/biz/ - Business & Finance

First individual who can post "Sneed" in this thread will recieve intel on the next GME.
First individual who can post "Chuck" in this thread will recieve intel on the next PLTR.

>>26544735
Did I beat inflation today, guys?

Chuck

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

BUY ROLLS ROYCE

Please tell me nokia will gamestop next

>>26544428
Well Peter Thiel was involved, so I knew it wasn't totally a bullshit company. There's also Anduril, a similar company, but they haven't had their IPO yet. I'll probably get in on that too because of the name alone.

In August 2018, ARK published an open letter with an extract of our TSLA valuation model communicating why we believed taking Tesla private at $420 per share would deprive shareholders of significant returns. Since then ARK has updated its TSLA valuation regularly. Based on new research, we are sharing our latest model to clarify what we believe is TSLA’s potential.

Based on our updated expectations for electric vehicle (EV) cost declines and demand, as well as our estimates for the potential profitability of robotaxis, our 2024 expected value per share for TSLA is $7,000. To arrive at that base case, ARK has developed a probability analysis with bear and bull price estimates, as detailed below:

>BULL CASE: We believe that there is a 25% probability that Tesla could be worth $15,000 per share or more in 2024.

Explain yourselves ARKfags. Do you believe this shit?

>>26544753
>Chuck

YOU PUSH IT

https://youtu.be/I3GbdsGzVm8

GEVO TO THE MOON

FUSE
PLTR

>>26544735
At least post a different anime girl, stop avatar fagging.

>>26544782
AGRX

Show short sellers your warface

EVEN: AMC
ODDS: BB

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

retard here
where do I start

>>26544536
Investtech's Jan newsletter had a brief section on IPOs. Apparently they are at the point where 80% of IPOs in 2020 were unprofitable companies, but that unprofitable companies had better first trading days than the profitable few. Average return on first day trading is 42%. In the clown market, you can make money just by day trading every IPO on the first day no matter how shit the companies actually are.

>>26544753
Sneed

>>26544735
who else /schizobro/ here?

>>26544879
BGFV

WAGIE! GET BACK OUT THERE AND SHAKE THAT BOOTIE, WE'VE GOT A TABLE OF FIVE BBBYBOYS THAT WANT YOU TO SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY! AND THIS TIME, PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT OR YOU'RE FIRED! NO-ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "UUUU'S" AND YOUR "GME PUMP"!

>>26544818
No but I believe in ARK mommy

>>26544818
Elon himself said TSLA was overvalued at $400

>>26544816
Tuckborough would be a nice company name.

>>26544854

>>26544870
OH FUCK I KNEW BB WAS GONNA TANK ON OPEN TOMORROW

>>26544816
>There's also Anduril, a similar company, but they haven't had their IPO yet. I'll probably get in on that too because of the name alone.
hmm definite meme potential there

>>26544753
"Chuck" Give me intel, Goldstein.

>>26544873
>retard
sounds like you should load up on amc

You fucks shilled me APXT and I haven’t made a fucking dollar. Did I get memed?

>>26544870
>She wants ze surgery?

>>26544897
Pre-split $400*

>>26544936
AGRX
t. knower

>>26544870
oh my

>>26544873
Buy BB

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uhhh..

>>26544933
Yes, keep them in mind.

>>26544873
Buy UUUU, AMC and GME. Do NOT buy BB, BBBY, or VXRT.

>>26544827
How high could Gevo go?

>>26544942
>amc
the channel for classic movies and walking dead reruns? why?

"fill me up chalmer"

>>26544854
>AMC AMC AMC AMC AMC AMC AMC AMC AMC AMC AMC AMC AMC AMC AMC AMC AMC AMC AMC AMC AMC

You know someday this markets gonna crash

>>26544891
>nowhere near atl
>nobody good onstaff that I can see
>franchise unknown to anyone
>no chewy ceo
>SI barely above 20%
>founded 1955
That's not even remotely in the ballpark of GME you lying SHIT!
If you have anything to say, it better be now, FAGGOT.

The anti-UUUU shills are out in full force. Friendly reminder that 4U is completing a textbook bull flag breakout and your shorts will expire worthless.

Which should I place a call order for tomorrow... AMC or NOK?

>>26544735
Well the SEC won’t let me be, or let me be me so let me see, they try to shut me down on CNBC but feels so empty without me....

>GME is GamerGate 2.0
>gamers literally rising up

>>26545012
>Do NOT buy BB
xplain yourself

>>26544854

>>26545024
That’s AMCX

>>26544608
only 21k of that needs to be paid back and i don't need to start paying it until two years after graduating, i think i'm good since i don't fuck with options

So even though they know that the internet plans on holding to fuck them over, they're still shorting GME? Why? This is how the world ends.

