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best timeline

>>26628799
Checked congrats gamers

>>26628724
bb yes?

Redpill me on MAC

First for SRAC

Just kidding, ALL IN GME MOTHERFUCKERS.

>AMC

LUMN up 30% today

I need salt from wall street kikes. Congratulations to the GME chads.

>>26628949
i dunno but i own $25 feb calls

I HOPE YOU BOYS ARE ALL IN BBBY

>>26628949
PCs are better. Customization.

Thanks bagholders, I wanted to put a nice word into the SEC for you Redditors but I can't afford to go down as a financial terrorist like you guys. I appreciate you though.

t. Cohen

absolutely hilarious
i wonder if OWS would start hopping on

FUCK OFF REDDIT FAGGOTS

>>26628949
Last thread was the first I've seen it mentioned so I'm interested now too, looks like a Cali based REIT

>>26628799
Elon tweet pump tomorrow will be unbelievable kek

> buy 1000 shares of AMC @$4.50 on Monday
> sell weekly covered calls @ $5.50 strike
> this shit happens after hours today
Am I more fucked if I buy them back or if I let them get exercised? Figures that I make an uncharacteristically risky play and I still get BTFO for being a pussy.

>everyone is retard-stomping GME shorters so hard I was able to pick up some metals for cheap

>>26628964
Your pic related is about how I feel about AMC shills.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>26629022
Good thing this isn't reddit pet food faggot

IT'S HAPPENING

best uk broker?

>>26629077
If Elon contributes to this anymore than he already has you can bet your ass he's going to be made an example of. They are calling it financial terrorism in the media.

>>26628724
yo. theres gonna be a massive selloff on gme on friday isnt there? thats a date a lot of people have cemented in their head and it kinda feels like the same as an earnings date or something

its gonna eat shit on friday isnt it? literally the same second as after hours

>GME
You will squeeze the shorters, but then what? You will have to kill each other to leave with profit.

One day a lot of people will be left with worthless stonks at the absolute top.

Call the SEC, I don't give a fuck

When marlets open tomorrow you think GME will dip to $150 a share?

>>26629104
I don't think GME was why metals are so cheap

>>26629104
No one wants your shit stock tranny

>>26629152
this isnt funny but at least fix the grammar

>>26629050
They hold a shit tonne of corporate buildings and commercial shopping centers. I wouldn't touch it.

>>26629081
If you buy them back you now paid the premium on AMC after it pumped. If it dumps you now are at a loss. However if it continues to pump you will be better off. If you think it might dump just let it be assigned.

>>26629152
put me in the screencap

>>26628724
what is the advantage of buying now, vs buying after the market opens?
for someone who doesnt know what they are doing, is it better to buy now?

>>26629210

The shorts will be the ones left bagholding as the retail investors sell their sky-high shares off to them.

>>26629050
Apparently shorties are paying 15% is this correct?

are you faggots mega long $AMC yet?

>>26629210
melvin is buying my fucking bags for a grand per, simple as

>>26629201
GME calls up TSLA puts down

You goons really think it's that easy? Lmfao you'll all be in for a rude surprise on Friday. Hope you guys didn't put all of your savings into it. Also enjoy jail

>>26629210
who cares it'll be funny either way

>>26628724
Wow I didn't know I got my own movie!
What do you guys think of my new movie?

>>26629225
It'll be funny when they adjudicate the resolution of this after freezing it tomorrow for ten days and all the Redditors get panic attacks afraid of being sent to prison in the meantime.

>>26629235
I hope so I have 8k waiting for these juicy GME dipperinos

>>26629201
lol you people are so scared of white people and jews. little pussies

>>26629295
hell yeah brother i got 14 shares

>>26629235
Nah. It'll surge on pre market, and probably drop $20 from there.

>>26629210
just make a sell wall ar whatever strike you want

>>26629081
Just wait it out

>>26629210
The idea is to leave the shorters, and buy extension, the institutions they are borrowing from, with as much of the bag as possible. I wager most retail GME'ers will be fine.

>>26629235
It's not going to open tomorrow and the laughing will stop very abruptly.

>>26629081
Bad timing. If you believe that AMC will go up, but only a little, then buy back the calls and sell more at a higher strike, further in the future, for a profit.
If you think AMC will rocket, then buy back the calls for a loss.

>>26629201
His reddit army will fucking demolish the cunts

>>26629259
I put it on my watch list but I'm more interested in the other meme plays being discussed right now

>>26629210
yeah but it ain't going to be me bruz
sell on Thurs. high risk, potential high reward holding til early Fri, but not worth risking a 300% gain

>>26628724
Oy vey

I set my limit sell to $1000 on GME.

>>26628724
Nice image lmao

>>26629342
what's the possibility of a couple redditors being made an example of for this terrorism they have committed

>>26629081
Just wait it out.

>>26629451
>1000
Try 6969

>>26629451
>not $1488

>GME was the most traded equity on the planet today w/ $20b in volume, more than SPY, AAPL and even the Mighty TSLA.
It's just reddit putting billions into GME and manipulating it with their options guys

>>26629391
the institutions that bailed them out aren't obligated to buy GME bags, where is this coming from

>>26629391
People don't realize the sheer amount of retailers that have GME with pocket change and don't care what happens to, probably only check their folio once a day. I think it'll be hard for a Volkswagen kind of crash this time. We might be 200+ for a very long time

You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

There will be serious consequences. You will be lined up and shot in the back of the head for high treason. This is the moment you will look back on before you are executed and regret. You're finished.

