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Is it too late to buy in?
>>26628282138%
>>26628282No, buy buy buy buy, hodl until Friday. Buy dips.
>>26628798would it be worth selling my BB and buying gme with that?BB has been on the up and looks set to go off as well
>>26629522Yes, people shilling AMC and BB are hedgies, maybe buy some AMC because it is cheep, but put the majority into GME because it will make money RIGHT NOW.If GME tanks the stock market, AMC wont be worth shit. Maybe keep it because hedgies are pushing BB and AMC so maybe you can profit a little off it, but GME is going to the fucking moon.
>>26628282newfag, why do i have to wait for the market to open before i buy? why cant i buy rn?
>>26630126depends on your brokerage and After Hours (AH) ability. I know at Fidelity I had to sign agreements to trade after hours, but I dont think it comes on default at other places
Trying to buy in but I just opened ameritrade account today and its going to take 1-3 days to connect my bank after the initial funds I sent. Is there any platform that doesn't have a waiting period? Need to get money in for open tomorrow
What time should I sell on Friday?
Absolutely not. Elon tweeted in AH, so even buying in tomorrow is going to pay out the ass. Shorts cover on friday, so assuming paper hands dont fuck everyone over, it's going north of $1,000 as one and a half times the actual number of available shares begin changing hands all at once.Even buying in at $230 is an easy 5x.
>>26630292im using 212trading and it seems i can buy rn... so what do i do? i boughts some amc
>>26629820i actually was in BB since the 15th, i think it legit has potential.
I’m just glad this fucking board isn’t 100 threads about fucking memecoins anymore
>>26628282More interesting question is, when does this shit implode
>>26630329212 trading, i had to sign up for 6 brokers today this is the only one that let me in asap
>>26630420i was planning on buying more during the dips tomorrow myself but fuck
>>26630419Do you know what time on friday their shorts get called in?
>>26630459>implodeWell, the hedgies have not even folded yet, when they do it is going to skyrocket because they will be forced to buy shares at any price listed. There is literally no way to implode before that if people just hodl. Gamestop themselves could MAYBE stop it if they split their stock but it would be stupid for them to do that right now.
>>26630329Robinhood it also has after hours
>>26630532this
>>26630532>>26630699At close
>>26630731Thanks anon. Appreciate it.
Whale here. Dropping another half mil in tomorrow morning
Should I buy in or not?
>>26630930buy buy buyPeople were being pussyfoot at fucking $40
>>26628282Is the price less than 1000? Yes? Buy.
>>26629820you guys are so fucking retarded or maybe just schizoliterally just hold both
>>26631059If you actually read my entire post I say to do that as well.
>>26630403you sell monday not friday
>>26630584>Split the stock>To save the very people who tried to bankrupt themI don't think the tribe loves themselves that much.
>>26628282I have a market order for 150. But the price went to 210 after hours. Does this mean my market order won't take place?
>>26628282i bought 20 shares after hours today at $220 its not too late
Should I buy in at exactly 930 at the open or wait a little as the day goes on? I feel like it will be high at the open, but at the same time it could also just increase from there. Maybe I'll drop 1k at the open and see from there.
>>26631259Unless it dips you will just be sitting there.
>>26631059but i am not a hedgie so you lost me there
>>26630924Pls send me some BTC sir I'm not a pajeet I promisebc1qdh0ga5fzlpanfhplekrkl79ft266gh4yhmcxvx
Dont forget your amc and bb stonks anon
>>26631315So the price keeps increasing after hours? It could be 300 by open and that's the only way to buy in?
>>26631464What's the story with those? Were they also shorted?
>>26631586Yeah, don't sweat it bro, its hitting 1k. Just buy the dip.I spent all day trying to get money into my bank and they were all borked.Online apps down, ATMS not accepting deposits. Weird shit going on.
>>26631303dunno you should probably buy asap in premarket but its hard to say. you can wait and see if they try to shake paper hands again with a morning dump like today and yesterday but GME is officially mainstream and on normie media and spreading like crazy and elon musk tweeted it today so who knows
>>26628282Autism hasn't even peaked until after market close today.>WELCOME ABOARD.Next Stops, $420 & $1488 per share
>>26631601They are shorted FAR less than GME, many think hedgies are trying to push them to take pressure off GME. AMC, BB, etc could make money, but noone is focusing on them right now so why bother?There is also a chance if this GME thing crashes the stock market that BB and AMC tank.
>>26631188why monday?
What's the expected endgoal here as far as how high the price should rise?
DO I BUY NOW OR WAIT UNTIL 9:30
>>26631818Because they have to cover Friday at the close. People not selling royally fucks them over.
>>26629820literal euphoric laggard
>>26631905There is none. In my years of trading stocks I've never seen one this ridiculous.
>>26631780>funding for take-private secured at $420.69 per share>trading suspended>the game stops
so if i want to buy 1(ONE) stock of fucking Gamestop right now it would cost $209.19?
>>26631943fuck it, i'm buying now
>>26631688Why does it keep going up after hours ? Can ppl still buy after hours? Why can't I? Thanks bro I'm newbie to stonks
>>26631905This was what happened in 2008, mind you at 1k it was the most valuable stock on the market for a short while.That would be akin to GME going higher than Amazon and Google.
>>26632042How do I buy now? When the fucking market is closed?! SOMEONE TELL ME
>>26632069If you have a gold account on robinhood I think you can trade after hours though I'm not sure about that.Other sites have after hours trading but you have to do extra shit. >>26632125Gotta wait breh.
>>26632094Did everyone just have their stops at $950 lmao
>>26632039I don't understand why everyone says 200+ when for me its at 146 usd
>>26632205From what I understand a single company bought most of them out. They probably waited and sold.This is different, and we have stock halts now so who knows how it is going to play out.
>>26632246After hours trading, you will see it tomorrow at open, or just use this: https://robinhood.com/stocks/GME
>>26632246Market closed at $146. After hours trading hit $209.
>>26632246after hours markets
>>26632274>and we have stock halts nowPost your face when GME set off SIX (6) circuit breakers on friday.
>>26632274lol this shit is going to halt for 5 minutes every 30 seconds.
>>26632246this is what mine says. what are u using?
