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>> No.26620573

McGregor wins the rematch

>> No.26620577

Burry literally said dump GME and his account on twitter was hacked minutes later.

>> No.26620586
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>>26620509
>tfw I sold weekly covered calls on my AMC shares with a $6 strike right before the market closed

>> No.26620620

$150 AMC investing newfags WW@????

>> No.26620634

I bought AMC a few minutes ago. This will be the top, sell your positions quickly frens

>> No.26620636
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26620636

You do have your AMC don't you, anon? The cheapies are gone, but there's still time to buy your tickets to the greatest show of all time! You don't want to miss the next moon mission, the next gain train?
You don't? Oh, well there's still time to get in. Better rush to the counters before too much plot has been shown. But hurry, the film has started and the line is already spiking! Not much time left before 10, then 15, then 50, then 100! The clock is ticking, anon. Time to take action.
Now, I hope you've got all your snacks, since there's no leaving now. Your names will be plastered on the end credits as you emerge richer than you've ever been. Ladies and gentlemen, the show will go on!

>> No.26620637

>>26620577
He hasn't had a twitter in 3 weeks dude, it's a fake story. That's how fucking scared they are.

>> No.26620639

Gamestonk
>broke

AMC
>broke

why even

>> No.26620647

>>26620509
>>26620179
but there are more calls than puts atm for this and next week
wouldn't that mean calls for next week where its at?

>> No.26620654

REMINDER
IF YOU DIDN'T BUY
AMC
BB
BBBY
GME
OR ANY OTHER MEME STOCK RIGHT NOW
YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT

>> No.26620673
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>>26620509
I'm not gonna be able to focus at my third shift government wagie job tonight. I don't know what to do in the morning.

>> No.26620674
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26620674

anime

>> No.26620676

be honest with me please

I'm about to dump my life savings into gme hoping to make it big but first I need to know what it does feel like to put pee pee into poo poo thank you frens

>> No.26620681

ok this is epic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quARRzz0pnE

>> No.26620684

Faggot.

>> No.26620692
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26620692

>Psssst hey kid wanna make some money?
>BUY AMC

>> No.26620695

Imagine the halts tomorrow

>> No.26620714
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26620714

Never forget CLF tranny's last post before he suddenly stopped posting lmao

>> No.26620716

>>26620674
...is for sad virgins

>> No.26620717
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26620717

>coworkers talking about stocks
>twitch streamers talking about stocks
>finically incompetent friends and family talking about stocks
uhh... lads im getting worried

>> No.26620718

>>26620676
Don't do that retard.

>> No.26620720
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26620720

GHIV bros.. i just want to say im sorry

>> No.26620721

Ok Ok we get it

GME AMC w/e
Let’s have some stocks for non redditors.


KTOS
AQB
INUV
UUUU
XXII
POWW

>> No.26620729

Current situation:
> all normies are getting on board
> Elon tweets
> streamers on twitch setting up broker accounts to buy GME
> every single dip today after 1PM was bought so fast I wasn't able to type dip price for buy order in time
It's mooning for next few days isn't it?

>> No.26620734
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>>26620634
>This will be the top, sell your positions quickly frens

>> No.26620733

>>26620676
it feels like covering your dick in shit when there's a hole specifically made by God for dick right next to it
Also don't be a fucking retard

>> No.26620736
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26620736

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.26620750

>>26620639
>there are people who actually invest in companies with a bright future ahead of them
>they don't invest in companies that are circling the drain
wtf, does anyone really?

>> No.26620760

>>26620654
is bb even going for 25 eow

>> No.26620763
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26620763

>>26620634
Greetings frens. I am the official gatekeeper of /smg/ appointed by the board of supervisors. Effective immediately the following groups of people need to go back and or kill themselves.
>niggers
>redditors
>janitors
>spics
>kikes
>fags
>trannies
>liberals
>baggie
>chinks
>gooks
>gookchinks
>pajeets
That is all.

>> No.26620768

>Will be in a training course at work all week and won't be able to look at GME during market hours

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

If I miss out on a good dip I'm going to be pissed

>> No.26620767
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>>26620681
EAT SHIT

>> No.26620781

>>26620681
lmao the cunts that let madoff exist are crying foul

>> No.26620786

>>26620676
It feels like being up 2000% on GME and still not selling

>> No.26620791
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I just want to say i love all of you.
We're all in this together and we will all make it.

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26620793

Digits and NOK fags get nothing, AMC fucking skyrockets, and GME lights the tinder on a massive economic meltdown

check em bros

>> No.26620796
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26620796

Are the retards in here that bought puts yesterday seething? I enjoyed selling them to you.

>> No.26620806
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26620806

>>26620720
You are forgiven, child.

>> No.26620813
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26620813

I SOLD 200 SHARES OF GME AT 12 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I BOUGHT 11 SHARES OF GME AT 230 REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.26620818

I'm getting serious about investing the first of February, /biz/. Everyone tells me Robinhood is baby shoes; if this is true, what investing app or brokerage should I use instead? And what are good resources to use as a beginner?

>> No.26620827
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>>26620634
>buy high, sell low
K

>> No.26620830

>>26620509
AMC is the next play and it's exploding tomorrow!

>> No.26620831

Amd sucks

>> No.26620839

>>26620714
He lost everything probably after today's CLF dip kek. I sold my CLF bags today at loss and hopped on GME train. Even though I'm late to the party im +90% overall (including 20% loss on GME)

>> No.26620852
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26620852

https://www.strawpoll.me/42519658
https://www.strawpoll.me/42519658
https://www.strawpoll.me/42519658

>> No.26620854
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26620854

>>26620654
>YOU NEED TO BUY GME BBBY CUM BBc AND AMC

>> No.26620862

>>26620767
Are you allowed to tell people a stock WILL be a certain price? Cause they have been doing that a lot.

>> No.26620863

>>26620760
hope so, thats my sell target

>> No.26620872

>>26620793
GET REKT AMCHINK
NOK NOK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL

>> No.26620876

>>26620509
I want to rip Lum in half with my enormous cock.

