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>>26489448
>you cant just throw 80% of your life savings into a meme penny stock!

Has GME actually squeezed?

reminder, the SEC is monitoring this thread

buy oil companies

CRBP will fill the gap to $9. I will fill the gap over my prostate when that happens. Lol.

>>26489515
Not yet. Check SI.

I will not be buying GME tomorrow

EHang
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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

Frands, what are the best stocks / etfs / mutual funds for solid dividends?

Should I buy more AQB calls tommrow or pltr? I thought I should by after demo day but the hype is big right now I think.

>>26489520
Better than the AF on /r9k/ having to endure tranny porn and femanon posts

Someone help me understand iv better when talking options. I understand the concept but the correlation of percentage of iv towards a given stock I don't get

>>26489551
EHang? More like Chang

>>26489515
I hope not i want more put contracts.

>>26489515
no, last week was all gamma.
short interest is still skyhigh as institutional bears offload their bags to retail bears

>>26489520
The SEC tongues my anus

So BB or bust?

White women black babies

>>26489520
Tell them the Russian hacker that I’m friends with is watching tmTHEM

>>26489581
>browsing /r9k/ after 2008
why

>>26489585
is he ok?

>>26489626
I THOUFHT TR IR BBBY

Should I buy 2.50 atos April calls tmrw?

>>26489626
Yes. BB or bust next week, then BBBY.

>>26489526
Based prolapse anus CRBP bro

>>26489633
Sorry, my sister got on my 4chan account again.

>>26489579
I sold that shit for a 30% profit on a spike and it keeps goin up. You think there’ll be a good red day again to get back in?

BFARF

>>26489645
Diversify your threads, It's interesting to go there every once in a while

>>26489585
EHang prevents that from happening though lol.

>>26489515
Probably not. People have been talking about GME all weekend, I suspect it'll have a good spike in the morning. No telling what's going to happen with it this week though.

>>26489448
anyone else ready for BB to moon this week?

>>26489685
No worries bro, last night I bond burger, too.

>>26489520
Hey SEC fuck you! Kike bankers get to literally annihilated the economy in 2008 with illegal financial instruments built on fraud and got away unscathed but people sharing PUBLICALLY AVAILABLE information is worthy of an investigation? You're fucking scum, eat shit.

>>26489626
BB is the safe play. TR if you’re feeling spicy

>the lost 3% net worth to minutely inflation in the time it took to write this post

>>26489633
One drop of white blood makes someone a devil. Any babies produced by white “females” will be demons

>>26489633
White women race mix less than white men.
Stop watching porn. Pornstars are liars, waifus are exactly what they’re drawn to be.

>>26489515
No. Last week was all margin calls, gamma, and expiring puts. The squeeze is still before us.

LCTX
MNKD
ADXS

>>26489626
GME spikes then drops off, causing paperhands to flood to BB

>>26489745
>waifus are exactly what they’re drawn to be
Not real?

>>26489702
I JUST WANNA TALK BUDDY I JUST WANNA HAVE A LITTLE CHAT BUDDY

Ok boys! Dems are denying us a stimulus check behind the facade of needing to impeach the orange man before helping the needy. How we make money from this? Whats the play?

>>26489713
I, for one, can't wait until we get videos of drones crashing into crowds of bugs in a fiery fashion.

>made some pineapple habanero jam to sell to old ladies at festivals today.

>>26489702
>Barf

>>26489768
Given current sexdoll and hologram tech you’re more likely to fuck a waifu in your lifetime than a porn star.

>>26489702
JUST A LITTLE CHAT BFARF SHILL, JUST A FRIENDLY TALK BETWEEN BUDDIES

Okay my 4chan bros. We need to target TR (Tootise Roll) to trigger the next squeeze. Cmon my brothers!

>>26489789
Buy NIKE and Microsoft before March when supposedly Biden will be giving Bidenbux

>>26489826
i don't even need to say where you have to go

>GME Chads making the holocaust real
>I bought CRBP bags to hold and sit around with diaper and anal prolapse fetishists
Every time I get fucked.

>>26489584
IV is basically supply and demand. Lots of people want to buy options = price goes up. Why would lots of people want to buy options? They're expecting a big move.

>>26489812
>just need to buy a real bitch some dinner and get her drunk to fuck her
>have to shell out thousands of dollars for top of the line hologram and sexdoll
I'm not seeing it, bruv.

>>26489790
Damn anon, that does look yummy! Well done!

>>26489515
>they don't know

hehehe clueless zoomers, sell your bags instead of waiting another month you ADHD tards

>>26489826
You were supposed to convince /biz/ and wsb before going to stocktwitz. If stocktwitz goes in first, you know it's shit

CCIV is gonna dump tomorrow isn't it

>mother calls me every week and asks if I've got a job yet
>tell her no
>don't want to tell her I make more money a month off stocks than she makes in a year of working 60 hours a week for minimum wage because I'm afraid it would crush her spirit
I thought being rich was supposed to make life easier?

