/biz/ - Business & Finance

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

HOW MANY OF YOU FUCKERS ACTUALLY HAVE OVER 100

I could have put $600 into this shit when it was $70 if only my god damn stimulus check came in.

first for hold it fuck melvin and his shills

SELL

I hope none of you have families because
A. If you do and they find out that you are destroying other people’s lives like this then it’s not going to look good for you
And
B. If, no, when you get punished for manipulating the market and destroying said people’s lives it’s going to come back and not only hurt you, but the ones YOU care about.

This is the real world, it’s not a fucking meme. These are people. You are all actual psychopaths if you continue down this road.

>>26603695
$200 INCOMING OH SHIIIT WTF MELVIN REKT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Almost 190$ lmao HAHAHAHAHHA it will be worth more than Apple tomorrow.

>>26603695
we became a bunch of scientists? also if you even mention any ticker you're a confirmed shill

>>26603829
shut up bitch

>>26603796
CHAOS!

>>26603695
Hang this on your wall, beats modern art any day.

>>26603695
It's no better than a ponzi at this point.

So WHEN exactly is the expiry date and hour of the short sells? So we can sell just after Wall Street goes bankrupt?

>>26603829
So Canadians try to ruin this board like they do others huh?

>>26603829

Put your bets anons, melvin will jump, hang or shoot?

>>26603829
YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER THIS DOMAIN

>>26603813
>>26603829
lmao get fucked

>>26603829
ALL KIKES MUST HANG

I threw $50 at it, don't even care if I make money or not fuck wall street niggas.

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I JUST DOWNLOADED ROBINHOOD AND DEPOSITED MONEY WHAT DO I DO

Does the after hours price necessarily indicate tomorrow's opening price?

Have any of you made money off this? I've got 10k I can drop on this. If I'll even get a small profit I'll jump in with you boys.

>>26603829

>>26603829
no human shorts 130% of a stock, scramble bobo

>>26603829
Kikes out!

200$ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

post price predictions

>>26603695
Elon tweets 10 mins after close. Picrelated

>>26603829
>S-Sell goyim or else daddy SEC will stop you!

>>26603813
KYS KIKE I ALREADY BOUGHT ANOTHER $10,000 BUT WITH A $1,000,000 SELL LIMIT
>>26603829
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

It's better so sell, that's the rational thing to do. It's literally going down as we speak right now, so would you rather sell at 180 or at 90? Sell it.

>>26603829
MEEEEEEELVIN
COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

200!!!!!!

>>26603829

Maybe the ones who ACTUALLY manipulate the stock market and have done so for years should have thought about that too then, huh? You get what you fuckin' deserve, Murray.

>>26603695
Wait. They're pumping AMC as well?!

I don't have fiat but if I use my rent check I think my landlord can't evict me; what do I do bros? Why did I fall for crypto meme?

>>26603829
STFU retard this is long awaited retribution. Wallstreet finally gets to feel what its like to get fucked

>197$

200!
200!
200!
200!

>this is stupid, guys. knock it off already haha...

>>26603695
Subversive financial jews BTFO

>>26603695
Check after hours for AMC. Just broke $5 resistance and R*ddit is jumping on it. Buy calls at market open

wtf robinhood just approve my fucking account already. holy fucking shit these faggots take forever.

>>26603695
fucking hell

>>26603949
Yes. Tomorrow's price will open at the after hour prices.

>>26603957
Yes, I only got in today and Im up 60%.
6. 0.

literally gambling

>>26603940
ALSO HELP ME GET MONEY INTO MY ACCOUNT WHEN BANKS BEING A SHIT

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Are calls a good idea or should I just buy stock?

>>26603829

>expecting biz to think long term, especially when they're euphoric over making like $250

I SOLD MY $200 THIS MORNING WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING I BOUGHT THAT SHIT FOR $180 AND NOW ITS PROBABLY WORTH 5 GRAND

Based Reddit

that's it guys i'm going to sell

join me

>>26604009
It’s the next one after GME.

so when's the big sell? Thursday, Friday or Monday?

TWO HUNNET

WE DID IT

200 AND RISING

>>26603829
GR8 B8 M8

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>26603906
>It's no better than a ponzi at this point

How is that in any way different from the normal stock market? The whole thing is fake and gay.

SEE THE INVISIBLE DO THE IMPOSSIBLE ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA

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>>26604060
Welcome to Wall St., pal!

>>26603829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV-4etRB0Ms
you vapid fucks have been doing the same for decades, but now when its not you all of a sudden its a problem

>>26603829
>I hope none of you have families because
None that I give a shit about.

