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26606880 No.26606880 [Reply] [Original]

$250 in the aftermarket!! Billionaires were short squeezed. The stock moons to Pluto on open tomorrow. Hope you got in today.

Markets open tomorrow 9 am EST for newfrens.

How to buy GME stock:
For Americans: Robinhood
For Europeans: Etoro
Place a market order to buy and a limit order to sell at $1488 (or higher).

We go above $1K even as much as $5K, this is the biggest short squeeze in history. We could crash the stock market if short sellers lose half a trillion, they're only down $100B as of today.

>> No.26606903
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26606903

NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE!

>> No.26606976

HOW DO YOU BUY/SELL AFTER HOURS?

>> No.26606977

>>26606880
Ruh Roh Melvin

>> No.26607009
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26607009

Listen here retards

The hedges that shorted will just declare bankrupcy and get off scoot free while the GME plummets in the after hours when you wont even be able to sell.

Again little man will get fucked and wallstreet will win with underhanded tricks, they dont play by the same rules as we do so quit while you still can, sell your GME shares and be happy that you made 100% gain in one day, better than 99% of professional ETFs

>> No.26607015
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26607015

What if Gamestop starts trading at like $100,000 a share?

>> No.26607026

>>26606880
>We could crash the stock market if short sellers lose half a trillion, they're only down $100B as of today.
is this real or a meme? i need to offest my index fund roth IRA by investing in gamestop if this is the case

>> No.26607030

>>26606976
you cant

>> No.26607039
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26607039

What will the price be on Monday?

>> No.26607042

In before Biden's SEC intervenes are bails out his rich friends.

>> No.26607055

>>26606880
What sell order shall I put out? I set it at 990USD before MUSK started to tweet about this.

>> No.26607059

DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL DON'T SELL

>> No.26607066

>>26606880
Why Etoro instead of Degiro?

>> No.26607071
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26607071

>>26607009

>> No.26607082

Can I even buy more now? Or do I have to wait. I only have 2 shares.

>> No.26607086
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26607086

>>26606880
I really wish Bank of America would fucking WORK
God damnit autists stop trying to add funds and let ME add funds.

>> No.26607089
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26607089

>>26606880
would be funny if this is the trigger for the stock market crash and the rise of XRP

>> No.26607091

>>26606976
you cant, only the big boys can

>> No.26607093

post step by step to buy and I buy the dip tomorrow

>> No.26607101

>>26607009
You think anyone is gonna trust these idiots with their money after this? 100 billion is a lot of anyone.

>> No.26607103

>>26607009
wtf can they actually just say "lol can't pay it" and get away?

>> No.26607113

>>26607009
Do you feel in charge?

>> No.26607124

>>26607009
OY VEY

>> No.26607137
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26607137

STEIN/11

NEVER FORGET

>> No.26607138

>>26607009
FUCK! OFF!

>> No.26607146

converted all my ETH into this. going in with $6000. let's fucking go

>> No.26607147

AM I TOO LATE? CAN I STILL BUY? ENTERING AT $230 SEEMS RETARDED BUT I WANT IN ON THIS AAAAAA

>> No.26607149

>>26606976
start up a billion dollar hedge fund

>> No.26607150

>>26607009
good and we'll fuck them and make it a issue for democrats.

Can't Stop
Won't Stop
GameStop.

>> No.26607159
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26607159

>>26606880
>>26606903
>>26606976
IM NOT FUCKING SELLING

>> No.26607161

>>26607009
You sound worried, kike. Did you open a 100x short?

>> No.26607171
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26607171

should I buy anons, I'm panicing, I've never seen a thread move so fast...

>> No.26607176
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26607176

>When they thought gamers rise up was going to be an incel revolution and instead it's a bank heist

>> No.26607181

>>26606880
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BUY STOCKS AFTER HOURS?

>> No.26607185

>>26607009
>>The hedges that shorted will just declare bankrupcy and get off scoot free while the GME plummets in the after hours when you wont even be able to sell.
>>26607103
Lol you are so wrong, if this happened the stock market would crumble and GME stock would be the most valuable stock in existence.

>> No.26607192

>>26606880
Shorts will have to cover at market open tomorrow as after hours doesn’t provide enough liquidity for them. This means the stock will go even higher tomorrow lol.

>> No.26607194
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26607194

is it too late to buy tomorrow morning anons? i want to make it too and i have a couple thousand to throw at it

>> No.26607199

>>26607093
you misunderstand, there's no more dips
only tiny ones will happen during halts, and as seen today, they crawl back up within seconds

>> No.26607212
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26607212

>>26606977

>> No.26607214

>>26607066
Trading212 has no fees
What advantages Etoro or degiro have?

>> No.26607218

it's too late to buy in...hahaha....right anons?
(will every boomer and robinhood zoomer start to buy GME, snowballing it to $500+)

>> No.26607224

>>26607009
not how it works, they're paying up no matter what

>> No.26607227

>>26607147
T H I S
H
I
S

Tell me /biz/

>> No.26607236

Anybody feel like giving me a quick run down? It sounds like reddit wall street bets all got together to pump up gme? And somehow they had enough money to cause the price to skyrocket? Is there anything else that I am missing?

>> No.26607238
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26607238

Kill the hegies. DO NOT FUCKING SELL

>> No.26607241

Release the tension in your face, neck, and body and

DONT

FUCKING

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT

DO NOT SELL
>DO NOT SELL
DO NOT SELL
>DO NOT SELL
DO NOT SELL
>DO NOT SELL

>> No.26607247

when does one sell this theoretical GME stock? i would like to make it real

>> No.26607255

Question to all you faggots:

Can the squeeze and crash happen during AH and we are all fucked once the markets open tomorrow? How does it work?

>> No.26607260

Is this...what making it feels like...?

>> No.26607271

>>26607009
This is what I expect to happen as well. It just seems too easy. Some people will make out like bandits but the people expecting a 100x will probably be disappointed.

>> No.26607272

How do you do after hours trading on the ameritrade website

>> No.26607273
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26607273

>>26607009
Banks will cover it for them.
Rockets regardless.

>> No.26607274
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26607274

>>26606880
DON'T SELL HOLD OUT!

>> No.26607275
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26607275

What happens if you short gamestop for three weeks from now?

>> No.26607287

>>26607194
Friday is the day it'll shoot up so, tomorrow is basically last stop I think.

