/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for Lum

post dem

https://networthify.com/calculator/earlyretirement

I'm going to make the BBBY thesis very simple for you anons.
1. Pic related.
2. 66% short interest
2. Melvin Capital is short

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

PLTR to 40 EOD Monday

>"Hello this is your female broker speaking, how may I assist you today?"
what do /smg/?

MAN, FUCK GAMESTOP

Reminder that if you have a small penis, women would rather you kill yourself than continue wasting resources.

Also
SOXL
>SOXL
SOXL
>SOXL

>>26439849
>>26439823
Based

>>26439875
>62% savings rate
Nigger how?

>>26439972
Good thing my portfolio of BILI and SOXL adds 3" to my penis size

>>26439875
Is the annual income before or after taxes? It seems like it's looking for after taxes.

>>26439311
>I have gotten laid a few times from my jam
You used the jam as lube right?

Have you been running this jam business since you were young or was it something you got into mid-adulthood? Did your family show you how to make use of the fruits/produce you were given? Surely you must have had some guidance to cook and bake as a kid if you are confident enough to make muffins like those which look fire btw.

What is the most "exotic" fruit you make jam out of?

>>26439664
AMRS if they actually had a profitable quarter (no position, buying puts for past earnings)
NOVS once the profit taking takes place from the merger.
Marqeta if they EVER FUCKING IPO.
>>26439499
Correct but there are still day trading rules for cash accounts i.e. good faith and free riding violations. The punishment can differ based on the broker unlike PDT rules which are set by the SEC.

>>26439823
how fucked is MARA/bitcoin stocks

>>26440027
after

I've listened to this like 100 times by now ever since it was posted here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGrx2E-6gzM

am i turning into a tranny

>>26439875
well fuck

>>26440051
That's what I figured, thanks anon.

TR
TOOT TOOT

>>26440046

>>26440006
>pic unrelated, ways in which a woman will never look at you
Congrats

>>26439891
>le epic short squeeze lets pwn melvin xD

>>26439953
H-h-hello?!??? U-uh yes I w-w-would like to b-buy some stocks....

>>26439976
Mommy's basement and eventually inheriting said basement of course.

>>26440129
Fuck Melvin

>>26440046
it's going to be fine
you boomer stock normies have buried btc 1000 times by now but don't mistake your wishes for reality

>>26439875
Retiring in my 40s sounds pretty comfy

Is there any proof of a tie between NIO and UXIN?

>there are people ITT right now who are so retarded they bought into oil stock before biden took over and still hold unto them
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
REKT

>>26439875
So this is saying I can retire in my mid 30's? Wouldn't I get fucked taking money out of my 401k and shit?

>>26440046
Why would you continue to hold MARA at this point? They're going to keep diluting shares
>>26440059
>English speaking vtuber
I'm sorry anon but you're already a tranny

>>26439891
I live like pic related because I look at the prices for these places like Bed, Bath, & Beyond, Crate & Barrel, Pottery Barn, Kohl's, etc. and I just can't be fucked into spending hundreds of dollars on an end table or throw pillows. Tbh it's kind of bullish because women spend money at these stores to decorate their places and women are the ultimate consoomers. I don't even like buying permanent things like furniture because then it becomes my problem every time I need to move or clean. I bought a whole bunch of IKEA Kallaxes and Linnmons in like 2017 and they've been plaguing me ever since because now I have to deal with lugging them around and finding places for them for the rest of my life.

>GME PLTR BB through the roof
>CLF RYCEY doing fuck all
get something right for once /smg/

Atos gang

>>26440331
Smg doesnt know how to trade

>>26440302
comfy

I hate SPCE but now might be the time to buy SPCE

>>26440331

4channers think too highly of themselves. All y'all hate redditors yet we shit on ur puny gains ALL DAY.

>>26439875
165 per paycheck into roth IRA + company match = 8580 per year
company 4% salary match EOY = ~3,000
max out roth IRA = 6,000
I'm still left over with even more savings. I'm gonna have to open a taxable brokerage account, but I can still retire at 55 at my current trajectory, assuming average 9% gain per year.
Still want 3 million by retirement though, and this trajectory is not good enough.

>>26439823
>Coomcat is unironically a millionaire now.
IM SORRY FOR NOT LISTENING TO YOU BACK IN AUGUST

>>26440331
RR is shilled by YouTube John and CLF is shilled by a fat retarded tranny, it's your fault if you follow some dumb cunts advice

The time to buyback into NUMI was last week, but the next best time is Monday after the morning chaos.

>>26440393
SRAC Is superior in all ways

Merger in Q1 2021, massive pump incoming

>>26440331
Hey /smg/ shilled me on BB early and I already took profits on CLF. The only reason I didn't hit up PLTR is because "muh police state".
Wtf is RYCEY?

>>26440331
CLF is one guy and RR is one guy. Same thing with CRBP. It's all me. One guy. One retard. One subhuman.

