/biz/ - Business & Finance

Sir?

First thing first though, I need to take a quick bathroom break.

>>26471999
oh boy this will be great mind if I take a seat also checked

Welcome, gentlemen. Please, take a seat.
I'll be right out.

>>26471999
Checked your Lordship, I'm waiting with baited breath.

>>26471999
Please excuse me I have just arrived, you have my total attention for this announcement good sir

Hello gentlemen, please don't mind me. Just feeling a little peckish over here.

Rofl, this thread is full of scammers trash shilling
Don’t join this scam if you want to save your money
They still try to bring new retards for their scam pools and bases projects
But I know one thing, only one top rebase platform now - Base Protocol, so I don’t believe in fake scam

Let me tell you, gentlemen, that bathroom trip was absolutely sublime. They have those single-use hotel soaps there - everyone, please feel free to visit the facilities.

We should let our wagie friends arrive too - they're very busy after a long day of working on a Sunday. Wouldn't you say it would be utterly ill-mannered of us to cut them out of this, gentlemen?

After all, my announcement is precisely regarding them.

waitin' for somethin good boss'

>>26471999

You have my undivided attention, my good sir. Please enjoy your bathroom break.

Hey anon, sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?

Gentlemen, I have only the most splendid of news - the podium is almost ready, and 'tis but a tiny while 'till I ascend and am ready to make my announcement.

I believe that it will be ready at precisely 3:00, 11 minutes from now.
In the meantime, please entertain yourself with this complementary jannie that I found behind the dumpster.

I come to represent to PRQutie division

>>26472312
I’m a WFH Chad, does that count?

Finally a new announcement, jannies will never silence us.

>>26471999

Hope I'm not late. Go on OP.

Hello gentleman

>>26471999
I have found my seat and ready sir

>>26472516
He's a clumsy one but I guess he'll have to do. I'm afraid the service is lacking so do go on!

Gentlemen, I am almost ready!
I must add only the most minor finishing touches - it shan't take more than a few minutes at most.

As my father always said - quality over quantity, even if it may force you to make fine gentleman such as yourselves wait.
I promise you would not want to miss this.

Guys I'm getting nervous about this.. What is he going to announce?

>>26472516
I am ready sir

>>26472973
I have insider knowledge, just wait.. it's going to be gold.

Hi, guys. I wonder whether binary systems are better than crypto trading? As I get, it is much easier to predict price growth or falling for such indices like Uber, Amazon, Microsoft.

Came across BAEX (#baex), a defi binary project, and I am interested in their referral system and mathematical algorithm for regulation. Does anyone know about this system?

What instruments do you use?

>>26472291
I SAY lads! This is a real life bot, in the wild, do you have your periscopes at the ready??

>>26473067
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Gentleman, it appears I’ve arrived just in time. Please, do carry on.

The announcement shall be complete in no more than 3 minutes!
Please be patient, fellow frogs - this will absolutely be worth the time.

>>26472942
Does this announcement concern small business owners such as myself?

Thank you for having me. All in FTM

>>26472291
MODS

If you think about it, being a wagie is the ULTIMATE cuck, gentlemen.

Think about it this way - your entire life is lived on terms that aren't your own. You listen to the government, you listen to your employer, you listen to normalfags, and you listen to what the world tells you.

You wake up at 7AM because your boss told you to do so - you've grown so complacent that you've forgotten that nobody is actually MAKING you work for your boss. Unfortunately, you're so stuck in the mindset that "I need a job" that you would never even dare tell your boss to fuck off, no matter how humiliating he may treat you.

Your boss could call your mother a bitch, and you wouldn't even have the manhood to beat the shit out of him, because you're afraid of losing your job. Hell, I'd bet if your boss wanted to fuck your girlfriend or sister, you'd happily oblige, just to keep your pathetic wagie job.

Alternatively, you're a schoolcuck - you answer to senile boomers with pieces of paper that "certify" them as professors - they MUST be smarter than you are if a neo-liberal, leftist, post-modern academic establishment tells you so, right?

Running around like a rat, doing work for this guy and that guy, just so that you can stay afloat. You need to make your monthly payments on "your" car, "your" house, "your" land. You buy the newest garbage and you don't know how to fix or maintain any of your possessions.

