/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26401508
I don't like picking up animal shit

>>26401533
This. I wish pets were engineered to never shit. Some day.

>that constant shit + shit litter smell
>having to always play in cat piss and cat shit so that you do not have to always smell cat piss and cat shit

>>26401508

food, cat litter, and any inevitable vet visits cost money. if mice cost you more than the cost of owning a cat, then maybe. but i doubt it. youll be in the red owning any pet, but its worth it bc theyre comfy

>basically buying mental health support at the bottom price

>is based
>will attack anything that moves
>keeps feet warm in the winter
>can be used as an alarm clock if you want to wake up at 6 AM when he gets hungry

I am

>>26401603
And yet it's the only mental health support that actually works. Cats are also the least jewish pet, by household ownership vs. religious affiliation of owners.

>>26401508
what kind of cat should i get? never had one before
>>26401612

>>26401533
make him an outside cat and he would never even think of pooping inside. need the brown gold to mark off your territory. sucks if you live in a city though, they always neck themselves sooner or later

>kills vermin
Cats are actually shit at catching mice. They'll only hunt when they're hungry and that's assuming they even know how. Dogs on the other hand will genocide an entire Disney movie's worth of mice in an afternoon.

canary master race
>sings at 6:30 so you HAVE to get up early and have a proper schedule
>cheap as fuck
>shit doesn't smell, unlike c*ts
>don't have to walk it
>doesn't run around like a wanker at night waking you up
>beautiful colours
>sings for you if you're sad

other birds are based too

>>26401508
>companion
Nah
>adorable
Nah
>self-governing
Need maintenance for house not to smell like piss and shit
>annihilates vermin literally for free
at a 60% efficiency rate at best?

I don't need a feces factory bro

>>26401693
Heck get some chickens if you have the room. Even they are better than cats at literally the one thing cats are supposed to be good at. Plus they lay eggs and when they stop doing that they become dinner.
You know what happens when a cat gets old? it shits and pisses everywhere and then drains your crypto gains in vet bills.

>>26401841
vgh birds being superior again
why am i not surprised....

Cats are based and I like mine. Dogs are also cool.
>inb4 gore posts

>>26401662
Unlike doges which have a massive problem with 'mutts' being mixed with violent breeds like dobermans (i was looking at a 'shelter retriever puppy' that was clearly a fucking mutt mixed with a doberman) and pitbulls, there aren't really any cat breeds that are known for being violent assholes that will ruin your day. So there's not a specific need to find purebred cats, though you can if you want. Cats will usually develop different personalities, though most have a similar baseline.

>realizing that being in proximity to niggers has not just ruined most cities but also ruined man's best friend

>>26401664
>my cat never uses the litterbox and always shits outside
>he also feeds himself by eating birds and mice

He likes gravy though.

>>26401889
>gore

What's up with that anyway? It's caturday and 4chan was created for anime and cats, where do all the faggots come from?

Dogs are better. Cats scratch and their hair gets in my food. And they claw all the furniture.

>>26402138
Dog not live as long and easily get cancer and then sad is me. Cat wander off into the basement to die at 20 years of age, unknown cause except "very old pet".

>>26402138
But they don't have the retarded normie personality and don't stink up small rooms

>>26401841
The cat was toying with it. The bird just wanted to eat it.

cats are lazy as fuck. Dog masterrace

>>26402420
>and don't stink up small rooms
Uhh what? Cats and their fucking shit boxes stink up everywhere they go. Every house I've been in that has cats has that "cat house" smell and I can't fucking stand it, I leave immediately. I hate cats and everyone who likes them.

