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>> No.26467091

>>26467051
stocks are gay and /smg/ is the gayest thread and community on /biz/

>> No.26467100

Hi

>> No.26467140
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>>26467091

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>>26467091
Think fast!

>> No.26467237

>>26467091
this guy makes no money

>> No.26467253
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>130 IPs
>on a fucking Sunday

>> No.26467260

never will

>> No.26467311

>>26467091
this. why is there even an /smg/ on sundays? you can't even trade your boomer assets on weekends.

>> No.26467322

How long until s&p crash?

>> No.26467325
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>>26467091
I got fucked today and not in a good way

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>>26467311
Ya but crypto is for gay retards and streetshitters

>> No.26467360

10% of posts in the last thread were from a fucking tranny posting his do the needful stonk. jeeze this place is going downhill. see you guys monday morning.

>> No.26467419
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>>26467051
Trump is still president. They only pretended to inaugurate Biden, so he can play a little president in the white house and can spend the rest of his senile life there.

The real seat of government is Mar-A-Lago in Florida now. Trump is still president, but it's a secret. He will be more powerful than ever, as the swamp doesn't know Trump controls everything and the fake news isn't interfering anymore. They are all focused on Biden, but he is a meaningless puppet who can't do anything. Actually, Trump wanted to be banned on Twitter so he can flee public perception and plan everything secretly. Trump also still has the nuclear codes, Biden's are fake.

Everyone who says otherwise is an FBI / commie glowie shill.

Trust the plan & keep the faith!!! Pray to Jesus Christ!!! God wins!!! The MILITARY and GOD are in control!!!

In February you will see, it will all be revealed!!!

>> No.26467503

>>26467360
Invest in ATOS if you want another pick from me. Lol.

>> No.26467526

This reaaallyyy feels like the top

>> No.26467716
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26467716

All in for $6k on GME at open.

WITNESS ME!

>> No.26467806

im starting with investing, is etoro totally meme brooker?

>> No.26467964

>>26467716
I'm not putting any more in but I think you'll still profit - honestly we're just about reaching fair evaluation as it stands. There's more squeezing to consider. I'll sell when I literally can't believe the gains, otherwise I'll hold.

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GUYS IT'S OVER SELL EVERYTHING TOMORROW AND DON'T COME BACK BUY AMMO BOTTLED WATER TOILET PAPER AND SARDINES RIGGERS WANT YOU POOR AND PATHETIC DON'T FALL TO THEIR TRAP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.26468099

>>26468026
HOLY FUCK BIDEN FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.26468339

>>26467806
yes it's shit
but all non US only brokers are shit. how much money you have to start with will decide what other brokers you have access to
IB, Shwab, Degiro and Webull are popular
IB has the most instruments but you have to pay commision for OTC stocks

>> No.26468640

>>26467051
So why is BBYE the next level play again?

>> No.26468782
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what are your predictions bros?

4th red Monday in a row?

>> No.26468864

>>26467091
FPBP

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>>26467091
SNEED

>> No.26469427
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About to get PhD and start a postdoc that pays $75lk (laugh if you must). Thinking of finally putting a little into crypto, but want to avoid memes. Should I actually buy crypto or just invest in mining companies, etc.?

I've made a good amount from /smg/'s shilling, but I don't know if the same will happen if I buy general /biz/ shilled stuff like link.

>> No.26469476

>>26467419
Confirmed.
I contract on an overseas military base, and his picture is still up in the D-Fac as commander in chief.

>> No.26469543

EBC.

>> No.26469770

>>26469427
>About to get PhD and start a postdoc that pays $75lk (laugh if you must).
It's more important that you enjoy what you do. There's countless ways you can make money.
>Should I actually buy crypto or just invest in mining companies, etc.?
You should hold some crypto. it's surprising how good this board can be at identifying shit that will just take off btc, eth, link, xrb, etc. on the crypto side and plenty of picks on the equity side. I bought FCEL, BLDP and PLUG back in 2015 after they pumped and then crashed. These stocks all did more than x10 since.

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>>26467051
>Miss me yet?
No.

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>>26469770
Thanks for the input. I think that I'll get my verification on kraken soon.

>> No.26469935

how far can BILI keep running up? seems like some insane growth recently. too bad I only got in at 118

>> No.26469983
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>>26467051
/biz/ really needs to step up their shill game if they want to compete with stockwits.
also TOOT TOOT.

>> No.26470020

jesus christ this has been ruined. ngmi

>> No.26470050

AMC is going bankrupt stop buying it

>> No.26470052

>>26469983
this is straight up fuck me in the ass prison illegal, don't do this

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>>26468339
>but all non US only brokers are shit.
Nice phrasing, nigger.

>> No.26470094

>>26470050
let retards learn the hard way, they either lose their money and leave us alone, or stay and learn from their mistakes therefore making threads less shit

>> No.26470120

GME vs CLF vs TR(or any other heavily shorted company) BBBY

>> No.26470123

So to capitalize from the tootsie meme, should I just buy tootsie roll stocks, or buy call options? I still haven't used calls and shit so I don't know what that means.

>> No.26470125

>>26469427
>putting a little into cypto
>want to avoid memes
Hell of a room we have this afternoon.

>> No.26470153

>>26470094
A lot of retards are going to lose a lot of money pretty soon, and not just from AMC

>> No.26470155

>>26469859
Just be careful not to go all in all at once. Crypto is unstable as fuck and swings wildly. I'm talking about like 5-10% swings in 5 minutes on some of the lowcap coins. You'll need incredibly high risk tolerance in it.

>> No.26470168

>>26470050
stocktwits is convinced that AMC's Chinese backers will just throw money at them

>> No.26470177

>>26469983
You’re an idiot. You can say that’s humor or something, but it’s basically illegal to spam a bunch of made up shit to manipulate stock prices.

>> No.26470192

Probably going to put 50% of my folio into tootsie roll. I'm expecting good returns.

>> No.26470198

>>26470094
This. Reply AMC to any newfag coming in here looking to be spoonfed

>> No.26470202

>>26470050
I'm trying to get it milked out for 4 bucks a share before it melts though

>> No.26470209

>>26470198
based

>> No.26470211

>>26470153
and we'll be here to laugh at them fren, it's like people freaking out over boishit pump and dumps when I first started coming around in 2018

>> No.26470253

>>26470094
AMC is peak dead cat bounce

>> No.26470255

>>26470050
nonono, anon, you have to shill AMC so that WSB and stocktwats pick it up, throw a bunch of money at it and lose all.

