/biz/ - Business & Finance

nice larp. position or ban.

>>26607984
Now I actually sort of want to buy in. No boomer hedge faggot is going to tell me what I can't buy because he believes he has a sacred right to crash a company to zero using extreme leverage.

Btw, i hope the actual small time millionaires invested in this hedge fund are super thrilled about losing 100% of their principle so some fat can try to win a dick measuring contest with the internet.

>>26607984
LOL
fuck off kike

Mods, ban this nigger spammer.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I think it's starting to sink in.

>>26607984
This post is complete bait, just for those of you wondering. I think they are saying shit like this to pump GME.

>hey anon buy this stock i think you'll do well
>ok :)
>YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR MANIPULATING THE MARKET
basado enchilado

ITS AFRAID

>>26607984
Why can't I buy a stock that elon musk tweeted?

>>26609178
fuck I need to check my boomer etfs in my 401k and HSA, i'm sure they are fucking me over by doing stupid shit like this

>>26607984
I'm not american, glowniggers have no power where I live haha

>>26607984
lol, hoes mad.

>>26607984
Literally nobody is intimidated by your faggy larp you nigger jew.

>>26607984
The /biz/ seals pasta

>>26607984
EAT SHIT

>>26610388
Baste

>>26607984
>each and every one of you will be issued a subpoena
realistically impossible. tracing everyones IP and issuing each and everyone a subpoena would literally cause more chaos than whats about to ensue on friday kek

BB and NOK are legitimate value plays with a lot of short interest from hedge fund assholes.

>>26607984
i take it you shorted or something? ..... is this like that thing that happened with chain link where some scummy business guy tried to fud it so he could short it, but then all the community got together to pump it to liquidate the fudder scum? .... why is this bad? isnt the people killing a stock to make money off shorting it the bad guys instead? ..... or perhaps it is gray and both sides are as bad as each other?

>>26607984
Ask me how much I care. go ahead, ask.

>>26607984

seethe goy

>>26607984
melvin hey, tell your wife ill give her a home after you lose yours, i dont want her homeless

Cowards will get nothing!

>>26607984
lol bank kikes are fucking TERRIFIED

What are we running this up to? 500? 1k?

So what's it like working at Melvin Capital right now?

>>26612062
It's over 200 after market, the blood is in the water and even Elon Musk is on board, it's going to be bigger than Covid.
1k is not a meme.

>>26607984
So is it too late to get in on this?

>>26607984
haha imagine jews getting this mad over getting jewed.

>>26612665
Unless you already have a stock account your fucked, it takes about 3 days, if you can buy, buy that shit. No it won't be a moon shot, but gains is gains.
Good luck.

>>26607984
What is a GameStop? We trade crypto here.

>>26607984
kike faggot is policing other kike faggots
so cute

>>26607984
>MUUUH MARKET MANIPULATION
Are you fucking retarded? 95% of us don't even buy stocks, we just larp as investors.
The other 5% is too poor to afford more than 200 bucks.
STFU kike

Didn't read, not selling

>>26607984
No, they are not.

>>26609178
You are being threatened by a jew, it does not matter however. Whatever he threatens with, he was going to do anyway.

>>26607984

>>26607984
Not American, get fucked.

LOL

>>26607984
shoo shoo

>>26609178
i am buying 1 share tomorrow just for the lulz

>>26607984
sadly i didnt buy into gme but damn, if those institutions cant afford to lose all that money maybe they shouldnt be gambling it all...

>>26613190
I have robinhood and with gold I can put 5 grand in there instantly. But here's how I see this going.

Tomorrow morning EVERYONE is gonna sell and the price will drop down to 100 by noon. If it stabilizes at around 100 and doesn't just dump all the way down to 5, I'll buy and hold till Monday. I doubt it'll stabilize though.

>>26607984
You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

>>26614056
>People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result.
Can't afford a home or a mortgage and have minor investments, let it all blow up.

>>26607984
Purchasing more calls morrow morning 220-300$ spread, which forces MM to buy shares to cover.
Hedge funds not hedging should go under and loose everything.

