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>> No.26572032
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26572032

Daily reminder that if you can't solve this you should stick to Index Funds/ETFs

>> No.26572056
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26572056

BBBY baggies report in

>> No.26572062

>>26571996
Girls pee themselves while running

Little squirts come out with each step

>> No.26572069
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26572069

get ready for GME to go down, I just bought

>> No.26572088

QUICK SHILL FOR ABML AND LLKKF

>> No.26572095
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i expect gme to do worse than yesterday because there's simply no momentum

>> No.26572100

BB bros we're gonna be ok
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/blackberry-expands-partnership-baidu-power-020000067.html?guccounter=1

>> No.26572102
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26572102

ROLLS ROYCE
O
L
L
S

R
O
Y
C
E

>> No.26572105
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26572105

Greetings frens. I am the official gatekeeper of /smg/ appointed by the board of supervisors. Effective immediately the following groups of people need to go back and or kill themselves.
>niggers
>redditors
>janitors
>spics
>kikes
>fags
>trannies
>liberals
>baggie
>chinks
>gooks
>gookchinks
>pajeets
That is all.

>> No.26572113
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26572113

fuck UBS
fuck "Usher" Raymond James

>> No.26572114

>>26572032
chinese people don't age well so this is a trick question if says she's 60 she might well be pushing 90

>> No.26572123

>>26572069
this is probably the one time where retards buying will push the price no matter what

>> No.26572151

do you guys think GME will be going up all day?

>> No.26572157

>>26572062
Hot if true.

>> No.26572165

>>26572032
The total weight of 26 sheep and 10 goat is 7,700kg.
In china you need proper licensing to be a captain of a ship with that amount of weight and need that licensing for 5 years.
You must be 22 to receive the licensing which would mean the captain would have to be at least 27.

>> No.26572179
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26572179

can we get more ass poster here please?

>> No.26572180

>>26572105
redditor here to stay and there's nothing you can do about it cuck

>> No.26572182
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26572182

>tfw when you cant even go to investing.com and see comment due to wsb niggers spamming rockets and some other shit

>> No.26572184

>>26572151
If you flip your monitor upside down

>> No.26572197

what's the GME sell price?

>> No.26572207

>>26572165
could be a family boat

>> No.26572211

WHAT DO I GO ALL IN TO TODAY AAAAAAA

>> No.26572217
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26572217

ATOS BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.26572224
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>>26572105
based

>> No.26572227

>>26572151
after 10 halts it will finally start crabbing.

>> No.26572230
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>>26572180
Jannies!!!!!! Clean this mess

>> No.26572231

i like that gme is fucking up the kikes, i dont like how redditors are profiting from it, its a catch 22

>> No.26572232

>>26572197
$200 probably

>> No.26572234
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26572234

>>26572105
may the gatekeeper be blessed with gains for keeping us safe

>> No.26572237
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26572237

Get your AMC when it drops at opening.

>Give it to me baby

>> No.26572238
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>>26572179
here we go fucking go again, reminder to all young investors trying to abstain from a life of sin that this is a free browser extension

>> No.26572240

>>26572182
unironically close to the top

>> No.26572248

>>26572197
$1500

>> No.26572249
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26572249

REMINDER: THERE WILL BE NO CRASH
>REMINDER: THERE WILL BE NO CRASH
REMINDER: THERE WILL BE NO CRASH
>REMINDER: THERE WILL BE NO CRASH

See pic related + link below for greatest bull flag of our lives gents.
https://www.ibtimes.com/biden-aims-replace-federal-auto-fleet-electric-vehicles-3130623

I REPEAT NO CRASHY CRASHY
DO NOT LET BOBO TELL YOU OTHERWISE

>> No.26572253

BYND up 30% pre-market

>> No.26572258

>>26572197
600
>>26572179
imagine the smell

>> No.26572262

Post anime tits when market opens

>> No.26572275
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26572275

Apologize.

>> No.26572281

>>26572197
$420.69 apparently

>> No.26572282
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26572282

LONG on AMD - YES OR NO?'

>> No.26572283

UWMC
Opinions?

>> No.26572290
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>>26572105
Unequivocally and eternally based

>> No.26572292
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26572292

Ewwww.....that traffic down there looks ugly. Too bad they were too stupid to realize that EHang is the future. It is not too late friends to buy EHang

>> No.26572294

>>26571980
this probably can't happen in modern times. the stakes are too high at this point, if it happened it'd probably cause WWIII to occur where your finances will be the least of your worries. so, i wouldn't worry about it, keep making money instead. if you ever make enough to retire take your money out.

>> No.26572297
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26572297

Bros, my heart cannot take it...

>> No.26572312

>>26572253
FUCK

Wait for the dip? Or buy?

>> No.26572314

>>26572282
what a soulless "battlestation"

>> No.26572317

>>26572182
why would you read those comments, besides amusement maybe

>> No.26572321

>>26571998
Got 5k to meme with /biz/. Shill me your hottest takes.

