/biz/ - Business & Finance

Israel has no right to exist

>>25998515 (Cross-thread)
Wrong, faggot. Let this be a lesson - you don't short a clown market based on fundamentals and data.

You short it when black people start buying in.

>>26388954
WHY COULDNT THIS BE ME REDIT DOES NOT DESERVE THESE TYPE OF GAINS

>>26389028
based

>literal hedge fund managers posting on wsb and retards posting on here
why do we even exist

>>26389028
woah a smart anon

>>26388954
call or put on gme Monday?

>if I'm retarded and I can make %600 in gains
>how retarded is the average person?

>>26389055
>holding CLF calls and UWMC
anons...

toot toot nigga

fuck reddit, fuck WSB, fuck kikes and fuck chinks

>>26389096
You can make those gains specifically because you are retarded.

Hi, guys. I wonder whether binary systems are better than crypto trading? As I get, it is much easier to predict price growth or falling for such indices like Uber, Amazon, Microsoft.

Came across BAEX (#baex), a defi binary platform, and I am interested in their referral system and mathematical algorithm for regulation. Does anyone know about this system?

What tools do you use?

>>26389096
There are some great articles explaining just what the median IQ of 100 means. And how a large fraction of the population having IQs in the 80s or 90s can't read bus schedules or do math and shit.

>>26389144
>forgot niggers
ngmi

Send me your energy. I bought 200 mega millions tickets.

Tell me something about Apex Technology fagits is it good or not when the fuck is the merger

Gentlemen, now that market has closed for the day, I’d like to discuss the real problem on this board: the janny. This tranny moderator sits here (for free) and constantly hands out bans for slightly off-topic posts outside of market hours.

I’d like to discuss ways we can let this autist know that he’s sucking the fun out of the place. He’s obviously not very good at reading social cues, so it might be difficult to get through to him.

PUMPING $2500 INTO CRBP ON MONDAY!

>>26389107
I hold UWMC its garbage

>>26389028
fpbp

>>26389222
you forgot to remove your ip unless on vpn

>>26389126
The "DD" for this shit was basically
>dude 40% shorts lmao
by some faggot who missed GME and thinks reddit is his legion. I'd rather become a NOKfag than buy that shit

>>26389126
Lol I'm buying in premarket Monday

>>26389222
Out of respect for your trips, I'll just say this: beastiality is fucking disgusting.

>Hedgies again trying to blame reddit and robinhood investors when its their dumb as fuck beta chasing algos that are really pumping things

>>26389028
based

>>26389227
truly based

>>26389227
come on pajeet I get that you're trying to shill that shit and I actually bought some but that is just cringe

>>26389222
Hold on a second, they provide this service without the intention of receiving compensation?

R I G

Something fishy is brewing with wsb and it’s gradual rise to popularity. It was funny at first but now words out about a dedicated and degenerate gambling forum focused on option trading. Something’s brewing and it won’t end well for many

>>26389203
should got to 30 I absolutely regret selling it to jump into GHIV

>>26389222
fucking kek. DESU we have it better than most boards

>>26389144
fuck jannies

>>26389296
stop samefagging retard everybody can see through it

>>26389269
I don't care, I'm going into NOK also

> open /smg/
> start reading posts
> reply to something I want to engage with
> remember that there were 290+ posts when I started reading

LET'S GO NOK, LET'S GO NOK FUCK THE OTHER MEME STOCKS
Aside from the CCIV and Ktos guys, you're ok in my books

Anyone in ARK's IZRL ETF? thinking about getting long calls on it.

Cathie just added a shit ton more of TSM, you guys bought the dip right?

So is 1K actually a possible goal for GME or is it just trying to force a meme?

I am trying to get into GME since I am fighting homelessness and a suicidal brother (due to no money)

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>Could have moved all stocks to GME today
>Move'd less than 1% portfolio to make $20 bucks in 4 minutes

The fuck is wrong with me. The money was literally right there in front of me. I'm too safe with my portfolio.

>>26389028
Dangerously based & undeniable truth pilled

They’re even stealing our memes bros... ffs

what advice would you guys give to somebody who is new to investing? granted I'm going to be doing /smg/ tier investing and not boomer investing. so far I've gathered don't buy after a big green day, buy on red days, don't buy shit thats been pumped to hell and back in a single month don't fuck with retarded risky calls. any other things?

Well management has hit upon a perfect plan. They're selling a stake in Direct to some other group and kicking all the debt on them. The better part is that He will maintain control over Direct under this plan. So all the good parts, none of the bad. Crunchyroll, hell all the content was licensed from 3rd parties. So it was a money pit. What good is it if you don't own the content?.. Also it was never a part of Warner. Merely folded into it as a way to better manage it. Long live the Empire!.

>>26389371
1k? what the fuck?

>>26389303
>Crash causes normies and idiots to cry
>Dems see an opportunity
>PDT rule gets an extra 0 tacked on
>Options locked to accredited investors
>Unrealized gains tax implemented to "make those wealthy gamblers pay their fair share"
>Exchanges impose volatility halts and circuit breakers whenever prices move more than 5% in a day

>>26389296
Hello Microsoft support? Windows 10 is running like dog shit again, can you have your village build me a new pc, I'll send you $1, which is more than generous

Is coom cat out of coom or is it worth buying GME Monday at opening when it drops?

