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FUCKING GAMESTOP

anime

Had to dig myself out of two holes

shill me a 100x faggot option play for some loose change in my robin hood account

$CLF is a long play. All these zoomers FUDing is a great sign.

100k by end of March. Mark my fucking words. PLTR to 47 EOW. Buy FUSE.

Imagine buying the top of GME?

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

bb futures up 10% and rising. it's happening

Shit, it's like we really are modern day Robinhoods and shit.
Anyways what y'all spending your GME meme money on? I'm thinking of investing in a Chinese wife.

>>26548462
>+11% past year
im so sorry to hear that

>>26548467
Gme retard, haven't you learned yet it's just gonna keep going up?

I hate waiting days for transfers bros

>>26548467
SQQQ calls, however many you can afford by going all in

>>26548467
CCX calls

>>26548467
Jan 29 GME calls on open at Friday

Reminder that hedgies are dumbshits that are given money to be beaten by retail investors and index funds.
>every single beta chasing ETF always includes fucking AAPL as "lock in" for profits

ATOS chads... are we selling tomorrow at open?

You guys bought TRUFF/TRIP.CN today right?
Interest is growing, and they get major coverage tonight at 10:00pm Eastern on City News Toronto special report.

>>26548483
Move that red circle up one line and that's what I got in at. That feels bad enough. $160 would be rope time.

>>26548483
Imagine shorting the bottom like you.
Oh no I mean
Imagine shorting the bottom like you?
Gotta say it like a fag.

>>26548465
What's the difference between that and a regular call?

is this potentially a good time to enter SQQQ if i believe in a crash/correction within the next year? or is it now truly illegal for the line to go down?

>>26548489
go back

Oh my fucking god ATOS

whats going on with gamestop? how safe is it to invest?

>mfw you collapse the US market by buying gamer and funko stock

>FUTURES

CRASH COMING THIS WEEK

>>26548429
>piling into 0DTE calls edition
Kek these are called SUICIDES for a reason.

>>26548586
>my old boss bought in for 10k at $150
i honestly hope it squeezes and he can recoup his losses lel

Last time posting this. Hope you faggots loaded your NOK bags. NOK is going to the moon.

NOK
O
K

>>26548474
>$CLF is a long play.
>long play
To what exactly? 0?

>>26548572
Enter SQQQ if 10 yr yield drops below 0.8%
Everything else is just repositioning.

So SPACs are usually listed around 10 dollars a share whenever they’re new and rarely go under that price? Isn’t going all in on SPACs and then selling when you’ve made a profit and repeating the process just infinite money? Is there something I’m missing here?

>>26548483
>Stating things after the fact

WOW ME SIR SO SMART

I have 20k
Give me a stock to buy

>>26548497
Gross

Can SPY $350 just happen already? Alot of newbs are about to be set up for major disappointment. Just pull the rug now so nobody gets too hurt.

You do have your AMC cheapies don't you, anon? You don't want to miss the next moon mission, the next gain train?
You don't? Oh, well there's still time to get in. Better run to the concessions while the opening credits are rolling. But hurry, the film has started and the line is already spiking! Not much time left before 7, then 10, then 20, then 50! The clock is ticking, anon. Time to take action.
Now, I hope you've got all your snacks, since there's no leaving now. Your names will be plastered on the end credits as you emerge richer than you've ever been. Ladies and gentlemen, the show has just begun!

>>26548636
buy GME at open

>>26548534

futures........

Bought near the top of GME today at 150, sold around 90. Gonna try my luck again today, too far gone to turn back.

>>26548531
?
ATOS is going to 10 easily and it's a good long hold regardless

>>26548636
PTON

>>26548572
Don’t long this. The decay will bleed you dry

>>26548474
>$
stocktwit please go and stay go.

>>26548475

Could you let us know more about FUSE? This is my first time hearing of it

>>26548630
Not all spacs moon, some take months to do so so it's lost opportunity elsewhere

>>26548474
Why would I hold CLF when BB, NOK, AMC are sky rocketing. I already made my CLF money, anon... it's time to let it go.

