/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26615433
>Why the fuck are you not buying?
im broke, you fucking faggot

I have calls that are up a fuckton. Should I just sell them all and buy shares or wait till Friday to sell my calls?

>>26615553
How much are you up if you don’t mind me asking

>>26615553
Sell while there are still buyers. Buy stock to stick it to the people of a certain religious faith that have bitten off more than they can chew.

>>26615628
About 300 and 400 % on 1/29 and 2/5 calls

Someone elsewhere mentioned you need to have a round (i.e. 5.0) number of shares in order for Robinhood limit sells to happen. Is that true?

>hesitated to buy in at $80, waited for the dip
>hesitated to buy in at $100, waited for the dip
>hesitated to buy in at $120, waited for the dip
>the price is now over $200
I’m fucking retarded

>>26615673
>>26615673
t. Melvin

Hold the fucking line faggots

>>26615913
You are but the squeeze isn't over. You will be brain dead once it reaches 1000 and you still have not bought.

>>26615913
I woke up this morning. It was at 86. I said to myself, I'll wait until it hits 85 because I like the number
It went to 90. I saw the previous dips of the day, I said to myself, of it'll fall.
It went to 100, I told myself it's hysteria.
I bought at 140.
I learned a valuable lesson.

>>26615433
I actually sold everything at 73 yesterday, but I pulled the gun away from my temple overnight and bought back in. This was the lowest price right before the rise, 10:15, it doesn't even show up on the RH chart. I was setting a limit order for 85 and it dropped as I entered it, pure luck.

>>26615433
If I buy, When should I sell? Friday before close or Monday?

>>26616203
Wait for the squeeze, probably Monday but maybe not.

>>26616203
Never, possibly 4-5 future lives from now

>>26616203
Hold. Watch it like a hawk.

That is the only advice I can tell you.

In a perfect world, every autist would hold until the price went beyond 1k to 2k to 5k to even 10k. But you and I both know people will exit whenever they decide they've had enough.

That's the beauty of the situation tho. For once the big boys are at our mercy. 99.9% of the time they own us.

Just know this: when you sell, you are giving them a lower price than they would have had if you and everyone else just held.

>>26616444
Thank you for the clear answer. Do you see this dipping tomorrow at open or do you think it will pick up where AH left off? I want to buy in a little lower

Is it worth it to throw $1000 or $2000 at it?

It's been going about $100 up a day during 10am or so, if I threw $1000 at it now, we can estimate a $350-500 a share and end of week, which would be $1-2k profit, $2-4k if I invest $2000

Which sounds good but I'm worried it might dip because people lose steam/money and can't keep up with the doubling down shorters...

I know I should have bought last week, but I assumed it was too good to be true

>>26616955
idk lol

>>26617034
jesus fuck it's over 220 now,

>>26616955
dont fomo, its a doom stack we ride to the grave.

>>26616444
>>26616955
Nothing personnal, I understand there's a lot of redditor here because of the GME hype but please abandon the reddit double spacing. This is pathetic.

>>26616780
Who the fuck knows after today. Just insane. The VW squeeze of 2008(?) brought the stock up to over 900 dollars a share. This is like that situation only worse and even more unprecedented.

Totally uncharted waters. Just know, that if you are holding stocks of GME, there are a finite amount of those stocks, and the kikes gambled with more shares than actually exist and so they're desperate to sell right now.

There are not enough shares in existence to cover their losses. All they can do is minimize the damage by purchasing shares at as low a price as possible.

If you deny them this right by not selling your shares, the price is going to go up astronomically. That's what is happening and what will continue to happen until people start selling.

>>26615433
I love gamestop. Can someone explain how the set limit works? My understanding is for the love of gamestop you do not manually sell friday?

The big payday is on Monday if everyone holds until then. The most important thing is to keep everyone's confidence as high as possible until then. That's the only way to make it.

>just got into investing, have no idea what im doing - just trying to buy and hold random stuff I like
>thought about putting like $30 a few weeks ago into GME
>wife ditched me and took the kid legit at the same time
>missed out on a lucky gut investment because i got carried away with drama
>have a used toyota and about $400 left to my name (for now anyway)
>have no real work lined up, pulling some side cash with food delivery while i gather my options
so what's stopping me from putting it all into AMC and/or NOK? I really don't see what there is to lose. I'm pretty sure if I tell my landlord/roommate he'll think about kicking me out. I already put $30 towards an AMC order because why not, I trust internet strangers.

i heard that they will go for some stop loss hunting so its in your interest to take that out

>>26615913
I just went in like a chad at open, the theory laid out in these threads seemed to really check out, I'm still not sure about waiting for 1k though, probably gonna bail earlier

>>26617198
it's easier to read, that's all.

>tfw autistic 29 year old loser
>sit here upset about not buying a bunch of GME since I have a ton of disposable income
>realize that making a lot of money on GME wouldn't even make me happy because my misery is caused my social retardation and even millions of dollars wouldn't make me happy
Anyone know this feel

>Have never invested
>Been depressed for a few months now, started buying a few lotto tickets from time to time because its not like I'm gonna make it big any other way
>Hear about this GME thing a few days ago
>Finally give it some thought, might as well join in just for fun, I can spare $300. Probably better chance of getting something in return than the lotto.
>Open up an eToro account

>Turns out it can take several days to verify and I can't trade in the meantime.

How bad did I fuck up?

bought 4k in june,
im riding this all the way to friday
not even gonna open the app
into the oven

>>26616444
i feel like people like you are just abusing the spiteful sense of justice 4channers have to buffer your sell window.

>>26615433
I wanted to put in 5k but i my fund wont go full till monday.

Not bad i just made a weeks worth of pay in two hours.