Remember that its okay to make jokes and play pretend,, but real racism, sexism, homophobia and transphobia is wrong and has no place in these threads.

>>26489853
CRBP is primed to take off and I'm going to roll my gainz into BBBY next

>>26489845
Bro! The next short squeeze is TR. Super high short float. Okay. We can all assemble and work together like Avengers Endgame the final fight where we all collectivize our capital and squeeze TR to infinity! To the fucking moon brothers!

>>26489855
So it doesn't correlate to the underlying stocks daily movement but more supply and demand of the underlying option contract?

>>26489915
N

>>26489520
B1G and ACC also monitoring

Reminder that (((they))) don't like it when the goyim start making too much money

GME will probably be the last gamma squeeze we see before the SEC steps in and starts regulating option buying (to "protect" retail traders of course, institutions are exempt)

>>26489928
I

>>26489928
I

protect transwomen

>>26489664
Why April I thought the play was Feb

>>26489948
G

>>26489527
GTE.
T.UUUU guy from previous.

>>26489928
NIGGER

>>26489952
G

>>26489700
I really hope so but I am not sure, I feel like it's just waiting to gap up a few dollars or so on some good news. The company is ready to go proven the concept of AquaAdvatage salmon, then they can sell their eggs to other fisheries, or expand their operation. The only downside is they might not be profitable for awhile 1+ years

“Don’t put all your eggs in one basket” is all wrong.I tell you“put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket.”Look round you and take notice; men who do that do not often fail. It is easy to watch and carry the one basket. It is trying to carry too many baskets that breaks most eggs in this country."
- Andrew Carnegie

Based or cringe?

>>26489915
As a Redditor, a black man, and a single mother, I agree.

>>26489924
okay now i know you're shitposting

i'm buying TR regardless

>>26489513
Tossed 100% into gevo at 5 dollars a share. Come at me faggot

>>26489957
Thats a man

>>26489853
Yeah. You're right. Babies are gonna cum next week harder than anyone else.

>>26489900
Just let her know you care for her bro, every mother's worst fear is becoming a burden for her children.

>>26489965
G

>>26490002
i'm thinking based

>>26490002
>donated all of his money to charities instead of leaving it to his oldest son
>didn't even have a son, only had a daughter
giga cringe

If everything is red tomorrow what buy?
If everything is green tomorrow what buy?

>>26490002
Very based. Insight+intuition beats intuition alone every time

>>26489963
Wel feb doesn't have 2.50 calls and why wouldn't later calls work out? Whats the play btw i know nothing about this stock. I was just going to buy it because someone told me and the graph looks nice.

>>26489927
Normal volatility would be priced in to IV, but if there are news or earnings coming up that could move it even more that would also be priced into IV.

>>26489527
suncor

>>26490002

Putting all your money in one basket I believe is a bad idea.

>>26490027
>Just let her know you care for her bro
But I don't care for her, I only feel contempt and pity for her. She literally has $100k of credit card debt because she doesn't know how to handle money and after she divorced my father she kept spending money like she was still married to him despite having to work minimum wage because she's too incompetent socially and intellectually to get a good job, despite having a masters degree. She's pathetic.

>>26490061
>If everything is red tomorrow what buy?
TR
>If everything is green tomorrow what buy?
TR

>>26489963
Nah he's right I'm prolly gonna get ATOS april calls tomorrow I want some extra theta so i can bank on Fauci fellating us down the line as well along with Biden admin

>>26490026
JO crystal CHARGED
Diaper WORN
Anus PROLAPSED
Yep, it's CRBP time

>>26490061
There's never a day where everything is green or red. When most stocks are green buy the reddest stocks. When most stocks are red buy the reddest stocks. Always buy low. Never selling.

>>26489542
ill throw in a grand just on FOMO

gme is gonna squeeze but it's already at $65. even if it goes to 130+ that's only 2x and you could do way better than that on the right penny. don't fomo in, if you missed it when it was cheap you gotta move on

>>26490144
Crunchy Rajeet's Baby Pads
>rocket emoji

>>26490144
I have my diaper laid out on my bed for tomorrow morning when I buy $12,000 worth of ATOS April calls

>>26490120
im out of loop with tr
pnd?

How are you guys feeling about Vale mining?

