/biz/ - Business & Finance

>ABML

N O K

Based thread. I'm not tranny, but anyone else fallen for his shilling and is bagholding CLF? What's your exit strategy
> t. someone who bought at $17

YOU PUSH IT

>>26433229
>Redditors and Niggers not welcomed. Also, stop trying to force TR newfag and kys.
Best thread

Highest benchmark since 1960s boys

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I feel like there are a million research articles, podcasts, and saved screenshots I should be researching, but what's the point if I am an unlovable piece of garbage that will never be able to hold down a job or have a worthwhile relationship?

>>26433148
give me a good place to start on learning a working strategy for this environment

Hey John, if there's no smg update video next week I'm selling all my rycey shares.

Reminder for redditors your IP is recorded if you post here, this site is associated with extremists and terrorists. Get out.

>>26433229
>Redditors and Niggers not welcomed. Also, stop trying to force TR newfag and kys
Ooooooooooo very based.

>Religious ETFS
Bro’s I’m confused should o go CATH or KIKE? The new Muslim etf GOAT looks interesting too

>>26433256
I would have bought at $1,50, but can't trade USA OTC stocks as europoor. I was sure it will moon and it took only 1 week to double in price. FML

How much GME am I buying pre market on Monday?

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

The general has been some abomination of reddit and stocktwits for the past 24 hours
>>26433298
Now post the marketcap chart

>>26433327
What would a "Jewish Values ETF" even look like?

>>26433276

Why didn't you sell at 15.40? You know, the dip that lasted literally 30 seconds before it spring boarded back above $16

Buy high sell low anon

https://youtu.be/SiVG3knE6VI

CLF

The Tootsie Roll thing is not forced, it's organic because it's funny as fuck in an ironic way.

>>26433276
Spam that Goldman's Sachs news about the new commodity supercycle, in a vain attempt to pump bags.

>>26433351
as much as you can. don't sell before it hits 400

>>26433373
Financials, gold and Israel stuff

CLF Tranny and Pete Buttchug are forming a team

What holdings would the Islamic jihad etf have by weight

>>26433356
Not him, but I haven't thought to look for marketcap chart. WTF mate, so it basically mooned already or is close to the top?

>>26433373
BNKU

>>26433276
> bought at 16.50
> during morning smoke I asked a crow about it
> he jumped on the dumpster and squawked
> sold at 17.70
> crashed to 16.30

>>26433403
It's the same nigger spamming. How is it not forced?

Almost at 75K. we're gonna make it frens. I have a feeling things will accelerate as our gainz increase

>>26433446
The American gun companies that arm them

>>26433373
>IZRL
>BNKU

>>26433373
>>26433463

>>26433381
I tried but my female broken was not picking up my phone since I told her to put all my parent's savings into RYCEY

>>26433423
You know, I always thought it's kind of weird that aside from their well-known ETFs ARK also runs IZRL - "Israel Innovative Technology ETF"...

>>26433453

Steel futures were half what they are now when 2008 and 2011 happened

CLF can still go to $50

Lum

>>26433495
The fake DD is the same faggot, but other IDs appreciating it are not.

>>26433495
Because you’re talking to the spammer.

>>26433353
hmm
background is oddly specific.
you make this pic? your basement?

CRBP lads how are your JO crystals charging? Anyone wanna cyber real quick haha

Putting most of my money in WISH

>>26433551
Why would you bet on a 2-bagger when you could just invest in GME and decuple your investment?

>>26433523

balls deep in in $CLF

>>26433467
Glad you managed to exit this on plus side anon. I'll wait for X earnings announcment and then I'll decide. I'd do much better if I invested in a tech stock, but oh well, you lesson learned.

>>26433423
but bank stocks suck.

>the website where I usually order my seeds from keeps shutting down due to demand
Very bullish for TSCO and SMG.

Do you guys think I could make money being a street performing juggler?

>>26433436
are you actually selling?
am I being foolish that I think XIAOMI has been derisked with trump gone?

>>26432468
Finally they start flagging russian funded media as being literally government funded propaganda

>>26431229
not sure that it matters that the riots were near federal reserve buildings, but it would have been interesting if they'd been targetted

>>26433566
fuck off, you're the same piece of shit just posting from his phone, or you're in the PnD group

>>26433599
Have you actualy used their website? It's... not the best internet experience I've had

>You say he wants to take on the Jews, at their own game?

>>26433385
holy fucking BASED.