>>26617714
I don't know, but I think I could be pretty happy with 10 million.
Buy a nice house, nothing fancy but with plenty of room, invest the rest in either property for rent or in a safe index. Then I could maybe quit my job, enjoy simple hobbies like carpentry, and live off rent and/or freelance work from time to time. Or settle for an easy job to cover basic expenses, and I wouldn't have to worry about a retirement fund, etc.

>>26615846
Yes. Limit only works on whole shares.

>>26618036
All gain is good anon, good work.

Retard here just bought $20 worth of stocks if it hits 1000 what would be my return?

Is it going to dip tomorrow? Should I buy in the morning or now?

>>26617772
proof or gtfo

>>26615433
I'm gonna buy tomorrow desu

>>26615433
And they didn't know it yet. Someone had to teach them a lesson that from now on, they need to carefully think which companies they ruin and which jobs they want to destroy.

They will NEVER be safe again. WSB and BIZ changed the game.

We are the captains now, if we hold together and move like a unit. No retreat, no surrender.

Greetings from Germany. Let's get this thing going. Just bought 2K more.

>>26617949
If you want to make obvious money in the stock market, this is the play of the week. I'm just letting my fellow anons know.

Everyone here shilled link years ago. I bought, I made money. Then covid ruined all the markets, I bought BTC at the bottom, held, and made money. Then you guys shilled PRQ and rubric, I bought, and I made money. Now I'm doing the same thing you faggots have always done for me: telling you to not miss out and giving you the best advice I can give to you.

Buy or don't. I don't give a shit.

I bought at $41 and sold at $66.
I feel physically sick now

>>26615433
>this week
I bought it back in October kek

>>26618390
$68 profit if you bought in at $225.

>>26618390
you'll double your money.

I'm selling at open this literally gets me a free beast gaming laptop lmao

>>26618550
I like you. You get it.

>>26618715
Thanks

>>26618036
>I wanted to put in 5k but i my fund wont go full till monday.
Yeah Robinhood is cucking me hard with this shit

Is this a sure thing. What are the chances they somehow weasle their way out of it?

WRITE "JAWOHL" IF YOU ARE A MONDSOLDAT AND BOUGHT GME.

WRITE "ICH WERDE GME KAUFEN" IF YOU WILL BECOME A MONDSOLDAT TOMORROW!

If not, stay silent like the little wimpy loser which you are in this case.

>>26618648
Anon this shit is exploding right now, buy tomorrow at market open it's not even close to done. I've already dumped all the money I had in Robinhood into it and won't be able to transfer anymore until after the ride ends.

>>26617739
Etoro is quite fast but the price will be high by tomorrow. Still, profit is profit.

>>26618648
>I feel physically sick now
Good.

Only the strong will survive.

I'm super comfy, drinking my Mond-Kaffee and watch GME go to the stars.

>>26618796
faggot. you remind of the retards who sold their uni airdrop for a ps5 and now that airdrop is worth over 5k. don't be a faggot

>>26615913
>bought few at 74
>bought more at 80
>bought more at 90
>was about to go almost all in at 120 but i just bought a little more

>>26615433
I am not a degenerate gambler.

\>>26618820
>What are the chances they somehow weasle their way out of it?

>what are the chances jews offload their poor financial decisions onto the goyim

around 100%.

Why is my margin maintenance in increasing when I didn't even use more

>>26615433
Glad I invested around $96

(((Melvin Capital))) was given $2.7 billion to try and save this shit show. Problem is million of goys are going to keep buying. Except $2.7 billion to quickly be added to GSE market cap tomorrow.

>>26615433
i'd buy but i'm stuck at fucking krautland and even if i'm going through the hurdle of setting up the trade taxes would fuck me in the ass

How will this play out on Friday when shorters have to cover 100% of the market?
I know they are "legally obliged" to buy all stocks but does it mean that
>you can literally put a sell limit of 1M USD per share and it would get executed
?

>>26617278

Exactly this. If only people could hold off until it hits 100k , but it won't happen.

>>26619215
Etoro is available for Euros

>>26619091
So what do you invest in? Post your totally not gambling portfolio.

>>26619252
according to the law, yes

Do you guys think there will be a dip immediately at market open, or around an hour after it opens? Im guessing some people will fold immediately and sell off

This whole thing is bs. It's institutions buying and not redditors. Prepare to be burned in the greatest pump and dump scheme lmaoo

>>26619392

But... realistically.. what ceiling we talking here? 5k per share?

>>26619419
Adding another question. Could I just set autobuy to $195 so I don't need to wake up early and manually buy the stock?

>>26615433
Blah blah blah blah blah blah OP is a nigger; poast ur gains faggot

>>26619513
you're unironically a shill. they have no way out except reddit/4chan selling en masse. interesting. shilling here is easy but on reddit you would get downvote stormed and no one would see it.

Is it fine to use Trading 212?

>>26618831
>ICH WERDE GME KAUFEN
I'M GOING IN, /BIZ/

>>26615433
What kind of trading apk are you using?
My friend ask this?

>>26619589
Limit order.

AMC up 3.25 after hours. tomorrow it's gonna happen, right?

>>26618805
You’re fucked

I can spare $50. What do I do?

>>26619674
No? Youre being absolutely delusional. Go on buy more your 100 dollar investment will surely turn to 5m a share

>>26619891
AMC

>>26619839
What should I set it to?

>>26619804
robinhood

WHAT DO I DO I'M NEW?! I see the value in buying stocks, but could I make better gains if I buy calls instead? Would really appreciate if someone could explains the profits I could make if I dump $1500 in GME stocks versus calls.

>>26619915
So I just buy it and wait? That’s it? Sorry I’m a complete newbie to all this.

>>26620197
Read investopedia

>>26620021
well if you're betting that its gonna drop to 195 then that?

