/biz/ - Business & Finance

I hate to break it to you but leddit is actually a bigger purveyor than most other sources these days

>>26591035
Only because they pretend to be big brain.
Most reddit users are more sheltered and have lower IQs than the average anon.
It will be funny when all those fags on that board get subpoena'd after acting all boss mode kek.

>>26591164
no it's because other big sources are literally copping their shit

>>26590832
kind of cringe but he's right

>>26591164
whats your net worth, big brain?

>>26591231
Yes... are you implying a vast majority of normies arent dimwit/midiwits pretending to be smart?
Thats exactly what "big sources" and reddit are.
Just sit back and watch the fireworks, for once reddit fucked themselves over this time out of sheer hubris.

>>26591164
who said otherwise?

>>26591306
or is that a series of comments?

>>26590832
wtf I love reddit now

>>26591164
show your nose

>>26591327
A lot, actually.
My family owns a 10,000 acre ranch with natgas and my dads midwest estate is valued at like $2mil which Im getting when he passes.

>>26590832
Seethe harder. I think you’re just a jealous faggot desu.

>>26591443
I dont care about the market or reddit, its funny watching the 2 jewish tribes eat their own, nice projection though moshe.

>>26591512
>my father

turbo faggot
your father is ashamed of you

>>26591512
LOL THATS NIGGER TEIR

>>26591354
>dimwit/midiwits pretending to be smart
Doesn't that equally apply to the (((investment bankers))) who shorted imaginary shares and are now crying themselves to sleep?

>>26591582
It’s hilarious also seeing how little most of /biz/ outside of smg understands stock trade

>>26591780
Haha I suppose it does, but doesnt that also mean a bunch of very rich and very angry jews are gonna be hunting down the dildoheads?
It will be an excellent show, 2 very hated groups shitting on eachother.

>>26590832
>Retards acting like retards.

More news at 11

How high it is right now?

>>26591354
>>26591976
no my friends,
this is the result of the simple realization that these hedge fund jews got too cocky and their naked shorts can be beaten just by a bunch of people buying and holding the stock
I just bought gamestop, fully expect to lose all of it but it's a worthwhile trade for me

>>26592057
$122
POWER TO THE PLAYERS lolol

>>26590832
>reddit tries to have fun
>FUCKING CRINGE FUCKING RETARDS LAWL
>4chan tries to have fun
>XDDD OMG I CANT BELEIVE THIS IS HAPPENING THIS IS HILARIOUS LOL FUCK THE JEWS XDDDDD

>>26590832
I agree that there is no way CNBC turns against their funders. Here's hoping this shit radicalizes a few thousand multi-millionaires.

>>26591164
>subpoena'd
Omitting the hedigies insult I was about to give you, how does that work?

>>26593298
That is true.
All around a great experience.
>stuckup redditor big(smooth)brains getting assfucked by the SEC
>nepotistic kike fundie babies publicly getting their shit pushed in
>gamestop making money
>anons laughing at it all

>>26591512
My family actually owns 40 acres and a mule

>>26590832
Did he say which Wendy's?

>>26591164
Maybe it’s what they need to wake up

>>26593639
I honestly have no idea, but if you have spent any amount of time researching the jews and how they have a 2-tier justice system, 1 for them, and 1 for who they fuck over or who tries to fuck them over, you will see this is all gonna be amazing.
>huuuur if you insult reddit you are a hedgie jew
Lmao, the redditors are still mad that anons still wish all the dildoheads die a horrible death.
I dont care how much you reddit faggots shit on the jews, you are still the biggest online purveyors of their sick globohomo agenda.

>>26591164
>Only because they pretend to be big brain.
So? It doesn't matter why.

>>26591164
>they're going to subpoena a bunch of anons of a taiwanese fish taxonomic discussion forum
GMEchads are here too, you know
It's been shilled on /smg/ (the inherently smarter general) for months

>>26593703
Based.

>>26591512
Yeah sure. My dad is worth $10M but I consider my net worth to be $40k because that's what I've earned and I'm not a leech faggot. A strong son will surpass his father. Please do not reproduce.

>>26593892
$137 now nigger

oh please...EVERYBODY is going to get fucked over this eventually, the redditors and the hedgefags, and i can't fucking wait hahaha.

god i love it when my least favorite people go to war, it's going to be 2020 all over again for me like when the niggers went to war with the cops lol.

it's kinda funny to watch all this with no-one stating the obvious that GME is a dying company and there's nothing anyone can do to reverse that.