>> No.26620877

>>26620818
>Robinhood is baby shoes
yes
I use that and ameritrade

>> No.26620881

>>26620721
If you want to have a conversation how about creating some talking points to generate interest?

>> No.26620882

>>26620717
Had a friend ask me how to get into stocks because he wants to buy the elon musk coin...... He was literally talking about dogecoin......... Sold everything I have yesterday morning. Basically all cash now gonna swing and meme for a bit

>> No.26620892

bobo is about to have his day

>> No.26620906

>>26620681
>questions about accuracy of publicly avaliable information
what information, no one who is buying gamestock has or wants any information

>> No.26620908
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>>26620681
Look at his nose kek. Kvetching is kike national sport isn't it?

>> No.26620912

>tfw first to shill AMC here
>everyone called me a retard and said the company would go bankrupt and they were already doing shit even before the coronavirus hit
APOLOGIZE YOU FUCKING CUNTS

>> No.26620918
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26620918

I'm a cryptocuck who has never bought stocks before. I have a few hundred in the bank and a few hundred in crypto. How do I buy AMC now?

>> No.26620921

>>26620818
read the OP
robinhood is fine, people just like to nitpick it

>> No.26620927

so it's obvious to anyone with a brain that the same conditions do not exist for AMD that exist for GME
but it's also obvious that won't stop reddit retards / the normies piling their stimmy money in
so it's a given AMD will go parabolic on retard energy but the question is how high? what's the top?
what about institutions covering shorts early to avoid a squeeze?

>> No.26620929

What's the price target on AMC?

>> No.26620945

What happened to nokia?

>> No.26620947

China is causing this, btw, not a bunch of retail retards. They are pumping up stocks to get everyone into them and then they are cashing out crashing everything locking everyone's money up while they pump bitcoin.

>> No.26620959

>>26620720
Guess ill wait till earnings to dump my bags.

>> No.26620958

>>26620872
how
its barely circling around 5
it dipped to 4.80 too, you tard

>> No.26620994

>>26620673
Fucking coof I slept in after I sold my shares market open and forgot to buy back the dip

>> No.26620999

>>26620929
400 EoM

>> No.26621001

>>26620912
I listened yesterday at 4.35. I will say thank you but not sorry.

>> No.26621002

ANONS GIVE ME YOUR OPINION ON WKHS

>> No.26621004
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>>26620882
To be fair Dogecoin is the only crypto I'd touch at all purely because it's adorable.

>> No.26621011
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>>26620545
Give UNFI stories please

>> No.26621009

>>26620947
Take your meds, schizo

>> No.26621023

>>26620681
>Former

>> No.26621024
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26621024

Do I even need to help you guys pump it even further? Looks like you all have everything under control. That short seller is on the steady path of condemnation by Friday.

>> No.26621027

Sell your shit on Friday cause I can't handle another week of this roller-coaster

>> No.26621035

>>26620918
stay with your shitcoins poojeet

>> No.26621037

>>26620793
Failure ass nigga. NOK to to the moon (in a year).

>> No.26621041

>>26620929
$1000

>> No.26621046

>>26620945
Well ask yourself what's a more ironic investment during a pandemic. A shitty cellphone company or a movie theater.

>> No.26621049

>>26620717
You are getting old. When you get old people talk about stocks.

>> No.26621068

If nothing else, AMC has a ton of primo real estate

>> No.26621069
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What am i missing apart from a Koyfin desktop client?

>> No.26621070

...and that's it.

AH is closed

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>>26620912
you're an annoying spamming fignut and that's more important than being right

>> No.26621081

>>26620999
God I hope, I have a call for $9 for 2/26 but I might hit it tomorrow.

>> No.26621091
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26621091

there is a bloody red reckoning coming for these meme stocks
i don't know when it will be
but it will be horrifying

>> No.26621092
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>>26620720
You may have been very wrong, and you didn't listen to us against your best judgment, but you are more of a man than half the trannies here for admitting defeat and apologizing for it. That says something about your character. Cheers

When you capitulate I will buy from you. When you FOMO I will sell to you. I am your liquidity and I am here for you. I never go broke and I will never leave you. I love you guys.

>> No.26621110

>>26620639
>>26620654
>>26620676
>>26620721
literally just buy PPBT (formally known as KTOV)

>> No.26621122

>>26621046
both

>> No.26621125

I have a $115 GME call expiring Friday.
When do I sell it? I dont have the buying power to exercise.
Is there a certain point on Friday where I cant sell it anymore?

>> No.26621137

>>26620945
5-6g play buy and hold house nigga

>> No.26621139

AMC up 65% AH
Open above 12
Close above 40
Thursday open at 150
You heard it here

>> No.26621143
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>>>/wsg/3770375
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1611709022074.webm

>> No.26621147

>>26620947
This. I’d bet nobody here knows the institution to retail ratio on the markets or what Xi was talking about yesterday at Davos. Ironically my only position is GME lol but this shits coming to end very soon

>> No.26621150

If I were to buy GME, should I wait a liite or just buy at the market price once the market is open? Will there be any dips or will it be green candles all the day like we have seen today? I'm a poorfag from Poland so I'm just throwing $50 but it would be nice to gain some and contribute to jew's suicide watch

>> No.26621154
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26621154

>>26621091
I don't care going all in

>> No.26621164

>>26621004
Welp if anything the meme potential will always be there for that one.

>> No.26621171

>>26621091
Just sell before that, lol, whats the big deal?

>> No.26621178
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26621178

What’s up with that tqqq spike at the end of the day

>> No.26621179

>>26620720
Don't shill if you aren't 100% sure, I didn't lose money but you lost a lot of people money;

Nigger.

>> No.26621181
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26621181

DON'T YOU GIVE UP ON NOKIA

>> No.26621186

This week is going to give me a heart attack. Too much is happening especially on earnings week.

>> No.26621196

>>26620854
>or any other meme stock
don't miss out anon we're going to be laughing about this down the line

>> No.26621198
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>>26621091
I called my female broker to ask if she can postpone the crash until I cash out on Monday, so we should be ok until then.