>>26440200
Just sell options on MARA and RIOT

am I shadow banned for stock manipulation?

please reply by calling me names

>>26440331
Buy TRUFF/TRIP.CN and hold. Its cheap and its going to $1 USD

>>26439875
I need a calculator that accounts for getting 500% gains then blowing up 90% of your account and starting over a few times per year.

>>26440449
roth 401k per paycheck*
I really wish roth IRA had increased limits. 6000 isn't enough. It's like the people at the top don't want you to live a comfy life at retirement.

>>26439891
I like it but we need moar.
- A plan to get the word out is important. It has to maximize timing and impact at once.
- debt figure is pretty awful right now: ratio of 1.46, and over 2x as much debt as they have cash.
- Negative diluted EPS, negative yoy growth and negative returns
- But, very juicy divvies
- As you say, very shorted. Potential squeeze.

So you need:
- Catalyst predictions (bonus points for dates)
- Plans to fix the debt or increase profitability (getting someone new on board or changing management counts)

With this, you can scribble a story and spam the shit out of it until it squeezes GME-style.

>>26440331
If you’re just holding the meme of the week, you’re ngmi
>RIOT
>POWW
>ICLN

Gotta learn how to ride the hype

>>26440038
I started the business November last year after working my way up from cook to sous chef and eventually running the kitchen at a top 100 rated restaurant. I learned everything there - from pairing/flavor profile to the pastry/baking. No, my family can not cook worth shit but they do help a lot with packaging/labeling.

I made a jackfruit mango jam once but... I try keeping that type of sfuff to a minimum because it cuts into profits.

>current favorites are pineapple habanero, blueberry lime vanilla, raspberry jalapeño, apple pie, strawberry champagne

>>26440509
sneed

>>26440426
>y'all
The fact you typed it out makes you extra retarded

>>26440501
>sell options
>yay i made 20% off premiums
>woah why is my shit -50% though

>>26439972
Can you guys fucking spam something BEFORE it spikes? I'm so fucking sick of every thread people just posting shit at all time highs going parabolic. I'm happy you got in early, but I'm not going to buy your bags

>7k in BTC and ETH
Highly considering just selling this and putting it into GME. I really don't know if I want to bother with crypto anymore

>>26440543
maybe top-100 rated in a shithole like somalia fucking lmao yikes. Cringe, dial 8 tranny.

>>26440546
thank you partner

@26440509
Nice try I'm not giving you free (You)s.

>>26440481
The most important thing in the current iteration of clownmarket is short interest. And I'm waiting for the merger dip for Momentus to buy back in.

If anyone's interested, the "4chan creates a corporation" thing I posted earlier is coming to life.

>>26437650
>>26437650

We have a telegram if you want to join, t.me/forchaninc

>>26440599
Whatever you say tranny. Somalia doesn't have food to have restaurants.

>>26440583
I've been shilling TRUFF/TRIP.CN for a month, while it was 25 cents Canadian, now it closed at 51 cents Friday. No where close to where its going so if you want in now, its the time

>>26440569
t. no clue what options are or do.

>>26440583
nigga SOXL shill held his SOXL bags all through the March drop and shilled us cheapies at the bottom, he's done fantastically

>>26440543
>and eventually running the kitchen at a top 100 rated restaurant.
Did you specialize in desserts / baking at this restaurant? That is really dope dude, not many people are coo/ck/ers on this board.

> raspberry jalapeño
This sounds incredibly halal, i would have this and pineapple mango on my charcuterie. Fuck yeah i would. Also I've seen you post that pic before, looks absurdly aesthetic and delicious.

>Department of Ed freezes student loans until September

I know you’re all old or college haters but this is huge for me . Nothing is stopping me from going all in now

can someone explain the signficance of a stock's market cap? i've heard some people talk about large cap stocks like that's a good thing, but i've also seen people talking about small cap stocks like that's a good thing.

>>26440640
That's exactly my point. You will never be a real woman.

>>26439823
Is Biden gonna let the foreclosure moratorium end on Feb 28? That shit will be like 2008/9 all over again.

>>26439976
just don't increase your standard of living after each raise.

>>26440302
Living like that is ok for a short time, or if you are running low on money. But eventually you wanna get some furniture lol

>>26440651
so you're going to sell naked calls then?

>>26440675
Don't you still have to pay every missed payment at once in September?

>>26440569
Annualized returns off of selling CCs can easily exceed 100%. Not that, even with the bloated IV on riot/Mara, I would hold them as an underlying.

>>26440722
Never reply to me or my wife's son's thread ever again, option unknower.

>>26440735
No , It’s interest deferment.

>>26440675
I’m still paying $100 a month. Looks good for muh credit score.

>>26440675
maybe this Biden fella aint so bad

>>26440722
>Hasn't taken the diagonal spread pill

Even though I can fully retire at age 48 in 2031 I may stay on another 2 years and make a clean break of it at age 50. Gain two extra years of pension and 401 padding. Still end up walking a full 15 years earlier than most people. Or not, hell depends really on how I feel as the next 10 years tick down. If nothing else it'll be a good feeling knowing "hey I don't need this shit anymore" once I hit year 2031 so I can walk anytime after that.