>> No.26607301

i only have $50 to my name

can i still buy in? i want to LARP with you anons and join in on the fun.

i doubt you can buy a bit of a share, unlike bitcoin.

>> No.26607303

>>26607185
satoshi always wanted crypto to be inherently tied to the value of gamers' collective hobby

>> No.26607308

>>26607009
That's not how it works, is it? Otherwise they would've done that shit already.

>> No.26607309

>>26607194
NO DAY BEFORE FRIDAY IS TOO LATE. THE LONGER YOU WAIT THE LESS YOU MAKE STOP FUCKING ASKING AND START FUCKING BUYING

>> No.26607327

>>26607086
USE ROBINHOOD AND IT'LL GIVE YOU THE FUNDS BEFORE YOUR BANK TRANSFERS IT

>> No.26607342

Once in a lifetime opportunity to btfo the greedy wallstreet kikes? Im in.

>> No.26607350

>>26607301
they are called fractional shares and yes you can

>> No.26607353

>>26607171
nobody knows, but most likely it'll pump a lot more
there's no certainty here, it's all uncharted teritory. This is history in the making and it'll have a place in economy books.

>> No.26607357

i never traded, i know nothing about this, do i give my real informations to etoro?

>> No.26607359
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26607359

doing my part

>> No.26607361

I thought i couldn't buy after market close but robinhood let me buy. it shows my position as being stated in shares.

did i just lose a month of salary or did i get on the boat? why did robinhood let me buy after hours? $4k. haven't played in a while. used to not be able to buy after hours.

>> No.26607388

>>26607275
You make double the money

>> No.26607393

what's the reasoning for wall street boys shorting GME? surely there are better stocks to short

>> No.26607395
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26607395

>mfw 70 shares @ $80
these kikes are gonna buy me a fighter jet

>> No.26607396

>>26607227
>>26607147
THE STOCK IS 130% SHORTED
THEY HAVE TO BUY EVERY SINGLE STOCK
BUY NOW
DON'T FUCKING SELL UNTIL THE SHORT POSITIONS GET CLOSED

HOLD

>> No.26607399
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>>26607009
>The hedges that shorted will just declare bankrupcy and get off scoot free
idiot, someone needs to pay for those shares that they borrowed.

If a hedge fund declares bankruptcy and can't pay guess who pays? Who ever lended them money to leverage their positions.

If the Banks can't pay then the Gov will have to do another bailout. If the Gov decide not to bailthem out and we're left with thousands of FTDs orders, then the stock market itself will come crashing down because no one will have any faith in the system.

>> No.26607402

How much liquidity does this hedgefund have?

>> No.26607405

>>26607009
If hedges can't pay then whoever sold them the short has to cover. This is basic science.

>> No.26607408

That's a big stock

>> No.26607411

>>26607218
nope, buy now

>> No.26607447

Here’s something I’m not clear on, if the hedge funds can buy stock at market price and not pay $1488/share, because they don’t have to close all these positions simultaneously, how do people actually sell their stocks then?

>> No.26607451

>>26607009
If they declare bankruptcy it doesnt matter. The shorts still have to be closed. SOMEONE has to buy the shares and close the positions. All 130% of the shares, lmao.

>> No.26607452

>>26607147
>>26607194
>>26607218
you're good to buy any time before the hedgie shorts expire on Friday/Monday

>> No.26607455

>>26607214
Degiro has small fees and Etoro has no fees except extremely jewish currency exchange ones
Don't really see their advantages compared to Trading212, yeah

>> No.26607459
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26607459

Lets goooooo

>> No.26607460
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26607460

>>26607327
I cant add the bank that's the problem.

>> No.26607465

>>26607408
>>26607408
>>26607408
>>26607408

>> No.26607481

>>26607236
thats more or less it yes. what is driving the price is that a major hedge fund has a massive short option which triggers on friday

>> No.26607485

>>26607236
Major short squeeze imminent + weaponised autism = blood in the water + hedge fund go bye bye

>> No.26607489

What happens on friday?

>> No.26607490

>>26607393
Shitty retail video game seller even gamers don't like that was majorly buttfucked by Corona. They thought it was free money driving it to 0

>> No.26607491
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26607491

Gamestop
noone can stop wat is cooming (TM)

>> No.26607493
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>>26607275
Everybody shorts GME again
Reddit and /biz/ buys all the calls again
Whole cycle will repeat itself

Nobody will ever short GME in fear of getting bankrupted for the rest of history

>> No.26607498

>>26607393
Naked greed

>> No.26607501

can a brazilian get in on this? I don't think my shit nation lets me trade outside my country.

>> No.26607504

When everyone is hysterically screaming DON'T SELL, that's when you definitely sell.

>> No.26607505

Oh this will 100% can short selling regulated so you can't short over 100% of a stock. So this is a once in a lifetime thing.

>> No.26607516

>>26607147
>>26607227
YES
FUCK
ANYTHING BELLOW 1K IS A STEAL

>> No.26607518
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26607518

>>26607399
>tfw you realize you could have broken the new world order at any time by just telling a bunch of autists to trade stonks as a joke

>> No.26607530

>>26607408
4 U

>> No.26607546
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26607546

>>26607181
one hint

>> No.26607539

Does this squeeze Friday or Monday?

>> No.26607540

>>26607359
similar. i put in $4k at 236. i can't even watch the live movements, it's going up and down like a madman. i understand the fundamentals of this, that they are forced to buy out our bags on friday/monday because they shorted over 100%. but it seems too good to be true. this is just free money right now, isn't it?

>> No.26607543

>>26607236
Hedgies shorted more GME than they had money to cover. Now they get plundered.

>> No.26607545

Almost complete /biz/ newfag here. I thought about about going in a few hours ago, but decided against it because 1) I couldn't afford to lose too much money in my current state and 2) if I started trading now I'd probably really get into it and then eventually lose money. Is that irresponsible or responsible?
Wish everyone the best though.

>> No.26607561

>>26607327
kek, should I just overdraw my other account right now?
How fucked would I be? Can I even do that?

>> No.26607562

>>26607411
im all in on an OTC penny stocks(up ~700%) so i can't. you can easily get 100-200% with OTCs but i think GME is gonna be even more. don't know what to do

>> No.26607567

>>26607361
You can buy after hours on RH but you can’t sell

>> No.26607570

Is AMC legit? Why do people think that will go up too?