>> No.26621200

>>26620862
Yes, because it's "only a prediction good goyim". Analysts are literally paid to publicly give such numbers, and yes, they are well reputed to be paid through backdoord deals and bribes to give arbitrary prices to make the stock move in the direction they like.
BB got downgraded recently precisely for this reason.

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>>26620881

KTOS is a security company and manufactures every single primer for any bullet produced in the USA.
If you own a gun you know how expensive and in short supply ammo has been for the past year.
POWWW is similar and both have most likely favorable earnings coming up.


AQB has literal GMO Ubermench fish and also has earnings ahead. Also very cheap rn.

UUUU has been beaten to death here, but it’s clean energy under Biden administion etc. also very cheap.

Finally XXII has a metric dick ton of cannabis and hemp patents. If it is legalized under Biden good things will happen.

>> No.26621230

>>26621125
sell it asap, either tomorrow or thursday

>> No.26621231

>>26621092
Two things. Should i dump GHIV bags or be patient for recovery. Is AUPH worth staying in. Thank you shill of all shills

>> No.26621246

Well I'm glad I bought my AMC shares today. Just a few cause I wanted a laugh but hey profit is profit right

>> No.26621250

>>26621139
>open at 150 thu
No way

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26621257

Alrigjht anons. Tomorrow I buy $ 3.5k more of gme after market open dip. Then I sell on Friday And dump my earnings (should be about 15k) into Salmon

>> No.26621268

>>26621178
Microsoft beat earnings

>> No.26621273

>>26621154
I did it today. I either make it this year or I'll be wageslave for rest of my life. Clownmarket like this happens only every few decades.

>> No.26621284

>>26621246
yes, you are doing it right

>> No.26621285
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26621285

The last minute piling into WKHS kek. HorseCHADS the wait has been long with many ups and downs. We are so close you can literally fucking taste it. Do not sell a single share. Do not panic at any morons profit taking. You know what you own. The NGDV is only the beginning.

>> No.26621298

>>26621092
Shut up OMST shill

>> No.26621313

This BritBong just brought GME and AMC
You retards better be right about this

>> No.26621327
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26621327

I wish I could contribute to the craziest run ever.

>> No.26621330

>>26621150
I think there is going to be a lot of premarket FOMO from the people that were late on Elons tweet and can't buy AH. I expect a pump to possibly over 300 in the premarket, and maybe the the typical lunch time dip

>> No.26621332
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26621332

>>26620912
i have said this all along, get in for the pump, but dont get bogged. this is not GME

>> No.26621331

>>26621230
Say the Big Squeeze happens friday. Why not sell on friday? Is selling a contract unlikely to go through on expiration day?

>> No.26621344

>>26620736
Good shit anon. Love me some beach house

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>>26621198


>Call my female broker
>Yes, I'd like to have a female broker
>Sir I am a fe...

*click*

>> No.26621367
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26621367

>>26621154
i'm not going all in
but i'm definitely playing with weeklies on GME

>> No.26621369

>>26621285
going to dump all my WKHS and RIDE for meme stocks

>> No.26621372
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26621372

>>26620918
Image search for the Blue Waffle infographic

>> No.26621374

Got together 9k for tomorrow. All in AMC or spread it among the memes?

>> No.26621373

>>26621285
Everything moons after I sell it. You’re welcome bros

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26621381

>/wsb/ and /smg/ is UNACCEPTABLE COMMUNICATION IN THE MARKET
SEC IS COMING!!!

>> No.26621383

>>26621139
>open at 150
lol

>> No.26621388

>>26620673
i sold amc at 4
...

>> No.26621395
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26621395

I'm a yuropoor so i'm 2am here, but holy fuck I don't even feel like sleeping with all this shit going on, it's so exciting

>> No.26621399

FUCK YOU NIGGER
YES YOU

NIGGER

>> No.26621400

>>26621068
much of it rented from malls

>> No.26621407

>>26621285
Been holding and adding since $5, triple digits is within our grasp

>> No.26621414

>>26620717
Pretty sure we're all aware this is near the top.
There is also a fairly good chance, at this juncture, that gamestop could start a market crash by killing hedge funds, causing a chain reaction. The crash wouldn't really be just for this, the whole market is retarded and overleveraged. But it would be a signal for the kikes to dump everything, hopefully taking down reddit with them (they'll fail).

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>>26621367

I'm not cool with lum posting. Get your shit together.

>> No.26621420

Hey /smg/ what do you think about the book The intelligent investor by Benjamin graham? Worth a read?

>> No.26621432
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26621432

>>26620573
not this one

>> No.26621434

>>26621327
every week is my worst week.

>> No.26621445

>>26621332
calls for next week?

>> No.26621450

>>26621330
Day trade puts simple as. Buy on the run ups and sell on the down strokes

>> No.26621464

Bros, how in the actual hell do I get in on this if I'm a Europoor (Eastern Europe)? Even if I missed out on this GME golden goose, how the hell does someone from the third world get in on stuff like this?

>> No.26621467

>>26621374
all in amc pussy. just put 2500 in about 15 minutes before close

>> No.26621478

>>26621125
sell it IMMEDIATELY
if you still believe GME will go higher just put the money from selling the call back into GME stock

>> No.26621482

>>26621420
outdated ish

>> No.26621488
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26621488

>>26621374
ALLLLLLLL
IIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.26621489

>>26621445
AMC
BB
CCIV for a few weeks

>> No.26621505
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26621505

>>26620796
my put premiums i sold didn't drop much.. and i find it odd that the calls i sold haven't got called yet even though they're in the money.. usually on a squeeze my shares get called

>> No.26621508
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>>26621419
don't care didn't ask

>> No.26621519

>>26620714
he posted gains, is there anyone here that got rich off gme or any of this stuff? I haven't seen anything that matches CLF so far.

>> No.26621525
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Post your face when short selling is banned after this GME stuff

>> No.26621536

>>26621482
I see, what parts if only some are outdated?

>> No.26621539
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What's the next meme stock? I'm tired of missing out.

>> No.26621543

>>26621327
Not taking any chances.