>>26440735
Probably. This is step 1 to debt forgiveness of student loans. What is more interesting is the forbearance agreements on rent and mortgages.

>>26440814
The markets were pretty rough in the first couple years last time these people were running things.

>>26440686
theoretically large cap has less room for growth.
forget about stock price, how much would it take for wallmart to double their earnings, vs how much would it take for your local store to double their earnings (i.e. just open a second store). But small cap is riskier and large cap tech companies have blown the fuck out of the rest of the market in the past 10 years.

>>26440771
i have to reply just to warn all the other anons because you're recommending to sell fucking covered calls on an underlying that no one will be surprised if it goes -50%

what a fucking dumbass play

Slimey Jew is upset that retailers are making so much money that he's demanding regulations.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/2021-01-23/summers-says-markets-will-survive-reddit-traders-video

>>26440675
Just wait for it anon, this is probably just a temporary thing because people are struggling. But they won't remove shit

>>26440830
you know full well spreads aren't what people mean when they say sell options

>>26439823
I Receivinged 15.000 for Selling Uncovered Call Options on AAPL 150 strike. I will Be OK, Yes?

>no cute ginko picture
sad, OP won't make it

>>26440925
Wsb is unironically being set up to blame for the next “retail caused” market crash

>>26440925
Been trying to tell everyone this

>>26440721
The only chair I sit in is my computer chair. My parents pretty much forced me to take an old love seat and bar stools so they'd have somewhere to sit when they visit or they wouldn't help me move. They just take up space so I use them as extra tables to put junk on.

>>26440662
Yeah I preferred doing pastries and desserts. The kitchen didn't have great air conditioning because it was in an old plantation style house so working the hot side was brutal. Best desserts I make now are tres leches, cheesecakes, and panna cotta.

>unironically found /smg/ when the shutdown hit because I sank my life savings into this business then Corona shut everything down and now I make more from meme stocks lol

>>26440925
HFT's and big boys in general are making bank on these moves, that dude won't be able to change anything kek'd

>mfw am retarded, don't know any stock or investing terms, how to judge when to buy other than getting in on dips, or even how to do a stop limit order and am still making money thanks to meme stocks being shilled here letting me get carried
Thanks guys

>>26440877
You literally have no clue what an option is or does. Literally everything you say is so dumb, you will get more realistic opinions from a magic 8-ball. Kill yourself, retard.

>>26441076
Buy TRUFF/TRIP.CN Monday at noon

>>26440850
thanks

>>26440830
Spreads are just riskier sold puts. Only reason to do it is if you're too poor to afford to cover the put.

u guys Nancy isn't buying in to ABML this round.

what does this mean

>>26440046
buy BFARF or HUT 8 or both idiot

I’d just like to say fuck niggers and that Im buying more CLF callls.

>>26440998
>Best desserts I make now are tres leches, cheesecakes, and panna cotta.
I try to avoid desserts since they are like cocaine for me but I am under the influence of two different appetite stimulants right now so holy fuck some cheesecake or tres leches cake sounds good. Or whatever the fuck you call what was in your first pic this thread.

If you make more than 50k off CRBP calls will you send me some desserts

>>26441095
>no you
ok tell me what i said was wrong dumbass

>>26440814
you know there considering taxing unrealized gains right?

Do 90% of investors lose money trading stocks?

>>26440703
The eviction/foreclosure moratorium is gonna have massive consequences I think. The banks are just going to own all the property the second they end.

Frens... i'm kinda scared, this might be a hunch but this bullrun reminds me of 2017 BTC run, everyone are into it.
Everyone are a "trader and daytraders"
Everyone gets rich from it.
Even some wierd teenager able to start showing their portfolio increase, giving advices like a pro and go "just go stock, you'll get rich and never work again", "this stock will go 5000%" "this will go parabolic"
We're almost reaching end of the line right? One last pump of 200% to 300% with a very big news that makes everyone FOMO, and we're going down

>>26437203
>The part about women loving big dick
thats not what she said

>And I’m sure– I’m sure there’s some women in here whose preference is a big dick, and that’s fine, to each their own. Me personally, more of a strong medium. Small is still not on the table. Small’s– If you have a small penis, you should kill yourself. It’s an honor killing! It’s good! I feel like this is what Goldilocks was originally about. And then they were like, “No, we’re not gonna be able to read this to children.” “Even in Germany?” “Yeah.” “All right, ‘porridge,’ but you get it.” And I know, I know I just said a very mean thing. I said men with small penises should kill themselves, and that’s a really mean thing to say. It’s also a very funny thing to say, ’cause no man with a small penis can ever get mad at me for that without immediately revealing himself.
>MICHELLE WOLF: JOKE SHOW (2019)

>>26441193
Literally everything, retard. Go read a book and fuck off.