>>26591512
NIGGER
My dad is continental managerial position in Agro industry have several real estates and a carpark and I don't even know how much he is worth and he never gave me single dollar.
And my net worth is 300k tho.
faggot

>>26590832
There's nothing more cringe than /biz/ who thinks about Chadditors 24/7. You are obsessed.

>>26590832
would be pretty based if they did

>$20 down in two minutes

FUCK THE JEW WHALES

>>26591512
2 mil? Kek, I alone have 15 mil in the bank and I am the poorest in my family lmao. Also 2 mil in what, XRuPee? Kekekek.

>>26594187
Cope, my father loves me and has my back, and already gave me his estate in his will.
Im personally worth around the same as you though, but here in a few years after a currently ongoing legal battle, Ill be making $3k a month sitting on my ass from gas royalties lmao.
Also, I doubt your father is worth that much judging from your salty nigger-tier flex reply, probably worth more like $10. Ten United States Dollars.

kek these retards are buying into the most obvious pump and dump ever seen. the second someone with any significant holdings dumps their bags the rug pull is going to be glorious.

>>26594847
>cant into reading comp
>claims hes worth $15mil
Kek.
>>26594535
Ok, your family is pathetic?
Weird flex lmao.

>>26593703
How much for the mule?

>>26594440
redditspacing nigger
you probably come from some moralfagging soobreddit

all we need to do is hold the stock above $48 or even better $115 before friday
Michael Burry even said that the shorting was misconcieved and they just got new leadership, former executive at chewy to name one

>>26594914
>posting about how much your father loves you while defending hedgefund jews and cnbc shills
really pathetic larp

>>26590832
God reddit is cringe

Godspeed to them I suppose, the only outcomes that this can end up with are beneficial to us

They weaken the Jews and the Jews fomo into crypto and make us rich.

The Jews crush them and then they become antisemitic and get into crypto, making us rich

>>26595256
>defending them
Lmao youre just mad that Im not sucking off bitchboy redditors lmao.
I hope you faggots and the kikes shit all in each others mouths kek!
Remember, reddit gold wont buy you ramen from commisarry....

>>26595448
go the fuck back with your redditspacing
jesus christ not even trying to hide it

>>26593475
I mean one is a Marxist tainted gamers rise up moral high ground Uber serious revenge fantasy

The other is just fucking with ‘Jews’

>>26594440
>god i love it when my least favorite people go to war
Now you know how every king, czar, caeser, regent, or president ever felt.

>>26590832
Nah, reddit's not enough to get me simping for the establishment

>>26595555
No

Learn to write like a white man and not a nigger.

>>26594440
Yeah it’s funny but game stop is fucked either way, I wouldn’t want to be holding that stock with the exception of this short term clandestine market manipulation.

I don’t know if it’s illegal but it’s certainly unethical given we all know they are going down the tube. Reddit pretending they ‘deserve another chance’.

Oh I am laffin. The stock price isn’t indicative of the value of the Company

>>26595506
You don't make any sense
People are buying this stock for a meme, not really to make money
Chamath Palihapitiya literally 'just bought $100k this morning for the meme
You could buy one share too if you were so supposedly rich from daddy's money but you can't because you're actually poor

>>26595762
>I don’t know if it’s illegal but it’s certainly unethical given we all know

Back to plebbit

>>26595843
It's literally the first stock I've ever bought. Bought 2 this morning at 88.Many such cases

>>26595433
>>26595577
>>26595762
Reddit is indeed cringe and you should go back to it
Fun tip: you don't need to double enter on every fucking line here on 4channel

>>26595843
Oh so now its for a meme, not to make money?
I love how the jews always flip flop around when they are getting rekt.
>HAHA LOOK HOW REDDIT IS GETTING RICH AND FUCKING OVER FUNDIES
>oh but they were manipulating the market so thats illegal unless youre literally already a billionaire kike
>HAHA NO WAY SEE IT WAS ALL A JOKE SEE! WE DID IT TO FLEX ON THE ANONS, DEFINITELY WERENT TRYING TO MAKE MONEY HAHA SEE IT WAS JUST A SHOW OF FORCE!
Ok leddit, whatever you say...