You'll take the sterilizing vaccine, you'll take the tracking chip, you'll take a dildo up your arse if the government tells you to, because you're too helpless, too dependent on the modern world to be able to stand like a man and say "NO FUCK YOU." You are not a man; you will also never be a woman; you are but a child and the government is but your daddy.

You don't have survival skills; you don't have savings; you don't have a business; you don't invest; you can't even protect yourself or your loved ones.

I have naught to give short of pity to wagies, my dear friends.
Adieu.

>>26473145
Oh, do go on

>>26473067
By golly! There’s another! I must say these are quite entertaining to observe these creatures whilst awaiting the announcement

>>26473213
i thought you were going to say nigger, kinda disappointed ngl

>>26473213
Based

>>26473213
i mean i guess this was okay

>>26473213
This is for you

>>26473213
based

>>26473213
Bravo! A round of applause for this FANTASTIC speech! Wagies are truly will-less, subhuman slime.

>>26473213
Can someone verify this?

Please excuse my tardiness. I had to reprimand and fire a dozen wageslaves for taking bathroom breaks.
My sincerest apologies.

>>26473213
BASED Sir! Absolutely BASED!

Do you have any closing comments my fellow gentleman?

>>26473213
Id color same tone as wagies faces when reading this. Im thinking based

Good god! How riveting, my dear fellow! I will surely give you credit when I repeat this in my circles. Bravo!

>>26473213
Based. I guess since I’m a wfh chad I’m only 50% cucked.

>>26473213
This has been thoroughly debunked

>>26473213
That was worth the wait. Think I'll go order some fast food, just to fuck with the wagies there.

>>26473213
My good Sir, this pronouncement was more than one could have reasonably hoped for. Well done. Well done. I shall repeat your comments at this evenings supper club. Cheerio

>>26473213

B-b-but this isn't....no....NO...IT CAN'T BE! I ALWAYS DID MY BEST TO PROVIDE FOR MY WIFE AND FAMILY. And yet she fucks jamal when i'm at work. Now that I know the truth I can't go on any longer. Goodbye cruel world....

>>26473213
Something is missing... a certain word...

>>26473213
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I heard this hilarious news recently, gentlemen! Come now, listen to this small piece of treasure I have discovered. These...Janitors? Their employer does not pay them! They work for free! Isn't that just splendid? What a jolly good time.

>>26473213
I believe this belongs to you, good sir.

Gentlemen, my assistant has informed me that some of you were slightly disappointed by my choice to abstain from the mention of a very certain, very special word.
Unfortunately - I do admit, I am forced to disappoint you tonight, for I cannot bring myself to say it; it has been a personal etiquette of mine to forego the use of slurs for any group other than jannies and wagies.

In my experience, the use thereof has only tended to bias the aforementioned groups against our cause, gentlemen; as such, although I do not condemn other good frogs' use of the term, I am afraid that I cannot. There are a certain few good fellows of the tribe, and I cannot bring myself to oust them like this - I feel that it would be unkind of me to treat them so.

After all, unkindness is but a gesture of bitter wagies and jannies - we, gentlemen, are above this. Remember, we are trying to *wink* rescue the wagies from their cagies, by spreading our gospel.

>>26474055
I fully support and endorse your decision to not use certain slurs my good sir. Indubitably I do the same, therefore it would be very poor of me to oust you for your lack of said slurs in your vocabulary.

>>26473213
Expected FUCK jannies

>>26473213
Based and extremely Vargpilled (even if you don't know it).

https://archive.is/Se01B
https://archive.is/Se01B
https://archive.is/Se01B

unironically a good thread on biz
well done anon, you've outdone yourself, you were spectacular.

Made my night. Thanks /biz/

>>26471999
Also, checked, very nice.

>>26473213
i dare say, sir, while this is truly unconventional for an announcement, tonight you have given us topics to ponder
a toast to OP!

>>26473213
screencapped in order to spread the message to the less fortunate

>>26474055
*grabs mic

FUCK KIKES
FUCK NOCOINERS
FUCK PAJEETS
FUCK NIGGERS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK JANNIES

>>26471999
Hopefully I made it on time

Got kind of lost but I guess there's worse places to end up.

>>26472312