BBBY PLEASE PUMPPPPP

>>26545051
nobody is paying attention to Davos this week as long as retards keep shitting up the news with short squeezes

>>26545069
It's OK champ, you don't have to vaguely allude to my posts, you can reply and let me know how those bags feel

>>26545082
No COOM cat shop.
>2/10

>>26544957
>fell for the spac meme

just buy AMC and BB

>>26544902
I've been jotting down a list of company names based on LOTR ever since I found out about these two. Elessar might be a good one.

Biri-biri sez: "Buy BILI!"

>>26545008
imagine if the midday dump was them getting margin called so they got a loan to gamble again

>>26545082
>>26545098
ok this is epic

>>26545052
>he doesn't know
Look... I know you might not be able to tell by looking at me but I'm a kike and I have tons of hooknose friends. We know all of the stocks that are going to rise and fall.
You know what? Don't take my advice, goy.

>tfw I have no settled funds for trading

NOK NOK who's there?

I think I'm prepared to lose 10% of my portfolio if it bankrupted a hedge fund. Buying GME at open tomorrow

>>26545008
Buy at open, it's going to $10k guaranteed. They'll literally liquidate the entire market just to short GME.

Rough few days for CRISPR
Looking for a good buy in price
Any advice?

>>26545162
Based BILIbro. 35% BILI

>>26545012
WHAT DO THESE MEAN
AHHHHHH

>>26545113
I'd stuff her crust iykwim.

>>26544957
Anon it is a SPAC you sell on target announcement and if you like the target rebuy back 2 months later before merger

>>26544735
Pro tip: buy ABML before it gets listed on the NASDAQ for free gains

>>26545115
I bought a $1200 call when it was at 47. Pls pump bbby guys I’m so tired of loosing

>>26545140
invest in whatever Peter Thiel funds, he's a LOTR fan, that's why it's called Palantir

>>26545175
Oy vey, that changes everything. Shabbat shalom to you, Shlomo. Let's get the shekels. The nose knows and I'm buying in.

>>26544854

wouldn't be surprised if sometime this week we saw various celebrities announce they'll be throwing lunch money at GME like they did with Tesla.

>>26545133
That was just the rough cut polish it up for me homie... God bless and have a good one

>>26545201
>when r*ddit sends their people, theyre not sending their best

>>26544830
They're good, combined with AMC is the Holy trinity

Is the market as "fucked up" as some are claiming? Sure it's a little speculative but does it really matter that much? It's not like this could keep up forever.

I could buy 5000 NOK but should I?

>>26545090
Should've just left the gamers alone, now the next depression has been accelerated

>>26545130
Isn't it so EXCITING when (You) get a reply from a a fellow neckbeard? That short-lived dopamine rush as your thread watcher increases from a normal font weight to a bold one with a shiny little (1). Keep buying meme stocks, though.

>>26545179
Are you American? Your $1,400 bribe to keep from rioting is coming from the government soon.

>>26544854

>>26544735
Posting my hoard of salt that I mined from the FT.

Orange man bad btw.

>>26545099
i want some people to piss their money up the wall in this clown market so I can see some pink wojaks, I bought BBBY at open, sold, and bought more at 33 and I'm up 40%. I missed all the GME turmoil

>>26545240
Mr. Beast already shilled GME, we're at peak normie interest as much as it would be nice to squeeze hedge funds even more

>>26545225
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/15/peter-thiel-psychedelics-start-up-atai-targets-schizophrenia.html

This looks bullish for us schizos.

>>26544650
>>26544650
>>26544650
>>26544650
>>26544650

NOK General - /NOKG/

We're memeing this into reality. Get the fuck in here boys

Should i buy pltr calls at open?

Any hope for weed in the short term or did the run die out after the inauguration? My modest gains have been bleeding for a couple of days and I'm thinking of just moving everything to another set of memestocks

>>26545316
you are doing god's illegal work anon

>>26544982
What even is this company, and why has BGFV gone up 1,500% in 1 year?

>>26545265
absolutely. This is the prelude to the economic collapse of the 2020's, might as well enjoy the ride

>>26545275
Whatever helps you sleep at night bud

>>26544999
trips of truth

>>26544854
Shorted my stonks? Good.
Opened a 3 billion dollar position against me? Good.
Trying to take down my entire portfolio? Good.