>>26389324
I assure you, few boards have janitors who patrol for off-topic posts inside threads. It takes a certain level of deep autism for that.

>>26389393
You have to actually invest money.

>>26389313
so many tickers to buy and you chose the homo sex cursed one

>>26389403
I know

Some idiots were trying to say it could 1K. I have no idea what to make of it

>>26389367
Where does she post her buys? Spoonfeed pls

If today has taught me anything it’s that you’re not going to make retard money unless you go full retard. I’m going to sell my whole portfolio and bet it all on Coinbase.

>>26389371
Your situation is fucked mate, try getting on your feet instead of relying on gambling

>>26389393
Buy meme stocks.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I ONLY JUST SAW GME STOCK TODAY
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
YOU NIGGERS ACTUALLY DID IT
WHERE'S COOOOOOM CAT? WHERE IS THAT LITTLE FUCKING BASTARD I WANT TO HUG HIM SO BADLY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HE FUCKING DID IT LADS
HE COOOOOOOM

>>26389144
>fuck chinks
No, they make line go up. But fuck the EH shill :^(
>>26389303
>>26389385
That's great, now go make a separate thread on /biz/ about reddit and fuck off

>>26389475
I am I guess

Just got a job despite being disabled and just doing a little into stocks not all

>AMC
we are coming for those fat gains again better cover now before it gets worse

I think at this point if you don't have at least 1 single fucking share of GME to coom with your bros over, then you are probably not going to make it

>>26389371
>I am fighting homelessness and a suicidal brother
why would you fight your suicidal brother
that sounds like a dick move, I bet you're part of why he's suicidal

>>26389376
did you make a hundred of these before you started posting them? or are you doing them as you go along?

>>26389474
Coinbase, Robinhood, Roblox
These are the future new retard battlefields

>>26389430
/pol/ sucks all the jannies away.

>>26389371
Work and invest the occasional dollar to the market retard, don't go all in on anything in life

>>26389430
When I used to drunk post on al/ck/ all the time I got banned constantly and I never made threads. Sometimes they just identify somebody they don't like and keep banning them.

Reminder that this nigga was wrong on GME, wrong on TSLA, wrong on Wayfair, wrong on NVDA. When he's bearish, YOU BUY.

>>26389612
Except God.

:)

>>26389430
They don't patrol you mongoloid, you get reported by people like me and they react to it because it's actually off-topic

>>26389410
Unironically believe this will happen

>>26389621
but he was bullish on tesla

>>26389371
no lol

How long are we holding GME? Is it really doing a VW infinity squeeze soon?

>>26389410
how much do i need to be accredited

what will you spend your gains on bros? i will treat myself to adding ketchup to my ramen

>>26389522
This new chink scam hologram is really tempting.
I'm long for $16 worth of shares, but I need citron to really dig into it

>>26389222
stop posting trannies, stop getting banned
simple as unchecked digits

>>26389583
Just worded it weirdly. I meant fighting for him

>>26389644
Go back.

>>26389570
Aren't they suffering some crippling debt that has them on the verge of a full on crash?

>>26389644
Fucking narc whining to the janny over nothing

GME $100 IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN
NOT $50
NOT $20
NOT EVEN $8

u-uhm what now bros this is actually a lot of money im just 19. i was just meme'ing with my internet frens

>>26389162
I've always tried to be humble, I think people who go on about IQ are peak cringe. But trading has really made me think. Most people, especially on reddit, think it's impossible to make more than 7% p.a. Most people can't do basic finances. Most people just aren't observant at all. I'm starting to think that I'm actually going to make it, and that it never really was that hard. I just had retards telling me that it's impossible my entire life because they're too stupid to see through the veil themselves.

t. quarter of a millionaire

>>26389638
Went all in on God, long story short Jesus didn't take the wheel and I'm crippled for life

>>26389621
Don't forget PLTR

I hope everyone realizes that the only pick on here to get shit on by the same dedicated group of schitzos as much as CRBP was GME. If you think for a single milisecond that Israel doesnt have someone in here 24/7 making sure to FUD the best plays constantly to prevent the goy from gaining power you should go to reddit. GME mooned when they said it wouldnt go past 12$, any single-digit holder would remember. Now every time someone utters CRBP its nothing but india and intentionally cringe jo crystal and reddit shit. THEY ARE LEARNING YOU STUPID NIGGERS, AND IF YOU FALL FOR THEIR FUD IT MEANS THEY'RE WINNING. BUY CRBP OR LICK JEWNIGGER FEET, YOU PICK.

>>26389638
Based and Christ pilled

>>26389668
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/092815/how-become-accredited-investor.asp

But that's the current definition. In this scenario they probably bump it up to a reasonable $3m net worth or income over $500k/yr.

