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Man that picture, right in there feels

>>26489187
>23
>4K


Yea. It sucks

>>26489187
was 70k in debt at your age, ygmi

>>26489187
>23
>new grad with no job
>2k

you guys aren't on my level

>>26489187
I had $12k on my 25th birthday, I turned 27 a month ago and am at $300k+. Stick with it anon.

>29
>went from 7k to 60k since the summer

shit sucks man

>25
>only 230k in crypto

>>26489187
>24
>$20k

ur doing allright anon, u have money to gamble with. Just don't fuck it up

>>26489187
We should stop casually talking about suicide so much. It's really toxic and not what frens should promote.

>>26489422
I'm starting to feel like the poor friend who's never gonna make it.

>>26489437
Unironically true. Irs gay af but being positive is actually so benefitial

All of us are better off then half of America

>>26489409
you have no idea
t. 29yo
net worth $700
Not 700k
just 700
Dont drink and drive, it will ruin your life if you get caught

if you don't kill yourself now, it will just be more of the same for the next 15- 20 years, except less interesting and less exciting. you will lose your youthful vigor and will be less attractive. you will begin realizing that you are slightly older than athletes in their prime, and realize that women do not look at you with interest anymore.

without whores and drugs, it will be a mundane experience. with whores and drugs, you will feel like you are shorting yourself on something bigger.

>21
>900k hell
Thinking about ending it now

>>26489187
>25
>wife has higher net worth than me
Bready comfy desu

>>26489397
How

>>26489390
That’s literally me net worth doesn’t include new job dickhead

>>26489522
you are not a fuck up, but you certainly have fucked up badly and need to check that behavior which you, and everyone else, knows is foolish
>>26489437
kys

8yo. 8 figure hell (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡━

>1
>networth $0
what do

>>26489486
Faggot

I could retire with $42k in my country. Fuck your fat americans spend $1000 a week on toilet water

I'm 37 and have a net worth of approximately -350k or (350k)

>>26489667
"Why spend money on toilet water when you can just shit in the designated shitting street."
>Prajeet detected

>>26489667
Most people would prefer retiring to a first-world country.

>>26489635
better end it here desu

>>26489621
trust me ive learned my lesson

@ 24 I only had the money in my wallet minus bank overdraft fees.

>>26489596
Link of course

>>26489187
>25
>82k
It's over lads...

>>26489187
No. Im 28, my networth is more, but my liquid assets outside my 401k are about 28k.

You can make it, I hope that networth you have some liquidity to invest. I plant to turn this 28k into 100k just through stocks by the end of the year. After that I plan to go to 1mil

>>26489187
There are people in worse positions. I have friends who are 27/28 and might not even have 10k. Not me though.

>>26489390
It's really not that bad eventually you will find a job and just be smart and save and invest like crazy, you can save up a shit load by the time you are 30 if you are smart.

>>26489533
Fuck you faggot. Men only get better as they age. I'm 27 this year and feeling livelier than ever, my drive to live is higher than ever. And women fall for me more than ever. My life only started last year, ages 18-25 are miserable for a man. You are JUST starting life anon, were about to flip the world financial system for fucks sake. Just make small goals and take it one day at a time.

All you other confused 18 year olds reading this shit, just stay focused and put in the work. Stoicism.

>>26489522
I got two. Doesn't mean shit. Obviously there are some things you won't be able to do, but its not an impossible hole to climb out of. Did you wanna drive a big rig anyway? Fuck driving jobs. Go get your blow-n-go and you're back to normal life.

Do you know how many people in this country have DUIs? Just don't do it again and you are good. The 2nd one stings a lot more than the first.

>>26489187
Your age I was negative net worth. I just turned 30 on Friday with over 400k.

You're going to be alright as long as tomorrow you wake up it's 2018 and you put your entire networth into link.

>>26489533
>anymore
Implying they ever did kek

>>26489533

i've never seen an anon self project so hard before.

>>26489437

Correct.

>23
>put 4k into RBC and 4k into other assorted shitcoins two weeks ago
>already down to 5-6k
How do I dig myself out of this hole?

>>26489187
you never know. trickling into UNN now could make your late 20's a lot better

so you guys going to pay your taxes right

>30
>MD
>Net worth = 0

Im in jail

Ah yes another humble brag thread where people with more money than 98% of people cry about their hellish existence

Get a grip retards, in the real world most people live paycheck to paycheck or maybe have a couple grand saved up, be grateful for what you have

26 yrs old
300k in chainlink
$70 in bank account
When will i get rich? I can keep going on like this. I want to see all my friends after 2 years and pull up in a Phantom.

>>26492992
Why would you want to be like most people?
Most people are obese, poor and depressed

>>26490552
but you're an oldfag at 27

>>26489187
Nah you could triple or quadruple it by eoy in this bullrun still. Then just DCA all in during the bear market. Keep buying every paycheck. You’ll have 10 million in 2026

>>26493967
What's a safe amount of your paycheck to DCA into crypto?

>>26489187
>24
>30k
>married
>no debt and two degrees
I hope I make it bros

>>26489187
I'm 24 years old. I never even kissed a girl

>>26494399
Food, roof, internet. Everything else sell. Every penny extra goes toward assets. Do not build up an emergency fund or worry about having money set aside. Your assets will appreciate enough to provide you a safety net. Eventually you will borrow debt off your assets to live on and never pay tax.

These posts are so fucking cringe. Stfu. Life isn't all about money. And get some fucking perspective, around 70% of people in the US have less than $1k to their name.

>>26495169
>70% of people
31.5% of people in the USA are under the age of 25, you'd expect people under that to not really have savings yet

>>26495441
23
2.2m

>>26489187
Just make a goal to be rich by the age of 30. Be positive.