/biz/ - Business & Finance

Buy SOXL Monday morning

>>26393299
Alright lads, that's all from me for the day.
Enjoy the weekend, relax.
We won.

Ive been shilling NUMI all month and was right, luckily its been a slow roll up so still lots of room to get in.

BFARF mentioned with the likes of MARA around 22:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=dHchPIPUI_I

>>26393299
FUCK DAMN
don't shill it in the OP I wanted to buy
ass

I can't wait to see people get fucked by gme it will be glorious, baby's first pnd.

You all need to get in TRUFF/ TRIP.CN (us or canadian) now while its still ground floor.

I hate black people and I own thousands of AMC shares

This is your final chance to get in next week. They will release results end of January early Feb. The results are known to be very positive. Biden administration and Fauci are looking for effective therapeutics. This think is going to be at 2.50 in a month.

>>26393411
First part was based

>>26393411
>people

>>26393381
buy monday at noon, ignore opening morning chaos

>>26393398
>CEO is Todd Shapiro

Gonna buy at open, can't wait for him to destroy these hedge funds with facts and logic

>>26393411
>owning a chinese owned movie house that is on the verge of a high velocity impact splatter.

hmmm what happened to CLSN today? anyone still watching it or bought some?

>>26393485
kek. It's funny cuz I got the joke

>>26393299
Ech retards talking about shroom stocks again. Fucking pot stocks 2.0

I SAID

I’M NOT

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SELLING

>>26393517
gib milkies

>>26393539
this isn't stocktwits

>>26393398
ok fine yes
I'm getting myco-memes next week, why didn't the report on psychedelics podcast highlight the fuck out of the etf?

Tesla will have a scandal for unsafe material usage and their stock will drop, mark my words.

Also fuck Quebec

>>26393439
gib me the DD like AUPH bro

how liquid is the options market compared to the normal market? especially fast exp. contracts. like, who on earth buys valuable contracts (read: high premium contracts) when it's just going to expire in a week or two

>>26393517
thank you anon I'll be here all week

>>26393514
Direct offering right after a pump, all the rage with penny stocks these days

Sigh life's great. Been on a nice relaxing vacation since march. I work only as needed for maybe I dunno 4 hrs 2 to 3 days a week while I still get paid for a full 40 hr work week. The icing on the cake is my vacation and sick time is just piling up like mad and with each day that ticks away that's one closer to my retirement in 2031. No stress, no debts, fuck I'm living the dream man.

*ahem*

I WANT TO FUCK CATHIE WOOD

Never had a position in GME but it would make stock market lore if Ryan Cohen could now force a shareholder vote that recalled shares.

>>26393586
>also fuck Quebec

b-but I live here man...Its actually pretty comfy.

AMC short squeeze is about to be nuts, it's close to GME in short % and it just broke huge resistant. people fudding don't understand, it's not about holding, it's about the retard pump. the short squeeze started today, pumping above 3.30 put it above a big resistance point and people will take notice. this will be almost like GME

Guys my room mates decided to throw a party while I was at work. Should I hate fuck this black chick who is drunk and wants to fuck or is that being a race traitor?

>>26393591
options divide the market into a zillion strike dates and prices, so much less liquidity than the normal stock market

>>26393617
Honestly when I was in Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu it was fucking gorgeous. But it's my Anglo duty to shit on QC

>>26393608
anal only wouldnt want to know what's down there.

>>26393623
>t. retard

>>26393591
>who on earth buys valuable contracts (read: high premium contracts) when it's just going to expire in a week or two

Either chads or someone who knows something, but to answer your question it's dependent on which strike and what stock, if you're buying close ITM GME weeklies you'll have no problem, other contracts might not be so readily available

i bought CRSR and NOK calls today. how fucked am i

>>26393608
Sorry anon, that's a man

>>26393539
Still bagholding OSMT?

>>26393647
liquidity builds near strike date but starts really bad

>>26393586
Tesla is made of scandals but nothing ever happens to them

>>26393593
I've been fucking off the whole pandemic and I'm in a make or break stage, 10 percent more gain and I can say I actually managed to make more than I would have working. It's almost all riding on BB at this point too.

>>26393636
everything once. go

>>26393636
Use a condom anon

>>26393636
dude, get your dick wet. the fuck you doing on an cartoon image board? you better not respond because you are balls deep in the gravity well.

>>26393608
PND scam artist? no thanks

>>26393636
black girls fuck great

t. man who busted within a minute

>>26393623
>AMC short squeeze is about to be nuts
Retard, there can't be a short squeeze if nobody is short. Get back to me when it has 200% short float.

>>26393346
God bless

>>26393656
>not editing the photo to say "MAKE AMC GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!1"

>whoa MAN i heard on the JOOE ROGEN PODCAST that uhhhhhhhhh like uhhhhhhhhhhhhh psychedel uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh psych uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhh pykedelluhhhhhhhhhhhh psychuhhhhhhhh SHROOMs uhhhhhh like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help retarded MMA fighters after they get their skulls bashed in repeatedly!!!!!!!!! whoooooa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! think of the heckin fighterinos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>This week in earth shattering psychedlic research: studies confirm that combining MDMA and LSD does in fact get you higher! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>26393590
>Direct offering right after a pump
ouch

>>26393636
yes , are you stupid?

>>26393659
see but GME's super high IV has to make those contracts so expensive, how are there that many people willing to pay that premium

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K going for it.