Trading halted on AUPH

Reminder: for every "GME" type play there's 100 more that are absolute shat and helped a lot of people decide to throw themselves off the big ass buildings in new york.

Buy when a green candle gets over the 10 day SMA line. Sell when a red candle get underneath the line.

>>26389028
now thats what i call based

>>26389705
>Most people, especially on reddit, think it's impossible to make more than 7% p.a.
How can one justify this view when the S&P 500 averages 12% p.a.???

Writing anon from last thread, it can only be 2k-6k words and mostly dialogue (for children retards) Im newb writer,

some of you fags probably type 10k words here per day

>>26389676
ah
it's odd, I know my older brother is hoping I'll kill myself
he's got a good speech written and is ready to parlay it into more positive attention

seriously, family is a curse

>>26389672
I don't even know anymore. I was going to buy a house but that just means I have to sell positions and my FOMO won't let me.

>>26389698
You make it anon. You keep fighting, and one day, you make it.

>>26389393

Don't do options.

Actually put money into your account, flipping it constantly isn't easy without a 25,000$ base account to ignore day trading pattern penalty.

Stay the fuck away from penny stocks.

Set aside 0-5% of your portfolio to play with for the memes, it can be fun and at the end of the day this shit is about having fun alongside making money.

Don't do options.

A large % of your portfolio should be in companies that are going to obviously outlive your life time.

Aggressively put money into your broker account. Stop spending money, just keep putting money into your account. The old adage was once you hit 100,000$ and your not stupid your money will grow out of control. This is now more alongside $250,000 these days.

Fucking put money in your brokerage account and save constantly. Don't buy dumb shit, save money aggressively. The more the better ESPECIALLY if your young.

Time invested in the market is 100x better than timing the market. Get your money in NOW. Never wait.

Don't do options.

Never ever ever do margin trading.

Enjoy being rich in 10-15 years if your not an idiot.


I made a fucking $1 for every $1 I put in my account in the past 6 months. I did very well and knew nothing about stocks at all. I fucked up a few times and lost thousands of dollars. I'm on my way to 6 figures and I work a wagie slave job.

Stocks are a get rich slow scheme, and your not the major player. Keep your money safe while following the people who are making money.

Social media can be used as a tool, use it.

Have fun and get that fucking money anon. You live in an exciting time for the stock market.

>>26389698
cash out enough to buy 200 oz of silver and keep memeing with us lad

>>26389698
Listen anon. When you sell (and if its gme you better sell within the next 10 minutes) you need to set aside some of it for taxes. Then you can use the rest to invest in more memes. Good job. You beat me

>>26389705
>dad tells me stocks are risky
>while buying lotto tickets

>>26389733
I hope you realize by being obnoxious like that you make people NOT wanna get on your picks

Can somebody spoon feed me on buy/sell calls/puts?
>Buy Call
Strike price above market price=$
>Sell Call
Strike price below market price=$
>Buy Put
Strike price below market price=$
>Sell Put
Strike price above market price=$

>>26389691
Some days I find certain things more annoying than usual, especially when we actually have a good convo going on here for once and you larpers come in to derail it. What can I say, to be fair I have never reported a post like yours but still

wow that AH GME is something

>>26389769
Perhaps I was exaggerating, but it's 100% true that most people think anything higher than the teens is impossible or 'too dangerous'. Check out r/finance.

>>26389769
SPY averages 7%, inbred. QQQ averages 9%.

OOOOOO CRBP ON TUESDAY COME ON I WANT TO CUM IN MY DIAPER

>>26389705
I'd heard "beating the market's like a test where you've just got to be smarter than 50% of the people taking it". Then I saw the market not understand SARS 2 until fucking March and profited handily. At that point I understood.

>>26389028
Based

>>26389805
My father is the same, except he likes EE bonds and "cough", things one might lose in a boating accident, as investments.

>>26389790
>following the people who are making money.
>Social media can be used as a tool, use it.
gimme some breadcrumbs, I'm pretty sure I have such severe brain damage and psychological disorders that I'll never actually get anywhere if I don't figure out how to get in an out of this late stage bubble ride

I'm literally unemployable, unlovable, and worthless

>>26389807
Good, better to just buy GME at 80$ and wait for papa elon to take us to infinity big chungus keanu 100 rocket emoji

Thoughts on oil now that XL pipeline is ended along with new fracking permits on federal land?

Will BB dip again before it moons? Or should I buy now?

>>26389861
"You can't beat the market" is the mantra of seething midwits. Well I've beat the market many times over, it's not hard if you're not a fucking sped.

>>26389227
>>26389296
Vu come out come out where ever you are...

>>26389698
Accumulate wealth and disregard females

>>26389705
>tfw tested 135+ iq on mensa
will i make it? i gained and lost 2k this week which was my first

>>26389928
I saw this fucking guy on one of the tickers I follow. I'm cursed now, aren't I?

>>26389798
Why sell GME when there’s a shit load of margin calls coming on Monday?

>>26389749
wtf why did they halt AH? Why not just wait til Monday morning? This smells like shit.

