/biz/ - Business & Finance

I enjoy ruining other peoples' lives and have nothing to loose. I've already won.

>>26611182
It's not people nigger, it's jews buying, selling and loaning debt over debt. Fuck this bullshit.

I haven't touched GME because fundamentally I don't believe in it and I have never enjoyed shopping there. It's called first principles and it is something I stand by.

I live in thailand

SEC can suck my nuts, I made 275k this week

>>26611182
I think this is hilarious but I'm not getting in on it myself because I don't want to go to federal pound me in the ass prison. But I'm sure enjoying all the seething about it.

>>26611182
This happens on biz all the time you meme. People are allowed to discuss strategy and convince people to buy into their investments. Nice FUD tho. 6/10.

>>26611182
What are they gunna do? Hire a hit man? With what fucking money?

The people getting hurt are Jewish hedge funds, specifically Gabe Plotkin of Melvin Capital. He used illegal naked shorting in an attempt to drive Gamestop bankrupt. Gamestop is an American icon and employs tens of thousands of otherwise unemployable autists. Gamers rose up, AND THEY WON.

>>26611182
Power to the Players

>>26611182
>jews mad they are getting jewed
lol k.

newfag here, what is the point of these copypastas? is it just some fat neckbeard incel posting these thinking he is epicly trolling and baiting a few retards or is this some real life kike damage control?

>>26611182
Fuck you faggot.
You're the ones that tried to bankrupt gamestop now the tables have turned. >>26611182

Spit on you faggot rat

Quick run down?

>>26611517
Its not illegal to invest. Agreeing to invest isnt illegal. Dont be a pussy

>>26611182
>kikes
>people

>>26611609
Plotkin. Like hes some otherkin to nefarious plots. Fucking lame.

>>26611836
see
>>26611609
Hedge funds illegally short sold more shares than exist and Reddit called their bluff by buying them all

>>26611182
NICE COPYPASTA. All these newfags are going to reply to your post.

>>26611182
tldr

>>26611182
I'm a brainlet. What's going on?

>>26611182
>manipulating the market
Look kike, we are 3 poor niggers buying 2 stocks each, YOU NEED TO GO BACK

>>26611182
I like this stock!

>>26611182
we are based

>>26611182
Cry me a river.

>>26612132
Multiple billion dollar hedgefunds shorted GameStop and now everyone is buying GameStop to counter the shorts forcing the hedgies to buy more because the hedgies bought naked calls.

>>26611182

You bet on others people's misfortunes and company's going bankrupt. No one feels sorry for you faggot. Fucking kill yourself.

>>26611182
nice FUD post you fuck
go cry on your yacht you hedgefund faggot. kys

>>26611609
Gamer gate 2.0, gamer returns.
Gamer gste 3.0 would be revenge of the Jew though

This week has almost been as good as the George Zimmerman trial.

>>26611182
Just made this PIC related guys. This is hilarious.

>>26611182
I'm genuinely worried about u/DeepFuckingValue, none of this would've happened without him hyping up GME, there will be people calling for his blood
>inb4killyourselfReddit
Stop pretending you don't all lurk wsb

>>26613788
Now those were good times. The memes

>>26611517
>thinks he'll go to jail for buying a stock

>>26613925
I dont know who that is. But hyping stocks is no dkfferent than what "anal-ysts" do every day.

>>26611182
This shall be enmarked as a fucking new meme

>>26614030
He's the guy who predicted this back in 2019, turned $53k into $23M (and it's still rising)

>>26611957
Its a jewish russian name.

>>26611182
EAT MY SHORTS, LOSER

>>26613843
What times to be alive.
I just put my humble cent on GME to make this jew pig to drop one more tear. I may lost that cent tomorrow, but man, jew tears are so delicious...

>>26611182
hey...they ruined my life first. And they are trying to ruin my childrens life with all their tranny propaganda.

>fuck bankers
>fuck riggers
>fuck niggers
>fuck kikes
>fuck the president hope that faggot dies
>fuck all politicians
>fuck trannies
>and most of all.... fuck the nigger-laden cockroach infested, jew-asshole-sniffing...JANNNNNIES!!!!!

>>26614115
Damn it takes a lot of jewjutsu to predict this.

>>26611182
Isn't shorting the market and colluding with other firms also manipulating the market?

Have sex

>>26612606
but why would the hedge funds ever do that ? set up buy orders for trades that don't exist is inviting this sort of thing to happen? is it pure stupidity on their part or does this happen often?

>>26611182
Kill your self faggot

>>26611182

This is what happens when you take a large irrational short position.

This is not manipulation, this is a correction.

>>26614115
When it's already in the news it's too late. The price won't go up as much. Also who says that Jew guy who bough the shares won't start selling?

>>26611852
>>26614029
Oh, I thought it was illegal in the stock market for some reason, like a pump and dump scheme. But I'm a brainlet and only trade crypto. Think it's too late to get in on this? I want to ruin some hedge fund traders' lives for fun.

>>26615256
Still isn't. The bomb will be dropped the next days.

>>26615058
Literally arrogance most people don't even pay attention so they do it all the time

>>26611957
>Plotkin
Schemestein

>>26611182
Do you know how often too big2fails cannibalize the little guy? And now they want to kill gamestop. We want our Battletoads for gamecube already.

>>26611182

>>26611182
>shills literally threatening people now
this timeline just keeps getting better and better

>>26611182
Hedge fund shorts. Fuck em

>>26611182
Too late anon. I did a $5000 rebuy from the last battle.

