/biz/ - Business & Finance

Lets keep the racism, sexism and especially transphobia to an absolute minimum (that means ZERO). Or we simply won't be having these generals for much longer.

I will make sure they get shut down, with Papa Elon's help.

The media is the enemy of the people.

NOK is the ally of the people

>Discussing stocks online is illegal.

>Newton re enters $GME with a lot today

Brace yourself

im up 28% already because of ATOS, NOK, and AMC

>Didn't quite make back in the after hours what I lost during the day

Today will be different, right bros?

>>26567249
Fuck niggers, kikes, LGBT perverts, and all non whites

Zoom out on the NOK chart. Now think of all the baggies ready and willing to dump soon.

BUY gme 10 minutes after open
SELL gme 50 minutes after open

simple as

>>26567231
how can you start trading without the mandatory 20k USD

Green ID
Green hair
Green portfolio
the formula is simple

gme will open at >100

Trying to quickly open up an interactivebrokers account to get in on the GME fomo. Want to deposit funds using my online bank account client but there doesn't seem to be an option for that. The only options are for wire transfer and online bill payment. What do? Can't be assed to walk all the way to the bank and initiate a wire transfer.

>>26567249

go back to re.ddit nigger

>>26567227
>seeded a larp on /pol/ in only two posts
Ok if I used this to pump a stock I'd go to goy jail for all eternity but fucking damn it the temtation is real. Why are they so easy to mislead?

>>26567249
Fuck off back to r*ddit. Og not spam

When do these numbers get updated usually?

BUY ROLLS ROYCE DIP

>>26567249
Low quality bait

GME is scaring me now. Seems too good to be true and can feel my hands turning to paper.

Can anyone lift me up?

Guys I put order in for gme at 85 on open. If its above 85 does that mean i get nothing?

why didnt i sell....fuck me. now at 59k

>>26567296
Same.

Are we in unbearable euphoria?

>>26567360
and yet, everyone replying is either from r*ddit or a newfag. You're welcome for the free filter.

>>26567325
Stop posting that.

>>26567372
That's how I reckon it yes. 89 pre market now so you might want to go anything below 100% if you want in for sure. Or see if it dips as it opens.

>>26567249
fuck niggers, kikes, trannies, jannies, and especially you.

>>26567382
what's that, GME?
if so it'll just go up again so whatever m8

>>26567382
sell what? Are you the CLFnigger?

>>26567310
The rule is that under $25k you can make 3 day trades (buying+selling) every 5 business days. You can still trade without $25k but if you break that rule you'll get banned.

>>26567286
https://youtu.be/vHSNZK4Je-Y

>>26567306
>>26567341
>>26567346

This pasta is like a litmus test for tourists and reddit faggots.

>>26567325
This is CGI right? R-right?

>>26567446
Don't tell them, just filter and continue.

ATOS CALLS ABOU5 TO PRINT TODAY.

>>26567386

Just passed “Media Attention”

>>26567395
It's only going to get worse

>>26567452
Nah it's real unfortunately

>>26567333
>get in on the GME fomo
Why would you even want to at this point? The return you get isn’t worth the risk you assume. Get in another stock like BB and you can actually make better returns with less risk

>>26567438
Is there a way to check how many times you traded during the week?

>>26567346
Newfag spotted

>>26567325
>mdw (my dick when) holding CLF

fuck the RIOT, MARA, BFARF shills. Bitcoin slowly crabbing down and these mfers keep diluting. Bitcoin miner's are all pump and dump scams.

>>26567367
Just buy bb, gme is done for for I wont fomo

Also, CRBP shill, this conference tomorrow better fucking deliver.
Everything I have is flat right now while I watch GME break ATHs.

>>26567396
No.

>>26567483
Yeah usually brokers notify you each time you make a trade but you should keep a ledger of that anyways

>>26567227
Just got approved for option trading, where do I start? I have lots of regular stocks but options have always intimidated me, any advice is appreciated

>>26567478
Lies

Got 450 shares of NOK
Am I retarded?