>>26489900
Anon.. she's your mother, she's asking you that because she wants you to have a good life and not be a depressed slob that lives on welfare. Telling her you make money will probably make her sleep better at night

>>26490002
Everyone knows that's based. The "be as diversified as possible to reduce as much risk as possible"-meme only applies to people that have /madeit/

>>26490228
shithole favela militia is going to take it over and drive the stock to zero after turning all the miners into tranny prostitutes exit all ur VALE positions NOW

>>26489900
How did you get such a huge account if you're not from a wealthy family

>>26490195

I wanna FOMO in with $25K. Holy shit it’s getting really close to squeezing

>>26489826
I'm not buying your TRanny bag
>>26490116
That sounds horrible. I hope the farmer doesn't have to experience this

>>26490195
The difference is that I don't have to do any research for GME. It's so blatant about what it's going to do that it's a sure bet.
I can spend that time looking through shit pennys and still make nice gains on this.

investopedia said options trading is LESS risky than buying stocks? I don't know how options work what the fuck even right now??

>>26490228
Got a fine reduction from 11b to 2b, Im thinking its gonna do real well

>>26490255
My father is wealthy, my mother isn't. She didn't get anything in the divorce because my father has a good lawyer and she's the one who filed for divorce without a good reason.

>>26489790
Based jam bro
Where can I buy

I want to take a picture from the Chewys warehouse with a hand drawn picture of coomcat to harvest some (you's). Will it be worth it? Will anyone care? Will I lose my job?

>>26490225
they're expanding into EV

>>26490267
So everyone’s going to by gme tmmrw ?

>>26489900
Also, help her out anon!! if that was my mom and I was in your position I would want her to be happy, she obviously cares about you and she took care of you so you need to return the favor.

>>26490236
Yeah, moms just want to know that their kids are ok and they love them.

My instincts have been honed through 20,000 years of evolutionary pressure upon my ancestors
And my instincts are telling me to commit tax fraud

>>26490228
bolsonaro = bad

>>26489790
I want this with some crackers and charcuterie. Fuck me. Ugh. Im gonna cum. Baby gonna cum. Baby want some spicy habañero jam.

>interview for job tmw
>with 50-60hr weeks I could pull ~60k/yr
God grant me strength!

>>26489900
Well your mom probably thinks your sucking dick to survive or something, tell her ffs you dumb faggot.

>>26490333
What about that business you started anon? That small business hit by covid and barely makes enough to be taxed?

>>26489527
Is it true American oil stocks will dip under Biden? Or will they moon due to him making it artificially expensive? I put a quarter of my portfolio in GUSH at the lowest point of the pandemic, anticipating the recovery.

>>26490286
it can be less risky with something like a collar or a vertical spread. deep OTM options or naked options are extremely risky

>>26490085
Weird I got 2/19 2.5c on Friday also because someone said something about a nasal spray convention next week idk

I started trading 3 weeks ago. Have turned 1k into 1.5k and my gf still says "ugh why don't you just put it into your retirement account? You could lose it all." It's akshually kinda cool that the stock market is inherently averse to female involvement

>>26490300
I'm just licensed to sell in the state of Georgia. I'll be at the Braselton Antique and Artisan Festival with some jams and shit for Georgia bros.
>yes there's free samples because I know you guys are all jews.

>>26490315
Yes, GME has been the whole news cycle over the weekend, there's going to be a ton of people flocking in hoping to get a taste of gains. First thing tomorrow is going to spike. Nobody actually knows how high it will go before it craters.

>>26490195
if my average cost is under $20 do I buy more shares now or just hold what I have and wait for the big pop. I'm tempted to drop another $1k down on it in the morning but I'm scared of fucking my average cost and bumping it up to like $40-50 range

>>26490333
But you have to pay your fair share so chimps can get gibs and steal library books.

>>26490381
i think big companies might do well but small companies might do badly

>>26490002
This dude lived in a time without regulation and without ease of access to the stock market. Shit was so different back then and easy to manipulate.

>>26490393
Women are getting into Bitcoin right now, they're always behind

>>26489520
Everything I buy is for entertainment purposes only.

>>26490353
“Man is the creature who does not know what to desire, and he turns to others in order to make up his mind. We desire what others desire because we imitate their desires.”

>>26490228
God I wish VALE and CLF did something haha, gosh please don't let all my calls expire worthless haha, I don't need GME haha

>>26490216
Shill me on ATOS.

>>26490360
What's wrong with sucking dick to survive?

>>26489542
ok kike

>>26490381
Oil stocks will most likely initially boom, as demand returns but exploration has been halted in some key areas, choking supply. By the end of his term they'll likely be going down though. I suspect that oil stocks will be in a full process of transitioning out of oil by the middle of the decade, and a lot of them are already starting to do so. For the next couple of years at least though they'll still by very tied to the price of oil, which will almost certainly go up in the coming months.

>>26490482
It's gay

>>26490463
CLF is guranteed to go to at least $30 but it wont happen for several months.

>>26490295
You should help her out financially

How can there be over 2k volume on the 1/29 GME 75c strike? That didn’t exist last week. Is that just people queuing orders?
>source: yahoo finance

Bernie says that congress will use rare reconciliation rule to get the covid package (aka 3rd check bill) passed in congress without republicans being able to stop it.. Hey I don't care. Republicans used the same rule to pass shit before when trump was in charge. Bring on the free money (2800 cause I'm married).