When is the inevitable crash coming so I can buy in for the first time bros?

The market is at an all time high when our country is in an all time low shit bucket.

When does the market meet it's maker?

I'm going $6k in on GameStop.

Wish me luck, my niggers.

Excelsior!

>>26433636
Jahy posting should still be done with adult Jahy my man.

>>26433665
I just pumped some fresh seeds into my onahole that I could mail you.

>>26433537
Ngl, I kinda want to invest in kike etfs, since it's kikes. They know how to make profit.

I’m here to shill C O C K industries—when in doubt, just whip your COCK out!

>>26433598
Fully charged up and exploded.
That's to say someone bought my calls for my overpriced ask price and I'm out.
Good luck.

>>26433736
Based retard.

>>26433721
You've got another 3 years, i.e., until they raise interest rates

>>26433229
Tf is TR?

>>26433721
Soon unless Biden can print us some Bidenbux and get us in another desert war

>>26433453
What site is this?

is CLFchad here?
where should i buy CLF options and when should they expire

>>26433721
I wouldn't be surprised if it happened this month. I'm surprised this is still going on, trust in USD currency on international arena must be very low right now.

>>26433631

Because the GME story is over? The millionaires are already made on that one

The story was $3-$5 to $75... it's done

>>26433256
im convinced you are trying to dump your bags
provide proof that nancy pelosi's son is on the board or whatever

>>26433678
Lol why would I try to PnD a stock on /smg/ of all places. The combined net worth here is sub 6 figures. It's just a meme, lighten up.

>>26433721
The crash is due in 1-2 years, not 1-2 months. The corollavirus delayed it.

>>26433776
more like, you got until another republican president.
Clown market until then.
keep buying.

>>26433779
Tootsie Roll

>>26433779
Tootsie Roll. It's the new hotness

>>26433637
I used to just do retarded shit like talk to birds and ask questions to the stars as a joke but my life just keeps getting better and now I have a loving wife and a good job because of bird songs and watching clouds and planting seeds and seeing which ones grow first and I quit drinking because I promised a tree I would and I’ve just given in and started living like a bronze age mystic and it’s working out great

>>26433805

Just look at this .webm and have a pick

>>26433828

>>26433804
Found it in google by searching for "CL marketcap chart"
https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/CLF/cleveland-cliffs/market-cap
Of course it doesn't take inflation into account and other circumstances. But at least it proves CLF is shooting up very fast now. I just wonder where is the top.

>>26433828
noob question.
compare buying $10k shares @4$, vs all these calls or whatever.
If you sold at 75$, who would've made more money..? I'm not up on calls much

>>26433779
Be aware. This is new pump n dump by redd*t. Enter at your own risk

>>26433738
Were you thinking of Miko while doing it?

>>26433855
Teach me your ways, druidanon.

>>26433851
I think you'll find that handsome half-black Democrat woman is going to be the next President

t. Morgan Stanley Insider

>>26433385
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female investor, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

>>26433678
>am I being foolish that I think XIAOMI has been derisked with trump gone?
No idea, I'm europoor. Biden said he won't rush to do anything about Trumps China trade war stuff, he will probably keep that in place. Based on the current situation as an American I'd sell Xiaomi but here in Germany now (a few select) brokers also banned it from trading which is very very odd.

>>26433962
Nope, I fapped to a cute Chie CG set.

>>26433855
Based schizo mystic.

>>26433828
Stop staring at your shitty steel meme and do your research. GME is nowhere near done.

>>26433855
>tfw can't understand the signals of the cosmos
I have unironically considered going full /x/ numerous times.
Not even law of attraction or tea leaf bullshit but straight up asking for support from goetia demons.

>>26433453
Yes, ~$30 would equate to the previous ATH by market cap.

>>26433678
>am I being foolish that I think XIAOMI has been derisked with trump gone?
for some reason I have the feeling that its not getting better with biden

>>26433974
then why the fuck is my jpm stock so fucking gay in the last 6 months

>>26433929
>>26433852
>>26433850
I've never had a tootsie roll I thought that was an American thing and I'm a britfag
I haven't looked into stocks in years I'm cryptofagging rn. It's more volatile so more lucrative

>>26433855
Thank you anon, very wise words. I'll try to follow your steps. Fortunately there are lots of birds siting on my balcony. Maybe they were trying to warn my all along and I missed it?

>>26433737
No

>>26434100
>I haven't looked into stocks in years I'm cryptofagging rn.
Then why are you here? Because of GME news?

