'll participate in company stock plan
>Pretty sure you'll be out of a job in a year or so anyway who gives a shit
>Be now with gorillions

>>26641929
I think mine is traditional, or maybe rollover, I haven't invested into it since I quit that job a few years ago.

>>26641942
I plan on buying no matter what, but should I just throw it into the void and hope the starting price tomorrow isn't too fucked or hope for a big dip before it rockets off and try buying the dip?

>>26641920
>he thinks there's still naked shorts after today

You know they only update those numbers monthly right? lmao

>>26641942
>OY VEY GOYIM DON'T SELL UNTIL AFTER I DO

>>26641954
Well, the GME short squeeze is basically mandatory at this point. You simply have to ask yourself if you want that money or not.
BB, AMC, and BBBY are up in the air, but don't touch them until next week. Hedgies are LITERALLY paying shills to push those stocks here and on WSB.

>>26641954
Well, the threads on reddit about GME are getting about 100k replies in a few hours.

>>26641891
Maybe, it's also higher risk rn and unlike GME doesn't have a good business model, I don't ever all in I play multiple options.

>>26641530
the banks can just, ya know, not lend a fucking nickel to any of the brokerages. that's a possibility too.

>>26641869
you probably did something dumb

>>26641408
I don't know which broker to use. This is new to me.

>>26641768
Blockbuster Liquidation just did a 700%

>>26642017
>>OY VEY GOYIM DON'T SELL UNTIL AFTER I DO
If you want to buy into a squeeze play and sell before the fucking squeeze even happens that's your problem. We'll just lump you in with kpopfag forever.

>everyone here is hooting and hollering about chasing memestocks and short squeezes
>im over here comfily holding cannabis gains at over +100% and OPTI gains at +350%
I'm glad everyone is having fun but just understand what co0o0o0ms up must breath. Slow consistant gains that don't spook the gazelle are more valuable than a bird who flys to high and gets sucked into an airplane.

>>26641920
kek check out your ID

>>26642049
If a brokerage folds, do the investment accounts go under too?

>>26641054
hell yeah bbq the flesh from my bones

>>26641571
>i held gme for 5 months when nobody wanted to and i sold 1 day before the squeeze
Props for not stepping off a bridge though

>>26641992
As far as I can tell my Roth functions just like my normal trading account except it is tax-protected and you can't withdraw your money from it easily before you're 65 (though there are exceptions and loopholes). But trades go through the same.

>>26641963
You seriously must be brain fucking dead. It doesn't matter if GME is worth fucking 10 bucks a share. Right now, the shorts are bleeding millions in interest a day. They have to close out their positions. To do so, they must buy. Supply and demand, they have an astronomical demand so we dictate supply. We sell at inflated prices because they're on the hook. Either they file for ch11 from losing money buying our stocks from us, or from giving cash to their lenders due to interest. I genuinely think you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, or you're just pretending to be this retarded.

>>26642030
AMC is not higher risk. The disney jews are trying to keep it alive

why isn't anyone talking about ezgo

do we go in?

Is this talk of an SEC suspension legit? I was going to buy in at 180 after it opens, but I'm starting to lose my balls.

White men of /smg/, we need to unite to fight the jew menace in our lifetimes. I encourage you and you have my express permission to breed with arabic girls. The jews fear this alliance. Your children will be beautiful, and have strong financial minds I assure you.

>>26642130
>The disney jews are trying to keep it alive
The chinks. It's the chinks, anon.

a lot of being a incel is this negative feedback loop where theres people already fucking super hot asian chicks somewhere

and so it makes you sabotage yourself and say well if theyre already living in it then i might as well hurt myself and be suicidal so i can "escape" the thought of other people having wild sex experiences with these kpop girls that i like and stuff like that

or just having them as their girlfriends and being in love

its a negative fomo like i have to end it all as quick as possible and ruin my life just because other people have it

>>26642019
> get into stocks last week after a year of lurking smg
> but nokia and blackberry because i had a nokia and a blackberry in the 90s/00s and cell tower on the moon wtf
> nok +25% bb +100%
I was PLANNING to lose money. I failed at failing.

>>26642019
>hurr durr you have to stick it to the hedge funds it's not about the money anymore!!!!!11
No retard, you don't. You can just make money in a safe play that hasn't poomped yet without gambling on a squeeze that may or may not be over.
Seeing so many broke FOMO retards who are still waiting for their broker accounts to be verified right now will be the sweetest thing in the world a few days from now.

