/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26485424
my body is ready
thank you based Pelosi for doing what mitch would not

>>26485424
All burgers can buy ETH with their checks. $1400 buys almost one whole ETH, much better deal than BTC.

>>26485424
Does she wear a wig?

>>26485494
is she even alive?

>>26485494
Her entire face is a mask

Bout fucking time, send that shit Biden you faggot

This time you will have to pay taxes on them. Just watch.

>>26485424
WOOP WOOP NIQQA!!!!!!!!! YEAH!

I was getting tired of having my hair fall out from nutritional disorders and making gross homemade food from eggs, pasta and condiments. Thank you, Pelosi!

50 link?

>>26485670
we ridin with biden now bros

watch the market crash cuz of all the retards assuming a measly $1400 is going to pump the market

>>26485424

Literally all Mitch had to do was give us the 1400

>>26485703
getting taxed on our taxes
I can't wait

>>26485424
1 ETH is now worth more than a stimulus check.

normies priced out.

>>26485670
>>26485480
>Thinking pelosi or mitt give a flying FUCK about America
Isreal let her probably
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=53x_zrkJwDs

>>26485424
She reminds me of pic related.

>>26485950
I literally am for 2020. Im paying taxes on my taxes. I will not forgive or forget this when the time comes

Guys, if I meet a qt Vietnamese girl online and marry her and I be a citizen there?

>>26485424
>taking MSM headlines at face value
You're so fucking stupid.

>>26485840
go back to /pol, you faggot beta cuck. Suck creepy joe's dick over there and stay away from /biz FOREVER.

>>26485424
LOL not even 1 American Stimul-arino buys 1 ETH.

HOLY FUCKK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
AmeriCANS? More like ameriPOORS.
Press S to spit.

>>26487302
>>26487302
>he doesn't have cnbc headline notifications on his phone so he can immediately trade based on them
you probably do "due diligence" too
fucking virgin

>>26485424
ONLY $1400? GIB ME MY FULL $2000!! YOU PROMISED US BELOSI!!!

Reminder that you are literally spending your children's future, just like the boomers did

>>26485424
Less gooooo

>>26485424
I thought it was 2000 checks

>>26485483
((they)) did this for a reason

>>26485424
Thanks President Biden.

>>26488254
The $600 passed and $1400 more should be arriving to equal $2000!

>>26487863
What future? The Democrats will destroy this country over the next 4 years.

>>26485943
It was $2000 and it still should be $2000 but they’re fucking stingy elites

>>26488380
What a fucking load of shit. They said 2000 checks.

>>26488380
Nice math, jew
Figure this one out for me

>>26488437
>let's prevent socialism by making sure everyone's homeless

>>26488380
I’m honesty fine with it as long as no one ever says Biden gave us more than 1400 and acknowledges trump gave us 1200 and then 600 equaling 1800

>$1400
>No link
>Nothing on Google but cope
Sell signal bros

>>26488498

Yeah, but all he had to do was pass the 2 page amendment the house passed. But he spiked it for some reason.

>>26488611
>lets prevent poverty by making everyone poor

>>26485424
1 efferium for all u.s. citizens, we defeated racism!

>>26488561
I'll take your nerd bait. Hydrogen cyanide, in this context used to refer subtly to zyklon B.

>>26485424
Wonder why I never got the $600?

>>26489606
I was not wondering that before but I am now.

>>26487863
what future? at least my son will have my linkies

>>26487863
>having children

>>26487863
No, this is still boomers papering over bad policy to appease an angry mob that could overthrow them

I still haven't gotten my original $600 wtf

Stimmy checks are a cure for bad health policy. There is no disease besides the State

>>26485547
If she takes off the mask, will she die?