>>26434100
>I haven't looked into stocks in years I'm cryptofagging rn

>>26433784

>Bidenbux

Everything about that guy is boring and uneventful. Even free money.

>Trumpbux

Fucking kino.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'M SO OVERWHELMED
SO MUCH INFORMATION AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GET STARTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26433665
whatcha farming?

>>26433758
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NO WOMAN WOULD EVER WANT TO SEE THAT USELESS LUMP OF FLESH EXCEPT TO RIDICULE FOR AMUSEMENT

I SERIOUSLY WONDER WHY MY PARENTS DIDN'T JUST THROW ME AWAY IF THEY HAD NO INTEREST IN MY WELLBEING

IT NEVER HAD TO BE THIS TERRIBLE

>>26434075
yeah... maybe it's too dangerous after all, I really should free up some cash

>>26433855
a good outcome is all that matters anon, you keep doing you

>>26434100
What the fuck are you doing here? Go back to the Pits

>>26434078
>then why the fuck is my jpm stock so fucking gay in the last 6 months

I'm a MORGAN STANLEY INSIDER how would I know anything about JPM???? Jesus fucking Christ

if I buy GME, it will crash 70% eod

>>26433971
So crows are very smart and can actually speak english and have sophisticated societies and you should be nice to them and they will reward you.
Other than that just give heed to happenstance. Often it’s not that the event has meaning but by giving it meaning you commit yourself to action.
The most basic one though is the coinflip trick — it’s not about how the coin turns up, it’s about what you realize you want the coin to land on once it’s in the air and out of your hands.

>>26433828
>He posts an old video
You're down like -300k from then

>>26433758
based Massive White Dick maid

>>26434054
According to /x/, 21th december was the great conjunction which raised everyone's spiritual powers. So you might try to summon some entity now.

I am bullish, don't get me wrong, but I am cautious too

Tootsiepill me on TR short situation and what calls to profit from them.

Xiaomi chads with Hongkongshares WW@ ?

>>26433385
she's cute I wanna marry her. also I hope her future career isn't destroyed but it probably will be. maybe she made it so she doesn't care if she's cancelled

>>26434263
why do retards hold so long when they could cash in significant gains?

>>26433845
get out newfag

>>26433276
I bought at 8, exited at 17, and will buy back in next week.

>>26434314
because true wealth has a steady income and the long calls play off better for long term living.

>>26434205
STOP CRITICIZING COCK INDUSTRUSTRIES! THEYRE PREDDY KINO!

-“when in doubt, just whip your cock out!”

>>26434178
>>26434180
>>26434229
Ive already bought in so I'm just waiting. I just wanted to know what TR means. Do you think crypto is more profitable that crypto? With the same amount of initial capital

>>26434314
Greed

The trader's most formidable enemy

>>26433598
https://youtu.be/AO-JJ7oD7_I?t=94

My face when I am loaded up on almost 200 CRBP April 4c calls

>>26434274
Risking my soul is a bit beyond my personal risk tolerance.

>>26434277
-top 10 shorted stock. 46% of the public float is shorted.
-has 16 mil public float

What else do you need to fucking know in this environment? Who cares if its a shitty candy company. This isn't being shilled as some new e-commerce candy company or whatever the fuck GME is being shilled as. This is a short term play, month long at most.

very low float + high percentage of float being shorted = volatility

>>26434052
call options are blanked out cant buy.

>>26434374
You're back!

>>26433373
Various SPACs, PLTR, and BNKU

Sell all your fucking GME it’s going back to $20 next week

Is it just me, or is 99.9% of all new anime really really really bad? You do end up with a good show every year or couple years, but it has been shit lately.

I've watched an episode or two of some of these anime and they are bad. i mean like 2/10 (or worse bad). Am i just getting old? or is anime getting worse?

>>26434360
nice anon. Yeah if I bought cheaper I wouldn't sweat at all. Ehh, I guess I'm truly a /biz/ school of economics graduate buying at the top.

>>26434428
t citron

>>26433403
It's extremely forced and extremely gay.

>>26434391
>crypto
>crypto is more profitable than crypto
>namefagging as a noob
Dude...

>>26433431
>yfw CLFtranny is actually Biden's tranny health advisor from Pennsylvania

>>26434424
How did you know that I’m black?

>>26434452
This guy's built for BBC

>>26434018
Unbased. Fapping to Miko gives you better gains.