>>26393636
>unironically caring about skin colour because muh MSM tells yout o

this isn't /pol/ man, no one gives a shit. Do you, maybe she's even cool

>>26393299
so guys, what are the plays for next week?

>GME Squeeze is still happening
>BB mooning when law suit numbers will be revealed ( big facebook injection cooming)
>Aurinia trial positive

What am I missing?

Should we spend the weekend looking for companies with low floats to make a lot of money off of?

>>26393739
You will regret it

Wtf is ATOS and why should i yolo on it

Can't wait for this lovely ETF to come out.

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/psychedelic-etf-horizons-stocks-launch-shrooms-psilocybin-therapeutic-neo-exchange-2021-1-1029995086

>>26393636
tell us about it after and also give us your top stock pick after she makes you nut

I'm seeing CCIV up, what's going on, is it the retards on stocktwits pumping it in hopes of a merger that won't happen?

>>26393723
there is interesting stuff going on there, if they can patent an isolated blend of molecules and get it to show results in clinical trials, there is real potential

>>26393739
do you WANT to catch airborne aids bat flu?

>>26393723
Kek
I’ve hung out with some of Joe Rogans fighting friends and while the perma fry is real I think a lot of it is due to literal brain damage from fighting. Good DMT stories though

Is there a bigger stock meme then pharmaceutical PnD’s?

I fucking hate talking to my friends and they go “bro, I found this new stock. They’re supposed to cure cancer tmrw” and I check it’s $1.50 and went up 80% in the past week.

My one friend got burned by Zomedica

>>26393764
stfu and stop FUD pussy you tranny lovin tranny.

>>26393739
>Taking advantage of a intoxicated woman that can't legally consent
Based

>>26393764
stfu lol

>>26393623
>penny stock

Let me explain my trading strategy, good sirs. First I look for stupid posters in these generals, see
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>>26393724
These posters have a low IQ and a negligible education background. They are not to be trusted. Do not go near the stocks that they are involved with. The same applies to namefags and tripfags such as nigger scoop, CLF tranny, baggie schizo. Yes it is possible they're just PRETENDING to be retarded, but unless you want to go broke just ignore them. It's easy to tell which posters are at least moderately intelligent as they can actually type out comprehensible sentences in the english language. If you are going to try and get good stock pics from this general you must ignore the low IQ redditors, niggers, and subhuman working class trash. By the way I won't give advice on what to buy because if you're not an idiot you can figure it out and deserve to get rich, if you can't figure it out you deserve to eat shit and die.

>>26393811
Ignore your bro/Bradley friends and buy NUMI and TRUFF

>>26393759
>GME Squeeze is still happening
>Friday volume: 195,711,513
No lol. Its been covered. I hope you sold retard.

LINE GO UP!
LINE GO UP!!
LINE GO UP!!!

>>26393723
NGMI

>>26393759
PLTR will unironically hit 40 on Monday (before their demo day). Will fall back down to 30 at some point in the week, but stay put at 30-34. It’s a long term stock.

>>26393844
So you're saying to dump my life savings into $BB, got it

>>26393844
no, I am actually retarded

I think I have brain damage

>>26393844
LEL NGMI

>>26393777
>a merger that won't happen
Get a load of this faggot.

>>26393811
Everyone got burned by biotech pharma trash at least once.

>>26393844
>dubs
The only thing noteworthy about this post

>>26393811
I know what you mean. You can buy calls on them and make ok money. The reason it's fucking dumb is that maybe 1% of the population can even look at that shit and know if it's legit. The rest are just working off of tips, then for every one that makes it there are 100s of others that just dip like mad. I feel like it's a trial every amateur swing trader has to undergo and if they make it through they can keep going.

>>26393587
Lol. Im tired bro and im drunk.

Here ill tell you basically what the medicine is, the results and articles you can find in yahoo news.

Basically covid patients that recover are known to have high concentrations have this peptide in their lungs VIP. This medicine is being studied in shot and inhaler form, it increases vip concentation in the lungs. The medicine was used for people in a different way for 20 years so we know its safe already. EUA eminent after these last results, company is ramping up infustructure for production and buyout. Basically if you have moderate to severe covid patients that are about to die like ventilator level patients, you can give them this and most of them walk out of there fine in a few days, while the other group that got to placebo have like a 2/10 survival rate.

I fell for the AUPH scam.

I think I’d follow cathie into a burning building fuck I’m drunk

>>26393794
How about we do some controlled trials of injecting psilocybin mushrooms directly into your bloodstream like this brave sir

https://www.india.com/viral/man-injects-magic-mushroom-tea-into-his-vein-survives-near-death-experience-4336997/

>>26393850
Don't forget MindMed. Hoping that baby will get on the NASDAQ soon. Still "cheap" territory.

>>26393844
Yeah you sure wrote out a lot of shit for a guy who's still gonna buy NUMI and TRUFF/TRIP.CN

>>26393811
Pajeet biotech PnDs are the crucible through which everyone eventually gets burned

>>26393844
I am so upset after reading this. You have a pre 90's mentality that the market is reserved for the elite and highly educated. BULLSHIT.

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>>26393883
Good sirs you are retarded. Good day.
>>26393879
Good sir you are aware of your retardation so you are much better off than the rest of this rabble, do not take risks and your life will be as good as it can be for a retard.

Yes pharma is a massive pump and dump, but here's the secret.