I’m planning to buy a few GME at open as long as it’s sub-300, wait till Friday or Monday ?
i bought 1 (one) share at $230 after hours, stoked for tomorrow ladsif i make a couple hundred i'll be happy
>>26628282Buy 2022 puts.Volatility is such that a dip will cause them to triple.I'll flip mine tomorrow on a morning dip and get 3 times as many to sell off next Friday. Won't be a 20x like the bros who held gme for 6 months, but it'll be quick and fun.
Yo, I bought ponied up to buy ~0.7 stonks with Robinhood come tomorrow morning, but the email says I only placed an order for ~0.2. What gives?
thoughts on amc?
>>26632439trading 212
>>26632165What would be a good buy price to put in for when markets open in the AM? I was thinking maybe $180 or so - I want in, but poorfag so hoping to get a bit cheaper
What should the prices open up at after the market opens up? Too volatile to tell right now?
>Download etoro>Tfw undecided the whole day>Placed an order for 50 when it was 144>Say fuck it I can get at least two shares>Will buy when market is open>Shit seems like it will be at 300 tomorrowFuck
>>26632042It'll dip first thing at market opens before rallying. Look at today's chart. Volatility is extremely high within the first 30min of market opening, it is often ill advised to trade during that time period.
>>26630459When the hedge funds run out of money. Point72 and Citadel are the 21st and 9th largest investment firms respectively and they propped up Melvin, the firm that shorted. They incur interest every time they extend their short position. So long as they can find more cash, they can try to ride out the small guys. We just need to hold
>>26632623There's absolutely going to be an uptick, buy a shitload while it's under $10
>>26632650Either wait and manually buy at a dip, or set it to just buy shares at open for whatever price they are. If you are using robinhood it is in the top right when you are buying.
Theoretically it's possible. During the big pump on monday the entire stock market took a dump to the tune of 15%. If these huge funds go bankrupt they'll have to liquidate their existing holdings in blue chip stock. If enough people panic sell it could cause a huge crash. Not to mention the crazy mofo's liquidating their positions in other stocks
Please Fucking stop attacking the shorts!Just let them settle up and Fucking get out! They've Fucking had enough they just need a reasonable exit!Take your Fucking money and go!
Going in at 8k, what should a good buy order be? 210-220?
so they have to buy back every share at whatever price . So this could actually go to 100k a share?
is the whole market gonna be fucked?
>>26632881They literally have the option to exit any time they want.
>>26632881
>>26632881stop larping
FUCK LIU KANGFUCK EARTHREALMAND FUCK THE ELDAR GODS
>>26632775Ok, thanks. So do that just to make sure I can get in even if it doesnt dip that much? You think opening price will be about as low as it gets tomorrow?
>>26632895Not trying to get SEC'd, but I wouldn't be surprised to see a dip down as low as $150. That's where the resistance was before it broke, that's where the sell wall was, and that's where a lot of the people who rebought are sitting at.
>>26631219this, the reason i love ryan cohen on the GME board is that he doesnt bend over and suck the hedgies cocks. Sherman would have bailed them out at 50 lol
>>26632881It's not just about making money.It's about making the (((bankers))) lose as much as possible.Honestly.If I see wall street execs jumping from their office windows on Friday or Monday I'll fucking laugh.If congress gives them trillions while putting around on covid bills, January 6th will look like your normal antifa trashcan fire.
>>26633023It has fluctuated a lot at opening because the hedgies try to manipulate the stock.
>>26631905
IT WILL MOST LIKELY DIP EARLY MORNING LIKE IT HAS FOR THE PAST DAYS/WEEKS. MOST LIKELY IT WILL DIP TO 150 BUT DONT BE SCARED JUST FUCKING BUY ALL IN
>tfw getting inheritance of 10k in a few days (hopefully fucking tomorrow if all this goes through)>tfw going to dump literally all of it into GMEworst case is ez come, ez go.
>>26632042you can place your order but it wont get filled until market opens>>26632246you have one of those shitty brokers that doesnt show quotes from after hours and only lists the closing price
>>26633315i'm in for another 6klet's go you fucking apes
>>26633370Now this is based
>>26632246>I don't understand why everyone says 200+ when for me its at 146 usdafter-hours
So I bout 3 shares at $209. If I'm looking at this right each share will likely turn into about $1045. So, I make over $3,135 off of $627 or +$2,508.Or is this lowballing myself? I likely should have gotten in last night but didn't was away from computer so just trying to salvage now.
>>26632881K Melvin :)
>>26633388i fucking love you all, lets fuck these bankers up. I was coomerposting at /smg/ for a long time and held since 6. sold at 150 because i didnt want to go bald at 21. But now i have seen the light. elon musk will meme this to 1k it's programmed
>>26629820greedy motherfuckers get the rope
>>26632923every share + 30%
>>26633370best case is you turn it into 100 grand or more
>>26633370worst case is sec stops trading under some rule and ur keep your 10k
>>26630930>>26632554>>26633315>>26633463Do NOT sell tomorrow, and do NOT sell Friday morning. We are all going to see a fuckton of volatility as institutions pile on and try to scare us into selling for meagre gains. Do not give in. They decided to not cash in on 10x gains and put in short after short, it is your fucking duty (and in your best financial interest) to punish these greedy fucks by holding until Monday morning at the very least. They MUST buy the shares. What does that mean, they have to buy the shares, but there aren't enough shares? The price will go up. and up. and up. The funds covering the funds will start to get nervous and begin forcing them to buy more shares, but we won't sell. The banks covering the funds who are covering the funds will start to get nervous, and will force them to buy shares. But there won't be any shares. Why? Because we aren't fucking selling any fucking shares, that's fucking why. $1000? A miserable, puny thousand dollars? Fuck that shit. If you sell at $1000 you are a baby. If you sell at $1200 you are a baby. We are waiting for $1500, Monday, and I would let the entire world be brought into an economic depression over fucking GameStop before I sell for less.
>>26633777Ch-checked
>>26633777fren, i sold all my GME for 173k. Ill be aping in tomorrow because i realized i not only missed out on profits but i betrayed the cause. The cause to make melvin either buy or fucking die. When all this is over i hope we can buy his mansion together and burn it down
>>26633777Based numbers.I'll convert my monopoly money into 1K usd and buy what I can tomorrow morning and sell on monday.
>>26633702The SEC can't just void the contracts, anon, they don't have that power. In either case, the funds ALREADY got paid for the shorts. That's what shorts are. They're on the hook. They must buy the shares. They're fucked, and we're gonna do just fine.