>>26545113
I can easily see a world where a major GME bull trap fires off tomorrow and a lot of new traders panic sell since they're already starting to fixate on the 'next' thing, shorts win

Frens check out the small cap gem AAC Clyde space. $70MM marketcap with huge upside pontential.

AAC Clyde Space is a leading developer of small sattelites, cube sattelites and space as a service. They will most likely be profitable/ break even by EOY 2021 and they're trading at 2.9x 2021 sales estimates. They recently made several acquisitions which have/ will stenghten their position in Europe as well as the US and improve their margins going forward. The valuation is very cheap and the stocks/ sector has tons of hype potential.

I first mentioned the stock when it was trading at 2.5 SEK, now it's at 4.0 SEK. I'm done accumulating and don't plan on selling for a long time. Just thought I'd help you guys out. Do your own research.

>>26545289
>every American buys $1400 worth of GME
Imagine the hedgekike carnage

>>26544854

IVE BEEN HOLDING THIS FOR A FUCKING MONTH. FUCK GOD DAMNIT IM SO TIRED OF LOSING

>>26545265
Yes it is fucked - not because of GME shenanigans though.

Zero central bank rates, zero (or negative bond yields), massive fiat printing, ballooning central bank balance sheets.

It's unironically ogre - we're running on fumes at this point. Probably gonna get real ugly in the next year or so.

>>26545312
already on my watch list since last year, if I had $1M to be an accredited investor I would have definitely put $200k into private equity

Imagine NOT buying the SOXL dip today

if pltr hits 50 are you taking profits or is this actual legit company to hold. i tried researching their product and I'm too retarded to understand it

>>26545291
Orange man bad 2.

>seething over AMC
if this is you I wouldn't come here tomorrow

>>26545402
it's good isn't it? what is the problem with this?

>bought 1000 gme at 15

>>26545396
>Stimulus money goes to people buying GME
>Tax dollars go towards keeping hedgies alive

>>26545330
>Any hope for weed in the short term or did the run die out after the inauguration?
DUDE WEED losers were pumped and dumped already by the democrats

You won't be seeing legalization anytime soon

Any hope for weed in the short term or did the run die out after the inauguration? My modest gains have been bleeding for a couple of days and I'm thinking of just moving everything to another set of memestocks.

>>26545427
SHUT IT DOWN

>PLTR 37.78 AH
I-IM GOING TO C

>>26545378
based jockoposter

>bought 190 BB at $4.81

>>26545459
I sold them on Friday because surely Nokia wouldn’t be above 4.55 this week since it’s done nothing for 3 months.

>>26544870
0 is neither even nor odd
BB and AMC both tanking tomorrow
FML

>>26544891
>BGFV
That play was last spring when it was way below book, and nigger riots were making everyone buy guns & ammo.

>>26545555
Oh fuck oh fuck quads on a red prediction
Nonononononono

shill me a rational take on /wsb/ GME vs institutional banks

there's no way this will end will for /wsb/ right?

>>26545555
OH SHIT

BB AND NOK FUTURES

>>26545555

Janet Yellen just got confirmed. She's on board with more free money. Said so during the hearings.

>>26545555
>stfu
>checked

>>26545555
Another dip? Excellent

today after seeing 10 year yield weakness, DXY strength, dow in the red, european economic data, I bought $380 SPY puts 1/25 (today)
I sat watching ES charts intently until 10:45, finally 'admitting I was wrong' and sold the position for a loss.
Immediately, SPY tanked to $378
My puts would have gone up 15X at the peak.
>'e sold?
extremely demoralizing, but good to see that those trades are always out there..
any of you get bogged recently?

Got back from my date boys, spilled coffee on myself and said multiple retarded things but we also sat on her tailgate and talked for 4 hours (Starbucks got rid of the outside seating)
Anyway 100 shares each of GME and BB let's go boys 2021 is my year

Wait if these big hedge funds are going belly up does that mean a lot of people's pensions are going to suffer?

>>26545610
your digits are just trying to tell you AMC will be 5.55 tomorrow at open

>>26545549
LMAO

>>26545555

>294M shares traded
>1.24M calls vs 220k puts
finns, you said this was a dinosaur, are you trying to hide the cheapies?

>>26545555
> digits
OHNONONONONONONO IT'S OGRE

>>26545640
>She's on board with more free money.
And also with banning crypto (i.e. 50% of Zoomer portfolios) and taxing unrealized gains.

Reminder to buy bonds, the US needs your money more than you, it is a critical time against china.