>A. If you do and they find out that you are destroying other people’s lives like this then it’s not going to look good for you
Only destroying people who fuck others on a daily basis, KARMA BITCH.

>B. If, no, when you get punished for manipulating the market and destroying said people’s lives it’s going to come back and not only hurt you, but the ones YOU care about.
thingsthatwonthappen.jpg


>This is the real world, it’s not a fucking meme.
Incorrect, everything is a meme. Same way being able to short a company over 150% float was a meme.

>These are people. You are all actual psychopaths if you continue down this road.
Didnt stop hedge fund managers fucking people over for decades.

>>26603949
this, anyone know the answer?

220!!!!!!!!

>218
EXPLODING

>R*dditors from wsb get fined and their trade reversed by the SEC
>/biz/ is under the radar

>>26603829
>A. If you do and they find out that you are destroying other people’s lives
I don't care, I just want money

>>26603957
I’m up $500 on ten shares in the past 2 hours.

>>26604041
Fucking finally. I thought I ate ass this morning when I bought at the peak TWICE. My 40 shares are slowly paying off bois

CAN WE BREAK 220

>>26604088
KYS first

ALL DIAMONDCHADS REPORT YOUR BOARD

>>26603829
Wut? Lol, this is what happens when you play the stock market. It's a zero-sum game and there are winners and losers. They knew when using options that it has an outsized effect on their risk profile.

If you don't have the stomach for it then that's fine, just don't play the game.

>>26603829
It is totally okay when the Jews on wall street do it though. Kek

>>26603695
this is more money than ive ever had in my life. i only have a measly 25 shares but holy fuck. i love you guys

>>26603829
Shameless shill
Your hedgefund is kill
Hedgie hedgie
Jump off ledgie

>>26603829

200 kek

see you on the moon lads

>>26604088
t. Hedge fund wagie fired Friday

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>>26604059
Damn, I know nothing about stocks but I do know that I've got at least 10k in my bank account that isn't going anywhere. Guess I'll dip my feet in with 2k and see what happens.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

>>26603957
I'm up $250k and I only got in yesterday and my all my shares are covered called so I'm missing out on all gains over $110 lmao, I am just in to take down the filthy shortees who are trying to fuck over the American people again. This is easily blasting to $300 on Monday when shorties are forced to cover

Fuck you Elon. Why post 1 day before I could get into it.

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PUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You already made a lot of gains, why would you risk losing it? The rational thing is to SELL. Do not hold. Sell. Sell. Sell.

>>26604051
HOLY SHIT IS THAT YOURS?

>>26603829

Holy hell! This will be at 1000 before Friday at this pace

trending towards 230, these short postions are fucked

>>26603797
Bought in at $80 a share like a retard too.

TWO FIFTY

>>26603829
Explain why would ppl get punished for buying stocks fair and square??

Absolutely fucking donkey numbers are in play now

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

$300 coming fast AHHHHHHHHH

>>26603695
Why cant i place the order on eToro
What is going on?

>>26603829
enjoy your jump on Monday hedgie faggot

i'm actually going to KMS that I missed out on buying before closing

does this really have a chance to hit 1k?

Holy fuck. I'm up 20k Should i just sell?

>>26603829
I know this is a bait, but it's fucking hilarious the hedge funds, who make billions robbing the world blind, are actually making this argument.
Maybe they shouldn't gamble with other people's money

haha brrrrrr

OH FUUUUVK

God damn I've made more off this stock in one week than I have in 5 years with crypto.

>>26603695
>222
JFC you absolute madmen are doing it. I missed out on today and waiting for these fuckers to let me use my bank account. Can this actually keep going all week? I won't be doing as well as those who started earlier but still.

>>26604175
WE ALREADY DID

>>26603829
>>>>>manipulating the market
No one is trading using insider information or shady ass tactics. Only retards telling other retards "hey go buy this". Not much you can do Melvin

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>>26604218
guaranteed 5x

POST SOME SEETHE

>tfw this shit is going to squeeze after market hours
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26604088
Nice, I'm selling too. I know a lot of people that are thinking about selling.

>>26604221
Cringe redditor.
Thanks for this adventure though, WSB.

HOW TO BUY WITHOUT AN ACCOUNT HOLD

FUCFUCK!!!

Newfag here, think there will be a dip tomorrow at opening? I’ve got $150 to drop, I’m a poorfag

>bought in at 140
>all of this profit
I wish I had gotten in earlier but 17 shares at 140 should get me a nice wad of cash.

quick rundown?

fuck it i'm about to go all in and liquidate all my other stocks. i love you fuckers

>230

>>26604031
Hoes mad.