But Tootsie Roll, damn, that's some juicy ass invvestment. I'll get into TR calls tomorrow for sure.

>> No.26470262

>>26470168
What? Why the hell does China care about the American market? They barely distribute any of their films here. They view us as a nation of mongrel half-breeds and turn their noses up at us (see: them editing out any black actor in posters or other marketing material).

>> No.26470263

>>26468782
Probably the same as the last month
Red Monday
Green Tuesday-Thursday
Green Friday morning before suddenly it dropping like a rock during the last two hours and during AH.

>> No.26470267

>>26468099
HOLY FUCK BIDEN IS IN MY HOUSE HEL-

>> No.26470272

In regards to the coming psychedelic ETF
In on MMED - larger market cap, probably steady growth
LKYSF - good breakout potential
TRUFF - my YOLO pick

Is it worth getting into Cybin too? I feel like I might be a bit overexposed to these stocks at this point.

>> No.26470286

Just so you FUCKERS know abigail shapiro is having a LUMP removed, not a reduction
Go on her fucking insta

>> No.26470302

SHRMF or CLSN for a long play?

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>>26470120
>66% short interest
>74% short interest by Feburary because buybacks
>debt down, FCF up
>Melvin Capital is short
Bed, Bath and Beyond is the Big Brain play right now.

>> No.26470317

>>26470267
Hel WHAT????

>> No.26470337

>>26470286
Cringe

>> No.26470355
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>>26470317
Hey corn POP

>> No.26470356

B B
A A
B B
Y Y

BBBY IS FOR LATER, BB IS WHERE IT'S AT

>> No.26470366

>>26470286
>not a reduction
Unless they replace the lump with a silicone implant she'll have smaller milkers and thus be less interesting

>> No.26470364

>>26470316
This is unironically the next BB play tho.

>> No.26470382

>>26470262
>the largest market in the world
>??? lets just ignore it, american stupid lol

>> No.26470389
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I HAVE TO WORK WHEN FUTURES OPEN SO POSTING MY PINK WOJACK NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.26470432

>>26470382
don't reply to China doomers, they're the lowest form of /smg/ poster

>> No.26470457

>>26470316
Yeah fuck melvin

>> No.26470461

>>26467051
Yes.

>> No.26470494

>>26470065
I'm not a US or EU citizen

>> No.26470501

>>26470263
So, tuesday morning is the time to buy?

>> No.26470503
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>>26469935
>how far can BILI keep running up?
Nobody really knows the answer to that
>seems like some insane growth recently.
There's nothing but good news for it. Hong Kong listing in March, getting into fintech, improving advertiser tools, consistent growth in premium content subscribers, etc.

>> No.26470516

Should I buy AT&T monday. Please and thinks.

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>>26470286
>go on her insta
You need an account to look at peoples' profiles, plus i've seen what I needed from her

>> No.26470592

>>26470503
I wish I listened to the guy shilling it with xenoblade girls months ago. Shills seem to be better here when they namedrop stuff without aggressively marketing it

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>>26470549

>> No.26470615

Morons hahaha they will keep falling for PnD's over and over again haha so when they are presented genuinely good pharma plays they shit their pants in fear looool fucking donkeys stupid IDIOTS.

>> No.26470623

>>26470516
no, buy bed bath and beyond unironically

>> No.26470670

DID YOU HIS HEART UTZ IS ENTERING EV MARKET AND AI DEEP LEARNING, ALONG WITH CRYPTO (UTZ COINS)

>> No.26470673

amc to the moon, iykyk

>> No.26470683

auph drug approved for lupus complication treatment. better than gsk's new treatment. will be standard of care with patent protection to 2037. buyout candidate. could hit 20 tomorrow. buyout 45-60 with the current label.

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I am bored and feel empty. Just open up the fucking markets already.

Kike bastids.

>> No.26470688

>>26470615
Very rude. You need to be nicer

>> No.26470745

>>26467716
I'm probably buy 5k gme
Maybe more aapl but i have no idea what their earnings will be this week

>> No.26470786

>>26470615
haha I know bro hahaha, wana jump on a video call real quick and charge our jo crystals? haha. would that be weird?

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Rise up KODK chads. Yeah, their books last quarter look like shit. But it’s mother fucking Kodak, classic Americana. The stock jumped from $2 to $50 in two days when they announced their $700 million loan and move into pharmaceutical manufacturing (the same move Fujifilm made, and has been widely successful at). The board has been largely cleared of wrongdoing, and once the SEC announces that their investigation is done and they didn’t find shit, KODK will go through the roof again. Hell, it’s been quietly climbing the past few weeks on rumors and anticipation alone.

Pic related, some Kodak Ektachrome I shot this fall.

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>>26470608
This is why we send billions to Israel

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>> No.26470869

>>26470608
That fucking nose though......

>> No.26470873

>>26470683
>buyout 45-60 with the current label.
lolwat. You pulled that number out of your ass.

>> No.26470903

>>26470316
MMMM Yes BBBy Suck me off.

>> No.26470904

>>26470869
That’s why all the rich Jewish girls get nose jobs aka “surgery to fix their deviated septum”

>> No.26470912

Buying AAPL 4/16 $155c at the opening dump lads, what do you think?

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>>26470432
>he's not massively bullish on china and bearish on america in the long term
Baka, China's destined to rule the world.

>> No.26470934

how do i make money off the upcoming housing crash

>> No.26470938
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thinking about picking up BTI as a long term DIV pig what do you think lads

>> No.26470962

>>26470688
Okay. How do i be nicer.

>> No.26470974

>>26467091
wrong. stinkies are the gayest community on /biz/

>> No.26470979

>>26470962
Give me money

>> No.26470983

>>26470934
buy a house ....

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>>26470786
I was on Omegle all day waiting for you yesterday. I was all charged up for you. You never came.

>> No.26471006

>>26470938
>falling for the div meme
Toppest kek!

>> No.26471007

>>26470934
I'm hoping for a crash as well, but it's too big to fail. There's such a high demand and nobody has the money to buy them except boomers who just turn around and sell them at a higher price

>> No.26471034

>>26470930
>countries that don't let blacks in to general population have high IQs
I'm sure that is just nonsense though, right my liberal friends?

>> No.26471050

>>26470979
>Give me money
Sure. Buy ATOS March 2021 or April 2021 calls on Monday at a possbile dip.