>>26545664
no, hedge funds have nothing to do with pensions. unless the rules have gotten so fucked up that ppl somehow allowed that to happen

>>26545549
damn bro, i've been holding calls since october. do leaps if it hasn't gone up tomorrow, i'm waiting for 2023 and believe it or not this sudden hype is throwing off my game plan

I feel bad some nok bros won't be in for the ride

>>26545656
You didn't Hot Cosby her coffee?
>ngmi

>>26545664
Pensions don't go to us, they don't even go to Xers. They're purely for boomers. Boomers have completely ruined the world. Anything that can harm them even just a little is a great thing.

>>26545625
Nigger it's been explained a thousand times.

And no, the hedge funds are probably going to get fucked. They've already had to be bailed out with a $3bn loan.

>>26545555
For fucks sake can you let me have ONE win?

>>26545682
When we make it, we're moving to Brazil

I just got back from McDonalds bros.
2 McChickens, medium fries, medium Coke.
The fries are where they get you. $2.99. The McChickens are only $1.00 each.

>GME past 85 after hours

>>26545625
wsb and Elon memed Tesla to the moon. Also there is no such thing as bad news. Everyone knows about GME at this fucking point. It's not just /biz/ and wsb now.

>>26545683
we are so close to short squeezing GME and entering history and you're here making jokes

Should I buy NOK tomorrow morning and ride this meme wave?

>>26545555
0 is an even number, you doofus.

>>26545739
large fries are $1 every day with the app bro. do you even /ck/ ?

>>26545739
Impeccable taste in cuisine

>>26545656
>going on a date with a women(?) who owns a truck in the middle of the day on a monday
just yikes

>>26545752
Yes and make sure you get some moon pies to snack on.

>>26545739
Use their data harvesting app and you can get a large fries once per day for $1

>>26545758
i don't think you can pay with cash with the app, think i even tried before

>>26544786
on what?

>>26545739
Get the app on your phone, also market red tomorrow

>>26545752
>Market Cap 26.751B
lol

>>26545008
Are they trying to lose everything

>>26545669
>>26545697
The one fucking time I take a small gain instead of letting it expire worthless. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>>26545739
Fast food fries have been garbage ever since they switched from frying in lard to vegetable oil.

>>26545786
you can pay cash and still get the deal. it brings up a QR code that they scan and it gives you the discount.

>>26545752
Do it

>>26545785
that 2 bacon cheeseburger deal for the price of one is pretty fire too. and the buy 1 breakfast sandwich get 1 for a dollar

>>26545656
>date on a monday
bro.. you're about to get friendzoned

fuck bros I just feel super uneasy now after that 11am dump. this is why I usually sleep until noon so I don't experience the early morning volatility but that was too scary and worse than normal. i dont know how much more upside is left in the market before it starts heading down for a bit. then again if it keeps going up I have cash that's sitting doing nothing and I can't find anything to buy. all these meme stocks go up 500% a day and I miss every one.

>>26545724
pensions are for gvt workers, fuck em, their union, and their 25 year wage cage

>>26545655
Ya i bought vxx calls for this week because everything is so weird right now. I think part of being a good trader is being adaptable.

>you can't beat the markets
>you can't time the markets
>just put your money in an index fund

>>26545080
NAK

>>26545755
Not in the casino

Will NOK and AMC increase a lot during pre market hours? I'd hate to buy them at $7-8 only for it to fall down to $6 later in the day.

>>26545831
Government workers that receive a pension are boomers. Other government workers don't receive shit.

>>26545656
>talked for four hours
enjoy being a "nice guy" and a "good friend" anon I'm sorry

Big dick GME buys going on

>>26545694
Fair enough, do pension funds tend to hold short positions do you know?

>>26545724
Your parents are probably boomers

GME is picking up

I was at 100k when GME hit 150 today. I didn't sell. Closed the day up 37% at 48k. Feel pretty fucking good honestly. Sure, I could have sold at the top while I had time and then rebought the dip, but I'm trying to hold these stocks to fuck short sellers.

>>26545008
>carnival music gets louder

>>26545831
Only 25 years?

>>26545655
ouch
it happens
next time don’t sell / stick to your guns!

>>26545817
Huh, well damn you just saved me at least one lambo's worth of fries over the next 3-4 years fren

>>26545879
>Your parents are probably boomers
Yes, and?

>>26545847
it's easy to take big risks with a $800 account

>>26545822
Those must be regional, because all I've got is $1 off $7, $4 off $20, and a bunch of shit about their coffee or muffins I don't care about.

Does NOK have a lot of short interest? I may throw 5k in if reddit is going to meme it into infinity.