>>26641649
if youre on webull set an alarm for like 7 or 8 and buy before all of the retards do at open

>>26642099
that's cool but you have to appreciate the irony that as a penny stock and weed investor you are now more conservative than brick and mortar investors

>the clownworld ending
>GAME STOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4GAj2v4BIE

>>26642101
i guess i should start shilling huh?
GUYS NEVERMIND THAT THE SHORTS HAVE TO COVER AT WHATEVER PRICE WE DICTATE I'M A RETARDED SHILL MUH GAMESTOP ISN'T WORTH X DOLLARS SELL SELL SELL DON'T BE A BAGHOLDER HURRRRRR
Suppose that'll do for now

>>26642153
It honestly could happen.

>>26640985
Those cities look like shit. Just a bunch of neon lights and concrete

>>26642099
thanks for the sound advice carlos. This is why I have two separate portfolios, one for real investing and one for memes

>>26642153
>I was going to buy in at 180 after it opens
How were you going to buy in at a price that it isn't at?

AMC won't break $10

>>26642107
Stop anon, stop, my dick can only get so erect

Wtf is going on with GME

>>26642197
How come women like that don't realize how extremely bad they look?

>>26642167
Bro just look up a subliminal messaging course and reprogram your brain to be more positive, it's easy.

Hmm

>>26642167
korean women are really into investing, fyi, if you actually made good gains and knew how to drop the hint without acting like a fake douchebag bragging about his tsla shares you would be able to get an attractive korean girl with some effort

>>26642253
The fun part is keeping a paper portfolio just for the shit that gets posted here with no DD and trying not to think too hard as it outperforms both your real accounts.

>>26642153
AMC will fucking PUMP if that shit happens.
I wouldn't risk anything with GME at this point. Not worth the risk.

>>26642265
sure, in the first 10 minutes of premarket

>>26642107
jesus christ, that'd be a lot of boomers and 1%ers out of a fortune

>>26642265
>AMC wont go below $10 ever again

>>26642262
it was at 200 and something, when everyone dumps it after buying at 80 yesterday then it should go down a little.

>>26641640
>jEwAwXQN
I think something is broken

So is BB actually a good meme stock to get in on or is it just shills trying to stop the GME squeeze?

>>26642241
A lot more trees in the OP image than in yours anon

>>26642203
NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SELL NOW BEFORE WE PULL OUT OUR EXIT SCAM!!!!! THE HEDGIES ARE GETTING MARGIN CALLED RIGHT NOW I SWEAR THEIR POSITION ISN'T 5% OF THEIR PORTFOLIO THEY CAN'T JUST HOLD THEIR POSITIONS FOR YEARS TO COME

>>26641725
Imagine thinking the kikes in control now won't let out the large pressure of deflation early in Biden's term to blame it all on Trump. If they wait too long no one will believe them if they try to pass the blame...

how can a ausfag buy gme and amc

>>26642334
There were a couple articles today detailing anything that is or has been a meme stock. All of them but Palantir went up sharply.

>>26641954
>"Oh no, we were too late" the teens said as they stared at the roaring bonfire"
>"Damn, I was hoping I could get here before they lit it." Said a young boy walking up with even more firewood
>"What's the point of adding any more wood to the fire if it's already high" the teen sighed, dropping his wood to the dirt
>"What are you guys standing around for? The fire just started roaring! It'll be burning until at least sunrise. Quick, add your wood to it so it'll burn even higher and even longer." Said one of the party-goers warming her hands at the roaring blaze
>"What's the point of using the wood on a fire that's already started? Seems like a bit of a waste." said the young boy as he walked off into the distance
>"Why'd he just leave? Sure the fire is pretty high and pretty warm, but that doesn't mean it's reached it's peak." the party-goer huffed to herself
>"When will we know it's reached it's peak?" the teens asked
>"Well I guess we won't know when it's reached it's peak until we pass it, but we'll definitely know when it call it a day.You see, It's supposed to rain tomorrow afternoon."
Don't be the faggot that dropped the faggot, buy GME now. Just because the fire is roaring doesn't mean you missed your chance to dance around it.