They scratch the fuck out of your furniture they puke they shit on your stuff they're incessantly annoying cats are fucking vermin I have two and unfortunately my kids like them otherwise they'd have been shot in the head and buried in my fucking yard

>>26401662
Siberian, the top tier cat breed that even people who hate cats like. Kind of pricey but worth it

>>26402461
>cat cope

>>26402520
>>26402563
I agree 100% with these two posts, hated cats until I found out about siberians

>destroy local wildlife
>infect you with toxoplasmosis
>clean up its shit and piss everyday

>>26401533
>>26401580

They literally shit outside. Who the fuck keeps their cats inside? I sometimes bump into my cat around a mile from my house and he still finds his way back every day.

>>26402701
>Who the fuck keeps their cats inside?
Most people. Have you never met another cat owner? Most of them are fucking degenerates and their houses smell like ammonia and cat shit hell.

>>26402701
The jew fears the indoor cat farmer.

>>26402701
this my cat is indoor outdoor, she is a big fluffy himalayan. Doesnt scratch furniture or shit puke in the house, great cat, we had a mainecoon also like this, such a wild personality and he was indoor outdoor and was great, and were usually dog people, akita, dobermans etc

>>26402675
>infect you with toxoplasmosis
Increases your test so not a bad thing.

>>26402647
>hated cats until I realized most cats tend to be outside like 18 hours a day

>>26402758
I have had cats all my life and they are always outdoor animals.

My cat also loves my dog and licks his head it’s really strange, when I walk my dog my cat follows me around the block.

2020 took my 9 year old cat. Goddamned water in her lungs. No known cure yet..
She was supposed to be with me when I made it.
Brehs... why did she had to go?

I miss her so much.

>>26403574
Get another cat. She'd at the very least want another cat to be treated the way she was.

>>26402035
>violent breeds

>>26403642
You're thinking of dogs. Cats are selfish assholes.

>>26403574
Sorry for your loss though.

>>26401508
i fucked my last cat into a coma and it died

5 cats reporting in .
They all hate each other so its a bit stressful and its winter so they aint out much.
Life would be pretty boring without em .

Two cats reporting in. Cats just live thier lives. It's the best!

>>26402701
>They literally shit outside
Toxoplasma gondii is one of the freakiest parasites in the world. Thank you outdoor cats.

>>26403574
Looks like a faggot

3 cats reporting. They're cute and I'm lazy. Outdoor/indoors at night. No idea where they shit. You pet any dog and your hand stinks. Still love dogs though they're a bit too neurotic for me as I don't have an acreage or children yet.

Seriously how do people have the litter smell? Sift the shit every couple days get decent litter and vacuum every day which you should be doing regardless. Stop association of lazy fat obese modern owner habits with the animal. They're extremely clean animals. I've had cats for years and anyone first visiting my place is always surprised when they come out to the room because there is no smell or hair.

You only need cat litter and shit when they are kittens. Mine has a micro-chip cat flap and outdoor "chicken coop" repurposed as a cat house. Comes and goes all day as she pleases. Shits in a neighbour's garden. Based.

>>26405097
So true all dogs fuckin stink I don't know why. They are so gross. Cats groom themselves constantly, shit outside in hidden places and bury it. My cat smells great all the time, idk why something in their saliva maybe?

>>26403574
People who deal with invisible metaphysics and shiet say that cats have a group soul
Any cat is a gateway to all cats if so, past or future

shit pet for faggots and childless women.
sage

>>26403574
Fuck off to reddit

>>26405162
Very true. I have a pug (more of an alien than a dog) and he just stinks all the time whereas my cat never smells.

>>26405178
sad!

>>26401508
>t.toxoplasma gondii

>>26403695

Yes, behavior is 80% genetic and why niggers will never improve for as long as welfare for africa exists

>>26401652
I'm more of a dog person but this is based.

>>26401841
cats are becoming quite useless thanks to domestication. Kind of like toy dog breeds are completely useless at hunting.

>>26402758
Fucking burgers keeping their cats inside still, after spending almost a year working from home

>>26402520
iktf bro. one time i was looking for apartments as a college student. landlord is this 60 yr old man, as soon as i stepped inside that foul odor of ammonia and rotten death hit me in the face. didnt help that the floor was carpet. Told me that he had a cat somewhere - was nowhere insight probably dead. I bolted out of there and never went back.