>>26618550
I hope your plan works. Fuck the market.

>>26616444
checked.

Anons, If you sell now, you are selling your bags back to the hedgefund. You are dumping your bags on other anons. If you hold true for the week, we can dump our bags on the hedgefunds.

Got in late today at $125/share. I don't even like computer games. (Except for the game "Lemmings". Actually, stock trading online now IS a fun computer game.)

Anyway, what moved me was the fact that the short-sellers have a "short interest" that is STILL far more than the easily tradable shares outstanding. I don't see how they can cover their shorts without buying more, high, at a tremendous loss (to themselves). To "stop this madness", the shorts surely will have to "man up" and cover at some point. I can't see at what price it will top out. It could be at over $1,000/share unless there is a tital trading halt, government intervantion, or massive counterparty failures. The call options just enhance it.

The "after-market" late trading is reported now at $221.90/share. I don't know how significant after-market prices are.

So the shorts are due on Friday and this is when the big pump should happen? Monday is the day everyone will start dumping, right?

Is it better to buy in after hours right now or wait until open when it dips a bit??

how long do the bank transfers take on robinhood?

>>26620534
Ideally for damage to the hedge funds, yeah. In reality though, I doubt even without market manipulation and halting of trades that it will hold this long.

Been holding since $60. Was fired from my job, then went from starting this entire stock stuff with $16, to $300. Put that $300 into GME at $45, went to $150. Cashed out, got around $500, bought back in at $60, and now I have around $1500+. This stock stuff is nice.

>>26618648
>26618648
ay bro i bought in at 15 and sold at 50 if it makes u feel better

Does anyone here happen to know whether Elon Musk is currently long GME? He really has hated short-sellers, he has deep pockets, and he made one potentially favorable Reddit.

I would not expect him to care about making money on this --- rather that he would savor the Schadenfreude of demolishing Wall Street's standard short sellers whom he despises. Hey, he did it with TSLA, why not more with GME?

>>26620891
Just don't forget to set some aside to bribe the taxman.

Just set up robinhood why the fuck does this shit take THREE GODDAMN DAYS TO GET MY SHEKELS TRANSFERRED AAAAAA.
It's over for me Bros I'm not gonna make it.
>t. filthy tourist

>>26621117
Excellent use of Schadenfreude

>>26620534
>Monday is the day everyone will start dumping, right?

Don't dump at a certain time, go by the share price. Don't dump below 1,000? Must make the shorts understand that "life is not to be lived for pleasure alone".

>>26621117
he's hoping we all go out and buy teslas with all the money GME will make us.

>>26621435
money transfers under $1k are instant
I wanted to practice for the big day tomorrow and buy one AMC and it's letting me do it instantly

>>26617636
its going to go to 1000 if you hold and stop giving a fuck for one moment in your life you pussy, lets fucking GO

>>26621117
bro theres a reason he tweeted after market close and linked to WSB LOL, hes in and were all going to 1000$ unironically

>>26615433
>tfw sold off 5 minutes before elon's tweet to protect day's gainz against a morning dip
seriously though, should i just end it?

>>26615433
Should I sell $1000 in LINK or ETH to buy GME?

>>26623278
yes lmao he tweeted AH for a reason, he bought late afternoon too

>>26616444
bro it's just fucking gamestop how high can it go

>>26615433
My robinhood application won't go through

>>26615553
sell them you faggot, seriously dont be greedy take your already massive profits

>>26616203
>>26616444

why not just set a limit sell of 1000 on Friday morning?

>>26623410
fuck off SEC fag

>>26615433
I fucking sold at 11 today because I thought it was going down and didn't buy back until after hours. I lost over half of my stock.

>>26615913
i'm too scared to touch it at these levels

>>26623600
i know that feel bro:
>>26623278

>>26615433
>Set a stop loss
If you are using robinhood be careful, they sell their data to the hedges we are trying to fuck, it would be better to just hold it, and manually sell when it superpikes. IT is worth it to by hyper vigilant right now if you want to make bank.

>>26615433
It's at like $210 per share, should I put in a buy order for a few or wait for a potential dip when the markets open?

Do I sell 10k link for gme

Wishing I did but I don't trust that some fuckery won't happen. Shame I knew about it a while ago just didn't trust it like I do holding my link

>>26623410
Hedgie detected

>>26623286
save your eth

>>26623797
>>26623563
dumbasses. its insanity not to sell your calls and put the money into shares at this point.

I would but i've never bought a stock in my life and I assume it takes like 4 days or something for Robincock to process my info and let me pay

>>26615433
how to put sell at 1k/s on fidelity plz advise

>>26619317
How do I set a sell limit on etoro?

>>26623890
literally takes seconds

>>26623890
Depends how much they hate you.
I took me like a week, but most people get approved instantly

>>26623890
Just get robinhood man, now is the fucking time. Buy at whatever it is and hodl

>>26616165
almost say time

>>26615433
>Bought some shares at 200
>sold at 220 a few minutes later cause it was topping
>profits into AMC
>already up 60%

We AMC now boys!

why aren't other jews dogpiling onto it if its free money

Can someone from Peru or any other third world shit also use Etoro or any other app too buy or am I cucked to just watch.

>>26624282
Hi hedgie.

>>26624282
Get fucked Melvin

>>26619164
They do that when stocks get hot like this, margin is almost always higher after hours case of risk but especially when a stock gets hot like this.

>>26624375
they are. blackrock was revealed today to be big in GME

>>26615433
What company is this? I'm a new fag looking to invest some.

based wsb turned my 1k into 2.2k in 1 day. Throwing another 1k in tomorrow, Chamath and Elon are in, Blackrock is in, this shit is going to the moon boys.