Please bros let’s talk about something other than memes.

KTOS is a security company and manufactures every single primer for any bullet produced in the USA.
If you own a gun you know how expensive and in short supply ammo has been for the past year.
POWWW focuses exclusively in ammo.


AQB has literal GMO Ubermench fish and also has earnings ahead. Also very cheap rn.

UUUU has been beaten to death here, but it’s clean energy under Biden administion etc. also very cheap.

Finally XXII has a metric dick ton of cannabis and hemp patents. If it is legalized under Biden good things will happen.

UVXY For when this clown market finally comes to an end and holders of this stock will literally have the last laugh

What earnings are you looking forward to /smg/?

>>26629503
thats hardly it you dumb ass half of WSB is already holding. its fucking trending on the news and twitter jesus

>>26629152
Bullshit but I believe it

>>26629503
>and manipulating it

>>26629525
their getting sued to hell in back for naked short selling if they don't

>>26629198
Trading 212 prob

>>26629503
Rad. Can't wait to sell at GME's peak.
But not a moment sooner.

what's the story with melvin and AMC shorts now?

WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE RUNNING FROM?
THEY’RE NOT! THEY’RE RUNNING TO THE WORLDS TIGHTEST SHORT SQUEEZE IN TOWN!
TONIGHT, IT’S THE ENTIRE GLOBAL FINANCIAL SYSTEM VS A BUNCH OF RETARDED AUTISTS!
IT’S THE BATTLE OF THE SHORT SELLERS VS THE DORK FELLERS!
THIS WEEK ON MXC, MOST EXTREME INVESTING CHALLENGE!

>>26629589
how is citadel on the hook for melvin's short selling

>>26629451
Based

>>26629538
>You're causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars
They did it to themselves, so go sit and spin on your dreidel, rabbi

>>26628724
alright boys I'm ready to put $400 into GME and do my part, gonna hold until I reach my weight goal to represent /fit/ in this fight

What's the easiest app to get for a leaf so I can invest in GME?

>>26629637
You think this is a game? You think this is a joke? Your family will watch as you are executed for your crimes.

>>26629634
who lent Melvin the shares?

>>26629609
the jews are distracting us from GME by trying to trick us into buying other stocks instead

>>26629647
TD

Already stale.

>>26629538
stop being fucking pussies holy shit. i bet you pay taxes too. stop being the white mans bitch jesus christ

>>26628724
do you guys think we will get another margot robbie bathtub scene in the sequel

>>26629420

There may be other meme stocks, but AMC is going to moon just like Gamestop, but who knows when it'll be halted by the juice

>>26628991
I am, bbby and gme are saving my account right now

>>26629673
If I get executed, my last words will be

>So much for the tolerant left

And then I look at the camera, smile and shit my pants

>>26629560
No, reddit is literally pumping GME daily. Haven't you seen the news or read twitter?

>>26629678
nobody that's what a naked short means and why it's illegal

>>26629673
come at me, broheim

>Burry criticizing GME buyers
What a fucking fag. Made millions exploiting the greed of banks but wants to act all righteous now that someone else is doing it.

>>26629538
and i can tell you hold VTI and google LMAO

>>26629560
>All of the redditors were already in it before the pump-and-dump, hah!

>>26629732
> not using gamestop as a bank

alright boyos here to shill

Price slightly dropped today, I anticipate it drops again tomorrow, but if it doesn't and goes above 4.20, i wouldnt wait for a dip.

>ABML
American Battery Technology Company
Lithium mining & Battery Recycling Company
Has proprietary techniques for recycling lithium from used batteries, that are cost efficient and less extreme than current methods, and allow for high lithium recovery.
Soon to list to NASDAQ under ABTC (CEO mentioned Spring though it may be sooner)
CTO is a genius Ex -Tesla manager with patents to his name related to battery production and lithium extraction.
EV Partnerships have been implied in an interview with the CEO, but have yet to be announced (claimed in 3-4 months in December)
Their processing plant will be ~13 miles from the Tesla Gigafactory, closer than its competitor, Redwood Materials. Wouldn't it make sense for E. Musk to partner with them in recycling spent Tesla batteries?
Confirmed to receive a ton of government grants. Biden literally said he wants to focus on buying American, and is all about the EV hype (battery technology) he basically openly endorsed this company.
If that doesn't convince you, does the fact that Paul Pelosi Jr, Crazy Nancy's son is a senior advisor on the board?
They are already partnered with chemical giant Dupont, and recently won a DOE contest together, paid out like $50M or something

This company is fundamentally important in the EV ecosystem as it closes the loop in terms of battery disposal, and is environmentally friendly. It extends out of the EV ecosystem and to general battery usage. Around 95% of dead lithium batteries end in landfills, it is at least a 10B market, and this doesn't even include their mining operations.

>>26629694
I'm already banking with TD, can I just do it through easyweb or do I need another app?

