/biz/ - Business & Finance

*AHEM*

MANGANESE IS A SCAM HURRRRRRRR

>Lol
lmao

(HUGE) Will be huge in 2021! Went with 7/16 $5 calls. Phase 2 Trial of FSD201 for the treatment of hospitalized patients with COVID-19. I’m betting that the test results will be positive because Palmitoylethanolamide (PEA) has shown very positive results in past studies. marketcap only 40 million

>>26550449
because the % of shares short for GME is literally unprecedented

>took very important link out of the OP

2nd! Alright bros shill me on AMC, its going down below 2 isn't it

>>26550485
BUY AMC
BUY BB
BUY PLTR
BUY NOK
WE GONNA MOON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How many of you got into investing with no education in it or related like business?

You do have your AMC cheapies don't you, anon? You don't want to miss the next moon mission, the next gain train?
You don't? Oh, well there's still time to get in. Better run to the concessions while the opening credits are rolling. But hurry, the film has started and the line is already spiking! Not much time left before 7, then 10, then 20, then 50! The clock is ticking, anon. Time to take action.
Now, I hope you've got all your snacks, since there's no leaving now. Your names will be plastered on the end credits as you emerge richer than you've ever been. Ladies and gentlemen, the show has just begun!

You did remember to save enough of your earnings to cover your taxes, right anon?

Some of my fondest memories are my mother taking me to rent video games.

POWER TO THE GAMERS

Like anon said in the other thread. People are literally going to die over this gme fiasco. Either by suicide or by being disappeared.

Bought AMRS calls on Friday
Lawsuit announced Saturday
Should I just cut my losses bros?

Who here /NOK/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk4KK-gh0FM

AAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM UNTETHERED AND THE COOM KNOWS NO BOUNDS AHAHAHAAH

- Is it too late to get into SOXL?

- Is it too late to get into TQQQ?

- Will BB and BBBY actually do something impressive?

- Should I switch my UPS out for something else?

I know this thread is hyped up about massive returns, but what percentage profit a year is easy to basically guarantee? I want to get to a reasonably high capital like 1 million, then get something like 10% every single year and live off that 10% rather than gambling for huge returns.

Reminder we got these guys on the run. Let to peasants take a W

>>26550534
I have a bachelor of commerce and I know absolutely jack shit about stocks so I just shoved money into an etf for safe gains

>>26550528
>up more than BB and NOK AH
Bro we're going to 10 EoW. Hop on the train.

honestly dont know why people are pumping BB. the company isnt really doing anything yet.

>>26550521
following this, you can simply look at the % shares short covered and know the squeeze hasnt occurred. they literally just published an article saying they reshorted
also, with the power of the internet, everyone can now KNOW it's a squeeze and just pile the fuck on. and i dont mean retail, i mean other institutions (which is what is causing this)

Reminder, buy TSCO.

>>26550534
I just buy stuff memed here. Don't even know what options are.

>>26550567
I sure hope so.

How much of your portfolio is stocks in general /smg/? What else are you invested in?

You do have other investments right?

TICK MOTHERFUCKING TOCK

the number of people misunderstanding days to cover and how old the short interest data is on /v/ and /smg/ and every other social media frightening

What are the memes for tomorrow?

buy ABML before it goes to $10+, which at this rate will be next week

>>26550219
>>26550287
seconding this

>>26550584
>- Is it too late to get into SOXL?
>- Is it too late to get into TQQQ?
No, this is a bubble and you ride it. Get out ASAP when the Nasdaq drops under the 200 dma. Not before then. Every dip will be bought until it won't.

>>26550567
Once the first shorts bail fully you’ll see a couple of suits fling themselves off of NYC skyscrapers for sure

>>26550521
Lmao. Damn I want to buy like 1 share just to ride the Rollercoaster.

I had 100 shares at one point when it was at 10 but I sold at 12 because I was bored and didn't really think gme was going to do this.

I did debate with the idea of going all in and picking 1500 shares up at 10. Just another get rich overnight play I didn't make.

>>26550629
AMC is the next big mooner.

Only people who know the true path of GEVO can reply to this post

>>26550578
nok bro since forever, i didn't even want gains bro i just wanted safety, i didn't choose the nok the nok chose me

>>26550625
The market is undervalued.

>>26550622
>that forced smile
god he's fucking autistic

>>26550596
I almost bought in earlier today at 42 around 10a this morning but my funds were settled yet so I didn't. Glad tho because it almost immediately dropped to 30

>>26550622
100% stocks

Am I going to make it bros?...

>>26550534
I buy all my stocks based on "dude trust me" shills here and make 60% a week gains.

>>26550547
Is there still a "No singles policy" in effect?

...hello?

>>26550622
96%

>>26550672
Roughly how long do you figure that could take? I don't watch my lines as religiously as I'd like to, so I'm willing to throw a stack into TQQQ and SOXL but I kind of want an established time horizon

WKHS gonna break 30 tomorrow
Estimating 32.50 at close

>>26543179
How the hell do you only own a fraction of a stock? I thought you could only get a full one. Where the hell is the option to buy it at whatever price you want?