Sell all your fucking GME it’s going back to $20 next week

>>26433431
Save my calls buttplug

https://youtu.be/AO-JJ7oD7_I?t=163

Pizza + JO (CRBP investors only). Come over and rub a slice on my chest and discuss CRBP outlooks as the next catalyst approaches.

>>26434178
No I didn't know anything about it until a few seconds ago. An increase of 50% is fucking insane I haven't looked into it tho

>>26434522
You deleted your email, smart melvin

I'm up 30% in options every week for what feels like months now. When will the gravy train stop? Its all so easy its gotten boring

>>26434413
and if the shorts just bring it down? It'd take massive purchasing to cause a GME run right?

>>26434391
>Do you think crypto is more profitable that crypto? With the same amount of initial capital
This is what the Crypto Pits do to people

>>26434398
Just take the crusaderpill
> The Crusaders had formed a line of battle with Bohemond, Tancred, Robert of Normandy, and Stephen on the left wing, Raymond, Robert of Flanders in the centre and Godfrey, Robert of Flanders, and Hugh on the right, and they rallied against the Turks, proclaiming "hodie omnes divites si Deo placet effecti eritis" ("today if it pleases God you will all become rich").

>>26434391
>I just wanted to know what TR means
TRanny genocide

Sell all your fucking GME it’s going back to $20 next week

>>26433808
loss of value of USD translates to higher stock prices. There are situations this is not true, but they are not the likely outcomes.

>>26434522
der boomer

>>26434428
>>26434522
>plotking@melvincapital.com
Intredasting

>>26434506
Your impeccable taste in wimin

>>26433506
>ak 47s
>american

>>26434439
YOU'RE CHOOSING POORLY
NORMIE ANNIE MAYS FOR NORMIES:
>Dorohedoro
>Vinland Saga
>attack on Titan
give those a shot, in that order, and then murder me

>>26434374
women already think I'm worthless, I don't need to prove it to them

>>26434467
Sorry I am quite drunk. I meant crypto being more profitable than stocks.
>>26434571

>>26434439
I'm getting older and I'm not finding movies, games, TV shows or even books that interesting anymore. I've watched most of the must see anime already. Culture is pretty stuck anyways, who really cares what's in the music charts these days. Low key boredom is a fact of life without the consoooming of dumb media, just have to get used to it.

>>26434568
It's already highly shorted. There's like 100k shares available to short. It's also at its 52W low. This stock ahs spent the past 5 years crabbing between $30-40. Why the fuck would it all of the sudden dump lower than it's been since like 1891?

NAME ONE GOOD ANIME (6/10 OR BETTER) THAT HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE PAST 12 MONTHS.

>>26433855
Extremely based

Coooomers is this real life?

>>26433721
>>26433784
>>26433808
NGMI

>>26433845
YGMI

>>26434655
>cathie bought GME at 70
ngmi

>>26434647
Jujutsu Kaisen for me

whos holding BB over the weekend?

>>26434655
kek, it's that parody site Cramer tweeted out as a joke

>>26434647
why 12 months? I think the ones I recommended are more like the past 12-36 months

>>26434655
my fomo is at an all time high for GME

>>26434715
I was going to sell, but as soon as GME crashes BB will soar

>>26434635
Boredom is the shit, which got me into /x/ stuff. Astral projecting and raping demons is pretty fun.

>>26434635

I'm 35 and know exactly what you mean.

These days I only play plot heavy indie games and dark/bleak/depressing visual novels.

When it comes to girls, I only hit on/fuck ugly girls and chubbies.

>>26433229
In awe of the frame on that lad

>>26434715
anyone getting out of BB now is retarded

>>26434576
>A King may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be Kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.

>>26434737
Well if ortex estimates are correct, short interest increased yesterday instead of decreasing.

>>26434715
fuckign retard. WSB is putting all their energy into BB now.
My real question is if I should hodl longterm or sell on squeeze. I guess I need some discipline, and set an exit point...?

>>26434715
us BB chads are going to make it, been holding since last week

>>26434805
>These days I only play plot heavy indie games and dark/bleak/depressing visual novels.
Need some recs, just turned 36 and feeling zero satisfaction from games and shows lately. Only novels hold my interest.

>>26434522
Good idea selling all of GME in premarket

>>26434715
I should have bought more. I took my CLF/GME profits and poured it 50/50 into BB/BILI.
>CLF to 14

>>26434199
Any money biden gives out is goybux

>>26433298
You're a fat retard

>>26434614
Based

>>26434900
based. trump was giving israel way too many bux

>>26434581
And after $20 it goes to $2000. I'd probably go all in if it actually goes to 20.