>>26590832
$100 says these retards are going to be crying to the SEC to give them their money back when GameStop crashes to $10 and they lose everything

Wsb is a different crowd than the rest of reddit. That post could have been here and would have received lots of (you)s

>>26596130
God, you're such a faggot
you can't even differentiate between distinct perspectives
you seem to think everyone on this board is the same person?
everyone who has bought so far has made money so if they want to sell they can, but evidently they aren't because this is a short squeeze you retarded nigger

>>26591306
>we do not forgive, we do not forget
I swear to fuck, Hollywood made it so everyone talks in faggy ultimatums now. Read any post by a female on social media and it's voiced like some fucking manifesto.

>>26590832
Almost as cringe as them spamming their shill campaign all over /biz/ and then having the gall to suggest /biz/ is obsessed with them. Enjoy holding the bags when you get dumped on sweeties. Institutions might have to buy in and keep the price above where some people started, but you dumbfucks buying now are going to get assraped.

>>26591164
>not joining in the fight the one time reddit actually takes a shot at the £€щs

>>26596403
It’s an us vs them mentally, Reddit sold its soul to the devil when it became popular and was bought out by social media giants. 4chan, for all its flaws, is still very much the site it was 10 years ago.

>>26596474
>this is a short squeeze
>LOOK HOW BADASS WE ARE FOR ABSOLUTELY BTFOING THE HEDGIES BROS REDDIT 4 LYFE
Lmao, and the fear finally kicks in, the hubris has evaporated.
Remember, just tell the SEC your great grandmother was jewish, maybe they will assfuck you more gently.

>>26597061
You really actually think the SEC is going to do anything to me, specifically.
how delusional can you be?

>>26596981
Dont care about your astroturfing faggot, no real anon would ever side with a redditor, we will just gaslight both sides and fuck you both over more :)

>>26596981
Reddit's about to find out the hard way that Jews even exist.

>>26590832
If you think about it, it's not satisfying because it's not like we are taking out the Jews. It's one portion of Jews attacking the other portion of Jews

>>26590832
that's pretty based actually, FUCK KIKES, FUCK HEDGIES

>>26596981
>not getting involved in an obvious scam because your going to lose money
Fuck, I mean if I wanted to flush all my money down the drain to chase my pretend fantasies I would just go to Bangkok

>>26597154
>SEC investigating a major case of market manip championed by reddit
>big mouth faggots like yourself get investigated and fucked by angry fed jews for interfering in their nepotism
You overplayed your hand m8, better luck next time.
Probably wouldnt have been as bad if you didnt clout chase across the entire internet.

>>26590832
So /biz/, why is there a mechanism that encourages the decline of companies? Doesn't that encourage people to sabotage the economy?

>>26597156
>Calls others astroturfing when he's half the replies in the fucking thread

>>26597281
>It's one portion of Jews attacking the other portion of Jews
That a good way to sum up human history

>>26591512
My family owns nothing.

>>26597387
o man I'm so afraid of the cyberpolice

>>26590832
The redditor has tasted blood the blood of his masters...God save us all...

>>26597463
It’s just biz as usual, don’t worry about it

>>26597547
>doesnt know what astroturfing is
Youre not form 4chan faggot, and I doubt youve even been here for a single year.
Stay mad, maybe your boyfriend Bubba will keep you emotionally sound.
>>26597587
Keep lurking /biz/ and find a decent coin, then put all your eggs in one basket and hodl onto your asscheeks.
YGMI
>>26597655
Considering a subreddit (is that how its grammar?) is considered an organization, you are all going to feel the pressure of the jews you pretended /pol/ was so mean about for all these years.
Hopefully you come out of it with a mind for NatSoc and a redpill on the jq.

I fucking hate reddit but I cant believe some of u are bootlicking wallstreet scum SAD

>>26597387
We already have nothing to lose. Don't care NEVER SELLING

>>26597987
>i fucking hate reddit
You hate your home?
Youre just like the new /pol/ zoomers who are too low IQ to realize the third position lmao.

>>26597976
/pol/ isn’t an organization, it’s an idea
Same thing with /biz/

>>26597987
Your just a low iq zoomer, you don’t know how the world works yet

>>26597976
Nothing happened to /pol/, nigger
And I've been here longer than you, I can tell by how much of a covert moralfag you still are

>>26598439
I said subreddits(?) are an organization, I never mentioned /pol/ or /biz/ in a associative manner with this GME ordeal or reddit.