BUY BEFORE THE PUMP, SELL BEFORE THE DUMP

CRBP LCTX SRPT

>>26393844
bro thats crazy lmao

>>26393916
>I knew AUPH was a scam yesterday when it was literally being shilled by one guy..for one day..and you bought it.

Guess youre a baggy now.

Hello friends could we please pump VVPR and SPI green energy stocks, they haven't mooned as much as others yet and are low float with decent price

>>26393899
Trial 3 results are going to be released end of this month or early February. Its known to be good. The company already is getting ready to moon.

>>26393945
Think you meant to post this

>>26393945
by giving him angry replies you feed him

>>26393926
yeah i heard about that
some people really are cutting edge, what if cybernetics is dumb and we should become mushroom men?

>>26393916
AUPH got approved...

>>26393916
Why is auph a wcam? Isn't it on the moon now

>>26393844
buy GME AMC BB BTC ETH TSLA NET PLUG AUPH SPY VOO TQQQ SQQQ QQQ ARKK TSM AAPL MSFT CUK DENN

>mfw there are people not in shroomstocks yet

>>26393844
>tfw I wasn't (you)'d.
>I never get included in anything

>>26393957
Hello good sir. Do you know how I can tell that your epithelial cells are enriched with an abnormally large quantity of melanocytes?

>>26393623
https://pastebin.com/raw/dMhWbFu4
I wrote a script that ranks every stock based on how much people are shorting. First number is short ratio, second number is days to cover. AMC is near the bottom, so I think you're wrong. Disclaimer, these values are as of Dec 31st. I'll post an updated list at the beginning of February.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>26393999
Uhhhhhh checked?

What stock can I buy if I have a severe foot fetish

>>26393945
Nonsense. I am very happy that you fools are involved in the market. SOMEONE has to hold my bags when I dump the pump, if not you then who?

>The cost basis of GME LEAPS I bought on Tuesday has already been offset by day trading weekly calls so I'm YOLOing for free
Is making money really this easy?

>>26393946
thanks anon
I know I'll never make it but maybe one day I'll stop caring

I smoked a bunch of weed and now everything makes sense. I'm buying 100 BBBY on Monday.

It's kind of crazy that with the click of a couple buttons you and I can become co-owners of any kind of industry or company in the world and chat about it anonymously. I wish I had sum marijuanas to inject into my veins.

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>>26393773
Samefagging disgusting race traitor

>>26394059
You’re my favorite poster here, but don’t let it go to your head.

So what are we drinking tonight /smg/? I didn't go broke today so I'm trying to celebrate by myself.

>>26394076
I thought we were a team. what are your credentials? Your uncle tipped you off about his hemp fueled cobalt mine?

>>26394105
epic racial purity meme

>>26394105
>1 post by this ID

>>26394076
K E Y E D

reminder to buy numi

Did you retards get your lottery tickets, because I sure did
t. retard

>>26393899
Thanks bro, have a good sleep

>>26394121
with some lemon of course

>>26394121
>what are your credentials?
I'm Jewish.

>>26394121
rum and canada dry earlier, then smoked weed

weed for BB and rum for GME

RLFTF - if this COVID play company is so good, so "in the bag" as what some say it is then why is the stock only 0.48 cents?

>>26394121
I’m drinking old forester bourbon and watching Loveboat

>>26394177
I don't trade options, don't have the brains for it. Nice dubs though.

>>26394103
>It's kind of crazy that with the click of a couple buttons you and I can become co-owners of any kind of industry or company in the world and chat about it anonymously
yep. it's completely crazy. and remember, not only can you do all of that, you can do it while sitting on the toilet taking a shit

>>26394121
Cheap gin + orange juice

>>26394186
perrier is slightly better imo

>>26393844
But... Aren't the dumb ones getting rich on meme stocks?

>>26393346
Would it be too late to buy in AUPH when the market opens on Monday? I haven't really been paying attention to it/this gen as much as I used to, so I'm curious. Glad to see it's gonna pay off for you early guys though.

>>26393899
You've got my interest

>>26394223
How old are you?

>>26394222
But you have the digits

>>26394218
Because it's an OTC stock.

The drug is all but approved though.

t. big bagholder

>>26394254
probably yes, it's going very high very fast as soon as the market opens. maybe you can try and buy a dip after the initial pump. but it won't be as cheap as it is now

I've got 500. Meme me into losing money

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/psychedelic-etf-horizons-stocks-launch-shrooms-psilocybin-therapeutic-neo-exchange-2021-1-1029995086

$PSYK launching next Wednesday

/smg/ is a cross between reddit and shitcoin /biz/ generals now

I think after this year it's quite obvious that we live in a simulation. Given that, take what I'm about to tell you as a quest hint from an NPC.

TR (Tootsie Roll) has a float of 16 mil shares with 46% ofnthe float shorted. How obvious does a game hint have to be for you guys? It's literally a fucking Tootsie Roll stock that is primed for an epic short squeeze.

rate my meme port

>ATOS
>BB
>NOK
>CLSN
>BCRX
>GME
>ARKG
>ARKF

>>26394222
checked, and I'm talking about the big mighty joe american 1,000,000,000 dollar mega millions jackpot

>>26394324
I would go with ATAI since it's shilled by Thiel

>>26394318
500 what? bananas? elephants?

>>26394316
Got it. Thanks.

>>26394346
>no PLTR

Ngmi

>>26394263
30, why?

>>26394246
I uniroincally did a blind taste test with San Pel, Perrier and Pure LaCroix, and San still won out. to each his own though.