>>26604315
>Squeeze hasn't started
>Should I sell
If you are a pussy, sell off your initial and gamble on house money.

DON'T SELL KEEP PUSHING

>>26604151

Realistically, what's a good dip to buy at?

>>26604334
Haha same....

>>26604350
By the time I save a picture, it's already surpassed it
And now it dropped HUGELY

>>26604295
Some faggot anon convinced me to buy 5 minutes before close.
Bless him

>>26603829
I will let you know that i am in fact a nigerian prince and i have consulted my cousin, the head of our cyber security force, regarding your threats. As you openly display such hostilty i will let you know that there already been investigations put in motion for your arest.
With this you have been informed. Expect the a letter from the Black Cyber-Security Counsil ,further repercussions will be addressed in this.

>>26604315
that would be bad for everyone including yourself
wait until this is actually over

>>26603695
>tfw you could have been at almost 300k
The info was right in front of me this would happen, but I was too retarded to understand what was going on until it was too late.

>>26604051
am i reading this right? guy turned $250 into almost 11 million?

I wonder how big the losses are going to be when it hits 1k before monday.

I many not have the money in time to help pump it, but AMC's going up as well.

>>26603695
Tfw can't buy in. If someone gets rich can they spare a few k.

WE THOUGHT IT WAS A DIVIDE BUT WE SHOULDVE BEEN WORKING WITH REDDIT THIS ENTIRE TIME

>>26604295
Me too. I'm genuinely very upset. I could have dropped SO much money on this.

HOW DO YOU SELL AFTER HOURS?

>>26604253
lol no. Some legend who bought last year. He even said wait for january 2021 when people called him crazy.

>>26603829
>guilt fud
>thinking other people care about your market manipulation tactics which are coming back to hurt you

maybe next time remember the golden rule and that you reap what you sow

>>26604399
when does the squeeze start? how has it not already???

>>26604067
Just buy stock. If you own more than 100 shares I'd sell calls (covered calls).

>>26604336
You’ve got until Friday to buy in

>>26604315
HODL

Blood is in the water

>>26604246
there is going to be a short squeeze. they are short too many shares, keep holding and they will either go insolvent or continue to buy shares. The fed ultimately is backstopping this exercise

>>26604424
the dip was 90, you missed it.

absolute madness
i'm insanely glad i'm onboard
bets on tommorow's opening price?

>>26604442
you are not in fact reading this correctly.

How the fuck do I buy this? I'm on ameritrade and shit just sits there open forever

Now it's plummeting. Oops.

It's not over yet. Keep buying.

Reminder to not to panic sell if it dips. Just hodl and we will hit $1k EOW

>>26604429
Still holding over 200

>>26604442
he started with 50k and turned it into 22MM

I’m retarded for not going in, but congrats to you anons hope you make it

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PELKCmF1OA8

FUCK KIKES AND FUCK PAPER HANDS

>>26604476
Friday, apparently

>>26603695
>26603695
is this really all it takes to make it?
you find a stock thats being 100% or more owned by a hedgefund gambling for it to die then tell everyone to buy so you all make it?

>>26603829
cry me a fucking river. should've thought about this shit before you participated in shutting down the economy to consume the small businesses of the middle class and drive unemployment to all time fucking highs. You and your government crooks can suck a fucking dick.

ACCELERATE

Guys, if this actually goes 1000, it could pay for my surgery. Tell me this is happening.

it's going down!!!!!!!!!!!

For those of us who havent bought in yet and have to wait for market to open tomorrow, what does the after hours trading mean? Will the opening price be 500$ or whatever silly shit after hours will stop at?

>>26604476
Squeeze starts when the shorts are forced to liquidate. You will see comical numbers like +300% in a single day. This is a gamma squeeze and not the real squeeze. You can cash out if you want but there real squeeze doesn't end till ALL shorts are covered.

>>26604295
It's going to crash again anon, just keep an eye out and jump in again.

>>26603829
Hedge fund managers aren't people. You think they give a fuck about your situation? 148% invested against a company is greed. They get what they fucking deserve.

Can any anon break this down step by step for a newfag stock anon? What do I need to do when the markets open tomorrow and obviously I need to hold, but unsure of when. I have money to get in on this and want to help and get paid as a result.

>>26604017
bumping my q please fucking help I need more money I'm in 4 figure hell

>>26603695
Fuck you OP, why can't you include us Asians? I wanted to punch wall street's face too.

>>26603949
>>26604153
No because there is still premarket and the decreased volatility in after hours generally leads to an uncharacteristic increase in events like this. Expect it to open 25% higher or above than it closed tonight

>>26604506
You need to make sure your price is at or above the market price or nobody is going to sell to you.