>> No.26572322

>>26571998
i sold all my PLTR yesterday to go all into GME i didnt even know about this demo day today how bad did i fuck up?

>> No.26572324
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26572324

Are we heading into another market crash? Economy did fine in '29

>> No.26572337
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>>26571998
>when your stock is up in premarket and is red all day

>> No.26572338

>>26572105
Patrician.

>> No.26572340
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26572340

How do some of you just install a trading app/software and immediately start trading with real money?
I signed up for IBKR and they said that the wire transfer can take up to 48 hours and then they're also gonna verify everything before allowing it to go through.
Which brokers allow you to just start trading immediately?
I'm a euro if that matters.

>> No.26572342
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>>26572180
>Nothing you can do about it.
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER . KYS NIGGER

>> No.26572345

>>26572207
still need the licensing. If the authorities catch you with that much weight, no matter if it's official or unofficial business, you will be charged.

>> No.26572349

>>26572105
i feel like youve missed out on someone... did you mention kikes and redditors?

>> No.26572352

>>26572283
Fucking dogshit

>> No.26572355
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26572355

>>26572321

$CLF

>> No.26572356
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26572356

It's just too much.

>> No.26572357
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>>26572238
>no self control
(You) will never make it

>> No.26572358

Are we still jumping on NOK?

>> No.26572360
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26572360

WKHSCHADS BUY THE DIP WE WILL HAVE TODAY

>> No.26572362

>>26572238
what free browser extension anon? i installed a image blocker and cant see...

>> No.26572364

I hope BBBY goes back up to 45

>> No.26572366
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26572366

>>26572283
actual garbage
i bought GHIV at 12.50 and this shitter sinks. I sold in time tho.

>> No.26572371
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>>26572197
$300

>> No.26572379
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26572379

>>26572292
>tfw i will never have a threesome with the jetson girls
>>26572340
ibkr should literally take all of an hour to "verify" you and the bank transfer takes less than 30 mins
t. bong

>> No.26572384
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26572384

>>26572275
When is this crabby piece of shit taking off CLF tranny?

>> No.26572391

Reposting to acknowledge solid non-meme dd

>>26571463
I looked into it >>26571062 (You)
Thanks fren.

>> No.26572393

>>26572062
>>26572157
>Hot if true.
this. im going to bust one out right quick if I can find a vid of this

>> No.26572396
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>>26572179
How much stonk in GME is she worth anon?

>> No.26572395

>>26572364
BBBY is on track to $0

>> No.26572397
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26572397

>>26571998
good morning I love GME

>> No.26572399

>>26572357
im not even a coomer anymore i am just interested in real life sex and dont like getting dessensitized to it

>> No.26572402

>wsb had barely 2.1m follower 24 hours ago
>over 2.3m now
it's accelerating, strong GME sell signal

>> No.26572404

>>26572355
Respecting the digits.

>> No.26572406

>>26572342
>look mom i spammed the nigger word, that'll show him!
kek

>> No.26572415

BYND!!! EAT THE BUGS GOY!!

>> No.26572418

>>26572358
Nah
Maybe a little

>> No.26572425
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26572425

AUPH lookin AUPHul

>> No.26572430

>>26572362
Underrated

>> No.26572431

any CRBP bros looking to have a little morning crystal charge sesh?

>> No.26572438

>>26572396
imagine the smell

>> No.26572443
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26572443

$CLF
(Bullish) We only just finished the second inning of a nine inning commodities super-cycle. Remember when
$CLF
was $70, only an iron pellet producer at the time, and a fraction of their current size and scope of operations. There’s still a long ride ahead. Staying on the train all the way to the top of the mountain this time around.

>> No.26572442

>>26572237
it's happening bros. $10 by wednesday

>> No.26572444
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26572444

>>26572165
>average over 200kg per beast

>> No.26572446

My strategy for the day. I'm going to sell GME at $145 as the bots seemd to have a freak out at 150 yesterday, and I'll rebuy in at 90 at the end of the day.

>> No.26572447

>>26572102
Damn that stock is getting raped. What's your plan there?

>> No.26572448

>>26572362
youre gonna make it

>> No.26572451
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26572451

POWWchads do you copy? This is Lil Wee please respond, over.

>> No.26572454

>>26572197
No less than 200

>> No.26572455

>>26572402
That’s a buy signal

>> No.26572460
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>>26572275
>+42%
awesome. no more commas for you

>> No.26572462

Okay fuckers, I've opened an account, what now? I've only got £1000 cause I'm a poorfag student.

>> No.26572469

Is eToro any decent?

>> No.26572471

>>26572356
just watch some porn, bro.

>> No.26572476
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26572476

>>26572179

>> No.26572482

>>26572342
Why would the laser pistol or whatever that is supposed to be get dematerialized as well?