>>26567452
it's real but the guy lived so it's okay

>>26567487
Bitch im not from r*ddit.

I've been on 4chan for quite years. Started with /b/ and /mu/, then eventually moved to /g/ and /mu/. Now its just /biz/ and sometimes /mu/.

>mfw day trading restriction

>>26567512
>investing in a stock called BARF

>>26567367
You gonna bitch out?

>>26567227
>Nio
>Niu
>Niiio
What other stocks are there for my N meme stock list?

>>26567557
Perhaps, time will tell

>>26567557
No, but ask yourself why did it have to take over 20% raise in value before you bought in? Didn't you have the exact same arguments to buy in earlier? What changed to make you buy in now?

>>26567525
I literally don't even have to open the video and I feel it. I feel the fucking pain

>>26567565
Oh my gosh anon sorry to hear that
Travel to Mexico for a week. Or Canada

>>26567481
Doing it to btfo kikes. Don't care if I lose all my money.

Bullish for CLF. Infrastructure package time? Will probably crab up then dumb as usual.

>>26567564
>I'm not from r*ddit
>r*ddit spacing
>replies to obvious bait
Ok, champ.

Reminder people that bought in March 2000 bagheld for 15 years. We are at Newton's friends get rich. Enjoy it while it lasts but be smart about position sizes.

>>26567564
>Explains to you how long he as been on 4chan
>fag spotted

>>26567564
15 years*

Is clf dead?

>>26567452
>Let's blur the penis on this video of a lady biting a dick off

>>26567535
>where do I start?
The investopedia guide on options. There's also a site called options calculator that is extremely useful for telling if a buy is even worth it that you should use once you are absolutely sure you understand how options work.

>>26567608
I am personally slowly consolidating more into positions that will probably not drop as much as some memes if there will be a huge drop. Putting a lot more into AAPL for example

>>26567535
Same

>>26567607
At least im not a faggot tanny who owns clf

>>26567635
See what happens with Bidens announcement at 2.30 EST. X earnings Thursday too. If no movement from these then yes, CLF dead.

>>26567325
at this rate its gonna open red

>>26567635
Yeah retard, buy gme

>>26567565
Damn that sucks. I only have one more before they lock my account, so I have no choice but to hold BB through today.

>>26567604
Based. Good luck to you then

good morning anons

>>26567614
Lol fine bitch yall win. Im being ridiculous.

>>26565473
>Why doesn't my broker allow me to set up a $160 sell order on GME? They say it's "too high" and that the lowest order they'll allow is around 20% above it's current price.
Degiro, right?
It really makes me mad, they don't even update the position right, so the 20% above current price is actually BELOW current price for GME when it pumps, meaing you can only buy/sell at market if you want your order to go trough.

NOAA (EU version of NOK) is at 4,20 EUR
It's a sign bros.

>>26567590
>What changed to make you buy in now?
Too much shilling

>>26567652
No, you're a pathetic insecure little newfag who needs to fuck off back wherever it is you came from.

>>26567367
Jesus how much do you have invested on a meme that you're panicking when it's fucking mooning lol

>>26567665
>up 14%

>>26567590
Why don't you ask GME posters why they're buying now

>>26567607
If it doesn't move on this announcement I'm dumping these bags. I can't take it anymore bros.

>>26567694
>4.20 funny number hahahahaha!!!
GO BACK

Holy shit
Is Elon just flexing on trump? The guy move shit with his tweets just for fun. What’s the short % on ETSY? How high can The Muskrat pump it?

>>26567705
Lmao

>>26567564
>Bitch
>r*ddit
>I've been on 4chan for quite years
I can even tell you are a faggot also

>>26567665
It won't open red. Maybe close red. But that means it's a better entry point. It's pretty clear there are people taking advantage of PM/after hours a ton on it, though.

>>26567740
REEEEEEE
THAT FILM WAS ENJOYABBBBLLLEEEEEE

>How high can The Muskrat pump it?

>>26567286
Cant post from PC because of reasons but Cramer was literally arguing to restrict free speech because of this.