I bought one share Monday during pre market for $102 and sold it today after hours for $238. But now I wish I would have held on to because this thing might actually go to $1000 lol and I want to see the hedge funds lose more billions

>>26617359
Fuck that shit, I'm selling on Thursday. I'm not pink wojaking my future away.

>>26624172
We are brothers to the end, you and I.

>>26624723
market opening will have a dip, normalfags that bought in today are paper handed for sure

>>26624729
then just keep like 1/4 of your shares pussy hands

>>26624771
You’re probably right I might jump back in

>>26624771
I bought in today at $130.
Doesn’t the dip on open tomorrow just mean I can buy more?

>>26624816
>implying he actually has shares

>>26618550

Fuck reddit

>>26615433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJhF0L7pfo8


GME 5000

Will I make it with 2 shares?

>>26615433
I'm seriously considering selling part of my AMD position to move it into GME tomorrow.

This shitshow is going to continue at least until the fireworks go off on Friday. Considering people like Elon Musk are also tweeting about it, everybody and their mother is going to know about it, fueling the rocket even further.

>Gamestop fucked by pandemic, stores close, shares tank.
>Huge investment entities like Melvin Capital, smell blood in the water. They can artificially drive down Gamestop's market value by shorting it's stocks (learn about shorts: [YouTube] Why mainstream media's slander of wallstreetbets pisses me off regarding GME. (embed)) [Embed]
>Melvin Capital and others are SO confident in Gamestop's demise, they short the stocks over 100%
>Things going according to plan to artificially devalue Gamestop until
>Unemployed NEETs with nothing better to do during covid find out about this >100% short
>Promising news of new CEO, with proven track-record of ecommerce business, all signs indicate Gamestop will not be going bankrupt
>Realize if companies shorting Gamestop can't buy all stocks they shorted, the interest on their borrowed money will increase
>Nerds straight YOLO'ing hundreds of thousands into Gamestop stock
>Hedge markets flipping the fuck out everybody found their gamble, and can bleed them for money by just not selling stock
>Just within this week Melvin Capital got injected with 2.7BIL by Citadel Capital to keep them afloat, and there's no telling how wide and deep this short goes
my dick can only get so hard

>>26624946
yes, no intention of selling

>>26624282
we GME still

got 5 GME, robinhood transfer is slow, added in another $1,100 for tomorrow
get this
>Your account deficit has been covered, but your deposits are still in progress and may take up to five business days to complete.
shits now on margin even though I opted out. fucking why lads?

>>26625185
do it, i liquidated oil and bought into GME, best decision of my life

>>26625367
who cares, hold gme and print money

>>26625390
Not sure how much I want to risk, though. My current position in AMD is 110k €. I'm not really into gambling. Maybe I'm going to bet 10-15k, which would be still a nice return, all things considered.

buy at 200 or hope the jews go hard into the paint tomorrow and buy the dip?

>>26625593
10k euro could end up being 100k euro lmao or 50k euro because of these greedy bankers, just buy and get in tomorrow and hold

How long until Gamestop buys Melvin Capital?

>>26625663
>dip
>after Musk tweeted about it during AH
ngmi bro

>>26625478
not sure if i can even buy anything like this
>You have an account deficit
where I'd normally have my rh balance.

>>26619166
oh wow $200 very nice get a job you bum

>>26615480
Everyone got at least $600 from the stimulus dipshit. Or, did you waste that already on some bs.

>>26625713
tomorrow

>>26615553
dont sell yet, we're about to make a fuckload more

>>26617739
just fucking get a robinhood account. instant transfers

>>26624771
Got lucky as hell and bought at $81 a share. Dropped 800 bucks on it. Gonna take me to 10k, I can feel it. Then I'm buying a Les Paul.

crazy times
this is going down in history

>>26616955
Watch crypto. Money can be seen moving

I'm a complete newb, how does one decide when it's too late to buy into a moon? At this point, it's down to $150 from a high of over $200. I think it will get back to 200 at some point tomorrow but I think we are closing in on peak, I don't think it will go over $300, even though I see some people making outlandish predictions "if we just hold". Do you look at trading volume or is it more of just an intuition thing?

I've always had this mental thing where I refuse to buy a thing for more than it had been offered to me before. My brother told me to buy in @ around $40 but we ain't going back there. I think it will settle around $75 in the end.

I recently came into 7k inheritance. Convince me to not buy

>>26625698
> 10k euro could end up being 100k euro lmao or 50k euro

That's my train of thought as well. Losing that money would be managable as well.

>>26624771
i sank 2500 at 136.88 hope i don't get fucked. paying my fair share to fuck the funds.
forgot i had some money left from an old company 401k that rolled into an ira

>>26615553
Don't sell calls, exercise them. They have to fill a market order for 100 shares each time you exercise them which will rocket the share price to the moon.

>>26625189
that 2.75 billion already went up in smoke too.

>>26623790
Never sell your link

I bought at $200
It's going to hit $10k EOW

>>26623890
If you pay 5 bucks for robinhood golde they'll give you instant deposit rights.

>>26626116
This rocket is going to the moon on Friday when options expire. Do not sell because of dips.

H O L D F A S T

>>26616955

It really feels like the upside is too small at this point, but I'm asking the same question. It's risk vs reward but if you think we are getting close to peak, it might not be worth it. I can't see it doing anything more than doubling before a correction. That's a decent return, but it's not really out of this world. Might be better to wait for a safer 2x opportunity...

>>26615553
do not sell under any circumstances, let them exercise Friday and send the stock price even further into the stratosphere.

>>26626064
You should write down all of those “I think” “I don’t think” statements on a piece of paper, write at the bottom your other quote “I’m a complete newb”
Then keep checking that sheet to watch every single one of those fucking retarded thoughts fail to be anywhere even close to what happens, and reflect when you reach the end.