>>26394318
Cathie Wood mommy ARK funds. not terribly risky imo, and higher returns than SPY or VOO. Hold for 5+ years

>>26394353
>Thiel
no thanks

>>26394374
based anon, I turn 30 in August .. I'll treat you all as my little therapy session tonight - I'm afraid I won't have enough folks to celebrate my 30th with. man I wish I had a big group of close friends that I grew up with.. you know, folks you've known since high school or college or some shit. I don't really have that. oh well, I have (You)

My apologies to anyone owning PetMed Express (PETS), I bought a stake and then it promptly dumped 12% ofc.
>>26394374
Then why Loveboat?

>>26394389
why not? guy is a boss.

>>26394121
Nelson's Blood. A good port is the key to clarity. Also a rapid way to get turbo fucked after making fucking hoofing mega gains on some Yank game shop. Luv me missus too, but what she don't know won't hurt her, eh lads?

>GME getting MSM attention, trending search term on Google
Retail options ban and $200k PDT incoming, the higher limit wouldn't even really be inconsistent with the original legislation since $20k bought you a hell of a lot more in 1999

if you really want a meme that loses money there's always NKLA

>>26393354
What do you think about the call warrants going out Monday or whatever? Idk idk if i should buy warrants or just average up.

>Up 1200
>Go to bed
>Wake up
>Up 400
What happened?

>>26394444
I can only imagine how many people are still holding WKHS

>>26394218
Outstanding shares. OTC. And media has ignored it until now

>>26394414
You aren't alone in your loneliness and it's not your fault. The only escape is a good woman, and if you find one never put any other person over here. Just my advice.

Bros I'm having trouble figuring which series to try and get back into...
oregairu SNAFU based 8man?
Boku no Hero Academy?
Titanic Attackers?

Maybe marathon S1 and S2 of Log Horizon??

>>26393563
>DOROHEDORO
DOROHEDORO
>DOROHEDORO
DOROHEDORO
DORORO
>DORORO
DORORO
>DORORO
Dorohedoro on netflix and Dororo on Amazon Prime

>>26394343
FUCK YOU
as soon as I figured out this was the company behind The Junior Mint, I resolved to dickbuy it on monday when the market crashes

>>26394414
bold
I look forward to further updates
I uhhhhhhhhh can't imagine my own life improving in any way but I hope your situation gets better
what do you like to do?

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>>26393855
wtf are you talking about retard. Calls were executed and halts were triggered. There was no actual squeeze yet, stay poor lmao

>>26394509
Thanks a lot for that perspective anon. I do have a gf (I don't want to admit this to biz because you all are fucking haters and think I'm larping), and I do love her a lot.. have a nice night.

Should poorfags get a margin loan to pay for stock?

>>26393636
Tell her to buy Atos

>>26394563
absolutely not unless you want to ruin your life

>>26394533
Dorohedoro is pretty based and im not even all that into anime. Very good show

>>26394461
Market did dumb shit, never trust it

>>26394414
Bless you anon, normie friends are overrated. I was always a bit of a shut in but forced some social exercise and now have a solid crew of connections but to each their own. Alone time is very therapeutic too. I hope you enjoy the birthday whoever you end up with
>>26394415
My folks had us watch it when I was a kid, nostalgia I guess. Doc Bricker was a Chad

advice on how to get better w/ options? have traded abt 5 contracts so far and lost maybe $40 total (though three aren't expiring for another month so can't quite count that)--anything to read to get better acquainted?

>>26393767
Covid cure nasal spray and breast cancer shit. Biden pump

>>26394533
well I do have my gf and I do have a best friend and my family isn't shitty so honestly it's not that bad.. what has these feeling coming up is that a buddy/acquaintance is having a surprise party tomorrow.. fuck man a) I just don't have enough friends for a surprise party and/or b) they'd never host one. anyway I'm just being a little sad & existential, 30 years old is like Ohhh fuck here we go... I have it OK in hindsight.

>>26394618
You need to blow up your account a few times, then you'll know how to do options

>>26394563
fuck no

>>26394576
fuck what can I do? any kind of loan?

>>26394563
no you idiotic faggot, margin isn't free money so you shouldn't treat it as such

judging from the seethe indicator from my first post it seems like AMC will indeed moon. tough luck incels

>>26394550
Idiot. I even post the volume.

Hey guys.

I bought a fuckton of ICLN calls for April.

Am i gonna be ok?

Anyone have any opinions on F? I almost didn't buy into it because it's a shit company with shit cars and I personally dislike it, but I saw it jump a bit a few days ago and it made me think they may actually have a case. I have seen some hype from youtube ecelebs for the new Bronco, and I think people are much more open to, and even positive towards, the Mach-e than I originally expected. I haven't looked at their balance sheet or anything like that though, since it's just a gamble either way. I don't think this is going GME or TSLA levels, but I can see it hitting 30 in a few months.
Of course, they did just announce a $610 million recall, and apparently the scumbags are taking $1.5bil from their employees pension funds to buy more yatchs, so I'm a bit conflicted.

>>26394652
save up $1000 and start with that

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>>26394651
I need free money to buy GME right now. what should i do?

>>26394082
well yeah, if you have the money sure. But book profit isnt real, even though yelling wants it to be

>>26394533
AoT

I don't think any other series manages to link their stories so well. It's all connected.