>>26548489
AMC is up higher

>when you buy 4000 shares of AMC
>just so one day you can have your own snack bar

>>26548636
TRUFF (us)/TRIP.CN (canada)

BlackRock Inc. discloses 18.40% ownership in BBBY / Bed Bath & Beyond Inc.

2021-01-25 - BlackRock Inc. has filed an SC 13G/A form with the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) disclosing ownership of 23,181,494 shares of Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. (US:BBBY). This represents 18.4 percent ownership of the company. In their previous filing dated 2020-12-08, BlackRock Inc. had reported owning 23,282,561 shares, indicating a decrease of -0.43 percent.

>>26548636
CINE

>>26548475
How much FUSE do you have anon?

>>26548609

Nice. Is this your bot?

>>26548611

Buy $PLCE, I’ve been shilling it since $59. While you cucks are getting dumped on by hedge funds with $GME, $PLCE has gone up by $10.

>>26548606
so you were serious?
wew lad

>>26548462
Claw baby claw

>>26548630
$10 is traditional but not required. What you are talking about is buying below their NAV.
It is "free money" but it also sucks up your time. Those SPACs can go YEARS without finding a merger target. Some people use such plays as their "checking" account that can moon,

>>26548497
BB & NOK

>>26548636
A M C

M

C

>>26548687
god i want to have sex. its been 3 years

Where are we right now?

>>26548638
You will get pulled by banker Jews both high and low

RBLX DPO FEB
RBLX DPO FEB
RBLX DPO FEB
RBLX DPO FEB

>>26548462
>>26548718
I'm learning... be gentle

>>26548597
>>>/wsg/3764200

>>26548746
Return to "normal"

>>26548746
Unironically that was first sell off

>>26548746
Well the media attention has picked up. Reddit and 4chan is in, twitter and Facebook will join the squeeze

>>26548638

By the time SPY crashes to $350 you'll have already capitulated and bought calls.

Guys I just got my female broker pregnant and she’s demanding half my gains for child support is this legal?

bought 200 shares of AMC at 4.20, what's the forecast for this quick pump and dump?

Also, how can I keep these realized gains out of the taxman's eyes? If I reinvest my pump and dump profits back into the market, can I avoid recording those gains on the 1040? Im retarded when it comes to taxes

>>26548582
I wish I went all in 2.50 calls.

>>26548574
imagine that you dont want any money
what a jew

>>26548744

ya she's pretty idk if you have a chance with her. have you tried bumble?

>>26548774
My body is fucking ready. Feeling tons of meme energy with this one lads.

>>26548781
Were always learning anon

>>26548809
People said by next week it should get to $10. Then $20 shortly after. Then who knows.

>>26548497
More GME, BB, and then AMC.

>>26548429
What's the best UK broker lads

>>26548746
unironically media attention

>>26548630
after the spac and target merge to the new ticker, it can drop below 10. so you better like your pick if youre holding after merger. But yes many times it just goes up and if your looking for a quick 20-30 percent all it takes is a bit a patience.

>>26548809
Oh also no. You sell you pay taxes. Buying doesn't save you.

>>26548859
you live outside America?..........ew

>>26548687
>>26548706
Amazing board targeting FinTech with BlockFi rumors, so its a crypto play. If BlockFi is confirmed it'll explode to 20+ Jim Ross is a reliable name, and FUSE2 is set to IPO within two weeks, which might indicate a merger on the horizon for the first one soon. Of course, its all speculative but if I had to be on a SPAC, with a price near NAV, it'd be FUSE. BTWN being in second place but I don't shill it anymore since the premium for Thiel is a bit high (I got in at 13). I thin both of massive spikes.

t. made most of my gains from SPACs and research them heavily before throwing money in.

Can someone explain to me how a subreddit was able to cause such massive change? I thought it's usually the big boys who can cause such movement.

>>26548746
Delusion/Euphoria. Dumbest money is in, expectations can only go down from here.