>>26626296
>>26626354
I think the real beauty about this is that the more people join and buy, the more rich everybody gets while [[they]] get fucked in the ass even more.

>>26626297
any money is free money right now and you're walking away from free money if you don't hop on before at least friday

>>26625189
The funny thing is that even with a 2.8 BILLION FUCKING Dollar injection of corporate welfare money, they are STILL facing liquidation come friday.

Think about it for a second. If you keep physical shares of GME (literally just click market buy and hold) there are not enough shares in existence to satisfy the gambles made by the hedgies. They're fucked. Hold until Friday at least, Monday if you want to make it, and through next week if you're an absolute madman.

Keep your eyes on the charts the whole time tho. We are reaching volatility levels that have never been seen before in financial history. This is a true gamma squeeze and may never happen again.

Take a weeks vacation, some personal days, call out sick. But just watch and you will 5x minimum.

>>26615433
bros im retarded how do i partake in this? i made a webull account but it wont let me do options?

>>26626592
i'll probably sell everything except 1 share on friday just to see what happens next week

>>26620460
Im buying some in the morning if it dips i like buying games from gamestop

>>26625793
are you retarded?

>>26626189
>Don't sell calls, exercise them. They have to fill a market order for 100 shares each time you exercise them which will rocket the share price to the moon.

Is this a serious mass movement taking place, of exercising the GME call options before expiration?

Why are they even letting this happen? Why don't they freeze it?

>>26626833
Why would they freeze it? What's illegal about this?

>>26615433
This short squeeze is fucking tasty

>>26626633
Don't buy options. Buy stock. Market buy at opening bell tomorow morning. Hold all week. You will make money garaunteed.

Canadian here, what's the best website to get into this. I've heard it's Robinhood. Anything I need to know before opening an account?

Once the market opens, im buying a single stock. Broke college retard here and too much of a bitch to put any more. I'll hold that stock all the way to the comma.

thinking about going full degenerate and doing a 2x long with my measly 1k in Robinhood

I FUCKED IT UP BROS.
I FUCKED IT UP.
EASY 1800 FOR ME,
BUT I FUCKED IT UP.

Sold everything else I had last night for 1200 to grab GME at 80 bucks a shares. You won't fucking believe this. I fucking forgot. I forgot fo buy it at market open and now it's 200 fUCK ME GOD DAMNIT KILL ME NOW FUUUUUUUCK-

>>26626831
A lot of them have low strikes and were sold naked, I'm not sure why these retards at reddit keep selling the calls (which the shorts can use to cover their ass) instead of twisting the knife. If I was u/DeepFuckingValue I would be constantly trumpeting to set your ask as high as it will go and then exercise all 800 calls at once.

Would be I retarded not to buy 25 shares tomorrow morning?

>>26626833
They tried on Monday. The price shot up massively within minutes of opening bell and after a 60% pump premarket. Then it dumped to just below opening price.

This was the bear trap the kikes attempted. Very few fell for it. Today is the proof. Hodling autists drove the price up more than 120%.

>>26627122
You're fucked buddy, the best thing is QuestTrade and they take forever to verify your identity

>>26615433
How can I invest in this beautiful company?

>>26627122
Robinhood doesn't work in Canada. All of our brokers Jew you on comissions except for Wealthsimple Trade, which will Jew you on USD conversions. QuestTrade is usually considered the best for poor people who want to buy American stocks like GME. Interactive Brokers might be better for more active traders.

>>26615433
The Big Long

What do you guys think about the idea that the squeeze is gonna continue next week and just keep going, ultimately causing the biggest market crash since 2008? I mean, despite condemning what happened with the stock today, Burry did predict 2008, after all. And he has something like a 4% stake (and BlackRock with 14%). Idk I'm no expert but I think it's possible

>>26617714
same boat as you but i bought gme before close today and feel amazing lmao, you just need to win again

GME is my free Robonhood stock that came with opening an account lol

>>26626993
>Why would they freeze it? What's illegal about this?

"They" would freeze itbecause the firms and hedge funds losing big money by shrting GME are run by theiir friends and other people like themselves in the investment "establishment," --- in contrast to the Reddit (and 4chan!) nerds and RobinHood clients stuck at home with computers or just smartpones, who have ganged up informally to go long GME with intent to beat the Shorts who have shorted a bit too much.

They would freeze GME to help their own kind.

lmao.
That’s top you could participate in?
Illiterate mid-wit confirmed.
go home and “kill your gf”
Don’t beg me to kick you off from this topic
wanna make profit - use your fucking brain and go for BASE
That’s all I can advise you

Just dumped $600 of play money I made from AMD a year or so back on buying GME at open.
Best of luck to everyone

>>26627574
what the fuck

>>26615433
Do I need a full share?

>>26627664
But how would they spin this so that people would not come after them? It's their own fault for getting burned because of their greed

>>26627664
BlackRock Holdings literally has a 14% stake in the company you mong, it's not just as clear cut as "hurr durr reddit vs wall street"

>>26625834
>make too much to qualify for stimulus
>all my money goes to bills and raising children
>my parents were in the same boat when it came to me applying for student loans
kill me.

>>26627476
>The Big Long

Funny!

>>26627574
You are truly blessed anon. May God bless you more in the future.

If I decide to pick up some shares on open, how do I and who should I go through? I'm in the US.

>>26626831
Yes. Gamers are rising up. We are George Soros now.

>>26625155
no but you'll make a good amount if 2 is all you can do. Glad I'm not the only one.

>>26615913
Better than me I'm buying at 200 thinking it's 1k eom. I'm a certified retard and have the school and doctor papers to prove it.