>>26544854

>>26545008
ok, thats it. Im selling everything I have and putting it all in GME shares

>>26545511
Literally built for BBBY

>>26545884
Consequences will never be the same...

>>26545884
120 at open, screencap this.

>>26545919
aww did I hurt your feelings?

It's not too late to jump on the helium train. RHC, you will thank me later.

I actually bought the McDick's with cash from coinstar that I visited immediately prior, it's quite possibly the most jewish meal I've ever had. I had to interact with 4 depressed looking mask wearing wagies, how do they even do it?

>>26545914
Why would you want them to suffer?

>>26545897
they in my state they can even retire after ten years if theyre 55 and over

>>26544854

newfags don't know about muh drones
>KTOS
>stealth fighter drones (for the Skyborg and Loyal Wingman programs, XQ-58A)
>drone swarms deployed from flying aircraft carriers under the Gremlins program with DARPA and LDOS
>80% of space missions supported by KTOS hardware or software
>smaller market cap than Gamestop

>>26545271
50/50 with AMC

>>26545183

>Hedgefund picks a fight with the entire internet.

Shit is about to get written into text books.

>>26545960
poor people dont hurt my feelings anon

Imagine lurking here and not having a SINGLE share of GME at this point. Even if just for the sake of shitposting. I mean what the fuck

>>26545812
redpilled

>>26545873
If thats what happens then whatever. It was my best friends gf who set us up so I didn't want to take any chances, going from what my friend has said I think it went well actually
>>26545823
It was the only day this week she was off and I took the initiative
>>26545778
I live in the south

>>26545994
nigga we ain't fighting wars anymore

>>26545804
>implying this market cap would inhibit a pump when we just saw TSLA in 2020

>>26545831
Kek, I'm a govt worker and I'm walking in 2031. Fully retired. No debt either. Just my house payment. Medical coverage plus a nice fat 401 and pension. Hey don't blame the man, blame the system. I just took advantage of it to get a jump on the good life 17 years sooner than most.

>>26545008
Hahahaha, how fucking stupid can they be? They're gonna go bankrupt.

GME is gonna be the trigger for the next financial collapse. Top kek.

>>26544854

i can't finish this second mcchicken and they only stay good for like 15 minutes max

>>26546035
Massive drone swarms are way cheaper than F-35s for bombing sandniggers and Biden's brought the entire warmonger neolib gang back together. His fucking Pentagon chief is a Raytheon board member. What world are you living in?

>>26546035
They're going to start drone striking reddit users just to stop the squeeze

>>26545008
Are they betting against GME or on the SEC bailing them out?

>>26544830
FUSE seems a tad high I did put a bid in for 4000 warrants at 2.56$

>>26545980
>don't do anything to raise the kids at all
>don't do anything to support or even educate them
>constantly vote for society and country-destroying policies
>infects management positions, refuses to retire
>"when I was your age, I paid for my college with my summer job"
>"firm handshake"
>kicks kids out at 18
>won't leave anything for the children, they have to pick themselves up by the bootstraps
>reverse mortgage home to have a lavish retirement and leave the kids in debt
Wonder why!?!?!?!

>>26546020
instead they buy AMC... There is absolutely no chance whatsoever that AMC wont dilute their shares if they go up.
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4397310-amc-massive-dilution-continues
Its like these people heard of AMC last week.

Should I buy NOK? Is it going to pump crazy?

posting for Lum appreciation

>>26544753
>Formerly AMC

>>26545008
this is a literal fucking war between retail traders and hedge funds fuck me, this will go down in history

there are legends in this thread, but i am not one of them

>>26546107
if dubs then yes

>>26546035
We're invading Syria in July following gas attacks so we can shift the military back to the ME away from asia and play up russia as the real enemy again
We need afghan rare earths

>GME up 14% after hours
Are you fuckers ready to rocket to Mars tomorrow?

>>26546035
America runs on war whether you see it or not

>>26546104
Your parents sound shit but mine are lovely

>>26546035
Biden restarted war with syria and is saying he wants war with iraq again. He also sabotaged canada and US oil, forcing more wars in the middle east for oil.

>>26545008
>Pic related is the hedge manager

Using part of my portfolio for absolute memes. ARKX despite Cathie being a beta chasing hack. Coinbase IPO because there is no way retard hedgies don't big that up

You guys see anything cool happening with GE?

Q4 earnings are in tomorrow. I like the CEO, might even tip my hand and buy some 2022 GE calls.

>>26543995
Shill me this anime or else I'll be really sad

>>26546131
You can be, buy at open tomorrow and say you did your bit in bankrupting some jews.