>>26603695

what a time to be alive

so what's the 2030 target lads? how high are the dividends? considering buying this as 0.01% of my portfolio, going all in here.

>>26604505
ok. ima miss this one then because i cant figure this shit out

>>26604246
Because fuck you. I know there is actually infinite juice in this lemon and I’m gonna squeeze until I FEEL LIKE I HAVE ENOUGH JUICE.

Fugg what is the limit?
The squeeze STILL hasn't officially started yet

Imagine the sheer amount of kvetching going on right now

PST HERE YOU BEST BELIEVE I'M WAKING UP AT 6:30 AM TOMORROW

>>26603695
So, how do I set a limit trade on TD for like a week? I only see day expiration options. Likewise, how long should we doing calls for? 3 days?

>>26604424
just buy

>>26604504
$350

>>26603829

>>26604315
This will reach easy $1000, short squeeze hasn't even started

>>26604526
>Still holding over 200
And when the market closed we were saying "Oh man, it might get over 150 in after hours!
FML why didn't I buy

>>26604509
no shit it just ran like crazy
it will dip a bit eventually
elon twitter fanboys just got in and probably set a bunch of stops too for the domino game down after a few panic

>>26604399
did that. just a weight off my shoulder but i do feel like a pussy. i still have enough shares in to make racks tho

FASTER THAN A LASER BULLET
LOUDER THAN AN ATOM BOMB

>>26603829
Fuck you and fuck etoro you KIKE kike

>>26604549

Ywnbaw

this is your last chance to buy the $200 dip

Remove sells at 420 or 420.69 don't be a paper handed bitch.

>>26604581
hi dad

these are some heavy bags to hold

>>26603906
Imagine being mad because the goyim pulled one over on captain kike. How much did Melvin pay you?

>>26603829
Wouldn't the real psychopaths be the people who thought it was morally OK to commit the illegal act of naked shorting?

>>26604581
same here brother how the fuck do i get in on this

>>26604549
Looking at the way this is going, yes

>>26604262
you are gonna make it fren

Newfriend here

Should I buy during after hours?

Hey I'd like to jump in. What time can I buy stocks and how do I go about doing so?

>>26603829
Get fucked, my family will love this

>>26604623
>196
GET BACK UP THERE NOW NOW NOW

>>26604559
why haven't the shorts sold their positions to cut their ties already? any positions they had have already clearly been blown the absolute fuck out

Mother Fuckers! Now I'm only up 125%! AHHHHHHHHHH

Holy shit drop , I need to buy more

>>26604424
Just buy now there may not be any real dips.

I STILL CANT EVEN VERIFY MY BANK SO THEY WILL LET ME GAMBLE

>>26603797
i have 16,000 shares at $36

>>26604683
no one here bought at 200

>>26604329
Please think of me when you're buying the premium brand hot pockets anon.

>>26604683
We already know who the bag holders are, the banks and the funds. They have more shorts than available funds. Of course you will be left holding if you set some stupid price like 5000 and no one buys your stock.

I got a share at 176
Am I fucked?

>>26604613
2500

>>26603829
GET FUCKED HEDGE FUND KIKE

Holy shit, 2021 is a banger year so far

>>26603695
Diamoooooond diamooooond
Too poor to buy more!

>>26604648
I didn't know in time, but goddamnit. This is hilarious to me.

>>26604693
The real psychopaths are the ones telling you to stay poor for the enrichment of others.

>>26604290
marked closed

So, we're going to $500 tomorrow.

>tfw only have 2 shares
FUCK

>>26603695
Please for the love of God someone tell me how to buy. Robin hood is holding me by the balls right now.

>>26604622

What's a realistic price target before it crashes?

if you sell before friday or monday, you're a literal retard who hates free money.
>tfw 73 shares at $1k each is gonna make up for me being unemployed all year

>>26604772
You're up $30 bro

>>26604543
>find a stock thats being 100% or more owned by a hedgefund gambling for it to die
This is literally the first time I've heard of this happening. Game's short float is like 135% and the next closest right now is like 38% which isn't enough to replicate this. The retard hedge fund got too cocky here, simple as that. The covering hasn't even begun yet. Going to be 1k on monday

QUICK QUICK HIT UP YOUTUBE TELL THE 13 YEAR OLDS TO STEAL THEIR MOMS CREDIT CARD AND BUY GAMESTONK

>$180
This can’t be real
This can’t actually fly to to moon
I don’t believe it
Something will happen and deflate this
Something must
No way it actually happens

Guys I started trading a week ago and I only hold 15 GME shares. It's crazy, how high do we think it'll realistically go??