>> No.26572486

>>26572396
It is physically painful that a woman like this will never find me attractive

>> No.26572487

>>26572342
BASED

>> No.26572489

>>26572451
>buying doomsday stocks

>> No.26572496

>>26572460
imagine the smell
>>26572476
imagine the smell

>> No.26572503
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>>26572396
she looks soft.

>> No.26572505
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26572505

YOU GUYS ARE FINALLY GOING TO BUY TRUFF/TRIP.CN RIGHT ?

RIGHT?

>> No.26572511

>>26572415
But it’s pee, not bugs

>> No.26572512
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26572512

BBBY bros, I don't feel so good.

>> No.26572513
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26572513

ALL IN GME DO I DO IT

>> No.26572520
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26572520

>>26572095
Based Aya poster

>> No.26572521

>>26572447
idk, you tell me

>> No.26572522
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26572522

OPEN AP THE MARKETS KIKE BASTIDS
LETS MAKE SOME FOKIN GAINS

>> No.26572523

>>26572322
haha idiot. Buy more now

>> No.26572524

>>26572312
Risky as fuck, I expect it to go much higher but it's up to you

>> No.26572526
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26572526

>>26572402
fork over those GMEs for the new Skyrim release for the PS5, Skyrim next gen edition.

>> No.26572527

WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS

>> No.26572528

>>26572462
Make 1k more and then margin.

>> No.26572529
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26572529

i smell your blood, mumu

>> No.26572531

>>26572462
Put it all in amc

>> No.26572533

BFARF NIGGER COME OUT LAD WE NEED TO HAVE A NICE LITTLE TALK

>> No.26572536
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>>26572384

It's a fucking commodity aduhhh

Hello??? This isn't a rocket mission.. this is slow steady growth

Dividends are eventually going to to reinstated

>> No.26572538

>>26572358
im letting her dip a lil

>> No.26572540

>>26572489
Dystopia is the next bull market.

>> No.26572541
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26572541

gme is gonna tank sub 60 today

>> No.26572544

>>26572513
Yes

>> No.26572547

>>26572446
same

>> No.26572550

>>26572512
bbby bros we got too cocky

>> No.26572552
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26572552

Not enough cuni on this smg

>> No.26572554

>>26572471
I won't succumb to merely carnal desires.

>> No.26572565

>>26572533
>still holding BFARF

i'm sorry anon, that guy was shilling hard i live in quebec i will shut it down for you

>> No.26572573

>>26572541
How come when I did that I got sued for assault?

>> No.26572580

>>26572399
i appreciate u homie. To bad ur extension is crap it seemed helpful

>> No.26572583
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26572583

>>26572476
>tfw Niggers
Follow this guy>>26572396

>> No.26572587

GEVO WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.26572594
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26572594

PUUUUUMP

>> No.26572597

>>26572573
to be fair she was a child and you later raped her

>> No.26572599

>>26572396
That's a beautiful ass, looks like my ex's but slightly smaller. Top notch.

>> No.26572602

I haven't really kept up with this, so WSB basically raped the kikes for once so they got removed??
Seems like it's only ok when the kikes do it. It's anti-Semitism to play them at their own game.

>> No.26572603

ameribros pls wake up and pump nokia again

>> No.26572607

>>26572443
They had quite a few less shares outstanding then too anon...

>> No.26572610
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26572610

I am doing awesome pumps on NOK but she doesn't reply to my messages and it hurts bro sometimes you really wish it would all end

>> No.26572615

HOLY FUCK AMC OVER $5

>> No.26572622

>ATOS
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.26572632
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>>26572573
probably because you aren't good looking

>> No.26572637

>>26572431
I bought the 10% dip like boomer. See u on omegle

>> No.26572639

>>26572580
not my extension i found it from sheer desperation of trying to block all the porn, hope u find one that works well bro

>> No.26572644

>>26572573
You should've been wearing a Rolex

>> No.26572643

>>26572541
Nope its gonna squeeze

>> No.26572645

>>26572523
cant now, all my money is tied up in GME. do you think PLTR will really do anyhing more in one trading day just from a "demo day"?

>> No.26572649

>>26572594
imagine the smell

>> No.26572659

>>26572573
you're not rich and/or attractive

>> No.26572667
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26572667

AMD Frens

Are we RYZEN up? Let me just call me (female) broker and buy some more shares... market buy.

>> No.26572666

Good day to buy PLTR LEAPS?

>> No.26572668

>>26572249
>become senator
>buy into EV
>shill EV as a senator
>Profit
how is this legal

>> No.26572669

>>26572455
it's a buy and then sell signal. It's the same kind of normie fever pitch that crashed Bitcoin 4 years ago

>> No.26572671
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26572671

BACK IN BLACK BOYS

>> No.26572672

VSTO. Dont miss out!

>> No.26572681
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26572681

Apparently there are new PT upgrades for CLF, time for another red day

>> No.26572682

>>26572446
y u think it will go exactly the same as yesterday fren?

