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26432466 No.26432466 [Reply] [Original]

Look at this. It's so fucking easy. I'm beating the SPY by like 6x just by using common sense.
>but muh cryptocoins
>but muh meme stocks /biz/ told me to buy
You're RETARDED.

>> No.26432515

>>26432466
ok boomer

>> No.26432551

>>26432466
you already posted this 50 times faggot

>> No.26432562

>>26432466
WOW OMG WOW I CANT BELIEVE IT WOW HOW DID YOU DO THAT WOW

>> No.26432568

I've made trades while watching tranny porn and come out with bigger returns by sitting on them.

150%.... LOL.

>> No.26432580

>>26432466
Listen, I will soon have $5000 to invest
BUT
I have no clue what positions are or longing or shorting

PLEASE give me short meaningful advices and insight

>> No.26432601

>>26432466
hoyl shit... 1200 dollars?

>> No.26432615

>>26432466
imagine bragging about making 750 bucks in an entire year you fucking poorfag lmao

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26432617

>>26432466
That's cool. But, you're under the capital requirements.

>> No.26432626

>>26432580
Just buy Apple calls on Monday, and thank me later.

>> No.26432701

>>26432615
>>26432601
I'm bragging about the %, not the $

>>26432515
>>26432551
>>26432562
>>26432568
Absolutely seething

>> No.26432745

my link stack went from $7000 to now $85000+ in a year's time, you need to find a new hobby lol

>> No.26432848

>Bragging about $700 over past year
KEK

>> No.26432901
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26432901

L O L

>> No.26432985

poorfags got more free money than your entire portfolio with the UNI airdrop

>> No.26433070
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26433070

Buy $CLF

>> No.26433168

>>26432701
It's easy to get gains like that with lunch money anon. Try trading with $10k+ and we'll see just how easy it is for you

>> No.26433195

>>26432701
percentage is irrelevant when you're trading literal dust you broke boy

>> No.26433206

>>26432701
Still poor. If you made those points on illiquid pairs then I have some bad news for you when you actually start swinging more than your lunch money. Still, congrats on your gains.

>> No.26433219

congrats on ur lunch money

>> No.26434162

>>26432466
I can’t wait for clf to crash

>> No.26434472

>>26432901
>TFW
is that real?

>> No.26434822

>>26432466
>Getting excited over 1k.

>> No.26434928

wow anon 1200 dollarinos. I wish I were rich like you.

>> No.26435115

A bunch of the normie shitheads back in my home town some how got a whiff of the GME short squeeze and are bragging about all the money they’re making.

I assumed they were talking at least $10k each, but they all made like $500-1000 each.
OP reminds me of those faggots

>> No.26435133

>>26432466
I remember starting with 4 figures.
TWO WEEKS AGO HAHAHA

>> No.26435134

>>26432466
You have $1,200 you can’t even buy a a used corolla or buy 2 months rent you’re underperforming life.

>> No.26435907

>>26432466
holy shit! you'll be a millionaire within 18 years at this rate! keep it going!

>> No.26436186

>>26435907
I'm getting ~0.68% gains per day, that's a lot less than 18 years

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26436297

>>26432466
>OUTPERFORMING THE S&P
>CASH OUT TUH-DAY

>> No.26436332

>>26432466
Plenty of stocks are shitting on SPY too

>> No.26436410

This is what every money manager thinks. He buys during a bull market, throws up huge numbers, maybe even gets a job or a fund handed to him. Then sooner or later it goes tits up, and he's suddenly dropping 30% in a month where the s&p dips 5%, and none of his picks do more than crab...

Nobody beats the market long term by buying stocks. It's a really bizarre phenomenon, but there you go.

>> No.26436455

I literally made 1 eth this morning, which is soon to be worth more than your entire portfolio boomer.

>> No.26436479

>>26432466
>beating the SPY by like 6x just by using common sense
explain this common sense strategy

>> No.26436545

>>26432466
>up $700 this year
Imagine trying to brag about this. You can make those gains in 15 mins in crypto.

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26436578

>>26432466
>Robinhood

>> No.26436632

>>26436545
>You can make those gains in 15 mins in crypto.
how nigga

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>>26436632
Sucks to suck

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>>26432466
You aren't as smart as you think you are. I'm a poorfag and you are literally a cockroach in comparison to me.

>> No.26436881

>>26436410
t. retard

>> No.26436990

>>26436763
cool but I made that with 15k in two months in the stock market last NOV/DEC off KCAC

>> No.26437053

>>26436763
links a good investment to but cyrpto fags need to diversify and play the market too I do both but sold BTC much too early when it hit 20k

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>153%
Cute

>> No.26437061

>>26432466
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1000 usd
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

>> No.26437089

>153% in a year

That's pretty sad, bro. I'll raise a fund to help your family.

>> No.26437114

>>26432701
what did you buy ng?

>> No.26437128

>>26437059
1400% over how long?

>> No.26437179

>>26437114
Solar stocks

>> No.26437229

>>26437128
Less than a year

>> No.26437273

>>26437229
whats the next coin on your radar?

>> No.26437277

>>26436186
0.22% daily percentage here, since 2013, kek

>> No.26437564

>>26432626
call like on an iphone?
call who anon?

>> No.26437639

>>26432466
I started 2021 with 2.2 mil
currently at 3.05

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26437672

>>26436665
I like you

>> No.26437699

>>26437564
the based department
ask for a bag of the new standard

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26437721

Wow anon, nice gains. 153% YTD? Unheard of

>> No.26437757

>>26432466
>700 in the past year
I'd rather get another part time job, this is trash.

>> No.26437892

>>26437229
I SAID WHATS THE NEXT COIN YOURE LOOKING TO DUMP MONEY IN YOU FUCK!!!

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26437934

>>26432466
Get wrecked queer.

>> No.26437992

>>26437934
what are you investing in anon

>> No.26438003

>>26437934
h-how do i do this :'(

>> No.26438044

>>26438003
this
give us your tips bro please

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26438047

>>26432466
Retard

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26438119

>>26437934
Hey that's pretty good! Congrats anon!

>> No.26438232

>>26432466
no tranny will ever pass

>> No.26438262

>>26437992
>>26438003
>>26438119

I bought 2.5 bitcoin in March and held it. Sold a few weeks back.

Easiest money I ever made. Currently sitting on 6 figures and patiently waiting for the coming crash to do it all over again.

I don't understand charts, I just followed the pink wojak-to-mumu quotient on /biz/.

>> No.26438340

>>26432701
>I'm bragging about the %, not the $
Yeah I can also put 500 bucks in something super risky and win that bet once in a while. Can you do that with 50k?

>> No.26438401

>>26432466
>$1200

>> No.26438410

>>26432466
Im up 4x in 9 months on my robinhood account

>> No.26438484

>>26436881
Good work anon. I'm holding this because I'm just smart enough to know I'm not that smart.