>>26490002
based, all into $PLTR tomorrow at market open

>>26489900
>>26490055
>>26490116
>>26490295
Dear god you literally sound like the most miserable faggot alive.

>>26489526
I'm gonna yolo all I got into it just for you bro.

>>26490393
Don't talk to your girlfriend about your investments. Just vaguely tell them but never tell them exactly whats going on.

She's not completely wrong though. Those are some nice gains but options are a good way to loose them. The only reason im playing with the idea of gambling with options is because I have about 1k to spare that worse case won't make a difference if I lose. But If I could turn it into 3-4k, would be nice.

Remember, linf holding stocks are the best and dumping more money in a never selling is also the best.

>>26490451
I just want to make enough so I can NEET it up off my weekly gains

>>26490493
you have no idea what you're talking about lmao

>>26490512
>Tankers will do something just give it time
I just don't want us ending up like Tankers last year

>>26490489
snek

>>26490333

Generate paper trail, go to a goodwill etc. Diversify your approach, good luck.

>futurinoes

>>26489915
Not afraid of trannies. Just don’t like em. Sinple as

>>26490002
"Concentration builds wealth, diversification maintains it."
~Some guy, probably.
But it do be like that. I like to sell off diversified assets for gains when I feel like putting more eggs in fewer baskets. It is a legitimate strategy.

>>26490489
snek

Dang you guys heard India?

>>26490115
(((They))j fear the indoor apartment duck farmer

>>26490416
It's not even male pattern baldness, it's fish pattern baldness

Who else oil chad here?
Just took a bath while rubbing my body with coconut oil body lotion and now my skin is smooth as a babies.
All in BBBY btw.

I'm on Team Bingo!

>>26490493
I'm up 40% in GUSH but I was up 57% before Biden closed the keystone pipeline. He just banned drilling on federal land last week so I'm expecting it to dip further. Wondering if I should get out asap.

>>26490328
>>26490514
I would be wasting my money, it would be like giving money to a homeless bum. She'd just waste it. I don't like wasting money.
>>26490551
Yes I hate life.

>lean hogs up 12%
who /lean/ here?

>>26489812
>more likely to fuck a waifu in your lifetime than a porn star.
Many porn stars sell themselves as escorts.
For a thousand or two you could probably fuck a "porn star" tomorrow night.

>>26490251
The mine they have in Canada is the one that will provide nickel to Tesla. Are there even militias in Brazil like that?

>>26490416
How the fuck did this creature from Abe's Odyssey ever get to hold office, let alone leave the house????

Shame on you burgers

>>26490688
another oil brainlet here

>>26490055
>saying he's cringe because he didn't have a son
Based and redpilled.

>>26490116
Ghost her and stop worrying about her. Just because she squeezed you out of her cunt doesn’t mean you owe her anything. It sucks but she sounds like a black hole of money and concern.

A whole lot of retail investors are going to lose their tendies over the next week. Once a couple companies start reporting bad earning, down goes the gme ship

>>26490706
>Abe's Odyssey
Holy fucking kek

>>26490694
>sneeder cattle

Bro

>>26490580
Yeah but tankerfags were better on oil tankers being used as storage for unbought oil on an unprecedented scale due to a black swan event while CLFtranny is merely betting on the predictable steel cycle.

Tranny shill is samefagging himself to have a convo ago.

>>26489527
got 10K in RIG, I agree with buy oil anon
they're going to DEMOLISH earnings and the calls are sooooo cheap

>>26490694
Fomerly chucker cattle.

>>26490706
Chiraq is literally a hellhole full of self-loathing liberals and negros. Historically the most corrupt city in the U.S.

>>26490737
lmao bro everyones been at home spending money cause they're bored, its going to BOOM

>t. bought two iphones last Q

>>26490267
It's not a sure bet. There's actually a massive amount of risk involved. When it drops off a cliff mostly retailers are going to suffer. And that retailer could be you.

>>26490415
Don’t get greedy.

>>26490568
>>26490711
Care to explain how a rise in demand and smaller supply isn't going to cause oil prices and thus oil-related stocks to go up in the near-term, even though they're likely fucked in the long-term?

Buy GSX. Thank me later.

>>26490867
why is oil fucked in the long term?

what is a good invest for a poorest of the poorfags?
I got a few in BB, a dozen or so in AMC and about a half in GME
set a buy order for 15 EXPR but unsure if its a good idea to stick with it

How big does your trading account have to be until you are no longer a "retail investor"?

I have $288. BB or GME in the morning? Already have 20 GME.

>>26490870
I'm more of a Kawasaki guy myself.