>>26642265
shut up

>>26642294
your margin maintenance line indicates you are leveraged to the TITS and I fucking love it

>>26642299
you fundamentally misunderstood my post

when someone says something like "oh well you can just you know become rich and then theyll like you"

puts pressure on me that im not rich and never will be and you set the bar so high that you give up from the get go

and ill start making yolo calls to hurry up and try to achieve my dreams while sabotaging myself and doing harmful things

i cant patiently grind up for years for the light at the end of the tunnel because im bogged by invasive thoughts and people telling you "oh you just have to do x,y,z" just makes it worse

>PAPA ELON

>>26642348
why would you want to touch gme after a 2000% gain you fucking retard? You're late ot the party, better luck next time

>>26642120
I guess I need to wait for customer service to wake up tomorrow and figure out how to proceed.
I would like to just split some from the traditional off to a roth, and play with the roth on the market.

>>26642197
especially when I was the one who originally shilled AMC before there was even a vaccine.
>p.s. I was wrong about AMC it is hot fucking garbage.
>AMC is chinese owned and has about a total ROA of -50%.
>I put 100$ in DPLS and have already made +40%

>>26642338
>I SWEAR THEIR POSITION ISN'T 5% OF THEIR PORTFOLIO THEY CAN'T JUST HOLD THEIR POSITIONS FOR YEARS TO COME
Melvin literally had to liquidate their entire BABA position to shore themselves up and it's still not enough. Keep shtting yourself though.

>>26642334
It's a good stock but it's moving faster than it probably should, people have been talking about it a bit before the GME squeeze set in. It also shot up about a week ago if you look at it, that was based off the amazon news.

>>26642241
This
>>26642265
Amc is a diversion. Only GME matters,>>26642334
nothing else

>>26641039
<<We're still escalating?>>

>>26642358
Because (((they))) know PLTR is actually legit and are waiting for lockup to swoop all the shares they can

>>26642322
It's not going down tomorrow.

>>26642400
Because it's still being squeezed.

>>26642334
BB is a great meme stonk, but only because they legit have great fundamentals. Short interest in BB is reasonably low rn

>>26642334
Bb already doubled in a week but they are a solid company like nok and are a good long term hold
But tgey aren’t a get rich quick fuckjob like gme. This is just hedge funds raping themselves and the entire world taking turns face fucking them out of spite and giggles. Once in a lifetime shit

>>26642400
not bb or amc fucvk head

>>26642300
I doubled my meme portfolio in less time it took to get my real portfolio to 40%, it really makes me want to chuck all fundamentals out the window, even though I know that its just this market

so is gme really going to cause bailouts by the fed?

>>26642400
>why would you want to touch gme after a 2000% gain you fucking retard?
Because it's on track for 4000%. Price target is $2250.

>>26642241
Your image looks like a scene from a dystopia.

>>26642338
>had to be bailed out already
Someone is crying because he has no money.

even if you bought GME at 200, the squeeze still hasnt happened, correct? if the shorters supposedly need to cover come friday, wont the share price reach astronomical levels?

Alright /smg/, what is a gamma squeeze and how is it different from a short squeeze?
Also, I feel like a retard but I'm seriously considering liquidating my securities (6 figure CAD) and just riding GME until Friday or Monday.

never bought fractionals of a stock before but i am considering it for gme. anything special i need to know?

>>26642447

It will after a few halts.

>>26642386
just go on a dopamine fast retard
all your problems stem from being an internet addicted faggot

>>26642386
Did you not see the survey taken by knets

Korean women want korean men with stable government jobs, making at least 50K USD a year, with at least $200K+ of assets to his net worth.

You don't need to be rich, you just have to be not ugly and be able to provide comfortably for a family.

You also have to be Korean cause they're all xenophobic and don't want to piss off their parents.

>>26642386
You don't even have to be rich, you just have to be able to talk about investing. I'm not joking here dude. You just tell them you enjoy investing and if you can converse about it without sounding like an amateur at some point one of them is probably going to like you. I've had Korean gfs and all that, they just like talking about investing. It's actually part of their culture that the women are money managers.