>>26629678
not citadel, unless im missing something. the 3b was a bridge loan to prevent them getting liquidated

>You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

>Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

>There will be serious consequences. You will be lined up and shot in the back of the head for high treason. This is the moment you will look back on before you are executed and regret. You're finished.

>>26629632
based

>>26629503
we know its funds fucking other funds. fund to watch

>>26628724
Alright, I make a shit load of money from my job and don't really know stocks.

Someone give me a TLDR on calls, puts, bullshit whatever. Or a jewtube link.

I need to get in on this shit.

>>26629740
lol who cares

>>26629547
I buy NAK when it's low and sell when it's high. I've started buying again.

>>26629547
I've been buying month DTE UVXY calls for the last 3 months. It's throwing money away, I get it. But it makes me feel safe that if my portfolio tanks 20% or whatever, then I'll make maybe a third of that back.

>>26629816
Thinkorswim and you need an investing account

tootsie roll after hours
this pleases the Nut

When Melvin goes underwater, are these brokerages on the hook?
https://aum13f.com/fund/melvin-capital-master-fund-ltd

>that one anon still shilling salmon like 12 hours later
based desu

>>26629849
This, I want to help but don't know what the fuck I'm looking at when it comes to options

>>26629849
just in time for the great bull run friend, welcome

>>26629845
20 billion trading volume on a 10b stock? fucking insane. and 5b when it started

>BBBY $43 aftermarket
what.....the....fuck.......

>>26629912
these company names make me irrationally angry

>>26629210
didn't they short over 100% of the stonks so if you're hodling they have to buy it at your price

>>26629849
Just buy shares

GME 750 Tmrw

>>26629849

>>26629271
>>26629379
>>26629494
Thanks for being a voice of reason frens.

>>26629403
Tell me about it. I think I'll just wait it out since I didn't even believe in it when I bought it, I was just trying to scalp the juicy premium. Also, I'm a pussy.

>>26629914
way to out yourself newfaggot he's been spamming his chad salmon for around a month now. i bought, but through ARKG

>>26629963
Yes and Qanon is real.

>>26629780
I hold 10,000 shares of CLF

If Melvin declares bankruptcy will they not have to pay back the shares?

>>26629547

Thanks for putting these on my radar

TDA down already...is this how (they) get away with it

>>26629912
No, i don't see how. Anyway we better hope not because if those institutions are on the hook retail investing is about to get pozzed hard. the kikery will be unimaginable.

>JPM

>>26629872
dammnit I just want to quickly invest $400 for the cause

>>26629958
>gets downgraded by raymond james after reaching their $26 target
>closes AH at 43
lel

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1628110/000090571820001111/xslForm13F_X01/infotable.xml

Melvin's latest 13F. They're gonna have to liquidate these positions. Figure out the rest from here.

>>26630032
If they have no money, I think their brokers are responsible? Is it these institutions?
>>26629912

>>26629865
>/smg/ has better risk management than Melvin

>didn’t get in on GME
>only have 100 stocks of AMC
I’m never going to make it, am I?

>>26630032
nah just declare bankruptcy and all is forgiven the shares disappear

>>26629865
what's the strike

>>26630032
They won't. The question is will their brokerages have to. Haven't seen an answer. They also WILL CHANGE THE RULES if they can, in a heartbeat.

CCIV bros. We're getting there.

https://twitter.com/tysonbrody/status/1354200204304642052
>Beyond the redditor who made 20 mil, it seems like the entity gaining the most from this GME rocket ship is none other than...BlackRock!

>Just today they disclosed owning 13% of the company, although it seems they sold 2,000,000 shares since 2020.

https://www.businessinsider.com/what-to-know-about-blackrock-larry-fink-biden-cabinet-facts-2020-12

>The world's biggest fund manager, BlackRock, has become an increasingly influential player in Washington, DC.
>The firm's global head of sustainable investing is set to head Biden's National Economic Council, and a former advisor to BlackRock Chief Executive Larry Fink will serve as a top official at Treasury.
>Meanwhile BlackRock's global chief investment strategist, who worked in the Obama administration before joining the firm, is going to be chief economic advisor to Vice President-elect Kamala Harris.

>4. The firm played a significant role in aiding the Federal Reserve this year.
>5. The Federal Reserve tapped BlackRock during the last financial crisis, too.

How does everyone here feel about one of the biggest financial institutional firms in the world, which is balls deep in the new Presidential administration and the Fed, benefitting massively from a new type of pump n dump scheme which has become something of a scandal a week after inauguration day?

>>26630032
There shares will get paid for no matter what, the banks will cover and we will pay it back in taxes in the long run when they write of the losses come tax season

>>26630168
keep in mind shorts aren't reported, but puts are

>>26630091
Where else is the money going to come from? Remember the kid that an heroes from a negative robinhood balance? I think robinhood is responsible if they can't collect, but I could be wrong.

a lot of people are getting roped into this AMC shit

starting to get suspicious...

>>26629865
Just think of it like a long stock, set progressive limit sells and cash out when everybody else is seeing wojacks.
If you’ve got the spare cash it’s a nice time bomb to have

>>26630203
They are going to shutdown trading and change the rules during the 10 days because this is literally terrorism.