>>26389921
gimme one strategy that a retard like me can do

>>26389816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PM4rNDr4oI

Now fuck off and don't come back for another 3 hours.

>>26389816
buying a call or selling a put = bullish (want the price to go up)
selling a call or buying a put = bearish (want the price to go down)

>>26389971
Idk anon. You do you. Sell after the margin calls. I didn't know that, just don't fucking hodl it too long, it has no business being that high.

>What is the best trading app?
>What is the best PC trading site?

>Should I use a trading app or use a PC?

>>26389998
buy low, sell high

Looks like I can start playing around with trading boys

>>26389943
If you think too hard, you will wind up boxing yourself in mentally, like scoops, and dump all your money in an ETF and then brag about it here.

>>26388954
I swear I’m the only person coming out of this clown market still poor. Even 50% gains do nothing because I’m so poor

>>26389998
buy options and then sell them later for a higher price

>>26390026
oh
nevermind

>>26389998
Buy GDX / GDXJ and enjoy massive gains in the next few years. Just buy and hold unlike all the faggot day traders with <$10k portfolios shitting up these threads.

>>26389943
IQ = Understanding a subject

You'll make it if you put effort into it anon.

>>26389790
thanks anon

There's some dude who's sitting on over 11 million due to GME. In my humble opinion the smart play would be to sell that shit fast as hell and walk. Honestly at this point who cares if GME goes up more? When your sitting on more money even after taxes than most make in a whole lifetime the whims of what a company does after you sell shouldn't mean shit to you.

>>26389998
You're a retard, you can't execute strategies. Stick to that Boomer Investing 101 guide in the OP.

>>26389777
Read some of the classics like Love you Forever, The Giving Tree, The Hungry Caterpillar, for really young readers. If they're a touch older though keep in mind kids are smarter and more mature than you give them credit for, they can handle subject matter a touch more serious than you'd expect. It's actually good for them to be emotionally challenged in stories at around the second grade or so, it's why so many kids movies feature the death of a parental figure, to help develop empathy and give kids a protagonist to root for

FB, AAPL, TESLA, AMC
LETS GO

Guys I did a visit to /v/ just now and they had a thread about GME. About the share price of GME. Sell on Monday if you haven't already.

>>26390022
Anything free
Anything free

Doesn't matter, any decent app has both

>>26390022
Who are you quoting?

>>26390018
kek sounds like every other TSLA bear I have seen here since I started lurking Feb 2020

>>26389943
I’m a 132iqlet and I have only made $1000 on $7k. I have learned a shit load of things and consumed more text than I have since college but it’s going so slow because I refuse to go into memes. I need to stop thinking.

>>26389970
Yes. He is the original CBRP shill that posts (and samefags) 20-30x a thread to push his shitty discord pump and dump

>>26390069
It’s basically guranteed to run higher

>>26389367
Ive got 3k in February calls right now

>>26390078
>AMC
I wish reddit would leave.

>>26390069
The guy was already well off to start with bro, it still doesn't mean shit to him.

>>26389570
I sold the top today
>also tfw sold GME at $19

>>26390022
New to investing: Robinhood

Experienced and operating with 6+ digits: Ameritrade or Fidelity

>>26389032
Can someone explain this to a retard like me

>>26389705
>most people think it's impossible to make more than 7% p.a.
It's very easy to judge this in clown market. Under normal conditions, even investing in SPY and holding for 20 years the market could suddenly crash and you barely come out with 2% p.a. by the time you have to retire.

>>26389998
Track memes and buy on the first pump. Most of the time it will pump at least once more, sometimes it will moon. Don't go all in though - keep some capital so you can buy the next meme if the current one goes bust.

>>26389900
>following the people who are making money.
This means give your money to Cathie Wood. She will make money for you.

>>26390113
FUCK YOU

>>26389790
>don't do options
Fucking wisdom brother

Guys I'm new to investing,. Should I invest in SNEED, or FEED? Help me please I'm max epic newfag

>>26390079
That’s what everyone said about Tesla and apple

>>26389900

Trading is a skill. No one can get you the victory, only show you the battlefield. You have to find your own path. This shit is an MMORPG where you need to grind.

Learn your risk tolerance.

Know to take a hit. This shit is like EVE online, only fly what your willing to lose. Or only buy what your willing to lose.

When you buy have an exit plan. If it falls when do you get out and vice versa on increase.

Learn how certain stocks fluctuate. Some of the best traders out there literally have been flipping the same 3 stocks for years to the point they don't feel anything other than a basic day job that makes a lot of money.

Never lose hope, this is a winners game of winners. Your a winner for playing. The people who play this game are way more successful than you and you get to play with them.

For the love of god don't do options. It's not for beginners.

>>26389998
Buy low sell high. Only buy stocks that you believe will grow based on your own research. Don't buy P&Ds, only do so if you're experienced and have some cash to spare. Slow but steady is the game here. With slow and steady gains, 2-3% a day on average, you beat the market, you beat reddit, you beat the retards

>>26390113
sorry sweaty actually AMC is a 4channel stock maybe you should kys

>>26389698
Keep enough for taxes like >>26389798 said, then invest the majority in a boomerfolio and maybe keep a little to continue memeing is your best bet. $30k isn't "make it" tier but it could be a good start towards college tuition payments or just a solid emergency fund depending on what you plan to do in your 20's.