>>26548859
I done Interactive investor. Easy enough to setup. Some are doing etoro, but they basically want all of your details, and 5 days waiting for approval

>>26548809
Yes. If you lose it all and realize the losses

>>26548859
probably Trading 212

>>26548746
Diversify your portfolio folks

What makes a mere calendar spread do this? Pure IV?
>>26548927
There's 1.9 million people in the WSB thread. You figure it out.

>>26548927
over 1 million users
the poor can make a difference too if a million of them each buy 10 shares

> Lum's hair is green
> my portfolio is green
Coincidence?

>>26548746
Delusion.

What are some cheapass stocks i can buy a ton of?

they're going to liquidate the market and make everything red again leave GME alone you greedy fucks

this doesn't end well for anyone

>>26548572
It'll most likely go up after appl earnings. A bunch of people should be buying before tho. So in my unprofessional opinion it will gap up tomorrow

>>26548927
They didnt, they are delusional, market makers and retarded media are scapegoating them. A big institutional fish is eating a smaller institutional fish and retail hopped on for the ride this time

>>26548981
AMC

>>26548978
Even your ID is green. Clearly not a coincidence.

Just sold my first covered call. Cherry popped

Bought 100 shares of AMC at $4.50

Immediately sold a weekly $6.5c for $73


Not bad id say. I’m planning on doing this for 4 weeks and essentially get these shares for free. Thoughts?

>>26548987
>they're going to liquidate the market
With? They don't have anything to liquidate.

>>26548700
good or bad?

>>26548700
I'm long BBBY but I suspect BlackRock is just running a bunch of index funds BBBY is in

>>26548700
This is... bad... right?

>>26548636
GME

>>26548687
Relatively new SPAC, rumours of targeting Blockfi. Very good management (one of their team created the Spy ETF)

>>26548978
>green id
>green hair
>green portfolio
Lum is truly blessed

>>26548981
GME

>>26548987
>leave the greedy jews alone
No

How do you guys handle all these big trades without thinking about them constantly? I literally can’t stop thinking about fucking GameStop

BUY TRUFF/TRIP.CN

>futures

>>26548609
Can you do this for tootsie roll?

>>26548981
NOK
ignore amc shills, company is literally bankrupt and trying to make itself worth buying out. NOK is building cell towers on the moon and developing 6g with google.

>>26548927
A few smart wsbers explained the math behind an upcoming short squeeze that caused huge fomo and then that triggered the short squeeze. Now there is a positive feedback loop of shorts needing to cover their positions and more fomo.

>>26549003
Just realize you might get exercised if this retardation continues.

>>26548429
>piling into 0DTE calls
I unironically will do this depending on AXP / JNJ / GE / MMM / NEE

FUTURES

>>26548819
I'm in BB retard

>>26549006
PDT limit bumped up to 100k, new margin rules.

Biden's SEC/Treasury could implement those tomorrow with no warning. Sure people would bitch and moan about federal regulation commenting periods, but with billions at stake some lawsuit a year from now is nothing.

>>26548987
good I already took profits, a market wide dip is in my best interest

>>26549063
i've stopped caring about the value of money since discovering this place
it all just is a fucking mess, nothing make sense, so fuck it

>>26549078

>>26549067
Fucking Biden, can't even pump futures during the night like Trump always did..

>>26549040
PLEASE HELP MY BBBY PORTFOLIO LUM SAMA MAKE BBY GREEEEEEEEEENNNN

>>26548981
AMC

>>26549063
I don't put too much of my portfolio in any one position and keep a good portion in good backup stocks like TQQQ and TSM. The rest is just experience, you eventually become immune to seeing the numbers fluctuate as you realize you end up making it back and then some over time if you're not too bad at this.

>>26549079
I'm 100% doing this on open for GME on Friday
I'll sell it 4 hours later regardless of the price
Lotto tickets!

Can someone explain to my why CLF tanked so hard? I honestly don’t understand.

>>26548927
The sub didnt even cause it. The squeeze was inevitable. Fucking Micheal Burry saw this coming a year ago.

>>26549063
Once you get rolling it is all profit / house money. A lot of people are just throwing a few thousand that they have in gains or dividends into these risky plays.
Some do have diamond hands and balls of steel and out in their life savings.