>>26485424
>Not 2k stimmy
hyper cringe tbhdesufam

>$1400 payment

this is the most Democratic Party thing I've ever seen. Keep promising $2k checks throughout the election season, barely win, then hand out $1400

>b-but you already got $600

shut the fuck up you faggot turbonigger

>>26487863
>children
okay normie

>>26485424
come on ye citizens of burgerfat, pump my bags

>>26485905
You have to make the market boom to bait in the Normies.
It hasn't reached the pre-requisite ludicrous levels yet

>>26487863
I'm putting the whole thing into xmr, he'll be fine

>>26485494
Does she poop and pee?
Poopie doopie and pee
Does she fart and toot?
It really does smell
I love her bros

>>26487863
What do you want me to do about it?

Buying gold with this stimulus is smart, r-right anons?1

>>26491429
gold isn't an investment
less than 5% of your portfolio should be in it

>>26485905
Based Institutions will buy in again first and dump on the normies with their $1400 checks.

>>26486115
>/pol/npc bot engaged

>>26490439
This

>>26491519
What about the other 95%

>>26493221
Land

>>26491229
Based

>>26485424
Would actually be really funny if millions of people spent their stimulus check on crypto

>>26485494
That’s a man

Wasn't it 2000 before?

>>26494389
Shhhh

>>26485424
Thank god pelosi isn’t a fucking spineless piece of shit like Mitch. Mitch didn’t help us at all

>>26485424
this is going into my GTFO this sinking ship fund

>>26494389
Idiot you already got $600. How dumb are you

>>26492448
says the npc who cannot understand the significance of the evidence right in front of him

>>26494035
They will. Unless they’re idiots.

We're fucked aren't we? Like no memes or jokes - our nation is fucked.

>>26488380
They said 2000 dollar checks after the 600 dollar ones already passed and got sent out.

>>26493361
wheres the best place to find land?

YES PEG ME PELOSI PLEASE PEG ME BURN THE US DOLLAR TO THE GROUND

>>26494755
Literally all around you.

>>26493221
Bitcoin

>>26494791
no like sites. I wanna invest in some property too like apts. Lake front property to build on someday too, hopefully cheap in the $5k range

>"speed along"
>said it would take until april

So what does that mean, it only takes until march? Fuck you, nigger.

>>26485424
buy uni burgers you wont regret it

Why do i feel like this wont actually happen

>>26492448
>dude blue team and red team are both good!

Retard.

>>26486115
Trumo making the Patriot party, I want to get involved with that and make pro-crypto pro-weed part of the party platform.

>>26488835
BASED

So this is the real reason why they delayed e-filing taxes until Feb 12th; to keep all the people who didn't qualify for this stimulus who now do thanks to losing their jobs/businesses from getting it until (maybe) next year.

>>26494389
1800? Where did you hear 1000? We can't afford to give everybody 500.

why going a shit ?
are you sure this jews try to shill something profitable?
I don’t join them and why should I do it?
I have Base on my wallet and uniswap portfolio
I have brains to use Cascade and get passive profit

>>26487863
I'm going to create generational wealth. My children will be fine. The reason we are in this mess is because democrats wanted to shutdown everything and tank the economy to hurt Trump.

>>26494659
Yeah, it’s over. The globalists have won and we ate throwing a party because they gave us $1400

excuse me sir...
a sti-hwhat?

>>26490270
>>26489606
Check the Get My Payment tool on the IRS website. A lot of people have reported that it tells them their check was scheduled to be mailed on the 6th of January - IRS says not to submit a request to trace the payment until 4 weeks have passed, so presumably it's still possible to receive it in the mail through Feb 6. If you never receive it you'll have to claim it as a tax credit when you file this year.

>>26490305
for you

>>26485424
who the fuck is still shorting at this stage?

>>26486115
Who said anything about caring about America? I just want them to print currency and hand it out so I can buy tangible and income-producing assets while niggers spend it on koolaid and fried chicken.

>>26494577
nah what happened was, the dems passed the CASH Act, which was supposed to "fix" the $600 check by adding $1400. the plan was to pass that before Biden took office, then Biden would pass another $2k, and even talked up doing SEVERAL $2k stim checks since we will be shut down until the summer.

but when they passed the CASH act the dems accidentally (on purpose) made it so top 1% income earners could collect $2k for each family member, and had to scrap the entire bill, saying they will just add it to the Biden stimulus. then the Biden stimulus absorbed the CASH act but dropped a bunch of stuff, including the $2k Biden had said he was going to do in addition to the $1400. and i think the CASH act finally had adult dependents (which includes many retirees) but the Biden bill may cut them out again. there's literally no reason to cut out adult dependents but they love to twist the knife on poor retired people.