>> No.26621564
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>>26621420
>read outdated books written by boomers for a different age
we zoomers now
say no to fundamentals
say yes to hype and momentum

>> No.26621567

>>26621313
gme idk but AMC is an easy win.

>> No.26621575

lum poster migrate
>>26617066

>> No.26621588

>>26621464
Use any broker and go all in on AMC

>> No.26621590

>>26621489
how much higher can BB go? THis shit is fucking for me bc I had long term plans and they are on fast forward right now.

>> No.26621591

>>26621011
where to even start
> hmm yes all these items we told you we'd lower the price for your sale, we're out of them
> hmm yes your pallet, the pallet with all your avocodos for the superbowl, we left it in the warehouse, here's 15 cases of aloe vera instead
> hmm yes we put all your fragile items at the bottom of the pallet then loaded the top with apples, oh no it fell of the loading bay welp it's not in my truck anymore see ya later
> oh I'm sorry did you order breaker bananas? best I can do is 6 cases that are somehow both green and rotten at the same time
> hmm yes clearly this box of apples that says WASHINGTON APPLES in large letters is the cilantro you ordered
> hmm yes green onions are supposed to be a liquid
> hmm yes cilantro is supposed to be a liquid
> hmm yes apples those are the orange things right? well the tag on the side of the box says apples so i'm sure the box saying FANCY ORANGES is just a mistake
> hmm yes let's put 5 cases of avocados underneath your broccoli then throw 5 bags of potatoes on top of it
> hmm yes cello wrapped mushrooms, those are a type of root vegetable right? well the box says mushroom so it's all good
> hmm yes well I understand we left your 5 pallets for the labor day weekend at your competitors store but I'm tired so why don't you drive over in your fucking little wage slave car and bring it all back in the truck gbye
The worst part is I have to call in a dozen shorts and mispicks every fucking day and the people at the phone center are the nicest and most helpful human beings I know and I hate always complaining to them because they always get my credits worked out right away and always sound like they're expecting to get beaten by their managers for the mistakes the warehouse crew makes
I want to be able to call the warehouse and yell at THEM, not the nice credit department phone people.

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>>26621419
>I'm not cool with lum posting
Are you homo or do you just prefer boys?

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>>26621478
based. make sure you market buy
>in at 129.6975

>> No.26621615

why are peple saying robinhood takes days to open? i made an account a few hours ago and my bank account just got linked to it with funds available for trading?

>> No.26621620

>>26620720
I'm out $250 because of you.

>> No.26621631
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YOU FAGGOTS BETTER BE RIGHT ABOUT THIS I JUST PUT MY STUDENT LOAN INTO GAMESTOP

>> No.26621635

>>26621539
Corsair is gunna fly one of these days.

>> No.26621636

AMC is so safe i have no idea why people aren't shilling it even harder

>> No.26621639

>>26621178
It's a signal for 'end of rally'. The rest of the week will probably look exponential. Next week, or in any case sometimes in feb, we'll crash hard.

>> No.26621647

BUY GME SHARES TMRW. DOESN'T MATTER HOW HOW MUCH OR HOW LITTLE. EVEN 1 SHARE BOUGHT AND HELD UNTIL MONDAY DOES IT'S PART TO COMBAT THE JEWISH MENACE.

>> No.26621648

>>26621395
Are you the anon that tries for first post and just says "anime"? Also same wtf anon I need to set my limit orders.

>> No.26621650

>>26621536
All of it
TA doesn't matter in clown world
Just watch Peter lynch interviews or read his books, they are much more applicable to today's market

>> No.26621657

>>26620714
I think there are but they're paranoid about becoming too well known around this place

>> No.26621672

>>26621590
its supposed to go for 25 eow
idk though might sell at 21

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Are these gonna get exercised? I mean I’ll still make $1600 or so...

>> No.26621682

Where is the tranny star trek poster? Haven't seem they in a while

>> No.26621684

>>26621536
it doesn't read very well in terms of just mannerisms and vocab because its old.

The fundamental stuff is fine but it was made in a time when information wasn't rapidly compiled together and calculated for all.

If you want to follow the book just buy ETFs instead

>> No.26621690

The funny part about all this is that shorters aren't obliged to ever cover. Normally, during squeezes these hedge funds can get a capital injection to try and combat the squeeze and hopefully convince buyers that holding through the squeeze ain't worth it. That's why they're doubling down.

However, the problem is that GME buyers are too "stupid" to know or care about this and will hold beyond the point of rationality.

>> No.26621703

What are the chances that the SEC suspends GME and the price plummets?

>> No.26621713

>>26621539
AMC is still affordable.
BB is also.

>> No.26621710

>>26621615
I'm so jelly, my TR acc in Germany has not been opened yet. It's taken DAYS

>> No.26621716

How is Michael Burry always right?
>Housing Crisis
>"You big retard, Housing ONLY GOES UP"
Big Short makes him billions and a movie deal.
>GME
>"You big retard, GME can only go down. Retail is DOOMED"
Makes billions on a 1500% return from his GME investment
Are you ready for the next act?
>TSLA
>"You big retard. TSLA can only go up. It's a tech company!"
How many billions is he about to make from shorting TSLA?

>> No.26621718

>>26621647

i'm not buying that shit. i missed the train. i'm not gonna run and try and "catch up."

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>>26621631
If you sell before Friday, I will come to your house and rape your mouth.

>> No.26621727

>>26621508
me on the left

>> No.26621729

>>26621212
Thanks for getting me fish pilled anon, i'm going in with some cash first thing tomorrow on them

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Anyone here getting in to UVXY
I smell blood in the water

>> No.26621731

Do I sell my bb tomorrow at open and buy gme?

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>>26620681
that anchor lady though..

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What's the next step of your master plan?

>> No.26621739

>>26621620
Me too that mother fucker

>> No.26621749

>>26620958
>it dipped to 4.80 too, you tard
Yes, and it's a long play not a short.