>> No.26471054

>>26470050
that's why were buying it you moron, this isn't as hold

>> No.26471055

>>26471005
Oh I came bro, trust me, haha. I guess I must have hit someone else on omegle first, are you putting CRBP in your interests too? There must be a lot of us.

>> No.26471068

>>26470673
What's going on with amc?

>> No.26471083

>>26470839
when are chinks taking over the world so we can get some capitalism with chinese characteristics aka yellow fascism? Will white guys be used as sex slaves for chinese office ladies in the based near future of the world?

>> No.26471104

>>26471068
Dead cat bounce

>> No.26471121

>tfw CRBP diaper fully loaded

>> No.26471137

>>26471068
A great investment! Short squeeze! Go WSB go!

>> No.26471143

>>26470934
God, I hope there's a housing crash.
I want to buy a house for cheap in a few years

>> No.26471197

>>26470389
>working on a Sunday
ngmi

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Cohen hasn't tweeted shit since the peanut.

>> No.26471229

>>26471055
Yeah i was in the unmoderated section actually hahaha you should've joined me in the unmoderated section i was on there for 7 hours yesterday

>> No.26471250

>>26470389
Remember to work faster than your peers and with a smile! Else you won't get that .5c raise

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>>26470592
I bought at $70/share, feels bad not being an original buyer :^(
>>26470930
>China's destined to rule the world.
If they can overcome the middle income trap. And I'm pretty sure they'll do it

>> No.26471269

>>26470934
REK or SRS LEAPS. DRV if you're a degenerate.

>> No.26471272

>>26471143
in housing "crashes" good area shit only drops like 20%

>> No.26471287

>>26471143
>I hope there's a housing crash
Same but I’ve accepted there won’t be one for a long time and if there is there’ll be enough foreign and upper class sideline money to scoop it up and recover quickly. It took me playing around with down payments and interest rates on Zillow to realize this shits gonna keep going for awhile

>> No.26471400

Boyo's what do you think will happen to the housing market when 2 million redditors suddenly have money

>> No.26471406

>>26471006
I've got no interest in swinging shit

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>Support is at $1.98 & $2.04

>Resistance is at $2.20 & $2.30

>80% rsi will bring us to $2.75 plus.

Likely outcome is it will take off if it breaks 2.50ish for this reason.
We have a large gap to fill here but I think a “realistic” price target is $5.34 plus. If data is great and it’s not a “sell the news” situation we could see $9 plus.

>> No.26471423

bros, fidelity or interactive brokers?

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>>26469770
>Anon walks into whiskey distillery
>hey guys should I drink Mountain Dew or whiskey?

>> No.26471442

>>26471272
On average. Good deals still exist though because some of the sellers become desperate.

>> No.26471447

>>26471083
China doesn't operate like America, they'll vassalize other countries via economy rather than military.
American world is
>Everyone must be democratic, capitalist, and like us
Chinese world is
>Everyone must pay their tribute and envy the middle kingdom

>> No.26471466

>>26471400
They buy Teslas, park them in mom's garage, and do more YOLOs in the basement.

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>>26471432

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Anyone holding a REIT? Seems like a cool way to LARP as a landlord

>> No.26471502

>>26471406
So don't touch divvymemes, retard. Do the math yourself, even the juiciest divvytarded stock is worse than long qqq.

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>Support is at $1.98 & $2.04
>Resistance is at $2.20 & $2.30
>80% rsi will bring us to $2.75 plus.

Likely outcome is it will take off if it breaks 2.50ish for this reason.
We have a large gap to fill here but I think a “realistic” price target is $5.34 plus. If data is great and it’s not a “sell the news” situation we could see $9 plus.

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Shill me a memestock. Thinking of selling MSFT and lockheed

>> No.26471536

>>26471447
Friendship ended with Pax Americana.
Now Chinese Hegemony is my best friend.

>> No.26471549

>>26469427
>postdoc
>USA
>more than $50k
Does not exist, sorry bro your larp is too weak.

>> No.26471552

>>26471447
China will fall apart as soon as America stops buying their services and products.

>> No.26471561

>>26471526
BILI and BB

>> No.26471572

>>26471423
tastyworks

>> No.26471583

>>26471476
The sweetest part of this whole experience is watching landlords cry while I’m shoveling more money in my pocket every day. I don’t even rent, but landlords are just the most obnoxious bunch of midwits around

>> No.26471590

>>26471476
Lmao owning a REIT is nothing like owning actual real estate, don't kid yourself. Might as well buy bonds

>> No.26471599

>>26471476
2600 MFA at 1.57, hundreds of IVR, RWT, TWO, all up 100+% and 30 STOR

>> No.26471600

>>26471432
I keep Mountain Dew even if I don't drink it.

>> No.26471608

>>26471526
IK OOK IK OOK

Waarom zou je LMT verkopen? Door de nieuws over een nieuwe F-16 bestelling?

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>>26471526
BFARF

>> No.26471671

>>26471502
This is a stocktwits tier argument against dividends. Why listen to boomers on dividends right? It's not like they have all the wealth millennials cry about. Maybe those old fucks know a thing or two about Jewish money making...

>> No.26471673

>>26471432
t. addison

>> No.26471685

>>26471526
Selling MSFT ahead of earnings?

>> No.26471704

>>26471526
>no Dutch companies
Fug you

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What do you plan to do when you've made it?

>> No.26471734

>>26471583
They may be midwits, but you're still a retard and they're unironically smarter than you

>> No.26471740

>>26471707
sex

>> No.26471765

>>26471552
That's why they're currently grooming africa into consumers in case America wises up (but they're not going to the way things are looking)

>> No.26471768

>tfw Redditors have 7 figures now so their YOLOs will show up on Unusual Whales alerts which are supposed to be smart money

>> No.26471770

BUY ROLLS ROYCE AND DON'T LOOK BACK

>> No.26471773

Well team Biden is reaching out to congress to discuss the 3rd check bill today.. I'm delaying doing my 2020 taxes for as long as I can so I don't screw myself from getting the max from the 3rd check bill.

>> No.26471774

>>26471707
Continue investing until I make it even more
Complacency is for chumps

>> No.26471793

>>26471707
Convert to Judaism

>> No.26471797

>>26471671
Not sure if clinically retarded or merely pretending.jpg

>> No.26471816
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>>26471734
I’ll take being a retard every day if it keeps making me richer

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>>26471671
>Maybe those old fucks know a thing or two about Jewish money making...
No they don't. In a bullmarket you meme and bull. In a bear market you value invest and do the boomer shit. What's so fucking hard about this?