>>26441216
day trading, maybe

>>26440955
>>26441145
Also known as poor man's covered calls. I bought ATM GME LEAPS and sold OTM weeklies against them to lower the cost basis so once it's paid off I can just let it ride with unlimited gains.

>>26441237
oh nice. you are so fucking helpful
yes, tell someone to "sell options", did you mean covered calls? naked calls? some spreads?

don't even talk if you're not going to follow up on your shitty """"advice""""
don't throw the word "options" around like you even know what it means

>>26440877
covered calls are an extremely common way to close a position. if something was going to go -50% why would you be holding it in the first place

>>26441169
I don't think I've ever tried shipping desserts... but what's the worst that could happen

guys is there any basically zero risk way of using margin for extra $?

>>26441323
And if it blows up past your short leg roll it up and out, otherwise you'll get assigned and have to exercise the long leg and eat up all the extrinsic value you paid for.

>>26441216
>>26441290
Everything goes under the same category. Even if you're an investor a survey like that will put you down as a trader, that's why it's so skewed. But also I know for a fact that even boomer investors will invest in something and sell after a couple of months for a loss because they can't handle the pressure, so.. you know, it's just too hard to say

>>26441076
>he didn't buy CLF 15P 2/19 .20 on tuesday

>>26440985
He has issues with WSB but not the HS aglo traders.

>>26441439
Lol. Dump all your savings into ATOS April 2021 2.5c calls on Monday and then when you are a lot richer please send me whatever the fuck you call those flaky dough pastries with really nice looking jam fillings.

>>26440518
The Roth IRA limit is such bullshit
It should be by tax bracket or something
I honestly don't care that Bezos would be able to become even more super rich with a higher limit
It's because ((they)) want us working as long as humanly possible until we die

>>26441151
How can the fucking speaker of the House have access to the stock market? Surely these people can have access to info that us plebs dont get to know

>MONDAY
>AUPH

>>26441447
Best idea i can think of is just going full QYLD. Kinda free money. Less than 25% of divvies needed to pay your margin fees. You basically get 200% dividends and get to keep over 100% of them after margin fees. Better returns and probably less volatility than SPY.

>>26441234
> spamming female “comedian” with attribution
The only funny woman ever was paula poundstone and even that was only occasional

If BNGO reaches 20 dollars a share will it blow through it like wet paper?

last 3 digits inversed is how many days until the bubble pops

>>26441381
i guess that's my mistake for assuming sell options meant selling calls
i just have a personal bias against holding too much cash so i never end up in a situation where i can sell cash-covered puts. I'd rather buy immediately and sell a covered call to hedge for a short-term dip

>>26441454
On Friday I got greedy and rolled a 45c into a 50c and after the blow up the 50c had so much value I had to roll it all the way out to Feb 19 60c which is still technically ITM since there are no more strikes lel. But if it continues to blow up then at least the LEAPS is paid for and my gains are locked in.

>>26441151
they really are pumping tech. fuck it, im buying TQQQ leaps

>>26439823

>>26441225
So you're saying GME weeklies?

>>26441509
Insider trading wasn’t even illegal for congress until 2012 and not a single person has ever been convicted of it.

>>26441234
>i wonder what this woman looks like. I wonder if yeah there it is.

I'm only $800 away from breaking even from when I lost $8k in March
Wish me luck next week

>>26441608
> be horribly ugly woman with no worthwhile attributes
> whore yourself and get fucked constantly by a parade of men seeking one night stands with ugly holes
> “i’m so popular!!!”

>>26441592
It's not even just plain shares, the bitch can barely form a coherent argument and can somehow go balls deep on options?

You burgers should be ashamed of your legal system

man that is crazy, i can buy like 4 contracts of TQQQ leaps, grabbing 400 shares, worth 40,000 with only about 10k. ffs i need to buy these asap.

>Tootsie Roll is #2 trending on Stocktwits
What the fuck? Is this actually happening?

>>26441588
>paying 20 for a 60C GME 1/29

>>26441719
We are, NPCs and niggers aren't, I hate our whole government and both sides should have their minecraft servers DBAN'd

>>26441216
>It's green, I'll keep holding
>It's red, I'll cut my losses
>I'll just bag hold until it goes back up
>I can't make any other plays while my capital is locked up by bag holding, I'll just eat my losses
>I lost 50% this week, gotta find a 2x to get back to even
>Now I'm down 90%, gotta find a 10x to get back to even
>I'll just do this *one* YOLO on options expiring tomorrow to get back to even, then never YOLO again
>It's green, I'll keep holding!

>>26440986
I don't want to overuse her anon
>>26441550
>using that much rosemary as a garnish
What a waste
>>26441655
Good luck anon :^)

>>26441719
At least 14 members of congress are prescribed dementia medication
It’s a shitshow

>>26441767
are there actual people that are buying extremely expensive GME contracts like that? like how liquid is that market right now?