BUT ETSY STOCK NOW!!!

BCRX bros.... why our chart are very linear.... there's almost no up and downs.... it's the perfect example of sea horizon

>>26567740
>>26567779
I liked the movie but it wasn't scary. Some Zoomie told me about how it's so fucked up and it changed his life blah blah. Zoomers are fucking pussies

>>26567791
Lol.
We just to some onions chan and discuss it there. Anyone can install TOR.

You did buy some calls at least right anon?

>>26567438
Does any trade within 24 hours count as a day trade? Would buying an option in the morning and selling later that afternoon be considered one of the 3?

>GE
I knew they would do well, now to throw all the profit to meme stocks.

>>26567249
You nigger bitch fag. You forgot antisemitism. It's an other shoa you're responsible for!

I made an EU account on the interactive brokers UK site but they warned me about the Pattern Trading Rule (Have 20k + 40k or 100k or some shit)
I thought this only applied to the US? If this is a global thing then how do people who aren't wealthy start trading?

who /smallfolio/ here?

>be poorfag
>covid hits and manage to save a lot of money
>put down £1.5k on some meme stocks
>triple it in a few months
>back to do the same thing with the freshest memes

THIS goy is climbing the ladder.

>>26567803

>>26567834
I'll share the screenshot when I get the chance. He was in no uncertain terms questioning if free speech applied to stocks.

3 hours before NOK pump. How high can it go? $6? $8? $10?

imagine if the market was already open, god im so bored

>>26567803
Already pumped FUCK
That's I'm reinstalling Twitter

>>26567249
Its time to go back.

>>26567604
Same, i hope to make least s little bit by Friday because I invest my rent money haha

>>26567869
what app (application) is that

>>26567687
good morning im gonna make some pour over now

>>26567803
Fuck I just sold ETSY a few days ago! It's up 5% now aaaaaaaaaa

>>26567816
biotech always stagnates before a boom thanks to some new FDA trial result. I made money betting on Galidesivir before it came out. I haven't done any research on them, but you've got to actually read some scientific shit if you wanna fuck with Biotech and see if something is promising or not. Also, don't trust long-term growth on them, because patents expire and competitors come out with shit all the time.

Can somebody explain how you leverage with options?
Retard here btw

>>26567840
>Would buying an option in the morning and selling later that afternoon be considered one of the 3?
Yes. It's a bullshit rule put in place by boomers who think finance is a sekrit klub and want to exclude poors from it

Why are there so many newies and fags here today? I honestly don't know if it's all bait, or real.

Is it over for AMRS?

>>26567853
You buy stocks to hold long. Or swing trade them. Its easy.

>>26567877
You do realize nokia is 6x the market cap of gamestock or 2,5x that of blackberry?

>>26567867
This is the new paradigm. Just be early in the latest memes, take profits early enough, hop on the next meme and repeat

>>26567853
I an europoor with less than 20k and swing trade regularly.

>>26567726
Same anon, I’m just gonna stick with ARK and TSM maybe keep some dry powder for gambling

>ELON MUSK WAS MENTIONED IN SOME WAY QUICK POST A SOIJACK LOL GOT 'EM

>>26567914
At least you didn't panic sell BB yesterday
Like I did

>>26567940
I'm a newfag to the general but I got into this early January and not 3 days ago.

>>26567873
He's an idiot boomer, what else to expect. They fear uncertainty in a completely irrational way.

I am playing AAPL through earnings, what the fuck am I in for?

>>26567908
WeBull

>>26567333
This will take a few days, I don't think you can be there on time and FOMOing at the top of a stock the institutions are hellbent on bringing down even if it means cheating and stealing is the worst you can do for your portfolio.

>>26567940
I legit just got into trading today. I heard that GME would fuck over the happy merchants so I went all in. God wills it

>>26567948
This is the ultimate test of the meme pump power

>>26567873
I actually feel Cramer defends the free speech thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHTm0N59Rc

>>26567923
This. ONTX will probably pump in the future due to them having a fancy anti-metastatsis drug up for trials but if you look at their long term performance it's bad. Biotech is almost never a longterm hold.