Warrren Buffet, the ultimate boomer jew hasn't invested in apple until very recently.

>> No.26471827

>>26471608
Ja, plus ik begin te twijfelen of het wel potentieel heeft om te groeien dit jaar. Het is eigenlijk een gok voor in het geval dat Biden ergens begint te bombarderen.

>> No.26471831

>>26471707
Buy a comfortable villa in southern France. Bike around buying groceries. Find a North Atlantid gf. Play bocce ball with old geezers.

>> No.26471832

>>26471526
>is Dutch
>no Shell
?????

>> No.26471838

>>26471707
Live far way from everyone.

>> No.26471866

>>26471707
hold a fuck ton of productive company shares and sell calls on them forever. Spend my time homesteading and traveling if i feel like it

>> No.26471877

>>26471671
Don’t reply to the “dividends are a meme” fags, they can’t comprehend how compound interest works or that anyone wouldn’t wanna buy shitty meme stocks. Your future self and kids will thank you

>> No.26471883

>>26471768
AMC, BB, and BBBY, literally, im too scared for GMEs shitness

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>>26471816
God I love being a retard

>> No.26471893

any reason why I shouldnt invest a few grand into xiaomi?

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>>26470839
why are chinks so based

>> No.26471908

>>26471503
I'll feel stupid if it actually does hit $9 by April, but I'm not taking that risk

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>>26471734
Every landlord I've had was a paste eating retard who could barely talk straight without drooling everywhere. None of them knew how to fix anything, most of them didn't even know they needed permission to enter the property. Woke up one day and walked into my living room naked to see my fucking landlord in the hallway. One had a water leak in a unit upstairs that caused extensive mold and when confronted about it lied to us and refused to get the place tested for mold. If you're a landlord apologist you can neck yourself.

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>>26471707
a comfy cottage in rural canada living off my gains and shitposting on Starlink, maybe I'll make enough to move to Mars eventually

>> No.26471954

>>26471765
After Biden, America is going to have communists and white nationalists running since the moderate left and right will be a unified party for old people. Neither the communists nor white nationalists like China. I agree that China is grooming Ethiopia to be their pet consoomer, especially since it messes with the Europeans' plans for Egypt

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>>26471877
>>26471671
>>26471406
>>26470938

Protip time: The market downturn is coming, but we don't know when. It could be 2 months ahead, or 18. It could already be happening.

But first, take a look at the last huge downturn, the dotcom pop. Every zoomer idiot here imagines it as a single day 50% drop, but that's not true. It was a slow descent over months a year with a dead cat bounce at the end of year.

The play now should be investing into 1-2 month plays, which either pay off or not, but sell after 2 months.This way you will not be affected by a month-long donwturn. Once these plays start to dry up, or simply not work out, we will know it's a recession, cash out and wait. Reinvest when opportunities start propping up.

The main takeaway is buying boomer ETFs are idiotic, divvie stocks even more so, and 6 month long plays are actually riskier than meme shit. Do meme shit and enjoy the monthly 30% while it lasts.

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>>26467154
No

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>>26471707
I have technically /madeit/ already, but then I realized I was the same person as before and ended up doing the same shit. The only difference I guess is the fact that I now own a place in Thailand that I can go to whenever, but that's about it.. nothing changed even though I planned a lot before

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>>26471707
I'm gonna just keep makin' it 'til I die.

>> No.26472006

>atos +100% in a month
>BB +100% in a month
>TR
Dogshit nobody will realistically invest in.
>BBBY +60% in a month

Someone please say a stock that hasn't already mooned yet Holy shit fucking scamming fags unbelievable.

>> No.26472011

>>26471893
all chink stocks have the inherent risk of delisting or getting Jack Ma'd, if you don't mind that part it's fine

>> No.26472012

>>26471832
>>26471704
Sorry, I only invest in the mekka of capitalism

>> No.26472030

>>26471552
>as soon as America stops buying their services and products.
Hello Qanon
>>26471765
>(but they're not going to the way things are looking)
Nope, Chinese and Indian owned businesses are popping up all over Sub-Saharan Africa. I like this article as a reference point
>https://www.mckinsey.com/featured-insights/middle-east-and-africa/the-closest-look-yet-at-chinese-economic-engagement-in-africa

>> No.26472031

Buy TRUFF and NUMI and hold for a month.

>> No.26472033

>>26471908
>I'm not taking that risk
>in one of the most artificially bullish markets ever
>in a time where pharma is getting showered with money and sector rotation for bioshits is gifting institutions with the capital to load up pharma stocks up to the tits

Lol. I understand being risk averse. But I am a gambler. And I gamble calls on stocks which are low and near a price floor with massive upside. So I don't just gamble on anything. I gamble on things with low risk. I hope you understand why I am loaded up to the tits with around 200 calls for CRBP now.

>> No.26472056

>>26471932
based

>> No.26472057

>>26471932
wanting to be a landlord and having to beg for rent payments from poorfags when you could just own your house and not have to manage shit but your stock/capital market investments.

>> No.26472065

AMD bros are you gonna hold through earnings or dump?

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>>26471583
>>26471734
>>26471932
>tfw I went all-in on TSLA back in 2014 AND I'm a landlord AND I didn't even know what a P/E ratio was until two months ago

Hahaha! Moneeeeeyyyy!!!!

>> No.26472093

>>26471932
i am pretty sure your landlord doing that to you is illegal. at least in all the states i have lived and talked to clients in.

>> No.26472100

>>26472065
Just gonna hold.

>> No.26472126

>>26472065
buy on the rumour, sell on the news.

>> No.26472127

>tfw all cash over the weekend

pls let monday be blood red, I wanna buy AAPL through earnings

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>>26472057
That is a very long sentence fragment. I want a house somewhere outside the city where I can do exactly as you described.

>> No.26472146

>>26471797
I can't wait for faggots like you to get burned by whatever gay meme you shove up your ass and call gold

>> No.26472151

>>26472012
well the next meme stock is bed bath and beyond so get on it kanker

>> No.26472155

>>26471765
>>26472030
Chinks are in for a surprise when they realize africans are niggers.

>> No.26472180

>>26471893
biggest risk? biden puts it on the entity list nuking xiaomis contracts with qualcomm, which will basically make it a huawei 2.0

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>>26472093
Shit in that sector is only illegal if the victim has the resources to sue.