>>26549086
The way JPOW, YELLEN, and the SEC (not the SEC, they are incompetent boomers LOL) could curb this is making an example out of Robinhood.

>>26548429
I love the pictures

>>26548967
because you can have more leverage for cheaper

pic related, compared to buying a Suncor LEAP 2022 which would only give you less gains for same risk.
It sucks when the stock goes up even higher, but for something like oil, it's perfect

>>26549117
it was up today. are you retarded?

>>26549086
No. God no. Thats not fucking fair.

I'm going all in gme tomorrow premarket.

>>26549076
There is no real short squeeze yet, it's still more than 100% shorted. That means we haven't seen JACKSHIT yet. GME 100% still in play.

I would have so much money if i just held my MNXXF :(

>>26549003
>implying
bro you're getting exercised before the end of the week

>>26548859
I use IG trading. A lot more stocks available than other platforms but fees can be a bitch

>>26548967
>IE
>taking a picture of your monitor

What the actual fuck are you doing

RKT based as fuck ty nadeshot never doubted u

>>26549086
>thinking i give a shit about the PDT rule
if you day trade you should KYS

>>26548774
Will it be on Robinhood on day one?

>>26548891
Yeh no tax when you trade inside a stocks and shares Isa and no limit to day trading really sucks

>>26549175
Hes still trading in 2001 bro

Had the biggest reverse Bart Simpson of my life today
>t. 100% WKHS portfolio

I bought in GME at 130 so I need this thing to go to fucking pluto

>portfolio dumped 4% today
>climbed back up to 0%
>after hours +8%
The bogs have spoken, I will be a billionaire EOM.

what's GME doing tomorrow morning? media wants everyone to think it's over but i don't think it is

>>26548930
I know we are in a bubble but I hold oil which is extremely under valued and I hold alot of PLTR which has a ton of potential so I dont know what to do

Is it worth it to max out my credit card for more stock?

how hard is it to get out of 6fig hell

>>26549236
Dont ruin your life.

>>26549180
Why is RKT up today?

EHang chads loving the daily gains!!!

>>26549236
call these guys too

>>26548429
Bros... is it over? I don't feel so good...

>>26549231
It literally hasn't begun yet.

>forgot to put a bandaid over my webcam

fuck, they definitely know who I am now

>>26549214
I ironically this but at 97. I hope it hits $150 again for both of us

>>26548450
what's a good anime for me to binge watch?
I tried to ask on /a/ but a janny deleted my thread I guess

I liked Hajime No Ippo. Was fun rooting for him and watching him try really hard and a lot of the boxing stuff was really interesting. And the fights were epic

I worked in a kitchen for 10 years 80 hours a week. I like aggressive women, strategy games, finance/gambling, outdoorsy stuff, drugs, prostitution, mysticism.. but nothing too schizo that will be hard to follow

>>26549204
I'm so glad I got off the horse at 27, y'all crazy for staying on it for this long

I bought ATOS today but I don't understand why they are getting shipped so hard? All they are making is some covid nasal spray? Gtfo nobody is gonna buy that shit, what should my exit price be? Thinking 3.50-4 max

>>26549204
>2021
>wkhs

maybe they'll totally get the contract this time bro

Buy CLF

>>26549236
OH GOD - ITS FUCKING OVER ISNT IT - THIS IS THE TOP ISNT IT

1929 INCOMMING

>>26549260
I think of Maury and jerry Springer when I see this

>>26549236
Unless you are bogbrain and can reliably increase your porfolio by minimum 3% a day do not do this.

>>26549231
Pumping in after hours. Will open at 120 screencap this.

>sold 100 GME shares today at $100
it was the right move right? i have 300 left...i just feel empty

>>26549294
no

>>26549275
Kaiji is the GMEchads choice

>>26549260
Is it just me or are natives worse than jews?

>>26548746
unironically first sell off

>>26549233
the survivors of the tech bubble are spearheading this

thiel
>paypal
that was part of the tech bubble now it's
thiel
>pltr
>eth
>btc
>btwn

remember paypal is going to be accepting crypto soon, and thiel was in south africa at the same time as musk

is it all coming together?