>>26633777Ok. $1500 it is bucko.
>>26633777alright hear me out. I literally have 1 share, and they need to buy 130% of them. that means they NEED my share right? and i can price it at whatever i want, right?so why don't i price it at a BILLION dollars? in fact, why dont we all price it at a billion dollars? obviously there's not enough money in the world for this, so my question is:WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN
>>26633536so ideally we need to figure out how deep their pockets are and go just under that. If we bankrupt them all the game ends. Whats a realistic number to push them to the brink? 200k?
>>26633987But why stop there? Let's make it $15000
I bought AMC because i dont have enough capital to really make it on GME. I bought a couple shares out of principal tho. Sell Limit order at 1488.I hope AMC is the next moon mission and then blackberry...4chan and reddit could literally snowball this into a recession while wrecking the markets as a whole.Mission: Correktion 2021
>>26633777KEK WILLS IT>KEK WILLS ITKEK WILLS IT MY BROTHERS, WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT>>26633891Ah, sorry to hear that. Melvin dying isn't even that bad: They have a lot of money, and the people who own them (and the people who own that people) can (will) liquidate all of their assets to cover these contracts. The blood has dried on the paper, the pacts have been made, the seals are unbreakable and the only thing that can save them is a world war.
>>26633777jesus...its foretoldwell I’m buying, it’s not about the money
>>26633990because if we completely bankrupt them, you don't get paid. We need to figure out what price taks 99% of everything from them. I'm thinking 200k a share.
>>26633990I think if they go bankrupt they have to be bailed out so the government will prolly cover their shares to stop the economy from crashing i guess? lmao
>>26634002>If we bankrupt them all the game ends.No, it will just go to the banks, if they cant pay the entire system crashes and I assume GME will become the most expensive stock in US history.
>>26633960So should I open a long for Friday then exercise before close?
>>26634054You will think I am a loser for this, but I do not find 15k to be reasonable. Nobody in their right mind would dare hold on to fucking gamestop shares above 8k, right? R-right? guys?
>>26634084Yeah i literally couldnt hold after a 1900% gain but i should have trusted the coomer posters on /smg/
>>26634102but then bankruptcy court would take forever, and we would be screwed. We need some austists to figure out what the top dollar is that we should shoot for without completely decimating all of them, just 99% of them. Bring them down to our level.
>>26633777u are a goddamn psychopath... god speed sir
>>26634097>>26634102we really are on the brink of another fucking world war aren't we? this can't be real, i refuse to believe this isn't some simulation with added clown world DLC
How much do I need to actually make some money of GME now?
>>26628282It's funny to see high frequency traders, mathematicians and their algorithms get confused. Even if it's too late or risky to buy in now, this will become a new trend. I don't know how you could train an A.I. to understand the nuance of memes to fight against it. Knowing there's a trend happening isn't really enough information, it would also have to understand exaggeration, sarcasm and dumb jokes.memes might reach FOREX and we'll see the Uganda Shilling go to the moon.>>26630450That bubble has to pop eventually, I don't even know who uses it as a currency or how many "tokens" exist.
I got into trading last week, GME is my first trade, put in $45 literally 5 min before elon tweeted. Hell of a first ride guys. am i gonna make it?
>>26634054We need to get NORMIE money in if we want it that high. Then we can dump bags on them
>>26633990>>26634097>>26634102You don't have to price things reasonably, but you DO have to price things better than the greediest share-holding fuck in the world. Say they can't cover, what happens? They get liquidated. Their assets are forcibly used (by the new owners of those assets) to buy shares. Eventually, they could run out of assets which must be used to buy shares. You want to be the last guy with a sell order when this happens, but what about the guy after you? He gets to keep his gamestop shares. The new CEO modernizes the company and after a few months everything is fine. You can't sell your share for a billion dollars because that is the last share which would ever be bought, so it won't be bought.
>>26628282Short squeeze has yet to commence.
>>26634278you'll make 2x easy. Maybe 3 to 4x....so whatever you have...
>>26628282only if you have money to buy. the people making millions in this have purchased hundreds of shares don't be fooled
>>26634331This is a rare event. Try not to let it alter your expectations.
They're on the hook for how much already, as of closing bell? $61 billion?
>>26634278RobinHood lets you buy fractions of shares, so you can probably get in with less than ten dollars.>>26634148I don't trust my instution to be stable or reliable during all of this, so I'm just buying and holding shares.>>26634252You should see some of these insane rich Redditors. Poor unemployed people, people who have already made 10 million dollars but are holding their shares. Holding for what, the other Redditors ask? No response...
>>26633777You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be youEnjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “n****r” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.
>>26633777god bless i hope this really works. it probably won't, but autism got us this far.
Listen to my analysis bros. Elon musk loves plebbit memes like 69/420. Even if we dont squeeze (i think we will squeeze) i think he wants to meme 420.69 share price into reality. He's gonna shill GME alot more on his twitter imo.
>>26633777yup its truly a resentment buy. fuck them
Alright I'm game, I tossed 500 into this on order for when the market opens tomorrow. If I lose, at least I was a part of making these kikes sweat. That's worth 500.
How likely is it that there won't be enough shares to fulfill all the buy orders and they're forced to split and tank the stock?
>>26628282I have some crypto. How do I use it to buy GME?
>>26634507suck cock more copypasta faggot
>>26634507imagine thinking they will go after every individual investor lmao. They will just change the rules of the system nothing else
>>26634254I'm so sorry anon, I just... I just purchased the Great Reset dlc (Now with FASCISM!) and set Country Agressiveness to 500%. I thought it would be funny. I'm so sorry.
What happens if mr SEC steps in and halts trading? Other guys can't do anything either right?
I’m going to place an order now but I have to enter a price. If it opens above that price I guess no purchase will be made in time. And I’m not sure if the price I enter is absolute or if it will buy for lower. SO what should I enter? 150?
>>26634613You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you.Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “n****r” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and its about time someone took you man children down a notch. You're dead kid.
>>26634641lel
>>26634681It already went above 200 in after hours trading. Enter 250 or 300.
>>26634681put 150 is you want to risk that we see a dip tomorrow. if you dont wanna risk that marketbuy. Im personally gonna risk that it dips down under 200
>>26628798I ain't buying shit until someone comes up with a source verifying these shorts are due Friday.