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>>26471770
Don't 'ate CLF. Just don't like it. Simple as.

>> No.26472213

>>26471707
"Made it" can mean many things. You could say I've made it now. No debt, counting down the years till I walk from my job (10 and falling by the day), job is stress free, pension for life + medical + 401 once I walk from the job. So yeah you could say I've made it now. I'll be retired for good starting in 2031. Be only 48 when I do it.

>> No.26472219

>>26472100
>>26472126
They've only shot up once after earnings was released last year
I might just dump Tuesday at close
Unless they tank before, and I'll hold

>> No.26472244

>>26471932
I refer to actual landlords in quality areas, not some favela tier monkey zoo enclosures where societal rejects and failures live

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Why yes I am dropping 10k into GME at open, how could you tell?

>> No.26472252

>>26472057
>falling for the home ownership meme
why even? the cost of property ownership is comparable to rent, and as a rentchad you don't have to worry about shit you just call the landlordcuck to fix something when you break it and then move when you get bored

>> No.26472268

>>26472188
Very true. Landlords can abuse their tenants short of physically harming them because tenants do not know better. It is why most civil torts are landlord tenant cases. The vast majority of them.

>> No.26472277

>>26471415
Anon... those meme lines, they don't influence the share price...

>> No.26472325

>>26472277
Demonstrates how institutions have DCA into this stock at just below $5.

>> No.26472347

>>26467091
They couldn't even see GME and plebbit outdid them

>> No.26472354

>>26472065
Most my shares are $50. I'll sell in 4 years. Maybe.

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>>26471526

>> No.26472371

>>26472188
>>26472268
>Literal unwashed ape creatures who live in their parent's basement, referring to them as landlords. How mad do you get when they make you do chores and go to bed early? I spit on poor trash like you, monkey apes

>> No.26472373

>>26472252
When you rent, you own no part of the home

>> No.26472379

>>26472006
mouth-breathing retard

>> No.26472387

>>26472252
what if they have shit taste and won't let you paint the beige walls a good color

>> No.26472391

Buy TRUFF and NUMI

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>>26472347
how fucking new are you nigger

>> No.26472416

>>26472371
Alright then.

>> No.26472428

Target price for GME? The mainstream news is abuzz and it looks like everyone is waiting for Monday.

I picked up five shares after reading Cramer’s tweet saying it “No” to 4K. I figure “do the opposite of what Cramer says” has never failed anyone.

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>I’m so much better than those rentoid IDIOTS!

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Lum

>> No.26472457

>>26472252
>poorfag renter cope
ngmi

>> No.26472460

>>26471827
Jouw gezicht wanneer het aandeel vanaf deze week zal stijgen.
Markeer mijn woorden.

>> No.26472481

>>26472006
Does baby want to be spoonfed DD? Is baby a big retard who wears a diaper and shits himself so he can't do any research by himself? Does baby want me to hold his hand through the process of researching good stocks?

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>>26472155
>In manufacturing, we estimate that 12 percent of Africa’s industrial production—valued at some $500 billion a year in total—is already handled by Chinese firms. In infrastructure, Chinese firms’ dominance is even more pronounced, and they claim nearly 50 percent of Africa’s internationally contracted construction market.
It's already paying off for them anon.

>> No.26472493

>>26467311
>>26467091
HAHAHA, LOOOOOOOOOOOOSERS!

>> No.26472494

>>26472452
...is a disgusting whore and deserves to die.

>> No.26472497

>>26472379
Still haven't posted an actual good stock you fucking parasite of humanity faggot.
The only good stocks shipped on here was GME and AMRS along with maybe POWW.

>> No.26472529

JUST BOUGHT 5K on GME. I WANT A MOTORCYCLE AND GME AND ALL THE BOOMERS PILING IN MONDAY MORNING WAHOOOOOOO

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Obviously the jews with biden at the helm are about to get is in another large scale war. What defense stocks do you recommend so I can profit off the death and suffering they cause?

>> No.26472543

>>26472252
What cost of ownership are there when I buy a properly built house that has been well maintained in full? I'm the only renter and my rent is 0, my mortgage is 0. I pay property taxes and whatever utilities. The odd thing that breaks every year? Big deal.

>> No.26472559

>>26472481
No I merely want you to post an actual good stock Nigger. It isn't hard to post your positions.

>> No.26472561

>>26472006
BBBY is still trading at 0.5x sales and doing buybacks, you're like the retards who said GME already mooned at $20

>> No.26472567

I'm ready for BNGO to moon.

>> No.26472573

>>26472155
the chinese dgaf about niggers, they just kicked out further and further awayt and move in their own. they dont have ngo and jews fucking around, nor would their population be emotionally manipulated by sad black ppl

>> No.26472579

>>26472244
He's describing the expensive, quality areas. In favela-tier shitholes it's infinitely worse.

>> No.26472587

>>26472391
1.5k NUMI. Should I add 2k more? Is it worth it?

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>>26472497
AQB and FGNA faggot

>> No.26472607

>>26471981
>the last huge downturn, the dotcom pop
So, the 2008 crash doesn't count? Neither does the dip last February/March?

>The play now should be investing into 1-2 month plays, which either pay off or not, but sell after 2 months.
Yes, if you can tell the future and now which stocks are going to moon in the next two months, buy those.

>The main takeaway is buying boomer ETFs are idiotic, divvie stocks even more so, and 6 month long plays are actually riskier than meme shit. Do meme shit and enjoy the monthly 30% while it lasts.
The main takeaway is that you are a fucking idiot.

>> No.26472618

>>26472006
>>26472559
GME

>> No.26472624

>>26471932
Your landlord is bad. I live in my house and rent spare rooms so I have to take care of the house out of sheer necessity.

>> No.26472625

>>26472559
ATOS
CRBP
SRNE
NOK
COCP
NOVN

Does baby like it when I spoonfeed him stocks? Here comes the airplane, you giant fucking retard.

>> No.26472630

How do I long schizoposting?

>> No.26472636

>>26471981
So your perspective is basically never hold more than 3, 4 months, go for the risky moves, and, when it looks like shit is dropping like flies, pull out of everything when it looks like the market is melting, then reinvest. Interesting

>> No.26472639

is anyone buying AMD tomorrow to flip it on weds?

>> No.26472646

>>26472483
Are they doing it below price tho?