>>26394598
Oh, that's cool. My nostalgia fix from TV is Xena and Hercules. They used to play every saturday right around the time my parents gave us candy, max comfy.

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>>26393767
Holy fuck. That marketcap is low. I may buy this Monday if it's not up crazy.

>>26394678
I have 1k but i need 10k to make a real impact

>>26394680
>buy GME right now
you missed the boat bud
>what should i do?
start an onlyfans?

WHO HERE WANTS TO PLAY DUNGEONS & DRAGONS

>>26394711
youre going to be bankrupt in a year

>>26394438
More market participants is good for liquidity and profits. They don't want to lose their ability to sell options to normies. The PDT rule maybe because that's one thing that only hurts normies.

>>26394680
you have a gambling problem, delete robinhood and fucking stop before you're on the streets

>>26394655
are you aware of what that means? Or are you just regurgitating something you read on yahoo?

>>26394675

I would invest in car manufacturers this year. Biden might roll out with a cash for clunkers plan like Obama did back in his first term.

who else hates the weekends now?
>wake up at 4 am on weekdays
>look at my stocks even though i know it doesn't matter
>scan for new stuff, scan stuff i already have
>watch news
>drink coffee
>wait for it to open
>weekend comes
>bored as fuck
>just want to trade again

what does this mean?

>>26394618
this anon >>26394642 is right. otherwise here are some general links:

https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/
https://www.investopedia.com/options-basics-tutorial-4583012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PM4rNDr4oI

that last video - the Moby lookin fella - isn't that bad. he gives you a lot of context, it's fairly high level.

and of course..theta gang..

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOweupE79XXiBaeH_xBpkUcYUsrAaKQen

Something with options doesn't click for me though so I stay away. I think I was just making dumb risky moves and had terrible assumptions .. e.g. I shorted SPY around the time of the election thinking the uncertainly would cause some selloffs temporarily, but it was actually the opposite. all that uncertainly and shit was probably priced in anyway.

And don't get me started on technical analysis.

>>26394680
8/8, at least I hope you're baiting

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>>26394725
gambling on GME short squeeze sounds great. how is it bad ?

>>26393439
Where can I buy this? It's not on Robinhood, Fidelity and WeBull won't let me buy any for some reason.

>>26394734
Anon...why did you post this cute lad

>>26394121
Nothing. I finished all my beer yesterday.
Gonna buy me some Passauer Hell for breakfast when the shops open though

>>26394665
yes but man you should also just buy ICLN proper. I think about it in this way (I know you all hate LONG timelines).. in 20 years ICLN will be worth a shitload OR we won't push hard enough as a species w.r.t. climate change and we'll begin to see the beach towns flooding.

>>26394734
you can teach me how to do that
>>26394736
how is this bait?

>>26394042
>amc
it's 36% idk why you need a bot to see that

holy fuck i hate weekends now but i also hate working on weekdays please god save me from 6 figure hell

>>26394727
Do you know why there is a short squeeze? It means people short the stock. If those people buy the stock to cover, then the stock sky rockets. Thats why the volume was 10 time normal. Shorts covered.

any ATOS holders? could this be the next BCRX?

ARKX when?

>>26394121
The GOAT beer

>>26394665
i bought and sold that shit. It's fine and probably good but I'd rather pump in sth with higher returns like BB, GME PLTR, it's a safe crab though.

>>26394642
This and learn how to take the opposite side of the trade that lost you money. If you're too poor for covered calls or cash-secured puts look at spreads. Learn vertical spreads, calendar spreads, then graduate to diagonal spreads.

>>26394642
>>26394735
thanks to both of you, i'm definitely gonna lose some money and i'm gonna keep reading up. figure if i can get it down while i'm young and have nothing but disposable income it'll be a good tool for when i'm trying to make it.

>>26394749
its fine if you have money to spare, its not if you're desperately trying to find a get rich quick scheme because you're poor. that mentality will fuck you over sooner or later

>>26394762
Its on fidelity. You should be able to buy it on there during market hours. Might have to wait until your cash is settled. And you will have to pay an 50 dollar fee for each trade so make sure you buy a significant amount and make sure you are ready for a ride. Its a bio penny after all. But I have held for months and I think the worst is done.

>>26394835
VERY based

>>26394855
Isn't it basically guaruanteed to make me money though? GME looks like a healthy stock right now. i'm not planning on others

>>26394869
Fidelity is $50 for OTC? I have TD and it’s $6

OKAY REDDIT LISTEN UP. I NEED TO GET MONEY FOR THIS GURANTEED 100X NEW BITCOIN STOCK CALLED GME. SO I DOUBLE MORTGAGED MY HOUSE AND WENT ALL IN AT 72$. SEE YOU BOYS WHEN THE LAMBO COMES.

>>26394618
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLJiSMXJ9K-1AOTqIqdXJgQ/videos
learn how to use vertical spreads. then learn to use meme lines and 200MA Keltner channels to find your entry. then learn to have an exit strategy.

>>26394121
I'm still finishing the 24pack of Yuengling my dad got me for Christmas

>>26393299

>Reconnaissance Energy Africa Ltd, formerly Lund Enterprises Corporation, is an oil and gas company. The Company is engaged in the exploration and development of oil and gas in Namibia. The Company holds interest in a petroleum exploration license in northeast Namibia, which covers the entire Kavango sedimentary basin. Its exploration license covers an area of approximately 25,341.33 square kilometers (6.3 million acres).

