/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass shitcoins. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, do any of you even own any actual equities that have real world value? How about real estate? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of the stock market because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This place is even worse than multi level marketing or playing the lottery.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "trade minuscule amounts of pretend money on the internet from mommy’s basement"? I also got straight A's at Harvard Business School and work on Wall Street (Me and the bros from my firm ate at a 3 star Michelin restaurant last night, and then got blown by some smoking hot high end escorts afterwards; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Vid Related: It's me and my bros
https://youtu.be/p_B5WZCJd5g