>>26642338
Okay, thanks for confirming you're retarded.
>I SWEAR THEIR POSITION ISN'T 5% OF THEIR PORTFOLIO
Melvin by themselves literally pissed away a 2.5B stimulus from Citadel today. Just today.
Their AUM is under 20B. Was in September anyway. Last I read in some MSM article or some shit, they were at 12B AUM.
Also what >>26642410 said.
Just fuck off, Melvin, we're taking your fucking money and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

>>26642471
>how can a ausfag buy GME and amc
this game is not for you
you're better off selling out your dad

>>26642508
It's gone viral and Elon tweeted about it, it will hit TSLA meme levels.

>>26642405
You cannot invest money in a roth you did not earn from a tax paying job.

FUCK YES, MY IVR LEAP OPTIONS ARE STARTING TO PRINT.

REITS FTW.

So CLII is pretty cool

>>26642476

Nothing is certain; everything is permitted.

Your biggest mistake was playing by the rules.

>>26642465
Yeha I've been holding BB for a while and i almost sold today. I'm not sure how much higher they will go.

>>26642334
Trees belong in a forest. But here you go, same city

>>26642471
>>26642465
>>26642458
I still can't believe BB of all companies is looking this promising, but it's looking legit. I guess I'll have to buy...

>>26642433
That's what I'm counting on. I put $10,000 on it a month ago and while it's not mooning, that might be a good thing, long-term. I'm better at comfy holds than swing-trading...

>>26642099
OPTI is now a slow growth boomer stock. Congrats cannabro
>>26642241
Massive bug cities generate more economic growth. Cities are all terrible anyways, so I don't understand this attack

>>26642517
Gamma squeezes are triggered by options. Once the stock price gets past the strike of every available option, and they're all ITM, that spikes the value because all of those calls were already being traded at however much contract fee, and upward pressure carries the stock to more closely match the breakevens.

>>26642558
that is somewhat irrelevant, retail isnt moving the price, institutions are. when they have to cover their positions at market price, its going to jump from 200 to 400+

>>26642476
(((The Great Reset))) was actually throwing out fundamentals and replace it with hype and momentum.

>>26642559
I have $120k in either a traditional or rollover account from my last job that I quit a few years ago. I never really paid attention to it.

How the fuck hasn't the squeeze happened? This shits literally rocketed already. This has got to be a meme.

>>26642532
ive dabbled in nofap since i was 15 before it even existed i actually helped start it before anyone knew about it before the nofap reddit and the first internet video about it

however i havnt been very good at it

i rarely go more than a few days without jerking it

and im still not 100% on board my view of it constantly changes like how much you should fap or how frequently

>>26642541
HURR

dude im a neet on welfare dont u see the fucking problem

with fucking autistic autism and i dont live in korea

shut the hell up

>>26642545
oh ya just be you

just go on elequent conversations with the sexy lass that was walking by and strike it up big

this isnt a movie film man

most people are just kinda shy and keep to themselves and already in their own friend groups and dont give a shit about you

i dont see what you just said occuring when i go outside

i just dont i see couples and i see boomers

>>26642610
>I still can't believe BB of all companies is looking this promising
Sounds like me when I read the SS thesis for GME about 5 months ago. I don't regret my decision to drink that koolaid. Take from that what you will.

>>26642672

>>26642338
>5% OF THEIR PORTFOLIO
u dum

>>26642593
At this point I’m just holding everything and treating it like a cherished family heirloom because the memories of this clusterfuck are genuinely worth more to me than the stock
I have 1 gme share and a limit sell at 4200.69 if it doesn’t hit that I will keep it forever purely for shits and giggles and to show my kids and also to fuck melvin

>>26642505
Posted wrong picture, it was taken after a festival so looks messy
>>26642597

>>26641396
None of those will see any gains even close to gamestop. At best, you're looking at 2-5x over 3-12 months.

i cant believe im into a boomer hobby like stocks

so glad i was born handsome and tall.

Any stocks that directly capitalize on an increase in retail investors, I don't think Robinhood is public.

>>26640985
I want an honest opinion lads, will the games these kids are playing with GME and AMC take the market down?
I have bout 450k in high div stocks and I’m scared.
Stocks was supposed to be my safe, set and forget play while crypto was the constant monitoring one. What’s gonna happen?

>>26642637
>so I don't understand this attack
Responding to the op

>>26642778
Welcome to adulthood
It’s exciting with real money aint it

>>26642548
And where did you get that info, reddit? Come on dude they aren't even required to disclose their short positions
This is more ridiculous than when /pol/ used to call you a JIDF shill every time you criticized trump in the slightest way
>>26642410
Sources:
-dude trust me
-wall street bets
>>26642506
It's a loan. It just shows they have almost unlimited liquidity to support their current positions. They know the current valuation is retarded and they'll be able to cover at a sane price weeks or months down the line.