>>26629081
Well, you are zero fucked if you just let it execute, thats the nice thing about covered calls. I wouldn't call that risky, 5.5 is 20% above 4.5 and thats quite a lot of movement in one week. You just got a little unlucky. Just be glad you made 25% because you could make far far worse mistakes.
When things go "wrong" with covered calls, you just make less instead of becoming homeless. Remember that.

>>26630244
this is not crypto dude

>>26630212
its a good thing. but they might also take the profits and stab retail in the back anyway to deflect the heat. never underestimate the absolute kikery of these type of outfits

how does an ausfag buy gme

>>26630212
Those kikes are in everything shady so I'm not surprised at all

>>26629849
If you are as retarded as you say what you need to do is very simple. Download Robinhood and set it up with your bank, Search for "TQQQ" and then set up a recurring investment for however much you can afford a month. Thank me in a few years when TQQQ is 200 dollars and has been split again.

>>26629600
thanks, had a account before but they de activated it for some reason

>>26630168
made it easier for ya lads

>>26629547
>KTOS is a security company and manufactures every single primer for any bullet produced in the USA.
>If you own a gun you know how expensive and in short supply ammo has been for the past year.
>POWWW focuses exclusively in ammo.
So you're saying the ship sailed on this a year ago.


>AQB has literal GMO Ubermench fish and also has earnings ahead. Also very cheap rn.
Hebrew evil.

>UUUU has been beaten to death here, but it’s clean energy under Biden administion etc. also very cheap.
good idea

>Finally XXII has a metric dick ton of cannabis and hemp patents. If it is legalized under Biden good things will happen.
even eviler Hebrew "innovation"

>UVXY For when this clown market finally comes to an end and holders of this stock will literally have the last laugh
maybe

>>26630212
>new Presidential administration
Old one, too. Trump and Mnuchin had them making trades on behalf of the Treasury as part of the batcoof bailout.

>>26630212
You know all those iShares index ETFs? Yeah, those are run by BlackRock.

So owning 13% by itself doesn't tell you anything. Unless some large portion of it is actively managed, that's like freaking out that the second largest shareholder is Vanguard.

>>26628724
Melvin needed to get bailed out. The Short Squeeze round II

>>26629691
So to fix their original disaster, they create a second disaster?

>>26630318
This is nothing to BlackRock compared to the rest of their business contingent on the good graces of the establishment that is appalled by this.

Is AMC just a distraction from GME?

Can someone explain to a retard why in a theoretical infinite short squeeze scenario, the party responsible for paying back the shorted stocks (whether that's the hedge fund, the broker, or the government, whatever) doesn't just turn to the guys they borrowed the actual stocks from and say,
"Hey, I literally cannot acquire the >100% available stocks I'd need to in order to repay them, can I pay you $(ridiculous price that's still less than infinity) for you to forget about this debt? The alternative is you sue us and we lose but we can't pay you back anyways."

>>26630032
Liquidate them.

>>26630318
>its a good thing

>>26629201
The kikes are absolutely livid

>>26630168
hey i posted a screen shot of this one i think
i asked if anyone thinks he's still got those bbby puts given this is from september

>We're gonna bring down a Wall, and reddit's gonna pay for it.

>>26630431
seething

>>26630380
>1 day ago

wheel AMC

>>26630431
YES! ffs

>>26630417
It's a distraction from at least one decent pump. Probably the same as the NOK shilling.

WHY CAN'T IT BE TOMORROW MORNING ALREADY

>>26630431
no there are literally multiple rockets look around

>>26630432
Because it's a contract. You can't break contracts. It's illegal.

>>26630431
A distraction I just made triple on.

>>26630496
>I'M NEVER FUCKING BUY AMC AT 7 DOLLARS

>>26629849
1/1
Options basics-
ROPE 25C 1/29 means a ROPE Call, strike price $25, expiring on 1/29. Replace C with P and you are talking about a put. A call is an obligation to sell a stock at an agreed upon price, any time before the contract expires. When you buy a call, the person who sold it to you (most likely a market maker, or MM), is promising to sell that stock to you. You have no obligation to buy it, only the OPTION to make them sell it to you.
Puts are the same, only they are the obligation to buy a stock at an agreed upon price. With both calls and puts, the agreed upon price is called the strike price.

>afterhours frozen
>CRBP FROZEN ON THE DAY OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT
THE HOLOCAUST WILL BE REAL THIS TIME AROUND

WHAT TIME DOES PRE-MARKET OPEN FOR GME? I want to help stick it to (((them))) even if it's only 2 shares.

>>26630514
anticipating time is the worst part about trading
you always want it to go faster when market's closed
then one day you'll just wake up in another body and realize you died

>>26629022
he kinda looks like a cat or something

>>26630324
lol just buy CBA and stfu

>>26630368
13% tells you something. There's no "outmoded retail meme stock" index.

>>26630359
>5.4 million in puts
holy
fuck

TR 3/19 40c reporting in

>>26627838
>sending leddit mods to get raped by niggers
God, I can only get so erect.

IT'S OVERRRRRRR
DAS JUEEEEDEEEENNNNN

When does the market open for GME?

>>26630567
4am

>>26630565
>CRBP FROZEN
What are you talking about?

What calls do I buy tomorrow at open to leverage these meme stocks?

I want to make maximum gains quick as possible.

