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26508111 No.26508111 [Reply] [Original]

Why is there so much shit when I go to wipe my ass? Seems like an unending supply of poop, I often have skid marks on my underwear.

>> No.26508147
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26508147

Have you tried shaving the hair around the poo hole?

>> No.26508149

>>26508111
>he hasnt taken the bidet pill
Anon i...

>> No.26508304
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>>26508147
Yes, ended up cutting my asshole up really good, it only added blood to my poopy boxers.

>> No.26508530
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>>26508304
Try a nice firm scooping motion the first few wipes, with good pressure into the poo hole using one or two fingers. If you scoop directly from the poo hole, you should get the majority of the poo poo. Then you just need to polish the peripheral area, usually with short strokes applying even pressure.

>> No.26508553

Diet

>> No.26508570

>>26508111
Take the biden pill

>> No.26508606

>>26508530
Ah god. I just came but this is unpassupable

>> No.26508698

>>26508111
Use a bidet/clean your ass in the shower. You will never go back to paper only once you are used to wash your ass with water

>> No.26508823

stop eating fiber, you fucking monkey

>> No.26508845

put your feet up on a little stool or chest or something when shitting, it makes the final part of your intestine straight instead of crooked thus allowing you to shit better
also eat more fiber

>> No.26508891

>>26508823
>problems shitting
>stop eating fiber
is this what burgers really believe?

>> No.26508926
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26508926

>>26508530
IT'S NOT WORKING THERES STILL POOOOOP!!!!

>> No.26508961

>>26508111
Perhaps try a preventative measure? Spread you asscheeks more and eat foods which harden stool?

>> No.26508965

>>26508891
kek

>> No.26509094
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26509094

>>26508961
I'm too fat

>> No.26509330

>>26508111
Take a probiotic every day. Stop consuming artificial sweeteners. Eat more vegetables. Drink coffee. And put lotion on your butthole when you get out of the shower.

>> No.26509387

>>26508149
Bidets are for fags

>> No.26509392
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26509392

use toilet flushable wet wipes, unironically life changing
or take a shower after shitting and clean your shit in there

>> No.26509395

Get a bidet seat, OP!

I thought it was fucking stupid until I started using it.

My anus is forever clean!

>> No.26509505

>>26509330
WOAH touch your actual butthole to lotion it? Gay gay gay gay gay alert faggy faggy woo woo faggot faggot gay boy suck the penis gay
>>26509387
Ok