>>26549275
sounds like you'll like Kaiji

>>26549281
Diamond hooves baby

>>26549079
im doing this with $500 lol

>>26549294
>REFR

>>26548788
Checked and kekd

>>26549150
It was up 10% and went down to 1%.

If you want to hop on a stock not on the meme radar so heavy, consider GE (not GME).

>>26549285
Should have bought the dip

>>26549231
It's just getting started. Melvin Capital getting bailed out put the scent of blood in the water. Basically confirmation that the squeeze is working. The real frenzy starts now.

>>26549275
Spice and Wolf

>>26549238
Very hard if you're not straight up gambling. For example you have 100k and you get a very good return of 30% annually for the next eight years, you still have six figures at the end of it.

Please convince me not to buy GME.

>>26549378
Wrong. Buy WRK tomorrow, it will moon.

>>26549252
no idea im sure this shit has made insider stuff going on for the earnings coming up

post more lum for better luck

>>26549275
>Gambling - Kaiji / One Outs
>Agressive women + cooking - Food Wars
>Drugs, prostitution etc - Black Lagoon
>Mysticism - Kotoura-san

>>26549275
alice in borderland netflix or manga desu

>>26549294
CLF chad, what happened today man? My calls were primed to be saved when the spike happened pre market, now I’m not sure man. How could it not do shit after the earning preview and Biden mentioning steel?

>>26549324
Did the same, still have most of my position left put now I just have free shares. The squeeze hasn’t even fully happened yet and I bought everything sub 10, so no matter where we end up if I sell at 100+ I’ll have made over 1000% in gains on a literal meme play.

>>26549421
>30%
>annually
I made 30% this week so far... Not even using options, just buying and selling. With options you can make an easy $10M a month.

>>26549421
why would you post a blackpill like that anon

>>26549430
we're all in

>>26549430
you missed the boat, if you were smart you would be looking for the next GME, and it's in this thread somewhere, so dig mr frog

>>26549164
Doubt it. But then i made almost 50% on the stock anyway

>>26549324
Trimming is smart. Basis covered, time to gamble.

Looking to add to my CLF position, something about trannys posts seemed off today. Whos with me?

>>26548744
I’m about too hit a year in February bro,
Idk how too feel anymore

>>26549472
You aren't going to make 30% a week forever anon

>>26549395
i just want cohen to tweet an emoji

>>26549430
If you buy under 115 it's solid still

>>26548746
>>26548930
If this is so reliable then load up on shorts or puts.

>>26549537
>You aren't going to make 30% a week forever anon
I just need to get to 8 figures and then I'll settle on making 1,000% a year.

>>26549537
Your faith in the clown market is worryingly low, anon.
Meme pumps are now a weekly occurence.

Redpill me on selling puts.
Easy passive income looks very tempting.

>>26549528
Everyone holding CLF today was pissed off because we were up 10% pre market and finished the day up 1%

Should I buy FUSE?

>>26549191
DPO in february

>>26549327
>>26549349
>>26549395
>>26549442
>>26549455
thanks for the suggestions; I'll get at it then
I just bought pic related today to celebrate earning a month's salary before 11am today, meaning I earned more than I made in a month at my job in the hours before they even opened their doors this morning. Really excited to start reading it tonight. It looks amazing

>>26549431
Why

>>26549585
Sell far OTM weeklys to earnings chasers

So now that we know we can even move TR are we all destined to go to jail for market manipulation?

>>26549586
CLF is dumping to $4 EOM
sorry kiddo

>>26548636
TLT

So GME is going to get infinitely cucked tomorrow by a Jew huh? 2.7 billion bailout? Looks like I’m selling at the open.

>>26549553
With that afterhour movement you might not get a chance to buy sub 115 again. It’ll spike again tomorrow. I just wanna see hedgies seethe at this point.

>>26549585
You get wirecard'd and left holding dogshit bags. Selling puts on indexes is better for that reason except if you hold during an actual crash while collecting pennies.