>> No.26472669

>>26471707
Live the comfy life of a hermit in the woods

>> No.26472691

>>26472252
Poorfag and brainlet take. If it's comparable, then there's no reason to rent out property because you can't make a decent profit off of it. The cost of maintenance comes from rent. Rent prices also rise every year. Either you live in a shithole or you've never lived in a house before.

>> No.26472700

>>26471877
thnx bb

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>> No.26472709

>>26470934
There’s no crash you ducking idiot. Way too many investors will swoop in any dip. Unless you’re in NYC, that dip has already happened.

>> No.26472716

>>26472155
They are replacing the African management and military warlords assets with their own, the laborers are still black slave labor. They force them to mine at gunpoint it seems to work pretty well.

>> No.26472727

>>26472252
>trying to justify not owning property
very VERY grim.

>> No.26472753

>>26472625
Not him but I'll admit it does feel nice when my gut instinct investments like NOK get reaffirmed by others so I'll happily take that delicious spoonful of peas, daddy

>> No.26472755

>>26472006
VSTO is going to pop off at earnings.

CD Projekt red is at pre-CP levels right now, and once the updates start coming in it will increase. They will blow earnings out too.

(GEVO: Don't look at past graphs. With the cash infusion last week, it's basically a brand new company, somewhat like a SPAC.)

>> No.26472757

>>26472146
Oh noooooo
It's retarded :(

>> No.26472761

>>26472607
The drop in march was minuscule in relative scale compared to either of those.

>> No.26472783

>>26472646
>The Chinese firms we talked to are mostly profitable. Nearly one-third reported 2015 profit margins of more than 20 percent. They are also agile and quick to adapt to new opportunities. Except in a few countries such as Ethiopia, they are primarily focused on serving the needs of Africa’s fast-growing markets rather than on exports. An overwhelming 74 percent said they feel optimistic about the future. Reflecting this, most Chinese firms have made investments that represent a long-term commitment to Africa rather than trading or contracting activities.

>> No.26472791

MARA and RIOT holders are going to get crushed tomorrow. Bitcoin is about to dump.

>> No.26472793

any oilchads here? should i sell everything before biden destroys the american industry completely

>> No.26472811

>>26472753
NOK is eventually going to be 50% of my portfolio along with SRNE. NOK LEAPS are going to print some insane amounts of cash if you buy them now. I mean in 2022, so you have to be PAYtient with NOK. Buy buying LEAPS and equity for NOK is a smart move rn imo

>> No.26472816

>>26472449
Expect extreme measures from the Fed even in an era of infinite QE.
Boomer landjewism is literally the only asset strategy Boomers made sacred

>> No.26472819

>>26471981
You've posted this a couple times and it's not correct to compare this to dotcom crash.
First of all, the bubble in equity valuations is not a result of rampant speculation (although that is happening now and contributing to it) but because of monetary policy. The pin that pops the bubble will be an illiquidity event, and will (probably) not start in the stock market but (probably) in the repo markets and move (very quickly) into all other markets, equities included.

Illiquidity events are high velocity, as seen in February/March 2020, which was a small illiquidity event which had circuit breakers multiple days in a row. Price discovery in a liquidity event has such high velocity to the downside because it is essentially a short squeeze for USD; imagine if everybody was "short" USD and then needed to get USD to "cover" their short.
The next market drop might not be 50% in a day (and circuit breakers could be the only reason it doesn't), but it will be high speed. (think GME but instead of an equity it's for cash, and orders of magnitude more severe).

Domestic liabilities in the US equal about 157 trillion dollars. This is demand for USD (they are short USD by 157 trillion, because they need 157 trillion to pay back debt+interest).

When the big "crash" everybody is talking about happens, it will be as apocalyptic as gold hoarding boomers claim it will be. However because it will be so bad, you might as well ride the wave with the rest of it - if there is a small crash like the corona-crash the Fed will bail us out and the party will continue - if not we're all fucked anyways so this idea that everybody should be waiting on the sidelines with cash won't matter.

TLDR; ride or die, we either get a small crash that can be hodl'd through, or it's fucking over for the current financial system and we're all gonna starve anyways so who gives a fuck about your #rekt portfolio.

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>>26472716
So will China make Biden return Blacks back to Africa?

>> No.26472825

>>26471877
Out of curiosity, what dividend stocks would you suggest investing in? I'm still learning as I go, I freely admit

>> No.26472844

Who should I invest in that's like an irl Umbrella Corp?

>> No.26472853

can someone explain the long-goal on "buying land"
I see some 4acre lots for like 20g around me. I could buy them. but when do they realize their "value"? Yes I can camp on the land, etc... but I gotta pay taxes on it etc. I don't get the end-game of the "fiat is doomed buy land" meme
thanks

>> No.26472851

>>26472006
GME, BB, NOK

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it's really going to moon, isn't it? clown market.

>> No.26472885

A lot of places that you rent are fucking under a damn HOA. So on top of your rent you also gotta pay HOA dues. So your paying some group who limits your ability to say plant extra trees in your back yard or pant the walls of your apt for example.. Seems kinda fucked if you ask me. V.s owning a home you can do pretty much anything you want to it long as you get the permits first so if any neighbors complain you can shove those permits up their asses.

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Just to state my own anecdote, I've been to several gamestops over the past two weeks and every single one I went into was over COVID compliant occupant capacity and there were tons of kids and parents in there both buying physical copy games and accessories. It seems like parents still want to be able to pick up games and controllers and the like in a physical store with the ability to quickly return them and aren't willing to wait for an Amazon order to show up.

That said I'm in GME for the short squeeze, not the fundamentals or the Cohen worship.

>> No.26472897

>>26472636
Something like that. I have like 4 kind of risky moves at a time. They are not that risky really, the upside is usually 2-3x, the downside is -20% over 2 months. But I always profit take and rotate the crab picks into new ones as I get new info about new possible upticks.
The "pull out of everything when it looks like the market is melting" is kind of automatic, because once I find that there are no mooning possibilities I just stay in cash.

Works so much better than ETFs, and for less risk too.

>> No.26472898

>>26472625
>atos
read my original post again.
just gonna go all in AUPH I guess nothing much better to do.

>> No.26472903

>>26472811
if you buy leaps on that shit when would be a good time to sell for profit? i dont want to wait a year to make money i need money now

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>>26472755
>mfw didn't think about Projekt until now
Nice call buddy, should be a decent return in the long run

>> No.26472931

>>26472579
No, he's not

>> No.26472960

>>26472853
Development can happen which may increase the value massively.