>>26634507nice pasta, but as it turns out buying shares of a public company isn't a crime. As a followup to your assertion, eat my ass, bank jew nigger, dilate, you WILL be legally required to suck my entire cock, and it WILL be livestreamed. Your bank WILL bankrupt your entire shitty pajeet-infested mutual fund scam "company", and every cent of your shitty "company" will be forced into my account. Now beg.
>>26632554Converted some of my dogecoin to 1 GME at 108 made 100 bucks today no complaints
>>26634690>people will lose their homes>jew bankers>peopleI laugh at you. They have extra homes anyways. This is a net positive for the market.
>>26634507jews are not people anon, we are taking back what belongs to us
>>26634795nice. i have dogecoin in an old laptop i haven't turned on in like 5 years. maybe i'll run into some weekend beer money or something
>>26634654>Interest on shorts accumulatesMelvin would rather declare bankruptcy.
>>26634720Thanks!Where can I see the after hours trading? I tried looking for it but couldn’t find it
>>26634871And then nobody gets shit but bags?
>>26633315If it hits 150 I will buy 8k worth
>>26634556he's retarded if he wants to meme such a low price.
>>26633777checked
>>26634871>>26634918these are the important questions that need to be asked
>>26634725It's public information, anon. Not all of the shorts are due Friday obviously, some will be coming later. Their plan for years has been to artificially deflate the price by pocketing the money from selling short options. They're just now noticing that their risk is infinite.
>>26634725Just look at Friday puts. They will probably fold before then though as they are hemorrhaging millions a day.
>>26631780this might unironically be a leading indicator for gamestonk stock
>>26634942it will go higher dont get me wrong. Im just saying thats most likely a lifeline incase anything goes wrong. The guy literally doesnt give a fuck about the SEC
>>26628282Where to buy gamestop stocks?
CAN YOU BUY IN AS A NON AMERICAN?
>tfw I bought 1 shareI'm doing my part! depending on the dip tomorrow i will buy 9 to make a nice even 10.
>>26634757based
>>26634918Potentially, Melvin would get liquidated in a drawn out process where their holdings are sold to settle their short.The remaining difference must be covered by Citadel, and then by the insurer if Citadel is unable. Citadel and the insurer would almost certainly be able to cover especially with nigh 0% interest rates.Melvin's reputation is toasted however way.
>>26634918Melvin would declare bankruptcy and all (ALL) of their assets are sold. These assets must be used by the new owner of those assets to cover these contracts. Say the jew who owns the jew who is Melvin is unable to do that. He is then forced by his jew bank to go bankrupt. The jew bank who owned the fund who owned the fund which made all of these shorts now must use all of those assets to buy all of the shares. Some insane redditor trying to sell at a billion dollars is left with bags, sure, but he bought gamestop at $1 anyways and has been in a drug-induced coma for months. I'm sticking with $15,000.
>>26635070we're all gonna make it
>>26634507boo hoo faggot
>>26635063>HOW TO MAKE MONEY FROM FUCK PROSTITUTEyea im sure you can buy in, figure it out in some other thread
>>26635047Robinhood, stash.>>26635063Yes. I don't know where, though, depends on your country.>>26635070Nice. Remember,>>26633777
>>26634455I know, but it is a hell of a way to make sure i'll never suffer FUD EVER. >>26634494True but robin will not let you do limit orders on fractional shares, not that big of a deal.
Im stupidly new to stocks this would be my biggest risk on a scale of 1-10 how safe is this kek
>>26635261>HOW TO MAKE MONEY FROM FUCK PROSTITUTEtake your meds schizo holy fuck
>>26635315the risk is high as fuck. That being said, im all in
Someone tell me what the fuck to do. I'm a zoomer neet that got 800 bucks for Christmas do I invest?! Please tell me so we can btfo normalfags together. I know nothing about stonks.
>>26635135>>26635168Thanks, guys. Pretty set on picking up 20-30 shares in the morning. Been reading a lot of these threads today. A few have talked about GME being delisted. Is that a possibility? What happens then? We all get mad for a week, then go back to watching Americas Got Talent?
>>26632412The halts do scare me. Was going to put in a 5k bag tomorrow in the hopes that I just get enough to help with my next couple months. But seems risky as shit at this point. I bought 1 today as a meme at the very top.... then Elon tweeted
>>26635315“Those who do not take risks never drink champagne”Also>what would Kanye doIf you remember these two mantras you can be a big dicked chad with titanium level risk resistance and easily x5 your money from here
>Have 400 on etoro to buy tomorrow>Can make it to 1k>I can live perfectly fine with that loss>Still afraid of losing itI'll stick to the 400, I hope I can get at least one share.
>>26635363fuck you nigger nice 2nd post
>>26630497lol nigger you're gonna lose $2/share, I'll take it from you in the morning tho
>>26635391>>26635474I see thanks bros can you spoon feed me on why this happened or link to an article?
>>26635457all in GME, fuck the hedgefunds up.
>>26635315It's pretty safe. They are required to buy back far more shares than are available, and the richest person in the world (Elon Musk) has shilled this stock on Twitter. Everyone is buying shares which they will be required to buy.
>>26635461We're entering new ground here. Writing history every day.Risk is massive but there's a real sense something is happening too.
>>26635315Fellow new Fren here. Risky as all hell but huge if it works, don't spend more than you are willing to lose but it is any amazing first experience and win or lose it's a historic event that you will probably regret not being a part of. .
>>26635363>newfag detected
>>26635315It's no more risk than your average /biz/ shitcoin. In fact it is perhaps less risky, the risk of rug pull is 0 and your investment is very unlikely to ever reach $0.00. It might dump all the way back to $3 yes, but not to $0.
You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you.>Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you.Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and its about time someone took you man children down a notch
>>26634507bro some of these hedge funds only have like 4 clients, with an average investment of 700m. believe my grandparents are not involved in a gigantic short like that lmao. also the words jew and nigger aren't illegal to say, so that's irrelevant in a case, a case that won't happen because the only people breaking laws here are the hedge funds and market makers
>>26635566But you don’t think the SEC or NYSE are going to pull some bullshit...?
>>26635616Lets say I throw in $10 is there any chance I go negative and owe someone money? Or I just lose $10
>>26633777>>26634177>>26631688We need to spread this to everyone who feels that the elite stole this election so that they use it as a financial attack vector to bankrupt the elite who are behind the stolen election.