>>26572462
w8 for small dip nigger and bust a nut

>> No.26572687

>>26572622
Wtf just happened. We need a buy wall stat

>> No.26572692

>>26572666
>those fucking trips

yes man. PLTR all the way. buy the dip. you're gonna be rich.

>> No.26572694
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26572694

>>26572486
The only thing we hope for is love fren, beauty is a depreciating asset

>> No.26572700

>GME
it will fucking open red wtf

>> No.26572701
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26572701

Imagine not buying the largest flat rolled steel producer in America during a F and GM resurgence

Imagine not buying the most environmentally compliant Steel company in the world with this gay ass "go green" administration

Cars and Ford F-150s aren't made from plastic my dudes

>> No.26572702

What should I buy today? I've made 30% of GME yesterday and I re bought at 77.
I've got a couple of thousand left for fun. Should I buy the AMC dip?

>> No.26572703

>>26572615
Is AMC a buy or are Dems going to buttfuck the economy again to sell the covid scam?

>> No.26572706

>>26572486
Not only will they never find me attractive, most of them find my existence to be offensive.
But go have sex incel

>>26572520
>>26572554
Absolutely fucking based

>>26572672
Too late?

>> No.26572707
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26572707

TRUFF/TRIP.CN going to $1 this week.

>> No.26572709

>>26572366
kek that image

>> No.26572715

>>26572645
lol no, pltr crabs more than CLF

>> No.26572726

>>26572671
whats ur strat here?

>> No.26572728

>>26572645
tomorrow is going to the moon for sure. Karp bought $180m more shares, Cohen bought $188m more. The % of institutional money keeps increasing bigly, and its starting to look more legit as a buy

>> No.26572729

Buy BYND or wait for dip!?

>> No.26572730

>>26572700
Does that mean I should buy it right away

>> No.26572732

What's the attack plan for GME anyway?
Just buy buy buy?

>> No.26572735
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26572735

I just bought a 100 ATOS shares

did I do bad

>> No.26572737

Holy fuck BYND is pumping like fuck on the new pepsi deal, i don't know whether i should just take profits or buy more at open

>> No.26572740

>>26572573
you're not a high school "chad" bro

>> No.26572741
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26572741

>Sell my stock before dump
>Miss re-entry after dip and it pumps even higher
Fml

At least AMC/NOK are up

>> No.26572745

>>26572700
>pre market is not up 50% despite gamestop having it's main market in the US
I wonder...

>> No.26572746

Your 9 am GME dip has just arrived

>> No.26572749

>>26572666
>>26572692
arent you guys worried about big price dips when the restrictions are lifted and the employees can sell their shares in a few weeks?

>> No.26572748

>>26572682
How will it be different today? Can anyone tell? Pretrading was the same as Sunday night.

>> No.26572750

is Blackberry tied to this Nokia play?

>> No.26572751
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26572751

my portfolio is bleeding and so is my ass. any advice on dealing with an anal fissure, bros?

>> No.26572752

>>26572730
definitly

>> No.26572757

NOKIA is decelerating heavily...

>> No.26572760

>>26572681
lmao, when it does pop...

>> No.26572761
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26572761

Did you see a new binary exchange Baex ( #baex)? Looks like this is not so bad with all these options, BTC, stock indices, ETH, fiat currencies. They also offer algorithmic profitability with a self-balanced pool, so passive income is also available, as I see

>> No.26572762

>>26572358
>AMC literally above NOK now
Bro NOK is a dead meme. AMC is where its at

>> No.26572763

30 min until GME moons again

>> No.26572765

How do i cope with holding CLF bags?

>> No.26572769
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>>26572701
F-150s are made from aluminum now retard

>> No.26572770

>>26572639
buddha is calling you ;)

>> No.26572772
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26572772

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26571983
>you can learn everything you'd ever need to know about finance for free from the internet
Maybe, but it’s real hard to sort out what is actually worth my time
>>26572020
Was that you?

>> No.26572774

>>26572751
stop putting things in your ass you weirdo

>> No.26572775

>>26572735
My uncle was talking about atos. Is that you uncle mike?

>> No.26572782

>>26572283
I bought in at the meme fever height at 12 and took my loss at 10.5

>> No.26572793
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>>26572681
sell the news, all the news

>> No.26572796

lmao I just heard one of the people on CNBC say "maybe its best for these investors to step aside from GME and look at other short squeeze opportunities"

its so painfully obvious they are scared about the squeeze, they're trying to dilute the power from it

>> No.26572797
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26572797

NOK NOK who's there? Your butt that's about be kicked

>> No.26572798

Alright I'm fucking dumping my BFARF. What should I buy? I have 7k worth of shares

>> No.26572802

>>26572732
literally. buy, hold, buy dip, sell some at peak, buy dip, buy buybuybuy.

>> No.26572808
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26572808

BYND nearing 40% pre-market

>> No.26572812

>>26572703
Buy. The dems will reopen the country to give off the savior impression.