>>26642678
How do we know the squeeze hasn’t happened? What’s the current short %?

>>26642508
Yes and yes. Volkswagen wasn't nearly this badly shorted and it still hit 900 Euro.

>>26642678
If we're really super lucky, it could be something like
>All the hedgies are begging their SEC buddies to freeze the stock because muh market manipulation and negotiating to get it in place
>SEC lawyers are pointing out that not only is there not much case for MM on the part of redditards because they posted a bunch of emojis, but that a halt also would draw attention to the fact that the hedgies illegally naked shorted the fuck out of the stock. That is, the hedgies are in just as much, if not more, in trouble than the boogiemen they're trying to make out of ledditors
>Meanwhile, as this is happening, the days keep ticking and the pressure from us keeps building as we smell the blood in the water
>Finally, the SEC contacts tell them: Sorry, you're on your own this time. We can't afford to do a halt. You should have covered last week, or beginning of this week, but nothing we can do to stop it.
>Hedgies BTFO because they wasted time trying to beg for a lifeline, now they're on the hook for the skyrocketing price because of all the memes and normies FOMOing

>>26642680
internet addiction (social media, screen time, videogames etc) is actually way more of a factor than porn and masturbation
you can only jerk off so much

>>26642692
Well, that settles it. Tomorrow I will become a BB-bro. Do you think I should go into GME as well for some quick money? I have $300K of capital from the TSLA moon, so I won't be out on the streets if it doesn't pan out..

>>26642660
George Soros Reflexivity philosophy involved rewarding irrational behavior to create a counterintuitive feedback loop. As an investor, it's how he turns situations to his favor.

>>26642680
>just be you
yeah bc you like investing, anyway..........ok cool

>>26642822
I don't know I was just talking about it with my pops and he said the squeeze probably happened. Shits quadrupled. Just using common sense here.

>>26642821
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/citadel-point72-back-melvin-with-24275-billion-after-losses/ar-BB1d5gzp
>Hedge fund titans Ken Griffin and Steve Cohen boosted Gabe Plotkin’s Melvin Capital, injecting a total of $2.75 billion into the firm after it lost about 30% this year.
>30% this year
>30% in one month
Do the math, I believe in you....

>>26642294
How do you trade on margin with Robinhood?

>>26642838
Volkswagen was 200 normally. GME is a $20 stock

>>26642822
Just keep holding to Friday and stop asking questions go—guy

>>26642792
The line only goes up from here!

Any ausfags here?, I’m trying to find a broker that offers both US shares and options without bullshit fees but it’s starting to look like that doesn’t exist.

>>26642910
I can't wait for you to say "hurr they said this year clearly that means in the past 12 months!"
>>>(Updates with **January** loss in first paragraph.)
Get the fuck out of here, smoothbrain.

>>26642637
Thank you! I am starting to feel a lil dizzy but I know OPTI can get to triple digits with the acquisition of Z20.
>invest in DPLS
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>>26642821
>>26642910
>brought up /pol/ and trump for no reason
He's just a fag with no money crying about people making lots of money.

Any leafs around? Will the CRA go after me for taxes if I YOLO GME in my TFSA? Technically I'm not using the account for day trading if I just buy and hold for a few days...right?
Not that it'll really matter much in the grand scheme if GME moons

>>26642879
Wait for the inevitable correction next week.

>>26641156
i love how /biz/ literally influences culture. no one even has a clue where half the memes they use come from

>>26642911
stab yourself in the hand, take a photo, and email it to them, they need proof that you are actually trying to hurt yourself

>>26642943
ANZ can buy US shares but it’s slow as fuck sometimes and there’s definitely fees

So if I put 500 into gme once it opens, do I just sell on Thursday to avoid any potential losses? Do you guys really think that it'll balloon to 1000+ today? And when does the market even open?

>>26641067
it's only beginning
the fire rises brother

>>26642964
In BB?

>>26642988
They fear us.

>>26643035
The overall market you retard. Green weeks are followed by red ones.