>>26634861You could have something Dogecoin did a 40x since 5 years ago
>>26634566so what happens if i put in $200 right now at 10:30PM CST
>>26635640ok we get it. youre trans and didn't buy
so do I have to buy a whole stock? if I put in an order right now I would pay the 209 it went to after hours yeah?
>>26635519Jews borrowed 130% of the available stock because they thought they could sell it and then buy it cheaper on Friday and return their stock. Retards on Reddit all bought GameStop stock with their stimulus returns so the price went up, now the Jews are under water and when their shorts expire on Friday they HAVE to buy back all of the stock regardless of the price in order to return it. It’s a great example of why shorting for a potential x2 gain when you have potential infinite loss risk is absolutely buttfuckingingly retarded. Jews have been doing it for decades though but they finally got caught with their pants down and are now proverbially bent over a barrel.
>>26635663If anything the hedgefunds are gonna be the ones hit with lawsuites from their pissed off investors lmao. Imagine actually thinking the SEC will go after retail
>>26635640that copypasta. here's your 0.02now fuck off. we're going to pluto.
Total newfag here. Anon I got an etoro account and uploaded all documents and shit - it says now "awaiting verification or smth". Can I already deposit and buy?
The rocket has blasted off, good luck catching it.
>>26635519So you can get paid by promising to buy shares at a later date. The idea is, I take your money now, but you have the option to force me to buy shares from you later. If there's enough selling and short selling, the price will go down, and the person who sold the short option just gets to keep the cash. These fucks thought gamestop was finished, but gamestop isn't finished and just got a new CEO. So they kept selling short options, and someone noticed that they had required themselves to buy more shares than there were shares available to buy. They MUST buy the shares, they already got paid for the contracts. They're scared because the price is going up, and that wasn't the plan, we were here to kill gamestop! This happened because of greed, short selling comes with infinite risk (the price in the future could be arbitrarily large). They took that risk more times than is reasonable, and they are being punished for it.
>>26635640If they were fucking stupid enough to illegally short a stock so far up satan's ass they could smell the spinach in his teeth then fuck it. Let everyone burn for it.
>>26635695>1pbtid>everyone's fat>qoomer election fraud shitliterally kys faggot
>>26628282Yes
>>26635779Robinhood might be faster. You should try to get verified on there now as well.
>>26635839Can't use Robinhood sadly, I'm not from US.
>>26635784Analysts don't know shit. That's been saying overvalued forever now.
>>26635810No.
>>26629522Absolutely. Buy GME and hold til Monday. Hedgies are trying to distract with other stocks.Hold the line and drop 500 into GME a day til Friday
>>26635695There was no "stolen election", dipshit.
>>26632881Unironically going to buy an oven with my gains
>>26630419This, the Elon Musk effect is going to drive this shit way the fuck up
>>26630924Dude if whales are watching this and investing. These hedgies are fucked to kingdom come.
>>26635779BUMPAnon who used etoro answer please.
>>26633777holy shit checked
>>26635711You'll likely be putting 200 down to queue a buy when the market opens tomorrow. Stocks aren't like crypto, unless you're a privileged person you gotta deal with open/close times that bar you from trading 24/7. The price will change after hours and your 200 will purchase as much as it can when the market opens
>>26628282>2021>buying the top of a parabola
>>26635691You will not lose $10, maybe 7-8 if it goes back to normal.. You can't go negative just buy buying it. Probably you will make 30-40 if you sell Friday, maybe more if things get really crazy.
>>26628282Nah Nigga, never too late to buy that shit. Fuck em up!
>>26632881Oy vey
>>26636003>he thinks this is the top
>>26635915>There was no "stolen election", dipshit.Then do an audit and make republicans look stupid instead of trying to make it illegal to investigate fraud. One of those is suspicious.
>>26630731So this means, buy tomorrow at dip and sell on friday morning?
Fuck I don't know whether to buy this or amc
>>26632697How? It says it takes 2-5 days for my etoro deposit to be processed
>>26636003This is clearly a hyperbola. We're reaching infinities never before dreamed of. They're going to have to hire NASA to find a theoretical mathematician capable of mapping the topology of the interior of these investor's anal cavities by the time we're done with them.
>>26636112AMC doesn't have a 140% short float. It's a hedgie distraction.
>>26633777Fuckin based digits. I am switching my strategy. Going to get some GME tomorrow. Let the bodies hit the floor
how can i make money on the inevitable decline after it hits 1k?any way i can just lay a net?
>>26636112Diversify bro. Buy both.
>>26634078>Sell Limit order at 1488kekBased
>>26636100Buy tomorrow and sell Friday if you're a bitch. Hold until Monday.
>>26636164You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you.Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it's about time someone took you man children down a notch.
>>26628282(((Hedge Funds))) are already calling up every favor they can in the SEC to fuck with this momentum. Notice all the hitpieces about >leddit.They're gonna fucking do a 10-day halt on GME either tomorrow or Friday, guaranfuckingteed. (((Hedge Funds))) have way too much to lose and they can't afford to let their buddies in the old money club go insolvent. They'll use "muh social media manipulation!!!" as the excuse, nevermind they've been illegally short selling this shit for months now.
Lads I'm a Canadian poor fag. Tried using Interaction brokers but I read I need a 10k account to start trading and shit?? Is it true, I hate these fucking country
>>26634336it was in the news today. expect a boomer and normie surge tomorrow, but don't expect them to hodl
>>26636138I see everyone saying they just downloaded etoro and immediately bought? Why do I have to wait for payment processing? Is it because I'm not a burger?
>>26634690You have no power here.
>>26635783>>26635738Haha holy fuck well I gotta wait another couple of days for deposit to settle so il probably miss it :|
>>26634991What time friday usually? When the market closes? Or..?
>>26636280you have to wait until the market opens, anon
>>26636252Punishing shorts on doubling, tripling, quadrupling down on a company that isn't going bankrupt isn't fucking illegal, Melvin. No, I don't think GME is worth thousands either, but they weren't on the verge of bankruptcy, and definitely wouldn't have been any time soon in the middle of a new console cycle.They have only themselves to blame, not that they won't try pointing the finger anywhere they can to avoid losing everything on their better-than-you attitude.