>>26433846
>>26433846

Bros, what are you watching and reading, thinking and doing? How are you preparing yourselves?

I'm so unprepared for the world of 2021 and I think I'm in trouble.

>>26434439
>example of trash

>>26434728

well i watched one anime recently that was like (super magic girls at some witch school) and it was fucking awful. It was released earlier in the year and featured some of the most unlikeable characters i've ever seen. I think it's got canceled after like 5 episodes.

I got out of bitcoin on friday to buy BB
was that a wise financial decision?

the next crash will be the mother of all crashes?

>>26434695
The bull market's over when the Fed says it's over. We're paradoxically kind of incentivized to not lend out all the printed money because if inflation became too hot too early then the Fed would raise rates earlier. We know that we get cheap credit and money printers as long as inflation is below 2%, so it is in all of our bests interests to play as a team and make the numbers look lower so papa Fed doesn't say "Well my work is done I guess you don't need these anymore."

>>26434871

Swan Song, Kara no Shoujo 1/2, I Walk Among Zombies 1/2/3, Euphoria, Maggot Baits.

It's not dark or bleak but I just started Majikoi Love Me Seriously and it's hilarious. Kino writing and voice acting.

>>26434934
Why does he have a jew nose?

>>26435036
are you choosing garbage on purpose?

Are these fucked bro’s? Be honest with me.

>>26433599
I'm scared for you

>>26435071
It’s phallic

>>26434611
wait did he leak his email in the deleted post? rofl

>>26435072

i'm just picking whatever i can find that looks like it might be ok, and i haven't seen.

I’m getting high every day and making a fortune god I love the COVID stock market

>>26435087
Why so out of the money? In my experience it's better to pay more to be itm

>>26434715
Nah, I'm buying BBBY cheapies before WSB retards put their filthy option-ridden hands on it. BB is wll into it's pump phase, there's just too much to lose there. With BBBY I lose at most 10-20%.

>>26435087
I would say at first glance you’re in some trouble there. May as well hold it as you’ve already ate most of the loss..

>>26435040
your on the based train to tendie town anon

>>26435087
>he executed the Tranny Trade?
>dump it

>>26434391
Based crypto schizo

>>26434854
Makes sense, since the price is retardedly high. The margins of these shorting funds is nigh infinite too.

>>26435140
you picked some magical girl seasonal trash that was cancelled, and then complained about it
Go watch dorohedoro or vinland saga

>>26434655

if you haven't seen baccano! feel free to leave

>>26434876
Ya GME is a scam it’s going back to $5

>>26435161

Based.

I missed out on the GME moon mission so I'm buying BBBY.

When do you plan on buying in?

>>26435140
Ishuzoku Reviewers

The market is undervalued.

>>26434205
>whatcha farming?
I'm just a gardener. Things like pepper plants, tomatoes, squash, etc do better when you start them early and indoors.

>>26435250
Premarket if it's down then, or somewhere around noon if it's poomping. I expect the retards to rotate everything into GME and BB, leaving BBBY lowish.

>>26435255
this was actually the best thing about the entire year of 2020, thanks for reminding me

>>26434655
>Tfw you didn't bought the new Tesla at 70

>>26433353
You are one quick faggot. I don’t puke duck poster but i admire the dedication. I remember there was a capitol raid duck while the whole thing was taking place

>>26435175
>>26435159
I bought the 1/29 calls during the end of the recovery of the first dip for too much, was up for a bit and then the second dip happened. I bought the 2/5’s cheap so I’m hoping if it recovers those comp for whatever I end up getting out of the others for

Wait, do you actually pay taxes with this? Does the IRS track you if not?

>>26435307
The market is valued just right.
If you think the daily 3% inflation is a meme, you're in for a doozy when you find out that the inflation equals to FANG+ prices, which in fact increase 1-2% daily.

>>26435309
i missed why bbby is a good buy now. Aren't there enough stocks to cover the shorts on that company?

>>26435353
nah man none of us actually pay taxes why the fuck would you do that

>>26434655
GME's beta doesn't tank too much you WILL see it in ARKK
Cathie is absolutely a slave to BBC
BIG
BETA
COCK

I think GME is too risky for me at this price, even if there is still a ton of hype about it. If history has taught me anything, this means GME hits $200

Anyone playing Apple earnings next week? Picked up some $136c 1/29's and not sure if I should dump before or after earnings.