Average schmuck is doing the commie dream of eating the rich. 11.5 Billie fund is gonna go tits up cos they cuts costs and didn't hire a single risk manager.

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>>26607984
prove it.

>>26607984
I just like the stock, bro.

>>26607984
>1pbtd
low quality you nigger

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>>26613782
You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

>>26609520
this,.

THIS SALTY LATE FAG CAN LICK MY SHID ENCRUSTED AYYNUS

>>26615590
You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

>>26615590
OH NOOOO! NOT THE HECKIN INSTITUTIONERINOS! NOT THE GOSHDARN HEDGE FUNDERINIES!

>>26611622
do you care jim?

>>26607984
the federal government fears me more than i fear them.

>>26615590
Still not American, get fucked.

LOL

>>26607984
Come and take it you fucking loser

>>26607984
never seen a bull signal like this before
I'm putting in $30k tomorrow on open

perish, boomer

>>26614056
I'm a lawyer already. Can't wait to have them pay my legal bills and case for malicious prosecution. Nice pasta tho.

>>26607984
you're being paid actual money to scare people into dumping

suck my asshole

>>26615590
pasta this new shouldnt taste this good!

what's the best option for UK bros to buy?

>>26607984
We'll be able to afford lawyers

>>26607984
That's unironically not market manipulation.
What the Market Makers is.

I AM THE BONE OF MY STOCK
SHARES ARE MY BODY, AND DIVIDENDS ARE MY BLOOD
I HAVE PURCHASED OVER ONE THOUSAND SHARES
UNKNOWN TO SEC
NOR KNOWN TO THE IRS
HAVE WITH WITHSTOOD LOSS TO PURCHASE MANY SHARES
YET THOSE HANDS WILL NEVER HOLD FIAT

SO AS I PRAY UNLIMITED STONKWORKS

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>>26607984
They control us with fear! Be brave and don't sell.

is 212 or etoro better for UK bros?

>>26607984
try get me jailed in my shithole country, I am behind seven proxies and courts in this shithole literally don't work ahahahaha

15 fold since I went all in GME, should've lived past 6 months off instant ramen so I could buy your sorry ass

You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

>>26607984

also liquidating my tsla and bb tomorrow at open to get into sweet squeeze when it happens.

>>26607984
Shitposting aside, there's nothing illegal about buying, but organizing something like this is definitely illegal.

>>26612700
They don't like it when others do to them that they have been doing to others for decades.

>>26617461
You're right.
We should chop our foreskins off and create a hedge fund, THEN it would be legal.

>>26617461
>but organizing something like this is definitely illegal.
how the fuck is this organizing? It's people posting to public forums and laughing at a meme. Nothing is being coordinated.

>>26607984
KWAB

I get the feeling the SEC is going to fuck all individual investment accounts after this is all said and done.

>>26607984
>the fed is gonna arrest several hundred thousand autists including the richest man in the world for meming funny game stonk to own the jews

Imagine being this retarded.

>>26607984
Cool, I'm going to buy more tomorrow. My RL friend said it was a hot stock.

>>26615590
Not American, i will either get everything or have nothing not selling until Melvin goes under.

Only people going under will be Melvin for doing illegal naked short selling.

>>26607984
niggertoungemyanus
fucking kike

>>26607984
Add me to the list faggot.

>>26609665
you aren't trading anonymously, lol. enjoy being investigated

>Well, let me get this straight, you think that crashing the whole ZOG economy with no survivors is funny?
>I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not.

>>26618912
Investigate the underside of my sack. I'm a dangerous man with $378,000 to burn.

>>26607984
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

IMAGINE HOW BTFO THIS GUYS SHORT POSITION IS RIGHT NOW

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>26618422
Non meme work in FIU (not usa0 with market manipulations. GME situation has nothing, it can be investigated due to pressure but that's it, too many players. Pump and dump theory looses even more the moment there is no dumpers, and that's the worst position for fundies. The highest chance is Melvin CEO, board getting fucked for reckless, insufficient risk management.