Does this mean I should buy some SLQT puts

>>26490889
When your positions are so large you have to submit a form to the SEC for all your moves

>>26490889
when you get the letter
whales know the one

>>26490889
~3.50

>>26490900
GME, im throwing in money just to spite jew bankers, idgaf if i lose it all

>you will never go to college at university of Miami in the 80s
>will never be as chad as your dad

Damn. Stocks for this feel.

>>26490809
The only risk involved is when it drops, just don't be the last one in the room to turn the lights off. Keep your sell limits updated and you're fine.
>>26490835
"Be greedy when others are fearful." - Some guy

>>26490900
BB
speculations of 50 eow but dont believe it, it will go up but idk about 50

>>26490886
>dozen or so in AMC
Get more AMC

CEO of NIO here

you would be wise to invest in my company tomorrow

>>26490886
>a dozen or so in AMC
Be prepared for these to go to zero. AMC's stock is arguably overvalued even at zero dollars a share and I am not convinced the dead cat bounce will go very high.

>>26490879
General transition of the economy away from oil seems inevitable on a longer time scale. Not that it's going to just stop being used in industrial applications, but its overall demand is going to fall pretty hard eventually. We're not really near that point yet though, so oil seems primed to go up in the more immediate future. Granted I think a lot of the bigger oil companies are going to diversify their holdings a lot so that they don't just disappear, but it's not going to be great for their stock prices while they're in the process of changing over.

>>26490393
My wife gets wet when she sees all my green stocks and gives me big titty hugs when I beat daily inflation and then lets me put my daily inflation in her vagina. Get a better girlfriend.

>>26490979
its anothe rreddit mod coordinated stock pump, the next one after GME

>>26490742
I'm losing my fucking mind

Sneeder Cattle

We live in a simulation

>>26490562
Yeah my robinhood account isn't going to bankrupt me. I own a house and am a wagie with a 401k. But I've neglected stocks my entire life because my dad grew up dirt poor and never trusted the market even after he made it and retired - he still barely trusts debit cards... It's stupid to not be involved in such a lucrative opportunity, and after being in it for a short time, I've realized 50% DCA'ing into ETFs and 50% options is the best choice with money that would normally be spent on restaurants and Legos

i think the big moves for earnings are baba and gold
wdyt?

>>26490711
Please inform me, anon. Im actually bullish on oil due to the recovery, but I have recently embraced the philosophy that public perception of the unwashed masses affects the market more than proper DD.

>>26490886
If you're trying to swing trade this week.
LEAF
SOHU
MRNS
GSX
LEN

>>26490692
So invest it for her or teach her personal finance.

>>26490968
>>26490979
conflicting points, I'm currently 21% up on AMC and am kinda just wanting to see where it goes
it's the EXPR I'm worried about, should I keep the buy order going or should I cancel and get more into BB?

>>26490992
despite what some rich kids think, we will be burning oil well into the next century....no one in the developing world is going to be able to wait to afford new forms of energy, they're not going to tell their kids to wait another 20 years in poverty until they can afford solar panels lol

until someone can create a battery that can power heavy machinery i wouldn't hold my breathe, even then people will need oil to build out the new "green" infastructure

oil till i die, long suncor

Is office space the quintessential wagie movie?

>>26490992

Until battery technology is improved substantially, much like the 'we're going to run out of oil' boomers of last decade. Most people do not realize that their power is coming from natural gas and peak power consumption is covered by natural gas.

Crude is going to be here till the wheels fall off, we implode as a species or become multi-planet and we will still find uses for crude.

The one thing that will change is what's backing the planetary economy, that could change. The underlying fundamentals. We will always find uses for oil.

>>26491031
invest in suncor, keystone XL cancelling is the gretest thing to happen to america, china, oil investors and basically everyone but the mid west front line worker lmao

FUCK BABY IVE NEVER FELT SO FUCKING HIGH ON OIL IN MY LIFE SUNCOR

>>26491003
It's not gonna happen. GME and AMC are fundamentally different when it comes to forces at play

>>26491041
Get more AMC bro it’s the next epic reddit squeeze dude movie tickets will be more valuable than concert tickets

>>26491067
Idk but it’s a good fuckin movie

yeah, it was called feeder cattle in the other timeline

>>26491089
dont they both just have a huge short position against them and reddit WSB trust fund kids have enough money to make markets sweat

Is canceling keystone xl good if I have major positions in plug and icln

>>26491076
A terrifyingly large number of people don’t know where plastic comes from.

>>26490967
>50 eow
Speculation by who?

>>26490994
She'll fuckin learn when she starts looking at how pricey diamond rings are, or when her name is on our mortgage, or when we get estimates on a new master bathroom. Her financial knowledge is limited to a fucking paycheck/bills budgeting app on her phone

>>26491130
This dude asking the real questions. Also why ICLN and not QCLN?

>>26490770
Strikes/dates?