>>26401736
>sings a sad tune because it's sad and in a cage all alone for the rest of its life

>>26406801
i'm not a subhuman to keep him in a cage
he goes there just to sleep or when i'm not home or cooking

>>26401508
jews and cats are one and the same, ask Q

>>26406823
Get him a gf or a bf

>>26401508
good shit but i'm allergic AF

>>26405204
You just got a pug with bad genes, ive had 3 pugs and only the 1st one had terrible B.O. and looked like it came from mars' ass. the other 2 were aesthetically pleasing with little to no smell.

>>26401508
Cats are fucking disgusting. Get a dog instead, superior in every way + no toxoplasmosis

Also fucking are fucking up entire ecosystems.
There's a study made in Germany about feral housecats genociding singing birds.
1 fucking feral housecats kills up 1000!! birds per year.

>>26405177
Unbelievably based. You're a great person, anon.

I have 3, when aigmi

NPCs and midwits hate cats because cats have more soul and original thoughts than them

>>26401693

That's a good pupper desu

>>26406981
Nah he's a proper decent looking full breed kennel club and all that bullshit. He just smells after about 2 days following a shower. He doesn't even go outside that much.

my old siames is literally dying now

i'm crying

I live in florida my cats get eaten living outside. They don't last long where I am at.

reminder that catios are perfect if you have a house and dont want your cats to get lost/killed by cars. They can go out safely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECPF_xTdP4A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mlaXGEibyE

>>26408647
build this >>26408718

Had a Siamese, but then last year she started randomly freaking out and attacking like a tiger.
Not just regular cat attacks, but full on screaming panic fighting-for-her-life clawing and biting
After a year of giving her pills, finally I started fearing for my safety and gave her away to some farm people
Still gonna get more cats, but I miss that crazy asshole. She was my baby
So yeah make sure you adopt adult cats that are properly socialised already and you can see their formed personality before you adopt

>>26402701
you are partly responsible for the decimation and extinction of several bird species. any cat that steps outdoors should be shot instantly.

>>26402758

Never met anyone who keeps a cat inside, that's just an American thing

>>26406571
My cat catches small rabbits and eats them in the entirety, starting with the head

>>26402701
>Who the fuck keeps their cats inside?
we kept our cat inside in an appartment and he couldn't be happier. the cat lived 18 years

>>26408833
Nature happens...wah kill it. You are so disconnected from the reality of nature. Predator, prey, food chains, ecosystems. If any cunt needs contained it's your unnatural thinking.

My ex bought me my kitty in 2009 for 100 bux at petsmart. Hoping to squeeze another decade outta him, lovely cat

>>26408905
they are an introduced species in many countries and have destroyed the ecosystem as a result, sounds like you are the disconnected one m8

>>26408557
>>companion
rip lil nigga

>>26408905
you are absolutely retarded. it is not natural at all, and is in fact a complete disruption of the ecosystem.

https://abcbirds.org/program/cats-indoors/cats-and-birds/

>>26401508
i like cats but i don't miss the smell of the litter box.

>>26408876
My cat once brought home an entire rabbit family when i left basement window open for him to get in and out. I go downstairs the next day and see several severed paws all around and one live and mauled baby rabbit in the corner that watched it siblings get tortured then eaten.

My cat is 8 years old and killed 3 birds and a few mice in its lifetime .
I think its way overblown, and dont get me wrong shes skilled af.

>>26409215
Moths tho , thousands upon thousands.

>>26401508
responsibility

>>26409215
It's bullshit, pesticides, herbicides and the radio towers kill way more birds a year than cats can kill in their entire lifetime but they just blame cats cause admitting the others is bad for big business.
The same is happening to bees but they've got no way to hide it.