>>26435353
only if you put it in your acct. keeping it in the broker makes it "unrealized"

>>26435379
Not only because of the shorts, but their value proposition and recovery plans are actually quite good.

>>26435353
The government is going to be too busy tracking down and rounding up Trump supporters to care about you paying your taxes.
>what's the worst that could happen

>>26433274
GOING IN HARD ON MONDAY FOR MY NOK CHADS, WISH ME LUCK

the IRS is beating on me again
help

>>26435337
Options hurt when it goes the wrong way.
Blew my account F’ing around with them, finally was able to rebound after 2 years

>>26435353
The irs are more understaffed and overworked than ever

>>26435383
To not get fucked by irs

>>26435497
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ9gzp1AL88

>>26433276
bought at 17.5

>>26435062
there is no 'team work' this is riot like behavior

>>26435309

Okay, I'm in for $6k.

Worst case I'll go into my local BBBY and demand a set of the softest, fluffiest towels they have since I'm a shareholder.

Why would someone buy shares in MCFE?

>>26434439
Anime isn't worth watching anymore, pretty much all the skilled writers/storyboarders/directors died or retired and now it's just talentless millenials remaking the same stories forever
Can still appreciate anime girls though

>>26435525
I only used 10% of my folio for those because I haven’t fully became a degenerate options trader , it just hurts fren.

>>26435497
Good luck, fellow NOK bro. Hope we make it.

>>26435194
Ya makes me wonder who out there is pumping it. It spiked randomly Tuesday and again Friday. I know there's that gamma squeeze theory to explain the movement Friday, but was that also the case Tuesday? Robinhood apparently added 115c strike prices, so if someone out there wanted to, they could send it back to ATH market cap of 9b+ which would equate to a share price of roughly ~$140 if what we're seeing is truly a gamma squeeze.
>The margins of these shorting funds is nigh infinite too
We all know that. People months ago were talking about at how $18, the shorts would start to fold. Then it was $30, etc. I wonder at what number you finally decide to cut your losses. Melvin had to get a 1b loan since they're down -12% or some shit this year, but don't think that's all from GME. Would be fucking hilarious if it was. Imagine if they actually had to declare bankruptcy because some jew out there wants them to bleed.

>>26435508
Don't pay :0

>>26435446
So how can you use that money before getting fucked by taxes and biden wants to tax unrealized gains

>>26435572
> I'll go into my local BBBY
>mfw I'm not even on the same continent as this company
>mfw I'm also like 5k into VSTO
I feel like the guy who memorized the French dictionary and won the french scrabble turnament based on pure autism.

>>26433229
apparently the next epic short squeeze is on SRNE according to Cramers twitter feed

https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1353126586543968259?s=20

>>26434426
but thats everything I own, am I a jew?

All these green shit stocks pumped. How high can gevo go? No one is flying or driving like pre-corona.

Do Leafs really have to pay 50% on realized capital gains...?

>>26435622
WSB faggots were rotating money into it when they couldn't trade GME. So I expect them to pump it next week and after the GME and BB hype are over.

>>26435367
Secondend, it's clown world we're living. Just because bread price didn't catch up yet with inflation doesn't mean we're not fucked.

A lot of CLF talk going on... Good, good. Maybe all this talk will generate a nice little pump for me to drop my bags. I HATE THIS PIECE OF SHIT

>>26435674

I doubt it. Why would anyone enter the stockmarket if you had to pay 50% on your profits?

>>26435409
Sir, it is obviously going to $500 to fulfill the prophecy.

>>26435666
but isn't SRNE being shorted because it's actually shit?

>>26435674
No, retard. We pay 99%

>>26435622
Gamma squeeze is maximized on Thursday options bought for Friday expiration. Anyone wants to hope that wsb retards can do it again, you can do it with a fraction of the risk there. Spend like $100 on a potential 10x lotto ticket

>>26435610
But that’s wrong, you just aren’t looking in the right places.

lol

>>26435674
It's a 50% inclusion rate to your net taxable income. Ie half of your gains are tax free, the other half is taxed at marginal rate

>>26435736
Why did you listen to a fat tranny dumbass who spams his twitch here

>>26435409
The float is smaller due to buybacks over the years. GME 50 a few years ago is like GME 150 now.