>>26550622
5% stocks/94% options/1% crypto

>>26550534
Here. I am pissed because I had 14-20 thousand dollars sitting NOT EVEN IN A HIGH YIELD SAVINGS ACCOUNT for like 5 years. I'd have 6 figures right now if the stupid fucking gen xers taught us ANYTHING about financial education. Finally I saw the crash in march and new it was time to get a crash course and go all in.

Never bothered with options, and I regret playing the march crash so safely, but I'm still up like 25% which isn't too bad.

>>26550677
I'm still upset we didn't have any of that in March, would have been pure kino, $12Tr eaten through in a day to save some old greedy jews lives

>>26550443
Hedge funds need to have active Reddit accounts at this point.

>>26550627
imagine wasting time learning anything when all the money is in yoloing and having no idea what you're doing
ngmi

>>26550690
mmmmm veiny booba

>>26550443
i wanted to work at blockbuster so bad

>>26550672
where can i see this 200 dma that you speak of?

>>26550749
>he doesn't know how clown market works

>>26550506
The salty anti shill. Neck yourself faggot. What is holding you back? Why live?
>Post portfolio
>inb4 call people pajeets if they don’t agree with your retard math
kys

>>26550725
You’re gonna reach 5 digits if that’s what you mean

Someone suggested buying 2/19 2.5 atos calls tommorow. I bought some yesterday, very small bet. I have never messed with options but what is the play tommorow if I wanted more

MSOS
BB
MOON
PLTR
AMC
NOK
MMED
NUMI
CYBN
FRTRP
ENTBF
AVGR
WOOF

How screwed am I?

>>26550779
>bannon lurks /smg/
>bannon worked for goldman sachs
>trump is getting revenge

say hi to bannon guys

>>26550740
No singles policy is voided if you own more than 100 shares of AMC

Why yes I buy random tickers posted here because someone said to buy with 0 research

>>26550765
up 25%.. since March?

>>26550828
>BB
>NOK
>PLTR
ygmi

>>26550622
Well my 401k, but im pretty much 95% in meme stocks in my normal investment account. Every paycheck I dump 1000-1500 into my account.

>>26550825
>2/19 2.5
what do these numbers mean, like what do they translate to

>>26550622
36% cash, 2.3% bitcoin (in ETF form), the balance is stocks

>>26550564
she cute

>>26550820
I just meant see a profit really

>>26550578

After the GME raping I panicked and looked for a cheap stock to go into as damage control.

I hope it keeps going up.

can anyone have a decent discussion with me over big tobacco's possible/probable move into weed with legalization looming?
specifically, is MO now a buy despite YEARS of downward trending?

>>26550765
Im in the same situation with about the same amount of money laying around doing nothing and i love pretty frugally, not sure where to start though

if were green tomorrow I AM BUYING THAT CHAIR

>>26550842
Yeah. I wish I had been in the market earlier so I didn't make stupid mistakes, or played riskier. But I got memed into dividend stocks so I missed precious growth by putting money into shit like Coke. I also missed all of the risk by putting most money into SPY

>>26550840
I just invested 400 dollars off an offhand comment an anon made like 10 threads back.

>>26550443
You're a stupid faggot for removing some important links from the OP.
>>26550604
>there's someone actually holding TSCO
I don't buy American stocks anymore but you've got good taste :^)

>>26550868
I have ~10 shares of each of those. Most of my money is tied onto my other stocks. I am going heavy on shroom stocks for a long (5 year) hold

>>26550765
>up like 25% which isn't too bad

Dude if you're up 25% since March you need to find another hobby

>>26550788
>where can i see this 200 dma that you speak of?
pic related
>>26550742
>Roughly how long do you figure that could take?
Get in then set an alert on tradingview for when the nasdaq goes under the 200

>>26550871
$2.50 call, Feb 19 expiration

Europoor still awake waiting for market opening to buy fu NOK 5$ Calls instantly
What do you expect from PLTR Live demo will it sky rocket? I missed dthe plus 25% opportunity today :/

So basically just buy TQQQ and SOXL until it pops then sell?

>>26550840
If you kept a paper trading portfolio that did exactly that you'd realize it completely outperforms both you AND the market.
The less DD, the more profit. If someone just posts a ticker and a stupid image, it's going up 45% EOW.

>>26550840
literally my entire portfolio

>>26550790
Apparently you can just buy it in decimals you type in. Wow, I didn't think that was an option.

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN REAL FUCKING HANDY TO KNOW 2 YEARS AGO LIKE SHIT

>>26550627
so what does the days to cover mean then?

>>26550443
keep some powder dry for tomorrow, boys.
the squeeze is still on but we got some bargains coming our way.

>>26550920
What chair are you buying?

>>26550939
Based.