>> No.26572814
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26572814

>>26572765

Average down? Lol

This shit is an easy hold to $40-$50

>> No.26572817

>>26572765
Sell them and forget you ever touched that tranny garbage.

>> No.26572818

>>26572748
I agree no one can know. You're gonna risk it?

>> No.26572819

>>26572088
both are based beyond belief

>> No.26572820

>>26572297
Who? Does she sing good or something?

>> No.26572828

>>26572521
Im just curious what you are doing with it anon, not chastising you.

>> No.26572832

>>26572095
>simply no momentum
You underestimate the power of retards

>> No.26572833

>>26572751
fix your diet

>> No.26572839

>>26572668
Because Americans are fat, lazy, apolitical slobs who would rather be wage slaves than jeopardize anything in their comfortable lives

>> No.26572843

>>26572703
it's mooning either way. your question only matters to AMC long-term, which nobody in this thread cares about

>> No.26572845

>>26572751
let your ass heal? you will likely need a prescription creme to promote its healing and sterility.
you do not want abscess.

>> No.26572849

What's going on with BYND?

>> No.26572853

Who's ready for this board to become useless until 2am again?

>> No.26572855
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26572855

>>26572211
$PLTR

>> No.26572857
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26572857

>>26572701
They're made of Aluminum, retard.

>> No.26572860
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26572860

You do have your AMC cheapies don't you, anon? You don't want to miss the next moon mission, the next gain train?
You don't? Oh, well there's still time to get in. Better run to the concessions while the opening credits are rolling. But hurry, the film has started and the line is already spiking! Not much time left before 7, then 10, then 20, then 50! The clock is ticking, anon. Time to take action.
Now, I hope you've got all your snacks, since there's no leaving now. Your names will be plastered on the end credits as you emerge richer than you've ever been. Ladies and gentlemen, the show has just begun!

>> No.26572859

>>26572442
Just dumped my extra cash into AMC

>> No.26572866

>>26572745
well it was yesterday

>> No.26572867

>>26572796
holy fucking lol if real
>please stop hurting our masters

>> No.26572878

>>26572750
no i think it's unironically just people naturally associating Nokia and Blackberry as similar things (ex-phone companies) and people are moving money into Nokia thinking it will be the next BB

I know there's 5G and 6G contracts or whatever but that was all old news. I'm 99% convinced people are really just buying with shallow justifications like that (next BB!!!). This is the same market where ZTNO (ZOOM TECHNOLOGIES) went up over 50,000% just because people thought it was the Zoom

>> No.26572879

>>26572706
Not too late. Their earnumings are the 4th. Get in before, they'll pump, dump a bit, and continue to rise like POWW did recently.

>> No.26572880

>>26572808
>>26572808
>>26572808
why? taco bell?

>> No.26572884

>>26572814
did he revoke trumps order to write his own and steal credit? lmao

>> No.26572888
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26572888

>>26572817

>CLF
>American Steel
>Tranny garbage

Do you get your nail polish at BBBY with your tranny BB and GME bags

>> No.26572894
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26572894

>falling for the nokia smokescreen pumped out by media

>> No.26572899

>>26572340
I use webull and after I transfer money into it or sell a stock the funds are considered "unsettled" for 2 days. It's still counts towards my buying power but I can't sell the stock I bought with unsettled funds until it settles. It's a little riskier and you will be penalized for selling a stock you bought with unsettled funds but I've been doing pretty well with it so far.

>> No.26572911

>>26572671
It's gme not ge retard

>> No.26572914

>>26572880
Pepsico

>> No.26572916
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26572916

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.26572917

>>26572857
anon...

>> No.26572920

We are all geniuses

>> No.26572922

>>26572796
lmao
how much did they get paid to say that?

>> No.26572923

WTF IS HAPPENING WITH THE GME PRE TRADE? AM I GOING TO BE FINANCIALLY RUINED?

>> No.26572929

All in on CRBP?

>> No.26572932

Do you guys invest in crypto at all? What percentage do you keep in stocks if you do?

>> No.26572934

>>26572888
Kill yourself you fat fucking retard.

>> No.26572935

>>26572880
They're creating a new LLC with Pepsi-Co.

>> No.26572938

>>26572258
Like plastic.

>> No.26572943
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26572943

Time to go to war with short sellers.
Holding onto GME for dear life.
Do your fucking worst, markets.

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>>26572923
you're coming right?

>> No.26572947

Guys I've never done a trailing stop before. Is it wise to use if I can't watch GME all day? Should I be doing something else?

>> No.26572948

AAAH BB DUMPING BROS

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

>> No.26572951

>>26572833
i've been eating a bunch of fiber, mainly psyllium cereal and broccoli.

>>26572845
how? i have to take a shit every day and when i shit it's gonna reopen, feels bad man.

>> No.26572955

>>26572819
Why? they look like pee pee to me. Too high line.

>> No.26572956

>>26572818
Well, I'm holding from yesterday so I guess I have to.