>>26491123
AMC isn't reconfiguring their entire business model

>>26491015
Based anon. You'll make it. Just keep it up. Be careful with options, my gains this year are from stocks I haven't touched options once.

>>26491123
They have huge short positions yes but AMC also has a huge deficit (half a billion dollars) they need to cover just to stay open. Unlike GME any major pump in AMC's stock will just get crushed with stock releases because they desperately need the money.

>>26490556
Hi. What are your positions.

>>26491134
It comes from the store, the same store my groceries come from

>>26490286
Only on a theoretical basis, since you buy 100 shares for the price of just a handful. Thus your losses are greatly limited if the stock goes to 0 yet you retain the same upside approximately. In practice that's not at all how it works.

>>26490978
Fuck yeah bro

>>26490994
>tfw no greenline go up GF
Kill me, please

>>26491146
I'm a turd and see qcln seeing three times the price. I know....

>>26491134
Indeed, tell the audience where it comes from *hands mic*

>>26491058
>>26491076
Yeah that's actually fair enough, I mentioned industrial applications for a reason. Plastics obviously aren't going anywhere any time soon, kek, and even if they do get bio plastics down the stuff they make from petroleum has way better applications in an industrial setting. Still bearish long-term because cutting the oil out of cars is going to drive demand down a lot, but I was definitely going too far with saying that it's just fucked.

>>26491143
> my wife didn’t want diamonds because “it’s a jew racket” and 80% of our wedding budget was for pies and steak
I genuinely feel bad listening to other people bitch about women because I know they’re telling the truth and I don’t deserve to be this lucky

>>26490198
>Crunchy Rajeet's Baby Pads
Lol.

>>26490393
I invest together with my gf. Treat it like margin

>>26491134

The great irony is we haven't developed a biodegradable equivalent to lessen our use of plastics so liberals are trying to change convenience behavior to make it work. Metal straws and cotton bags for everyone.

We fabricate so much from oil that you couldn't build a space shuttle/rocket without it. At least not right now.

If we managed to build a sky hook, then we could come up with a bunch of wacky designs since most planets don't have the atmosphere that we do.

>>26490478
>Shill me on ATOS.
ATOS should definitely hit $5-$6, and will likely hit old highs of $8-$10 this time around. Something big is brewing with it behind the scenes from what I gather. A run past $5 by mid Feb is very possible imo. The Jan 26th catalyst is a presentation for ATOS which could involve Dr. Fauci and some Biden admin-sponsored covid therapy via their nasal spray?

>>26491201
so AMC isn't likely gonna go much higher than what it's currently at?

>>26491041
AMC is fucked long term. I don't think it gets above $4 before it dips hard. You'll probably have to sell in a couple days.

I wouldn't buy EXPR. BB is a better alternative.

Where the fuck is that AUPH anon I got something for him.

>>26491275
> sky hook
? I thought that was the thing from batman to pick people up with planes catching balloons

>>26491266
>tfw no pie enthusiast GF
What ticker symbol for this feel?

>>26489782
>>26489820
>>26489702

How does one fuck up trading BFARF?

I have like 10% of my shit in crypto and even I know you just sell when btc is going down and buy when its going up.

Easiest stock to swing trade. You can even see crypto price fluctuations 24h a day.

>>26491331
Why, what happened to AUPH.

so you guys know a bit about stocks, but do you know squarepusher? heh, didn't think so.

GME isn't gonna keep going up right? i might unironically get suicidal if it goes beyond 75

>>26490941
you mean like when they send you that letter saying you have to register with the SEC because you traded more than 20 million in one month?

>>26491305
It COULD. We're in a clown market and I'm just as confident in AMC bouncing to $4 as I am in it crabing until AMC announces chapter 11 bankruptcy

>>26489448
Looking forward to FANG stocks this week.

>>26490702
There are some very dangerous favelas near rio (military fort-grade, weapons and all), but they don't usually raid mines. It's possible they would if they knew what was going on. Other than that, there aren't really any favelas with real firepower to actual scare security off, and they're too busy defending the favela to do excursions anyway. Beside, military police is ruthlessly efficient and would use the opportunity (either during the fevelados' raid or after using that as justification) to clean up and capture the whole favela, and the monkeys know it, so they are very unlikely to try.

>>26490694
>lumber
Daym, time to load up on NAIL.

>>26491039
Why? She's 60 years old. She'll be dead in 20 years or less. Opportunity cost, at this point I only talk to her on the phone occasionally out of pity, but I'm not willing to spend more than 30 minutes a month on her no matter how pitiful she may be, it would be a waste of time.

>>26491377
you don't have to get suicidal until the entire market crashes. Plenty of opportunity until then

>>26491363
Currently halted, projected to tank hard at premarket.