>> No.26607574

i did my part anons i got keemstar to post about it
https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1354189166716850176

>> No.26607580

>>26607396
AND AFTER THEY BUY EVERY SINGLE STOCK
THEY HAVE TO BUY ONE THIRD OF THE STOCK
AGAIN
WE ARE LITERALLY RUGGING ON WALL STREET

I REPEAT

WE ARE RUGPULLING WALLSTREET

>> No.26607596

Damn looks like ameritrade won't let you purchase after hours. Is it better to buy market at the open tomorrow or is there usually a dip a little after open?

>> No.26607606

>>26607103
No because the short positions would be left open. Someone has to actually buy the shares at whatever price they are and close the positions or else interest accrues.

>> No.26607610
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26607610

>>26607009

>> No.26607624

>>26607455
My biggest gripe with t212 is that they delisted all cryptos recently due to UK regulations and their graphs sometimes are wonky
Other than that they are ok

>> No.26607625

>>26607176
Quite a twist. No one expected it.

>> No.26607629

>>26607580
How does that work?

>> No.26607634

>>26607574
based virality anon

>> No.26607636

When do experienced faggots shill us the short interest after today?

>> No.26607638
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26607638

>>26607150
>Can't Stop
>Won't Stop
>GameStop

>> No.26607639

>>26607518
this will never happen again because when this is all over the SEC will instantly pass a new law that blocks a certain % of all outstanding shares from being shorted.

>> No.26607640

>>26607447
The last shorter is the rotten egg. First one out has losses but survives. Last one out basically dies. But they all don't want to be the first to move cause this starts the domino.

>> No.26607645

I could put 30k into this, if I just doubled that I could pay off my house.

But fuck it's gambling isn't, fucking GAMESTOP can't be worth $500. The shorters will find some workaround and everyone will be left holding bags, surely. The jews have been at it too long to let something like this happen.

>> No.26607646

>>26607255
Pls reply

>> No.26607649

>>26607459
Can you cancel a sell limit once it’s been put up?

>> No.26607650

>>26607545
No one cares pussy fuck yourself

>> No.26607660

>>26607545
It's probably one of the dumbest yet safest gambles you can make right now given the high volatility and the fact that the retard hedge funds shorting this stock aren't backing down despite massive losses. By Friday, 1000 per share could very well be attainable. You buy in at 100-130 and you'll make a ten-fold profit.

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>>26607241
Holding forever. I only got in today, sold all my Tesla stock to buy GME. This could be you tomorrow anon.

>> No.26607668

>>26606880
I need to close /biz/ for the next week. I'm getting so much FOMO. I'm pretty much guaranteed to buy at the worst time and lose big.

It's not worth it bros.

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>>26606880
>already on the 17th thread

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>>26606880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHTm0N59Rc
https://youtu.be/Nm5yK8Ltwjo
https://youtu.be/mo5J1whk_RU
ABSOLUTELY GOLDEN CLIPS OF KIKES SEETHING
never thought I would say it, but reddit did something good today

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26607675

>>26606880

>> No.26607677

Got my robinhood account approved, just need to put some money into it. I'm thinking somewhere between $200 and $500.
What happens to the left over money? Do I just use it on other stocks? Let it sit? Can I get it back?

>> No.26607680

>>26607518
IT WAS LITERALLY THIS FUCKING SIMPLE
>>26607545
GME IS LITERALLY THE ONLY TRADE YOU'LL EVER NEED TO DO

>> No.26607700

>>26607649
yes, at any time before it's executed

>> No.26607704

>>26607055
$1488.69

>> No.26607708

>>26606880
wait if the markets are closed how are the prices still moving? They're solid at night time

>> No.26607712
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26607712

Im so tired, pls help me.
Did I actually manage to buy shares before the market closed? CET here.

>> No.26607714

>>26607570
I bought some cause it’s bound to go up anyway when they open. Decent investment if it’s not a get rich quick scheme.

>> No.26607717

>>26607181
you cannot. need to be a big boy massive hedge fund to trade after hours.

>> No.26607726

>>26607645
It isn't gambling if you go all in, then you're creating momentum.

>> No.26607729

>>26607539
after hours friday

>> No.26607730

How does this work with the universal rule that if something sounds too good to be true, it probably is?

>> No.26607750

>>26606880
GME is going to 5,000 if all the shorts get called.

>> No.26607751

>>26607327
if you are tring to start using robinhood right now you are SOL. it takes 5 days to confirm your bank account

>> No.26607752

>>26606880
Is it worth it buying more first thing tomorrow? Even at $200+?

>> No.26607759
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26607759

>>26607516
>ANYTHING BELLOW 1K IS A STEAL
Go on, explain.

>> No.26607763

WHYS IT CRASHING

>> No.26607765

>>26607518
That is not how 5d works fren

>> No.26607766
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26607766

>gamble my way to a couple grand out of 500 bucks
>reinvest those thousands into a solid portfolio and can finally get started on some serious investing despite being an unemployed poorfag college student
Thank you, Melvin and your kikebuddies

>> No.26607773

>>26607645
Fucking buy.
Stop being a defeatist bitch. This is a once in a lifetime chance to get back at the jews.
They already lost billions already and they will lose more if you buy gamestop.

>> No.26607783

>>26607712
yes, it says you bought at 21:56

>> No.26607786
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26607786

>>26607055
$1488 or bust

>> No.26607784

>>26607629
OVERLEVERAGED FUCKS
THEY SHORT SOLD STOCKS
AND THEN THEY BORROWED THE STOCKS THE SOLD AGAIN
JUST TO SHORT SELL THEM AGAIN
DOUBLE SHORTING THEM
FUCKING TARDS

>> No.26607794

How do options work? And how can I make big money here?
Help a retard out

>> No.26607800

>>26607505
Too much money is made off of shorting. They’d never handicap something that usually pays off for Wall Street

>> No.26607804

>>26607567
I see. thanks anon. i have $15k sitting in my checking acct, it would probably be irresponsible to all in on that. iirc it takes 3 days to transfer funds anyway so i'd miss the boat.

when does the boat end? sell before friday, or after?

>> No.26607805

>>26607540
Lol now back to $220... this is wilder than watching a slot machine!