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING ETORO NIGGERS

>>26603829
Seethe

>>26604772
The only people who are fucked are the jews in the hedge funds shorting this shit.

>>26603829
shut up nigger im 100% sure you were silent about 2008 and the overleveraged companies that exacerbated the coronavirus crash. absolute cock sucking ball fondling cum gargling wall street dick sucking faggotry.

Wish i could have heard the yiddish screaming in wall street. This is too fucking funny. Finger-lickin' good.

How much are you guys up? 50k here

>>26604678
$1488 or kill yourself

>>26604805
how does 20k sound

I-I will make p-profits from this, r-right frens??

a guy turned 50k in 22 million

holy shit

Should I buy more now or do you think there's going to be a dip in the morning at open?

too late to hop on lads for some reasonable shekels lads?

>>26604844
I CAN'T BUY ON ETORO WTF
HELP THE KIKES ARE TAKING OVER

>>26604549
How many inches are you adding?

>>26603829
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tfw bought in at $89 last night
we're all gonna make it kings

>>26604826
>What's a realistic price target before it crashes?
Honestly?
I have no fucking clue
At this point I would not be surprised by a peak at $500
I also wouldn't be surprised if tomorrow it craters down to double digits.

>>26604772
There will be a significant morning dip, don't worry. HOLD.

>>26604359
>>26604246
>>26604088
>>26603982
>>26603813
Shut up you samefagging fuck. I like the stock. You fuckers shouldn't have gotten greedy, but I don't mind selling.

>At 5k p/s.

>>26604711
I will cry at that point, not gonna lie

>>26604515
I need it to dip so I can buy a stake back in
I bought at $8 and sold at $100 with Newton exits happy, now I'm in Newton re-enters with a lot mode

Should I buy now or wait till markets open tomorrow? Tell me what to do AAHHHHHHH

>>26604817
non /biz/ retard here, what's the end game of this?

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>>26604838
hold til friday or monday. shorts aren't covered yet, it hasn't even started

>>26603906
Anything that isn't in the red has been a ponzi for at least 3 years now where the fuck have you been

ITS GOING DOWN

>>26604581
OK. GME is going to skyrocket upon opening. Do NOT buy this. They will halt the stock until day traders finally decide to cash out and buy in later. Buy the dip. Remember this is all in minecraft

This is amazing

>>26604826
$1000 is looking safer every day
3x that if you’re bold

They are absolutely going to be implementing a range of new regulations and laws to prevent this from happening again

The goy arent supposed to be able to manipulate the market.

>>26604740
When the shorts shorted GME, they shorted at $4 dollars. They got greedy and didn't cover at 5/10 so now when it is 200. Their losses just became 5000%. Whatever money they used to short, they now have to pay 5000% to cover.

>be degenerate sleeper
>sleep late, wake up for work late
>the stock market opening of all things is what's finally going to get me up on time in the morning

>>26603829
Just wait faggot, in the end we win. Your free lunch is over. Get down here with the rest of us. You're staying.

AHHHH I BOUGHT AT 240 AND ITS 200 NOW AAHHHHHHHH

>Auto selling at 1k
A-AM I SHORT CHANGING MYSELF?

>>26604826
As long as you’ve bought before Friday you can name your price to sell because these shorts HAVE to be covered, and there are more shorts than stock available.

>>26604772
HODL. It will be 1000+ on monday

>>26604875
surely there is a limit that is equivalent to the total value of the short shellers' funds.
Melvin was worth 12.5 MM in december.

>>26604844
>>26604901
Because no-one is selling for $150.

>>26604740
Because we aren’t selling enough back to them. They want to buy our shares but we won’t sell. This causes the price to go up until we reach a point where the majority wishes to sell off. However, the hedgies likely will not have enough money to cover by then and will be liquidated.

No fucking WWAY am I buying in to this, it's going to come down so fucking hard and no telling when. Good luck to you brave souls.

Can’t get after hours lel. Fuck me im missing out

>>26603829 LMFAO EAT SHIT SHEENY CURSE

holy fuck these analysts now call this "merely euphoria, everyone happy they get a wuflu shot"

>>26604961
tax on unrealized gains :)

>>26604838
You'll be able to retire by February

I'm piss poo and etoro asks for 200 dollarydoos as a start deposit with god know how much confimation time, what are my options?
will my bank allow me to invest internationally quickly?
is robinhood quicker?

>>26604947
Based minceraft financial adviser

>>26604456
4chan/reddit division is merely a ploy to prevent 100iq people being friends with 130iq people

>>26605019
I'm actually risking it all on this.
Either lifechanging money or living in a box incoming.