>>26567987
1% fluctuations

>>26567987
Depends on when you bought.
If it goes up you did a good job if it goes down buy the dip

>>26567908
carefull its basically chinese spyware check the privacy label in the app store

lol I bought GE yesterday because some retard on reddit said someone bought 41k call contracts.

Can anyone show me proof BB is over-shorted?

>>26567227
do I hold or sell APHA? I've made about 3x in the last months

>>26567904
The irony of the insecure reddit niggerfaggot posting this is why jannies must be put against the wall

>>26567987

I'm with you brother. Slightly nervous but you can always HODL for the long term.

>>26568047
http://regsho.finra.org/CNMSshvol20210125.txt

Bros I need guidance. Do I sell my ATOS calls before the conference?

>>26568010
I've got to agree with you. Cramer was being very based. The other jew is the imbecile here, I want to punch his face.

>>26568048
No-one ever lost money by taking profits
Maby sell half and hold rest

Damn the premarket values on BB, AMC and GME are pretty good

>>26568097
Yes. Sell the news. Then buy back after th event

>>26567227
I wiped my ass this morning snd had a blood spot about the size of a quarter on the tp... the poo felt hard and jagged coming out. Is it ogre for me?

>>26568100
Yeah. I like to watch him for entertainment, so lately he's been extra great. He's definitely here for the ride.

So we NOK today?
Been hodling 243 shares of it for months now

>>26568158
Yeah bro.

>>26568133
>he wipes
Ngmi

>>26568047
Nobody said it was. Most of this is just bullish sentiment from deals that either haven't been fully actuated or reported that many expect to be quite substantial.

>>26568158
You gme or you irrelevant

>>26567354
Doing it now, insanely undervalued.

>>26567702
Shilling is a bad reason to buy, there needs to be arguments for it more than just faggots spamming "BUY NOK". Even if they're right, it's still a poor decision unless you have a reason to buy

>>26567715
People have been buying GME for the same reason for months now; the short squeeze, console cycle and Cohen involvement. Their argument for buying in has been talked to death

Yeah, I'm diversified
GME
BB
NOK

>>26567948
Tell me how nokia and gamestop compete for market share and why they should bbe compared to each other. They are only mentioned in every second post here because number goes up together.

>>26568010
Definitely different from the quote I have saved from an article. Here he's saying basically the exact opposite of it.

>no /smg/ video update for 6 days
is he okay?

>>26568175
>>26568047
https://shortsqueeze.com/?symbol=bbby&submit=Short+Quote%E2%84%A2

>>26568074
Its time to go back buddy.

>>26568133
Hemorrhoids bro. If you start seeing blood in your shit itself go to a gastroenterologist because that's a serious warning sign.

>>26568133
Nah I actually just got over something similar, it really is just a cut to the sphincter. You'll blow the cut open a bunch more while it's trying to heal and probably have to wipe blood for a week or two as your ass adjusts. Speed up the process with some fast food to soften your stool - doctor's orders lel.

>>26568189
Youre gonna make it

>>26567522
That better be one hell of a conference.

>>26568243
this i more likely
im pretty sure internal bleeding isn't really red out the ass

>>26567591
I doubt you do. It must be much more painful than whatever you think you feel.

>>26568100
Lost my shit when the other jew said "foreign powers are involved". What does he think Russia is manipulating GME's ticker to harm a small fry hedgefund? Complete schizo delusion, next he'll start screeching about the bogdanoffs liquidating his shorts with a single phone call.

>I'm going to reply with something racist or edgy to the obvious bait in the first reply, that will show them I'm not from Reddit!

I'm scared bros. I think its going to be a red day

Is there a based stonk/market podcast?

>>26568237

>>26568241
No blood in shit just on tp for now

Is Rycey actually a legit stock pick?

How many people would go to a Nintendo theme park if they had rides based off popular anime series like Re:Zero?