>> No.26607806

>>26607730
please dont say that anon.

>> No.26607808

>>26607677
you dont need to buy a whole share, you can buy a half a share and etc

>> No.26607815

>>26607752
Yes

>> No.26607816

>>26607717
we are pretty big guys

>> No.26607823
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26607823

Explain please, indicative now is 240, let’s say it stays about the same at 240 at 8:59am tomorrow ? what do I do if I want to buy at that price ? Can this change to like 120 or 300 at 9am ?

>> No.26607838

What should I buy limit at?

>> No.26607841

ROBINHOOD WON’T APPROVE ANY NEW ACCOUNTS

>> No.26607843

>>26607640
can you give me an explanation on how the short squeeze works. im trying to convince my boomer parents to buy in.

>> No.26607846

>>26607546
based

>> No.26607852

brainlet here, how do I make free money?

>> No.26607862
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26607862

>>26607751
>it takes 5 days to confirm your bank account
What the fuck

>> No.26607874

>>26607645
no balls
ngmi

>> No.26607875

>>26607730
This is different. Very unique situation. Will never happen again because they will change the rules after this.

>> No.26607891

>>26607645
things are worth whatever people are willing to pay for them. the trick here is that someone (Melvin Capital) HAS TO BUY a lot of fucking shares on friday

>> No.26607892

>>26607518
It’s always been this simple. It only takes 30% non-compliance to break a system.

>> No.26607898

>>26606880
Can someone explain what is going on to a brainlet?

>> No.26607902

>>26607730
it's a bubble, everyone wins until it pops

it's too good today and it'll be horrible tomorrow, except nobody thinks tomorrow will come until friday.

>> No.26607918

>>26607759
It's a STEAL, a filching!

>> No.26607919

>>26607800
They will ban overshorting which was what created this scenario.

>> No.26607921

biggest L for jews since 1932

>> No.26607925

>>26607852
>buy GME
>hold
>sell at $1488

>> No.26607928
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26607928

>>26607396
I saw people saying to make limit sell orders so they can't buy it out from under you, should I do this??

Can they really just buy my stock without me knowing?

>> No.26607930

>>26607009
You won't get payed. Why are you still trying, Shlomo?

>> No.26607933

>>26607841
THEY KNOW

>> No.26607935

>>26607838
1000 is safe
2000 is bold

>> No.26607936

>>26607752
I was able to buy on my robinhood acct I never use. Anyone know if its executed on market open, or did it go through?

>> No.26607944

>>26607708
After hours trading is pretty common now.

>> No.26607947

>>26607218
>it's too late to buy in...hahaha....right anons?
I thought it was too late to buy yesterday but I did anyway and I'm up 250% as of today. Stop fucking around and BUY

>> No.26607948

What happens on Monday when everybody tries to sell and they shut it down like they did today? How can I be sure I will be able to sell out?

>> No.26607951

>>26607645
>fucking GAMESTOP can't be worth $500.
It isn't buying due to a technicality hudge fund kiddies are forced to buy your stocks despite your price or they're fucked by other hedge fundits

>> No.26607956

>>26607712
yeah bro you got them

>> No.26607957

>>26607852
wait for another hedge fund to do retarded shit I guess

>> No.26607959

>>26607546
based and truthpilled

>> No.26607963
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26607963

based

>> No.26607969

>>26607862
When you make the rules you get to do what you want :^)

>> No.26607980

>>26607891
This. They got greedy and wrote a check they couldn’t cash. Now they’re desperately trying to cover their ass and avoid the biggest market crash since 08.

>> No.26607988

>>26607677
Yes to all of those

>> No.26608000

I'm in the EU, do I have to wait until tomorrow to buy GME?

>> No.26608001

>>26606880
but ***realistically*** how high is this going to go by friday? can anyone who has actual experience answer?

>> No.26608002

>>26607176
So this is what tgey mean by, "patience is a virtue."

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26608011

>>26607862
>Etoro was instant
XD

>> No.26608014

>>26607663
noooooo not the heckin tesla stockerino

>> No.26608015
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26608015

>>26607902
The the world scale game of hot seats
Except with millions of USD dollars on the line

>> No.26608020

>>26607963
>not only above Microsoft and Apple, but above Tesla itself
Fucking lmao, no wonder Elon is on this shit for the fuck of it.

>> No.26608023

>>26606880
>The stock moons to Pluto on open tomorrow.
Is it better to buy on open or wait for some kind of dip during the first hours?

>> No.26608030

I have $5k to swing, someone tell me why this is stupid, otherwise I'm buying.

>> No.26608041

>>26607794
Watch some "in the money" videos on jewtube fren. that dork knows his shit.

>> No.26608046

>>26607928
That's not what a limit sell is. Use google you stupid piece of shit.

>> No.26608057

>>26607730
Because the ones who made the wrong bet this time are the fund managers thought. They thought shorting GME 130% into the ground is literally free candy. And now they are getting fucked

>> No.26608058

this is fucking insane. ww3 soon

>> No.26608071

>>26607823
It will probably change due to international markets. Go ahead and buy if you want to.

>> No.26608078

>>26608023
This. Buy after hours, on opening, or after opening?

>> No.26608084

>>26607956
>>26607783
So I really bought it at a bargain minutes before the market closed?
Can’t believe I’m lucky for once.

>> No.26608083

>>26607645
If you understood what's going on, you'd realize that the best possible thing you could do is go all in just like everyone else and wait for Friday when the options expire.
>can't be worth $500
Thats-where-youre-wrong-kiddo.jpg

>> No.26608085

Genuine question, should I get some GME or it is all over?

>> No.26608091

Put in 1k friday
5k yesterday
10k today

100 shares of stocks the rest in ITM calls
will i be rich?

>> No.26608096

>>26607639
they won't do that. if that were the case suddenly there are no profitable trades in the markets and then everyone starts liquidating and we start down the downward spiral of panic selling.

>> No.26608098

>>26607928
Maybe not buy but borrow it, as what started this in the first place.

>> No.26608104

>>26608030
do it

>> No.26608103

>>26606880
WE THE PEOPLE REALLY DO HAVE ALL THE POWER
WEVE HAD IT ALL ALONG
WE JUST FORGOT HOW TO PLAY THE GAME
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!

>> No.26608105

Can you short the hedge

>> No.26608108
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26608108

SIR?