>>26390078
>AMC
There true value is -$27 PER SHARE. You are paying money to lose money when you buy a share of AMC.

>>26390017
Which of the four can you lose infinitely? Selling put? Does short selling involve options, and how do options relate to what exactly melvin/citron do with gme?

>>26390096
Michael Burry was one of the first institutional investors in GME and opened up a large TSLA short near the end of last year.
He is always right. Always. He is just routinely early.

>>26390098
I’ve made 1k with 3000 buying memes and getting stoned lol

>>26390103
literally how?
this company is pure shit, why does it have any reason to go higher

>>26389943
I tested 172 but the test is basically useless past 140-150 anyway
>>26390098
same, I just need to grit my teeth and meme away like $500 or something to get my feet wet

>>26389228
A-are we gonna make it?

>>26390144
Based.

>>26390098
>no memes

Nice SPY position

>>26390144
>Never lose hope, this is a winners game of winners. Your a winner for playing. The people who play this game are way more successful than you and you get to play with them.

this sounds like something you tell someone who doesn't know how to play poker, in order to get them to play poker with you

>>26390155
strong alpha male energy here

>>26389228
does he get through that scene okay?

>>26390144
good advice but reddit presentation

Hey only friends. If I write a check for 10k do I need to let my bank know first even if there are sufficient funds? The Microsoft refund department wired me too much and I have to send some back (but he's letting me keep some)

>>26389673
I like Chinese scams, but WIMI goes too far even for me. I'm going to throw gambling money at CGA next.
>>26390078
Go back please

>>26390186
Short coverage

>>26390193
That’s a good way of going about it I think. Use 1k on a meme to lower the anxiety of the trade.

>>26390073
Thanks writer guy.

now shill me a stock besised TSM :)

>>26390236
this sounds like a scam

>>26389900
Don't listen to that boomer
If you don't use some kind of leverage (options or margin) and don't have at least 100k to begin with you'll never get anywhere with investing, especially if you avoid penny stocks

>>26389055
Because fuck reddit. I'd rather make less money but not be a retartded douche. memes are worth more than money and always will be

>>26390186
Company cannot fail. Worst case scenario is going all digital and still would be making millions

>>26390236
kek

>>26389979
because we're all gonna die on this

>>26390236
If you don't normally swing that amount, then yeah you probably want to call them in advance. Or just send the check and wait for them to call you, whichever.

i need to get out of the poverty mentality and start putting more money on each trade now that i actually have more money. 500 used to be big but now i prob should be doing 5k

$HPST BIGGEST 2021 HEMP PLAY. Dude is buying how many shares of his own stock. Big things happening, next PR sending this way over a dollar

>>26390337
Wait'll you get to 50k. It's fun moving meme plays by yourself.

>>26390305
Yep I’ve been buying shares and it’s useless. Unless you make 500+ a week and live with parents and throw it all in stocks every day you’re fucked. Or go all in with 10k in a stock and have it double is a good start

>you faggots didn't hop on GME because of "muh reddit"

some of you guys are so fucking sad

>>26390186
>company is pure shit
do some DD before posting newfag

>>26390235

Yeah sorry anon, I've strayed from the chan for sometime. I can't help it anymore. I'll never truly leave this place tho.

>>26390375
Let them be retards

>>26389032
I don't even have the option to buy 0dte options yet
This is bullshit

>>26390375
go back faggot

>>26390237
>I'll never get back those 4 hours of my life
fuck haruhi

>>26390146
you don't understand, I am the retard
I need you to point me to the new GameFAQS for stocks

>>26390305
got a good starter guide for pennystocks? I've only experienced the BTFO part.

>>26390296
NTDOY
cathie's still buying
BOJ probably buying too

>>26390236
> but he's letting me keep some
Are you sure you don't need to spend it on visa gift cards for your local sherrif to avoid being arrested like the voicemail said?

why are u guys so close minded to reddit?

>>26390375
>>26390410
I didn't choose to be a retard, the PTSD did

>>26390398
>the chan
Go back.

>>26390386
>newfag
I was here last summer, essentially longer than you newnigger

>>26389705
>trading
Why would you go that far.... just beating inflation is enough
People right now are buying apparels, car and phone or other wierd shit with loans just to show off. They don't count how much the price cost with installments. Most people even the top math school/university graduates are financially blind and wageslaving like others.

first day of trading with a $25k+ account starts Monday. can’t wait to lose it all :^)

>>26390375
If I make a million dollars off a tip from a redditor, it will be a hollow victory.

>>26390478
>last summer
>not a newfag
uh oh

>>26389673
What chink hologram scam?

Shill me just a little and I'll throw money into it.

Love chink scams desu

>>26390122
That absolutely Chad bought around 100 $60 calls for ~$500 and sold them for ~$120,000 probably on the same day

>>26390478
>literal summerfag
actually fuck off kid

>why are u guys so close minded to reddit?