>>26627776
They won't intervene to help a hedgefund, they might intervene to help a market maker. They would say a coordinated group of bad actors are conducting financial terrorism that could destabilize the financial system and hurt your 401k

>>26627748
Robinhood allows buying fractions of a share. But I mean it's 220 bux a share right now...soooo

I hope this fucks up and all the greedy meme retards lose all their money

Hello Canucks,

What website can I get my $$ from the bank to trade before tomorrow? I dont want to wait 3 days.

>>26625994
>Then I'm buying a Les Paul.
fucking based

>>26628094
fuck you spiteful asshole

>>26615913
You think that's bad? I bought 150 GME shares at $3 in 2019 and sold after Black Friday at $18 and thought I'd made easy money. That would be worth 30k right now.

i could only really buy 1 stock, should i do it?

Do we really have to have the guts to stay in past $1,000/share and past Monday? Couldn't I just maybe lighten up a little (sell PART, like 25%, of the holding) say in the mid-500's?

Given that all the forces of Mordor (and probably, ultimately, Biden anf the feds) are likely to get arrayed against us?

>>26623410
nice try, Shlomo

>>26628135
Try opening with your own bank's brokerage (TD Direct Investing, CIBC Investors Edge, Scotia iTrade etc.) Most will let you transfer money from your chequing account and let you invest it before settlement because they know you will be good for it.

Note, these are terrible jewish brokerages but the only way to buy GME tomorrow, you should switch to QuestTrade after.

>>26628273
I'm buying 4-6 depending on the opening price. Do it.

>>26615433
>>26615433
>>26615433

Boys I opeend an etrade account today and am doing a wire transfer tomorrow. Should have cash in my account by 4pm. Is it too late or should I still buy?

>>26628343
I'm dumping at 1k-1.2k

From what I understand, you can buy and sell stocks even outside of normal hours (9:30 - 4 PM EST) but you're locked out of options.

Should I buy GME now, or do you think it will dip during premarket?

>>26627948
Not selling until it hits 100k

Is it too late to buy now?

>>26616955
Buy AMC instead only do GME if you have balls

>>26628273
>i could only really buy 1 stock, should i do it?

Are your ambitions for the GME stock long-term or short-term? If for long-term investment, or for income, I'd say no. If for short-term speculation, a definite maybe.

>>26628661
Why would AMC go up?

>>26615433
Bought this morning, average cost per share around $98. Feelsgoodman

>>26619804
I already had a brokearge account with Wells Fargo set up and just dumped all my liquid funds into it and bought GME this morning. I have fees on mine when I sell but it is much more stable than Robinhood and easier. Besides, I am unsure how long it would take to get a RH account set up and verified now anyway. I am going to assume tomorrow the ultra normies will try to buy in, especially since Musk tweeted.

I honestly have no idea how to buy stocks in Germany.

>>26628467
I'm waiting to see if it dips on open

>>26625189
My assessment is rather that Citadel also has shorts running. They know exactly that if Melvin falls, there is a domino effect and everything goes completely out of control and also their shorts are liquidated. They are trying to save their asses with everything they can. None of them will sleep until Friday.

>>26626497
pounding a pussy this hard should be illegal

What happens Monday if this goes crazy?

>>26615553
wait. seriously, my rich friends are buying in tomorrow so we should see 275 at least.

>>26628251
There is no way you could've expected it to get to this level. Made the smart move.

>>26615433
I just bought $500 at $209, I don't have much to gambool with but I wanna fuck the banking jews over as much as I can.

>>26628665
uh i guess short term? never done stocks before so i dont know much. only got 2200 on me atm

>>26625713
holy shit the ultimate twist on this fucking meme

>>26628961
this could technically crash the economy if basically everyone holds long enough

>>26615433
I've got a few k I'm willing to gamble. Should I put it all in GME tomorrow morning or divide it between BB and AMC?

>>26626207
went "poof" to quote them

>>26628715
>Why would AMC go up?

Unfortunately, it has been alleged that short-GME-shills are deliberately promoting AMC, BB and NOK here and on Reddit solely to distract us nerds AWAY from buying more GME. I was influenced by this and bought BB and NOK.

Shorts losing billions can be desperate. And can afford to PAY lots of online forum shills.

>>26624771
What do you think of doing a long for Friday for one share?

i bought exactly one share of GME at $220 after-hours

>>26619872
Yes, it'll be the next big thing in the publics eyes after GME is over. This is going to only make the winners want to get into the next thing. That would be AMC.

>>26629179
>>26629132
Stay focused.
GME only.
This is our chance.

>>26627814
In which company? Melvin, Citadel? Point72?

When the chinese wake up they will fucking Zerg rush into GME and those hedgefunds will collapse.

>>26628999
God bless you anon you are doing your part. 5 grand by Monday is my goal for you.

I'm OP and I say KILL EM ALL!

>>26629293
>already down $18
NGMI

>>26629125
>this could technically crash the economy

No, this delicious GME squeeze is teentsy compared with the interlocked mortgage/derivatives/stock obligations back in 2007-2008.

>>26629377
t..t.thanks y.y.you too

>>26629125
Can I go to jail for this

>>26629132
OP here, this is my portfolio for the week. Bit of background on me: I bought BTC in March and sold at the absolute top, I also base all my trades on the ratio of pink wojaks to golden bulls I see in the catalog.

>>26615553
I'd sell a couple to secure a profit, then hold till whatever Friday becomes. That will be the day..

>>26629476
> going to jail after buying a stock because you read something about it on a Mongolian throatsinging forum

>>26629353
>Stay focused.
>GME only.

Probably right, until late next week.

I'm about to dump all my Google stock into GME this week.