>> No.26472968

>>26472891
Poorfags still like gamestop. They can trade in their FIFA 2020, 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, and 2015 plus $40 and tip and get a copy of FIFA 2021.

>> No.26472974

>>26472793
Dipcunt, we're literally entering the next oil supercycle. Why tf would you sell?

>> No.26472981

>>26472853
The price of land generally scales with money supply (as opposed to what wagies get paid). Thus, if fiat is dead, buying land now and selling tomorrow means automatically tracking inflation, plus gaining from the people manipulating the market to make land price go up beyond inflation to turn a profit, without having to lift a finger.

>> No.26472982

>>26471707
I will forcefeed Davos attendees ze bugs and make them live in a cuckshed.

>> No.26472991

>>26472853
The only real value is if you can realistically project that land to be of value in the future because of neighbouring industrial/residential growth. If you are wealthy enough you can pay those taxes no problem for 30 years and realize on your gains in that timeframe or longer. For most poorfags or midwealthfags, it is a total waste of liquidity.

>> No.26473004

>>26472819
The reason I post this is to spark some conversation with people who haven't seen it already, sorry if that bothers you.

I'm pretty sure if such a huge liquidity event happens as you said, we will have way bigger problems than our equities getting devalued. The only hedge against that is a few AR15s with a shitton of bullets.

>> No.26473024

>>26472898
I read your original post. If you think that pointing out that ATOS going up 100% in a month, a stock under $2 which was $4 in the summer, means it has "already mooned" you are either a novice trader or are hopeless.

>AUPH
speaking of "already mooned" and "pump and dump". LMAO.

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redditors really think gme is going to hit mid-high 3 figs tomorrow. it's going to be a bloodbath bros.

>> No.26473056

>>26471671
>Maybe those old fucks know a thing or two about Jewish money making...

Or maybe they have tons of wealth to begin with so it makes sense for them to focus on dividends.

>> No.26473057

>>26472844
China

>> No.26473073

>>26472811
I'm inclined to agree, yeah, i've been really interested in them after reading up on all the deals and good news they've recently held. I'm hoping to put more of their stock on my plate next paycheck and am just going to rake in some bucks down the road between them and KTOS with any luck

>> No.26473078

>>26472922
DESU I'm -5% on CDPR right now, but it should be up in 2-3 months. It's one of my only "value investments" in my folio.

>> No.26473090

>>26473004
The US survived the last great depression. It sucked dick but for most people they were back to normal after 4-5 years. That's the likely outcome of a large scale liquidity event like he mentions.

>> No.26473091

>>26472991
so, these random parcels in my new england state that I see.. kinda outta the way, not near city centers... and not huge (like 4-8 acres)... they will really only reap me value if development geographically spreads out towards it? otherwise itll always be "boondocks" land that I'm paying taxes on?

>> No.26473092

>>26472823
Thank God whoever made this video tool the time to point out the gun. Never would have seen it otherwise.

>> No.26473108

>>26472903
If you do not want to be patient, then do not invest in NOK. Simple as.

>> No.26473126

>>26473092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA

>> No.26473129

>>26473030
How much market buy $$$ is queued on rh right now?

>> No.26473152

>>26472825
My favorite dividend ETF is SCHD, it barely moves which I like for relative safety and pays 3.66%, also QYLD is a coveted call dividend that pays like over %10 but the know the higher % = more risk. Honestly just go to etf.com look at dividend etfs and search around i spend more time on that site than anywhere lately. For equities most boomer shit from the DOW pays nice dividends I like JNJ JPM XOM T WMT there’s so many to choose from

>> No.26473154

>>26473024
If you manage to get it sub $16, you can get a fair amount of money on monday. But I doubt anyone will be able to do that. It's gonna be $19 in the first 3 seconds of monday premarket.

>> No.26473155

>>26471671
>Why listen to boomers on dividends right? It's not like they have all the wealth millennials cry about.
It is in their homes, which they got at much lower prices when the credit pumps were first opened. And then had the Fed personally inflate away the debt on it.

>> No.26473173

>>26472853
Cause location maters. Just thank if the state wanted to put a road on your land or some big box store wanted to locate on it. You can say "pay up bitch" and the number will be sickeningly obscene. Especially if your land was the only option.

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>>26472449
>not renting to students at a rich uni
It's free, pandemic-proof money

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26473204

I see this announcement, "Baex is a new gem," almost everywhere. Did you see that? I checked this project, this is a defi binary system with different indexes, shares, fiat & crypto pairs. Does anyone use it? They also offer a bonus program to earn on the invitations: #baex

>> No.26473205

>>26472819
I wonder if I could hedge against such a USD catastrophe with some euro stocks.

>> No.26473211

>>26473152
Won't all of these shit the bed if we do have the crash? I'm not against buying a dividend ETF, I think it's wiser to do so when they're on a fire sale.

>> No.26473217

>>26472823
No, Africa doesnt have the infrasctructure to feed all the people currently living there anyway the chinese work camps probably will reduce the African populations to a sustainable level.

>> No.26473220

>>26473152
sounds similar to QYLD right? My goal is 50k in QYLD eventually. Even during March of 2020 their covered call strat kept them afloat

>> No.26473227

>>26473078
Fingers crossed for you. I'll probably put a buy or two in for them myself come Friday

>> No.26473231

Why do you all put calls on stock that’s like 4/5 dollars - why not just buy it and then put in a stop limit to sell if it dips - why pay a premium for something that’s not worth much to begin with

>> No.26473238

>>26472931
You're a funny boy, timmy, but this is an 18+ site. Come back in 8 years.

>> No.26473240

>>26472793
Just consolidate into bigger names who can swoop up assets of smaller players.

>> No.26473248

>>26471901
Jim doesn't deserve that.

>> No.26473256

hey /biz/ explain to me, a retard alt/shitcoin gambler, how to purchase CLF calls. Thanks

>> No.26473259

>>26473004
I mean no disrespect, and no need to apologize. Just wanted to expand on the current "situation" for people making investment/gambling decisions based on the possibility of a severe downturn.

The possibility exists and increases in likelihood as time passes, but it is just as scary for institutions as for retail. If you're a weekly options boi, or if you're playing memes, you have more risk of the meme energy turning against you than of a crash. Few to none here are investing in retirement portfolios, and by that I mean boomer style retirement. The institutions have more to lose in the next crash than we do I think, and that's why I'm 80% equitiies / 20% cash - and the cash is only there for
>cheapies

>> No.26473262

>>26472449
>not having 3-6 months of emergency fund
Haha, I hope he eats shit.