>>26550990
google it you idiot

>>26550971
Demo day will blow everyone's expectation out the water. Ark bought MORE PLTR today fyi

>>26550939
I’m not posting hentai. You guys can do that. Bake your own bread

Started with 50 bucks, crawling my way up. Took a hit today because Ford fucked me. Thinking of putting $100 more in and getting BNGO or more AMC.

i bought the GME dip :^)

>>26550840
I bought sing without even reading what they did on Friday.. Some anons posted it after it had already pumped 130%, I just market bought.

>>26550938
I went into GME months back because some anons were shilling it nonstop. Wish I could shake their hands right now

>>26550765
Thats your own fault. Nobody teaches anyone how to make it in this world, you have to figure it out for yourself

0 DTE furthest OTM GME calls!

lmao even the fucking Tootsie Roll pump got some steam. This is great entertainment for now, but you all know this is just laying the groundwork for justifying punishing capital gains tax increases and retail-hostile SEC crackdowns, right?

>>26551030
I'm still debating whether I want to keep my calls or sell tomorrow

>>26550983
Being on the receiving end of this is literally my fetish

>>26550840
Someone said to buy NDRA last week cause it was gonna moon. I market bought 1000 shares and sold for 20%. If I held I’d be up almost 40%. No idea what they do.

>>26550443
It's over isn't it lads?

>>26550564
I would unironically make this little gamer qt squeal

>>26550983
Why would you post this?

>>26551071
based

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>26550983
Is it weird that this has always been an irrational fear of mine with just hooking up with some random girl?

>Futures still dumping
I miss Trump

Should I buy AMD stock or options for Earnings tomorrow?

>>26551085
Good, now I never have to go outside and see people I hate ever again

>>26550840
Bought CRBP and ATOS calls because someone said to buy. Up 120% on CRBP calls and 54% on ATOS calls.

>>26550840
I'm literally up $400 in a single day from $1000 thanks to this strategy

>>26550958

I know. I got memed, and played it too safe. I got in at a great time, but at the same time I couldn't fully capitalize on it because I didn't know what I was doing and was panicking.

I'm still mad at fucking microsoft as well, people kept saying buy buy buy but it was one of my biggest positions, and it has acted as an anchor on my whole portfolio. If Microsoft's earnings tomorrow don't make it moon I'm going to sell 15K of microsoft and just start doing meme stocks like everyone else.

>>26550983
MODS!

>>26551088
bro.. i posted this same exact thing at like 2pm, why are you copying me? im telling the SEC

>>26551085
Not if you buy AMC it won't.

>>26551116
>Irrational
Happens every day

You DID buy BB today, right anon?

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/blackberry-expands-partnership-with-baidu-to-power-next-generation-autonomous-driving-technology-301211498.html

**************/SMG/ POLL**************
What was/is more fun to experience on /smg/:

1. March with nonstop red wojacks
2. GME PnD where the plebs win in the end

>>26551042
>https://etfdb.com/
>hentai
Go back

>>26550920
What chair anon? I actually have to get one soon. Mine is falling apart.

>>26550742
>>26550788
This anon >>26550960
covered it. There are many (free) apps that you can set alerts to email you based on triggers.
The most money to be made in a bubble is at the end of it. And make no mistake, this is a once in a generation bubble. I think it will drawf the dotcom bubble eventually not in terms of tech stocks but in an "everything bubble".
I lock in partial profits at regular intervals in crypto (not BTC, I actually think the institutional buy in means a sell off when the everything bubble goes off) and gold
All other assets are dangerous or part of the everything bubble (real estate).
>>26550972
TQQQ and SOXL have face ripping sell offs once in a while but it doesn't matter. Markets will go higher. Using the 200 dma on QQQ prevents you from "selling off early". It means you will take a hit but it will be on big gains so who cares.

MMEDF

>>26551053
I scrolled past that advice like the fucking idiot I am and I had a good 7k to invest. Made a little money and got cold feet and threw it into a college loan I had.

>>26550897
I have them for the dividends

>>26551122
Buy AMC, it's the better AMx

>>26551168
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yes I did, right at the top like the retard I am

>>26551173
Don’t tell me what to do

>>26550897
well fuck you all, i guess not

Bros we need him back. Burry deleting his twitter was the worst thing that ever happened, his advice is golden. We need to know his next play. I am NOT convinced the GME pump would have been possible without him. He's shorting TSLA, yes but what else is he up to?

Went 100% into game at market close
how fucked am I

>>26551170
Both

>>26551211
>Yes I did, right at the top like the retard I am
I know that feel
But it's gonna be 30 by EOW.
You'll be ok anon.

>>26551165
NO it doesn't don't even joke about that

>>26551058
>Thats your own fault. Nobody teaches anyone how to make it in this world, you have to figure it out for yourself
>>26551146
You need to print that out and tape it on your wall somewhere

>>26551062
There it is. This is only being allowed so that Biden and his cronies can take away the ability for Americans to make real money. Get back in the wagey cagey goyim.