>> No.26608110

>>26608001
we all been lying to you, it's gonna burrow into the Earth's core

>> No.26608114

>>26607935
No, buy limit
Incase it dips again?

>> No.26608119

>>26607274
set the price to 1488.69, retard

>> No.26608128

>>26607841
I just made an account 30 mins ago and already bought.

>> No.26608126

Why don't the short sellers just start buying all the available stock left before the price skyrockets any futher?

>> No.26608133

>>26607645
they never expected millions of retards to kill them

>> No.26608134

>>26608091
yes

>> No.26608142

In going to buy a 500$ call tomorrow at opening. What date should I make it

>> No.26608152

>>26608108
SELL SELL SELL WE'RE DROPPING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.26608153

>>26607751
Any Amerifat options that don't waste time with verification?

>> No.26608154
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26608154

Selling at $500, good luck to everyone going higher

>> No.26608163

it just dumped

>> No.26608169

>>26607730
This is untreaded waters who the fuck knows

>> No.26608192

>>26607645
>I could put 30k into this, if I just doubled that I could pay off my house.
Go to casino, bet everything on red
You have higher chances of making it than on stock market

>> No.26608195

>>26606880
I've only recently started getting into the stock market. I understand the concept of short selling but when are these faggots supposed to return their stocks? Which is I assume when stock prices will peak.

I've heard some people say it's this friday but I can't find any source on that.

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26608202

So WHEN should we sell on Friday?

>> No.26608207

So is the plan to hold until Monday and sell? What happens after the hedgefunds' shorts expire?

>> No.26608209

>>26608001
>can anyone who has actual experience answer?
nobody has experience with this retarded situation. this has never happened before. anonymous retards collectively meme together without any actual group identity and manage to fuck over a set of hedge funds somehow. youre as experienced as everyone else is here

>> No.26608212

>>26607639
Jokes on you. This wasn't supposed to happen because that's already illegal: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/n/nakedshorting.asp

More likely scenario is they make it illegal to report short positions publicly so that hedgies can't get caught with their dicks out again.

>> No.26608215

>>26607672
>getting people from the biggest board on the website to come over here + news reaching the normalfags

>> No.26608217
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the harder they fall the higher crypto goes after

>> No.26608221

>>26606976
Robinhood gold account

>> No.26608229

>>26607843
They borrowed shares to sell and promise to pay it back.
So they borrowed a shit ton of GME stock at 4 dollars and expected GME to go backrupt which means the shares would be 0 and they don't have to pay it back.
They were so sure GME would go bankrupt they shorted more shares than what was available.
So now the shares are at 200 and the broker wants their shares back. And so they are forced to buy it back. But buying it back drives the price up.
And remember that there are more shorts than shares, this creates a feedback loop which can send the price to infinite.

>> No.26608232

Bros how long does etoro take to approve an account? Will I be able to buy in for tomorrow?

>> No.26608233

So we go all in and what for friday.

And then? Sell on monday market opening?

>> No.26608235

Should I sell GME at 250? Is 1k a real target or are you guys trolling?

>> No.26608245

>>26608126
Because that would bankrupt them.

>> No.26608247

>>26608154
Every time you sell, that's just another stock that the jews get to put in their pockets to cushion the blow

>> No.26608248

>>26608126
because they are hoping that people will sell and cash out before then
it's basically a game of who is willing to break last

>> No.26608257

>>26607645
Building 7.

>> No.26608260

already back to 220

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>>26607674
LMAO! I haven't even finished watching the first clip and my sides have already left the trading floor.

>> No.26608263

>>26608154
HOLD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>> No.26608264

>>26607015
Then I’ll finally be rich

>> No.26608268

>>26607015
>What if
Like it's not gonna happen.

>> No.26608273

>>26607009
The broker is forced to take their position, so they’ll go bankrupt. Then their banks will go bankrupt. The the central bank goes down.

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>>26607399
so you're saying that we're gonna cause the world to crash?

>> No.26608285

>>26607804
No problem. That’s how RH operates iirc. The transfer window is a killer for sure. Short options are closing Friday which means they’ll have to buy buy back in in order to cover their losses causing an increase in stock price. Not sure what would cause another major boom on Monday but maybe someone out here can help.

>> No.26608286

>>26608235
don't fucking sell

>> No.26608287

>>26608030
Buy at open anon, this is some rare shit.

>> No.26608290

>>26607399
Funny you say that but still believe in the voting system (or democracy)
They’ll not pay, you’ll get fucked and everyone will still believe in the stock market in general

>> No.26608299

>>26607402
>How much liquidity does this hedgefund have?
Nonfactor, the hedgies are backed by lending institutions and these lending institutions are backed by the government because if the trades aren't completed the system that the markets are built on is dead and Black Tuesday looks like spilled milk at a Toddler's birthday party.

>> No.26608303

How is IT MOVING NOW I CANT EVEN BU Y THE MARKETS ARE CLOSED SOMEBODY EXPLAIN

>> No.26608307

>>26607009
This unironically. How can people be so wet behind the ears on wall street tricks.

>> No.26608309

Sorry lads I sold 4 shares to break even. I'm going to however let my last 5 ride forever.

>> No.26608311

>>26608126
It drives the price up. Exactly what they don't want. They want a selloff instead

>> No.26608312

>>26607481
>>26607485
>>26607543
LOL hedgies getting fucked. I hate gamestop though. I wished they picked something else to use their autism on

>> No.26608313

>>26608235
if you sell 1k won't happen. Hold until 1k. It is real

>> No.26608314

imagine selling at 1k when everyone else is doing that, sell at 999 or a few dollars under.

>> No.26608315

>>26608001
who cares dude nothing is real it's a number on a screen, buy 10 shares and watch, it might let you feel alive

>> No.26608320

>>26606976
Probably something to do with being flagged as a pattern day trader, I can buy/sell.

>> No.26608321

>>26608235
If you sell the bad guys win.

>> No.26608322

>>26608235
The squeeze is friday
You saw todays profits
Every boomer is getting in on this tomorrow

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26608325

>>26606880
one bullet for the jews

>> No.26608327

>>26608235
1k is a real target, it's already around 250 and the squeeze hasnt even happened yet

>> No.26608337

>>26608303
it's called post or pre market

>> No.26608343

>>26608286
I got in at 70 uhh im up 3x this feels weird....