>>26630582
4am at some brokers, 7am for most

>>26629708
Getting boned by Mark Baum while Lawrence and his angry little pal massages her toes

>>26629815
wait until morning/premarket or weekend to shill good stuff anon, /smg/ is retarded during trading hours and it lingers a bit after

>t. bought ABML @ 1.22

Should I dump 5k more in GME or 3k in GME and 2k in AMC?

So is GME free money or will it crash and burn tomorrow?

I'm dead. This is brilliant.
Nearly 5.5billion wiped out on short sellers.

https://twitter.com/JsPostingLs/status/1354241223528218625?s=20

>>26630543
>Because it's a contract. You can't break contracts. It's illegal.
You've never met King Hawaiian Judge, apparently.

>Claims to be hedge fund
>Doesn't hedge

>>26630359
>>26630623
I'm dumb, here's just the puts.

>>26630673
Free money, a gift from papa burry

>>26630640
>Implying they are gonna let it open.

>>26630543
I get that, but wouldn't it work out better for the party lending the share to take the payment to not pursue that breach of contract vs spending money suing whomever ends up liable and not being able to get the full damages anyways?

>>26630640
>4am
That...isn't right

>>26630673
friday is the break point, its when a tranche of option expire

>>26630711
Any of these worth exploring or just stick to GME?

god white people are so pathetic im just gonna say it i dont care if i get banned

you are a fucking disgrace. we finally stick it to old fucking white devil boomers and jews and all you people do is fucking cower in fear afraid that theyll make MORE fucking rules to fuck us over. who gives a fuck white people make 999999999999 rules a day there is no reason to give a shit. if you fear the rules you might as well not fucking do anything because as soon as anything is good whites kill it with rules.

you people pussying out about old white boomers and their fucking rules are pussies and you people not holding gme are fucking faggots. jesus christ they manipulate the market every damn day and we finally just get in a good stock that does a 10x and you people cower in fear. i hope they go fucking bankrupt and fucking kill themselves i dont give a shit.

>>26630729
Oh she'll open

>>26630670

Just go all in on AMC since I'm sure the kikes are coming for GME

>>26630670
GME you retard. AMC and BB are being pushed by Melvin shills to keep more money out of GME.

>>26630682
never forget

>>26630667
ha nice, in at 2.30 tho i wanted in since 1.28. no one cares because its not GME lol. Its also up AH its at $4.37. If this shit hits $20 im going electric

>>26628724
>I love Lum
>https://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura
This changes everything.
STONKS

>>26630682
why can't Melvin just hold the short

>>26629201
>Elon Tweets: Gamestonks
HERP DERP MARKET MANIPULATION MARKET MANIPULATION
>shorts stock by %300~

>>26630783

Not selling before $2,000

>>26630783
>Reddit spacing

I'm a poorfag, going to throw a few hundred into GME out of spite and never selling

ok fine young gents

what are you making your sell order for GME?

>>26630359
>sole

what did they mean by this

>>26630431
Rumor is yes. Short sellers commissioned employees to shill $BB $AMC $NOK

do I go all in on GME or AMC tomorrow

By guys I suicide stacked GHIV/UWMC I'm down 8k, good luck I won't be around for a while I'm getting blackout drunk for a few weeks, deleted my TDA app and set a break even sale.

So, I saw this on another thread and copied it because I thought it was interesting and kind of an extreme take. I would also like to clarify that I am personally invested in Gamestop because I truly believe it is a great company with amazing fundamentals and that this is someone else's opinion, not mine. Anyways:

"ANONS LISTEN UP! CAPS LOCK FOR CRUISE CONTROL ENGAGED

WATCH THIS IF YOU'RE RETARDED AND NEED A RUN-THRU:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EUbJcGoYQ4&feature=emb_logo[Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

FRIDAY IS NOT THE *BIG* DAY, THAT IS JUST ONE SMALL SQUEEZE
DO *NOT* SELL FRIDAY

THE SHORT SQUEEZE WILL PLAY OUT OVER THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS AND MAYBE LONGER
THE LONGER YOU SIT ON STOCKS, THE MORE INTEREST ON LOANS HEDGES HAVE TO PAY ON THEIR SHORTS
WHEN THAT HEDGE CAN'T PAY AND GOES BELLY UP, THE RESPONSIBILITY MOVES UP TO THE LENDER WHICH BOUGHT THE SHORT
THE SHORT KEEPS MOVING UP THROUGH EVER LENDER WITH MONEY, ACCUMULATING INTEREST, UNTIL THEY CAN BUY THE SHORTED STOCKS
WE ARE HOLDING POTENTIALLY ENORMOUS WALLSTREET ENTITIES AT RANSOM!
THERE ARE POTENTIALLY UNTOLD AMOUNTS OF CAPITAL TO HEMORRHAGE FROM THE BANKS

MELVIN CAPITAL JUST GOT COVERED FOR 3BIL AND IT'S ALREADY FUCKING GONE

ALL THAT MONEY WALLSTREET HAS BEEN SIPHONING UP OVER THE PAST DECADES IS NOW UP FOR GRABS
THE LONGER WE HOLD THE SHARES, THE MORE INTEREST THE SHORT ACCUMULATES, AND THE MORE TENDIES WE GET FROM THE BOOMERS

