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Clearly a man

>>26414683
Looks like a bot.

>>26414683
>>not holding gold

>>26414683
I've wondered this myself. The female market is highly overvalued in my opinion and I want to destroy it.

The trick here is we need to find some way to financially bind a woman's worth in the hopes she will depreciate. The woman being short sighted and childish will always lend.

One possible method would be to figure out a way to buy nudes against their future value rather than current value. Although the real short would be IRL somehow taking advantage of the wall to purchase a woman's youth against her post expiry value.

The real question here is how do we turn pussy into a collective market we can short?

>>26415053
One possible method would be to say hire one round of sex or custom nudes from a whore in her twenties at a loan rate to be paid in full at her later value, you sell it to some simp at current market value. Then at a later date, you buy an hour of her time or custom nudes commission back from some simp at fair market pricing once she's post wall. Thus clearing your contract earlier.

I have absolutely no idea how any of these examples would work in any kind of possible reality, from the infinite potential of realities.

HOW DO WE ACTUALLY SHORT WOMEN ??

>>26414683
Invest in robot gfs

>>26415053
Its so simple. You just have to short OnlyFans, Tinder stocks.
Alternatively, we could create index following total OnlyFans accounts revenue and short the index

The honest non-meme answer is that only chads (handsome, tall, confident) can do that, and they’ve been doing this all the time.

They can use and dump high-value assets (women in their 20s), and simps (You) buy their bags when a woman is ready to ((settle down)).

>>26414683
>I don't have gold
What a stupid slut