GME strikes for weeklies
even the furthest one out is expensive as fuck
I'm not fucking around with these
you can tho

>>26441657
She’s just saying what she likes and doesn’t like. You think women don’t agree with her? You think it’s only the horrible ones who feel this way?

The world is a horrible place and we were meant to suffer.

I guess that means buy PLTR?

>>26441767
That or BB weeklies. Much more confident in BB

>>26441655
Congratulations paying off your stock market education tuition fren.

>>26441896
Evil is a growth industry.

>>26441888
See pic related
Strikes seem they will be going higher
Might as well buy lotto tickets since I didn't win Powerball or Mega Millions this week

>>26441853
Thanks ^^

>>26441857
Wow, just 14?!

pastebin says degiro is 2nd cheapest for europeans withoutsaying the first?

best broker for uk bros?

Yolo on HUGE calls

Do women invite other women to their wedding to Dab on their unwed status?

>>26441719
Imagine being 80 years old and going balls deep on options. Like what are you saving up for? Where do you see yourself in 5, 10 years?

>>26441964
Even the 110s are gonna cost like 400 dollars
too expensive of a roulette spin for me
good luck to you though anon

Biden banning fracking now, elect retarded people win retarded prizes

>>26442021
bullish for oilchads

$CLF

Wait so let me get this straight.
So 20 employees from freescale semiconductor die on MH370.
Rothschilds left with patents cause 4 guys on the plane were the others that had the right.
Then the next year they merge with NXP semiconductors?
What the fuck happened?

where do we go if 4channel gets shutdown? is there a backup /smg/ somewhere else?

>>26442010
child blood adds decades to your life expectancy

>>26442021
>Biden banning fracking now
$150 oil here we go

>>26441888
i'd wait for 0DTE, either way the retail short sellers need to be refilled
i imagine a lot of other people are going to do the same thing after seeing the $500 to $100K shit on Friday

i have no idea how gamma squeezes work though, im guessing retail short sellers need to pile back into GME before it can do that again

I lost 1,929.97 on the RYCEY gamble. Hell I don't care. I'm still way up thanks to unrealized gains,free govt money and soon my tax refund. If they pass the 3rd check bill then it really comes moot cause that 3rd check will be $2800 alone.

>>26442010
Your children? Grandchildren?

>>26442021
> already be only industrialized country to meet paris emission reductions
> fuck over people for good headlines
> import more oil from countries with no environmental laws to make up the loss

When to short GME

I am the personal responsibility, i am long on gme, i think it still has room to squeeze further...but fuck me, do i hate the swarm of fucking retards it has attracted. Everyone shilling their “next short squeeze” thinking retailers are gonna rise the fuck up. Unironically giving me this is the top feels. Kind of like when spacs brought in a wave of newfags that got slaughtered. Once i get my gamer bucks i hope they all get fucked and leave

>>26442021
All energy is banned except the Sun. Praise the Sun.

>>26442007
Yes, many of them are very petty and will invite people they dont like and pay for their stay purely to flex on them

>>26442010
It's honestly mad. I remember watching Pelosi speak on a stream and I still refuse to believe that bitch basically held your country and Trump hostage over the stimulus bill for months. She barely made any sense.

>>26442014
You're right
I don't even have money to play with unless I cut some losses or deposit more tokens
Maybe on Weds/Thurs if didn't pop yet and they'll be less than $100 then

>>26442021
So long SCO?

>>26442090
That stock is heading for a reverse split.

>>26442021
Remember when republicans posted videos of biden saying he’d do this and then they fact checked and attacked those conservatives to death calling them liars(despite video evidence) and lmao here we are. They were trying to deplatform people on Twitter for it for posting it

>>26442051
https://youtu.be/SiVG3knE6VI
Bearish for CLF?

>>26442120
I sold it already. I got out before the loss got worse.

>>26442111
My rep has not visited my county for 4 years. It’s a joke.

>>26442021
The majority of fracking is on private land, though.

>>26440476
>>26440510
900 NUMI, 2K Truff, would like more. Thinking about liquidating some of my do-nothing SPACs and dumping it in there.

Truff in particular seems like a goldmine.

>>26442021
this is bullish for oil but I bought Suncor (oil sands lol) so im not sure if i'm going to benefit

Banning fracking would be huge for natty gas...
Chenier has natty gas and hydrogen fuel cell exposure? That right?

>>26442051
>REFR

>>26442185
The big thing is offshore oil. They already turned the ENTIRE california coastline into a national monument just to fuck over drilling, I expect they’ll do the same for the gulf soon enough.

>>26442233
Except he hasn't banned fracking yet. Biden stopped the new permits on federal lands which is only a small part of the total fracking production of the USA.

>>26442021
yep keystone pipe line too, this + fracking and pipe line will cost a ton of jobs I hear 100k in texas alone

>>26441509
Congress is explicitly exempt from insider trading laws

>>26441767
>Those premiums
>GME would have to close above 80 for you to be exercised
Not even mad.

>>26442175
Your rep of your county? Why don't you run for office?