LMAO
They cant put all of us in prison, there isnt enough room.

>>26610388
Based

>>26618912
I'm not American, enjoy fucking off.

Someone spoonfeed me! Do you have to use your real details when signing up for etoro?

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>>26619016
Oy vey

I put in an order tp buy if it falls to $100 tomorrow. Figure thats a night on the the town and im just in it for the funposting.

>>26619016
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE lmao this is too much fun

>>26607984
God. Imagine someone used /biz/ posts in a court case.
> "Yes, you said nigger 24x times, kike 50x times. Would you like to explain?"
You're gonna look autistic as fuck lmfao.

>>26610388
and most importantly
FUCK NIGGERS

Let the HODLOMOR II begin!!

Here's the basic min/max of it:
>Gamestop fucked by pandemic, stores close, shares tank
>Huge investment entities like Melvin Capital, smell blood in the water. They can artificially drive down Gamestop's market value by shorting it's stocks (learn about shorts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EUbJcGoYQ4&feature=emb_logo)) [Embed]
>Melvin Capital and others are SO confident in Gamestop's demise, they short the stocks over 100%
>Things going according to plan to artificially devalue Gamestop until
>Unemployed NEETs with nothing better to do during covid find out about this >100% short
>Promising news of new CEO, with proven track-record of ecommerce business, all signs indicate Gamestop will not be going bankrupt
>Realize if companies shorting Gamestop can't buy all stocks they shorted, the interest on their borrowed money will increase
>Nerds straight YOLO'ing hundreds of thousands into Gamestop stock
>Hedge markets flipping the fuck out everybody found their gamble, and can bleed them for money by just not selling stock
>Just within this week Melvin Capital got injected with 2.7BIL by Citadel Capital to keep them afloat, and there's no telling how wide and deep this short goes

>>26620417
Whats there to explain? Thats not a crime nor evidence of a crime

>>26620633
>Thats not a crime nor evidence of a crime
It's meant to make you look autistic to a jury.

>>26620809
Not an argument in a court of law

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>>26614056
Nice proxies faggot!

>>26620809
>your honor, we submit the people's article 11a: an electronic transcript of the defendants mean comments on the internet
>As you can see he used racist language flagrantly, with a particular ire for the Jewish people.
>The people consider this an act of financial Nazism

I can't buy on etoro. Do I have to wait until market open? Literally only ever owned crypto.

>>26607984
(You)

The fantasy posts about shitcoins mooning is bizarre enough but hedge fund fanboys having a wet dream over thinking tens of thousands of people getting their individual day in court in the COVID era in front of a jury having their exact 4chan posts read out loud and having to defend using the word kike and nigger is probably the saddest thing I've ever read. I weep for how empty their lives are.

>>26607984
Good. We AMC Chads will inherit the Earth.

>>26621528

yeah. currently the after-market price is like 216, though etoro is showing 147. I've put a buy order in at 151, I'll keep an eye on it when the nasdaq starts trading again at 9:30 NYC time.

>>26607984
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA Can I just download Robinhood and buy some shares before friday? I'm from Brazil tough.

>>26621401
>I submit to you - ladies and gentlemen of the jury - that this isn't just securities fraud, it's a hate crime.

>>26607984
Thank you, buying a couple more shares.

>>26618912
>you aren't trading anonymously, lol. enjoy being investigated
Look at the trading volume dumbass. Are they going to send millions of people to prison because they bought a stock?

sorry for being a retard but this is my understanding on this whole situation
>karma farmer on reddit has a bunch of gamestop shares
>wants to get rid of them fast
>knows they gamestop is being shorted
>memes on reddit for everyone to buy stocks cause the price can only go upwards
>he cashes out as everyone is on the hype buy train
>nothing else actually matters to him cause his goal is complete and everything else is just people jumping in on the hype he created

>>26623670
1/5th of the entire picture fren not to say it’s not a relevant 5th

>>26623670
im buying more because of this post