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I literally cannot sit still anons this market is going to kill me I made more money in the past two weeks than I did last year wagieng I am dumping another 5k into AMC this is it im gonna make it

>> No.26621758

Let's say that I have zero dollars in the bank but want to use my robinhood account to instantly get 500 to use on AMC? Should I do this?

>> No.26621760

I MISSED AMC
FUCK

>> No.26621761

>>26621615
You got a job and good credit?

>> No.26621765

>>26621648
Maybe I am
Yeah same, it's just past 2am, and pre-market opens at 10am so I have to get up by then
I think I'm going to dream about GME

>> No.26621769

Saw Akira in 4k the other month at an AMC. Pretty great experience.

>> No.26621786

I bought WKHS puts instead of AMC... feelsbadman

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>>26620881
>implying that retort works when threads move this quickly
>>26621091
I still cannot believe there's FOMO into AMC, a company which is objectively much worse than GME.
>>26621196
>don't miss out anon
I'm sure that's what oil tanker bros were thinking

>> No.26621794

>>26621703

there is some risk of that happening.

>> No.26621803

>>26621690
>However, the problem is that GME buyers are too "stupid" to know or care about this and will hold beyond the point of rationality.
Pretty much this. They don't know what they're dealing with. It's an army of autists. They shouldn't test it. I hope they're reading this. These people are... different.

>> No.26621809

>>26621718
It's worth considering that people "missed the train" at $30. Anons that FOMOd in at over $100 are already 2x KEK

>> No.26621810

>>26621519
GME YOLO did 50k -> 22m (he secured something like 7m so far, rest is still riding).

>> No.26621812

>>26621330
So far I only have been dealing with crypto and I'm no really familiar with stocks. Ideally I would want to buy and hold until friday/monday and then cash out in crypto. The way I understand you is that I should observe premarket and then buy in the normal, right?

>> No.26621815

What type of buy order should I be placing for AMC rn? Etrade's retardation wouldn't execute my limit order during after hours

>> No.26621838

>>26621615
I'm pretty sure RH's speed scales with how big your account is because I noticed going from 3 figures to 5 figures really made everything instantaneous for me. That was a couple years ago though.

>> No.26621846

>>26621718
You didn't miss it. Not yet. And don't tell me you have fucking 200$ available to buy even a single share.

>> No.26621875

>>26620509
I need a third monitor for a comfy setup where I can read smg all day

>> No.26621876

>>26621734
At least she asked the obvious question of what the difference was between what hedgies do every day. His squirming at that was great.

>> No.26621879

>>26621803
THIS IS NO MINDLESS RABBLE OF DAYTRADERS
THESE ARE RETARDS
THEIR SKULLS ARE THICK, AND THEIR SANITY LONG GONE

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>>26621682
>made more in 3 hours AH than it took in four weeks of EVs and ETFs

I got meme'd fellas

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>> No.26621899

>>26620958
https://www.techradar.com/in/news/best-nokia-phones-2019-finding-the-best-nokia-smartphone-for-you
Welcome to the tech world, boomer.

>> No.26621904

>>26620681
Based Asian mommy, immune to Jewish trickery.

>> No.26621912

>bought after hours @ 6
>might sell now @ 8.2x
>buy tomorrow mornings dip
lads?

>> No.26621915

I should be playing Witcher 3 but instead I'm looking at AMC charts and lurking here for hours on end

>> No.26621920

>>26621615
>>26621761
>>26621838
oh wait SHIT it says "weve started the transfer from your bank, it should be completed by 2/1. please dont withdraw funds"

that means i cant use it huh

>> No.26621922

>>26621791
How much worse though, biden won - the pandemic is over

>> No.26621934

>>26621760
You didn’t though.

>> No.26621937

>>26621809

they can consider it all they want. i'm not a buyer at any price

>> No.26621938

>>26621760
Is that what you said when GME was $10?

>> No.26621939

>>26621650
>Peter lynch
thanks anon I will look into him, I appreciate it
>>26621684
I see, if ETFs do start to interest me later on I will keep that in mind. Thanks to you as well anon!

>> No.26621943

>>26621882
we're all gonna be billionaires

>> No.26621947

>>26621760
You haven't missed it until we hit 40.
Hop on, anon.

>> No.26621950

>>26621815
limit buy at ask price on PM open

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>>26621736
they were the BABA dump? AHAHAHAHA

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>>26621736
those fucking retards where shorting GME at 100% short interest.. fucking retards.. how can somebody be so fucking stupid

>> No.26621965

>>26621812
No I'm saying if you are going to buy GME do it as soon as you possibly can and HOLD, who cares if it dips its going to break 1k at this rate

>> No.26621970

i hope AMD stops being a piece of shit tomorrow...

>> No.26621972

Aapl gonna announce a $100 bil quarter and still barely hit $150 huh?

why do I even own this shitty stock, much better to put everything into ETFs or something

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so are we dumping PLTR now? I saw fud last thread, does everyone feel that way

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>>26621525
more like retail is banned from market

>> No.26621997

Serious question - has anyone considered that the SEC will swing the long dong of oppression to gatekeep all us poors from actually making a dent in (((their))) schemes?
At this point there's no way they don't step in to bail out their friends. GME will tank before Friday.

>> No.26622008

>>26621899
maybe long term
I have calls for this Friday

>> No.26622012

On a scale of one to an Annodah Shoah how mad are they right now?

>> No.26622018

>>26620509
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO

>30k invested in index funds
>just sold all shares bc i'm worried stock market is gonna crash and i'm saving to buy a house this year anyway
>index funds won't sell till 4pm tomorrow tho
>have 2k chillin in my account ready to be invested tho
>torn between gme and amc or one of these
https://www.barrons.com/articles/another-gamestop-here-are-the-next-10-most-shorted-small-caps-51611688092
>will blow anyone who helps me figure out what to do
>will blow anyone who helps me figure out what to do

>> No.26622025

>>26621739
GHIV niggers theres an earnings call next week. We can hold until then or dump in the morning.

>> No.26622029

>>26621912
I think it would work. personally I just hold.

>> No.26622036

>>26621983
they are the market...