>>26641017
They're gonna memory hole this and then at the end of 4 years Xiden will brag about how much he "helped fix the stock market"

>>26640985
Hedge funds die
Stonk goes up
I'M STILL HOLDIN' OOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

>>26642917
Volkswagon was almost bankrupt at the time though and Porsche came in to save it

>>26641530
Can’t afford the market crashing in Biden’s America

>>26643024
Far be it from me to keep someone from spending their own money, but if you don't even know the fucking market hours you probably should stay away from this play.
9:30AM eastern, though.

>>26643067
>prove it

>>26642956
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>>26641118
what do you think the moon will be?
i also heard we're experiencing the gamma squeeze and the short squeeze happens over a little while

>>26643098
VW is a tenth of the German economy and Gamestop barely exists. They also owned productive assets and not ratty mall stores.

So I just got into the stock game and bought two shares of GME when they were priced at 42. Starting to see the potential in doing this.

Should I throw some more into GME or start going into AMC, BBBY, etc

>>26642988
I had to explain coomcat to my mom today because my q obsessed aunt owns 5 gme shares she bought in 2009 and doesn’t know how to use a computer and wanted me to explain how to call vanguard to sell the stock at 6pm pacific because “he was always helping grandma with her internet”
I am currently expecting my first child and closing on a house.

>>26643141
There is no "the" gamma squeeze. Gamma squeeze happens every time stock price climbs over every available calls' strike price.

>>26642943
goodluck cmc is fucked and not letting u even sign up

>>26643136
tax free savings account, i.e. registered tax sheltered account
The CRA says it will come for taxes if it finds evidence of "carrying on a business" like day trading even in a tax sheltered account

i'm a brainlet, do i use invest or cfd in trading 212 to buy gme

>>26641017

>>26643136
The
Fags
Suckle
Asshole

>>26643169
Oh boy, you've gone back to spamming the same thing again. Shouldn't you be shit posting endlessly on stocktwats with the Bearish tag every five fucking seconds?

>>26643234
Absolute kino.

>>26642910
Well, it was around 5% when they bought. It did explode in their face but it'll go down to a maybe 10% hit in a few days. They won't go bankrupt and liquidate until their debt from GME is double their assets. Can GME 5x again from its current price? I doubt it but feel free to time it as you see fit
>>26642955
Dude, I'm genuinely happy for the people who got in early. But everyone who is buying right now is begging to make their money disappear in 24 hours.

>>26643228
Invest. CFD on T212 is scammy as fuck. I mean, all CFD trading is for chumps, but it's especially bad on T212. No margin, but T212 allow you to trade with unsettled funds so it's all good.

Cunny gang. Buy AMC for max cunny.

>>26643119
I was just baiting but its nice that you gave me a serious awnser
In all seriousness, whats the guarantee that this stock won't just fucking crash on Thursday or Friday? I'm looking at this shit and knowing redditors, they'll cave the instant they can get a good deal. I'm kinda worried for you bros, I got the money to lose but it feels like this is going to crash in the worst way possible.

>>26643107
With the pandemic as an excuse, the government is switching to full money-printer mode. The Democrats will only ramp up Trump's monetary policies to avoid being blamed for a crash. The stimulus checks will either be used to pay loans to banks (and go to stocks), or to buy commodities (which mostly go to corporations, so the stocks go up), or people like me will just use the checks to buy stocks (so line go up). Line go up no matter what.

Line
Go
Up

>>26643067
OK I'll wait, thanks for the reasonable advice.

>>26643169
doesn't matter though, gamestop has all this short intrest and a stock price that keeps rising. going off value of the company alone on this event is totally retarded

GME openings at $230 in Germany

>>26641530
That's why I'm not buying until it's over. I didn't get money in time to buy, but I'll be ready to grab whatever's left for pennies on the dollar.

>>26643203
To wit: we can, and have so far this week, get such a squeeze every single trading day if the climb is fast enough. That just feedback loops with the short squeeze proper, of course

>>26642586
Same, I thought I was crazy for buying this shit but I'm up 2x already lol.

>>26643203
i'll take your word for it, i'm in uncharted territory when it comes to this kind of investment

>>26643308
its at 187€

baked
>>26643339
>>26643339
>>26643339

>>26643225
Yeah CRA is totally going to send RTX nanodrones powered by PLTR tracking apps to seize your assets because you made (((two))) trades in your TFSA in a day.