Do I buy more gme? I'm starting to think it is literally going to shoot up past 200 maybe even 1k.

Like this just seems unreal.

>>26546098
Both. It's a game of chicken with the internet that's going to cause the next financial collapse if the SEC doesn't tell the hedgies to calm down.

>>26546106
Yea I remember when AMC was shilled here in the summer and they got laughed off the board

this is the top

>>26545909
How does that thing even stand upright

I've got $600 to spare, I'm thinking AMC is next?

>>26546104
how the fuck would your parents using a reverse mortgage put you in debt?

>>26546035
Did you see who is President

>>26546106
We ironically shill amc to newfags lose money

>>26546106
why does being priced out bother you so much? you could have just bought on friday instead of throwing a tantrum over it

>>26546149
Yours are probably gen X, which are shit but not as shit, you dumb zoomer.

>>26546183
> the hedgies
They'll just ban individuals from doing options and require an up front 40% tax on premiums.

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>>26546035
>nigga we ain't fighting wars anymore
Don't you know Biden just got elected?

tootsie roll going up after hours again

>>26546226
Because he went into debt and thinks his parents owe him money for not hitting him enough as a kid to teach him common sense

>>26546258
based and economic collapse pilled

>>26546242
Corporations are legally classified as individuals in the US. That would destroy the market too

>>26545655
Having a 100% win rate so far this past month because I stopped buying options and only bought stocks. I know I'll make bad trades eventually, but the draw downs won't be as bad as betting on the wrong direction with options.

With long options, the odds are against you: can't crab, can't go in the opposite direction of your bet, must move fast enough to offset theta burn and volatility decrease.

I don't see the point in buy puts on indexes. 99% of the time, your bet would wrong. Look at chart. How often does SPY dumps for more than few days. Most of the time it either crabs or goes up. You're better off buy a call or spread. The current market is counterintuitive. There's no sense it trying to fight it.

>>26546098
MUH TOO BIG TO FAIL

>>26546207
the market is still kind of trashed overall desu
all the money is just flooding into ponzi stocks

Ok im buying GME for the memes

LBRT, ICLN to the moon.

>>26546258
you have no idea how sad i was when they took down hercules https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hercules_(roller_coaster)

$TANH is ready to take off on a moon mission! Chinese GEVO!!!!

>>26546226
Education, housing, and funerals cost money. Classically, those have been covered by the deceased's assets for the funeral, and by the parents at least in part for the house. Education would normally work the same now that it's so expensive nobody can afford it without going into debt. If the dumb boomers didn't do retarded shit like reverse mortgage their houses, at least housing could be passed down in the family, as it ought to be.

>>26545008
And they call us or WSBs fucking degenerates?

>>26544774
no sorry

GME redditors will get fucked tomorrow.

>>26546301
>internet autists played the game better than the guys that wrote the rules
Many such cases.

Apologize.

>>26546207
wasnt it like this in february after the first big testla run up

>>26546207
Where's the gay porn with hats?

>>26546371
Buy the dip

How do I know when to sell? I'm just starting out, just spreading out 200 bucks across different stocks right now to see where they go and try to make some pocket change to keep reinvesting

Can someone explain how both of these numbers exceed 100%?

>gme up 16% AH
>didnt even realize the little increase because the moon mission makes the scale all fucked up
kek

>GME flirting with 90

>trading closed

Explain stock-cucks

>>26546242
>They'll just ban individuals from doing options and require an up front 40% tax on premiums.

Kek probably.

>Well you see goyim, these are SOPHISTICATED FINANCIAL INSTRUMENTS that you clearly don't understand. This is for your own safety you see.

Thinking of holding TQQQ calls through the end of the week, bad idea? Tesla and apple are the major earnings on Wednesday

>Want to buy GME at open
>It just keeps going up in price
Fuck dude this has got to be the dumbest idea ever but buying in after >>26545008 is just too good an opportunity to pass up.

This could be history in the making.

>>26545655
ha, i bought spy calls when it dumped, already up 71%

>>26546396
With 200 put 100 in BB and 100 in gme

CRBP (CRinge and BluePilled) going up a bit after hours.

>>26544905
SNEED N BLEED BRUTHER

Apologize right now

Who PTLR here?
3/19 $41 call here. Will it make it to 41 by then?

>>26546403
you should flirt with me instead desu senpai...

>>26546408
>crypto dumping
explain yourself pajeet

Theta gang, theta gang, theta gang, theta gang (theta gang)
Theta gang, theta gang, theta gang, theta gang (theta gang)

>>26546415
>holding calls through earnings
How many times will it take for you retards to learn
>>26546401
Naked shorts

>>26546408
Wait until you learn about the Jewish trick that is premarket trading

let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the...............