>>26636252jew nigger you've already posted this shitty untrue pasta and i've already debunked it:>>26634757
>>26636200Puts.But based on your question you won't have enough money to afford them at that time. We're talking premiums of like $1,500+ at all strikes.
>>266363574pm in nyc
>>26635070how much do you guys think it will dip tomorrow?
>>26636138Really? I downloaded it today and did that formolarie thing for non-us fags.Shortly got an email saying I could invest and did two deposit of 200usd.I'm a spic btw
>>26636264there's probably an app available for your country that will let you start instantly with just $100
>>26636421The volatility will be insane. We are witnessing a money war between millions of people here. We must hold.
>>26636404>>26636393You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you.Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and its about time someone took you man children down a notch. You're Fuckin Dead Kid
>>26634991>They're just now noticing that their risk is infinite.Still kinda fucking flabbergasted at this. This is like trading 101 of shorting: You have literally infinite potential for loss. Every fucking rookie wall street suit knows this. Yet now they're pretending like they didn't know and it's somehow OUR fault.
>>2663642150, maybe 100? Keep your hands steady. I had a price target of 160 EOD after it cleared 200 but it just kept going and then settled. Anything is on the table now.
>>26636261What will the halt accomplish?
>>26636404that fucking fag made a whole slide thread with that copypasta
where can u see the shorts on gme
>>26635063If you're a leaf, Wealthsimple Trade.
So I'm queued to buy 5 GME shares and 25 AMC shares at 209.25 & 8.25 tomorrow morning. Am I doing it right?
>>26635779Bump.
BUY BUY BUY
>>26636465Hahahahaha!!!
>>26636465I haven't said either of those slurs, bud. And assuming you're not a trolling idiot, nor a shill trying to defend your corporate overlords, spamming your copypasta doesn't change the fact that punishing shorts isn't illegal. Never has been, never will be. Well, it might after all is said and done, but we'll see how many Ch11s come between then and now.
>>26635794>>26635915Seething kikes; your entire scamocracy is going to come crashing down this year. Do you really think that you can unfuck yourselves after 75,000,000 angry Americans each buying one share of Gamestop? Everyone you've fucked over or preyed upon financially is more than happy to throw a measly few hundred bucks -- which doesn't really buy you much of anything these days anyway -- just to watch you criminals burn.
>>26636511What about BlackBerry?
>>26636489January calls (including annuals bought last year and even 2 years ago) all expire worthless. Momentum is completely killed. Normies get spooked and dip out at losses the moment the security is back on the market.
>>26636533
>>26636465>>26634757
>>26635839>>26635867Robin hood not good, they can lend your stocks out (to the short boys),that said it is the only one I know of where you can buy instantly
>>26636514Buy... sell the dichotomy is an illusion.
>>26636533CHECKED
>>26636633Sorry new fren whats up with blackberry? Aren't they essentially dead?
>>26636164This comment made me laugh. Thank you.
>>26636669>that said it is the only one I know of where you can buy instantlyIt's precisely BECAUSE they give you instant buying power that they can lend out your shares. Every RH account starts as a margin account (they have "enable margin trading" as a separate option, but that's specifically borrowing money that isn't debited from your account). You essentially have a $1000 margin position with RH, they lend you up to 1k until your transfer settles.
Explain the monday hodl to me please thank you
>>26628282>tfw go to set up robinhood account>"we need 1-5 days to verify your account"Either this shit just lost me a shit ton of gains, or saved me from losing my shit.
>>26628282Literally just convinced my entire family to give me $210 per person just so I can watch an even bigger number increase/decrease in my portfolio. We're all poorfags, so if this works out I might have singlehandedly dragged my entire family out of poverty just so I could take a cool screenshot of my stock graph.
>>26636812Millions of calls will be exercised ITM on Friday, putting ridiculous amounts of shares in the hands of us to hold over the shorts' heads. Then we wait for Friday to end so their puts expire before they have ANY chance of forcing the price down, and then Monday is the feeding frenzy. At least, that's my read on it.
>>26635711after hours price is showing 209 right now. there's a good chance you will not get your order filled, unless it dips below 200. At this rate, I wouldn't count on that.
>>26636465On January 26, 2021, anonymous said, "Fuck niggers, fuck kykes, fuck spics, fuck trannies, and most of all fuck jannies!" This was found to be satire and protected by his first amendment.
>>26636874The Germans in particular seem to really like forcing the price up during Europoor hours.
>>26636841>make a TD Ameritrade account>instantly placed an orderFeel like I just got caught in a honeypot. >>26636858Poverty is a longterm problem. Hope you find a way out.
>>26636429Did you input card details or use PayPal/wire the money?
>>26636937I don't know about TD, but might be like I said here >>26636785 . If they allow you to use money before funds settle, chances are very strong that you are on margin. Being on margin is bad, that means your shares can be lent out to the smoothbrained shorts who will continue to keep digging their grave because they still haven't learned their fucking lesson.
>tfw if i had never looked at twitter i never would have even known about gamestop>now kicking myself for not getting in on thisi opened a robinhood account and put $1k in it. i could buy only 4.something shares of GME but im scared
>>26636644Ok, so in what world do they not do this? Are there consequences other than too bad kid the banks are in charge get back to work and now maybe a few more people really understand that?
>>26636977Debit card, if you used paypal I guess that's where the problem is.
>>26628282does anyone know how much they had invested into gamestop crashing, can they survive?
>>26636937no dude. TD Ameritrade is legit, they've been around forever. I would say much safer than user robinhood.
will I see blood, guys?
>>26636937The things that made them poor (taking are of three kids, having to go into debt to save their dog) are no longer an issue. I crawled out of poverty years ago. Now I'm going back to the edge of the abyss and casting a line for them to climb on out as well. If the profits are high enough my brother will be able to finally be debt free. I told him to take a loan from a bank that had a much smaller interest rate than his credit card and use the loan to pay off the card and then itself over the course of a year to increase his credit score, but he didn't listen. He'll probably end up back in poverty soon enough. Oh well, at least I tried.