>>26442185
Obama took a few years to allow oil drilling to happen, then weeks after Trump was elected he shut down oil drilling in the arctic.

>>26442089
I could see a 0DTE flip being doable, will keep an eye on it at least. Nothing else to do since I'm just long on ARKK LEAPs anyway.

>>26442282
For you to lose gains I mean.

>>26442281
They did technically change it in 2012 but they never charge anyone. They tried in march with covid stuff but Fienstien was part of it so they dropped everything.

>>26442300
happen after BP oil spill

>>26441151
Checking the prices at the time of purchase, those aren't actually balls-deep option plays, those are merely high-leverage plays (5x or so range): they're all deep itm.

>>26442104
when its 4000 dollars a share during the peak of the squeeze

>>26442281
Pretty sure aids have got fucked

>>26442300
My district is several hundred miles long and the bottom is the richest county in the state. He does not give a fuck.
The GOP candidate for 10 years running is literally a cashier at a hardware store.

>>26442233
Sorry that's banned too. Everything except Tesla™ Solar Panels is racist.

>>26442368
So he's a retailer fucking over your rich county?

>>26442129
kek how the hell is that video still up?

>>26442105
Same feels, meme stock slaughter is the best thing that could happen to the market right now

>>26442111
Checked
It’s a team effort
Mitch and Nancy best friends forever

I remember people laughing at Michael Burry for buying GME but now those people are crying

>>26442021
Wtf....

He’s trying to destroy the economy isn’t he

>>26442347
Could you elaborate? The way I'm reading these, AAPL/TSLA/DIS would need to dump at least 30% (if not more) to hit those strike prices.

>>26442105
Has Cohen made his plans for GME public yet?

>>26442323
Washington doesn’t eat their own

Not just that bird, when have you ever seen a federally elected official face any consequences?

Even Nixon got off with all the perks of being a president.

>>26442432
Other way around. The rep is a career politician who has never had a real job and I live in a forest 250 miles away from him.

>>26442111
It’s literally a hollywood show. Politics is fake as fuck. It’s boxing. It’s WWE

>>26442530
Vr for dogs
Stockwise I think it’s the old gamestop business plan, sell something for 60 dollars than buy it back in 2 months for 5

Very needful.

>>26442495
Well he's obviously not trying to help it

>>26442021
Alright, how do I profit off this? What exactly do I buy?

There's no way this order would ever get filled, right?
risk 15 to make 85 (before 1.30 jew fee)?

>>26442579

>>26442530
it's probably better he just keeps quiet right now

you don't want your turnaround plan to be associated with a massive dip (i mean what kind of plan could ever justify a +400% run?)
price action paints everything in people's minds, kinda like how some people were negative about Cohen's letter since it was red afterhours

>>26442546
Only because the Office of president used to mean something and now the powers at be want to undermine it.
If they could have they would have done worse. Obama literally did what Nixon did and got caught and no one gives a shits not even republicans. Cause they wanted trump spied on too. Seems like the powers at be seem to be getting ever more scared of the people

With the GME float reduced, what would the share price today be to equal the ATH of $60 something? What would the market cap be?

>>26442508
Exactly, when you get options that are this much itm you are effectively buying the underlying with a high leverage ratio. Consider pic related: if the stock goes up 40%, you get 96% returns, which is about 2.4 ratio.
The curves are of course not linear, they're more like a convex curves: the further away from even the price is, the higher the leverage ratio. Selling put has the opposite effect: the closer you are from flat, the higher the ratio, and the further you are, the closer to 1.0 you get.
A target ratio range can be established by estimating what range of outcomes are likely and targeting them with a selected deep itm strike. This appears to be the play here, assuming this is not some kind of hedge. The deeper itm you go, the flatter the breakeven line and the lower the overall leverage.
The example is aapl 105c 09/2022.

>>26442589
foreign oil from brown people countries? there was a supposed Saudi insider here a few nights ago saying this shit was going to happen, posted a time stamp picture with sandrune writing official looking letter and a fake rolex

>>26442590
what brokerage let's you trade options on the weekends?

>>26442104
First thing Monday morning!

>>26442796
i can't actually make this trade, I'd have to wait until market open.

BBBY or GME?

I need to make up for my $1,300 loss from the last 12 months.

>>26442744
I thought he was trying to say oil was going to crash though. Or am I misremembering.

>>26442839
BB.
After that, BBBY.

>>26442704
Leverage = (Delta Value of Option x Price of Underlying Security) / Price of Option

>>26442590
How accurate are these max losses shown by the brokers?

>>26442530
>>26442632
Cohen's plan is in his letter is it not?

>>26442876
You shouldn't care about instant leverage, you should care about effective leverage.

>>26442859
was that what he was saying? Fucking over US oil production would make other countries oil operations more money though wouldn't it?

>>26442899
I've never seen them be wrong before. This is a defined risk spread, so it's easy to verify if you really don't trust them.