>> No.26572957
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26572957

redditors portfolio

>> No.26572964
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26572964

>> No.26572970
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26572970

Why is wkhs blowing up?

>> No.26572971

AMC premarket. WGMI

>> No.26572981

>>26572932
Had good luck a few months back swinging ethe and gbtc stocks but that’s about it.

>> No.26572984

>>26572751
I have hemorrhoids. It sucks. Best solutions I've found are using a standing desk, more sleep & less stress, and better diet

>> No.26572987
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26572987

>everything dumping

IT'S TUESDAY BOYS

>> No.26572992

>>26572946
>>26572923
I panicked, it's recovering.

>> No.26572995
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26572995

If GME hits 60 or below I AM GOING TO BUY MORE

>> No.26572997

>>26572947
no because it's gonna flip flop. i'd put a limit at like 120-140

>> No.26573008

>>26572729
Too late now, wait.

>> No.26573013

>>26572894
So what do I buy?

>> No.26573017

>>26572957
Saw this guy, if he is smart he would cash out at 10 million or when GME is at 100. But because of the non-stop attention he is getting from r*ddit he will hold, and those will be worthless. It will be hilarious

>> No.26573018

>>26572948
Buy low

>> No.26573019

>>26572984
get hemorrhoid cream it helps a lot at easing the pain

>> No.26573021
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26573021

I’m scared, shoulda not hopped on GME yesterday. The fuck was I thinking?

>> No.26573022

>>26572964
the ride never ends :^)

im calling it now: GME is gonna be the next TSLA. by that i mean it's going to keep being shorted, then go up higher, shorts are forced to cover at a loss which pushes it higher, they short again because "it's overvalued it must go down", it goes higher, they cover at a loss, repeat ad infinitum.

>> No.26573025

>>26572947
you're gonna get fucked on a trailing stop like everyone else did. hold shares.

>>26572951
Wash/soak in/with warm salt water and let it air dry. Do not add unnecessary friction. This is the way to heal anus wounds.

>> No.26573036

>>26573013
BB and NOK or some fresh GME

>> No.26573038

hold or sell GME, tell me

>> No.26573039

>>26572948
Buy more of course

>> No.26573044

>>26573013
See:
>>26572860

>> No.26573045

>>26571998
VXRT
ATOS
WKHS
GNUS
BNGO
CLSN
NOK

You're welcome. :)

>> No.26573047

If I stick with you guys will you tell me when to buy and sell GME?
I got a bit of money in there, I would really appreciate it.

>> No.26573048

I am financially ruined bros
how to cope?

>> No.26573049

>>26572951
okay homie. Try drinking some coconut water and bannas/ other gentle fruits for a few days. Ur ass will heal within a week. NO FUCKING BREAD OR PASTA OR OTHER LARGE CARB STUFF not meat either.
Youll be good in a week. if no go to docties.
Luv u
-granny

>> No.26573051

>>26572751
stop having gay sex

>>26572860
What's the timeframe till the top on AMC? I mean I'm willing to take on some risk, but what kind of reward are we talking about here? Also what is this $15 minimum wage going to do to them? I mean all those employees are entry level high school zoomers, are they going to have to spend a bunch of money to make automated ticket sales and popcorn dispensers? Can they even offer these services with covid protocols? I mean these are really relevant questions. The answers to these questions could make the line go down, and then we run out of time before it can go up and we get fucked on our calls.

>> No.26573056

Anyone else buy the JMIA dip?

>> No.26573057

>>26573017
He has sold 200 contracts.
He is dollar cost averaging out, which isn't terrible if you have some confidence

>> No.26573069

should i buy some GME now or will it dip like yesterday?

>> No.26573079

does anybody know who is pumping KOSS? news keeps saying reddit but that's not true

>> No.26573080

>>26572970
idk but i'm finally positive again

>> No.26573083
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26573083

Top 5 plays today:
AMC
GME
AMC
BB
AMC

>> No.26573089

>>26573021
>The fuck was I thinking?
I’m saying when you’re ready, you won’t have to

>> No.26573094

>>26573021
You’re thinking with emotion, just enjoy the ride

>> No.26573097

>charles schwab gave me $100 to invest
>have no idea how stocks work
do i buy 18 NOK stocks @ market order price which gets me right under $100?

>> No.26573096

>>26572956
good luck bro. when u get in how much shares?

>> No.26573098
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26573098

NOK NOK NOKIN ON HEAVEN'S DOOR

>> No.26573103

>>26573069
let me just find my crystal ball...

>> No.26573108

>>26571998

Hey guys og linkie here. Have around 500k and never bought stocks or shares or whatever. Thinking of apeing in 10k at the open for the memes. I know I’m retarded but am I stupid?

>> No.26573121

>>26573047
Buy GME last thursday.