>>26551168
I sold BB today because I'm happy with a 2x and the CFO sold all of his stock

>>26551170
March was way comfier, like apples and oranges

>>26551030
I don't see ark buys in the trading newsletter where did u check the trades of ark?
I hope its gonna fuel the rocket and blast off. Never had a 3x yet with my damn paper hands

>>26550870

>letting someone else control your money

ISHYGDDT

>>26551058
Well clearly your system of self reliance isn't working because 80% of the country lives paycheck to paycheck, we are over 3 trillion in debt in student loans alone, and not a single person my age knows how retirement accounts work or is even saving for retirement beyond the meager employee match.

The last 2 generations didn't have to learn this shit because they coasted on gold paved streets. Maybe now it's time to teach financial education in school instead of useless history/geography/gender studies classes.

>>26551146

It's okay. I was here telling people I was too afraid to stay in TQQQ when it was at 110 (pre-split, so the equivalent of 55 now) because it had already run up so much. I watched TSLA from the literal bottom and never bought anyway. Watche GME from the literal bottom and never bought any. Flaked on trades left and right and barely inched my way up over the months.

Luckily I put a good chunk in AAPL before that big earnings pop in July/August, whenever it was, and also TGT back when it was at about $120. MSFT is basically my stablecoin holding, I don't expect it to do much but I do expect it to stay in its lane.

Earnings this week are going to tank the stocks, so don't hold your breath. I have 100 shares of AAPL and I'm expecting at least a $10-15 drop after the report.

>>26550443
how come they aren't wearing masks!

Can somebody give me the lowdown on boomer corruption and how the GME shorts are getting bailed out?

>>26551242
50/50

Start praying

>>26551062
Nothing can stop these things, especially not us poor serfs. We can but try to profit while the going's good. Perhaps we can even make it and run away.

>>26551170
Well get both that's why it's beautiful.
Someone always buys the top

>>26551154
Guess I'm going down for "inside-her trading"

>>26551242
How does $45 billion sound?

>>26551085
No. Simply the strong survive.

>>26551270
It's gonna go up due to retardation alone, at least to $30 I think

HOW FUCKED AM I /SMG/?

>>26551085
Much like the Spanish Flu(which was much more lethal and infectious), eventually people will say enough is enough and will just ignore the governments. They will open their businesses, they will go outside and move on with their lives.

>>26550840
My entire fucking portfolio and I'm never gonna stop

im literally a chad-lite (400k nw @22, ivy undergrad, 6', 14iq, have had 10/10 girlfriends) and cannot stop myself from pretending im an incel and browsing 4chan watching twitch streams or reading all day. i just fucking hate normalfags and normalfaggot expectations and careers

i guess playing WoW as a kid really fucked me up

>>26551013
>>26551174
If Im bigly green Im buying a steelcase leap from a local furniture store. otherwise i was looking at a comfy $250 chair from office depot,

how fucking rich is ryan cohen now? holy shit.

>>26551284

Just lost my 12n hour job. I hate my life im extremely sick I have no clue how to get out of my hole other than suicide

>>26551242
not at all if you dont panic sell like a fucking idiot

>>26551288
>not having a 401k and a roth ira and a normal investment account

Ngmi.

>>26550897

Was gonna dump $10k in then for sweet divvies

>>26551343
>14iq

based

>>26551188
Bought some NUMI today.

>>26551307
burry was always a ccp spy, aided in intellectual theft and the housing crash, and now he is assisting in the shutdown of retail trading with this hail mary short..........

As someone who only hodls crypto and knows nothing about stocks, can someone explain the GME thing to me? From what I understand a bunch of retard redditors are pumping it because the whales are shorting it? At some point its all going to come crashing down though, right? How do I profit from the crash?

>only have 100 stocks of AMC and NOK
I’m not going to make it, am I?

Is Elon Musk legally allowed to buy 10% of GME and file a 13G? That would be a funny meme.

>>26551313
kek forgiven

>>26551168
SWEET JESUS BUDDAH AND VISHNU I APED INTO BB AT CLOSE. DOING THE RETARDED THING WORKSS IM BLESSED BY INVESTOR JESUS

>>26551313
CAAARLOS

>>26551235
He had a big position in call options on GS.

>>26551347
He can't sell.

>>26551343
>14iq

Is GameStop going to do digital and mail order physical games???

>>26551188
I'm holding with you

>>26551390
>ID: Zog
posts pic of Zog qt kek

>>26551350
That literally puts you in a hole anon

>>26551350
No. Just change your mind. Life is a video game, you take it too seriously. Imagine rage quitting the greatest game ever created.

>>26551343
>14 IQ
how does he do it lads?

>>26551386
>AMC up almost 11% AH
Bro we're gonna make it.

>>26551381
Imagine if we tried to fuck Arthur Hayes' shorts. That's what stockfags are doing.