What happens when the hege fund needs to buy all shares on Friday and I basically don't sell them mine?

$223!

HOLD FAGGOTS HOLD

>>26604837
Retards selling their options friday will kill it because they can't afford to close.

>>26604941
>shorts aren't covered yet
What's stopping them from buying tomorrow to cover their shorts though?

>>26603829
Funniest post I've seen all week.

>>26605072
Food stamps or Yacht, fucking YOLO.

ROBINHOOD ISNT VERIFYING MY ACCOUNT AND ITS BEEN WEEKS. I COULDA BOUGHT IT AT 40 BUCKS WHAT DO I DO BROS

>>26604831
>>26604850
>>26604916
>>26604995
Do I buy more?

>>26604970
When can they pull out though?
>>26604988
What time friday does this occur?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygTZZpVkmKg
thread theme

>>26604543
This will never ever ever happen again. This will be taught in all finance 101 as improper portfolio mgmt

>>26604476
not until they're margin called bro just hold brother and set your limit sell

5k. Get 5k and bail unless you have balls of steel. I'm going to hold 2 shares hostile for 100k because I can.

>>26604980
don't worry, still free money when it hits $1k+

Why put $1488 and not $5000 for a sale price if my shares will HAVE to be purchased?

>>26605031
It will go below $200 tomorrow. Fuck I remember buying in at $90 and thinking it was too high

>>26605083
They buy.
They cover.
They buy from the bank again if your price is way to fucking retarded.

>>26605072
honestly good luck anon, I hope you make it. For me, way too much pressure I wouldn't be able to manage it without breaking down

Holy shit lol

>>26605083
the REEEEEE heard around the globe

>>26605083
Then the price goes to Pluto. They have to buy back literally every share on the market, sell them off, then buy back some more. Strap the fuck in.

>>26603695
Im in south america, how do I buy frens???

>>26604984
Doing that too.
Going from 1100 to 11000 far exceeds my original plans.
I just wanted to buy a scalped 3080 on the cuff, but now this is something more.
Godspeed to anyone holding past that.

>>26604487
what happens friday

>>26605069
based
i use wsb and biz. im up 1000% 2020 and 1000 YTD 2021

New

>>26605137
>>26605137
>>26605137

SEC literally going to shut /biz/ and WSB down

Is there any way SEC or some enforcement agency can declare manipulation and void all these transactions?

>>26605129
I'm in the same situation bro. Just watch the fireworks and cry.

Just need Germany to keep this at 210+ overnight

>>26605019
Don't be a pussy faggot. Mortgage the home and go ballz deep.

>>26604970
they cant be this stupid, somethings gonna happen

I bought stocks now what? Wait until Friday or sell or is there some other factor to this?

>>26604602
I'm set at market

Anons do we need a higher number here?

>>26605129
Use literally anything else?

>>26604740
the short-sellers who survive are either the ones who hit margin first and take the loss, but remain solvent, or the ones who ride out the wave until the stock craters after the dust settles.
If the stock keeps mooning during market hours the margins are gonna suffocate the firms and their losses will begin to exceed the total valuation of the fund.
It's a massive wave of chicken.

>>26605129
HELP HIM THEN HELP ME
YOURE ALSO A RETARD PROBABLY AND FUCKED UP THE NUMBERS

>>26605145
>Grammy's too confused on what to classify The Weeknd's album
Fuck those boomers, he won 2020.

>>26605195
They have to cover their options.

>>26605147
That's the best part.
At 200, they can no longer pull out.
They either need a HUGE cash inject to stay liquid or everything they own get liquidated.

>>26603829
https://youtu.be/WbliHNs4q14?t=220

>>26605136

That’s when I’ll make my finishing blow!!

only took 15 mins to reach bump limit

>>26605145
That song but with the music video where he takes the bogpill

>>26603695
should I exercise my AMC $3.50 call??? I picked it up a few weeks ago so I'm definitely printing.

thanks frens

>>26605083
then we go to andromeda

>>26605236
>they cant be this stupid
oh anon

>>26605170
To make them pay the iron price to get out.

>>26603695
Is there a way for me, a Brazilian to buy?

I want to help fuck the kykes, but I'm a noobie.

>>26604009
Yeah, get in. It was 2.30 a few days ago. I bought 300 shares at 4.30, it's at 5.50 now.

>>26605236
This

Two sides of the USA, needing donations for a surgery but potentially getting rich overnight

>>26605211
who the fuck cares, they took everything away, these traders realize they barely have a chance at any sort of future

>>26604803
$500 tomorrow
$1000 Thursday
$10000 on Friday at close when they have to deliver the shares and close the shorts.