>>26435666
Checked. If you listened to cramer, you'd have missed shit like PLTR. Most of what he talks about is reactive and usually not forward thinking.

>>26434715
>BB
Already got in and out at a 2x, I know the memes but I don't trust them
There's no way the market falls for that twice in quick succession, everyone's looking at WSB now and people are going to pull out early

>>26435674
we dont pay taxes at all in our TFSA

>>26435720
The scariest thing is that even though I get nice gains on US stocks, when denominated in my europoor currency, I'm simply even.

>>26435865
so just do the opposite of his recs

>>26435801
Is that you?
Anyone with a brain knew Cramer was retweeting satire because it’s funny.
Now get him to post some cute anime girls eating funny potato chips.

>>26435674
I think its 50% of 50% of your income bracket.

>>26435807
Okay thanks. Which marginal rate?

>>26435759
guys saying shorted suppressed SRNE share price. Forcing them to raise money from a position of weakness, while they continue to fight the Opioid epidemic, cancer, and covid.

And then Cramer RT guy that says wait until WSB gets a hold of SRNE, but hasnt SRNE been in constant rotation on that board?

>>26435874
> falls for that twice
Dude, GME is a great success for most people involved currently. If anything it will attract more peopel to the next WSB play.

>>26435737
50% of a large number is greater than 0.

>>26435748
what hes thinking is we pay tax on on 50% of our gains, but thats just for cash accounts. our TFSA are tax free

>>26434695
God I hate faggots like this

>>26435839
Never listen to namefags/tripfags. Never ever. Just say no!

>>26435875
Yeah I am a leaf that's why I'm asking, I'm getting to a point where my TFSA is full tho

>>26435737
I genuinely have fun autistically trading

>>26435894
I know its satire I just would imagine he would filter out the smug anime girl posters, ive never seen him retweet one before.

Also SRNE should be on our radar now, unless anyone has different thesis about how the company sucks. I shorted it a few times in june and that the ceo got investigated for fraud besides that I dont know much else about its governance

>>26435984
Trading actually cured my depression.

What oil stocks are should we be looking at?

Did Biden actually defer student loans until FEB

>>26435894
>Anyone with a brain knew
That disqualifies half of /biz/ and 95% of Wall Street Bets.

>>26435963
It's true, though. If you think the market's gonna pop feel free to buy inverse levereged ETFs.

>>26435914
which seems to be BB at the moment

WPF shill if youre here thank you.

AND FUCK GHIV

>>26436073
i have 500 shares so far. considering doubling down next week

>>26435795
I gambled $300 on GME weeklies yesterday and turned it into 15k. They were worth 22k at the peak I think. Wish I put more in, held a bit longer hindsight blah blah blah. Maybe I'll gamble another $300 on Thursday.

>>26436030
none of them. And not because "bidan green energy OMG", that's retarded, but because they are very slow growth and you1re better off with QQQ.
Or a conservatice portfolio of 100% TQQQ

>>26436030

Oil is done lol

Invest in Steel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pyQaX6b_xs

>>26434647
Ongaku

>>26435905
I don't know, I don't really go to WSB much. I'd be wary about trying a short squeeze play on a biomeme though, that's a very dangerous game. SRNE still kinda needs to "prove itself" with an FDA approval because it doesn't have any yet. There needs to be a good case for buying it

>>26435612
Smart move only using 10%. But yeah it hurts

>>26436061
>>Anyone with a brain knew
>That disqualifies half of /biz/ and 95% of Wall Street Bets.
they're doing better than me, an actual brain damaged retard

>>26436073
BB is already at least 3x overvalued IMO, so there's too much to lose if it doesn't work out. With BBBY I will only lose like 20%, but it can go 2x in 2 weeks too.

>>26436046
Nov*

>>26433274
This meme is shit desu
Meme magic doesn't work with shit memes

Guys I can't see my penis anymore when I look down. How do I lose weight without diet or exercise?

>>26435902
The marginal rate of your income taxes

>>26436184
>How do I lose weight without diet or exercise?
just be yourself

>>26436116
I will never touch that stock you fat fucking faggot, go average up more on REFR some more until your brother spoonfeeds you again

>>26435795
i will be doing just this next week, hoping the week is stable till then

>>26436184
Lose everything on options and starve

>>26436184
Grow a bigger dick

>>26435612
I'm swing trading meme stocks with 100% of my portfolio. I either make it or I an hero this year. I hate this planet and want to escape with civilization once I can afford tools and materials.
This is clown market right now, in a month situation might be very different, so in my mind it's now or never.

