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26633299 No.26633299 [Reply] [Original]

Do you really think they're going to let those hedge funds and billions of dollars go bust?

>> No.26633422

>>26633299
yes.
anymore questions, Moshe?

>> No.26633509

>>26633299
>systemically wrong
oh noooooo normal people are making money off our retardedness halt the markettttttt

>> No.26633635

>>26633299
SEC is going to watch with limp dicks in their wrists as we close on Friday with GME at $500

>> No.26633669

>>26633299
Didn’t Melvin do what’s illegal by shorting 150%?

>> No.26633893

>>26633299
no, but they will fix their mess, so this doesn't happen again.

>> No.26633915

>>26633669
no and im not sure why people keep saying this. a rug pull is incoming, melvin is not the only hedge shorting this stock theres multiple big players and they will all sell at the same time.

>> No.26634081

>>26633299

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>YOU CAN'T QUASI-BAND TOGETHER TO BUY STOCKS!
>ONLY US CHOSEN CAN DO THAT!

>> No.26634169

>>26633299
>YOUR NAME DOESN'T END WITH BERG OR STEIN! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

>> No.26634170

>>26633509
>jews always warn that investment is risky
>ov vey our investment is at risk call the government

>> No.26634388

>>26634170

>BAIL US OUT FEDSTEIN!

>> No.26634644

>>26633299
I wonder if it's systemically wrong to short over 100%?

>> No.26634803

>>26633915
damn that kinda sounds like the market manipulation they're constantly pearl clutching about *thinkingemoji*

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26634904

>>26633669
>>26634644
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HECKING SHORT THE FLIPPIN STONKS 150 PERCENTARINO

>> No.26634952

Noooo you cant just heckin buy stocks

>> No.26635140

>>26633669
Yes.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/n/nakedshorting.asp

>> No.26635262

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BUY STOCKS YOU HAVE TO MAKE RIDICULOUS SHORT POSITIONS WORTH BILLIONS THAT A 14 YEAR OLD CAN SEE THROUGH
>THAT'S HOW THE STOCK MARKET IS INTENDED TO WORK REEEEEEEEEEEE
I thought jews were supposed to be smart

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26635312

>>26633299

>> No.26635503

>>26635312

How long until “anti-semetic hacker traders” is blasted into the MSM?

>> No.26635535

>>26635503
Already the narrative being pushed by kikes on TV.

>> No.26635627

>>26635503
WSB is wiping the 4chan colonists trying to ruin the fun off its board, so if they do it'll be the fault of 4channers infecting the subreddit

>> No.26635765

>>26635627
They can't twist that narrative since 4chan hasn't been mentioned anywhere but reddit has been mentioned everywhere.

>> No.26635833

>>26633299
It's illegal to make money off of rich people

>> No.26636058

>>26635765
It already has been but by people who think 4chan is still some hackers on steroids shtick, and there are a bunch of 4chan types shitting up the subreddit right as we speak and getting banned. If they go with that narrative it will be your fucking fault