>> No.26622051

>>26621765
2bh just go to bed, I'm taking my sleep seriously this week, I've got over 20k on the line now.

>> No.26622060

>>26621716
But i have 40 shares of tesla

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>>26621420
Just read Peter Lynch's One Up on Wall Street then Beating the Street. The truest CHAD of Wall Street that ever lived. Dabbed on everyone for 13 years then left with his bag of money to become a family man and philanthropist.

>> No.26622095

>>26621231
I don't play spacs. All I know is they don't do well on their merge date even though that's what everyone banks on. If you are in the red and don't need the money I would continue to hold. You are pretty much at the bottom so averaging down would help you get out even if you have the cash to do so.

I sold AUPH in the morning of the pump (35% gain). I usually look for 30% when playing pdufas (bcrx was the exception because of the pipeline). There seems to be quite the (((manipulation))) with auph. Lots of big holders dumping millions of shares, and what you are seeing is the decline in price because of it. Since you are still holding (I imagine you are in the green) I would continue to hold, I don't see it going under pre pdufa date prices. Good luck anon.

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I hope you reddit fags are right on AMC. If this unholy alliance works out we may have something big here

>> No.26622104

>>26621997
I'm sure it will Fud Article #1896, I'm sure it will

>> No.26622105

>>26621181
I'm running a galaxy A71 and Nokia phones are looking nicer for a way less than what I paid for my phone.
I know cell phones, bitches love cell phones.
Long Hold as fuck, but I'm stacking.

>> No.26622110

>>26622012
Literally going to be a remember “the $6 billion” event

>> No.26622114

>>26621976
fuck idk
I thought the presentation was supposed to kickstart it but it instead fell a bit
two calls for it too for Friday

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If the SEC acts on >>26620767 the stock will be suspended for 10 days as claimed in >>26620681
That doesn't sound good

>> No.26622159

>>26621920
Goyhood gives regular goys up to $1,000 of margin free to use in the mean time.

>> No.26622169

>>26622101
At this point if the reddit newfags are helping me make money I could care less. This site is dead anyway.

>> No.26622171

Limit buys on GME or AMC or just go in at market open?

>> No.26622176

>>26622018
I bought 2.5k$ worth of gme before ah closed just now. And I will buy 3.5k$ worth more tomorrow morning after open.

>> No.26622180

I hope SPCE will be next.

>> No.26622201

>>26622171
will dip @ open, buy now anyways

>> No.26622214

Hedgies are making this a much bigger deal than it is. This GME event pales in comparison to how much short sellers lost on Tesla

>> No.26622218

>>26621736
I love seeing Jews get their comeuppance.

>> No.26622224

Before you guys say GME is Chinese pump and dump or anything else, you weren't paying attention to today's trade volumes of individual trades. Before close and AH, all I were seeing were 50, 10, and even as low as 2 share trades (hopefully all buys). It really is retailtards driving market price, bros. WE ARE THE MARKET MAKERS.

>> No.26622226

>>26621682
I think he died. RIP

>> No.26622233

whats the consensus on BBBY. I threw 1k in today, watched it go up. mooned after hours

>> No.26622243

>>26622128
WAIT NO FUCK

>> No.26622244

>>26621736
WHAT does this MEAN

>> No.26622271

>>26622018
why on earth would you sell all of it you retard, that shit is meant to be held for YEARS. Learn how to fucking manage your assets and don't gamble all of it on a meme
cancel that order and sell 10k of it at most if you want to join the crowd

>> No.26622279

>>26622095
I went in on GHIV at 13.15 (the tippy top) and I went in 1200~ , down $250 at ~25% loss. Don't need the money immediately but I'm really not keen on becoming a six to nine month bag holder.

>> No.26622282

alright I'm a lurker
should I invest into GME right now, and if so should I use robinhood?

>> No.26622283
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26622283

BUY GME!!!
WE HAVE TO GET BACK AT THE JEWS FOR WHAT THEY’VE TAKEN FROM US!

>> No.26622284

>>26622171
Limit buys in case you don't wake up on time, but be there early.

>> No.26622289

>>26621730
TLT

>> No.26622294

>>26622224
take your meds kpopfag

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>>26621388
I bought at open yesterday like a retard, then I got bucked off like a panicking mask faggot at 4.25. I said fuck it and started buying at open this morning and bought more when I woke up this afternoon. I also bought PHUN yesterday at 1.27 (I swing it three times a week for lunch money) and it jumped over two while I was at work last night. Today, man, it was a fucking rush.

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>>26621298
Was it your fat fingers or are you just sperging out at your keyboard because you saw my name? If you are going to try to chirp me atleast do it correctly. It is OSMT :)

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>>26622051
Damn that's way more than me, I'm a yuropoor uni student so I only started with 1000$
I'm around 2500 now, really don't want to fuck this up so I'll just go sleep, night

>> No.26622314
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>>26621647
Well I’m convinced, time to FOMO all in

>> No.26622324

>>26621590
>>26621672
It went under the radar because jews, but BB recently struck a partnership with Baidu (chink google) and will power their EV tech forward, BB has good fundamentals, is moving into a new profitable market, and is getting partnerships and deals left and right, the only reason it hasn't taken off is because people associate BB with a boomer stock because they used to be a popular phone company back when. BB hasn't even begun to moon, but any activity this week and next will probably just be reddit niggers pumping, which is also the reason it got downgraded by (((analyst))) like they did PLTR I don't really care because I bought a bunch at 7.1 avg, and i'm going long, but I've been making a killing selling covered calls, I suggest you load up on calls now

>> No.26622328

>>26621809
this, I FOMO'd back in at $118. I felt dumb at the time, but I didn't have to wait long to be happy about it.

>> No.26622329

>>26620509
IM SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU BACK IN AUGUST COOMCAT. IM SORRYY

>> No.26622333

>>26622171
In case you haven't been here since Thursday, the general pattern has been thus:
>AH GME pumps a bit more
>continues to pump PM
>opens strong but then dumps suddenly, then closes higher than it opened
Not saying it'll happen that way, but that's literally been the pattern for 3-4 days running.