>> No.26608349

What happens if gamestop issues additional shares?

>> No.26608355

>>26608126
That would increase the price and obliterate their positions. They'd be spending money to lose money

>> No.26608357

>>26607928
Most brokers borrow out your shares when you own it.

>> No.26608360

>>26608235
I think there are a lot of people who will not sell and intend to make Melvin Capital hurt... $1k seems likely

>> No.26608366

Literally insider trading. You are all going to get fucked so hard lol

>> No.26608368

The most important thing is actually until Friday there will be another price battle in which the short sellers will try to keep as many calls as possible outside the price so that they cannot be executed and the broker does not have to buy them on the market to cover them .
It is particularly critical because monthly and weekly calls expire, as far as I know the highest monthly call was 60c 1/29 and 115c 1/29 (left out the new 200c).

The MM will try everything to push the course below 60 , our goal to get to 115 . Until then, expect massive short attacks , it will probably be even more blatant than yesterday. Since a price limit is harder to keep higher up, don't be surprised if there is a red tag up until then or the lower limit is 60-80.
For those of you who don't know what is meant, 100xLimit orders at $ 60 are $ 6000 <$ 11500 100x at $ 115 and easier to hold or buy from autistic people.

And almost most importantly , put your stop loss out , the shortsellers try to trigger as many as possible with their short sales in order to trigger a chain reaction of panic selling .

Remember yesterday we saw exactly that , price dumping at its finest, although almost no short position was powered.

Should we be able to hold the $ 115 by Friday , the banks (! Not the shortsellers) would have to buy an additional 8 million shares to cover the demand for the calls. To achieve this there is really only the possibility ,

>> No.26608371

I just put every cent I have in this
If it all crashes down I am the brokest of broke
if it hits my limit sell of $1,400 I'll be a millionaire
t e n d i e s

>> No.26608376

>>26608202
>friday
dont you mean monday

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>>26607396
>>26607580
Should we just set all of our sell limits for 10k? I don't understand if they HAVE to buy what's to stop you from asking for 6 million a share? There is no way the tribe will allow this

>> No.26608384

>>26607794
buying options with this much volatility is retarded.

>> No.26608385

>>26608235
This website literally got Trump elected, the meme magic is real. Do not sell.

>> No.26608388
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26608388

READ THIS IF YOU USE ROBINHOOD
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A STOP LOSS, OR EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT AND JUST HOLD

>> No.26608389

isn't it better to set a trailing stop loss on friday? that way it could moon to 10000$, and as soon as it drops you get all the profit

>> No.26608394

might lose it all might double, idk. i'm not babysitting the shit
>>26608126
they would just push the price up further, thus losing even more money. for whatever the net gain for team Buy is, they lose 130% of that.

>> No.26608406

>>26607919
I’m not sure that they will. Overshorting has obviously worked wonders thus far or else this wouldn’t have been able to happen.

>> No.26608407

>>26608313
>>26608327
thanks i bought for the memes and will hodl for the memes

>> No.26608410

can someone work out the mechanics of how ur supposed to settle 130% shorts on a stock?

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>>26608325
Based.
Now hold until $1k!

>> No.26608430

>>26608366
You will be homeless melvin.

>> No.26608437

OK, got 8.8k in total I can invest, do you guys thing it will dip back to 100-130 at atll prior to Mars 2021 over the weekend?

>> No.26608444

>>26607009
GO BUY SOME ROPE JEW!!!!! YOU'RE FUCKED

>> No.26608447

>>26608207
They have to buy our bags at whatever price we set.

>> No.26608453

I feel real fucking stupid for not listening to /smg/ last year when they were shilling GME at $5

>> No.26608458

>>26608235
in my opinion, by this friday this shit is either getting manipulated down to 0 or it's exploding to over 1k

>> No.26608466

>>26608349
We buy and hold dummy

>> No.26608468

>>26608235
We were at $250 like 15 minutes ago you fucking coward, wait until Friday. It's literally only going to keep going up until then unless retards like you sell.

>> No.26608467

>>26608152
Kike detected. Monday is when their short gets called correct?

>> No.26608476

>>26608030
i'm putting in 2000 fuck it

>> No.26608482

>>26606880
HODL

>> No.26608487

Wtf I should have bought more this is epic retard strength level shit

>> No.26608488
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26608488

Holding 22 shares lads, lets fucking ride

>> No.26608492

>>26607255
No idea honestly but my guess tells me if you have a limit out then no it'll just sell there. If not then possibly btfo

>> No.26608496

>>26608366
it's not insider trading stupid brainlet. all the short % float was public info

>> No.26608499

>>26608366
It’s freedom of speech, all in publicly accessible forum.

>> No.26608506

>>26608209
this nobody knows we can keep pointing at the similar VW situation, but this is way worse for the people shorting it due to higher short% and more people buying this stock than every other stock on the fucking planet.

>> No.26608513

I want to know how many GameStop stocks are still being sold short. Have the Jews bailed yet or are they still doubling down on their short positions?

>> No.26608524

>>26607308
thats not how it works. someone will be caught holding the bags. if not another hedgefund then tax payers. ether way the system has failed.

>> No.26608530

New

>>26608484
>>26608484
>>26608484

>> No.26608535

Stupid question, can I lose more than principal if I chuck 1k into this and second stupid question, is it ogre?

>> No.26608536

>>26608488
Checked and based!

>> No.26608539

>>26608217
I’m funneling ALL OF THESE GAINS into crypto

>> No.26608546

>>26607668
>not worth it
My man we are in pregame right now.
Stock already spiked to $250 twice today. Its guaranteed to hit that again tommorow so any price under $250 is guaranteed to be in the money.
I wish I could convey to you guys how much of a sure thing this is.
We aren't betting on Gamestops worth, we are abusing retarded tactics hedgefunds use and punishing them and there is nothing they can do about it. This is going to be one of the largest transfers of wealth in human history and its going to be between generations as boomers hand it over to millennialsand gen z.
They have already lost Billions.

>> No.26608549

Alright /biz/fags. Did my part. $1000 in.

Don't let me down or it's off to the gas chambers with y'all.