>>26590832
Don't be mad cause they rallied behind a cause and took to the man, instead of shilling their shitcoins

besides you should sit back and enjoy the chaos either way

>>26598572
>mentions /pol/ in completely different scope than what I was talking about
Holy fuck, all you dumbass redditors really need to take elementary english class again.
Dont worry, the federal pens usually have GED programs, though I doubt your sentences will ever be long enough for you to study your way out of retardation.

> "We'll show them! We're the underdogs!"
Meanwhile, they'll spend a few million on bags while billionaires eat their lunch without a second thought. These r*dditors are literally nothing, thinking they can buy 100 shares and have that mean anything. They are prawns.

I haven't bought in, but this is fair play imo. I don't know how a bunch of strangers on Internet forums and discussion boards can be argued to be manipulating the market more so than funds and networks usually are
Also gme is cool, it'd be nice for them to have a comeback

>>26597976
>Youre not form 4chan faggot, and I doubt youve even been here for a single year.
you sound like a 12 year old from /b/. infantile retard

>>26600115
Nice newfag filename queer lmao, I bet you dont even have anything pre-1500000000000.
Now shut the fuck up.

>>26600376
>Nice newfag filename queer lmao

>>26600376
Why, are you going to... check his post history?

>>26600622
>resorting to reddit tier gaslight wojak posting
Kek! The redditor has finally lost his pathetic little mind lmao.

>>26600693
>gaslights pretending i know what the fuck hes even talking about
You cant check post histories on 4chan you imbecile newfaggot lol.

>>26596981
This. I don't hate leddit today.

>>26590832

>>26600739
>>26600842
>The joke
>Your head

>>26601043
Thanks anon I was just looking for this

>>26600693
kek
>>26600376
pic rel.

>>26591164
I honestly think that the average user here has 15 points on the average redditor.

>>26602059
doubt it

>red dit is going to destroy wall street and the liberal media

TOP TEN ANIME BETRAYALS

>>26590832
I hate that reddit does this. They have such fucking egos where they always think of themselves as the rebels from star wars or some shit to live out their childish fantasies.

>>26603502
>O0FYlbgM

>>26603802
yeah?

>>26591164
>Lower IQs than the average anon
Anon, I...

>>26591164
the average anon has a high iq. the median anon has a low iq

New regulations will come as a result of this.
Result? Retail players will try to run a repeat performance on unregulated markets. Crypto marketcap is going to skyrocket this year.

>>26590832
>post on internet about organizing to screw over another invest
>openly say you want the other investor to lose terrible
>make this about class warfare
Yeah, all those users are unironically screwed. This shows intent for several felonies.
I'm thankful /biz/ was just quietly watching from the sideline and being good boys who didn't do anything.
What the journalists don't realize is that redd*t is truly evil and organized this whole thing. I'm not joking when I saw that last line too.

goddamn I am dissapionted in biz. The fucking jealousy here is fucking palpable. So contrarian you wont make it.

>>26590832
who cares about cnbc lmao

>>26590832

>>26606241
You're a scared retard if you think the boogeyman SEC is going to come after you for posting about wanting to BUY a STONK on a japanese anime imageboard with business and finance tendencies

>>26591164
you know 4chan supports WSB on this, right?

>>26606629
>ou're a scared retard if you think the boogeyman SEC is going to come after you for posting about wanting to BUY a STONK

https://www.sec.gov/investor/pubs/regsho.htm
7. " Although some short squeezes may occur naturally in the market, a scheme to manipulate the price or availability of stock in order to cause a short squeeze is illegal."

wsb MIGHT get fucked. /biz/ didn't start this, so we are safe. kek

>>26591420
i know, right? wtf

Why do you Beta’s care? What Reddit did is pretty based, from all the posts coping about how this site is dead it sounds like anyone crying about Reddit is just a sour grapes loser. Again they’re taking a swing at Jews and if it backfires the losers here that enjoy watching other people fail will get a good laugh so I really don’t see how this is negative in anyone. It will red pull a bunch of normies in the process so just sit back, enjoy the show and keep growing your own portfolios.

>>26596581
lolololol

>>26607090
>Although some short squeezes may occur naturally in the market
This is one of those times
Can you point to who "schemed" to manipulate the price?

>>26597976
Get the fuck out of here you fucking newfag kike cocksucker

>>26593673
How would redditors who simply bought a stock get in trouble with the SEC?

>>26590832
pretty based t-b-h

>>26594187
>every generation should start from nothing.
Die commie

>>26590832
im broke until next week so i hope everyone of you go to the investment bank camps