>>26390476
>>26390398
>The chan

Idk why i keked

>>26390496
>t. Broke as fuck

>>26390331
Thanks for an actual answer. We figured out a different way. Microsoft is partnered with google and they have a giftcard I can use. Cheers

>>26390451
What the fuck is going on here? Does someone link these threads to reddit or something? This place is literally infested.

>>26390429
>got a good starter guide for pennystocks? I've only experienced the BTFO part.
Just lurk here to see what's the next pump and dump and move on to something else when you make a healthy profit or it stops being talked about. And pay attention to what are the news regarding the company to know when to expect a big move.

>>26390451
Too many, shall we say, folks of a swarthier complexion?

>>26390451
People on reddit have sex and friends and they don’t

>half the thread is LARPING as redditors
>the other half is newfags falling for easy b8
never change /biz/

>>26390521
I have about $60,000

>>26390505
no you
so what im 18, im older than you child

>>26390451
because you can truly speak your mind here. imagine saying something like "blacks are generally less intelligent than all other races" on Reddit.

>>26390375
I didn't buy GME because there is literally no long term business plan. It's a failing physical realtor that will never be able to compete with Steam unless they get exclusive deals with developers, and no developer will pass up Steam to sell at fucking Gamestop. The current price is a pump caused by a online dog food salesman and a bunch of retarded trust fund kids playing with stocks.
$4 to $70 in 5 months. Do you genuinely believe Gamestop has become 9 BILLION dollars more valuable in the last 5 months?
I'd rather miss out on short lived gains than give money to Gamestop. Their entire business model is selling people something for $50 and then buying it back for $5. Simple as.

>>26390509
Because they will defend the child smeller and rona

>>26390476
>>26390515

I love triggering you fuckers. Have a goodnight folks.

>>26390451

>>26389911
LMFAO i love you anon. Buy CRBP you dumb babies

>>26390502
talking about WIMI, all the buzz about it seems to be from one firm issuing press releases every morning and I'm thinking it's a PnD

>>26390539
I've been here for years, son.
I've missed every good PnD and just gotten fucked by taking too much risk on the

>>26390567
They don't have to be a b&m store forever, Chewy meme man has serious potential, I should've bought when Reggie got on board

>>26390566
i mean for the sake of making money. i only go on wsb because you can find some good dd. when it comes to money i dont give a fuck about "le reddit"

>>26390608
I literally just laughed in my chair for 5 minutes about you saying “the chan”

>>26389998
Get a job.

>>26390634

>>26389858
>TUESDAY
Tuesday? What is happening Tuesday?

I honestly have no idea whats going to happen with CRBP on Wednesday

>>26390451
what time do you go to bed?

>>26389913
>oil
buy suncor

>>26390296
KTOS for actual serious investment, NOK to be part of the meme dream team

>>26389998
1. Buy the rumor, sell the news (this just happens with INTC and STX)
2. Be wary when others are greedy
3. Be greedy when others are fearful

>>26390375
It was a meme here before it was a meme on Reddit newfag.

>>26389911
>>26390621
>>26390673
>>26390670
dude stop samefagging

>>26390688
11

What should I buy? I’ve been playing it safe with PFF and QYLD lately. I’m excited for the UiPath IPO.

>>26390567
>9 BILLION dollars more valuable in the last 5 months?
lol look at the shares outstanding and market cap again you dumbass

this was a trap that was brewing for over a year ever since massive share buybacks

>>26390721
Obsessed

>>26390721
take your fucking meds

>>26390567
Steam and Gamestop don't even serve the same customers. Just how big do you think PC gaming is anyway?

>>26390627
> they don't have to be b&m forever
And yet again we come to "who is going to shop at gamestop dot com when everything is already on steam"
The physicallity is literaly the ONLY thing keeping them in business, and now they're abandoning it for internet because reasons. Investors will like it and pour money in and then it will go nowhere. If they were smart they'd rebrand as an arcade for millenials because that's something they actually miss from childhood and as they have kids it'll get them to go back to malls and make gamestops a good store for malls to bring in.
If they actually pull it off, I'll be amazed and happy. But I still won't put a single penny in it. Nay, not even if this stock were offered freekly, and I alone in taking it could save the west, I would not touch it. For I am a man of my word, and my word is FUCK GAMESTOP.

>>26390664
unironically unachievable, I am a literal incompetant

Awful close for GME >:(

>>26390740
>>26390750
Anon...

>>26390721

uhh....??

>>26390627
So basically doing what the faggits at reddit are doing, but in a Chinese corporate setting?

That's free money if the CCP is in any way involved. Even if it isn't its going to print money.

I'll throw $1000 into it after the Monday opening dip

>>26390740
>>26390750
> i'm totally different people, just look at all these screenshots we all took at exactly the same time, one on a phone and one on desktop

>>26389998
Buy steady stocks and sell calls

Do I double my BB and TSM positions tomorrow, or do I wait for the Big Crash or whatever?

will they keep doing circut breakers to stop the squeeze?