BUY AND DO *NOT* SELL, THE STOCK VALUE IS NO LONGER DEPENDENT ON GAMESTOP'S PERFORMANCE AS A COMPANY, BUT BASED ON HOW BADLY THE OWNERS OF THE SHORT NEED TO OFFLOAD IT TO STOP ACCUMULATING INTEREST ON IT

THINK OF IT LIKE CROCODILES FUCKING UP ZEBRAS
SOME GROUP OF LENDERS OWNS THESE SHORTS, AND HAS THESE HEDGES STUCK IN PLACE
THE LONGER WE HOLD THEIR HEADS UNDERWATER, THE MORE THEY'RE WILLING TO PAY FOR AIR
IF YOU SELL EARLY YOU ARE GIVING THEM AIR, THESE SHORTS *HAVE* TO BE PAID AND WE WILL EAT HEDGE FUND AFTER HEDGE FUND UNTIL OUR HUNGER FOR TENDIES IS SATED

DO NOT SELL FRIDAY"

>>26630783
I shorted it at $220 because I hope to make money from idiots bidding up a worthless shell of a corporation to be worth $11bn.

>>26630781
I'm holding a sizable position in BBBY, similar retail turnaround story and very high short interest

>>26630854
That's not how the stock market works.

>>26630881
Check premarket first

>>26630891
>posting reddit posts
dont do that pls

its not about the money anymore

>>26630431
Bbby probably the best cause melvin gonna have to dump their puts

>>26630889
Why not just sell and suicide stack GME or AMC?

What's the game plan for tomorrow dudes? We're gonna see a giant short squeeze tomorrow morning, going to buy tons of otm puts and laugh as all the GME newfags kill themselves when the selloff starts.

>>26630961
I know but I'm still not selling

>>26630781
BBBY

>GME reinstates the dividend
>every boomer divvy ETF starts market buying
>gme shares prices start being represented in exponential function
>cohen implements the 100m USD dilution, 5 new shares are issued and no one cares. GME is now debt free and ready to take over the world

>>26630989
Kind of is, ngl.
I'm all for sticking it to wallstreet, but I want to get some money out of this meme.

>>26630869
sometime after friday. maybe.
as long as the system detonates I'll be satisfied.

>>26630491
>be me
>yolo 4 grand on amc shares
>fuck fuck fuck I fell for the meme
>sell 4.50 ccs collect tasty 460 bucks
>Mfw Ass blasted by after hours

>>26630881
Nobody fucking knows lmao

>>26630891
>MORE INTEREST ON LOANS
who do they pay that interest to and at what rate
>IT'S ALREADY FUCKING GONE
3 billion in interest?

I ask again, why can't they just hold the short?

>>26628724
when does gme open?

>>26630781
LGND going up on zero news. Someone's looking for blood

>>26630362
No. KTOS is Going into a Warhawk presidency and the ammon shortage hasn’t let up.

>AQB
Right because raping Mother Earth of her fish through over fishing isn’t kiked, LOL.

XXII > Christ literally brewed healing poulstice with hemp (Kanebosom)

>>26630889
bro sell it all and get in on bbby/amc/gme

>>26630881
$GME
$AMC is just a shill distraction

in on L brand weeklies puts

>open investment account
>bank making me wait 2 days before I can start trading
I guess I should have started a long time ago

When should we sell AMC?

>>26631084
Oh she'll open

There are rumors going around that $GME won't open tomorrow. Like just not open at all.

>>26631048
Fuck off shill

>>26630976
this CHECK PREMARKET FOR MEMESTONKS

also HI SEC

>>26631126
be nice fren i just lost 20k.
when does it open?

>>26631111
Fucking waste of digits, but we've all been there.

>>26631113
Not until summer when theaters open

>>26631144
bullish for BB

Is PLTR a bust?

I've redpilled everyone in my family about GME and everyone sent me $210 to buy a stock tomorrow that I will then sell and give back to them for a nice profit. I made sure to tell them that there's a chance it'll fail and that I'm going balls deep in this as well, so now my entire squad is ride or die. I hope you guys are trying to get your friends and family fat stacks of cash. Nothing's scummier than having the chance to get your bros out of poverty and choosing not to.

>>26631102
Patenting nature of any kind is evil.

>>26631152
It’s up like 50% today retard, imagine complaining that someone recommends a stock up that much. Take you’re meds.

>>26631144
Unlikely.

The catalog is full of AMC and GME. I'm getting nervous.

rh down for anyone else?

>>26631177
totally, Already have orders in.

>>26631105
>$AMC is just a shill distraction
That doesn't mean there's no money to be made.

New investors are doing even more shorts. They'll just be the ones buying your cheapies after this is over

anyone think this could be a psyop? or will this be a "never let a crisis go to waste " kinda situation? we do the gme short, they come in with unlimited funds do the same thing to every other stock thats big with shorts, thus the USA free falling into commie hell? or we WIN! we leaverage our wins and knowledge for our next move, gotta be fast, theyll be changing the rules after this move.