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Bought 10 Nok 2023 calls, up 200%
God damn, meme plays make $$$.
Seriously, what do I buy for $7-$8k?

>>26546396
Sell?

>>26546401
Shorting a short AKA naked shorts, which is a crime

>>26546396
It depends. After holding for 1 year, the positions are considered LONG on a tax-basis, and you basically avoid all capital gains (still gets taxed as regular income, but capital gains you get screwed twice).
If you're so new that you don't know when you're satisfied with your gains, I would just buy a couple shares of companies you know are doing well/have done well historically, and sit on it. $200 is literally nothing, and barely even deserves my reply.

>>26546396
If you are just starting out don't get greedy. Don't try to retire tomorrow. Just get some money, run and be fine with it. There will be other opportunities in the future when you're more experienced.

>>26546437
Well you fucked up but you can still fuck up even worse by not buying what you still can at open

>>26546303
>With long options, the odds are against you: can't crab, can't go in the opposite direction of your bet, must move fast enough to offset theta burn and volatility decrease.

Yep - most people don't know this stuff and get fucked. Lol at all the retards buying GME options with 600% IV today.

You can make a fuck ton buying OTM close expiry options, but it's a fucking lotto ticket.

>>26546437
Why does people making short positions make buying better?

>>26546303
If you are deep in the money crabbing doesn’t matter since there’s basically no time value. I’m actually less inclined to buy a spread since usually it goes up, and IV crush and crabbing will destroy you.

>>26546469
All money I put in CLF could be tripled by now if I chosen any other meme stock.

>>26546401
Short sellers "borrow stock" when they open a position. There's more stock being traded then exists, so when short sellers get margin called they'll have to pay whatever price GME is at instead of holding to recover.

>>26546086
POWER THROUGH ANON.

FINISH THE CHIMKEN

>>26546499
Nokia isn't even fired up yet. Strap in anon. We going places.

>>26546258
Damn, I wish there were some open roller coasters.

>>26546469

APOGIZE RIGHT NOW

>>26546396
You sell when you hit your profit target or stop loss.

If you're going to diversify, you might as well buy an ETF.

>>26546527
They'll get margin called and pump the price even higher when they cover

>>26546303
The true retards are people who short anything. Why would you reverse the odds against yourself with infinite risk? It would take a special kind of stupid.

Why is AMC still rising bros?
Isn’t the market closed

>>26546527
It's not just short, it's so shorted on such razor-thin financials that if the price bumps even a little from buying, the shorts will be forced to cover. Covering means buying the shares you need to reimburse whoever you borrowed the shares from. Thus, the price rockets up as they cover.

all right fuck it I'm liquidating my dude weed positions, skipping rent and protein this month, and going 33% AMC 33% BB 33% NOK
convince me this is a bad idea besides hurr don't fomo durr

>>26546546
So they're gonna get fucked hard again?

>>26546478
sir please understand you will receive all your funds back sir
>>26546490
I have and it's quite annoying. Though as far as I can see RH actually let's you join if you have a special account.

>>26546484
Is it because if IV crush or uncertainty of direction? I don’t have any otm calls so IV crush won’t matter

>>26546303
I only day trade SPY puts/calls based upon economic news, global news, US news, TA, sentiment etc - my goal is to be a career ES trader
You can make money everyday day trading SPY options / can 'feed yourself for a lifetime'
I've found puts in particular for SPY are (usually) easier to time than calls as when the market is green it goes up slowly and steadily, but when it does dump it dumps hard and fast

>>26545017
Long term 50+ - talking years here.

>>26546469
We all told you to sell when you were in the millions. You've been silent ever since. I apologize for nothing, tranny faggot

>>26546593
this is a fucking based idea and you should do it

>>26546587
Must be aliens!

>>26546527
When someone makes a short they must buy the stock at a later date. If over 100% of a stock is shorted, every share must be bought. If some people tell the suits "fuck off I ain't selling mine" the price goes up. Just supply and demand

>>26546593
buy arkk and arkg instead

>>26546621
Both, but ITM is better.

>>26544854
AMC AMC AMC

>>26546593
That cannot end well. Pay your fucking rent.

>>26546645
semi-based, but TQQQ is better if you keep an eye out to jump ship when it crashes

>>26546645
>millenial tier etfs
this is zoomer gambling now gramps

>>26546499
When is the best time to sell calls? like should I just sell my shit now and make profit or keep holing?