>>26436219
This

does anyone here use debit spreads?
is it worth it?

>>26436236
Same. Although I haven't tried the meth that is options trading.

>>26436184
>you also cannot see janny looking for your tendie scraps from the floor as he does it for free

Incredibly based kek

>>26436184
this is not financial advice but you can lose weight without working out or changing your diet by doing tons of drugs/alcohol. You'll be so fucked up you forget to eat

>>26436236
The based smg investment strategy

>>26434567
What broker are you using?

>>26436215
So if I made $500K, $250K wouldn't be taxed, while the remaining $250K would be taxed at 33%($82.5K), leaving me with $417.5K of my gains?

>>26436333
Ah yes, the classic cocainergic diet.

>>26436292
Yeah I'm not touching them either. I stick to buy / sell orders with no margin. I really want to make it, so I'm not going full retard. With swing trading I'm overall +70% this year, but only because meme stocks are so retarded. If I keep this up in a month I'm out of here.

>>26434715
I almost sold mine on Friday after seeing news of VPs selling off their shares, but somehow it kept pumping.

>>26434439
Not watching redo of healer or just reading manga

https://manga4life.com/search/?genre=Mature

>>26436184
why do you care?

if you're not in the top 10% of penises, any woman is just going to be wishing you were someone else

>If you have a small penis, you should kill yourself. It’s an honor killing! It’s good! I feel like this is what Goldilocks was originally about. And then they were like, “No, we’re not gonna be able to read this to children.” “Even in Germany?” “Yeah.” “All right, ‘porridge,’ but you get it.” And I know, I know I just said a very mean thing. I said men with small penises should kill themselves, and that’s a really mean thing to say. It’s also a very funny thing to say, ’cause no man with a small penis can ever get mad at me for that without immediately revealing himself. And it’s crazy because we really only talk about big penises and little penises. We don’t talk about what I think is the worst penis out there, the skinny penis
>MICHELLE WOLF: JOKE SHOW (2019)

>>26436236
>This is clown market right now, in a month situation might be very different, so in my mind it's now or never.
This seems like a perfect recipe for FOMOing into shit, I don't think that's a good idea. You shouldn't just rush into trades

>>26436184
Bulletproof coffee and constant fasting.

>>26433229
should I buy 2.5k of GME or BB at market open Monday? What's the best bang for my buck?

baked
>>26436437
>>26436437
>>26436437

>>26436386
+70% is pretty bad compared to a 100% TQQQ play. Maybe consider that.

>>26435674
Leafs also have to pay for Sheniquas 7 babys health insurance whenever their 'arms feel funny'
Not worth it

>>26436451
GME has true retard moon potential but it's a huge risk, BB is much safer but probably has less of a potential upside

>>26436398
according to some reddit fag he always takes his shares out when he receives

>>26436386
>>26436461
I just realized you said THIS year. 70% a month is pretty based.

>>26436425
God i wish this was true

>>26436236
>I'm swing trading meme stocks with 100% of my portfolio. I either make it or I an hero this year.
Me too thanks.

>>26436018
Nice
I didn’t see that profile pic

auph 4.52 average 600 shares. ££££

>>26436519
Which part?

>>26436184
Black coffee, adderall, cocaine.

>>26433845
>The corollavirus delayed it
why?
How much will it last?

>>26434647
https://www.livechart.me/winter-2021/tv

I can usually find 4-5 I like a season out of the 30 or so that are release

this is easy by the way
-Kaifuku Jutsushi no Yarinaoshi
-Interspecies Reviewers

>>26435622
>>26435795
>>26435705
i bought in again- does this mean the real short squeeze hasn't started yet and the squeeze was really gamma squeeze aka calls being executed? Also how realistic can it go up? It's nowhere near the worth of VW but the short % are alot higher also

>>26435063
Thanks, I’ll check this stuff out

>>26435057

How many crashes so far? Many...and they don't even last a day. The fucking plague was unleashed on the world by the Chinks and the Market set records. With The FED ready to push trillions at any moment, buy stocks with both hands, send checks to every person in the US and......No the FED will decide when the next crash happens.

Only they know the Day and the Hour....

>>26435865 recs for people to listen to?

>>26436600
The part about women loving big dick and thinking of dicklets as lesser men of course
Sadly women don't care so much for dicksize as for social satus symbols
Vapid whores, would be so much better if they would just be sluts