>> No.26622334

Anyone read Gregory Mannarino's new ebook?

>> No.26622350

>>26621419
What the fuck suka?

>> No.26622367

>>26620509
What's everyone's opinion on NOK? Do you think it can hit $10, and if so, when?

>> No.26622369

>>26622233
It's going to keep mooning. Also, if melvin goes down, it will force BBBY to squeeze as well.

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26622372

As a huezilian, how would I hypothetically buy a stock from the US?

>> No.26622375

>>26621912
How do you buy after hours?

>> No.26622383

>>26622233
No idea what's going on with them, bought a single share just for giggles during yesterday's dump and i'm still up like 20 fucking bucks, made me regret not going in seriously

>> No.26622416

>>26622224
me two shares at 90 on monday morning :^)

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>>26622233
throw it into your STACY/MILFS portfolio

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>Unironically are destroying the Jew
>inb4 plebbit

Why do we hate these guys again? Reddit tourists are fucking shameful and annoying, but the fact that these niggers are going to reap the Jews of money has me howling all the way from kingdom come. I praise you, WSB niggers, I’ll join you in taking down the Jew funds.

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26622443

>>26621876
i wish she would make me squirm

>> No.26622453

>>26622233
its heavy shorted and they're doing buybacks

>> No.26622459

>>26622372
Ay bby give me sum fuc

>> No.26622469

>>26622367
NOK is dead. Buy the opening dip of AMC and ride the moon.

>> No.26622479

>>26621965
Thanks, I will buy it asap then. Hopefully paper hands won't sell it for pennies

>> No.26622487
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I hope you bought BBBY and GME calls today anons

>> No.26622494

>>26620721
why hasn't XXII done shit???? I'd like to sell CC but the premium is lame so I'm just buying calls in hopes this shit does something.

>> No.26622499

BUY ROLLS ROYCE

>> No.26622501

>>26622324
will it be 22-25 by Friday?

>> No.26622507

>got into a market site in my country
>can't buy AMC actions
End me, i can buy NOK however, meme me into buying pls

>> No.26622515

>>26622294
The last trade size was literally 1 share before aftermarket close, faggot. And I'm not this kpopfag. Pretty sure he's long on oil stocks lmao

>> No.26622530

>>26620577
Pics or it didn’t happen, dumbass

>>26620736
You shorted GME, didn’t you?

>>26621381
FFUUU-

>>26621882
>theoretically unlimited

>> No.26622529

>>26622367
It's a long term investment that will pay off in about a year bigly but don't go in it expecting instant GME money, you'll be disappointed

>> No.26622535

>https://twitter.com/michaeljburry/status/1354236890237390851

>https://twitter.com/michaeljburry/status/1354236890237390851


>https://twitter.com/michaeljburry/status/1354236890237390851


>https://twitter.com/michaeljburry/status/1354236890237390851


BURRY DUMPING GME

>> No.26622537

>>26621420
check out 'investing for growth' by terry smith and look up his fund, Fundsmith, he's the new peter lynch

>> No.26622538

>>26622431
>WSB
>taking down the jews
It's not as if we had a certain green colored cat back in late july/early august telling us about gme. Go back to wsb you dirty fucking bag holder

>> No.26622542

>>26622431
/smg/ did gme, not redd!t. You can check the message volume logs: everytime there's a spike redd!t-side, there was a spike days before /smg/-side.
Don't tell SEC though, it's better for everyone if they keep believing it's redd!t.

>> No.26622543

>>26622431
/r/wallstreetbets is a 4chan colony. The description of the subreddit is "If 4chan found a bloomberg terminal."

>> No.26622545

TR is $42 lol

>> No.26622550

>>26621591
Dealing with deliveries is a fucking nightmare, and I'm glad I don't do it anymore. Have they always been like that?

>> No.26622564

>>26622367
Eventually. Buy and forget about it

>> No.26622573

>>26622289
This. Let the retards watch AMC when bonds are about to tell all

>> No.26622576

>>26622375
let me guess, robinhood?

>> No.26622578

>>26622431
i like their work, but water doesnt mix with oil.

>> No.26622579

>>26622271
i didn't sell it to purchase gme, anon. i sold it bc the market is way too volatile rn and i'm legitimately concerned it will crash. you're not supposed to play with money you plan on spending within a year anyway and i need that shit for a deposit on a house..
i still have around 10k invested in other stocks and like i said i want to invest 2k in gme or amc or another shorted stock..but idk how to split that... i also have around $8k in checking that i could invest in one of the meme stocks too

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>>26622459
How sad it is that my first thought was "how much"?

>> No.26622591

We're still talking about GME? Why is everyone still on about it even though the train for it has passed. Like unless someone was ballsy enough to take a loan and hope they somehow double it in one day I don't think it's going to spiral that high.

>> No.26622599
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26622599

Thoughts?

>> No.26622612

>>26622244
Bankruptcy.

>> No.26622613
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>> No.26622622

>>26622314
I mean maybe dont literally all in but ANYTHING YOU DO BUY HELPS DESTROY DER JUDE

>> No.26622623

>>26622507
get ibkr, dumb frog.

>> No.26622624

GOYS

I Just bought $5k of GME with my student loan money @ $205 in the after hours

Am I a fucking nutcase for taking the other $5k of my loans and buying at open tomorrow?

I'm a retard if I sell before Thursday, right? Der Juden has a contract for this Friday, no?

>> No.26622634

>>26622535

Citron shills on suicide watch

>> No.26622635

>>26622507
If you're not a paper hands faggot NOK will be amazing in about a year. Don't go in it expecting it to moon within a month though

>> No.26622637

>>26622417
I ask my ex all the time what toys / gadgets / makeup she was interested in and then buy the stocks of the companies she mentioned. made some nice money doing that.

She also made some killer latkes

>> No.26622644

>>26620509

any chance for GME will dip tommorow? Or shall i buy immediately at open?