>>26442921
underlying times delta divided by premium is the effective leverage

>>26442875

I have $6k, how should I split it between BB and BBBY?

Anons. I’m turning 22 and started investing a month ago into stocks and crypto although more so stocks. I’m holding mostly TQQQ. I am just looking for some solid advice for long term investing. I want to play the game for a while and get modest returns safely, but yet take advantage of my age and act aggressive when the time is right. What are some of your tips for me?

Alright. How many of you fuckers are from WSB?

Things have gotten noticeably different with shit being shilled that seems WSB-tier.

Not that i'm complaining. Just looking for an explanation of all the damn thread offshoots lately and noticeable influx of wsb jargon/attitudes.

>>26442744
i remember something like that on the night market was closed but i don't remember the fake rolex portion

i unironically bought into Suncor lol but I already had it in my watchlist and I've been meaning to get into oil anyways since equity prices haven't caught up to crude oil prices yet. Plus Suncor still trading under book value (which is already underestimated in the first place given it's Canada), probably why Buffett likes it so much

>>26443002
I'm an /smg/ regular but I started browsing WSB the past few months.

>>26442282
It's as if the concept of buying shares (regardless of margin) for such a short play is lost on them. 2k gets you 25-30 shares. With margin maybe 50-100. Way safer and if it actually goes to 100 you wouldn't have to buy another weeklies.
>imagine if they knew about spreads
>open green day
>leg out red day
>close out green day
$100 for $3500
I bought a 100 shares and daytraded covered calls all last week. Sold my shares too. Rinse and repeat Monday but 5G semis will soar and will focus on them. Short selling 30c pltr at open

>>26442992
Just lurk and take things in, don't act like a huge retarded faggot if you do post, I started coming to /smg/ in 2018 and never started posting until February last year

>>26442970
Effective leverage is always
Effective Leverage = (Position Size * Value of 1 contract) / (Portfolio Value in Base * Mark Price)
Anything that uses simple greeks is instant leverage, anything that uses 2nd order greeks is retarded.

>>26443068
>Ignoring a group of autists just because they don't like the word nigger

I'm not too proud to ignore good DD where ever it may be, but it's getting retarded everywhere thanks to GME.

>>26442948
Are max losses the same if the short leg gets exercised?

Should I buy VSTO calls or TR

>>26442971
100% BB until the time comes to flip it into BBBY.

>>26443156
>anything that uses 2nd order greeks is retarded.

Guys, the wsb plebs are throwing everything they have at GME.

They're talking $300 per share.

I'm going all on for $6k.

If I make it, I'll buy you niggers some Steam games.

Excelsior!

>>26442129
Extremely bearish. Blood red all week, get out while you can.

>>26443048
everything I remember being posted about oil companies from that night was to stay away from North America and EU, look towards South America specifically countries with ties to China and Russia

test >>26180770

>>26443164
That's because GME is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Can you really blame people for being excited? I guess if you haven't hopped on by now it's your problem, as you probably know you can still get in before the actual short squeeze takes place. If you choose to sit it out that's your choice but you can't be surprised people are talking about an easy 10x+ play on shares alone nonstop.

>>26443212
Glad you heard right, now you'll never make the mistake of trusting black-scholes again.

I should’ve made way more before the normie storm. Fuck.

>>26443131
Based.

>>26443172
Yes, because then the other leg will get exercised to cover the short leg getting exercised, and you still keep the premium.
no matter what happens, you cannot possibly lose more than 15 dollars if you just hold the spread.
Now, will the order get filled at that price in the first place? I'm willing to be no, because that's complete insanity.

>>26443213
>>26443002
fuck off you reddit spacing niggers

>>26443234
There were 10 once-in-a-lifetime opportunities in the past 6 months right here.

>BBBY
>BB
>AMC
>TR
did i miss any new meme short squeeze stocks that have been shilled here over the weekend? do NOT buy AMC for the love of god
>NOK
is the new LEAP meme play

did i miss anything?

>>26443222
checked, and THAT WAS IT

>>26443279
Sure and there are countless ones in penny stock land, if you get lucky. this is different because the risk is very low. I'm sure you'll pretend those cherry-picked /smg/ memes were also obvious picks in hindsight but whatever, you can keep your delusions to yourself and miss out

>>26442704
So even though the strike price is 105, Pelosi loses if the stock price is under $147.00 on 9/25, right? She's essentially wagering that the stock will have gains big enough to offset the much larger premiums she is paying.

It seems like she was extremely confident in the bull market given that all of these calls were that deep ITM.

>>26443131
>$100 for $3500
Do what

>>26443234
I've made quite a lot off of GME and am still holding some, but I cashed out well at 70. I'm not talking so much about GME itself as it's caused everyone to look more for the 'next GME' via shorts instead of looking at stocks that actually have good internals behind them beyond that.

>>26443339
I think that has more to do with pump&dumpers/wannabe manipulators in general rather than WSB retards being retarded. I've seen comments like that on various platforms. but I agree those are annoying

Baby GME gains, hopefully several more good trades and I can get to five digits.