>> No.26573123

>>26573069
just buy now and have diamond hands

>> No.26573124

>>26572947
Stop losses are for suckers
Logically, the floor would probably be somewhere around $40 to $60 again, so let's assume it hits that floor and you don't want to baghold because you aren't a believer for example. Only put enough equity in that you'll lose 2-3% of your account if you take that kind of loss. That way you won't have it triggered just to watch it moon and you become a pink wojak. You place your bet, and if things start to go wrong you wait a little while, and then it will come to its floor and you can decide there that you would rather get out of it
I fear stop loss orders more than I fear the potential loss from not using one

>> No.26573127

Why the fuck is KOSS pumping so hard?

>> No.26573129

>>26572957
How much capital did he start with?

>> No.26573132
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26573132

Wdhmbt?

>> No.26573133

>>26573048
accept that you're retarded for not knowing your own risk tolerance. anyone who is financially ruined after playing with stocks doesn't deserve the money they had.
learn yourself something.

>>26573069
it's gonna dip harder than yesterday but could peak higher as well.

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26573134

Summoning all commodities chads, what are you in for the upcoming correction (other than CLF... I guess...)

>> No.26573135

>>26573069
>should i buy some GME now or will it dip like yesterday?
Don't buy on open. It's very rare open is the lowest point of the day. Timing the low is tough though.

>> No.26573137

If you spoon feed newfags you’re a disgrace

>> No.26573138

>>26573044
Why would I buy a near bankruptcy retailer that's banned on /wsb/ over NOK?

>> No.26573143

>>26573108
No

>> No.26573148

>>26572947
>trailing stop losses
>on meme stocks
I'm usually a strong advocate of stop losses but meme stocks are not applicable. You either watch the ticker like a hawk or hold your position through the wild swings. Taking a stop loss on volatile stocks, especially ones with so much MM attention is a recipe for a bad time.

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>>26571998
BUY THE FUCK OUT OF Vaxart [VXRT] NOW!

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/vaxart-announces-additional-preclinical-covid-133000984.html

They are presenting these results beside Dr. Fauci this week!

>> No.26573152

>>26572283
feb 6.

>> No.26573155

I hope you guys have enough alfredo bucks for some big!!!
NOKerz!

>> No.26573158

>>26573038
You hold that shit until the end of the day and that's final. You had plenty of time to get off before the markets closed yesterday, you're already in it.

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26573159

>>26573047
Buy GME back in September

>> No.26573161

>>26573096
Yesterday bought at 97, sold at 125, bought at 77 again and held. 20 shares.

>> No.26573166

>>26573097
DO EEEEEEET

>> No.26573171

>>26573083
BB and NOK fags are buying into 20 year old dead cell phone companies. Get on the Tootsie-Roll train, They could put candy on the block chain, and basically NOK and BB buyers are going to get meme'd.

>> No.26573173

>>26573098
NOK is going NO-where fast bro. You got baited. The real play is AMC

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26573176

>>26573098
Hello? Yes, based department speaking.

>> No.26573180

>>26572878
I dont' think it's just a
>muh meme phone companies
play. Nokia has actually something going for it, new ceo, new playing field, leading 6g research role etc. Just getting into shape again after losing so hard on the smartphone front.
Also earnings are reported on Feb 4th, maybe some are speculating on those reports.

>> No.26573184

>>26573045
>atos
keep shilling your pajeet pharmaceutical pump n dump

Atos shills are pharma shills are all pajeets.

>> No.26573188
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26573188

>AMC TO THE MOON

>> No.26573193

https://www.strawpoll.me/42515917/r
https://www.strawpoll.me/42515917/r
https://www.strawpoll.me/42515917/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/42515917/r

>> No.26573195

>>26572667
Punny..

>> No.26573207

why even use a margin account when they literally just up the requirement for your holdings to 100%?
fucking hell, so stupid

>> No.26573218

>>26573203
>>26573203
>>26573203
>>26573203

new thread

>> No.26573225

>>26573138
>caring about reddit

>> No.26573232

>>26573134
thats not at all what that chart looks like

>> No.26573255

>>26573137
Most people will manage to lose money even if you tell them exactly how not to. But then they have a chance to look back on the advice and see how they fucked up, or they just get rekt and have to get a 3rd job. Either way, I tried, because I love every single one of you faggots

>> No.26573258

>>26573150
It already pumped 40%, retard.

>> No.26573259
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26573259

>>26573138
This is why. It's the next GME.

>> No.26573263

>>26573098
How are you supposed to swipe on your trading app with that thing?

>> No.26573274

>>26573207
so you can trade without waiting for funds to settle
or you could move to a broker that lets you trade with unsettled funds anyways

>> No.26573275

>>26573194
Under $25k you’re fine

>> No.26573276

>>26573171
some of us already made 3x kek, im at 140%

>> No.26573279

>>26573134
FRACKING
IRAN DEAL
I don't think oil is going anywhere anytime soon, sorry Anon.