>>26567825
If I were on psychedelics or having a mental breakdown when I watched it, I could see that

>>26568125
>tfw lacked the guts to hold my GME 60c over the weekend
A-at least I’ve got a suicide stack of BBBY at 33
Oh god I’m ruined

>>26568279
>>26568243
>>26568133
You don't need to worry unless there was blood in your stool and it looks like coffee grounds (this signifies bleeding further up the intestinal tract, bad). If its just some blood on the tp then it's a small cut or haemorrhoids, if it doesn't resolve in a week or two, go see your doctor, but shouldn't be anything serious.

>>26568297
>next he'll start screeching about the bogdanoffs liquidating his shorts with a single phone call.

>>26567564
for me it's :
/v/ -> /pol/ -> /tv/ -> /pol/ -> /biz/
Now that I laid it out, thinking about it, it's an incredibly logical progression.

>>26568335

Look at the numbers. Its losing money at an increasing rate. Its a piece of shit.

>>26568311
I want to vomit.

It doesn't matter if you think the market is crazy or the stock makes no sense.
If you see a big interest spike from either /smg/ or /wallstreetcucks/ you better know, KNOW that this stock will be bought in big numbers, raising it's price.
CLF, MARA, GME, SPY (a year ago), NOK are all good examples.

>>26568133
Also to keep you from panicking about the other post, there are 3 different possible severities bloody stool:
Dark, DARK blood is blood reacted with stomach acid - HUGE emergency.
Light red blood in volume from the lower GI tract - general emergency.
Light red splotches confirmed from ipen sores in the colon/sphincter - infection risk, talk to your doctor if they persist > 2 weeks.

>>26568297
That wasn’t totally serious, and it’s something worth considering when we’re talking about crypto

It’s not impossible, and is one of the battlegrounds for 21st century war

>>26568279
It can be red but usually it's full of clots and smells like pure death regardless of it's red or black. If it's black that's much more serious than if it's red, that could mean you have a stomach ulcer or a busted artery in your small intestine. I have IBD so I deal with this a lot.

>>26568223
He said he was stopping but I hope he was fucking with us

Bros I don't feel so good.. I wanna buy back into GME on market open

>>26567249
>transphobia

>>26568313

>>26568397
That you Jim?

>>26568402
That was a joke about Tinny predicting the end of the world after Biden got into office.

>>26568384
I really hate women

>>26568386
Imagine anal with this bitch. Imagine your whole penis completely devoured hy her butthole and her huge cheeks, complety creating the perfect pillow structure that massages your oubis and you feel your penis strangled by her rectum, which is being tightned by the sheer mass of her butt sorrounding it.

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-01-25/gamestop-short-sellers-reload-bearish-bets-after-6-billion-loss

>>26567249
lmao, top b8

>>26568471
that isn't how anal works

>>26568133
I am sorry anon, we must put you down

Anyone here wanna trade some stocks?
I'll give you 100 GME for 1.2k NOK

>>26567737
Post picture of musk tweeting anything related to ETSY.

>>26568295
Its like intrusive thoughts where you can't get the image out and my dick already is a little sore from waking up hard asf. I haven't been able to get it out of my head the past 10 minutes

PLUG BROS, ARE WE GOING TO MOON?!

http://archive.fast-edgar.com/20210126/AOBOH22C822292ZZ272G2WZZLMAPZ2Z2Z232/

they raised the guidance

>>26568471

My dad is such a boomer he thinks any investment that isn't a managed fund is high risk

>>26567309
based except you should have bought before close

>>26568490
If you do it prone bone and the girl has a big butt, it is.
At least it was with my exgf, unless I have a weird pp and/or she has a weird rectum.

>>26568510
And managed funds often underperform too.

Fuck it buying NOK at opening. What could go wrong....

>>26568471
I want her to sit on my face

>>26568507
Wait you're still holding plug?

>>26568442
Is lyn transgender or does it have Elf blood?