>>26636465>>26636393based fud copypasta
>>26633777BASEDWE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT GAMERS
>>26637016you cant be such an idiot not to check every major social network, particularly instagram and reddit.ohh whats the matter?you thought you were gonna make friend with these kids that tell you reddit isnt cool?congratulations, you pleased internet strangers and now your kids will not have good healthcare or college education
>>26633990desu, if you don't have a LIMIT SELL in for GTC at at least 5k your brokerage with lend the share to them to cover their callputting a LIMIT SELL GTC in will ensure they wont do that
So fellas, which stock are we moving onto next after GME?
>>26637044>Ok, so in what world do they not do this?So they've been naked shorting, which is itself illegal. I'm just kinda doomposting when I say they'll call a halt, but I anticipate it, just because they will pull every fucking trick they can, especially since they probably just blew their load on these downladders today to force downward halts (which instantly got fucking ignored of course). But it's a double-edged sword, because the most evidence they have is "a bunch of dumbasses said 'hurr yolo i bought a gorillion stocks on GME' on Reddit", which is as legal as any forum or chatroom. Which is to say, totally. Meanwhile, if they get it halted for SEC investigation, suddenly the fact they've been illegally naked shorting will not only leave them bankrupt from the squeeze, but ALSO result in fines and possible legal repercussions. It's essentially a question of how many favors can they call in, and just how fucking corrupt is Wall Street at the deepest end of the pool? "Pretty corrupt", is the obvious answer, but we'll see if it's enough for them to somehow bury their own illegal activities and shift blame onto retail investors.
>>26636408I thought a put's value couldn't exceed it's strike price?Like, my $4 put will be worth $4 max cause that'd mean the company is worth $0?
>>26637227Copypasta? I literally just typed that up. Feel free to find an archived thread or somewhere else on the internet I've said it. But I guess if you want it to be a new copypasta template, go ahead and use it I guess, I won't stop you.
>>26636470They underestimated us. They thought we would follow traditional market practices of seeing dips then panic selling. Little did they know that we buy high then sell higher.
>>26637307hi fellow trader we are moving onto clevland Cliffs ticker symbol CLF
I’m about to place an order for 6 shares at 300 each. So in 9 hours they will get bought. Anyone have thoughts on this? I’m buying with Nordnet from sweden, does anyone know if I will get fucked over and actually buy at 300 rather than anything below 300?
>>26637302Isn't it under the gap up rule right now? Can't set a limit sell price beyond [whatever percent I forget at the moment] it is over current?
>>26633285no way
>>26635691Unlike some unfortunate hedge fund managers the most you can lose is the amount that you paid/bought.
>>26637405I'm sorry but I hate trannies
>>26637307SPY because ill be retiring and living off 7% a year
>>26637406yes
WE RIDING THIS BAD BOY TO THE MOON AND BUYING A TWINK GF BABYYYYYYYYYY
>>26637406I don't think the market is going to open at $300, but I could be wrong.
>>26632412Set off 9 yesterday. Not sure many it did today though.
>>26637445Imagine forgetting shorting has infinite potential for loss
>>26637379I saw it in the previous threads
>>26630497dude with the amount of hype and now the elon tweet, think we missed the dips
plz go down to 150 tmr mornign i wont get any more funds until thurdsday :(
>>26637490Like 5
>>26637434not for SELL of stonksgot mine in 25% 1000. 25% 1500 50% 2000
>>26633777Based.
>>26630924Based if true
is this the end of wallstreet?
>>26636743nigga I bought BB like two weeks ago and I doubled my money. GME, PLTR, BB and I guess AMC now are all meme stonks that are gonna shoot through the moon. Or so I keep hearing from people, this isn't financial advice
>>26637526Bullshit. Because this is literally the first time I've been on /biz/ in god knows how long, and that was to post my initial warning/concern that there might be a 10-day halt, just to keep any retards trying to play weekly options from losing everything. Again, please, go find it in the archive. I fucking dare you a BTC to find that exact text. Here, I'll help you get started: >>/bizWanna take that bet? Want my wallet number now, or...?
>>26633777based. blessed trips. we're all gonna make it bros.
>>26633777checked and keked my nigga i'm buyin 100 shares.
Chipping in from NZGave $700 USD. Not much but it's for a good cause.
>>26637526To be clear, you're referring to my post at >>26636393 , right? Or this >>26636465 mouthbreather? Because yeah, the latter guy isn't me (look at ID), and has literally said it twice now that I've seen since I've been here.
>>26637446I see you are a man of qualityKOSS, B and BBBYwatch em
Can someone walk me through this as if I'm a literal retard? I want to shaft the jews and make alil money as well, but this is way outaide my area of expertise. I made a robinhood account. Its telling me it would take 4-5 days to transfer funds, what do I do? If I do get funds on time, what steps do I take to buy GME?
>>26633777Do it. Hold the fucking line. I have everything I need to live off the land and more. Hold that fucking line bois, help is coming.
>>26637500I don't even understand shorting.I've bought puts, but my understanding is they can only drop to $0, and only go as high as the strike price.Is shorting like selling a long itm call, so your loss is the potential infinite growth above your strike point when it rises instead of falls?
how do we know this isnt a ploy to entrap us all
>>26637487I buy stocks very infrequently, do you know if I’m purchasing for 300 or at any price that happens to be below 300? If the former I will have to guess much lower
I literally know nothing about investing. How do I make money off of this?
>>26635738I hope this faggot anheros when he loses his 44M Miami mansionhttps://therealdeal.com/miami/2020/12/07/melvin-capital-founder-revealed-as-buyer-of-44m-miami-beach-property-sources/
>>26633990good question. thanks for asking.
>>26635695Why did this moment cause them to shill so much?
>>26637790Once you start the transfer, it should instantly let you trade with the funds.
>>26637994believe in game stop
>>26637994Make a robinhood account and buy gamestop. Sell it on monday.
>>26638077I live in leafland so I can't use Robinhood, but nevertheless how many shares should I buy?
>>26638046roling for dead jew yorkers
>>26638046im investing 1 mil, which will turn into 150, ill turn his mansion into a soup kitchen just for the lulz
>>26637161Really? I hope so. I'm doing this to make a quick buck, so I chose an app that seemed popular. Seeing everyone talk about Robinhood kinda freaked me out.>>26637180Hope it works out for you, friend. If nothing else, I wouldn't blame you for breaking the line to help your family. I'll probably do it too before 1k.