>> No.26473272

>>26473220
>>26473152
shit.
just realized you mentioned qyld. sorry. drunk.

>> No.26473281

>>26473091
new england has a pretty good pop density for the US. It could be a valuable investment if paying those taxes is a very small fraction of your bottom line. It's hard to say without looking into it more deeply but its not like buying some worthless piece of field in arkansas or wherever the fuck.

>> No.26473290

>>26473182
Section 8 housing is guaranteed income too. You only lose pandering to midwits in the middle class.

>> No.26473292

>>26473217
Well if they're gone Detroit's property values would go up 1000 percent.

>> No.26473322

Do I use $50k towards a down payment on a second house to rent or reno/sell or TQQQ?

>> No.26473339

>>26473152
Ok, thanks for the pointer and the site, anon

>> No.26473344

>>26473154
>It's gonna be $19 in the first 3 seconds of monday premarket.
Dude this is my problem with AUPH shill and also the BCRX shill. Anyone who shills for a stock on the basis of a PDUFA approval doesn't realize that PDUFA pump and dumps LAST SECONDS.

This is why you buy safer pharma investments like CRBP or ATOS.

Stop buying into these PDUFA shills blindly.

Examples of PDUFA approval NOT leading to an actual solid pump which lasts long enough to humanely make profit from
>ZGNX
No pump before => Approved => +10% for 2 minutes on approval => then absolute crash => never reached that price again
>ZSAN
No pump => discipline review letter => -50% => declined/crl => -50%
>SPPI
No pump before => no rejection/delay =>-10%
>LPCN
delay at some point => +5% on pdufa day => approved =>+20%-+50% for 20 minutes => -20% => never reached that price again
>ADMP
no pump before => declined/crl => -40% => never reached that price again

If approval => you have a 2-30 minute time window to sell = else > you're fucking rekt
If CRL => you're fucking rekt
....
Not a good win/lose.

>> No.26473346

>>26473256
First you go to your doctor and ask about starting HRT. Then after 2-3 years of this get booked in for the operation to cut your dick off.

However, after all of this, you realise you will still never, ever be a woman, and 41% of the time you'll kill yourself. Enjoy your CLF calls fren.

>> No.26473368

>>26473322
which one is guaranteed to make you 10,000% gains in on year?

>> No.26473379

>>26473322
Niggers can't break into your TQQQ and ruin your investment.

>> No.26473396

>>26473281
ahhhhhh
got it.
although, note, ppl are actively fleeing my state due to taxes. there was some reversal post work-from-home orders, where rich NYC ppl came INTO the state, but now that's going away.
Maybe I'll buy some lots, and grow veggies on it or something. I can afford the taxes (I literally just shit 5grand on GME at monday opening)

>> No.26473410

>>26473379
Isn't the biden wealth tax basically exactly this?

>> No.26473415

baked
>>26473404
>>26473404
>>26473404

>> No.26473417

>>26473256
Call your female broker and ask her about American Steel and Tranny Dilation

>> No.26473435

>>26473344
You're absolutely right, and that's why I'm going to sell on whatever price that looks like the top.

Does the movement happen PM or at open?

>> No.26473438

>>26473346
I can't wait for the trannies to rise up this week and make GME gains look abysmal.

>> No.26473439

>>26473379
fucking kek
>GIMME THOSE EFFERIUMS I HEARD U HAD AND DOSE LEVERAGED "EE TEE EFFS"

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>>26473211
That anon is obviously new to investing.

>> No.26473486

>>26473435
>Does the movement happen PM or at open?
Pumps super hard pre-market, then right at open you have fucking a couple minutes to take profits. This is the case for a lot of pharma stocks which get PDUFA approval. Very risky investments.

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>>26470930
China aint getting very far with this on a daily basis.

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>>26473344
What the *fuck* are you on about? As an investor in both BCRX and AUPH that's a load of shit. Go and look at the charts, BCRX never dumped after its FDA approval, it's never gone remotely near $5 again

And you're welcome to watch AUPH on Monday morning and see how much that "dumps"

Your posts are just making me want to stay well away from whatever you're shilling

>> No.26473556

>>26473517
Did he died?

>> No.26473558

>>26473486
Yeah, the only reason I have it because I bought some on Tuesday when I found in (on r/stocks of all places). I'll sell at the end of PM then, thanks for the heads up.

>> No.26473621

>>26473292
Africans have a better work ethic than Black Americans, besides if China needs unskilled slave labor they have access to nearly 10 million muslims that are in work camps currently residing in China and nearly 500 million non Han Chinese citizens they can work to death with no problem.

>> No.26473631

>>26470516
Pay you AT&T bill instead, faggot

>> No.26473637

>>26473522
>>26473486
Meh, this is what trailing stop sells are for tho.

>> No.26473698

>>26472793
Biden destroying American oil is bullish for the price, Anon.

>> No.26473725

>>26473262
3-6 months of emergency money in 2019 would have lasted three weeks last March.

>> No.26473842

>>26472449
>Owning property means you must rent it out
>You absolutely can't live in it yourself

>> No.26474032

>>26473725
That is not true by definition.

>> No.26474051

>>26472543
same thing that happens to a well built car properly maintained in full.

>> No.26474103

>>26471877
Compound interest works with stock prices too retard.

>> No.26474133

>>26472897

You're a retarded bull market baby

>> No.26474136

>>26474051
right... buying a good used toyota and keeping it for life is the best mobility purchase you can make.

>> No.26474167

>>26474032
Semantics. What would have been a good amount to have set aside pre-pandemic wouldn't have done fuck-all after the first month or two at most.

>> No.26474315

>>26474136
Toyota's or Honda's are the only vehicles worth a shit nowadays.

>> No.26474318

>>26474133
Enjoy your 10% earnings while I make 200%.
And we will both make 10% when the bear market comes. The one laughing will be me.

>>26474167
Semantics is pretty important in this case.

>> No.26474357

>>26467051
Shill me some calls and puts frens! Also buy DNN and UUUU!

>> No.26474509

>>26474318

If you can make 200% annual return in a bull market and 10% in a bear, then why the fuck aren't you the richest person on earth yet?

fucking delusional kid playing around thinks he knows shit