>>26550897
There's not really any reason to buy into a longterm speculation play on a dying boomer stock when there's so many better ways to use money right now, unless you want the thick divvy
If legalization happens and there's at least rumors of a move in there's still plenty of time to get onboard before they slaughter all the small fish playing in the industry right now

I heard a rumor earlier about GME going bankrupt soon
How much truth is there to that?

>>26551343
14iq sounds about right for you

>>26551381
time your short perfectly. good luck with that.

>>26551343
>14iq
basado

Alright boys I'm new to this, just bought 10k worth of bitcoin and 5k worth of gamestop
What do I do now? Just hold? Sell it as soon as theres a profit?

>Is Elon Musk legally allowed to buy 10% of GME and file a 13G? That would be a funny meme.

>>26551323
>I have established new parameters now. Created my own directives.

>>26551387
Elon Musk needs to sell to have that money.
>>26551343
My advice to you is there is nothing wrong with choosing not to CONSOOM. But do travel. Travelling is so much better when you are younger. You won't care about 90% of what you CONSOOM but you will likely remember 100% of the adventures you go on.

Where do you guys see uuuu ?

>>26550897
I bought this for my Roth

>>26551205
>>26551360
the dividend is EXTREMELY enticing, but with such a long downtrend i really worry that it will just continue secular down for years. why not just put it all in banks which have buybacks soon? i want opinions about the possible weed growth play

>>26551313
holy shit you madman

>>26551438
They can pay off their debt with the shelf offering now.

>>26551460
sell all of that shit and wait for the next ride man, you are too late for that stuff

>>26551387
That would probably send both GME and TSLA over 1k

>>26551242
you are wealthy my fren

>>26551460

>>26551381

1. A few outliers started doing research on the stock over a year ago and saying it was significantly undervalued
2. Michael Burry (autist from The Big Short) had a large position in GME when it was into the low single-digits, echoing the same sentiment
3. The stock started rising a month or two ago amid holiday sales, new console release cycle, change of management
4. Shorts had to start buying shares to cover their positions
5. Feedback loop from euphoric retail investors and more shorts forced to cover

I feel like this has gotta be it though. $90-$150-$70 in a single day? Ridiculous.

>>26550897
There aren't many big tobacco stocks, just go with the ones with the real firepower to be the grim reaper of the weed stock space. Things like PM.

>>26550807
>Retard responds to another MN shill thinking that it's me

Kek. Post portfolio, pajeet. No normal person would be constantly lying about a penny stock if they weren't so invested in the success of it and trying to pump it. How many rupees have you made? You should have just bought GME.

SHLS

>>26551460
delete your account, you're too retarded to do this

>>26551459
I knew this was coming.

>>26551438
Well if that were true anon their stock would be going down and people would be shorting the hell out of them. But you see the share price is increasing so much, that wouldn't be happening if they were going bankrupt.

>>26551343
based BB chad

>>26551313
ayy que basado

>>26550521
How do I buy shares? I am fucking retarded but I have money for this shit.

>>26551307
That's the goal. Make it and get out

>>26551337
>1337
checked

>>26551484
This piece of shit just crabs

>>26551313

LCTX

>>26551460
Sell Gamestop as soon as you get a profit. It will crash, the company is a joke.
Hold Bitcoin untiil Xmas at least or forever.

>>26551425
>>26551427
There is absolutely no way out.
Only two options I can think of is studying how to become as attractive as possible and manipulate like a sociopath but I'm Christian.
Or learn technology too the point of severe autism so I can get some kind of tech job but I'm a felon and I'm nearly retarded. There's also become a manipulative street performer hustler

>>26551544
It’s 88 again after hours and shorts haven’t even begun to cover on a large scale.

i still feel bad for the GHIV+ anons. ive never seen a SPAC drop leading into merger, and then continue dropping on ticker change.. glad i sold at 13 but that was almost me

MNKD

>>26551168
No, but I'm going to buy a calendar spread with a sea of fucking green on the charts from the IV in the morning.

Thinking of going into MAXR and AQB is this retaded? The fish play seemed like a pretty good one, but MAXR had some trouble with them selling off assets.

FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED ITS FUCKING OVER EARNINGS ARE PRICED IN ITS FUCKING GOING DOWN

>>26551436
thanks, that sounds like an intelligent opinion. i mainly want to avoid the possibility of a spike on randomly announced news and miss out on buying a hefty dip
>>26551486
i also want it for my roth but i just maxed out my contribution to buy C. if i can make enough extra cash in my roth the next thing ill buy is MO i think, since according to my own opinion and that of the guy i quoted above, i will have years to accumulate
>>26551545
is MO not one of these possibilities? PM pays a lower divvy but hasnt bled as much as MO. also holy fuck, their PE is almost 1/10 of MO's. what the fuck? i know nothing about tobacco

For me, it's EB games

>>26551350

You're gonna make it. Don't let the cocksuckers get you down. Get the fuck back onto your feet and just keep pushing....seriously....

>>26551347
His GME position alone was worth more than 1.4b peak of the GME pop today.