>>26617581
yes, all the crypto style whale tricks will be in play

There's no way they have to pay out ridiculous sell orders like 10k per share right? Is there a way they can weasel out of no paying even what the stock is valued per share? I know everybody says clown world, but this is crazy, I'm very tempted to buy 20 or 30 shares in the morning. Triumph did just reveal the new Speed Triple...

>>26629533
P. S. I made more than 30k today

-OP

>>26629568
Well we do live in a clown world so this is very possible

>>26629641
from what I understand they do. it's absolutely nuts

I only had five bucks to put in how much can I reasonably get back?

>>26620197
Buy and wait until Friday when the hedge fund has to close its positions. If you have giant balls wait until Monday.
This is quite risky, you could lose it all, but you could make a good amount as well. It’s also possible they are closing thier positions already, but they seem to be crying instead.

>>26615480
Then stop simping to vtubers, faggot.

What happens if I limit order at $100,000 per share? Or should I be more conservative??

wtf is going to happen to my index funs? will my gamer profits just be canceled out by real stocks crashing with all the bankers

>>26629800
> It’s also possible they are closing thier positions already, but they seem to be crying instead.

How do you close 130% float?

>>26629132
if you want to hedge go 33 33 33

>>26626500
fucking this and checked. teach these kikes a fucking lesson that will be written down in the history books.

I'm on Etrade but can't place trades until the market opens. Should I place an order now, or wait until tomorrow after markets open?

>>26629533
>I also base all my trades on the ratio of pink wojaks to golden bulls I see in the catalog.
explain

>>26629641
>Is there a way they can weasel

It's a question of power. They could unseat a U.S. president. Would they ever let homebound nerds get $10,000/share? Who knows?

>>26629790
Theoretically? Millions. The feds would stop it before then and force a settlement but if you buy any they would be forced to buy back from you. At any price you fucking want.

We got them by the short and curlies. How bad we fuck them is up to us and the feds.

Never bought stocks ever but i dont care going in with 2k.

what should i set limit buy as

>>26629992
robinhood lets me do a market +5% max market order do something similar if etrade lets you.

SEC will issue a 10 day trading suspension tomorrow. You will all lose everything. GME will go back to $3.

>>26630040
>he doesn't know about the pink wojack:golden bull quotient.

Spend more time on biz and you will just understand it.

>>26627574
haha kek smiles upon thee anon.

>>26629992
Never do a market order when markets are closed. If you have a limit in mind, do a limit order, but it might not fill if the price goes above that.

>>26615433
hi op! i bought way earlier today. this is fantastic. /biz/ and /pol/ are always right. and it's only tuesday.

let's GOOOOOO

>>26630193
I meant are you buying per more gold bulls or more pink wojaks?

>>26629864
Theoretically you could get it. I bought 1/8 of a share and don’t plan on selling for less than 6 digits. Best case scenario? I get richer. Hedge fund babies get fucked. Worst case scenario? I’m out a few packs of smokes kek

>>26630182
How would this solve the outstanding shorts? Wouldn't they still have to be settled eventually?

>>26615553
dont sell you stupid fuck, they are in a corner they will have to pay whatever we ask!!! dumbfuck!! don't be that guy!! HODL HODL HODL!!!!!!!!!

You don’t think (((they))) will actually let you get away with this do you?

>>26615913
buy in the morning before shit gets wild. this is all over the news. normies and idiots are gonna shit this place up fast. we won't steer you wrong, anon. this isn't just gonna be moon, this is mars, if it goes the way a lot of us anons think, it's gonna be pluto.

>>26630259
No, young child. Look at $GM from 2008. There is lots the government can do to screw you over. SEC lawyers are already floating ideas of suspension to start an investigation of reddit users:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quARRzz0pnE

>>26615433
I tried just before market close and my internet fucked up and I placed a rate order at 145 but now aftermarket has boosted it to 220 meaning I'll fucking miss out. I'm pissed off.

>>26618648
I bought at 92 and sold at 108. FUCKKKKKK.

>>26630389
Why does he look so familiar?

>>26617636
don't do that, dummy. you wait for monday and have diamond hands like the rest of us badass motherfuckers and you cash the fuck in. HODL.

are you that new.

>>26630182
>SEC will issue a 10 day trading suspension tomorrow. You will all lose everything. GME will go back to $3.

Suppose the do a 1-day suspension. why would that necessarily help the over-extended shorts? How will that help the shorts cover, when the shares are NOT AVAILABLE to them during the ten days? Why would the long-nerds choose to sell at the end of 10 day suspension, instead of CONTINUING THE SQUEEZE?

>>26616165
good job. you know it's hodl tiem.

>>26630217
In general, for short term gains, you should be considering a buy when there are tons of pink wojaks (the price is falling). When people post the golden bull (not just the common mumu cow) more often, it's a good time to consider a sell. Keep swinging these two factors and build a big stack.

For long term plays, it's best to just ignore wojaks and golden bullposts, even mumu posting, and just hodl until you have the need to exit.

do i set a limit order or just wait to morning me want money too

>>26615433
>However all mathematical indicators are pointing towards a 1k top at least.