>I hope none of you have families because
> A. If you do and they find out that you are destroying other people’s lives like this then it’s not going to look good for you
> And
> B. If, no, when you get punished for manipulating the market and destroying said people’s lives it’s going to come back and not only hurt you, but the ones YOU care about.

> This is the real world, it’s not a fucking meme. These are people. You are all actual psychopaths if you continue down this road.

>>26611182
>NOOOOOO NOT THE THE HEDGE FUND KIKERINOS

>>26614962
giga based

>>26611182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g [Embed]

>boomer hedgies reeeing
>tendie neeties feeling
>Citron Melvin seething
>stonks go up, rope sales up, biz and WSB winning.
>WE DIDNT START THE FIREEEEE

>>26616244
>the globohomo white genocide painting
He gets what he fuckin deserves, hopefully he kills himself over this.

>>26611182
you realize this is exactly what the hedgefund kikes have been doing to people for decades? cope.

>>26611182
fuck off jew and die.

>>26611182
“It’s on for we big money nosebergs to ruin lives but if you beat us at our own it’s terrorism!”

I think people are getting really tired of this shit.

>>26611182
HAHA
>>26613665
>>26615388
Leave behind only scorched earth.

>>26617283
jews don't have enough self-awareness to commit suicide. I mean they cut off their sons' dicks for 3000 years straight, then wonder why everyone considers them pedo-cannibal subhumans.

Imagine giving a bait thread yous

is there anyway to do something like this to hurt news companies like CNN or other media?

>>26611182
seethe

>>26611182
Kikes were going to take people's hard-earned money and homes anyway.


By taking advantage of this happening, we'll be -
> taking money from kikes. Jewing them at their own game.
> Causing a 2008 recession, in the middle of a pandemic that will cause house prices to crash. Meaning I and everyone else here can buy a house.
> Sabotage Biden's already fucked presidency.

Nothing can stop this. Hail Hitler.

>>26611429
This

>>26611449
Fag

>>26611182
I got $500 AUD that I'm okay with loosing. Give it too me straight /biz/, have I missed the boat already and should I just invest elsewhere?

Wage slaving ruins lives every year

>>26611449
that's why you're poor while jews make billions

>>26611182
You may have forgotten the numerous market crashes that these people have caused, but your parents haven't. My mommy said she's proud of me :)

>>26617964
based

>>26617735
I'm just becoming aware of the drama, but all signs point to buy and hold for max jew kvetching. personally I'm gonna prepare for the crash coming in march/april and not try to hop on this gamestop thing. never was into single stocks/normal brokerage.

COVER

>>26611182
But it's okay when Hedgefund Jews do it right? When they fuck over the lives of the little guy?
Get the fuck out of here you fucking shill, it's so obvious.

>>26611182
You, faggot, and your faggot children are the same people that made my life hell during my formative years. I don't feel bad for you. In fact, I'll throw $10k into this just for the lulz. Even if I lose it, I don't care, I have plenty more left in BTC and ETH to make up for it, and I'll still have the satisfaction of knowing that I sent your entire bloodline to the breadlines.
Eat my shit

>>26611493
Based please fuck a 18 year old whore for me anon

>>26617735
buy AMC

>>26611182
Nigger

>>26611182
>You are all actual psychopaths if you continue down this road.
That's a bingo.

>>26620089
they made me this way, now they can cope over who they've created

>>26611182

Your tears...they are so delicious

>>26611182
Don't care, didn't ask.

Faggot.

>>26615058
Greed, that's it. A professional billion dollar hedge fund threw risk management out the window and got BTFO by reddit.

>>26611182
ofc i dont have a family OP

im autistic - now fuck off

>>26611182
exact copy from /pol/ try a little harder with the shilling would yea

>>26611182
>you do and they find out that you are destroying other people’s lives like this then it’s not going to look good for you
You mean like shorting 150% of a retail company's shares, a company down on its luck during a pandemic?

Henlo MSM and Wall Street kikes. I just have one thing to say, "nigger".

>>26611182
Shekelbeg is afraid.

>>26611777
Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a member of the tribe, or at least the first iteration of this post

>>26611285
Fpbp

>they sold shares they didn't own.
>They sold more shares than the amount that actually exists, something like 138%.
>they have to cover their shorts, effectively buying the shares they don't own multiple times from multiple people.
>They were expecting to buy them at a later date but cheaper.
>retail investors, and most likely large firms quietly bought it all up, knowing melvin would have to buy it from them.
>Media shits on reddit and 4chan over kike greed biting kikes in the ass.
>Kike fund manages to get funding and actually doubles down on a shitty position, thinking it can't go on forever.
>actually jump from 40USD to 140USD. Friday they were 50billion in the hole at 40USD. at 140USD, lord knows.
>trading halted several times to try and keep from going too high.
>kevaching all day over "economic terrorism" because mr. smallhat can't stand being a bottom for once after making his living fucking everyone else.
I can't wait to start a yakima collection after the shoah.

>>26611182
>You are all actual psychopaths if you continue down this road.
anon... the psychopaths are the ones who built the system.

I can't stop laughing at this, I might buy a few shares for the lolz, but I don't expect to make much money at this point

>>26611182
What should I set my limit order at on my GameStop stock?

>>26611182
>you are destroying other people’s lives like this
Good. I gain more pleasure from their suffering than they collectively gain sadness.
his is the morally correct outcome from a utilitarian perspective.