>>26551235
You can check his 13F (scion capital). One of his more interesting picks seems to be KBAL. Meanwhile, he killed his BBBY position in sept 2020.

>>26550598
Why would they a) get more shorts and b) let everyone know they’re getting more shorts?

What does it mean bros

The peak of the market will be when a dog food salesman (Cohen) sells $GME to a conglomerate for a huge profit, knowing damn well that $GME is a sinking ship.

>>26551623
Learn Python and start working on how to trade algorithmically. I'm a felon and I made it that way

>>26550506
Fuck you asshole. You're the reason I bought. Your points were weak and your picture was a waste of over 9000 hours in ms paint. You have nothing on a tripfag faggot you cancerous asshole

GTFO

ADXS

>>26551566
10 PE is only cheap in clown market, bear in mind theres oil corps with 0 debt trading below 5

>>26551623
Three options, ride to the top with us.

>>26551642
people remember HYLN so they sell before the merger
but other people know people are thinking that, so they sell right before the merger
but other other people know other people are thinking that so they.............

>>26551640

Look, I hope it goes to $500. I just don't think it will.

>he doesn't own $BORK

Can I still buy stocks if it's after hours?

>mfw reddit hopium is so strong my $90 GME bags aren't even that bad

>>26551555
>>26551542
>>26551522
Wtf you niggers are literally saying gamestop is going to rocket tomorrow and bitcoin just went down a ton so I figured it was a good time before the next meme spike

>>26550547
I dont even know how to buy shares.

I cannot stress enough to you to enter AMC before this gets out of hand. we live in interesting times lads

>>26551642
it happens all the time, then it goes back up after a while, you have to stick around and believe in the merger, that's how spacs work

i might actually buy uwmc if my hype shit dies down, but i'm neck deep in hype stocks right now and it's not comfortable

>tfw sold BB gains to buy ghiv
>sold ghiv to buy bb
>now just holding bb

>>26551350
It's better to suffer than to not exist at all, anon
think of it like stocks
you're at the bottom, you should be buying right now

Anyone still in SAVA? LCI? GALT?

>>26550897
>>26551205
>>26551436
>>26551545

Altria has a stake in Cronos Group, Canadian Weed company, but they have lost money on that investment. Hard to say what will happen pending regulation

>>26551673
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-01-25/gamestop-short-sellers-reload-bearish-bets-after-6-billion-loss
because they are absolute fucking retards

>>26551655
MAXR is based look at their Legion constellation

>>26551735
>Can I still buy stocks if it's after hours?
If you place a buy right now you'll get fucked in pre-market since spreads are so wide. Wait until the market opens

>>26551313

>>26551183
This anon gets it

Secure things out of the system that hold value with gains

I own a home outright and am taking silver (Ev memes need it to work so does solar) and it has a monetary side as well.

>>26551743
gme is too high man, but weird things are happening. if you feel like gambling go for it, it might continue to go up

you are talking to a guy that thought the dip was permanent so wtf do i know?

>>26551085
Corona-chan's strong.

I took out a $100k 30% APR loan today and bought biotech penny stocks with it. I am an insane degenerate gambler.

>>26551743
smg isn't wsb, we're retarded but not THAT retarded

>>26551663
>is MO not one of these possibilities?
I'll be honest, I haven't looked at Tobacco companies in years back when there was the first meme weed rush.
Make no mistake, Zoomers, Millenials, GenX, etc. smoke less than their Boomer parents. And so Big Tobacco has aggressively been cutting into new lung cancer delivery devices. They crushed the vape space and they WILL do the same to the weed space. They are just extremely cautious about patchwork legal rules from their experience dealing with tobacco laws on global scale.
The biggest and most promising weed growers will be bought at eye popping multiples and the rest will go to ZERO. It will be sudden. It will be violent. And you need to find those with the most ammo to do it.

>>26551343
>14iq

based retard

>>26551460
Don't listen to this >>26551607 faggot. Hold GME until we reach above $200. We have to bleed the hedgies dry

>>26551736
it's literally 88.87 right now you retard fucking paper handed nigger faggot

>>26551751
cute :3

>>26551657
>earnings beat by 2-10x
>dumps
you already know whats coming

>>26551688
Im not smart enough for that
I tried programming but couldn't do it

>>26551730
It is guaranteed to if it stays above ~$10 by july.

>>26551743
>Wtf you niggers are literally saying gamestop is going to rocket tomorrow
It might
>bitcoin just went down a ton so I figured it was a good time before the next meme spike
The best time to buy bitcoin is when it's about 33% from its most recent all time high. Buy then and sell on the next bounce. Wait for the next drop and wash, rinse, repeat. When it finally dies down and drops about 85%, when everybody and their dog is saying bitcoin is dead, go all in and wait for the next moon mission.

>AMD
>BL
>FSLY
>datadog
>Lemonade
Are you ready for the moon AMD anons?

