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HAPPENING
SEC LAUNCHES INVESTIGATION INTO REDDIT SHILLING GME

FUCK REDDIT! YOU DESERVE IT, FAGGOTS!

>> No.26541090

Both you and reddit are gay

>> No.26541098

>>26541023
Great. It'll be like r/the_dahnal all over again except this time it will be the wallstreetbets bugmen. /pol/ never recovered you know

>> No.26541328

>>26541023
Jews mad

>> No.26541346
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>>26541098
REDDIT NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

>> No.26541371

4chan biz next, for shilling haircomb token

>> No.26541422

>>26541090
this

>> No.26541425

>no link
Wouldn’t surprise me though. Kikes don’t want the goyim in on their tactics.

>> No.26541432

>>26541023
this is the real reason why everything opening up.

They want us out of from behind our screens and wagies!! They will stop at nothing.

unrealized gains tax, investigating reddit, spying on 4chan.

buy signal

>> No.26541436

>>26541023
AHAHAHAHAHA
SEC must now seethe, cope, and dilate.
>hedge funds utilize their massive market influence to manipulate prices
>SEC: no problems here
>people pull a fast one on those faggots
>WE. Must. INVESTIGATE.

>> No.26541444
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>>26541023
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LOOK AT RHE MARKET DATA ASND LIQUIDATE MY SSHHORTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEC HELP MEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26541452

>>26541023
Post proof to laugh
>>26541346
Thanks doc

>> No.26541483

>>26541371
Excuse me, but this is 4channel. Also it's /biz/. Fuck off

>> No.26541543

>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST LIQUIDATE MY SHORT BY BUYING UP THE STOCK UP SHORTING!

>> No.26541640

>>26541023
haha, fuck you redditors for making me buy this pajeet stock at $100, FUCK YOU!

>> No.26541674

>>26541640
bro you seen the pump and dumps in crypto. you think this doesnt happen with other assets?

>> No.26541675

Too bad they could pool their millions and buy world lass lawyers

>> No.26541681

>>26541346
Thanks, doc.

>> No.26541752

>>26541098
if /biz/ can harness the power of WSB that got the SEC to investigate them it would become the most powerful board on this website

>> No.26541901

>>26541023
Big if true

>> No.26541938

>>26541674
Well, I was gonna cash out with the first pump but that never happened, lol

>> No.26541939

post a source you immense faggot

>> No.26542000

>>26541023
B A S E D S E C

>> No.26542047

>>26541752
This but unironically. They might take a while to fit in but imagine 2MM users all redirected here? We'd definitely have more power in the real world

>> No.26542086

>no link
>no source
>no citation
sure think op lol

>> No.26542119

thought I'd typed in /pol/ for a second there

>> No.26542125

>>26541023

yall pump shitcoins on here, you shouldnt even be talking

>> No.26542176

I, for one, welcome plibbitors into our ranks
They'll fall for the pajeet scams and make for some interesting pnds for the rest of us

>> No.26542328

activist shorts crying about retail gangung up on them is hilarious.

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fuck the lizards

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>>26541023
>source: IT'S HAPPENING
>translation: picrel

>> No.26543215

>>26542883
source: op's ass hole

>> No.26543383
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>>26541752
>>26542047
I don't want them here.
>>26542000
checked

>> No.26543690

>>26543383
It doesn't matter they'll naturally gravitate here, their stupid motto is they're the subreddit of 4chan if 4chan had a bloomberg terminal.

>> No.26543748

>>26543690
>they're the subreddit of 4chan if 4chan had a bloomberg terminal
is this really a thing they say desu?

>> No.26543830

>>26543748
They call eachother retards a lot I noticed
Now its not the n word but its a staaaaht

>> No.26543843

>>26541023
Source?
if you don't provide a source you confirm that you want to fuck your mother in her ass

>> No.26543895
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26543895

When will SEC investigate the naked shorts?

>> No.26543942

>there are people here RIGHT NOW who unironically believe the SEC would investigate reddit for spamming GME

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>>26541023
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JEWS GOT LIQUIDATED BY LEDDIT TRANNIES AND ARE OUT FOR BLOOD

>> No.26544256

>>26543895
Man that looks so good right now. I've never had a deep dish like that.
Where can I acquire one? Little Caesar's Pizza?

>> No.26544328

>>26541023
>he doesn't want people to win against the jews

>> No.26544422

>>26541640
Im still holding because i think its still going up

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>>26541640
Just hold bro, it dipped really low with Volkswagon back in the day too, the shortsellers are doubling down, it is a game of chicken just hold out. They have far more to lose.

>> No.26544518

>>26543895
Never. The SEC is proud of America's ability to nakedly short and celebrates it every chance they get. Reportedly it actually makes a lot of the SEC investigators erect when they think about naked shorts fucking longs. It's a bit gay all told.

>> No.26545034

>>26541023
Source or I'm calling bullshit

>> No.26545119

>>26542176
Yeah it’d be better if that money flowed into crypto instead of random stocks

>> No.26545224

No source

Op is a faggot

>> No.26545230

>>26543748
Thats the tagline at the top of the sub. What fucking larpers.

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>>26541023
A bunch of wallstreetbets fags coming here from reddit would change /biz/ forever just like it did to /pol/ so I hope they don't get banned and stay there

>> No.26545983

>>26545617
Unfortunately 4chan doesn’t allow emojis

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>>26541023
>mfw 4channel may or may not have started this

>> No.26546123

>>26541023
lmao what timeline is this

>> No.26546180

>>26541444
Kek

>> No.26546362

>>26546123
The meme one

>> No.26546613

Hey guys.

I found this sub from Reddit. I’m loling nonstop from the memes.

Just registered to let you know and hope to start contributing some memes of my own soon!

>> No.26546820

>>26546613
How do I upvote this post?

>> No.26546832

>>26546613
OMG Welcome!! Hope you enjoy your stay at the 4channel all inclusive retreat.

>> No.26546935

>>26541023
What happened to that guy that had call options 4 months ago? Did he sell or does he still have them?

>> No.26547066

>>26546820

I haven’t found a way. Maybe you have to have four chan gold or a certain karma level first?

>> No.26547331

>>26547066
Hey my dude heads up, your email is displaying for us premium gold members, might want to toggle that in the privacy settings.

>> No.26547699

>>26543748
It used to actually be like that in 2016.

>> No.26547993

>>26541346
Thanks doc