>>26491252
>>26491275

bro im fucking going to cum, industrial applications arent even the start of it....china lays 8000km of asphalt for highways a year LOL, the trans canada pipeline from AB to BC is going to get expanded, filled with suncor WCS juice and shipped to china and ASEAN and india to help their economic growth....america doesnt want to drill and drain its hydrocarbon reserves because it puts them in a strategic disadvantage if they entered a protracted war with china, the US will pay other countries to deplete their hydrocarbon reserves....canada will sell its dirty oil around the world, thank you JT

and all that oil that would have gone through keystone XL? its going to get shipped on trucks and trains, trains owned by berkshire hathaway lol....theyre going to do double decker oil train transporting and double their profit on a small cap investment, munger said all of this openly in 2019 and thats when i knew trump was going to lose...US oil independance comes from not burning its own oil but buying and wasting the reserves of other nations and thereby controlling the spending of foreign gov's as well


love you biden, long suncor

should i buy NAK, NAKD, or NOK

>>26491377
GME is baby gains
I made 20x on BNGO

>>26491362
The shill keeps pretending it's about to moon and hit the S&P and every other nonsense and that you should buy now because it'll never ever go lower than $4 ever again. He doesn't sell it as a swing stock, but as a breakout stock.

>>26491266
How do I obtain a loving wife? I'm fat and never go out anywhere besides for errands.

>>26491377
yes it is and you can just buy in premarket and join in for the squeeze

>>26490694
The fuck is sneed cattle

>>26491453
>he doesn't love his mom
gay

>>26491428
>and they're too busy defending the favela to do excursions anyway.
So is rio like real life rust?

>>26491453
My mom is 60 too, if I was making 30k a month I'd 100% help her out but the difference is I love my mom.

>>26491311
canceled the EXPR and put in for a few more BB
$4 was probably gonna be my sell target cause I've only just started so still learning

>Xiaomi
Also I'm excited as fuck about PLTR today this week.

>>26491491
All 3 then keep us updated on your gains/losses.

>>26491474
I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS AUPH WAS A PUMP AND DUMP LMAO NEVER TRUST A PDUFA APPROVAL

This is why you invest in pharma stocks at their price floor like CRBP and ATOS

>>26491506
Formerly chuck cattle.

>>26491337

Less wacky batman antics and more space elevators meant to reduce using tons of expensive compressed fuel to get into the upper atmosphere and through heaviest parts of our planetary resistance.

It does majority of the work by shuttling stuff back and forth without the need for lift off from the surface and if we can find a material to make it work, once you get it out of the atmosphere, the gravity problem actually becomes a benefit for keeping it in place.

Also would help with space mining in the future.

>>26491498
Live for yourself, exercise, and do outside things that you enjoy. You will meet women who share your interests.
Women seeking out dates at bars or online are cock obsessed whores. Never ever try to find women who want to be found. Find women who want to live snd live with them.

>>26491508
>>26491515
There is a near 100% chance my mother will die. It might become possible to extend lifespans at some point this century, but not in her lifetime. If she's going to die why should I expend more than minimal effort on her? I don't plan on dying, I plan on living forever.

>>26489900
Just tell her you got a work from home job? At least that'll put her mind at ease.

i dont think amc will go up

>>26491498
First off exercise

>>26491564
God I hope they start space mining in my lifetime

>>26491498
All fat people are ugly, lift weights.

>>26491456
>>26491377
Yeah anon no need to get suicidal. You DID at least invest in PLTR, TSLA, NNDM or some sort of triple-leveraged high-gains ETF, right?

>>26491362
>>26491496
the double spend rumor and yellen kvetching caused the bitcoin dip. on the next run miners will act as leveraged bitcoin/bitcoin options, at least in theory

>>26490228
Actual Steel industry person here. Modern steel production is shifting to EAFs which rely more on scrap than iron orexl, Vale might not be as lucrative as you think.

>>26491411
around $4-5 is my sell price, still new to this learning n shit

>>26491548
AUPH is going to moon tomorrow.

>>26491606
In the long term you're right because holy shit they are run by actual retards but because so many redditors are pouring cash into it it might go to $4

>>26491588
Good point, next time I talk to her I'll just make up some bullshit lie that will satisfy her. I'll tell her I'm not making much money but enough to live off so she doesn't feel inferior to me.

>>26491646
Lol.

>>26491490
>BNGO
How did you know when to buy BNGO or get some calls?

>>26491510
If you're rich, rio is like monaco but far cheaper and the people are far nicer.
If you're not rich, it's like south africa.
If you're poor, it's like somali.
It's the general pattern throughout Brazil, except keep in mind 'rich' in Brazil isn't the same as 'rich' in the 1st world.
Not all favelados are part of the crime rings that run the favela, those operate like an extreme case of a mafia where they secure part of the city, including with their own shitty housing, stores, shows, etc. in exchange for 'protection'. They go out and rob people to finance the operation, which can include bank heists, kidnappings and raiding high-value targets. Most of the time it's just mugging, though.
The guns are mostly to keep the cops out. However, sometimes they enact law and order in the city. For example, if a corrupt institute decides to let go of a child rapist because he's well-connected, they may announce they'll hunt the guy down and kill anyone who protects him. They were also enforcing curfews and stay-home orders against corona in some places when the local authorities did not want to.