>>26549556
>Load up on shorts for stock with over 100% shorted stocks

>>26549611
>I just bought pic related
>
Based, saving that money for stocks bro.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l528pz/gme_endgame_part_3_a_new_opponent_enters_the_ring/
The people are really pissed off huh? So you think the 2.75 is bailout money or is it a fuck you little people we're tripling down?

>>26549625
Only if you are not a jew.

>>26549586
Whats the CLF strategy? 25c July or Jan 2022. WHat do you think? Seems pretty cheap

>>26548746
>covered by CANADIAN news
literally media attention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxyRFh2Wehk

>>26549175
I was at work.

Beginning month 3 of I’m stuck with 2 stocks are pure cancer and will always boom tomorrow.
There’s not a single chance in the world I’ll sell at loss, it’s a matter of principle even though it’s a a low loss.

>>26549556
Yes, but only slightly OTM for the first drop and that plateau where the normies get quiet and nervous. That panicked sell-off is only *after* Complacency.

>>26549637
Don't get out jewed. We can outjew the jews, Melvin Capital will be the first corpse of many. The jews shall remember muh 6 gorillion dollars from now on!

>>26549669
Oil midwit?

Do I buy SOXL and/or TQQQ? Is it too late? TQQQ for $100 sounds like a damn deal but can it literally go up forever?

>>26549628
You have no idea what you’re talking about, and even if it does I only have calls up to next Friday.

>>26549145
Which LEAPS is this? I tried to replicate this graph in OPC yesterday but couldn't. It outperforms everything I tried to enter.

>>26549643
I have autism please be understanding
I believe in treating myself when the market is good to me

>>26549650
>>26549637
Wasn’t that literally so they wouldn’t get margin called?

>>26549637
This raider is not content to simply lie about securities on the internet.
Oh no, he's being antisemitic to fit in, too.
You stick out like a sore thumb, raider!
You know Melvin burned its powder today. They are so overleveraged it's scary.
Tell your boss to stop breaking the law please!

>>26548429
I had to travel for work and spent most of the day driving through Ohio.
Can anyone explain to me what the fuck happened with TECl?
The GME thing went impressively, I can already see the talking heads shit talking both this place and WSB on their short squeeze. Shame I didn't see it go down live.
Fucking Ohio. You've got decent roads, but it seems like there's cops behind every blade of grass.

Guys look at this. Look at the shares shorted with 136% float. Look how many days left to cover.

Thanks to the anon who shilled MN.V / MNXXF.
Wished I bought more but didn't because I didn't do any research.
I thought it was some battery technology company but was actually a mining resource company.

>>26549650
both

>>26549075
Get a load of this stupid nigger. Can't wait to give you a single dollar bill at an intersection in my Lambo while you stand there dirty and smelly holding a piece of cardboard.

>>26549421
100,000 +30% = 130,000. 169,000. 219,700. 285,610. 371,293. 482,680. 627,485. 815,730. 1,060,449 in year 9. Blackpilled as fuck.

>>26548960
What do I even diversify in? Everything seems expensive.

>>26549642
Shorts owned by people two hops away from the unlimited-liquidity-at-0% Fed.

Remember, *every* assumption is thrown out in clown markets. Even the ones you like.

>>26549717
Good for you dude.
Frugality, not aestheticism.

Post gains

>>26549395
>>26549231
Also, big money will probably hop on for a chance to kill the shorts, it's good for them too. If you don't want to hop into GME yourself, look up anything else melvin and the gang are shorting, because they'll cover everything if GME kills them, and are very likely to cover their other positions to pile onto GME more.

>>26549786
That just means it's worth owning.

>>26549791
asceticism

How do I avoid taxes with this shit

>>26548467
The freshest, farthest OTM GME option you can get, with the shortest possible expiry.

>>26549748
HAHAHA this shit is peak clown market, i fucking love it

>>26549775
Based AMChad.
NOKfags are deluded, their bags won't go up more than 10% this week.
Meanwhile we'll be sipping 150 aged champagne on the moon.