>>26630577
Interesting, thanks for the advice bro. I mostly only come here for crypto shit but after this I'm going to keep an eye on the stock market too

ANONS LISTEN UP!! CAPS LOCK FOR CRUISE CONTROL ENGAGED

WATCH THIS IF YOU'RE RETARDED AND NEED A RUN-THRU:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EUbJcGoYQ4&feature=emb_logo [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

FRIDAY IS NOT THE *BIG* DAY, THAT IS JUST ONE SMALL SQUEEZE
DO *NOT* SELL FRIDAY

THE SHORT SQUEEZE WILL PLAY OUT OVER THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS AND MAYBE LONGER
THE LONGER YOU SIT ON STOCKS, THE MORE INTEREST ON LOANS HEDGES HAVE TO PAY ON THEIR SHORTS
WHEN THAT HEDGE CAN'T PAY AND GOES BELLY UP, THE RESPONSIBILITY MOVES UP TO THE LENDER WHICH BOUGHT THE SHORT
THE SHORT KEEPS MOVING UP THROUGH EVER LENDER WITH MONEY, ACCUMULATING INTEREST, UNTIL THEY CAN BUY THE SHORTED STOCKS
WE ARE HOLDING POTENTIALLY ENORMOUS WALLSTREET ENTITIES AT RANSOM!
THERE ARE POTENTIALLY UNTOLD AMOUNTS OF CAPITAL TO HEMORRHAGE FROM THE BANKS

MELVIN CAPITAL JUST GOT COVERED FOR 3BIL AND IT'S ALREADY FUCKING GONE

ALL THAT MONEY WALLSTREET HAS BEEN SIPHONING UP OVER THE PAST DECADES IS NOW UP FOR GRABS
THE LONGER WE HOLD THE SHARES, THE MORE INTEREST THE SHORT ACCUMULATES, AND THE MORE TENDIES WE GET FROM THE BOOMERS

BUY AND DO *NOT* SELL, THE STOCK VALUE IS NO LONGER DEPENDENT ON GAMESTOP'S PERFORMANCE AS A COMPANY, BUT BASED ON HOW BADLY THE OWNERS OF THE SHORT NEED TO OFFLOAD IT TO STOP ACCUMULATING INTEREST ON IT

THINK OF IT LIKE CROCODILES FUCKING UP ZEBRAS
SOME GROUP OF LENDERS OWNS THESE SHORTS, AND HAS THESE HEDGES STUCK IN PLACE
THE LONGER WE HOLD THEIR HEADS UNDERWATER, THE MORE THEY'RE WILLING TO PAY FOR AIR
IF YOU SELL EARLY YOU ARE GIVING THEM AIR, THESE SHORTS *HAVE* TO BE PAID AND WE WILL EAT HEDGE FUND AFTER HEDGE FUND UNTIL OUR HUNGER FOR TENDIES IS SATED

DO *NOT* SELL FRIDAY!!

What's the deal with AMC, are they also on over 100% short sell, why the attnetion on them?

>>26620460
truth and based and big brain stonks tiem.

this.^

>>26616117
I went to bed last night with a limit buy set at 89. It auto bought at $88.25. Sometimes you have to take a risk. I woke up like three hours it bought and I was staring at $109. Just set a limit like $1 or $2 above today's close, you'll get your shares, and smile the rest of the day tomorrow

even if I buy in now I'll only make x5, and there's a nonzero chance the whole thing gets shut down by the SEC because the game is always rigged for the jews

and there's no way the big holders aren't going to undercut everyone near those sell walls, like there's no way fucking gamestop is going to sell higher than amazon

on the other hand greed makes me want to ignore those things and just go all in. I wish I could make a rational decision but it's too tempting to act on emotion in either direction. I might just flip a coin for it.

What next bros
I want another meme stock everyone can buy, I mean this is my first investment ever and I wanna do it again with our combined meme power we will be.. unstoppable

>>26627574
it's probably still on their list of stocks that "aren't worth very much so let's give them out"

>>26630515
>Suppose they do a 10-day suspension

>>26620704
depends in your bank, depends on your credit.

>>26621207
oh yea, that's something we need to talk about. taxes/unearned income/blahblah

normies don't know that they're in big boye game right now. anyone wanna give the rundown? i can't right now.

>>26615433
I still have no idea how options trading works conceptually. I know that you should buy a call if the price is going to go up and buy a put if it's going to go down, but the prices of the contracts themselves seem completely arbitrary to me. How the fuck do you even track the price of contract on a chart? Robinhood doesn't show you any of that and it has the most retarded needlessly complex UI I've ever seen.

>>26621443
Schadenfreude

>>26615913
me too anon

>>26628467
Normally it would dip but normies are getting in on the hype so who knows.

>>26630754
>I'll only make 5x

Sounds to me like you should go all in.

>>26623496
weak, everyone is doing that. I just put in a limit sell of $1650.

>>26630771
Wait till GME volcano is done. GME at over $1,000+ share or government/exchange cheating intervenes.

Then new situations will emerge. Always try to ignore the ever-present pump-and-dump shills.

i'm in for 2 shares at 200. lets fuck em up.

>>26630657
AMC is 67% shorted but if the short sellers are clever, they are covering their asses now. Which is probably what is happening and driving the price upwards.

>>26630657
they're at 36% and the hedgies are shilling them to get the heat off of gme

>>26631104
So, no particular share that you'd recommend as for now. I was thinking of putting some money into AMC or BB or some of the other stuff they talk about on that Reddit. You would advise holding off until GME is done?

>>26627135
Same but two instead of 1. It's fine though. Start small and don't risk more than you're willing to lose

What should I set my limit buy to? If it dips as low as $150 will the panic selling tank the stock regardless?

>>26630618
Young boy Sminem is warming my heart and filling me with hope for gme's future.
Wagmi

>>26631327
Have you seen the FOMO on reddit, on /biz/ and on the news. This will easily hit 300 tomorrow.

>>26630949
Options are pure gambling. Pure bullshit. The hedgies were buying puts like a mad bastard, shorting the fuck out of shares that didn't even exist.

What's happening now is the ultimate expression of degenerate stock market gambling. Every autist that holds GME is the united force which will clear the house. We are making a statement. This is a once in a lifetime happening and it's happening all week.

>>26630754
That helps me. Pizza or burger? Flip the coin and if I get that instant twinge of regret on pizza I know I wanted a burger all along.

>need to wait for Robinhood to verify my bank account
Might be too late for me lads.