>Visting /pol/tard

>> No.26608563

SELL

DO NOT LISTEN TO RETARDS ON 4CHAN

IF YOU HAD MADE A PROFIT NOW, GREAT. THIS IS GOING TO CRASH HARD

>> No.26608566

>>26607171
The hedge funds need to buy 3-400% of floated stocks, that’s going to take multiple days worth of volume at our already astronomical volume.

1k is the starting point, likely more.

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26608572

>>26608366

>> No.26608571

>>26608154
You don't want to do that anon, but do what you want I guess.

>> No.26608580

>>26608389
Or it could tank early and trigger then shoot up

>> No.26608584

>>26607730
>the universal rule that if something sounds too good to be true, it probably is?
That principle still holds true. The shorts thought their positions were free money and that it'd be too good to be true. What's happening right now is the part where they find out its "too good to be true".

>> No.26608595

>>26607303
Fuck it I am putting in 20k tomorrow morning

>> No.26608593

>>26607928
Too many shorts is what caused this situation in the first place, why refuse more?

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26608604

>>26607399
What if they do get bailed out

>> No.26608606

>>26608015
Puffy vulva.

>> No.26608614

does placing a sell limit order do anything to my day trade counter (the 4 or whatever) cause im already at the limit and i dont want to fuck up bigly

>> No.26608624

>>26608563
Get ye gone Melvin.

>> No.26608638

>>26608235
1k may be lowballing it

>> No.26608644

>>26608349
That would be a sign that GameStop is actually in trouble. However keeping things as is would give GameStop the ability to invest in new opportunities/buy their own things

>> No.26608668

>>26606880
FUCK THE HEDGE SHORTERS. THEY WANTED TO BANKRUPT GAMERS. DEATH TO BEARS. BUY MORE NOW

>> No.26608684

>>26608085
SHORTS ARE STILL OPEN
THE SHORT SQUEEZE HASN'T EVEN BEGUN
THIS IS JUST PURE HYPE

I REPEAT
WE ARE RUGGING WALLSTREET
THEY _HAVE_ TO BUY
THEY _HAVE_ TO BUY EVERY SINGLE STOCK

>> No.26608689

>>26608563
elon musk just tweeted about gamestop you think it's going to stop now?

>> No.26608691

>>26607447
I literally set my sell order at $1488. We are going to make it.

>> No.26608699

When you limit sell you can do it for a day or until it's cancelled. Is cancelled the one everyone is doing?

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26608711

I'm putting myself in cyrogenic storage until Monday lads when I thaw I expect to be rich I'll see you then

>> No.26608710

Fuck it I'm dumping $1000. Let's see what happens.

>> No.26608721

>>26608563
FUCK OFF MELVIN

>> No.26608737

>>26608388
is stop loss the limit sell thing? I should take thattt off?

>> No.26608740

I can't help but think the American tax payer will fit the bill for all of this.

>> No.26608741

>>26608563
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>> No.26608743

>>26608388
most brokers have an agreement where they loan the shares that you own to short sellers.

if you feel like your broker shouldn't be doing this with gamestop (or any stock) you have the right to call their customer support and request that they stop.

>> No.26608745

>>26608410
they buy from each other
literal cum guzzling jews

>> No.26608759

>>26608614
Only if the order executes, and the market it closed so it can't.

>> No.26608781

>>26608091
How does 10 billion sound?

>> No.26608809

>>26608614
hilfe

>> No.26608820

>>26607501
Same. I got 250$, hate the financial system and have no reason not to make a quick buck

>> No.26608821
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26608821

>>26607898
Fellow brainlet here, but from the thread I’ve pieced together the following
> a short is when you borrow some amount of shares with the promise that you’ll buy them later
> because of this it’s effectively a bet that the price goes down
> some kikes at the Melvin hedge fund shorted GameStop like crazy when it was around $20/share
This would be fine, except
> they shorted more than 100% of the shares that exist
> their position closes on EOD Friday, so they are forced to buy ALL existing GME shares by then, no matter the price
> any price above $175 is game over for them
> it’s over $200 currently with no signs of slowing
> they’ve hired a bunch of shills to convince us and r/wallstreetbets to sell in a desperate bid to stop the stock mooning
> Melvin is basically pic related

>> No.26608842
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26608842

>>26608366
Insider trading on a public forum?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT

>> No.26608844

>>26608235
Sell enough to cover your initial investment. Then hold everything else. Yeah its pussy tactic but you will be far less antsy if you are in it for no risk. Even if it dips down to $100 you still made mad profit.

>> No.26608867

if i create a buy order for 230 will it fill by tomorrow or will the hedgies pump it after hours

>> No.26608869

>>26607561
>How fucked would I be
This is my third time on /biz/ and even I know you would be at best pretty fucked, maybe bankruptcy could save you I dunno

>> No.26608878

>>26608563
FUCK
OFF

>> No.26608890

>>26607645
>The jews have been at it too long to let something like this happen.
109 countries anon. Eventually they slip or piss off too many people

>> No.26608902

>>26608091
Better pick what color lambo you want.

>> No.26608923

>>26608235
no one is trolling. there is a reason this shit is all over the news right now. if it were bullshit no one would care.

>> No.26608929

>>26608366
It's over Melvin.

>> No.26608931

>>26607086
I used fidlity. I threw $6k into my roth today and using that. Feels good.

>> No.26608932
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26608932

>robinhood isn't connecting to my bank right now
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>> No.26608952

>>26608229
thanks anon, perfect

>> No.26608958

>>26608349
they would have to issue new ones to existing shareholders. they can't just devalue existing shareholders without compensating equitably.

so you have the same value but 2x as many shares all worth 1/2 as much. idk if the shorts can use that to get out of that pinch, but gamestop has no reason to bail them out. if they did it would be investigated for collusion.

>> No.26609003

>>26606880
Have some puts at 60$ for Feb 19. Am I going to make it? Under water by 30%...

>> No.26609015

>>26608821
eh you're like 50% correct. don't think just buy and hold.

>> No.26609018

>>26608821
mostly accurate, but it isn't just one hedge fund that shorted gamestop. Many did. All of them are fucked.
Melvin was just the first domino to fall.

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26609022

>>26608366
>literally insider trading
>on an open forum
(((you)))

>> No.26609065

>>26607504
they've been screaming that the whole time

>> No.26609075

>>26608366
Suck on a lemon Melvin.

>> No.26609102

>>26608604
Then the banks and therefore the american taxpayer pays your tendies, enjoy!