Don't you fucking dare leaf!

>>26642153
Don't believe shit until your broker or the SEC themselves tells you otherwise. Not the shills on here, not the news, not twitter, nobody but the actual people who have proof it's happening.

>>26642988
122 posters in this thread, I don't really like that kind of heat. I also have no idea how to discuss stocks in public because all my info comes from online and I basically mix forum and board words with cnbc rambling. It's like a 2nd language at this point.

>>26642985
Wrong. Videogames are escapism yes but they decrease your self esteem when you look at yourself afterwards and realize all that time you spent on them amount to nothing outside of your computer screen. Take the Tedpill.
You wouldn't want to suicide if you didn't get your asian woman fetish and lose most of your money both on the Internet,

>>26643291
thanks

>>26643299
>pay loans to banks
so my BNKU will printu is what youre saying.

>>26642791
I mean I guess something like yahoo might see increased ad revenue due to traffic inflows as people research their next meme. Before I had a real broker/tools, that's what I did.

>>26643294
>>26643272
Are you folks not aware that those of us playing the squeeze are well aware the price won't hold? We fucking know. GME is dead. That's no secret. BUT, and this is a big but, they won't be bankrupt any time in the next year or so simply because of console cycle momentum, coof restrictions being lifted, and muh Ryan cohen e-commerce shift.
I know it's gonna crash. Every bull squeezing right now knows (or should know) it's gonna crash. We're just playing chicken with the shorts and other bills rn though, and gambling on the price going up and up and up...

Just get 100$\€ AMC or you will miss epic money
The next meme squeeze is up

>>26643353
Look at after hours. That's the price it's gonna open. Literally both of you are wrong.

>>26643461
The only thing that COULD save the shorts, at least in terms of not-sketchy-backroom-wall street-shit, would be GME literally bankrupting tomorrow.

>>26642769
So what buy me at this ATH?

Also what is best way to buy stocks right now?

>>26643299
Counterpoint: Since facts no longer actually matter, what if they just say fuck it, let it all crash, then pay the talking heads to tell all the NPCs why that's actually a good thing and you're a Trump supporting bigot if you disagree?

>>26641969
The one in my hometown has been managed by the same guy since the early 2000s and it's still running. I wonder if that guy is filthy rich now.

>>26643329
With a plush fucking divvy, no less.

How many of you faggots took my advice and bought NYMT, by the way?

>>26643574
Fuck if I care, puts and spreads will still work.

>>26643518
i look at the current price of the open german markets, why look at after hours from the last day

>>26643461
The point is there's no magical date like friday or price point until when it's safe to hold. The squeeze might have already happened for all we know and most of the short interest could be new shorts that you will never be able to push the price high enough to force them to capitulate.
GME was a value play. If you're "playing the squeeze" buying at >$100 and didn't buy the company back when it was undervalued at $5 then you're doing it wrong. If you did then anything over $30 is great, if you happen to sell anywhere higher than that then that's just a bonus.

>>26643574
Normies are dumb but they're not that dumb. They might get away with the "inheriting orange man's bad economy!" Narrative for a while, but before too long people will start pointing out that the only reason it's down from its ATH last year is the coof, and that was JUST a year ago... What's changed between then and now? Hmmm

>>26641408
Amc and bb make sense. Bby seems like a loser, what am I missing. Is it super shorted too?

>>26643518
>>Look at after hours. That's the price it's gonna open.
That's literally not how it works.

>>26643694
Yeah, I have greater faith in the people than that too, but not by much, JEW.

Kek, dat id.

>>26643686
And I never claimed there was a "get out" time or date. That will of course down to everyone's individual risk assessment and personal decision making. That said, as of an hour ago, there are 1mil shares available for shorting at 50% interest. We are IN the squeeze, no doubt about it, but the squeeze is far from over.

>>26643849
Only* 1mil, I should emphasize. Everything else, god willing, is wrapped up tightly in the hands of a bunch of greedy bulls like me HODLing to infinity.

>>26642943
ibkr

Bros... when is the societal collapse coming?

>>26643978
me thinkys sooner than later

>>26641334
Nothing wrong with a little

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>>26642107
1% getting BTFO by average joes?
About fucking time. Blood in the water means other hedge funds are gonna fuck Melvin just to eliminate competition. Someone got greedy and everyone is going to get a piece.