>> No.26573286

>>26573180
west basically only has Nokia and Ericson for 5g if china gets totally banned, that itself is already bullish

>> No.26573296

Am I a sucker for not getting on GME? I've always been kind of a long term player, mostly holding positions on ETFs and reinvesting dividends (about 35% growth since February 2020). Has anyone actually made real profit off of this yet, or is it just to fuck with hedgefunds?

>> No.26573306

>>26572460
Lmao what the fuck is this

>> No.26573314

Should I sell my other meme stocks that aren't moving and go all in gme when it dumps again

>> No.26573322

>>26573296
join now and hold 6 days to fuck hedge.

>> No.26573324

>>26573194
How do you check that?

>> No.26573335

>>26573184
You are ignorant.

Atossa Therapeutics President and CEO Dr. Steven C. Quay to Speak at Precision Medicine World Conference, Spotlighting Anthony S. Fauci, MD, Director NIAID January 25-27, 2021

SEATTLE, Jan. 25, 2021 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Atossa Therapeutics, Inc. (Nasdaq:ATOS), a clinical stage biopharmaceutical company seeking to discover and develop innovative medicines in areas of significant unmet medical need with a current focus on breast cancer and COVID-19, announced that Dr. Steven C. Quay, President and CEO, will speak as a panelist at the 2021 Precision Medicine World Conference "21st Century Precision Medicine in the Age of COVID-19"

to be held virtually January 25-27, 2021.

The panel topic is "Development of New SARS-CoV-2 Therapeutics." The panel begins at 11:30 am PST on January 26, 2021.

This will hit $55 before EOY.

>> No.26573338

>>26572751
I've had to dump carbs completely. Just vegetables, some dairy, and some meat like once per week. Yesterday I dropped a giant 2.5 foot long smooth shit with no blood. I felt euphoric after.

I've also lost like 3 pounds in one week as a bonus. Do it anon.

>> No.26573339
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26573339

>>26573173
I got both.

>> No.26573341

>>26573314
Never go all in on anything.

>> No.26573346

>>26573194
What app is that?

>> No.26573361

>>26573025
>>26573049
thanks bros i'll see what i can do.

>> No.26573372

>>26573346
Looks like Robinhood.

>> No.26573391

>>26572957
Why ain't he selling? Holy fuck that's almost 14 million as it is.

>> No.26573434

>>26572798
GME.

>> No.26573445

>>26573021
enjoy the bag

>> No.26573450

How do i find the amount of shares being shorted?

>> No.26573457

>>26573017
it would be stupid for him to close
reddit will now buy anything he shills for the rest of eternity

>> No.26573470

>>26573346
Sneed

>> No.26573485

>>26573296
>Am I a sucker for not getting on GME?
No, in fact you probably didn't because it seemed like a sucker's bet. There are opportunities elsewhere

>Has anyone actually made real profit off of this yet, or is it just to fuck with hedgefunds?
I made a month's wage yesterday at opening bell and half a month's wage the day before

Don't sweat it man you can't be aware of everything that's going on at all times. In fact, reducing noise and not trying to rack your brain about every missed opportunity may be better for you

>> No.26573501

>>26573391
Why sell now

Hedgies are getting fucked on friday. 100 million is more than 10 million

>> No.26573508

>>26572917
>HRO group consistently tells people not to use F-150s for mobile applications because of the lack of ground capacity due to the amount of aluminum used in the new aluminum frame trucks.

>> No.26573510

>>26573225
AMC is already too high to buy in anyway

>> No.26573527

>>26572668
It isn't legal
>>26572839
Is right that we're too distracted playing red vs blue over finge issues like trannies and fetuses instead of holding all of our crooked politicians accountable

>> No.26573546

>>26573259
So buy high sell low?

>> No.26573567

GME FOMO is starting

>> No.26573590

>>26572957
>>26573017
>>26573391
>>26573129
Roaring kitty on youtube. Actually seems like a nice guy and not the typical redditor you'd expect. He believes gamestop will successfully transform into an e-commerce store, specifically because they have a few successful e-commerce tycoons investing extremely bullishly.

>> No.26573605

>>26573501
I set a 5k market order this morning.

>> No.26573623

>>26573361
Get a bidet too if you don't already have one, that shit tripled my fissure healing time.

>> No.26573652

>>26573623
uh that doesnt sound good

>> No.26573733

>>26572105
>baggie
Baggie is still here??? Haven't been here in several months.

>> No.26573799

If you haven't gotten fired from your job yet to collect sweet gibs while you focus more on yourself and your trading, well, let me say I'm really enjoying myself

Make sure you tick the box that says covid affected you directly

>> No.26573845
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26573845

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

>> No.26573865

>>26573799
whats your neetbux per week anon?

>> No.26573916

>>26573341
I'm going to go all in on your mama

>> No.26573933

NOK is booming in paris market euro bros

>> No.26573936

fucking order not buying nigger

>> No.26573945

>>26571998
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.26574016

>>26573865
About $550 with taxes taken out

>> No.26574427
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26574427

BUY THE DIP

>> No.26574491

>3 /smg/ threads on biz atm