Thoughts on this? If they strike oil they'll have it all and will be able to fuel all of Africa, which sur isn't going electric this century.

>>26394780
because why in the fuck would you think it would be a wise decision to take out a margin loan, retarded unless you have the money to cover it, to buy GME, a stock that just went up more than 800% since September, and expect to make the same amount as the people who have been in it for that long, when in all likely hood it will not go up another 100% even you stupid fucking god damn retard

>>26394907
Nice. Yeah fidelity is. It kinda sucks but oh well. I like Fidelity otherwise.

>>26394688
thanks fren
glad to see you awake and well
guess I could even watch it with /a/ if the mangafags don't spoil everything

>>26394718
i'd like to try

>>26394167
I saw a YT vid on this, may buy

I think I might make it bros

>>26394823
I went in atos 80% of my portfolio

>>26394818
ok stay poor dude, i wont explain it. good luck

>>26394908
ironically this is how the stock market actually works lmao. It's worse than portrayed in WoWS

>>26394891
nothing is guaranteed in the stock market
>GME looks like a healthy stock right now
I don't think you know what healthy means

>>26394618
buy LEAPS on growth companies that you are confident holding for a year and never touching, everything else is a scam or lottery tickets

>>26394835
Good choice, wish I could get that here.

>>26394823
500 shares. about a third of my portfolio is pharma actually. A good chunk of which I'm skeptical of.

>>26394947
It's going to keep going up

>>26394974
Atos looks like a nice bio flip. Im going to try to buy Monday.

>>26394891
No, nothing is guaranteed money.. lmao

>>26394967
god you went hard on PLTR .. good for you.

>>26394803
short ratio, not short % of float. and yeah if you only care about 1 stock you can just google it.

>>26394908
This but unironically.

>>26393636
If you have to ask us I doubt you can pull it off but go for it. Take pics and report back otherwise you are just a larping faggot.

>>26394324
im in revive, and mind med already , may still grab this tho

>>26394986
i made 2k in a day from a simulator with real prices i feel like i'm doing okay
>>26395008
buying bitcoin in 2014 and saving in until now is guraunteed money

>>26394959
Don't. There will be tons of spoilers.

>>26394059
STOP BEING GAY

>>26395005
I got in close to 1$ and lots of hype now, with the explosion of some other penny stocks I may as well see if degenerates will pump this sucker too

>>26395001
better take on as much debt as possible and go all in then, just like all those boomers who took out a 3rd mortgage and bought BTC at 41k

>>26393811
>Is there a bigger stock meme then pharmaceutical PnD’s?
No. Bioshit is the dregs at the bottom of the barrel that we talk about when the market is boring amd nothing is breaking out.

>>26394967
Respect for that commitment to PLTR. GTE too, 2 of my biggest holds right now. I’ve got a shitload of August 2.50c and am scared shitless about them

By the way JMIA has taken off for the stars. I knew it would happen and posted DD here last week but didn't enter any positions because I'm all in GME.

>>26395051
>he missed TGTX

>put stocks I have in 4chanX filter to highlight them
>have like 10% gain in UUUU
>everyone keeps typing out their autistic screaming
>several threads about random shitcoins get highlighted
>thinking about selling stock to put an end to this shit

>>26395049
Isn't there a way for me to get 4k or so loan and just put it in GME and wait a few months?

>>26395081
And also because it only had monthly options and no weeklies, but it looks like that just changed.

When’s optimal time to load up on SPY puts?

>>26394563
if you want to kill yourself

lmao.
zats the best you could come up with?
Illiterate mid-wit confirmed.
Run along and “kill your girl”
Don’t make me to kick you off from this topic
Wanna get money - use your fucking brain and go for Base
That’s all I can advise u

>>26394222
Pretty sure you just buy calls on stocks u think will rise, then sell them for profit when the stock goes up

>>26395110
>>26394908

>>26395112
https://www.barchart.com/stocks/quotes/JMIA/options
>0.16 put/call ratio
Ayy lmao.

>>26395144
honestly anon .. bears are not welcome here. Bears always end up losing anyway. Don't be me - don't EVER try to time a downturn.

Is it stupid to keep holding PLTR and not selling on Monday or Tuesday because of demo day? Is a big dip certain because of the lockup coming soon?

>>26395146
>>26395159
what can i do to get free money for stocks. im not being ironic. i think gme is doing good and i have nothing to lose

>>26395032
its only guaranteed money in hindsight, you could have also easily bought NKLA calls last year and lost it all
you're welcome to buy GME regardless, but if you continue to treat stocks like that you will absolutely regret it in the future, don't say we didn't warn you

>turned four figures into mid five figures
>don't feel anything

am I

am I gonna make it

oh no, reddit is in on ATOS. is it over bros?

>>26395181
PLTR is a long term hold .. if you already own some you shouldn't care about this lock up shit.

>>26395203
Yes

>>26394343
Im a pro TR holder. What they dont tell you is that its the most boring stock in the world. I dread looking at my portfolio every day because I know it will always be the same price. We memed about its short squeeze a few years ago, and it could be another 5 years before something happens

>>26395214
My average is $27, though. I sold one time and FOMO again after a small dip. Many people say PLTR software isn't actually all that good.

>>26395181
It will settle at 30-35 for the next month. If you only have a few shares, might as well sell. Or double down and buy at the new floor.

After that it lives on earnings or new contracts.