>April 2021
>gamma 3 month gamma squeeze finally ends
>GME market cap of $100 trillion
>Cohen dilutes 5% of shares to acquire Amazon, Apple, Microsoft, and Google
>anti-trust lawsuits force Cohen to break up Amazon, Apple, Microsoft, and Google into a hundred companies
>every boomer index fund loses 50% over night
>"Gamers rise up"

>>26631244
go back to /pol/ retard

any way to meme with you guys from germany or can only amerifats dab on (((them)))?

i’m putting 100 on GSE tomorrow, i have 70 right now with a avg of 140
t. poorfag

>>26630928
>>26631048
outlook? calls?

>>26631144
IM NOT FUCKING SELLING

>>26631113
>contemplating selling le epik stonks of a movie theater when they haven't even opened yet
gmi

>>26631144

The sheer amount of people getting into this is going to flip the fucker over.

This is a graveyard for hedgefunds as the rabble hordes help a few others kill how many different groups involved with this?

>there are AMC shills distracting from GME
lol buy both

>>26631227
yes I was adding shit to my watchlist and it was all fucky, I might just sell everything and watch, that piece of shit is going to be down half the day again

>>26630781
Melvin is also short
>BBBY
>Dillards
>Ligand
Melvin is going bankrupt. No question.

Ok what’s the plan?
Buy GME and sell on Monday?
I have zero shares but can afford to toss $2000 for the memes

>>26631181
It's not gonna be the next meme. People got hyped because Cathie hopped in but demo day was a bust. Could be fine on a longer timescale

>>26630431
No, it's a followup.

>>26631227
OH MY GOD WHATS FUCKING HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE


it's probably just routine site maintenance

>>26631329
I'm guessing the move is Friday or Monday. You'll know the move when you see it happen.

>>26631328
DDS was a big fucking one that no one commented on FUCK

>>26631144
I was planning on getting in at open, but I guess I can spend my money somewhere else

>>26630860
This is a reddit coup. Of course theres gonna be reddit spacing

>>26630781
Which of these is worth getting into besides BBBY, GSX and MYLAN have the most money in puts

>>26631186
hahahah
get ready for your family to shatter

>>26631389
>routine site maintenance at the most critical screening and research phase of the day
How can they get away with this?

>>26630670
5k GME, recycle any gains you trim, if applicable, into AMC.

>>26631244
I hope you pol refugees get raped. Fuck, a low iq namefag talking about communism and psyops.

any better alternatives to koyfin?

>>26629815
FUCKING GROSS NIGGA

>>26631195
I can agree with you on that, but stonks aren’t exactly moral my friend.

>>26630670
5k in BBBY. amc is trash

Aren't short term gains like this heavily taxable?

>>26631111
Nice quads
Try Robinhood?

$EH $LKNCY

>>26631244
Q is a larp orchestrated by someone that hates you.

>>26630839
Melvin, just like citron, have PUTS, not shorts. They can't hold them indefinitely because there's an expiry. When the put expires, the MM who sold the put WILL COVER the short hedge. Why can't the MM hold the short? Because of the 50%+ interest rate on GME shares.

What do I do when I have 8 figures from my GME calls and can't tell anyone

>>26631244
why dont the jews just buy reddit stocks?

>>26631083
>why can't they just hold the short?
They're literally hemorrhaging billions of dollars everyday you mong

>>26631113
15 or 20 dolla for sure gainz...

40 IF it gets that high...

>>26631328
>>26631417
Dillards has no calls available until february lol

>>26631599
Why don’t you tell us?

>>26631319
>This is a graveyard for hedgefunds
DON'T CALL IT A GRAVE
IT'S THE FUTURE YOU SHORTED

yeah man, the hedge funds just have to hold their shorts forever at 1000% losses while being charged payday loan rates for borrowing

>>26631599
Just ride away into the sunset, and pay for a financial advisor (and maybe a lawyer at this point)

>>26631463
Idk it's probably that or some other minor inconvenience

Or…. maybe they got hacked and all our money just disappeared forever lol

>>26631329
AMD...

check vallstreetbetz

check the discurdio

>>26631286
No idea, I think it might open like 55-60 if it doesn’t dump in premarket. Best case is it opens high then dumps so I can double down on calls. It has some of the highest short interest and has been mooning similar to GME, although not as extreme.

Whats keeping the SEC from saying that 30% of the 130% of shares are just straight up dissolved because they didn't exist in the first place? I'm rooting for you boys, but I feel like this isn't gonna end the way everyone is wanting

Alternatively, what's keeping the government from saying the only liabilities lie on the hedge funds and not parent firms/banks? I can see them saying that the parent companies aren't liable since they didn't commit the crime that the hedgies have done and resolving the issue by ONLY liquidating the entities that are directly short on GME

Theyre gonna let all the institutional money slide that wasn't directly shorting GME

>>26631540
3 day wait.

>>26631050
Lmao

My whole fucking family is talking about this now, wanting to buy in.

They've heard "free money" on tiktok and are convinced.

They have no experience and DID NOT know about this until today.

THERE IS GOING TO BE AN UNIMAGINABLY LARGE AMOUNT OF RETAIL MONEY BUYING IN STARTING TOMORROW

>>26631181
Getting in PLTR now is like getting in to BA or LMT before the Jews could. I have 200 shares at $26 that I’m never selling

>>26631463
Still using RH at this point is your own fault. >>26631462

>>26631697
Was either looking at calls for this or AMC. Opting for the former.