>>26491523
Good luck anon. EXPR wasn't a bad stock for short term. BB just has a lot more potential for gains. And watch out for AMC to crash this week.

>>26491574
Damn that sounds about right. What should I tell women what my job is? I'm a full time investor but don't show any money at all.

>>26491665
Some retard was shilling BNGO here in early December so I said whatever and put 10% of my portfolio in it.

>>26491689
Buhgina inspector

AMC is fucked. The highest ever stock price was $35 a pop, in 2016. A steady down slide ever since. The highest attendance record set (aka profit) was in 2002. A steady down slide ever since. To pay off the debt they've got now plus stay afloat they'd have to pull in 2002 level profits several years in a roll. Also more and more studios are/have pushed out the 2020 movie releases even more this year to around fall time. Plus this; each delay costs the studios money. Finished films in cans doesn't do them any good. It fucks up the production/release of films originally slated for 2021 release which also costs them money. If the delay keeps up the studios will all resort to streaming only just to clear the release jam.

>>26491578
Bro she will live on in your memories for as long as you live. You might regret it later in life. Call your mom and tell her you love her bruh.

>>26491689
Only old used up hags care about what kind of job you have. If you're looking for wife material she should be no older than 18, at the MOST. If you can't understand why you are cringe and reddit pilled.

>>26491689
Take up a hobby and say you “sell enough to make ends meet”
Do not explain the investing until at least a month in
Women who don’t obsess over cock want security. Demonstrate you are financially stable and competent around the house.

>>26491736
I tell her I love her every time I talk to her. I don't mean it, but it makes her happy.

>>26491299
they are just a consulting firm, what do you think is brewing behind the scenes?

>>26491735
have you seen amcx though? had dropped it awhile ago and it did well its its own entity away from amc so its got a better chance to survive or be sold off as its doing fairly well.

>>26491715
>Some retard was shilling BNGO
Doesn't seem like a retard if you 20x.
I am not trying to catch a 10x+ stock, I just want to find stock we can ride the memes on like GME. Shame I missed out when it was shilled back in Sept (at least when I noticed) but I didn't think it would 2008 VW.

>>26491746
Old used up hags want security. Young prime girls want a hot face, hot body, and excitement. You are cringe and redditpilled.

>>26491735
no shit, there's a reason why everyone shilled GME over AMC or any other brick and mortar last year

>>26491641
>PLTR
200 shares @16 and multiple calls
>TSLA
I made 60% gains but sold on battery day and never bought back in
>NNDM
idk what that is
>triple leveraged ETFs
uhh... no but I have been in ARK ETFs which have similar gains

>>26491735
You’re supposed to ironically shill AMC

NNDM going up up up!
Reddit hasn't even heard of it yet, so plenty of room to grow!

>>26491474
>projected to tank hard at premarket
source???

researching exotic options. am i retarded to think that binary options are literally just gambling? (not in the sense of risk) like it's just brokers coordinating two people putting $20 down each on whether or not aapl hits $150 or not. no stock trades hands or anything.
further, is anything more based than that?

>>26491746
Thanks fren.

>>26489527
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwvrGHsjD7g

>>26491809
> date whore
> have black child
> HURR I HATE WOMEN

>>26490286
pick this up and give it a good read before buying or selling any options

>>26491857
Remember to unironically be yourself if you want a best friend who loves who you are
Living a lie to get sex is not fulfilling in the longterm

>bioshit gaps up from news
>short on market open with stop loss
literally free money

>>26491868
You're supposed to marry a 16 year old girl you fool.

>>26491853
Don't have one, sometimes you just know.

baked
>>26491912
>>26491912
>>26491912

>>26491914
Lowest I can go in my state is 17.

>>26491548
You just revealed yourself soijak poojeet

>>26491918
You're a fucking retard.
https://www.wsj.com/market-data/quotes/AUPH/research-ratings
>High $30.00
>Median $21.00
>Low $17.90
>Average $23.43

>>26490889
she was so hot before her surgery, such a shame

>>26491854
Yes. Every time you buy a call, there's someone selling it to you who thinks the price won't go up. So be careful.

>>26491644
Opinion on CLF?

>>26491913
Lmao goodluck bitch.
Bio stocks are a gamble either way with news.

>>26489900
Why aren't you giving your mom some money? Is HIV medication that expensive?

>>26489790
this is based and bizpilled. what permits do you need for that?

>>26489826
https://youtu.be/qs7f3ssuEjA