>>26568555
yeah

>>26568545
I just to fuck her in the ass raw like a rabid dog while she lays belly down in the bed crying out of pain

>>26568543
It goes down

>>26568543
> 5 billion float
> virtually no short interest
shiggy diggy

>>26568471
>

>>26568450
The internetaristocrat guy? No I dont have a Japanese waifu to wipe my ass blood for me.

>>26568438
Welcome to the stockholm syndrome. I've been like this since it was 13.

>>26568471
>Imagine your whole penis
GAYYYYYYYY

>world economic forum happening right know
>german propaganda ministery already readied everything up for Merkel to talk to the volk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u1wkHZfb7A
>super close after biden was sworn in
will it happen now?

>>26568526
no it isn't, stop lying about having had sex

>>26567604
Based. Doing the same, it's money I can afford to lose.

>>26568498
>>26567803
Damn, I really need to kind of alert for everytime this fag tweets something.

It’s my birthday today anons, I’m gonna throw 10% of my portfolio into a meme stonk. Which ones? I kinda don’t wanna be involved with gme

>>26568508
>feel_guy_smiling.gif
>static image
>no smile

>>26568617
OEG

>>26568617
$BB

>>26568607
what did Biden say about GME?

>>26567367
AMC

>>26568617
Nok

>>26568617
AMC or NOK

>>26568617
GME if you love risk
BB, NOK if you don't want your money burned

>>26568617
Nok

i masturbated to this pic yesterday

Just sold amc yesterday

>>26568617
NOK 100%. Gonna pump next couple of days.
I think it might pump extra because it feels like a more sound stock than GME meaning boomer-mentality investors will start to FOMO as well because it's not as retarded as GME.

>>26567940
Whoever draws that really knows his cunny. Makes me real hard, and I fucking hate footfags.

>>26568586
Love the fact that literal 1st week trader faggots with their abysmal understanding and 0 knowledge think short interest is the deciding factor in stocks now all of a sudden just because of GME
>no short interest? lmao can't go up
>a lot of shorts? BUY BUY BUY IT CAN SQUEEZE ANY MOMENT
the next couple of months before they lose all their money are going to be unbearable

>>26567423
it definitely looks like gme

>>26568377
Yeah...I forgot r9k too.

/b/ -> /g/ -> /mu/ (this board going to shit quickly) -> /r9k/ (I spiral into drugs and debt) -> /biz/ (I become chad, no debt, tons of gains and gf)

>>26568645
Said if you don't own any, you ain't black

>>26568686
You think she bought BB?

>>26568645
Biden just announced that the value of the USD will now be derived from the number of gamestop stores operating in the country.

>>26568686
just noticed she's wearing gardening gloves

>>26568617
>WKHS

>>26568689
Should I go 5% NOK 5% BB?

I'm playing the SPY weeklies roulette and I hate myself for it

>>26568608
I swear it was like that. She would also never fully relax and basically contract the sphincter because it hurt, and her butt was really bubbly so it fit perfectly into my pubis, it was absolutely ridiculous. I went literally retarded for a good minute whenever I nutted inside her ass, it was an uncontrollable dopamine explosion, cosmic scale pleasure waves, I couldn't speak for a good minute. This was 4 years ago, though, didn't have sex with anyone since we broke up.

>>26568617
GME

>>26567816
>>26567923
Why is BCRX being shilled?? All of their new drugs are either on stage 1 or stage 2 of approval

>>26568707
For handling BBC, for which she is built for.

>>26568712
Sure. Both have high meme potential.
Note that NOK is only pumped like 10% while BB is already pumped 70%.

>>26568617
AMC

>>26568687
Buy it back or there will be tears

>>26568699
based

>wake up
>total gain on AMC is 14.88%
Todays gonna be a good day isnt it?

>>26568726
*haven't had

>>26568737
No idea, but at least one of their drugs that already has FDA approval for other viruses is being investigated for COVID applications with some promise I think. I'm not fucking with it right now, though.

>>26568738
Cuck

>>26568726
anal sex really isn't that great
Its uncomfortably tight for both people, dirty, and just unerotic
no idea why its fetishized

Elon buys something from ETSY once, it pumps. He bought for his dog, is it time to buy WOOF too? Holy hell this is peak clown market.