>>26390771
i believe the plan was something like that

I wouldn;t be shocked if target and gamestop crushed every local game store and became THE place for Magic TCG or Smashbros or whatever other fucking tourneys and other shit when we can play games again

Will I make it? I feel like I'm missing opportunities to make a shit ton more money than I am. Like if I had bought gme and just held that I'd be over 100k.

I'm wondering if I should just go all in on a potential x5-10 midcap....
Or maybe I should only take like 2 or 3k and stick it in something like SING, that could potentially x10.....but if I x10 this whole portfolio ill be at 250k instead of +20k

>>26390740
>>26390750
The (You) goes away when posting from a different ID so posting a screenshot of (You)s on a board with IDs is pointless

>>26390840
tomorrow is saturday, congress starts negotiating a relief bill on sunday, big crash then maybe monday

>>26390817
that is an extremely erotic picture
fuck
I need to workout again

>>26390908
here is another extremely erotic picture

>>26390817
do you have more DD then that?
big kek

>>26390567
I am literally in tears laughing after reading this. You sound so incredibly frustrated

>>26390852
>when we can play games again
Ngmi.

>>26390688
>Anton flippenings his coin
Nothing personell kid
checked

>>26390822
>>26390887
What causes retardation like this?

>>26390567
And here is the counter to your DD:
/wsb/
Get rekt bitch, LMAO

>>26390840
>TSM crash
that would be worrying, since it was barely affected by covid or the September pullback

>>26390872
you're doing better than most people here, just keep doing what you're doing and don't worry about missing occasionally, there will always be new opportunities, and you can't capitalize on opportunities if you lose all your money on a meme

How do I buy calls on my portfolio? I want to gamble on hitting 8 figures EOY.

>>26390673
Oh. Wednesday. Holy fuck you don't know the storm about to come on Wednesday. Tuesday won't matter but Wednesday? Oh man.

>>26390567
>being this mad

>>26390939
And yet you’re the one who has come to another site to seek validation.

>>26390975
Thats what prevents me from going in on calls for say bb or something.

>>26390627
>They don't have to be a b&m store forever, Chewy meme man has serious potential, I should've bought when Reggie got on board
A shitty website won't ever be able to compete with a desktop platform developed over two decades that integrates well with games and with windows and already has tons of deals with developers and brand recognition

>>26389032
Turbo based even if he's a redditor

>>26390942
you think WotC is gonna go full online and no in person tourneys?

>>26390986
Wednesday is Powell time, could be brutal

GME has ruined these /smg/.

Hey guys, I want to make money but I don't want to lose money.

How can I improve on my 40% yearly gains while not risking losing the money

>>26390567
nice cope LMFAO

>>26390567
i feel ya, you should order up some of these and I guarantee you'll feel a lot better soon. I recommend getting some warming lubricant, trust me on this

>>26390852
Magic is God tier game btw

>>26391027
you mean steam?
I was never very impressed, but I'm sure it's great

>>26391054
TR will save it?

>>26390375
unironically this. /biz/ is just mad lereddit is outperforming them. seethe faggots

>>26391019
You could also comb warosu from the end of August to November and find the topic discussed to death. I am not sure you or anybody else really wants to do that.

>>26391027
And for consoles, it would involve a US specific company getting rights to sell on asian-made consoles. Best case they get bought by microsoft and run into the ground like every other brick mortal thing microsoft has attempted

>>26390234
yes hes fine

>>26390740
>>26390750

>>26391054
The stock market is now shitcoins so of course it behaves like a shitcoin general

>>26390200
Well I hope you did not go all in like me a moth ago because I doubt we are going to make it, ill hold through earning in hopes of 14$

Jesus Christ this thread is a cringefest.
Fuck off reddit, summer and corona fags. Can't wait for you to lose your ass when the flash crash comes

>>26391087
>>26390375
imagine being this fucking new

If you don't put EVERYTHING in CRBP on monday, tuesday at the latest, you area fool. It'll hit $100 by EOM

>>26391019
I have been holding since 9$ dumb faggot. I have read countless posts like yours all the way to where GME is now. at this rate I will probably actually coom of euphoric laughter when GME is trading in the upper triple digits and see posts like this

>>26390721
>>26390822
>>26390798
If CRBP anon is a kettle that makes you a ____ .

Hint: There are two acceptable answers!

>>26390567
>not understanding a short squeeze defies fundamentals
>not understanding short squeezes are fueled by meme magic

Ngmi

>>26389448
yeah its my biggest oof so far I hold the trash until I break even or close to it

I FUCKING LOOOOOVE VOLATILITY

>>26391087
If you had actually gotten in on GME you wouldn’t be here throwing a fit, you’d be on reddit showing off.
At least we have honor in missing out. All you can do is spam word salad and get even more upset.

>>26391153
Why are you shilling this

>>26391079
For me it’s the Stepper or the Wavy

>>26391019
see
>>26391152
>09/25/20
/smg/ has been in GME longer than you have been in /smg/

>>26391173
Nigger?