>>26546575
Howling fuck those goons

>>26546439
very nice - great dip buying opportunity
if I had more day trades available I would have done the same - but I suppose I could have / should have just bought a 1/27 $385 call
I'm not a big fan of holding SPY weeklies overnight

>>26546593
I'm going all in on AMC. See you on the other side bro!

>>26546689
that woman is hideous

I might see if I can time it right and short AMC since these meme stocks soar up, crash, and then soar even higher. Shorting GME today would have been great for example, short it at the peak of like $150 and then buy back at $61 (or the $70 avg) and I would've doubled my money.

>>26546701
you are so fucking stupid dude, get out of here

So if I sell before a year I have to pay short term taxes on whatever my profit was correct? So
>buy for 1000
>sell for 1500
>pay ~40% or whatever on the 500?

>>26546682
I'll just flash my panties and invite my landlord in my bedroom the next time he comes knocking for his rent, to "straighten things out" :)

>>26546559
Fucking kill yourself retard

>>26546777
>>26546777
>>26546777
>>26546777
>>26546777
NEW

>>26545124
Davos Davos.

>>26546575
>>26546592
>>26546641
Based

>>26546718
That's a man.

>>26546725
Holy shit, learn the lesson here anon. Yeah you can make more money but you can also lose it all if your timing is off. Or you could just be a chad HODLR and make guaranteed money.

>>26546478
imagine defending your jew infested market kek

>>26544786
Is this a bot? I see this same comment in every thread, and not even on market days sometimes.

>>26546764

You pay 40% on the $1500. Technically the $1500 is what counts as your return. Buckle up.

>>26545291
Imagine being so mad and delusional it's muh Drumpf's fault. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>26546764
Yes, unless it's in your IRA. Also short term taxes are like your regular income so unless you're a surgeon or a C*lifornian, it's not 40%.

>>26546709
depending on how tomorrow goes, ill be holding these bad boys until friday, i see no reason for spy to not be green tomorrow.

>>26546821
go back or lurk moar faggot

>>26545390
>AAC Clyde space.
SEK... Svensk?

>>26544802
I mean who knows, but what makes you think that it would? It doesn't have many shorts, since it's basically at rock bottom anyway, so no short squeeze. Whenever I do see people post about it, the post gets very little attention, so I doubt you're gonna see a retail run on it.

Give one good reason why you think it's going to end up like GME?

>>26545518
I need a fucking FT subscription this is gold

>>26546559
pay your taxes.

>>26546725
Ngmi lol .

You know how I know most of you are NGMI? Because you all fucking flip out over 2-4% market corrections in one trading day on stocks that have mooned 100%+ in a month.

If you can't think in terms of 3+ months, AT LEAST, you really aren't trading, you're gambling. Might as well go hit the tables if you think this way.

>>26546531
>I’m actually less inclined to buy a spread since usually it goes up, and IV crush and crabbing will destroy you.

Spreads aren't good if the IV is too high. They work better for large cap stocks. The advantage of a spread is that you can benefit from leverage and theta and its price is cheaper compared to a simple long put/call.

>>26544854

>>26546827
>>26546859
>Not being a college student

>>26545218
Why would it be listed?

>>26546480
Theta gang ain't shit to GAMMA CRUSH GANG
move over small fry, we're gonna collectively cyberbully our ways to 7 figures

>>26546107
if digits

>>26545402
I'm convinced some autist saw BB making high volume moves, and then went "omg I guess all defunct 200x-era phone companies are about to moon!"

I have no idea why people are shilling NOK one bit.

>>26545424
PLTR short squeeze is over, but and while it has no real income right now, growth potential is huge. You might as well sell now if you are nervous, but I don't hold any PLTR and I think you'd be missing out on a healthy stock once they get established. Everyone here talks about GOING TO THE MOON on one bet, but the real dream is owning a security that gives you 20% steady returns+dividends yearly for 30+ years, and you sell when you retire.

>>26546626
I'm planning to do day trading as a career too, but I trade mostly on technicals and not on news. I also swing trade, but it's with a smaller account.

>>26545505
This. I have no idea why anyone is touching weed stocks ffs. If you want to make money on weed, you had to have been in a state pre-legalization (medical or retail), and had large amounts of capital to invest in your own licensed grow op or dispensary. If you didn't, it's probably too late to make money on weed. It is gonna be a long time before you see a publicly traded, national weed company that is making big moves, and by then that company will probably have big players like Philip Morris or even booze companies who've pivoted into that market.

>>26546048
>"Fuck you, I've got mine."
Cheers on your retirement.