>>26568752
YOURE TALKING TO A MAN WHO SOLD GME AT 17 I FEEL NOTHING

>>26568705
i imagine her portfolio is very dull and she has no idea what is on it

>>26568738
What do cuckposters get out of doing this every time?

>>26567227
Anyone in UK could help? Why can't I buy TQQQ from IBKR? It wont let me, saying "contract is not available for trading". is it because I have less than 2000 in the account?

>>26568693
>Love the fact that literal 1st week trader faggots with their abysmal understanding and 0 knowledge think short interest is the deciding this, 100% agree, these retards will get the mkt regulated and it's over, easy come easy go

>>26568617
WRI.v

>>26568791
attention, which you're giving them. nice work

>>26568774
It’s underperforming

>>26568791
(You)s

>>26568794
good quoting ability

>>26568686
>pleasuring a penis
Super duper gay

>>26568712
Can you stomach it if you go in and lost your shirt?
Can you stomach sitting out if it continues to moon?

>>26568791
Psychological validation from (you)s and they get to engage in conversation around a topic that makes them uncomfortable and they can’t talk about in real life.

>>26568783
It’s to get you used to being gay

>>26568793
leveraged us etfs are illegal in europe, gotta look for a ucits one, also - stupid trade

>>26567227
>https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
Wait, so if Degiro is the second cheapest platform for europeans, what is the cheapest?

>>26568793
Used to be because EU citizens werent allowed to trade US etfs. Now that youve left dunno.

>>26568783
Look, I cannot generalize any sexual practice because everyone has a different body and bot everyone is sexually compatible, whatever that means.
The only thing I can say is that sex is indeed great if there also feelings involved, but the physical pleasure I used to get from fucking my gf in the ass was a lot higher than whenever I did her in the pussy (which was still incredible). Just saying.

Still bagholding RIOT. BTC pump when?

>>26568870
~4 years

>>26568693
>that company is shorted? Better buy 10,000 shares and maybe a couple out of the money calls
This is exactly what's happening to AMC.

>>26568693
>>26568794
>>26568823

>Love the fact that literal 1st week trader faggots with their abysmal understanding and 0 knowledge think short interest is the deciding factor in stocks now all of a sudden just because of GME
meant that, 100% agree, this will get the mkt regulated and it's over

ROLLS ROYCE IS RECOVERING

FUCK YOU EU

What the fuck OPTT is up 106% I should have bought calls on them last week.

>>26568787
Women like that don’t invest. I don’t blame them as I wouldn’t be doing this shit if I could make millions by shaking my ass and wearing tight clothes.

>>26568857
ibkr

>>26568865
she might have been too loose for you, or you too small. No offense intended

>>26568879
Bullish

>>26568907
her dad is an earl or duke or something. she almost certainly has investments.

>>26568783
Idk bruh, feels great when I do it with the missus, but tbf we only ever done it sober twice. Had a nasty ex that used to shove her tongue up mine or a finger/prostate massager during more intense sessions, still wank to these memories regularly

>look for the cheapest shit I can buy
>ICON, £0.008 a share
>buy 67.5k shares for $6
>look up what it is
>media company for gay magazines
>easy 100x
At least I can pretend to be progressive in the meantime

>>26568956
we get it, you're a homosexual. now let's get back to the topic

>>26568865
Nah man your gf over used her pussy, fucking thicker dick than yours

>>26568922
No, her pussy was very tiny and my penis is 18cm. We used to have to stretch her during the first months before I could actually put it in. And she was able to wilfully contract her inner walls because of Kegel's (she was a ballerina). She was unbelievable at sex, I honestly believe I will never ever find a girl like that.

People fudding NOK are absolute retard niggers that either havent done their DD to know what the fuck theyre speaking on or just dont want you to get a cheaper position than them.

Simple as.