Mommy Cathy bought 500k shares few days ago.
>pro tip; she isn’t flipping 500k shares

>>26395248
From the reviews I’ve seen from actual users, it’s not that it’s ground breaking, it’s that it makes everything simple. Which is what I guess new age technology encourages, simplicity.

>>26395184
Go sell your ass on the corner for free money fucking faggot

>>26395086
>filename
wait. just wait a second. oh fuck i can't unsee it.

>>26395248
>many people
anon .. WHO said that? who made that claim? how can you be so sure that their claim is actually true? OK fine, yes you did buy a little high, but for reasons I cannot articulate I think the PLTR share price will a healthy amount more in the future than what it is now.

hell I bought at 11 and sold some covered calls WAY out at 20 and those got chewed up and I bought back in at 21. just listen to me, and hold.

>>26395179
It’s coming though..

Melvin Capital is short BBBY

>>26394166
Based Risefag

>>26395333
>Melvin Capital
placed an order for monday, thanks for the tip, see you homies on the moon

>>26395210
No. That means it's bullish. Fuck how did I miss autos. This is the first time I've heard about it

>>26395184
>>26395032
I can't tell if you're trolling. Using margin on volatile stocks like GME is just asking to get everything taken from you. 2k made with a simulating stocks means you have basically no experience.

it hurts..

i only made $30K off GME because i was too much of a pussy... I could be 6-figures by now

>>26395086
>>26395312
Oh God damn it they do look similar and I do find her attractive.

>>26395319
you can't time this shit - I'm sorry. I waited and waited and waited and finally I said fuck it, and I bought.

>>26395210
Lmao I knew it.. I dunno about buying now cuz there’s PLENTY of shares available to short, unlike GME.. I have 1.02 avg so just gonna watch the show and take 50% loss it she drops to 50c

>>26395184
Cash advances, payday loans, find some people who'll take your car as collateral for $500, robbery if you have no other options. If you have nothing to lose then skipping town and getting a new name won't matter to you. If you win you win big. Do it

>>26395304
cry more because some people take risks unless you pussy

SPY 500 jan 22 you idiots, theyre going to pump everything on last time before resetting the current long term debt cycle, were in late stage scam system and they even have covid to blame for BRRRRRRR. spy could go to 800 in the next 3 years before crashing hard.

>>26395362
hopefully fauci breathes about it and it shoots to 10$

>>26395406
I know.. I’ll never time it right. Tried many times before and paid dearly

>only made $200k from GME today
i want to fucking die

Just checked the BB after market and I coomed.

>cry more because some people take risks unless you pussy

For all my UUUU bag holders, sit tight. It’s putting up a massive bull flag currently, and a cycle into commodities is inevitable at some point here. I bought some more last week, certainly not all in, but I’m comfy holding some shares and biding my time.

Why the FUCK is this peace of shit going up now?

I hate this stock i want it to go to 0.

>>26395417
why aren't margin loans a good idea? investing in gme with a loan sounds like easy money

Man I hope they don’t shut down wsb this place is depressing

>>26395464
if you dont have the balls to lose a few thousand then whats the point

>>26395439
Maybe but they are a long way off anon...they are only in phase 1? I may wait for a dip.

>>26395184
The joke is GME the company is not doing well at all. The fact that the stock is going against massive hedge funds trying to short it constantly is just a fuck you from the small guys to the big guys who constantly rig the game. /biz/ and even that shit hole wsb T plebbit shows that memes are stronger than actual finances and that scares the fat cats in wall street. That being said you are taking a huge risk on GME either way.

>>26395526
go back, nigger

>>26395513
at this point just do it pussy

bet you wont

>>26394629
I thought i didn't have enough friends for a surprise party too, but my gf put one together at a restaurant for my 30th, one of those large private room in the back dealios. Ofc my few best bros were there, family, and some semi-random "friends" who my gf and I had in common. She hung streamers and balloons, got a cake, even a poster with pics of my childhood/teen years/college days. It was actually really fun and made me feel like less of an autist for a short period of time. I broke up her here like 6 months later. I'm married now and a wagie and generally apathetic

We figured out GME way before the fags in WSB.. what’s the next play chads?

>>26395274
>>26395302
>>26395314
I guess I should have more confidence in that stock. It will just be sad to see it reach a new ATH and then it will dump, I become a bagholder for months to come and I didn't take profit again. I should be buying the dips from now. I'm only in with 240 shares. I'm already up $1000 which is big for me. I usually end up selling good picks before they truly take off. I should just hold and get my paper hands under control.

>>26395526
Go back you fucking pleb.

>>26395588
RBLX

>>26395571
wsb is 99% the reason it's pumping this hard this week

>>26393636
No. Sex is for love and children.

>>26395465
People said GPL had a cup and handle bullfrog ready to shoot up and nothing happened yet.

>>26395578
you scared me motherfucker

>>26395622
Still GME was mentioned here long before it was on there.

>>26395526
Go back

>>26395588
I heard EXPR but I am holding ATOS for the next two days

>>26395237
there you are!
I was waiting for you to explain the ebin junior mint strategy

meme it hard enough, cramer could call on the CEO, he's enjoying the hell out of this and he had on the CEO of smarties when they're not even public

just wait until i grab a stack
first utz, then tr, then regional bowling alleys!