I wanted in at $60, STILL waiting on my three day hold on wealthsimple. IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF

Aaaah, I need to get verified before buying aaaaaah is a lot of time.

>>26605129
Robin is the one designed to get the most retarded people in to crash and burn out of the market as fast as possible, how could you fuck up getting approved?

So if I buy now am I still going to make money
I have $5k I can put in even if it's just for the purpose of fucking over jews

>>26605191
>They have to buy back literally every share on the market
I feel like a reasonable price is $999,999,999,999,999 for a share.

I HAVE ALL MY MONEY ON BINANCE.

I READ THE GAMESTOP SHIT ON REDDIT. DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO GO ANYWHERE.

FUCK ME. I COULD'VE BEEN A MILLIONARE RIGHT NOW BUT INSTEAD I'M HOLDING MOTHERFUCKING ETHEREUM.

BROS WHAT ARE MY ODDS OF MAKING IT PLEASE RESPOND!!!!

>>26604562
When do we jump back in? I'm like 6 months in. Started with everything I had, which was $720 because I'm poor af. Trying to remedy that though. I'm having a hard time understanding what's happening. I've got 21 shares of AMC though and as I understand this is the same type situation. Bought in at like $2.40 a share. When are we supposed to get out? Sorry for my niavity. I want to do good though because I don't want my sons to grow up poor and ignorant like me.

>>26605401
Yes

>>26605426
The good news is gamestop might destroy the finance industry and the dollar becomes worthless

>>26605441
Anon, you're about to be rich

>redditors stuck holding the bag when the stock crashes back down to a more realistic price once all the meme buying pressure dissapears
this is so based

>>26604235
This shit has been brewing for months already dumbass.
It's your own fault

>>26604826
Literally anything you want. They have to buy >100% of the shares in existence to close their positions. And unless they are allowed to get away with some weird stock cycling scheme, that means they have to meet whatever price is set by all the people holding actual stock.

>people selling
yes please do, i'd love to get in on this. Maybe you can sell enough to cause a dip for me?

>>26605469
Sell amc buy gme, sell gme Monday and then if you want amc be my guest

If the hedgies get liquidated no one will buy our stocks?

>>26605441
FUCK WRONG PIC

is it too late?

>>26605401
Guaranteed to make money until Friday. Then you're on your own.

>>26605441
148.8%

2001: Tech Bubble
2008: Mortgage Crisis
2021: THE GAMESTOPPENING

literally killing kikes how many have jumped already?

>>26605181
>>26605191
How the fuck can they buy my stocks if i don't sell it ?
I'm smelly that something fishy is going to happen, like my broker selling my shit without me agreeing to it

>>26603829
Corporations aren't people you complete fucking imbecile.

>>26605592
hedge funds are apparently backed by banks so even if they liquidate assets we're still supposed to get paid by banks

>>26605598
I don't think so.

>>26605552
Are we sure about this? Couldn't they just buy 10% and sell it back and forth to each other

ITS GOING DOWN AHHH

>>26605000
There is no limit when you short. You have to pay whatever it costs to close your position. There is a reason videos always mention the losses are "theoretically infinite". We have a chance to see that theory actually happen IRL.

>>26605612
>>26605525
I MEANT THIS ONE I ROLLED BACK A WEEK JUST IN CASE FOR 1500 WHEN THE HALT STOPPED AND GOT SHIT HALF PRICE!!
>>26605594

>>26605609
What time Friday? Friday for delta and Monday for short? Can we start including this info in the general? Would cut down the repetitive questions

>>26605638
Was just wondering that myself.

>>26605512
Why would a company becoming too valuable destroy the financial system? Apple is worth way more. There's a lot more money on the entire stock exchange, a bunch of Redditors don't have more money than fucking Wall Street.

>>26603695
bots are shilling Amc watch they will reply to this ' short interest GME '

>>26605552
Nonsense! That can't be true! if I put a 10k sell limit surely that means they could just buy 1k sell limits beneath me right? there is no fucking way you can win against the Tribe right?

>>26605512
my sides

>>26605760
Oh no it "dropped" to 235
And now it's back up

>>26603829
If you're a short seller you're not regular people. You'd "destroy" other people's lives too. If you bet more than you could afford to risk on this, then *meeh*

>>26605211
>/biz/
Nigga, kikes will nuke whole 4chan for this, fappening alone nearly bankrupted Moot

>>26605236
>2008
>Everyone knew what would happen but assumed it wouldn't be that bad because there was no way *their* bank would be the one getting fucked.

I'm going to assume you're 12.