GME has me on actual suicide watch. I sold it all for a stock that’s down 20% and a bunch of crabbing ETH and now it’s more than double the price of my sale

>>26568988
Green ID and dubs

>>26568783
I don't know. I accidentally analy raped my now ex gf and it felt pretty good

>>26568979
See >>26568979
Also, we were both virgins. We couldn't do complete insertion the first 3 times, it always came out bloddy and it hurt her like hell.

>>26568973
Trump lost, get over it bigot

>BB pumps to above $21
>It already gapped back down and will go below $20
AH is fucking gay.

>>26568890
Quick Rundown on Rolls Royce future?

>>26568988
Shut up you NOKKER

>>26567877
whats in three hours?

>>26569015
trump didn't lose you retard, he just decided to put his time into gamestop

>>26568311
No don't say that buddy

>>26569047
you cant think of anything happening in 3 hours? Anything at all?

Fresh Baked

>>26569068
>>26569068
>>26569068

>>26569016
I want it to dump more for cheapies, I just got my insurance money just for this and it it wasn't delayed I would have bought again more on wednesday

So, how high in % are we expecting Nokia to go?

>>26568311
>red day
Can you tell me what the lotto numbers WON'T be

Just installed Robinhood and used the $1000 it gives you up front and dumped it all into GME and BB.

Sorta feel like I might be getting duped like a retard, but it's money I can afford to lose and I feel alive for once.

>burger market open
>NOK starts pumping
can't wait

>>26569071
Anon; I..

Is SPAC company ACTC a mistake? Bought too high and im still anxious about this proterra merger anyone in on this?

>>26567791
these geriatrics are retards. they don't realize that the younger generations are going to get their piece on way or another. the wise thing to do was to find a way, any way to make good careers abundant. if they don't let younger generations get their share they will literally vote for wealth redistribution. and before some retard says "that's the point". it's not for most of these people, they are just selfish retards who want to hold on to their high pay and huge chunk of wealth without having to adapt or work hard to maintain it. they're just selfish retards acting out their mammalian instincts, playing useful idiots for more sinister actors

Why does everyone think RYCEY is undervalued? First off, they had a split a few months back that no one seems to notice. Additionally (and maybe someone can explain this to me), RYCEY's market cap is $2-3 billion dollars greater than RR

>>26569092
welcome bro

>>26568716
I'm playing the AMZN and NFLX weeklies roulette and watching all my last weeks gains evaporate. It'll go up though.

>>26569024
bankruptcy
simple as

>>26569079
NOK is a long play. Always has been. People that say this shit will rise like BB or some other meme stock are idiots

>>26567803
>+8% and falling
it's fucking nothing

>>26568858
>>26568848
ok I found one: LQQ, why can't i buy that?

>>26569135
NOK is the next meme. It is slightly later in its cycle than BB.
We are in the clown market now.

>>26569130
Feel like TSLA would be a better roulette play, but who am I to say

>>26568617

Happy birtthday fren

seconding OEG

>>26567296
Atos so is based. Whoever shilled the 2.50 April calls, ty

>>26569182
It honestly feels like when I started crypto in 2017 lol
Can't wait for the 3 year bagholding while everything is bleeding part

>>26569176
Just dont get upset when its only up to 7 dollars in the next 4-6 months.

>>26569264
meant for >>26569182

>>26567867 >>26567949
I'm working on analyzing symbols & sentiment on WSB to detect incoming memes

>>26568451
That you, John?
I think he might have suicided.

>>26569343
No, I miss him too, but I don't think he's an hero'd.

>>26568481
>GME drops back to 30
>shorts don't cover
>Cohen rolls out his plan
>GME goes up
>Shorts fucked once again
Screencap this post.

If NOKIA gets 20% up to 3 year's High, sell it.

>>26567325
Cant tell you how many times I have jerked off to this video.

>>26569234
How high will it go?

>>26567803
>buys handmade items because he has fuckit money and custom made is far more luxourius then anything from goycci or plebda
this is based

fuck man i really like the idea of etsy but it has gone up so much and im priced out for now

>GME PM IS HIGHER THAN MY LIMIT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ALL IN GME