>>26390983
This is perhaps the worst fucking cropping i've ever seen in my entire life. What the fuck does this image even convey?

>>26389222
im here to learn about stocks i'm not your friend retard

>>26391196
He's a streetshitter

>>26391192
see
>>26391220
stop trying so hard to fit in nigger

Man, fuck Ryan Cohen

>>26391211
for me its your mom

>>26391185
>Its my biggest oof

>>26391223
number go up
>>26391196
you're probably the same schizo who thought GME was being shilled when it was at $4

>>26391153
Why are you shilling penny stocks like you know what you're talking about if you don't even know how to buy a fucking options in RH? >>26390983

>>26391152
fucking spedditniggers

>>26391192
>you wouldn’t be here throwing a fit
except I see anons throwing fits all the time over LINK

>>26389979
>>26390330
Approved

>>26389299
FOR FREE

>>26391236
No, I am the streetshitter who shills CRBP. I'm wondering why the fuck he's saying CRBP is going to 100 unless he's purposely FUD'ing it. Whatever. Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday I predict stock to go up bigly and people will shut the fuck up with the FUD and take it seriously

>>26391275
> I want zero dollars... for the rest of my life

>>26390769
>Just how big do you think PC gaming is anyway?
Not him, but bigger than you give it credit for, it's an expanding field that even the Japs are starting to embrace

>>26391221

>>26391265
ESL-kun, you couldn't even grasp the nuance of my joke. Sad. Such cases.

>>26390170
>Which of the four can you lose infinitely?
selling calls, and that will happen if the price skyrockets to infinity. selling puts has a large but finite loss (stock goes to zero)
>Does short selling involve options
no, with short selling you are loaned a share and then you immediately sell it while owing the lender the share at whatever price that happens to be.
>and how do options relate to what exactly melvin/citron do with gme?
they don't directly relate, but they indirectly relate through price. melvin/citron want the price to go down, so if price goes down some options become more valuable while others lose value and vise versa

>>26390769
You can’t browse porn on an x box. Simple as. Consoles cost so much it’s better to just invest in a PC.>>26390771

>tfw never will get 800k overnight on shortsqeeeze and tell my parents I made it

>>26391232
>Im not your friend

NOTHING is more reddit than this. NOT A SINGLE THING can be uttered that 100% waves the reddit flag. Either an electionfag, a /wsb/ nigger, or a new gen election fag (fuck i hate what politics does to these niggers). We are ALL friends here (Exceptions apply- see: Israel) and you will learn NOTHING by posing. FUCK JANNIES, AND FUCK YOU

>>26391211
I like the simplicity and authentic feel of the Silky but I'll give those a try, my fellow connoisseur

>>26390769
A better question is why isn't it even bigger? Why are consoles even still alive?

I'm currently sitting on my couch browsing this thread, because I hooked my TV up to a PC. Now that my PC has a big screen, the only advantage to consoles has vanished. A computer can do literally anything that any other form of media can do with far more convenience.

Consoles offer no inherent advantages and that is why they are doomed to fail.

>>26391346
It's called options short for options contract you fucking retard. Now go learn your platform rather than make shitty jokes that aren't funny.

Who is this cat fella and why does he coom?

migrate :^)
>>26388973
>>26388973
>>26388973

>>26391431
Baby upset? Baby gonna shit his diaper?

H-how many days of inflation do you have saved up before you die, /smg/?

>>26391287
I have a strict rule against putting money into pharmaceutical stocks. Sorry bud. Don’t care, never buying.

>>26391488
>those digits
I don't blame you, though. I have people like the BCRX shill who unironically think it matters what a pharma drug trials look like. I am shilling CRBP because I am following the money, nothing else on top of that and some technicals.

>>26391310
If a person wanted to cut into another gaming market, the easiest and most sensible one would be the mobile gaming market, as that is the one I think has the most expansion and growth associated with it. Consider if Gamestop had supported a global version of Granblue Fantasy, like Crunchyroll did with Danmachi. My point was that Gamestop caters to console gamers and isn't really a direct competitor of Steam. But it was probably wrong of me to imply that PC gaming was small. (Since when is a mailbox a parking meter fucking captcha)

>>26391414
Amen brother
Fuck reddoids and fuck kikes

>>26391466
stop it with the diaper fetish man it's disgusting

>>26391414
sure we're friends. but i don't care about that guy getting banned for posting off-topic

>>26391414
I'm not your friend pal

>>26391148
how are you hedging for it?

>>26391273
BTC, then LINIK, then GME
how many times will I miss my shot?

>>26391384
are you talking shit on that enjoyable movie?

>>26391584
It is not a fetish retard get your mind out of the gutter

>>26391747
lol rekt

>>26391062
how do you make 40% a year?

>>26391975
I pick the best actively-managed ETFs and review them on an annual basis, axing them if I'm displeased with their performance. 40% is a good year but certainly not unusual.

Last couple years that's been Cathie Wood and I see no reason to sell her just yet

>>26391062
covered calls

>>26388954
>rebought GME worth 500 dollars worth at 55 dollars a share

am I retarded? It will moon again, r-right?