>> No.26609111

>>26608388
isn't that actual insider trading?

>> No.26609112

Just made an etoro account. I assume debit card is the fastest deposit. How long will that take?

>> No.26609116

>>26608229
What actualyl fucking happens when a price goes to infinite?
Who the fuck is paying?

>> No.26609120

Set the limit at $10k. Raising it to $50k tomorrow. Tick tock, Melvin.

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26609127

>>26608549
/pol/-/biz/ reppin here as well.

>> No.26609152

>>26608410
Short seller A borrows a stock from someone who is holding a long position.

short seller B borrows a stock from short seller A, because nobody holding a long position would lend it to him because shorts are in high demand

>> No.26609161

>>26607947
i wish i could... robinhood hasn't activated my account probably because i have no credit history. Any other fast way to buy stonks?

>> No.26609200

>>26608821
They need to cover their short position they can do this with options. They don't really have to unwind. No one knows the price, where it's game over for them since they can use other instruments to hedge.

>> No.26609209

>>26608366
I'll give a shit when they punish the shit bags that were betting on stocks that didn't exist.

>> No.26609233

>>26608388
How.

>> No.26609243

>>26606880
>For Americans: Robinhood
>For Europeans: Etoro
What about Leafs?

>> No.26609247

>>26607176
>>26607275
>>26607518
Death to Buddhists. Long live the crown prince.

>> No.26609276

>>26608349
The short positions scale accordingly. If you were on the hook to return 100 shares to the person you borrowed them for, or provide 100 shares on a naked call sale, you now have to provide 200 shares.
A stock split just makes things crazier and will probably drive the price higher into insane territories.

>> No.26609281

>>26608378
IT'S PURE GAME THEORY
IF WE WANT WE CAN PUSH THE PRICE TO 10K
MOST PEOPLE PUT THEIR PRICE AT 1K
BUT IF THE SHORTS ARE NOT CLOSED
WELL FUCK GUESS WHAT THEY STILL HAVE TO BUY
ONLY WHEN THE SHORTS ARE GETTING CLOSED YOU SELL
THAT'S HOW YOU RUG WALLSTREET

>> No.26609285

>>26609161
try fidelity

>> No.26609291

>>26609243
wealthsimple

t.leaf

>> No.26609295

I hope you fags are right, i just put 10 into my roth ira for tax free gains

>> No.26609297

>>26608152
fuck off nigger

>> No.26609357

>>26607816
4u

>> No.26609364

So let's say the government intervenes Thursday and annuls the contract that the hedge funds have to buy back all the stock.
Is there a precendent for this in history?
What would be the consequences for the investors pushing GME up and for the stock market as a whole?

>> No.26609374

>>26608388
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M DOING
HOW DO PEOPLE NEED TO TOLD THIS

>> No.26609375

>>26609200
and who is going to be dumb enough to sell them options for GME?

maybe at like 500% premium

>> No.26609395

>>26608743
how do I do that? I don't want them touching my shit

>> No.26609403

>>26609233
If you never set a limit and don't even know how, there's nothing you need to do. This advice is for midwits, not nitwits.

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26609418

>>26608235
I’m doing 5k$

>> No.26609433

>>26607301
do it now, and HOLD

>> No.26609443

>>26609243
Use Questrade. Gives you after hours and pre market trading so you can be more flexible.

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26609444

>>26608285
I don't understand this either, if the short squeeze is on Friday and the shares have to be bought then why the hell would shares suddenly balloon to 1000 on Monday? ANYONE CARE TO EXPLAIN!

>> No.26609468

>>26608844
>Sell enough to cover your initial investment. Then hold everything else.
No. Invest an amount that you would not mind losing. That's it. No chickening out here, motherfuckers.

>> No.26609494

>>26607275
>>26607518
>>26607176
faggot nigger

>> No.26609514

>>26609111
Doesn't matter if you're a them

>> No.26609519

>>26606880
Brazilian here. I'm ready to do my part, how do I get in?

>> No.26609535

Is the price going to dump on friday? Do I just sell manually if I am available at 9:30 NY time friday?

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26609552

>>26608488
That's some nice hair you got there fren. Based.

>> No.26609554

>>26608595
u wont regret it. and HOLD

>> No.26609630

>>26609364
That would 100% crash the stock market with no survivors. It would completely destroy any trust anybody had. No way it happens

>> No.26609651

>>26608232
Yes, I just did.

>> No.26609655

In for 1k, it's all I got to play with, sorry I can't do more.

>> No.26609671

>>26607103
The liability would pass to the brokers who lent them the shares.

>> No.26609725

>>26608867
i'm doing 200..i refuse to buy above 200 i'm already pissed af i'm buying that high, even if it goes higher..i'm used to trading penny stocks.. i have 80,000 shares in one penny stock..just tripled my investment today and it's only 0.25 share price..25 cents!..i bought at 8 cents

>> No.26609730

>>26608821
Basically right, but positions have been closing every week, this week is the big one, because monthly options expire, and all of them are in the money, so they will be settled. The highest calls were 60 and 115, and they recently added 200, meaning if exercised they buy a huge chunk of stock, give it to the autists that are ride or die (aka never selling) meaning they both increase the price because they have to settle, and reduce supply making it even more expensive for shorts to cover.

They shorted so much that as long as no one sells they are fucked.

>> No.26609770

>>26609444
Because they have to buy them back, which will increase their price.

>> No.26609803

>>26606880
I'm in for 3 shares and holding, how fucked are the jews?

>> No.26609811

>>26609655
If I can get my shit approved, I'll be going in with half that. We gotta do what we can, but nothing more.

>> No.26609838

>>26609364
What >>26609630 said
Also probably a violent revolution

>> No.26609851

>>26608388
What is a stop loss?

>> No.26609867

>>26607570
Bought some as well

>> No.26609879

>>26609770
right, but won't all the buying being on Friday durring the squeeze?

>> No.26609885

>>26607009
They need collateral for their short position not how this works

>> No.26609896

>>26608535
Yes you can.

Good on you for knowing that it was a stupid question though.

>> No.26609971

Poorfag here with only 3.18 shares, but I'm along for the ride

>> No.26609983

>>26609364
Complete loss of investor confidence. Market collapse.

>> No.26609998

Market is close now, I missed it.
Tomorrow will be to risky to buy