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BAT - Basic Alpha Token Anonymous Sat Jan 23 20:09:07 2021 No.26438924 [Reply] [Original]

Ok, its time you fucking faggots listen. See this man right here. His name is Brendan Eich, he fucking INVENTED Javascript, you know, that language used in literally every website everywhere.

Take a moment and look at his head.
Look at how fucking BIG his head is.
It is literally 8x the size of the average human.
Compare the size of his head to somebody like Zuckerberg or Bezos, and Eichs fucking DWARFS theirs.
Just look at how fucking massive it is.
Now imagine the size of his fucking brain, how much it can compute.
Complex critical thinking problems are fucking DECIMATED by this mans brain.
It literally radiates power at idle it has so many wrinkles in it.

This man was briefly CEO of Firefox before he was wrongly and unjustly ousted.
His hatred for non privacy browsers runs very deep.
Now take this hatred and couple it with his disgustingly large brain, and what do you get?
Well you get the Brave browser of course.

This guy is fucking sick of seeing the average person taken advantage of and privacy raped day in and day out by massive conglomerates like Google and Facebook.

Enter BAT.

Bat is currently trading at 33 cents. Yes 33 fucking cents.
If you are not accumulating you will stay poor for fucking ever.

Anytime you go to question the BAT project, just go and take a look at a picture of Eichs head. Look at how big it is, and then try to fucking tell me that BAT is not one of, if not the most promising coins.

Anonymous Sat Jan 23 20:12:35 2021 No.26439068
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>>26438924
Rare picture of Eich in his "molting phase"
Much like a lobster whose shell has become too tight for its body, Eichs brain is constantly growing and expanding as it absorbs almost all information in the room. This puts excess pressure on Eichs skull.
Usually Eich reserves his molting for in private, but sometimes if you are lucky, you can catch him doing it in the wild.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 20:17:21 2021 No.26439252 File: 253 KB, 1206x1506, BASED BAT BRAPS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26438924

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