>>26551730
I have no idea what it’ll eventually get squeezed to but 160 wasn’t it. Obviously it won’t stay at 500 if it ever gets there. 60-80 seems like a fair valuation if Cohen turns it around and profitability is back by 2023

>>26551809
good lord that is based

>>26551804
honestly I'm pro-corona now, we've had it too good for too long

>>26551672
>You can check his 13F (scion capital)
Exactly what I'm doing rn, cramer shilling bbby earlier today was a bad sign

>>26551170
1 obviously. This place is best during bear markets. It's the best time to trade too. You can make sweet gains while everyone else is losing money, feel great about it and look forward to buying cheapos.

>>26551822
I averaged down from 110 right at close

>>26551657
Are we talking about our favourite three-letter stonk C L F?

>>26551809
>he didn't buy AMC with it and guarantee insane wealth

>>26551748
Is AMC my shot at a mil anons? should i go balls deep?

>>26550443
Where is cheetah poster now

>>26551809
You should make sure you buy some AMD, FSLY, and BL to hedge yourself.

do stockfags do MOVE derivative contracts?

>>26551772
wsb might go beyond retard if this is true. If short interest spikes back up to 120%, wsb might just get shut down

>>26551663
MO and PM are the same company, PM is just the non-US branch, and is doing better since smoking isn't declining as hard in places like Asia

I have $120k from my father in law.
What do I buy tomorrow morning?

>>26551698
Lmao. Thats why I think its hilarious

>>26551775
Conversely, can I sell stocks or will things only happen when the market opens?

Fuck, work is so intense lately that I'm making some trading mistakes. It's 02:40 here in London and I've just finished preparing stuff for a meeting tmr morning. I wish I could concentrate on my investing all day

I think this portfolio is getting there. I bought T and C today. T for the earnings play, C for the value play. If I can buy back into NET before it shoots up again and buy into a defence stock, I'll be satisfied

I'm mad that I missed UNFI because I was watching it. Anyone think it's still worth a buy at this price?

>>26551880
>cramer shilling bbby
Oh shit. Either hope for boomers starting a squeeze or don't touch it. Guess I'm not taking a position on this one after all.

>>26551809
ocgn army represent

>>26551688
could you give me an example of the sort of algorithms you use? I'm a good programmer but I'm not sure what would work for stocks

>>26550517
So, my broker was kinda surprised when I said to buy HUGE PEA. After a little back and forthvthough, he seemed to get it. He said he would send it by mail and I'd get it by Friday. I dodn't know stocks still came by mail.

>>26551748
Is there going to be another short squeeze? If not, then I'm not interested.
>Hedge funds are terrified of common people now
lmao great times indeed

>>26550506
>>26551547
KEK YOU TOOK THE BAIT SALTY EMOTIONAL ANON! LMFAO OUTTED YOURSELF AGAIN

JESUS, YOURE STILL ALIVE?
HAVENT NECKED YOURSELF AFTER WATCHING MANAGANESE GO UP 200% IN A FEW WEEKS?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
POST YOUR GRAPHIC ANON WE ALL WANT TO SEE IT!

>>26551693
>I made less money than buying well accepted scams like OPTI and I'm still indignant about it.
LMAO. Post your real portfolio and show how much you made in your shitty wealthsimple account.

>>26551896
I put $10k into AMC calls but I'm not crazy enough to go all in on anything

>>26550556
yes

>>26551693
>>26551547
KYS

>>26551864
Expecting AMD to moon over the night after earnings right?

>>26551588
>How do I buy shares?
Bruh

>>26551730
>Look, I hope it goes to $40. I just don't think it will.
>Look, I hope it goes to $60. I just don't think it will.
>Look, I hope it goes to $80. I just don't think it will.
>Look, I hope it goes to $100. I just don't think it will.
>Look, I hope it goes to $150. I just don't think it will.
YOU ARE HERE
>Look, I hope it goes to $200. I just don't think it will.
>Look, I hope it goes to $500. I just don't think it will.

>>26551657
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/gme
LIAR

>>26550596
that's why its pumping, amc, gme, skt, nok etc... are not long term plays

tHERES ALWAYS A BULL MARKET SOMEWHEREE

>>26551594
lol. you need to have a longer patience horizon than 2 weeks. the chart is as bullish as you can get. or don't wait. idgaf

>>26551776
How is the DoD not completely on this legion thing? They could just send those over China and get insanely high res pics of whatever they want.
Besides assuming revisits mean times scanned, with some good data analytics you could form movement patterns. The potential of this is really big. Thanks, anon.

>>26551809
Which stock anon?

NEW
>>26552033
>>26552033
>>26552033
>>26552033
>>26552033

>>26552019
bb and nok are long term, fight me.