>>26401652
Kek, I’d imagine most Jews are allergic to cats. Come to think of it, I only know one Jew with a cat, but he’s also veterinarian.

>>26409311
wrong. I understand you are trying to assuage your guilt by shifting the blame elsewhere. But domestic cats are the leading human-related cause of bird deaths.

>>26409391
Every time you turn on your phone you're killing birds, accept it.

>>26408833
Yeah this is why I won't get another one. Im sticking to doggos. Cats kill all the lizards and treefrogs here. When my cat brought one of our rarest frogs in I realized I had to build something for them to live in. Well the gators got to the cats first so now I dont have to worry about it.

>>26409417
I don't own a smart phone.

>>26401652
>>26409323
okay rabbis

John Carmack had a cat, Mitsi, that he was attached to, but when the cat peed on his new leather couch, he got rid of the cat by dropping it off at the animal shelter, where it was presumably put down. He was extremely dedicated to coding and pretty much anything that disturbed him or got in his way was not something he looked kindly on. Initially, his main motivation for doing the company was so that he had the freedom to work 100% on his own games, and have "enough pizza and diet coke to live on".

>>26401662
Maine coon, closest thing to a big cat you can own

>>26401662
Get a orange one. They’re the most friendly.

Shut up Pajeet shill.

>>26402035
>there aren't really any cat breeds that are known for being violent assholes that will ruin your day
because they're ALL fucking shitlifes that will ruin your day and possessions on a whim

cats are the women of animal kingdom

I'm switching my cat from free feeding to timed feeding and now she refuses to sit anywhere except right against me waiting to see if I'll fuck up and feed her

>>26402675
Make the cat shit outside retard

>>26402461
>>26402608
Cats always play their food/prey before they eat it.

>>26408857
>that's just an American thing
Most 4chan users are American.

>>26401508
Wise OP

'cat people' are feminised creeps and I instantly lose respect for said people once found out

>>26409813
cat people tend to be more intelligent than dog people. you're too low IQ for your friends anyway

>>26401662
Go to a rescue centre and get one from there. Fuck people who breed animals for profit, literal scum

>>26409813
>t. 300lb boring loser that can't get women larping as a tough guy

>nobody has mentioned that cats are the single greatest vector of toxoplasmosis

>>26401841
Jesus christ, I didn't even know chicken can move so fast

>>26410153
i thought that was undercooked red meat which is why france has the highest rates

I'm thinking of getting 2 cats, probably 2 kittens from the same litter. Any advice?

>>26410991
Get a rescue cat that's a few years old instead. Kittens are a pain in the ass and will destroy your furniture. Also the rescue cat will be more thankful and love you more

>>26401508
Cats are like women. Completely useless.

>>26402520

Stop associating with poor people.

>>26410991
beware getting 2 cats.. a lot of them dont get along well and it causes them significant stress to have to share space with another cat they dont like. owners are not aware of that

>>26410165
Dude chickens reflexes and reactions are literally like 100x that of a humans. Look up "chicken head tracking" on YT and try to conceptualize how its even possible, they exist in some primitive state where time doesn't even fucking exist. If they weren't some of the most retarded animals on earth they'd probably enslave us.

>>26408857
You’re lying

Everyone around the world does that

>>26411334
>>26410991
I thought about a rescue cat but also heard that 2 cata are better cause they can keep each other company when you're not there, assuming they get on. That's why I thought I'd 2 from the same litter that are already happy with each other. Will remember that about kittens though

>>26409702
Explains why this place is a dump full of retards

>>26408833
this

the dump bobos predicted since 12k broke us down from 34 to 32k
lamo
don’t use for this trash be a cool guy
now the best options is staking, high-liquidity services, nft and multi-level pools
that’s why follow new poolz, you will like it rofl

effeminate pet

>>26401508
I live in the countryside and my cat pooped again in my room.
And also he brings mice from outside to play with them in the house, at night, for hours.