>>26604890
It's wayyyy more now though

>>26605388
>$10,000
lol no anon
That'd value Gamestop as a 250 billion dollar company.

>fucking GAMESTOP crashes fiat market
>will make all of crypto pump like fuck

>>26605083
We break through the wall of the Universe.

fuck me i know nothing about trading, how to get on board? iam in europe. is there a way to fuck it up? just register at etoro?

>>26605914
It probably doubled in price since close jesus christ.

That's it bros. I'm buying a single stock as soon as I get home because I'm poor. MAYBE two. MAAAYBE 3 if I can convince my roommate to get in for himself.

>>26605706
Yeah that's why I mentioned the stock cycling thing. But that could also fuck them over because all it does is cement the losses when they sell at a loss. Plus it'd be blatant market manipulation.

>>26605966
yes. Try to get in before friday.

How long does it usually take for Robinhood to approve?

“The Big Short 2: REVENGE”
It’s gamers and autist redditors slaughtering hedge funds.

>>26605966
probably too late takes a few days to get verified

>>26605942
Exactly what I'm waiting for.

>>26605594
>>26605594
>>26605594
RESPOND BROS I NEED CONFIRMATION BIAS!!!

>>26604452
fuck AMC
stay focused
this is not about a specific stock, this is about sending a message

So I buy a stock for GME then do what? Do you do a limit sell?

>>26605900
>not /b/ or /pol/ but /biz/ ends up being 4chan's undergang.
oh am I laughing

>>26606045
You can get approved for buying stocks in about 15 minutes, the real question is how many business days does it take for them to transfer money from your bank account into your spending account. Only the nose knows :^^^^^^)

>>26605677
someone else will sell.

>>26606045
Took me 1 day for them to send the 2 deposits.

I'm a latefag from /pol/. Heard we are gonna screw over some Jews. I have 10k to drop into the market. Run down on wtf is happening and why should I buy GME now?

is trading212 quicker than etoro?

It feels great being part in a historical happening. Soon all the normie news will be full of it.

>>26605836
They could, but they wouldn't be able to get every single last share because you'd still be holding. They have to literally get ALL of the shares. They cannot even do that because Gamestop employees cannot sell their shares at the moment. The only way them buying below whatever price you set as a holder works is if they are allowed to get away with cycling stocks. Which should be illegal.

>>26606176
but they have to buy all the current stock ?

>>26606197
it's basically this movie

>>26604122
>The whole thing is fake and gay.
kek you fucking brainlet

>>26606208
Britfag here, it was instant for me but market is closed now so you can't buy.

>>26606197
Kikes put themselves in a position where they have to buy all the stocks despite the price.

Buy them at 200 USD. Cash out when they reach 10k.

>>26606218
Feels great to be on the side fucking over fat cat jew bastards for once.

>>26606218
it's already in normies news in my country and I'm not even a burger
https://www.lemonde.fr/pixels/article/2021/01/26/comment-une-communaute-sur-le-forum-de-discussion-reddit-a-affole-la-bourse_6067686_4408996.html

BUY AMC

>>26606197
Because the hedge fund jews recklessly overextended on shorting GME and if you buy before Friday you will make money off of them.

>>26604916
What do you think it'll dip to? 150?

>>26605936
You retards seem to forget in all this madness, that this company is actually about to fucking die. It's a 0 dollar company. Doesn't matter if you value it at 100 or 100 billion

Holding 54 GME shares after buying at $106. Sold a call I bought this morning for total 7k profit. Definitely buying 2 more calls tomorrow morning or whenever it dips because this shit is gonna fly even higher.

>>26606371
and this was pre-Elon tweet

>>26606269
Well then why is everyone setting there limits at 1000 on Monday morning? why wouldn't everyone just set 5 figure limits?

>>26605900
That's a fucking lie there were no lawsuits nor anything against 4chan for the fappening, not just that but moot had legal experience with leaks, he fucking testified on federal court when the Sarah Palin emails leaked

>>26605045
fugggggggg

>>26603695
>>26606371
lol

>>26606040
>>26606067
thanks, is it all done after Friday? or is it just gonna be more expensive to buy?

>>26606323
Brit too, does that rule out me from all this then? New to it all

>>26606451
Nigger buying calls now is fucking stupid, look at the fucking premiums you're going to be paying. The cat is out of the bag now, only thing that'll be profitable is to buy stocks and ride it out.

>>26606407
Irrelevant, we'll just hold long enough for Melvin to go under and then cash out.

>>26606512
>ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
kek what

>>26605163
AHHHH YOU FUCKING RETARD IT WILL NEVER BREAK 1k YOU IDIOTS SAID THE SAME ABOUT BTC