>>26551961
thats not nice anon, dont make fun of wealthsimple dummies
they pay 1.5% tax each time they buy or sell a US stock, how can you blame them for not being able to beat inflation when wealthsimple robs them like that

>>26551917
$110k in VTO or VOO
$10k spread over /smg/ memes

>>26551906
Probably killed himself after PLTR crabbed for basically 3 months while GME did a 12x in that same time. Piece of fucking shit

>>26552023
There's a bull Market in my pants and only Meg Turrell is invited

>>26552000
Checked 2k confirmed top

>>26551894
no our least favorite index N A S D U M P

>>26551956
>>26551990
I legitimately find it hilarious that I pissed off a bunch of pajeet scammers that stalk me from thread to thread. How does it feel to have made less money than retards FOMOing into GME?

>>26552019
NOK is a long term play you retard, if you don’t go long you won’t profit off their 5G moon network.

>>26552073
I don't understand what index is sorry anon. I just buy meme stocks

>>26551917
>>26551917
pick up 30k of aqb.

The rest dump into soxl.

>>26552072
that clearly says 52000 you fudder

>>26552062
VTI*

>>26551925
I've never heard of NET nor UNFI. But your reasoning behind T and C seem alright, I'll trust you did your due diligence on research.
I would personally recommend AMD, FSLY, BL, Lemonade, datadog, or airbnb (if you're willing to hold). Those are all great value plays. And frankly, AMD might just be meme'd above $150 sometime soon. Which would be a +50% ROI. But ven without it being shilled up, I think ADM will reach $200 in about a year and a half on how it's preforming now

>>26551730
But it will

>>26551168
Yes, I bought an overprice call today, but I'm not a retard who buys weeklies, so I'll be fine

dumping 1k into the cheapest GME calls first thing Friday morning

How did $BYND go up 15% today with nobody talking about it? What happened?

>>26551188
been holding revive and mmed, just got some numi. shroom boom far from over

>>26551044
got into BNGO at 7.50. thanks to one smg poster last monday. Atos as well from here, my first ever options are returning 200% right now.

i let the emotions get the better of me, i missed the GME dip to 86 at open and decided to fomo at 139

>>26551914
>wsb might go beyond retard if this is true.
If I know WSB they're literally making the rounds telling everyone to liquidate everything they possibly can and take out payday loans for "the next assault" tomorrow.
I am sorely fucking tempted to ride that wave.

>>26551961
Ahh classic anti Manga shill. Moving goalposts. What if I said I was up 20k? 100k? It doesn't matter. What matter is the percentage. And you've missed all two hundred and six of it. The fact you have to tie another stonk in that has mooned just as much proves you're salty you see the gains and are siting out.

I think you should shill your boomer stocks bro.oh wait why you don't post your finds that are about to moon 200% in a few weeks...... because you have none and want to shit on those.

You're bitter and it's tearing you apart.

Where are all the anime posters? Seems like reddit has taken over, desu.

>>26552127
NET is Cloudflare, many people think they're best in class for the interenet infrastructure they provide - good long term hold, they have very secure revenues which seem like they'll keep going up.
UNFI is a food wholesaler, that's a value / recovery play

Thanks for your recs. I've been wanting to buy into AMD for a while but lacking the money. I feel like they'll take off after earnings but we'll see. Some of your others I don't know about, I will look them up cheers

>>26551942
>OCGN

>>26551085
so they finally admit its just the flu?

>>26552054
>buying canadian shilled stonk
>ties in usd to equation

perhaps it is you who is the dummy

>>26552323
I know anon im afraid most of my stock picks were from cunny and anime posters, I fear the day your people go extinct

>>26551350

Hey, man, 2.5 years ago I had $10 in my checking account and had to choose between living with my parents, being homeless, or committing suicide.

Now I'm sitting on $15k in stocks. It's not hopeless. Please don't kill yourself.

>>26552231
We've all done it, just try and learn from the lesson anon. Then it's not wasted money. It's difficult but you've got to make yourself emotionally dead while trading, try and get into a nihilistic frame of mind

>>26551667
pop? that was a small dip sir

>>26552201
me too. i wonder what would convince me not to do it
like what if it opens at -20%

>>26552323
my cat is trying to tell be what to buy but i dont understand

>>26551173
Hello anon. Should I watch Nana’s show?

>>26552386
no leaf makes massive gains by restricting themselves to the TSX
it was a general comment on dummies using wealthsimple

it's such a scam broker

>>26552201
calls are so overpriced it's hardly worth it, just buy shares , way less risk

>>26552319
>What matter is the percentage
>My scam stock made money so I winn and it's not a scamm11!!!!!!!!
So you made 800 rupees and you're ashamed to show it? Nice, keep being obsessed with me, faggot, I love my little Indian fan club.
>>26552386
Why do you think Raji the recent immigrant is buying only Canadian stocks? It's because the exchange fee, he can't get a real broker with the money get gets from his telemarketing job and he sends most of that back home to his cousins.

>>26552593
>being a dummy using wealthsimple
I want to switch to IBKR or QT but fees scare me

What does a nigga throw a couple g's tomorrow?

>>26552738
shiiiiiieeeeet brotha im finna boutta throw about 10 racks at QQQ

>>26551107
Love Caribou