>>26401508
Cats are based and im banned

>>26401508
>Why aren’t you in on this shit yet??
Because I don't want cat rectum parasites to invade my brain and modify my behavior.
Because I don't want my house to smell like cat shit and piss.
Because I don't want to clean cat vomit off the floor.
Because I don't want to clean mouse guts off the floor.

>>26409492
It was autism, wasn't it

>>26405131
No bro. You’re just so used to having fucking cats around that you can’t smell it. I’ve known two neurotic clean freaks with cats who clean their boxes obsessively and I guarantee their apt still smells like fucking cats.
Cats literally rub their asses on you and spray you with their anal glands

The only good cat is an outdoor cat

>>26412716
cats themselves dont smell, and if they do, it's way less than dogs who really smell. the bigger the dogs the smellier

>>26401508
My cats liver is failing. She throws up all the time and constantly begs for food, no matter how much I give her she throws up and continues to starve. I woke up to my dog having a seizure last week, luckily she is recovering pretty well.

I love animals but sometimes it doesn't seem worth the pain it puts me through. Especially with dogs, you pay to have your heart broken every 7-15 years.

based thread, fellow cat chad here. wami (we already made it)

>>26402647
Siberian’s are based, best breed

Own both a cat and a dog and I definitely prefer the cat. Dog is too needy, too attention seeking, too much maintenance, just to reach a baseline of behavior that was practically a given in my cat.

>>26401662

>>26410095
Ironically posting this in /biz/

When I was broke and addicted to heroin my cat was the only one who continued to love me no matter how much of a piece of shit I was. I found him on the street and raised him from a kitten and I will make it just to give him a great life. He’s a good friend.

>>26413526
handsome cat

cats are pieces of shit they are essentially muslims in animal form
>invasive species
>no respect for whatever envrionment they find themselves in
>refuse to adapt to norms
>destroy all the local fauna
>proudly display their killing fiesta for all to see (probably rattling off praise for all*h while doing it)

>>26405197

4chan has always loved cats you fucking newfag trying to fit in

>>26413744
>refuse to adapt to norms
based rebel

>>26413744
Cats have self respect. Dogs don't

>>26401508
Based cat poster, I always imagine that there exists something like in the A Whisker Away movie and cats are just cute anime girls wearing magical masks

I already did, I found her abandoned outside in January winter 4 years ago, she turned out to become a great friend.

>he doesn't own a big fat tiggo
Absolutely, positively NGMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS0EkSzqN8Q

the only reason you think cats are cute is because you have their butt parasites in your brain telling you they are cute
cats are a pest in other parts of the world where people don't keep them as pets and ingest and roll around in their ass worms until they get braindamaged
you think I'm kidding?
No, I'm not. you can take drugs to kill the brain parasites and after a few months you will be annoyed by cats and find them unremarkable, you will not hear 'kitty kitty kitty! <3<3<3' in your brain whenever you see a cat anymore
don't even pretend that you don't have an internal anxious feeling to dote on whatever cat you see, niggers
its not normal
its the buttworms

>>26413526
he just wanted food and grooming from you and that's it, hard to see with your parasite infested brain but that isn't love

imagine being so mind-controlled by cat ass parasites that you are compelled to make a post about cats on /biz/
think about it
its not normal
its not okay
its the buttworms

>>26401612
My cat would give me the hooks if I tried that shit.

>>26413744
Funny because Muhammad was a huge cat fan himself.

>>26401533
We have a hybrid cat. He shits outside 99% of the time. Big disadvantage is that he sometimes fights with other cats but so far he healed up by himself. Food is about 600€ a year. But yeah, desu, I rather wont have any animals again after him. Had some cats and dogs around all my life and it is often enough a burden and I do not get people who rather have pets than kids since kids at least can wipe your ass when you are old.

>>26401508
>>annihilates vermin literally for free
I can’t respect an animal that lives like a 4chan jannie

>>26416315
Animals, especially cats >>> kids