>>26441533
Going full margin on 50% QYLD and 50% SPY would be pretty good.

I'm down to 220 from 235 lbs!

>>26440583
RIG nigger

>>26439976
Not him but
>350 dollars rent, small house with multiple roomates
>utilities also cheap split 3 ways
>8 dollars a month for cell phone
>do stupid rewards websites like swagbucks to pay for my groceries
>never go out to eat, meals mostly beans, rice, etc.
>cheap car insurance because work discount and responsible driving for 15 years.

That's pretty much it. I also never spend on frivolous expenses anymore. Entertainment is just pirating video games every once in a while or streaming which is free

>>26443234
Do we know when this will happen? Didn't the noses halt the last squeeze a few times? How fuck can it 10x from here? And why wouldn't everyone buy in Monday?

>>26443312
PLTR, BB shares and AAPL calls are the play for Monday

I was just looking through my broker history on GME and I made my first trades on 5.50 calls and 6.50 calls around late August / early September after reading the DD here. I didn't hodl though because I was still learning stocks and didn't have a lot of money to lose.

>>26443279
I short sold 50 160P 2/5 QCOM on friday and purchased 300 165C 2/5. Once in a lifetime my nigga

>>26443394
im like 135 kek

>>26443255
theres talk of a gamma squeeze but its unrealistic but not impossible so id having limted risk in this scenario is really valuable

>>26443445
thanks, but not asking what the good plays for monday are, just asking what the retarded newfags in these threads are trying to pump next

>>26443319
ok i already bought suncor though instead of SSL so i'll just hope for the best
they're ITM LEAPs anyways so worst case scenario i just come out breakeven or at a small loss given it's trading under book value

>>26443312
On the money, also PLTR. I'm not buying into TR, but it will be a good way of gauging the influence of wsb, stocktwitz and smg

What is up with the KTOS insider sells Jan 21 by multiple people? Not a good sign...

>>26443475
Are you in elementary school?

>>26443394
The best gains are personal gains. Good work

>I FOMO’d into SBE
>down $400

Ayy lmao

Get ready for some bullshit

>>26443327
>I'm sure you'll pretend those cherry-picked /smg/ memes were also obvious picks in hindsight but whatever, you can keep your delusions to yourself and miss out
this is true

i could never get the courage to touch shit like WKHS or JMIA but GME was a no-brainer even to me that I could actually go 100% on it when it was single-digits (until I lost faith gradually as it went higher and i was trimming aggressively)

>>26443478
With that particular spread, if GME stays above 59.15 after the end of the week, you 'win'
Spreads on these weeklies are a great way to keep defined, limited risk, and still have good upside.
Really all comes down to if you're gonna get the orders filled or not.

>>26443394
Do 24-48 hour fasts. It’s a fucking miracle.

>>26443518
no, just a skinny emo guy desu

>>26443537
What will I do with my brokerage cash on the weekends now? I need to see my numbers moving constantly or I get bored.

>>26443537
RIOT or MARA puts? I guess RIOT has more room to drop but which one will come down faster?

>>26440302
>Carpeted floor

>>26443537
>post-menopausal women in charge of the largest market in the world
Lots of opportunities my frens

Aren't short-term capital gains taxes the way to go because of the following?

1. You'll miss out on the bull run ,

2. your time should be worth something,

3. Even if you go for long term there's a chance that you won't make much or even take a loss after holding for a year,

4. It's unlikely you have enough money in a position to get you far

>>26443590

Don’t trust her to prop or destroy any company.

>>26443566
Might as well start your estrogen.

>>26443546
cant get exercised on them right? thatd kind of defeat the point of a spread unless by selling another option that covers the cost

RECYCLE

>>26439893
>>26439893
>>26439893

>>26443373

Fortunate favors the bold, senpai.

You're going to Tendie Island in your Lambo Yacht.

Excelsior!

>>26441509
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=senatestockwatch&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

>>26443626
if the short put gets exercised, your long put will get exercised to 'cancel it out', and you keep premium.

>>26443614
She'll do what she feels will save the poor idiot tax cattle. More regulation will bring us closer to collapse while also pushing money towards other companies

>>26443629
That's a reddit faggot thread though

>>26440302

I'm keep it simple but functional.

>>26443725
The word you're looking for is "spartan". Nice word, no?

>>26442021
BEARA

im a noob who has like 200 dollars to throw away, do I put it all in GME?

>>26443940

Yes.

>>26443790

No because the Spartans are all dead.

Hence I didn't use it.

'Hence' nice word, no?

>>26443940
No BBBY is like GME at $20

>>26442839
what the fuck am I looking at here?

>>26443332
You are correct, except itm is not very confident compared to otm, but it is more confident than buying the underlying for sure.

>>26443573
what normie brokerage lets you trade btc?

>>26444448
robinhood

>>26444055
No, it isn't. "Ergo" is better.

>>26444557

>Vis-à-vis

Kek