>>26637826Shorting is borrowing stocks. Pretty much only institutions can do it. Say Melvin Capital goes to a brokerage, TDA, and says "Hey, I see ABC is trading for 10 bucks, can I borrow a share? I'll pay you back a share at a later time." And TDA is like "sure, here you go", and gives Melvin the share of ABC to sell at 10 bucks. Melvin instantly gets 10 bucks from that sale. Then, they buy back the share from the market at whatever point in the future (obviously, preferably when the stock is down), to eventually "pay" that share back to TDA. They also have to pay an interest rate, but USUALLY (when it's not ridiculously overshorted like GME is right now) it's pennies on the dollar.Problem is, GME went down, so they borrowed AGAIN to keep punishing it. Brick and mortar, muh blockbuster 2.0, the Coof, etc. Going bankrupt! So they kept punishing the position, greedy for every fucking cent they could get out of the corpse of GME. Except... then GME started climbing. And Melvin (and all the other hedges) went, "Uhhh fuck" and then TDA etc. were like "homie we're gonna need those shares back". And Melvin etc. used their good name and reputation to say "don't worry, I'm good for it!", certain the recovery was a temporary blip.Then Michael Burry bought.Then GME brought in Ryan Cohen and co.Then the console cycle hit.And the price just kept fucking going upSo now, the shorts are stuck because they were borrowing on the stock when it was 10, 8, 5 bucks. And they COULD have left at 40 or so, that was last week's big catch point, but they were SURE they could outrun the retail investors (that's people like us). Except every single day, they're bleeding interest. And the short interest kept fucking going (it was like 60% a share or some shit).Now, it's simple supply and demand. The brokers NEED those shares back. Period. The hedge funds MUST buy those shares from SOMEONE. ANYONE. And who's willing to sell? Why, a bunch of retails who're like "best I can do is... $1k+"
>>26637500It's not infinite. They will just have to go bankrupt and liquidate. Their assets are only worth so much. Knowing the kikes, they will pull some 50 cent shit and say they only had 1 mil assets, and not cover a fraction of their outstanding liability.
holding my 1 share forever for Narniafuck kikes
>>26637080Fuck, based boomer that types his card numbers on the internet wins again
>>26638056Alright I see that, im only putting in a few hundred since this is all so new to me. How do I actually buy and sell though? When does market open tomorrow? Im looking to buy under $200 a share and then hold that til friday or monday?
>>26638299czeched
>>26638254My friend asked me to sell on Thursday, so I'll abide by his wishes and do that even if it costs him a few hundred. Everyone else I'm gonna hold out on until friday, and then I'll sell the poorest people's stocks just to make sure they don't lose anything and then I'll hold the line with the remaining people.
>>26638170As many as you can.
>>26638273Theoretically* infinite. You knew what I mean. But yeah, I predict many hedgies go underwater by the end of this week. I've read (unconfirmed) Melvin already blew their stimmy from Citadel just today between interest and participating in the laddering.
>>26633777Checked and based
Too late by Thursday?
>>26633777>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PPuFoPwD0EThread theme. We're gonna win.
>>26633777DIAMOND HANDS ARE DIAMOND
>>26638334Set a limit order to buy GME, wouldn't want you to get fucked over with a market order on the day open volatility. You're looking to buy a share and sell it on Monday, yes.
If I get two stocks, can I sell them at different prices?
>>26638435Not at all. Lots of options are expiring on Friday, and there's plenty of options after that. I'm buying as many shares as I can and holding at least until Monday.
>>26637826>>26638271So yeah that's how shorts and short squeezes work, in a nutshell. Also why GME is SSing. Now stfu and lurk moar instead of asking econ 101 shit.
>>26638375Since this is literally my first time and since one share already costs 147 USD I think I'll get one share. How much should I expect to make with that, and what are the risks involved?
>>26633777>CRASHING THIS ECONOMY >WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>26638446If you think my hands are hard, wait until the jew is on his knees before me. Then we shall know true hardness.
>>26638484Yes
>>26638372You sound like a good person. I've never been in debt, but I've heard horror stories. Anyone who makes it out is good in my book.
>>26638484Yeah.
>>26638528I bought 15 shares on monday and made 2K so far. 1K per share is long shot but possible.
>>26633315higher friend
>>26636264Wealthsimple my nigga, only thing is they hold your money for 3-5 business dayst. leaf
I'm just checking in from /v/ to see how fucking Gamestop of all things can leave a multi billion dollar disaster in its wake as it gets kicked into the grave, hope you anons get your money worth for this entertainment.
>>26638459How do I do that? And whats a good limit to set atm? Is $150 too low now? Sorry for all the questions
>>26633777ok , perfect, finally a final solution. TY
>>26638505Here's my thesis on it >>26636863There's literally, last I checked, millions of shares' worth (100s of thousands of options) weekly calls alone ITM right now. That's ignoring all the annuals that are gonna be ITM. Anyone who isn't a mouthbreathing retard who has those calls and has the buying power will exercise and then just hold tight while letting Friday pass us by, like I said letting every single fucking put expire. Then, after a long weekend of shorts finally accepting defeat... Monday begins the slaughter.
>>26638560>>26638566Damn, I'll get 3 then.>Sell on Friday>Sell on Sunday>Sell on Monday>Turn usd to tacocoin>Profit
>>26638589So by doing this you're willing to sell your 1 stock if it hits $10k?
>Go to deposit 5,200>"your deposit will be added by 2/2"FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>26638532>hurr crashing da economyGME has 46.89M stocks on float. Even conservative (and people will paper hands out well below that) estimates of 1k puts market cap at 46.9B.Yes, it would be hilariously overpriced, as all short squeezes tend to be, but 47B isn't gonna "crash the economy". Just every short that's in on the game and got caught out on a losing position.
>>26638694Wait, can us tacofellows get on this shit, too? Surely this shithole of a country will put a million walls before we can get away with this, right?
>>26638796Shit fuck oh damn fuck shit how do I add 5k today?
>>26638528realistically, if you are aiming to capture earnings you just have to sell at some point before friday morning~ if you are trying to fuck over a large hedge fund, the brokerage they go through, and their bank then say goodbye to your sell button.Other then that, Elon went retardo and AH tweeted about this, it will go crazy tomorrow. You stand a good chance of being up easily before then just buy back in or keep a share just to hold out with us please
>>26638796Try to set a buy order. They should have given you $1k to trade with now.
>>266388131K/share*, in case you're too simple to figure out what I meant from context.