>>26395622
that's why I sold my calls today, redditors have a short attention span, if it wasnt for them pumping this week i would be holding GME because of cohen alone

>>26395550
I'm all in PLTR and TSM options right now, I'm saying that borrowing money to buy GME is nigger tier gambling at this point, go call these drunks and get a loan from them if you really want to, they still exist just under a different name

>>26395659
depends on how you look at it, we definitely absorbed it much faster since there's only like 100-200 regulars here
ultimately we were just leeching off seekingalpha DD

>>26395589
Want a sad story?
I got drunk last night. Woke up at noon. Check stocks. See my November PLTR calls for 37c up like $800 or so (5 contracts) and holy fuck I sold before I could wipe the crust from my eyes. I sold around noon, like 28.50 or so. My dumbass should have held.

But I had to, since my shares equity was 4K and my options equity was like 4K, which was like 60% of my portfolio. I had to either sell all the shares or all the options in my eyes.

Gotta be patient with these things.

>>26394908
I've never been to that cesspool website much before but holy fuck it is bad, not to mention they ape our fucking meme's all over the place - tendies, REEEEing in one of their thread titles, Mongolian basket weaving... just disgraceful

>>26395589
Sell one (1) OTM call if you get nervous. Keep the other 140 longterm.

Don't panic sell.

>>26395659
Its perfect, it's a dumb horder of people that we will always be a few steps ahead of, and you can use that to your advantage

>>26395571
I saw some guy with 1mil invested in it and he thinks he's going to make 100 mil in a few years from GME

>>26395526
Wtf plebbit is depressing. Just a circle jerk of politically correct faggots that stroke their egos over their pseudo intellectual opinions when really the thing they need most in life is to get in a real fight and build some character and real intelligence.

>>26395695
that's what I thought last week and look where it is now
at least you'll probably be much happier taking profit here even if it goes to $100 next week

>>26395513
People already suggested it so I figured it wasn't an option for you. Do it all though. Take every single dollar you can get and go all in. Ask your family for money too

>>26395728
I don't know how calls work yet, bro.

>>26395715
and yet they don't even understand cute memes and 2hus

>>26394121
Monster mixed with tobacco residue, same as every night

baked
>>26395777
>>26395777
>>26395777

>>26395732
>>26395729
Exactly, the dumb fucks from there are cannon fodder. It's like having retard strength with no clue how to properly use it.

>>26395747
mainstream media is reporting it, I heard about GME on the radio while driving from work, I think today was critical mass, maybe I'm wrong but I still made a shit ton of money

>>26395678
I finally tried some UTZ. its like this jar of weird shrunken bread. Its pretty good

>>26395782
Find out.

>>26395732
say the extreme happens and GME somehow holds above $100 in the coming weeks because short interest remains elevated

if Cohen offers the short seller funds to settle at $100/share or something, that's like $6 billion cash added to GME (while turning it to a $12 billion market cap with the new float). There's potentially enough of a cult behind Cohen now that people won't be too mad about it, and it makes people who buy the top happy since there's actually longterm prospects to GME at these valuations

will it happen? I have no idea, but it's the best way GME can make use of this squeeze

>>26394908
>this basedjak

>>26395882
I remember a buddy talked me out of bitcoin a few years back and I regret it so much. i don't want to miss out again. I might just put 500 and see what happens.

>>26395882
I'll believe it when he reports the offering, and 100% chance it will dip on the news, if Cohen is going for the TSLA swing strat of meme pumping and dumping every quarter to raise capital I'm all for it

>>26395812
very cool description
I'm a fan of their pretzels, Zapp's, and their ridged chips

Their Dill Pickle ridges taste like in and out fries w/ special sauce

>>26395571
How many shorts covered so far?

>>26395210
Worth it to make a program to chart ticker mentions over time in that PnD sub or did someone already do it?

>>26395081
>JMIA
Isn't that some german-made amazon for afriniggers company?
Also I think the captcha algorithm is fucking tuned into my gps, I get nothing but motorcycle and speed limit signs for my images.

>>26395984
probably not even much. This looks more like just retail short sellers getting squeezed out since stock price went up through a gamma squeeze. I assume wsb were buying a shit ton of weeklies

>>26395882
That's a very big if

>>26396032
don't you get the impression that Cohen wants to be Elon Musk 2.0
his tweets have definitely earned him a group of cult shareholders who've trimmed enough to cover their cost basis and will probably hold their last bit of shares forever

>>26396032
so should i invest in gme with 500 or not

>>26395513
Margin works great if the stock goes up. If it goes down, you get absolutely fucking wrecked. You’ll owe your broker money, essentially going negative overall. So yeah, go ahead and buy GME entirely on margin at $65 and let me know how that works out.

Stocks like GME also have a margin requirement of 100%, but you wouldn’t know what that is. That means that for every penny you want to borrow in margin, you need to put up an equal amount yourself. It also means you’ll 2x any gains, but if you go down by 1/2, you’ll lose everything.

Read a lot more about how margin works before you tangle with it.

>>26396078
Sure, 500 isn't shit.

>>26396069
I wonder how he feels when he looks at the stock price these days.

>>26396096
I used trading212 practice with 4k and make 2k in a day, that's why i was asking about getting a loan for 4k. i just did tesla + gme and another popular stock shilled here

>>26395984
IT's still over 100% shorted

>>26396240
>2k in a day
try doing that long term and see what happens, you're gonna get rekt hard

>>26396280
Figured

>>26396398
im not trying to do it long term, just for GME shortly. should i do margin then?

>>26396566
jesus christ dude take a hint and stop

>>26396566
Yes and post the results

>>26396615
>>26396751
so pessimistic