>>26631745
normies are retarded what's new

>>26631599
You can talk to us, fren. Sprinkle some reddit pet food if you want some (you)s.

>>26631681
what's happening with AMD? i don't see anything on WSB.

>>26631731
they still need to buy back every share, right?

>>26629958
ah fuck I sold that shit for 38 yesterday

>>26631599
Don't tell anyone. It isn't the lottery. You don't have to disclose.

>>26631745
ALSO

the friends & family who know about bitcoin are ALL selling their crypto to get in on GME

This is next-level than any crypto pump I've ever seen

>>26631681
AMC***

>>26630431
Reddit says they’re going all in AMC after GME but it feels like a pysops to me

>>26631745
Most will not be able to buy in because they need time to transfer the money to their brokerage if they even know what that means.

>>26631863
If you have any doubts about whether they prefer to break and rewrite the rules or let you win, you're a retard.

>>26630781
Check random ones on that list.
They're all mooning and not just since yesterday. Seems like Melvin's problems are more than just GME.

wtf do i buy
niggers

>>26631083
Interest rates are untenable. Plus, they also have options, which are a contract that expire at a specific date. You cannot hold it past the expiry date, which happens to be Friday.

Came here because WSB is now full of onions buying GME shares... Anyway, anyone got yearlies on EVs or shipping? I'm long semiconductors, might add some 3d printing as both industries are expected to grow. I got a VR play too.

>>26631861
AMC&&&

>>26631923
did he eat berries or did some chink kill him

>>26631829
“Markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent." -John Maynard Keynes 1930

"We can stay retarded longer than you can stay solvent." -Redditors 2021

>>26631972
Options are fully margined daily retard.

>>26631978
*onions

>>26631979
awwwwwww i have 500 AMD shares at 90 feels bad man

>>26631599
Why the fuck are you posting a sad wojak? You literally made it and ur sad??? You don’t deserve any of it

>>26631923
stfu

>>26631978
You are literally the most retarded redd!tard I have EVER SEEN. Fuck off and never come back. >>>/r/eddit/

>>26629632
um yes based department?!?

GME $420

>>26631863
Yes according to the contract, but a contract also says your wife can't take your shit in a divorce.
The courts are going to tear up the contracts for shares that don't exist.

Don't get me wrong, the hedgies are going to get their shit packed in but its going to stop with them. Its not going to institutional money when all the shorting hedges are liquidated

>>26632019
Yes

>>26632034
Unironically based

>>26632054
youll be fine if ya long it padawan.. i bought at 54 and it's made me proud of /biz/

>>26632047
Go be clinically retarded somewhere else, like on >>>/r/eddit/

No respect for the fat tails

>>26631978
>>26632052

>>26631978
Careful with 3D printing. The stock may go up but it’s not a viable manufacturing method aside from prototyping and hobby stuff. It can’t compete with injection molding.

>>26632145
What I said is the actual truth and you are the retarded redditor.

What's all this fud I hear about a trade suspension?

Anyone else want to analyze Burry's portfolio for more gems?

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1649339/000156761920019679/xslForm13F_X01/form13fInfoTable.xml

>>26632123
You can't say that anon, white people get very emotional when it comes to animals because they have compassion. That guy will probably feel sick for the rest of the day now

>>26632138
yeah but im getting tired of holding i want to cash out but i keep getting cucked by the dumps while i wait for it to break 100. i think if im gonna swing trade it i've gotta stop being greedy and just sell it high instead of hoping it goes for a run.

>>26632270
It's not FUD when former high ups at the SEC are calling for it on primetime CNBC.

I’ll bake the new bread

>>26631218
Because you're a dumbfuck nigger who's pretending to be a special snowflake.

>>26632279
HOLY SHIT HE HAS GME! BUY BUY BUY

>>26632279
>CVS

>>26631978
My only tangentially EV related play is through steel.

>>26632336
It quite literally is though, lol. It just becomes a credible FUD.

>>26632279
He had BBBY but let go of it recently, just before the moon.

>>26632371
He was first to get in of course, at about $3/share

>>26631731
every single one of those shares were borrowed on contract, if the SEC gets involved in denying contracts because it bothers one of the elites that fucks with the very foundation of finance. everything is based on trust and IOUs, despite how degenerate everything is.

way too many big people on the other side now too

>>26632402
FUD is implicitly lies, though.

>>26632270
I'd be cool with that, I have 100 weekly short puts running. A free 33% of the remaining theta would be neat.

>>26631978
A get yourself some WKHS

Did everyone leave to go make hall of cost jokes on /pol/?

>>26632396
decent value at $60/share but at $75?

>>26632336
What happens in a trade suspension? Just no trades allowed while they wait for an expected cool down? Whose to say it won’t just skyrocket once the suspension is lifted?

>>26632432
Can I tell you about Bernie Madoff or Skilling of Enron?
Or maybe even 2008?
The govt always bails out the jews

>>26632432
It's not because they want to defend the elites, it's because they won't tolerate financial terrorism from Reddit.

>>26632485
whyd this get shoad?

>>26632583
NEW
>>

>>26632511
I banked $472k, I'm just here shitposting before bed. It's late in europe

>>26632019