>>26489606
>>26489946
>>26495718
>Payment status not available

>>26485424
this is fake news. never believe anything they say until it actually happens. get this evil cunt off of our /biz board now.

i still have received neither the $1200 nor $600 when I am entirely eligible and have filed taxes for at least the past five years. the IRS tracker basically gives me an error

>>26497122
>>26497008
I'm sure it's just a minor clerical error. Above all, we should maintain faith in our institutions! They have our best interests at heart!

What frustrates me the most about the stimulus check discussion is the lack of information on where the numbers for these plans even come from.

For instance, the US bureau of labor tracks average household expenses and other similar data. The most recent report is here,
https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cesan.nr0.htm

Average household expenses for all states came to roughly $63,000 per year. Roughly $5,250 a month. We know that will fluctuate some depending on the region of the country you live in, typically the coasts will be higher and the middle of the country a bit lower.

From the most recent Census, on average there are 2.62 people per household. $5250/2.62 = $2003.82 per person monthly expenses.

We already passed a first (((relief bill)) to the tune of 2 Trillion dollars, $2,000,000,000,000.00
Simply divided by everyone in America, 328,000,000 is $6,097.56
At roughly 2k a month in financial needs, that 6k is about months worth of living expenses.
I know wages != food, but that utilizing the existing supply chains in each state to stockpile or plan for roughly two months worth of calories using limited staff doesn't seems like an outrageous thing to ask of our elected officials during some kind of "global health crisis"

If the fucking incompetent government wanted to simply pay everyone effectively two months worth of their average expenses directly and then request all non essential businesses close down and almost everyone stay at home for a full two months, we could've saved money, and presuming the self quarantining is an effective strategy, flattened the curve, and could've reopened everything by June/July 2020

Instead we have to have god damn bickering over who said what about the size of the crumbs the politicians who got paid either way decide we should so graciously accept, while they write a second check for close to 2T and still it's no where near enough even if you use the numbers our own government has collected about the state of our nation.

>>26487863
>he thinks America has a future
HAHAHAHAAHAH
look around you. if you haven't noticed, the economy has been shut down, multinationals are absorbing small businesses, free speech is dead, and it was proven that voting doesn't matter. It's all fucked. They wont stop until the middle class is gone. This is the last chance to make it and buy your way out of this shit ass gay system. So big gov wants to buy us off, fucking great. Bout time I get something back.

And don't skimp on the student loans you senile old chinese puppet faggot nigger. That shit better be paid off by the end of the fucking month.

>>26497883
>
If the fucking incompetent government wanted to simply pay everyone effectively two months worth of their average expenses directly and then request all non essential businesses close down and almost everyone stay at home for a full two months, we could've saved money, and presuming the self quarantining is an effective strategy, flattened the curve, and could've reopened everything by June/July 2020
But anon, then Schlomo Shekelberg wouldn't get his 90% cut of the stimulus bill.

>>26485480
Trump gave me $600. Pelosi gave me $1400. All I know is, Pelosi has my vote.

>>26485424
tfw make too much to get biden bucks

>>26497936
And this is why America is a Republic and not a Democracy. Once low tier scum like you start voting themselves the most gibs possible the entire country falls apart.

>>26487295
Nope
Marriage visas are fucking nightmares
Enjoy trying for 5 years trying to get paperwork through. Then having the long distance tear you apart till you both waste half a decade of your life for nothing but you see people hopping a border illegally and getting instant citizenship

>>26487863
There is no future, thus I am not having children. Gonna get rich now and ride out this collapsing society in comfort.

>>26487863
I'M SPENDING MY CHILDRENS FUTURE ON ASSETS, SO I CREATE MY CHILDREN'S FUTURE.

>>26498134
You're batshit insane.