>>26549850
Just pay all your taxes and forget about it. Or hire a lawyer to pay less

>>26549837
Sometimes I just throwe extra letters in for the sheer luxxury of it.
Got a problem?

>>26549748
explain to a brainlet

>>26549702
SNDL and LI.
It’s always me, stuck here because I’m out of money to invest and I won’t touch my savings.
I’m thinking of setting a TP just 0.50$ above my average for LI so the exact moment it goes there before inevitably dropping again I’ll sell and profit $70 minus taxes...

>>26549871
unironically, my plan

>>26549819
Big money is likely already deep in GME, fanning the flames to blow up shorts and get their x100 too
>>26549850
you have 2 options
>a roth IRA
>tax fraud

I have to pay taxes? How much do I know I have to pay?

Where do I buy truff

>>26549892
pride comes before the fall

>>26549806

Is Biden going to pop the bubble in a few weeks?

>>26549879
>NOKfags are deluded, their bags won't go up more than 10% this week.
You assume I'm not running calendar spreads rather than holding.
I'm PRAYING it crabs.

>>26548707
Nah its someone else's

>>26549904
I forgot to mention, Calls obviously. There are probably retards who will buy puts.

wish me luck bros. see you on the other side.

>>26549917
You only have to pay taxes if you make money.

>>26549917
i'm a bong and i have no idea. taxes are usually done by your employer here and i couldn't find a way to just pay

>>26549941
Oh god I hope so, I need some cheapies.

>>26548514
That is what I was thinking

>>26549893
im a brainlet too was hoping someone who knows it better would point it out.

I'm guessing in ten days that 136% of the float will need to be covered. Not sure if I'm pepega and have it wrong or if thats what it going to happen.

We might have our mars mission in 10 days

>>26549907
Is it unironically not too late to get into GME again? I already sold a position for profit a couple months ago, should I re-up?

>>26549935
Nice. I’m waiting for my funds to clear before I buy single point

>>26549941
The only boomer that has mattered for the markets since 2018 is JPOW. Maybe YELLEN because that bitch knows how to print before printing was cool

Behold... my entire networth. I just want to either make a million dollars this year and if not kms

Got 5 shares of BB and 37 shares of AMC. About to toss more money into it. Should I get more BB?

>>26549995
It can happen before, if the stock closes at a high enough price.

Why won't MARA line go up?

>>26549917
whatever profit you make

>>26549806
Nothing special compared to the meme shit the past week though

When the fuck do I buy bitcoin? Just wait for the lowest point in the day and get some? Shits fucking retard with the +/-4k in a week

>>26549995
"days to cover" is not a telling you what's going to happen, it's a simple calculation that takes the # of shares shorted and divides that by the average daily volume

>>26548810
>Don't buy a stock when its up over 10% anon
>Buy stock when its up 20%
>It goes up 39% more in the same day
>+14% AH
Feels good to ape in to random stocks and make money

>>26550012
Nice anon. I had a spare 170 and someone mentioned it the other day towards the end of the first run. I just threw it in and there we go. I dont even know what they do desu. I just saw Solar and penny stock.

>>26550029
more AMC

>>26550045
bc btc is going down again

>>26550026
Nice work, it looks like you started out with about how much I have now. What did it for you?

I am supposed to hear back on an internship before EOW, but I can’t get shit done when I’m waiting
Worst feeling ever

>>26550026
How about you get to 100k this year. 300k next year. Then a mil. Great fucking job though.

I have like 4100 in robinhood at the moment with no idea where to put it next?

I'm new to investing really so I'm not sure where's a good direction to go

>AMRS getting sued

>>26550155
kek, fuck that piece of shit stock

>>26550151
buy put options for GME

CUM

>>26549715
it's Suncor

not a LEAP, it's a spread. Look at top left, it'll outperform the Suncor LEAP too

>>26550077
Yeah anon. I was waiting longer for a dip. Then I decided to say fuck it. Sold all my bfarf at 2.46 and went in on calls. Atos moons, bfarf crashes more violently.

Wish I bought more but oh well.

