/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26525499
Just once I wanted to see shit posting crash the market

what the fuck is that yahoo finance

i made $42
not touching this stock ever again

>>26525499
buy the dip faggots and hodl. Stop being a pussy

>>26526643
I made 2k
Yaaaaayyy

>>26525499
What exchange is this coin on? Binance?

>>26526703

Clap clap clap!

LMAO stock cucks BTFO
Now you know why crypto is better

>laughing despite it being shilled on this very board since september for as low as $6 with this price guaranteed the entire time

>>26526751
uniswap

>>26526882
I bought 40 of them at 17$ , i wish i had bought more but im am unemployed.
Atleast now i have more savings to keep going on.

I sold some of my shares and made enough so that even if the ones I kept crash to zero, which it probably will, I still made a profit.

>>26526703
grats fren

>>26527037

Its the little victories that keep us going anon.

>>26526649
Why should I buy now? The short squeeze is over. Now comes the time to take profits. Who would buy now. If reddit was smart they'd all switch to short positions and sell

>>26526898
>>26526751
unironically soon enough stocks will be tradeable on DeFi, by soon I mean years but yeah

DeFi degenerates are looking like the paragons of fundamentals right now

>>26527285
it's not over though. they're banking on us to panic and sell. just hodl and you will be rewarded

>>26527285
its flooded by people who never traded before, most of oldfags on wsb know how to position accordingly. The sentiment rn is being pushed by normies and karma, they will learn lessons faster the hard way

Instead of laughing buy puts and laugh to the bank

>>26527285
The short squeeze hasn't even really begun.

Hahahahahahahahaha

I shorted at $140, im up 50%, enough to buy a car lmao

>>26527638
Then why did the price explode

>>26527640
You were at $1mil+ just a few days ago. Have you cashed in on some of your profits? I can't possibly imagine losing $200k for the sake of memeing.

There were kids investing their parent's retirement funds at $100+. LMAO

>>26525499
Just put a limit buy at 65 bucks. If it drops that low and I buy I'm holding until 150 before selling.

>>26525499
ngl wsb did better than biz in terms of showing power. you should bow down and respect them faggot

>>26526882
A lot of things get shilled here and you miss a lot of them. That's what happens. But there is no shortage of opportunities if you keep your eyes open and do your research. However the shilling since friday on gme has been so annoying, and stupid that I'm truly taking enjoyment in watching people who bought recently get rekt.

>>26526649
>buy the dip faggots and hodl
This doesn't apply to companies that are primarily brick and mortar and have almost gone bankrupt.

>>26527853
If it closes below $65 the squeeze won't happen, you'd be buying in before the collapse.

>>26527522
It's a good strategy. Tell the normie newfags "HOLD AT ALL COSTS! DON'T SELL! BUY MORE STOCK!" while the smart ones are taking profits on the way up and down. Meme investing is great because you get the stupid masses to hold for you.

>>26527853
actual retard

FUDders gonna FUD

bet you said the same shit last week.

>>26527741
gamma squeeze

>>26525499
Some dude on wsb turned 50k into 10 million. Hope his ass cashed out

>>26527853
are you fucking retarded?

>>26527919
wsb lost more money on this than biz though.

>>26527967
its not primarily brick and mortar these days though

https://www.retaildive.com/news/gamestops-e-commerce-sales-rose-519-amid-closures/579303/

>>26527741
bubble

>>26528242
Nope, he's still holding.

>>26528357
Jesus fuck.

>>26528245
did they though? Also it doesnt really matter, if you were on wsb you would know to be there before the masses. The only people who lost money on this where the retards coming in late

>>26525499
Stonks aren't taken seriously by real investors; they're far too volatile.

>>26525499
i find it more sad really and it shows the superiority of our model over reddits tho

the original redditor on this thing made 11 mil or something
then using the system of karma and epersonality to trick all the midwits on reddit to follow the trade and pump him higher while they will be left bagholding
its much worse than the pajeet scamming here at least that gets insulted down, on reddit this behaviour is encouraged

someone should also start asking question when the market manipulation lawsuites are coming, i would never have posted any identifying info on such a trade online and considering the amount of sec fud crypto gets, what do you think this is
they pissed of some major wallstreet firms with this and they don't fuck about with the regulations revolving door

>>26528242
How are you going to cash out 10 million? You'd completely destroy the value of the stock by dumping that much and your 10 million would turn into 1 million (if that) before you even managed to liquidate half your stocks.

>>26529198
that guy didn't market buy shares he had call options
and yes the other party to those options are contract bound to pay out the 11 mil in an instant from where ever the fuck they have to find it

>>26529363
Interdesting....

>>26529065
Downvoting in general leads to suppression of opposing views. Going off of Reddit you'd think that no Americans voted for Trump for example. WSB isn't bad though if you just want to follow their pumps, but in general fuck the reddit echo chamber. People are too scared to even say something disagreeable in case they lose their magical internet points. The front page of reddit is probably the most cancerous thing I have ever seen on the internet

>>26529578
>WSB isn't bad though
from what i remember of the past year the big rollers wanted to make their own exclusionary subreddit to coordinate and dump on the masses of wsb
but as i can't stand navigating the reddit interface i rely mostly on what gets reposted here so if anyone has any updates on that

Hahahahhahahahahahaha

>>26529578
I stumbled across a post earlier about rape by some bitch and I literally just copied a paragraph from the article she linked and posted it as a comment, didn't add a single word. Instantly banned. What the article said was retarded, simply reading what these people think back to them triggers them.

Tons of articles on the normiesphere saying its a short squeeze no one bothers reading what that is and FOMOS at the TOP

Like always buy high sell low

ok i'm in australia so buying stock is nigh impossible
what would be my best bet for call options?

>>26525499
anyone who shilled for that shiddit shithole deserves to be banned.

>>26525499
Imagine a market where every single coin is a premined scam with a team waiting to dump on you. That's jewish stock markets since the fucking east india company.

>>26527303

>>26530621
ASX

>>26525499
I just realized the volatility I experience every single day makes stock boomers lose their god damn minds. Are they really this soft? Are these really the people we're supposed to look up to regarding investments? I don't have words for how profoundly sad this state of affairs is.