>> No.26622653

>>26622494
Market is waiting to get closer to its earnings. The real moon mission for XXII will be if cannabis is legalized

>>26622499
I’m rooting for you RYCY Chad but I’m not buying in again until it hits 2$

>> No.26622655

>>26622453
Wonder what would happen if BBBY announced buybacks on Wednesday or Thursday

>> No.26622658

>>26622487
I don't even know how those work and I feel like I'm missing out on bigger money here

>> No.26622675

ATOS and CRBP both up after-hours. Something's brewing up again. ATOS frankly I'm just gonna not look at for a day or two and see it above $4 eow. CRBP on the other hand......lol.....that market close volatility spike just tells you all you need to know about how institutions are loading up on this shit

>> No.26622685

BAKING

>> No.26622691

>>26622624
yes,

>> No.26622697

>>26622599
>wsb was able to pump blockbuster 1300% as a joke
you guys are pathetic

>> No.26622708

>>26622644
yeah just buy at the open whatever the price

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>>26622312
gn yuropoor uni student anon

>> No.26622726

>>26621590
Long term moon. Has enterprise connects with amazon for self-driving cars, bought by chinks right when US is controlled by Xiden. But last week even board members dumped because it rose so fast

>> No.26622728

>>26622599
i love me some penny stonks

>> No.26622729

>>26622584
Extremely bad. Yet again idk how it is to live in a shithole like brazil so I can't really judge

>> No.26622733

>>26622624
>not buying the market open dip
ngmi

>> No.26622735

>>26622576
Schwab.

>> No.26622741

>>26622535
SELL NIGGA I DONT WANT THE SMG HOMIES TO LOSE THEIR MAKE IT GAINZ!!!

>> No.26622752

>>26622431
reddit is not doing this. it's a hedgefund raping another hedgefund, and reddit/retail is grabbing on the coattails for the ride
reddit is taking credit and will be scapegoated. biz will escape under the radar

>> No.26622757

>>26622624
Do NOT sell before market open on Monday

>> No.26622765

>>26622591
GME hasn't even started. It's still shorted to the tits, and the main shorters have literally doubled down. In fact, they're so scared they started running fake stories and defaming actual celebrity investors like michael burry, and they're even threatening legal actions.

>> No.26622807

>>26620673
welp, fuck me for selling my 1/22 10C for a mere 100% profit.

>> No.26622809

>>26622535
Uh-oh, I hope people doesn't overreact to this before open tomorrow

>> No.26622811

>>26622324
>I've been making a killing selling covered calls

I bought the stock today just to do this. These premiums are bonkers.

>> No.26622814

>>26622535
thats not actually burry you sucker

>> No.26622819

>>26622624
Go back to /pol/ you dumb newfag zoomer

>> No.26622826

>>26622752
this guy gets it

>> No.26622831

>>26622538
>>26622542
Aye that is very true, but we are few and spread thinly, there is no proper force to pump specific assets, it’s just shitposting and name calling, which I prefer, but I also enjoy what I’m seeing right before my eyes.

>> No.26622833

>>26622328
>but I didn't have to wait long to be happy about it
No kidding, it's been nearly 2x day-over-day since Friday now

>> No.26622861

>>26622095
Thank you, shill

>> No.26622862

>>26622501
If we keep this momentum yeah obv, although I would expect a pullback soonish aswell, either way you'll make money with calls a month out playing the volatility it's picking up

>> No.26622866

>>26622675
You think a $2 entry price is too high?

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I'm selling some ETH to buys some GME. You fuckers better be right.

>> No.26622881

100 on GME now or wait for morning dip?

>> No.26622890

NEW

>>26622855
>>26622855
>>26622855

>> No.26622896

>>26622128
it will for those of us holding to bbby nok and other forced memes

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>>26622752
>biz will espadrilles under the radar

>> No.26622899

>>26622453
Will the stock premepitvely mooning make them less likely to buy back tho

>> No.26622935

>>26622831
Being the puppeteer is always the best position. Jews don't mine gold, but they sure do wear a lot.

>> No.26622944

>>26621331
Holy fuck, if you don't know the answer to that question you shouldn't be fucking with options.

>> No.26622948

>>26622535
IT'S A FAAAKE

>> No.26622952

>>26622417
KISS.
Keep it simple stupid.

>> No.26622969

>>26622735
Assuming you arent using streetsmartedge, under TRADE at the top click extended hours trading

>> No.26622981

>>26621716
Tesla has like +50billion in revnue and ir co rinually grows like a morherfucker. If anythings it undervalued.

>> No.26622983

>>26621812
When trading normally it's best to wait until 2pm to see what the bots do. But if you went gme better get there early. Gonna moon at least until monday morning.

>> No.26623125

>>26622535
False and also homosexual

>> No.26623144

>>26622866
For CRBP? Fuck no. CRBP has a nice gap to fill all the way to $9 but is minimum hitting $5 based on the dollar cost average for institutions. The fact that CRBP is $2 right now is a gift given to you by the giant sell wall at $2.26 and $2.06 which was used today to keep the price down (as well as retail sell offs).

Buy CRBP, like load up on it as much as you can. Opportunities like this are hard to scope out.

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>>26621091
No, it will be beautiful. Not because I'm rooting agaunst them, I'm glad people are making money. But whenever GME dipped today, every other stock on the market dipped. When this is over, everything is coming down. It will be glorious.

>> No.26623195

Explain to me how people saw these "shorts". How do we know they are real?

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>>26620681
HMMM

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>>26621092
Anon I saw your post in the pmg thread few weeks ago when you were shilling CNC. You called the bottom on the 22. What kind of sorcery do you possess lmao. I'm up 20% with you. How long to hold? Just past the PEA?

>> No.26623354

I want to join in the fun but don't know shit about stocks, should I sit this one out?

>> No.26623356

>>26622881
What are you gonna do, buy fractionals?

>> No.26623396

>>26620806
thank you Pepe.

>> No.26623530

>>26622814
>>26622948
>>26623125
It's actually burry retards, he doesnt have a bluecheck because he isnt a faggot

>> No.26623603

>>26621420
its a great book, but you literally can't apply its principles during an euphoria rush like this. Use it when the market has crashed, make retarded bets when the market is in full on retard mode.