>>26550151
split 50/50 between retail squeezes (right now, BBBY) and space memes (MAXR, KTOS, ARKX when it launches)

if you're feeling frisky do the same but with LEAPs

>>26550151
AMC
M
C

>>26550151
TRUFF/TRIP.CN

Baking

Guys, its time to destroy these financial jews

>>26550219
Yes, but I'd like the specifics.

>>26550281
if what the gme shills are doing is illegal, then isn't this illegal too? lol

>>26550281
errybody go an buy stocks post it in the news get everyone out here buying stocks

>>26550281
>Lipschultz
it's like Dr. Lipshits on Rugrats

>>26550281
How is this kind of kikery even possible?

>>26550026

>just pulled my $30K from my pension

I don’t trust the government to do anything right, same for my pension. I can’t sit on the side watching NEETs making thousands while the government makes me pennies

>>26550214

GUYS GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND
These are most of the puts melvin capital added to not long ago.
Ignore the call stuck in there, the site was shit and I can't filter them out.
Notice anything fun beside GME?
Any meme that's been shilled here recently?
Like, perhaps, could it be, BBBY? Isn't that interesting? If melvin goes bust, there's a good chance BBBY also moves. This could also cascade a little. Don't expect GME gains but still. You could also reduce melvin's stability by going BBBY now instead of GME. The puts are jul 2021 and have a strike of $15 for GME, so they're already deep, DEEEP underwater.
What do you guys think? Any merit to this?

>>26548572
I wouldn’t dare to try, but it’s your call man.

>>26550331
It's not illegal, hedge funds that lost 6 bil are throwing a tantrum. there's no argument you can make for WSB being manipulation that doesn't effectively ban talking about stocks online. WSB is a bunch of retards going "Buy X it's going to moon". You see the same shit on any website that has stock info and allows comments.

>>26548606
Holy fuck I have some FOMO symptoms, but even I'm not retarded enough to buy in only when the third squeeze is in full swing already. Volkswagen went from $200 to $1000 and people expect GME to to beyond that for some reason.

NEW

>>26550443
>>26550443
>>26550443

>>26550281
People are actually going to die over this. I cannot think of a more dangerous Jew than one who’s Jew’s gold is threatened

>>26550393
Next time just look up heavily shorted stocks the easy way

https://www.highshortinterest.com/

>>26550393
This has already been talked about, yes it could mean another pump for BBBY

>>26550393
Bbby doesn't have the same level of shorting gme does. They won't be like gme even for small gains.

>>26550449
Because there wasn't anywhere near that much shorting on vw and the shorts cleanly ran away instead of chasing like melvin et al are doing.

>>26550474
No, you don't understand. It's not about a potential short squeeze per se, it's not a squeeze play but a melvin-death play.

New Soijack templates.
I'm ready for NOK. AMC is a dead fish.

>>26550227
I was waiting for one too, but it never came. After the GME moon, I just said fuck it and went in, but I went full on degenerate and went for the 2/19 2.5c and 5c vs April ones. That conference or whatever the fuck is this week and I'm gonna ride this bitch to the moon or into the ground. Wish I got some more too, but today was a good option day for me with NOK and PLTR and didn't wanna fuck it up by potentially losing my gains.

>>26548646
I miss the theater. Midnight showing of the first Hobbit movie was fun

>>26550558
Keep seething Noknigger

>>26550491
66% of float is short, and 74% will be short after buybacks. Not 140% but still way above reasonable levels.

>>26550465
>it's afraid

>>26550367
I'd be willing to bet they've already got an out.
Either they know the current price is unsustainable, they know GME will dilute their shares, or they have some gov. agency ready to back them out due to financial losses incurred during the pandemic.
There is no fucking way.

>>26550705
I wouldn't even be mad if they used the shelf offering above $100. That would just be 1M shares, which is about two minutes worth of Melvin's shorting today.

>>26550770
If there a way to squeeze them next month on kneecap replacement surgeries?

>>26550705
So much money has been lost shorting TSLA last year. Like, a retarded amount. There is nothing stopping this meme train.

>>26548744
Lucky you...

>>26548665
Buy high sell low

>>26548981
AMC NOK